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Hanky Klocko's dead,
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and our debt will be
buried with him forever.
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Guys, Tony
didn't kill anybody.
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It was me.
What was you?
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Killed him.
I did it for you guys.
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I'm hoping this can stay
in the room.
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You're calling
the cops, right?Absolutely.
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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[SNIFFS]
Have you been drinking, sir?
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What? No.
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I'd like to see your papers.
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Okay.
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I'm just gonna go
to my glove compartment
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and get them for you.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
[TIRES SCREECH]
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Hey! Hey! You!
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[CHUCKLING]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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I mean, we... We all heard
that you'd been arrested.
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It's really hard to prove
a murder case without a body,
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and I hid it really well.
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I don't get it.
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How is it that this kid's
still walking around free?
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He confessed to a murder
in front of 12 people.
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Yeah, well,
pinning a murder rap
on someone ain't that easy.
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Yeah, it is!
It's incredibly easy.
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You have 12 people
who will testify
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in court
that he confessed.
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Whoa, whoa. 11.
I don't want to get involved.
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OFFICER: Yeah, right, but,
I'm gonna be honest here.
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You guys aren't the most
credible witnesses.
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What is that
supposed to mean?
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Well, most of you have
criminal records.
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You're addicts
and alcoholics
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or you've been arrested
for prostitution.
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What? Never!
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I ain't talking about you.
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Sorry, but
until we find a body
or this guy
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walks into the station
and confesses to us,
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this is just
a missing persons case.
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Officer Dreamy Eyes
is right.
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We've all
had checkered pasts.
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Our word isn't good enough
to rest a murder case on.
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What the hell
are we gonna do?
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I can't sit in the room
with ol' creepy-ass,
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dead-eyed killer
Macaulay Culkin. Mmm-mmm!
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Exactly.
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We can't have some murderer
looking at us.
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It's going to fuck
everything up.
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Question is... Who's gonna
man up and deal with it?
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Well, I guess
that's gonna fall on me.
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So you're gonna let him know
he's not welcome?
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No, I'm gonna switch up
the meeting times
and not tell him.
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[FRANZ FERDINAND'S "STAND
ON THE HORIZON" PLAYS]
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♪♪
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So, I want to thank you all
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for, uh, helping me
with Dartgate,
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and, uh, since then,
I've been...
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I've been feeling
pretty good.
Real good.
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All right, good.
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Next time, though,
when you're thinking about
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picking up,
reach out to somebody.
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Get rid of
the 99-pound phone, yeah?
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Uh, before we
wrap this up,
I just want to say
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this is
the new meeting time
going forward.
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Thank you
for being flexible
about it.
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I think it's important,
we had a lot going on,
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but we need
to pull together,
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and we need to focus
on what we're trying...[PHONE KEYS TAPPING]
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Hey.
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Cisco.
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Present.
Are you?
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'Cause being present is about
more than just your presence.
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That's a good one.
[KEYS TAPPING]
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Did you hear what I said?
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Yeah. You said,
"Being present
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"is about more than
just your presence".
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Are you taking notes?
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Dude, that's assault.
Really?
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What the fuck
is "Loudermilk Says?"
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It's my Twitter account.
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Why does it have
my name on it?
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'Cause I started it
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to document
all the great things
you say in group.
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You're tweeting out shit
that I say in here?
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Hey, that's a clear
and present violation
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of our anonymity policy!
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I only use Loudermilk's name,
and he's listed as the leader
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on the Sober Friend's website,
so shut up, you little weasel.
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No, little weasel's right.
This is a private meeting,
okay?
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What's said in this room
should stay in this room.
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I'm not putting anybody's
personal business,
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just tidbits
of Loudermilk's wisdom.
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Loudermilk wisdom?
Now there's an oxymoron.
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Last week's tweet had
800 retweets.
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Not so moronic.
800?
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What, is that a lot?
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CISCO:
Yeah, it's not bad.
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The account has almost
2,000 followers.
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Yeah, Mugsy, just speak.
It's not homeroom.
You don't have to...
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Okay, okay.
Listen.
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I'm not
an addiction psychiatric
specialist doctor,
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but if it's helping
more than the people
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that are in this room,
that's a good thing, no?
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I mean, why not help...
Was it thousands?
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Rather than 12?
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Okay, well, I guess
if nobody
has a problem with it,
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and, uh, Cisco's not putting
personal shit out there...
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Though if it does come up,
you can let them know
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I'm single,
I have killer eyebrows,
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and I'm a huge
Pittsburgh Penguins fan.
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Dude, I just finished
saying, there's no
personal stuff on it.
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It's about Loudermilk,
and only Loudermilk.
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♪♪
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[CHUCKLES]
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Why are you on my phone?
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Oh, I'm looking at Cisco's
stupid Twitter thing.
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I... I never knew I said
so many intelligent things.
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"If you're an alky
and you pick up a drink,
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"for all intensive purposes,
you're a dumb fuck."
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You sure that's not
Maya Angelou?
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Fuck me. Cisco...
He wrote "for all
intensive purposes".
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It's "intents and purposes".
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Now someone's going to think
I'm an idiot.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Check it out.
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I got you some
Shinola headphones.
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How can you afford
Shinola headphones?
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I can't, but, uh, I know
you like them so much
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because you got
that turntable,
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and did you know
they're made in Detroit,
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and they pay
their employees pretty well,
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so I thought this would
be something...
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There you go.
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Hey!
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I see you got the Vitamix
I sent you.
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You know
what that is, right?
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That is the Cadillac
of blenders right there, sir.
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Look, if this is some kind of
feeble attempt to make amends,
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why don't you focus
on somebody else?
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I'm not interested.
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Well, everybody else
has already accepted
my amends...es.
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Who did you make amends to?
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Lots of people.
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Look, here.
I made a list.
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Okay, me and your mom
is not a "list".
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And I don't know
how you managed that
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because she's been
dead for six years.
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Prayer.
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How come
I'm not on there?
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Uh, 'cause I didn't
do anything to you.
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No? You made this a very
unstable environment for me
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when I was in the beginning
of my recovery.
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Oh, really?
Yeah.
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Yeah? I also gave you
a free place to stay.
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You know, Loudermilk wanted
to kick your scrawny ass
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out on the street.
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Fine.
Apology accepted.
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[SIGHS] Sam, come on.
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Everybody I've apologized
to has accepted
except for you.
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How about the guy you ran over
when you were drunk?
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What guy?
The homeless guy.
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[SCOFFS]
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I hit his shopping cart.
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You want me to make
amends for that?Yeah.
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Well... He's a vagrant.
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I mean, they live
a nomadic lifestyle.
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I wouldn't be able to know
where to find him if I tried.
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Why don't you try the spot
where you hit him?
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It's not like he's
a migrating buffalo.
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They tend to stick
in one area.
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But he's a crazy person.
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He thought his shopping cart
was a car.
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I mean, if I make amends
for that, he's going to think
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I'm inviting him
to the prom.
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Better pick out
a nice corsage.
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Okay. I'm going to get going
back to my storage unit
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where I no longer
I have a roommate
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and my neighbor is a hooker
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who I'm pretty sure stabbed
a guy last night
for short-changing her.
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Girl's got to get paid!
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♪♪
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[SNEEZES]
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[COUGHS]
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Excuse me.
Hey, how's it going?
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My name's Ben, and I just
came here to apologize to you
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for something
that actually happened
a while back.
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Of course.
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Mr. Hit-and-Run.
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Wow. Great memory.
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You don't forget
something like that.
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You know my vehicle
was in the shop for a week.
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And I feel awful,
which is why I came here
to apologize to you.
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I... I had actually
just relapsed at the time.
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I'm sure you know
what that's like.
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Not really, no,
but I can empathize.
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My brother struggles
with addiction.
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Messed up his whole life.
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Every family's
got one, I guess.
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Yeah, okay.
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Well, if we're done here,
I'll let you get back to it.
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What if I'd been pushing
a stroller that day
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with my toddler son
inside?
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Do you even have a son?
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Oh, my God.
Do you have no decency, sir?
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How the heck would I know?
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How cruel of you
to torment me
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with the fact
that I am barren?
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Jesus Christ.
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But if I did have a son,
his lifeless, little body
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would have been broken
on the hood
of your fancy gold car.
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Silver. Silver.
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Oh, so sorry, Mr. Gatsby.
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Sometimes I get
my precious metals confused.
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[SNEEZES]
Oh, motherfucker!
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So my boss Hal...
[MOCKINGLY] "I'm Hal"...
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...screams at me
in front of the entire
receiving department,
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for no reason,
zero reason.
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No reason?
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He screamed at you
for absolutely no reason?
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What would your boss say
if he were sitting here
right now?
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Okay.
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Well, he'd probably
come in here and go,
"Mugsy, Mugsy,
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what the fuck
are you doing here
in this church rec room
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when you're still
on the clock?"
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Wait, you're still
on the clock?
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Yeah, yeah.
I slip out all the time.
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Nobody knows.
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But when I'm working,
I'm working.
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I don't slack off.
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Okay.
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Um...
Just an observation, Mugsy,
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but I've noticed that
you tend to lash out
at people
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even when you're often
in the wrong.
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Fuck you, ass-chin!
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What's your point?
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I'm just saying... Maybe you
should stop externalizing
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every time something
goes wrong in your life.
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LOUDERMILK: Yeah,
ass-chin does
have a point, okay?
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There's a reason
that externalize
ends in "lies".
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What's going on, Cisco?
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You haven't written anything
down the whole meeting.
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Just waiting
for something good.
244
00:10:32,977 --> 00:10:35,635
What about that "externalize"
thing I just said?
245
00:10:36,877 --> 00:10:38,499
It's a little confusing.
246
00:10:38,534 --> 00:10:40,640
Jesus, Loudermilk,
not everything you say
247
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,262
is tweet-tastic.
248
00:10:42,296 --> 00:10:45,610
"Tweet-tastic".
Oh.[KEYS TAPPING]
249
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,681
Oh, come on.
You're going
to write thatdown?
250
00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:51,271
Yeah, it's funny and,
like, kind of profound
251
00:10:51,305 --> 00:10:52,790
if you think about it.
252
00:10:52,824 --> 00:10:55,482
You know, Cisco, I also say
a lot of insightful things
253
00:10:55,516 --> 00:10:56,863
from time to time.
254
00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:59,175
Maybe you can quote me.
Like what?
255
00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:03,593
Okay, well, uh,
life is like an onion.
256
00:11:03,628 --> 00:11:08,219
You peel one layer
at a time, and, uh...
257
00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:10,877
Sometimes
it makes you weep.
258
00:11:10,911 --> 00:11:13,396
Okay. I was going to say
"sometimes it makes
your fingers stink",
259
00:11:13,431 --> 00:11:15,122
but, yeah, six of one,
half a dozen of another.
260
00:11:15,157 --> 00:11:16,952
Cisco, write this down.
261
00:11:16,986 --> 00:11:18,712
I relate everything
to Tetris.
262
00:11:18,747 --> 00:11:20,749
If one thing
that game's taught me
anything about life,
263
00:11:20,783 --> 00:11:23,268
it's that errors pile up
and accomplishments disappear.
264
00:11:23,303 --> 00:11:25,029
Whoa!
Fuck, yeah.
265
00:11:25,063 --> 00:11:27,997
I believe it was
St. Thomas Aquinas who said,
266
00:11:28,032 --> 00:11:30,586
"The things we love
define who we are".
267
00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:33,106
Hm, I think that was actually
Flaubert that said that.
268
00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:34,659
Flaubert.
269
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,386
Are y'all kidding me?
Flaubert?
270
00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:38,698
St. Thomas Aquinas?
271
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:41,079
Man, you all are a bunch
of motherfucking posers!
272
00:11:41,114 --> 00:11:42,805
Thank you, Stevie.
Thank you.
273
00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,049
There's a lot of ego
in this room right now.
274
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:48,397
Way too much ego.
It's concerning.
275
00:11:48,431 --> 00:11:51,711
And let's not lose sight
of the fact that
this is "Loudermilk Says."
276
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:54,679
Holy shit!
We just hit 3,000 followers.
277
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,198
How is that
even possible?
278
00:11:56,232 --> 00:11:58,752
A lot of people retweeted
yesterday's tweet.
279
00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:01,272
Which one?
Um.
280
00:12:01,306 --> 00:12:04,413
"If the past calls,
let it go to voicemail.
281
00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:06,070
"It has nothing new
to say to you."
282
00:12:06,104 --> 00:12:09,004
You know what I love
about what I did there is...
283
00:12:21,361 --> 00:12:24,226
Loudermilk
changed the meeting time!
284
00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:26,366
I thought I told you
about that, though, right?
285
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,333
I did call you.
286
00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:29,714
It doesn't matter.
287
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,543
We've got a couple
minutes left.
288
00:12:31,578 --> 00:12:34,236
Uh, so if you have something
that you do want to say,
289
00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:35,858
just jump right in.
290
00:12:35,893 --> 00:12:37,687
The time is all yours now.
291
00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:39,586
Um, you know, so...
292
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,553
I'm sure you have a lot
on your mind.
293
00:12:43,003 --> 00:12:45,212
Hmm. No.
294
00:12:45,247 --> 00:12:46,696
Okay. Good meeting.
295
00:12:46,731 --> 00:12:48,146
Um, just leave the chairs
where they are
296
00:12:48,181 --> 00:12:49,596
'cause I think we're...
We're gonna be back.
297
00:12:51,149 --> 00:12:53,600
BEN: Go away!
298
00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:55,119
Is there a Ben
in there with you?
299
00:12:58,605 --> 00:13:01,953
Oh, great.
What are you? Slumming?
300
00:13:01,988 --> 00:13:03,575
Uh, no.
301
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:06,164
We wanted to stop by,
see if you were doing okay.
302
00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:09,581
What happened
to your eye?
303
00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,652
Funny story...
The homeless gentleman
304
00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:13,102
that you had me
make amends with?
305
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,621
He spat in it.
Oh, God.
306
00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:16,588
You must've been pissed.
307
00:13:16,623 --> 00:13:18,107
Hey, Ben.
Hey. How's it going, Eugene?
308
00:13:18,142 --> 00:13:21,145
He claims it was a sneeze,
but, uh, there was no build-up
309
00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:23,181
or warning, just...
Right in my eye.
310
00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:25,735
Do most sneezes
have a warning?Yeah, they do.
311
00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,979
It's the "Ah, ah"
part of the "Ah-choo."
312
00:13:28,014 --> 00:13:30,085
This was just "Choo!"
Just bang.
313
00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:32,501
Man, that really
doesn't look good.
314
00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:34,917
I mean, I think
you might have
some kind of,
315
00:13:34,952 --> 00:13:36,263
like,
flesh-eating thing.
316
00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:38,196
You know, when you
share spit with a bum,
317
00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:41,165
you're sharing every Dumpster
gumbo he's ever slurped down.
318
00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:43,926
Oh, geez.
It really itches bad.
319
00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:45,514
It's like...
Well, stop rubbing it.
320
00:13:45,548 --> 00:13:46,756
You're making it worse.
321
00:13:46,791 --> 00:13:48,344
Thanks, buddy.
That's really sweet of you.
322
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:50,760
I have an appointment
with a doctor
later today, so...
323
00:13:50,795 --> 00:13:52,314
Well, you should bring
that homeless guy.
324
00:13:52,348 --> 00:13:54,005
Have him tested, too.
Seriously?
325
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,111
Yeah.
Whatever he gave you
326
00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:58,354
might not show up
in your blood for months,
327
00:13:58,389 --> 00:14:01,530
but they can test him now,
and you can get a beat on it.
328
00:14:01,564 --> 00:14:02,738
That makes sense.
329
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:07,363
Jesus. [SIGHS]
330
00:14:07,398 --> 00:14:08,813
You guys want to come in?
331
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,884
No.
No.
332
00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:13,369
♪♪
333
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,338
Thank you.
334
00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:19,203
Hey, man. Hey.
335
00:14:19,237 --> 00:14:21,964
Ah. [CHUCKLES]
Well, well, look who's back.
336
00:14:21,999 --> 00:14:24,656
You come to give me
another half-baked apology?
337
00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:26,382
No, but I got to thinking
to myself.
338
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,212
I got to do something nice
for this gentlemen, you know,
339
00:14:28,246 --> 00:14:30,352
just to make up
for that half-assed apology.
340
00:14:30,386 --> 00:14:32,388
Can you get to the point, sir?
I'm trying to work here.
341
00:14:32,423 --> 00:14:34,011
Hey. Ooh.
342
00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:35,840
Look, as I was walking up
the street,
343
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,462
I was thinking maybe
I could take the gentleman
344
00:14:37,497 --> 00:14:39,395
for a cup of coffee,
and then you don't need that.
345
00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:41,742
And then, I thought,
oh, how about I buy
some more window cleaner?
346
00:14:41,777 --> 00:14:43,710
But looks like you're
pretty well topped up.
347
00:14:43,744 --> 00:14:46,230
And then it hit me.
How about a medical checkup?
348
00:14:46,264 --> 00:14:48,197
Medical checkup?
Yeah, a medical checkup.
349
00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:50,855
Yeah, I can't imagine you
get those very often.[SCOFFS]
350
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,995
And why, pray tell
would you think
351
00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:55,515
I don't get proper
medical care?
352
00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:59,277
Well, be... Because...
You know, you're homeless.
353
00:14:59,312 --> 00:15:01,210
Excuse me, sir?
I have a home.
354
00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:03,074
You do?
Yeah.
355
00:15:03,109 --> 00:15:04,662
Right there.
356
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,871
You know, not everyone has
357
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,184
a "traditional"
brick-and-mortar
dwelling, sir.
358
00:15:09,218 --> 00:15:10,357
Yeah?
359
00:15:10,392 --> 00:15:12,601
I don't need much room,
and I like the fact
360
00:15:12,635 --> 00:15:14,603
that my carbon footprint
is small.
361
00:15:14,637 --> 00:15:17,019
Right.
So what do you say, huh?
362
00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:18,641
Are you going to let me
take you to an appointment?
363
00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:20,264
'Cause if you don't,
I'll tell you what.
364
00:15:20,298 --> 00:15:21,886
I'm going to come right back
down here every day
365
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,370
and pester you
until you say "yes".
366
00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:25,027
Really?
No, this is your only shot.
367
00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:27,927
Hmm.
368
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,274
Well, you know,
there are a couple things
369
00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:32,828
I wouldn't mind
getting looked at.
370
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:35,279
I do have a curious nodule
on my undercarriage.
371
00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:37,971
Hunh. You know, "Case
of the Curious Nodule"
372
00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:39,800
is my favorite
Sherlock Holmes mystery.
373
00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:41,492
[BOTH LAUGH]
374
00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:43,425
Hey, hey, there you go!
Come on.
375
00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:45,565
Look, I already made
an appointment,
and it's on me.
376
00:15:45,599 --> 00:15:46,807
What do you say?
All right.
377
00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:48,119
There we go.
That's a guy.
378
00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:54,919
Gentlemen, who should
I talk to first?
379
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,508
Ben or Barrington?
380
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,717
Uh, you can talk
to both of us.
381
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,270
Barrington? Really?
382
00:16:01,305 --> 00:16:04,101
What?
I ran a full battery
of tests,
383
00:16:04,135 --> 00:16:06,068
and all the blood-work
came back clean.
384
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:08,588
Oh!
Thank the lucky stars.
385
00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:10,590
Okay, cool. So this...
This thing
386
00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,005
where he sneezed
in my eye?
387
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,869
This is nothing?
Just a sty.
388
00:16:13,903 --> 00:16:15,767
It'll go away
if you stop rubbing it.
389
00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:18,011
And for the record,
I did not sneeze in your eye.
390
00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:20,117
I sneezed in your eye's
general direction.
391
00:16:20,151 --> 00:16:23,430
Yeah? Well, it felt like
I was sitting in
the first row at SeaWorld.
392
00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:25,846
[SCOFFS] Figures.
You would go to SeaWorld.
393
00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:27,262
Oh, great. Okay.
394
00:16:27,296 --> 00:16:28,953
This is insulting.
Take me home.
395
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,094
Not so fast.
It's...not all good.
396
00:16:32,129 --> 00:16:35,201
Barrington, you have serious
coronary issues.
397
00:16:35,235 --> 00:16:37,962
How serious?
You need a triple by-pass.
398
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,965
What?
399
00:16:43,554 --> 00:16:45,038
Wow.
400
00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:46,833
Yeah, that is
certainly serious.
401
00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:48,697
You know, I'm gonna let you
two sort this out.
402
00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:52,287
And, uh, hey, good luck.
[DOOR OPENS]
403
00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:53,771
You're leaving?
404
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,048
You said this was on you?
405
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:57,361
Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, when
I thought they were going to
406
00:16:57,395 --> 00:16:59,915
give you, you know,
like a tube of Lotrimin
407
00:16:59,949 --> 00:17:03,608
or a tetanus shot,
not open-heart surgery.
I mean...
408
00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:05,162
I get it.
409
00:17:05,886 --> 00:17:07,302
Great.
410
00:17:08,648 --> 00:17:10,305
[SIGHS]
411
00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:12,893
All right. Look.
How much
is this going to cost?
412
00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:14,516
It's like triple by-pass,
so that's what?
413
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:15,689
1, 2, $300?
414
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:17,553
It's a bit more than that.
415
00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:20,073
We've got people who can talk
about a payment plan.
416
00:17:20,108 --> 00:17:22,765
Super. Excellent.
That makes sense.
417
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,009
Or, you know,
if we're smart,
418
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,667
and since he's probably
headied in that direction
anyway,
419
00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,703
we can wait until he needs
a quadruple by-pass,
420
00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:31,981
then we'll just knock them
all out at the same time.
How about that?
421
00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:34,674
Let me state this as clearly
as I can.
422
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:37,435
If Barrington doesn't have
heart surgery ASAP,
423
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,506
he's a ticking time bomb.
424
00:17:39,541 --> 00:17:41,922
Mm-hmm. Okay, now,
when you say "time bomb",
425
00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:43,924
how long or short
is that fuse?
426
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:46,272
A time bomb
don't have a fuse.
427
00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:47,859
It just blows.
428
00:17:47,894 --> 00:17:50,517
WOMAN ON PA:
Dr. Ross, Maternity.
429
00:17:50,552 --> 00:17:52,381
Dr. Ross, Maternity.
430
00:17:53,244 --> 00:17:54,970
Wow.
431
00:17:55,004 --> 00:17:58,077
Am I ever glad you talked me
into coming here today.
432
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,768
You saved my life, brother.
433
00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:02,529
Happy to help.
434
00:18:02,564 --> 00:18:04,393
I'll tell you what.
435
00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:06,844
You work my corner
while I'm laid up in here
436
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,398
and put the money
towards my medical bills,
437
00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:10,468
we'll call it even.
438
00:18:10,503 --> 00:18:14,093
You want me to wash
windshields on the street?
439
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,784
Uh, no.
440
00:18:15,818 --> 00:18:17,268
Look, don't worry about it.
441
00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:18,856
I'll figure out another way
to get the money.
442
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,996
No, it's not just about
the money, sir.
443
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:23,861
It's taken me years
to claim that little chunk
of real estate
444
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,380
and build up my clientele.
445
00:18:25,414 --> 00:18:26,967
Clientele?
446
00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:29,142
Look, I'm not hanging out
in your corner
447
00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:30,661
for the next two
or three weeks.
448
00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:32,456
That's insane.
Fine.
449
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:34,285
Then I'm out of here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
450
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,907
Hey, come on.
Get back down there.
451
00:18:35,942 --> 00:18:37,840
Look, I've been hanging out
in the finance office
452
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:40,395
for the past three hours,
filling out papers for you.
453
00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:43,881
Blood has been spilled
defending that corner
from interlopers, sir.
454
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,607
If I'm laid up here,
even for a couple days,
455
00:18:45,641 --> 00:18:47,091
someone will claim it.
456
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,404
And the thought of that
is stressing me out!
457
00:18:49,438 --> 00:18:51,371
Oh, boy, oh, wow,
there it is.
458
00:18:51,406 --> 00:18:52,648
Nurse!
459
00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:54,754
It really does feel like
an elephant's on your chest.
460
00:18:54,788 --> 00:18:57,584
Okay. Look, look, look.
I'll do... I'll do it, okay?
I'll do it.
461
00:18:57,619 --> 00:19:00,794
♪♪
462
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:08,112
Where is everybody?
Don't worry about them.
463
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,150
I need to talk to you...
Alone.
464
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,876
Why don't you have a seat?
465
00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:18,295
[SIGHS]
466
00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:26,510
Listen. I know you've had
a tough life.
467
00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:29,927
You mentioned that your dad
was a bad man.
468
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:32,654
I'm guessing
he had his own
substance-abuse issues...
469
00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:34,311
Probably beat on you
and your mom?
470
00:19:34,345 --> 00:19:36,727
No, no, no. No.
Nothing like that.
471
00:19:36,761 --> 00:19:39,523
Okay, well,
whatever he did...
472
00:19:39,557 --> 00:19:43,216
He said I had to be out of his
place by my 25th birthday.
473
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:52,191
That seems pretty...
Reasonable...
474
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,470
But hey, I...
I wasn't there.
475
00:19:55,504 --> 00:19:58,990
He didn't tell me
until my 24th birthday.
476
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,859
It was my birthday, man.
477
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:12,038
Hmm.
478
00:20:12,072 --> 00:20:14,074
Yeah, I can s...
479
00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:16,629
I'm just gonna
say it, okay?
480
00:20:16,663 --> 00:20:19,218
You got to confess
to the police.
481
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,736
You got to tell them
everything.
482
00:20:20,771 --> 00:20:22,600
You got to tell them
where the body is.
483
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,053
Why would I do that?
484
00:20:27,087 --> 00:20:30,608
Because this program,
these meetings
that you've been
485
00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:33,128
attending regularly for
the last couple of months...
486
00:20:33,162 --> 00:20:36,200
Two years.
Two years.
487
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,411
It's all about
rigorous honesty, okay?
488
00:20:40,446 --> 00:20:42,379
And trying to live
with a thing like this,
489
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,726
it's going to eat
your ass up, man.
490
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:48,626
It's going to send you back
to the bottle, to the H,
491
00:20:48,661 --> 00:20:50,283
to whatever
your drug of choice was.
492
00:20:50,318 --> 00:20:52,147
Pot.
To the pot.
493
00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:56,910
Really. It... Pot.
494
00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:59,016
Yeah. Pot is bad.
495
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,606
Pot is... Is...
It's really bad.
496
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,954
Um, it was just pot?
Mmm-hmm.
497
00:21:05,988 --> 00:21:07,438
Yeah.
498
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:10,441
Pot's a gateway
to more pot.
499
00:21:10,476 --> 00:21:12,132
[SIGHS]
500
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:15,481
If I tell the cops what I did,
they'll lock me up.
501
00:21:15,515 --> 00:21:18,242
Well,
we don't know that.
502
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:22,246
You didn't kill that guy until
after he threatened us, right?
503
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,283
So that's
like self-defense.
504
00:21:26,664 --> 00:21:28,942
Were you the one
who called the cops on me?
505
00:21:30,116 --> 00:21:31,428
[SIGHS]
506
00:21:33,153 --> 00:21:34,948
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
507
00:21:35,777 --> 00:21:37,296
Yeah.
508
00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:40,333
Yeah, that was me.
509
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:47,306
I...
Rigorous honesty, right?
510
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:50,585
I was looking out
for my group...
And for you.
511
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,416
Look...
512
00:21:55,555 --> 00:21:56,970
Here's the deal.
513
00:21:58,489 --> 00:22:02,251
You got to pay the price
for the things you do
in this life,
514
00:22:02,286 --> 00:22:05,082
and you can pay it now
and get it over with
515
00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,670
or you're going
to pay it later.
516
00:22:06,704 --> 00:22:08,327
Later's always worse.
517
00:22:09,914 --> 00:22:11,951
I know it seems crazy,
but this...
518
00:22:11,985 --> 00:22:14,022
This is the easiest way.
519
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,785
[SIGHS]
520
00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:23,134
Okay.
521
00:22:23,169 --> 00:22:24,239
Okay what?
522
00:22:26,172 --> 00:22:27,725
I'll turn myself in.
523
00:22:29,244 --> 00:22:31,488
You're making
the right decision.
524
00:22:32,523 --> 00:22:35,492
I am really proud
of you, um...
525
00:22:35,526 --> 00:22:38,840
Walter.
Walter. Walter.
526
00:22:38,874 --> 00:22:41,221
Really, really proud.
527
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,915
How about I take you
to the station,
528
00:22:44,949 --> 00:22:46,572
make sure
they treat you right.
529
00:22:48,884 --> 00:22:50,541
All right.
Yeah.
530
00:22:54,821 --> 00:22:56,029
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
531
00:22:56,064 --> 00:22:58,031
Hey, um, Loudermilk...
532
00:22:58,066 --> 00:22:59,688
Yeah?
533
00:22:59,723 --> 00:23:02,519
You think I can come back
to the group when I get out?
534
00:23:03,796 --> 00:23:05,556
Absolutely, Walter.
535
00:23:06,246 --> 00:23:07,938
You can always come back.
536
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:16,222
♪♪
537
00:23:20,709 --> 00:23:23,367
There we go.
All right.
538
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:27,233
Okay. Nice.
Thank you very much!
Hey, come again!
539
00:23:34,067 --> 00:23:36,553
Shit! Hey, buddy!
540
00:23:36,587 --> 00:23:37,968
This is my corner!
All right?
541
00:23:38,002 --> 00:23:40,177
I'm a big, crazy mama dog
with eight swollen nipples!
542
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:41,730
And nobody's gonna
take my babies!
543
00:23:41,765 --> 00:23:43,180
Take it easy there,
big fella.
544
00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:44,940
I own the cafe
down the street.
545
00:23:44,975 --> 00:23:46,735
I just wanted to give you
some of our day-old bread.
546
00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:49,048
Oh. Oh,
what a lovely gesture.
547
00:23:49,082 --> 00:23:51,291
I'm sorry for hollering.
Thank you very much.
548
00:23:51,326 --> 00:23:53,328
I'm actually doing
the no-carb thing right now,
549
00:23:53,362 --> 00:23:55,364
but it's my cheat day,
so I appreciate it.
550
00:23:55,399 --> 00:23:56,642
Thanks.
551
00:23:58,575 --> 00:24:00,266
Hey, mama dog.
552
00:24:03,303 --> 00:24:04,615
Need some water?
553
00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:07,273
Oh, water would be great.
Yeah.
554
00:24:07,307 --> 00:24:09,275
No way this bread
is just one-day old.
555
00:24:11,588 --> 00:24:12,761
How'd you know where I was?
556
00:24:12,796 --> 00:24:16,109
One of the group guys
saw you and was worried.
557
00:24:16,869 --> 00:24:19,665
I'm just making amends,
you know.
558
00:24:19,699 --> 00:24:22,357
The homeless guy, he's, uh...
He's in the hospital,
559
00:24:22,391 --> 00:24:24,601
so I'm just watching
his corner until he gets out.
560
00:24:24,635 --> 00:24:26,292
Oh, okay.
561
00:24:27,707 --> 00:24:29,675
Anyway,
it's, uh, rush hour,
562
00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:32,229
so I should probably
get back to the grind.
563
00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:33,644
But, uh, thank you.
564
00:24:34,645 --> 00:24:36,233
Thanks for coming by, Sam.
565
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:38,166
Hey, Ben. Um...
566
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,582
Listen, I've been thinking...
Maybe when
you're done here,
567
00:24:40,617 --> 00:24:42,964
why don't you spend the night
on the couch tonight?
568
00:24:42,998 --> 00:24:45,035
Really?
Yeah,
569
00:24:45,069 --> 00:24:47,140
but only if you get back
going to meetings.
570
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,764
Cool, cool.
Yeah.
571
00:24:49,798 --> 00:24:51,179
I'll get back in touch
with my group.
572
00:24:51,213 --> 00:24:53,457
Oh, the group that let you
drink all last year?
573
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,355
No. Uh-uh, uh-uh.
574
00:24:55,390 --> 00:24:56,598
You're coming
to my meetings.
575
00:24:57,357 --> 00:24:58,807
I don't know, Loudermilk.
576
00:24:58,842 --> 00:25:00,360
I mean, you know,
I went to your meeting once.
577
00:25:00,395 --> 00:25:02,293
Those guys are all a bunch
of fucking wackos.
578
00:25:02,328 --> 00:25:03,950
You're wearing two
different shoes,
579
00:25:03,985 --> 00:25:05,952
and you have a fucking turkey
on your he...
580
00:25:05,987 --> 00:25:08,023
You know, f...
Eh.
581
00:25:08,058 --> 00:25:09,542
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sam? Sam?
582
00:25:10,716 --> 00:25:11,855
That sounds good.
I'll do it.
583
00:25:12,372 --> 00:25:13,615
All right.
Okay.
584
00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:16,722
See ya. Okay.
I'll see you tonight.
585
00:25:16,756 --> 00:25:20,657
All right, everybody.
Let's, uh, let's sit down.[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
586
00:25:20,691 --> 00:25:22,313
Listen up.
587
00:25:22,348 --> 00:25:24,730
I have some good news.
588
00:25:24,764 --> 00:25:27,215
I took Walter in today
to the police station
589
00:25:27,249 --> 00:25:28,388
to turn himself in
for the murder.
590
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,667
Who the fuck is Walter?
591
00:25:30,701 --> 00:25:33,221
How many murderers do we have
in here, dipshit?
592
00:25:33,255 --> 00:25:35,672
How... How'd you get him
to do it?
593
00:25:35,706 --> 00:25:37,328
I just had a heart to heart
with the kid
594
00:25:37,363 --> 00:25:39,814
about the value
of doing the right thing.
595
00:25:39,848 --> 00:25:42,057
To his credit, he did it.
596
00:25:42,092 --> 00:25:44,577
See, that's the kind of shit
why "Loudermilk Says"
597
00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:46,510
just cracked
10,000 followers, baby!
598
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,581
Shut up. Really?
599
00:25:48,616 --> 00:25:50,825
Hey, hey, hey.
600
00:25:50,859 --> 00:25:52,585
Wait.
What's this?
601
00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:56,278
"Loudermilk says Papa John's
is the best pizza in town"?
602
00:25:56,313 --> 00:25:57,694
I never said that.
603
00:25:57,728 --> 00:25:59,178
Yeah, I think you said
that last week.
604
00:25:59,212 --> 00:26:00,386
Why would I say that
in a meeting?
605
00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:02,250
I don't know.
Maybe you were hungry.
606
00:26:02,284 --> 00:26:05,460
There's also one
for a DUI law firm
and a doggy day care.
607
00:26:06,116 --> 00:26:08,532
Okay. Look, man.
608
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,361
Now that we have
this many followers,
609
00:26:10,396 --> 00:26:12,605
I was able
to get some companies
to pay for advertising.
610
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,608
Pay who?
Pay... Pay us?
611
00:26:15,643 --> 00:26:17,230
Yeah.
I'll give you 40%.
612
00:26:17,265 --> 00:26:20,199
No, I want 50%, and I want
approval over the sponsors.
613
00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:22,339
No more fucking Papa John's,
and if Red Lobster calls,
614
00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:23,582
that's a hard no.
615
00:26:24,652 --> 00:26:26,308
Deal.
Hang on there.
616
00:26:26,343 --> 00:26:29,242
I think we should all
get a cut, like 10% each
or something.
617
00:26:29,277 --> 00:26:31,693
Yeah, all 12 of us
should get 10%.
618
00:26:31,728 --> 00:26:33,212
Yeah.
That sounds fair.
619
00:26:33,246 --> 00:26:35,317
Yeah, we're all part of
the creative process here.
620
00:26:35,352 --> 00:26:37,457
No, no, no, no, no.
This is our jam.
621
00:26:37,492 --> 00:26:41,392
Is it? "The miserable have no
other medicine but hope
622
00:26:41,427 --> 00:26:43,740
"and tequila."
That was mine.
623
00:26:43,774 --> 00:26:45,293
It was a play
on a Shakespeare quote.
624
00:26:45,327 --> 00:26:48,158
You've posted things
from all of us.
625
00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:51,402
Okay, so I sample
from the group,
626
00:26:51,437 --> 00:26:53,128
but none of it's
copyrightable.
627
00:26:53,163 --> 00:26:55,234
Well, then,
maybe you should call it
628
00:26:55,268 --> 00:26:57,995
"Cool Things I Heard
in Group", so nobody here
feels slighted.
629
00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:00,066
If I changed the name, I'd
have to get a new account.
630
00:27:00,101 --> 00:27:01,240
I'd lose all my followers.
631
00:27:01,274 --> 00:27:03,000
If that's how you feel,
please don't quote me anymore.
632
00:27:03,035 --> 00:27:05,140
That's fine.
You're blacklisted anyways.
633
00:27:05,175 --> 00:27:07,280
I got into a lot of shit
for that Tetris quote.
634
00:27:07,315 --> 00:27:08,592
Why?
That was a solid quote.
635
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,283
From Bill Murray.
636
00:27:10,318 --> 00:27:12,251
You plagiarized
Bill Murray?
637
00:27:12,285 --> 00:27:13,770
It's called
parallel thinking.
638
00:27:13,804 --> 00:27:15,495
Sometimes two people can have
the same idea
639
00:27:15,530 --> 00:27:16,669
almost simultaneously.
640
00:27:16,704 --> 00:27:18,602
Yeah, except he said
it ten years ago.
641
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,742
Not cool, Tony.
Not cool.
642
00:27:20,777 --> 00:27:22,917
Well, you know,
I'm pretty sure
the thing you said
643
00:27:22,951 --> 00:27:25,713
about the voicemail
wasn't yours either.
644
00:27:25,747 --> 00:27:30,372
Uh, there's a small chance
that maybe I heard that
or I read it
645
00:27:30,407 --> 00:27:33,203
and it lodged in my...
In my subconscious,
646
00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:35,619
but I wouldn't...
Okay, you know what?
647
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,965
Forget it.
Forget it.
648
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,864
New rule.
Put the phones away.
649
00:27:38,898 --> 00:27:40,072
All right?
650
00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:42,143
No more phones
in the meetings.
651
00:27:42,177 --> 00:27:43,869
That's it.
652
00:27:43,903 --> 00:27:46,009
We're here to get sober,
not famous.
653
00:27:46,043 --> 00:27:48,321
Oh, that's a good quote.
Yeah, get that in there.
654
00:27:48,356 --> 00:27:49,702
But that's
the last one!
655
00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:52,360
♪ Step out ♪
656
00:27:52,394 --> 00:27:54,673
♪ Step out of our cages ♪
657
00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:57,123
♪ Step out ♪
658
00:27:57,158 --> 00:27:59,539
♪ Of our paper cages ♪
659
00:27:59,574 --> 00:28:01,714
♪ Step out ♪
660
00:28:01,749 --> 00:28:04,717
♪ Step out of our cages ♪
661
00:28:04,752 --> 00:28:09,239
♪ We're living our lives
in paper cages ♪
662
00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:10,550
♪ Step out ♪
663
00:28:10,585 --> 00:28:12,207
Come on!
664
00:28:12,242 --> 00:28:17,488
♪♪
665
00:28:17,523 --> 00:28:22,804
♪♪
666
00:28:22,839 --> 00:28:28,430
♪♪
667
00:28:28,465 --> 00:28:33,332
♪ Living our lives
in paper cages ♪
668
00:28:33,366 --> 00:28:37,716
♪ Living our lives
in paper cages ♪
669
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:42,513
♪ Living our lives
in paper cages ♪
670
00:28:42,548 --> 00:28:43,722
♪ Step out ♪
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