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I saw Ben and Memphis talking,
and then he kissed her.
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Did you really think you were
going to be able to run off
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with my ex-wife
and get married
and never tell me about it?
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That was the plan, yes.
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Ben is a good man!
He's terrified of hurting you!
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Dude, get your shit
together.
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You hitting that?
No, you kidding me.
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I'm not ducking Allison.
We just haven't been
able to connect.
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You haven't talked to her
since you boned her?
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That's not cool.
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Yes?
You're not Allison.
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I should be thanking you
for staying away.
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It gave me time to think
about what I really need.
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Which is?
A life with Carl.
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My work here is done.
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Fuck you.
This is not working.
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We got to go back
to what was working.
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You abandoned the group!
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This isn't about
Loudermilk.
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This is about us.
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We need this.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Wh... What the hell?
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Hey. Hey!
[COUGHS]
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Oh, morning, sunshine.
What the fuck?
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You trashed my room, man!
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Oh. That...
That wasn't me.
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That was the crazy chicks
that I brought back here
last night.
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And me.
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Wake up!
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Last call!
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Jack coke?
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I just dreamt about you.
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[VOMITS]
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Man, you got to get
your shit together,
Loudermilk.
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And you start by cleaning up
my fucking room!
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[COUGHING]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[SIGHS]
[DOOR SLAMS]
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You alive?
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[FRANZ FERDINAND'S
STAND ON THE HORIZONPLAYS]
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♪♪
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[SIGHS]
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Fuck this shit.
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[MUG CLATTERS]
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[SIPS]
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Claire, get in here.
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What?
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I know the last roommate
you had was a raging
crackhead,
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so I understand that
you might be up on the whole
51
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"considerate roommate"
thing,
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but I feel like we need to
set up some ground rules here.
53
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So...
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Chore wheel.
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Didn't realize
you were so crafty.
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Yeah, I also knitted
the refrigerator.
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So here's how it works.
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These are chores that
on any given day one of us
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is going to be
responsible for doing.
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Why do we need this?
Because I found a seagull
in your room,
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and I want to take care
of this before it goes
and tells its friends.
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Oh, fuck off, man!
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So you'll notice on my side,
you will see tasks
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such as take out the trash,
wash my dishes,
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pick up my clothes,
things like that.
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Your side I made
a little simpler.
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Why?
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You're so ridiculous!
It's not even
that bad in here!
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It looks fine.
Fucking disgusting
in here.
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I found socks
in the microwave.
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Yeah, I was drying them
after I stepped in
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Mr. Ellis' ferret piss
in the lobby.
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You put ferret piss
in the microwave?
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I heat Hot Pockets
in there.
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No... No wonder
they taste like...
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Ferret piss.
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Now I got to write
another letter to the
Hot Pocket people.
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Look, I'm not the only slob
in here, okay?
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What about
your "writing" stuff?
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I'm working on something
productive,
so that's a moot point.
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You know
what "moot" means?
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Clean up your shit
'cause you're a fucking slob.
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I know what "moot" means.
God.
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[SIGHS]
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What's going on with you,
Loudermilk?
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I just told you.
I'm pissed off because
your shit is everywhere.
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No, it's more than that.
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Something happened
in New Orleans.
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Duh.
No, not that.
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It's something up here.
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Ever since we've been back,
you've been all, like,
bipolar-y.
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Seriously.
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You don't leave the house
unless you're going
to meetings
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or you're going to work,
and when you're home,
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you have your headphones in
pretending to write
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or you're listening
to Danger Mouse's
Spotify playlist
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because Allison
kicked you to the curb.
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You're like a...recluse.
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I'm not like a recluse.
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I am a recluse.
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That's by design.
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If you want to stay here,
then you... You got to figure
this shit out
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because it's not
working for me.
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What if I don't want
to stay here?
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There's the door.
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You're the suckiest roommate
I've ever had.Really?
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Worse than the guy
that married your wife?
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[SIGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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Shit.
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Good evening.
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Hey, I'm sorry
about the racket, Levon.
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I'm just having one
of those days, you know?
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You seem to have a lot
of those days.
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Yeah, well, you don't have any
roommates or you'd understand.
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I do not. I live alone
since my wife pass away.
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Lucky bastard.
That's the life, right?
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Uh, living by yourself
can be nice at times.Yeah, I bet.
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A solitary life
is the life of a philosopher.
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For sure.
And despite what society
make you believe,
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you can be on your own
and not be lonely.Exactly.
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On the other hand,
if there's no one
in your life,
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you could die alone,
and no one would
find you for weeks.
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I guess that that's true,
yeah. Yeah.
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And if you have a pet,
it will almost
certainly eat you
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after you pass away,
out of necessity.
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I'll allow it.
And then the pet
would eventually die, too,
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and he'd be eaten by rats,
probably larvae.
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And that's why living alone
isn't always a good thing.
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Levon, is your lease
month to month?
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No, I got a good deal.
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Five years.
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Awesome.
That's... I got to run.
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TONY: Bucolic is
a misleading word, huh?
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What do you mean?
137
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Well, it means "beautiful
and pastoral,"
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which are nice things,
but it sounds horrible,
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like "I got bucolic."
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It sounds like puke,
colic, and colonic,
all mixed together.
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I think it sounds like
a Serbian basketball player.
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Okay, anybody else
who wants to share?
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Yeah. Uh, I'll go.
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So, um, a buddy of mine
invited us over to, uh,
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his place on Sunday
to watch the game.
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He has this great
man cave set up, man.
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You know, big-screen TV,
keg, everything, right?
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My buddy's also
a really good cook.
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He made these, uh,
wasabi hot wings.
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This shit's hot enough
to melt your balls off.
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Uh, sorry, Claire.
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But I didn't until I took
a bite one of them, right?
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Now, he didn't have enough to
drink on hand except for beer,
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and I can't risk
taking a sip, right?
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So I look over, man,
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and I see
his dog's water bowl.
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I just dive in, man.
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You know, I'm just drinking
all that water,
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like the dog fur
and saliva and puppy chow.
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Just wash it
all down, man.
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Nastiest thing I ever did
in my life,
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but I'll be damned
if I took a drink.
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All right. You get him
next time, Stevie.
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Just back on the horse.
No, no, no.
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Man, I... I...
I didn't take a drink, man.
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I didn't fall off
that motherfucking horse.
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Oh, okay. Okay.
I want to hear from Mugsy.
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Oh, no.
I'm... I'm good.
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Yeah, you sure?
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Nothing out of the ordinary
last night?
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Nope.
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Typical, uh, Friday night.
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Okay. It's important
to be open and honest
in this group.
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I... I...
I know that.
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Why... Why am I getting
the third degree?
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Okay. What did
you do last night?
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Uh, um, oh, I, uh,
watched television.
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Yeah?
What did you watch?
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The, um...
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Uh, Wild Wild West.
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00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,749
Yeah? The movie
or the old TV show?
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TV.
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00:09:05,752 --> 00:09:08,375
Oh, you know, I follow
Bob Conrad on social media.
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He has a great feed.
Really, really great.
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I thought he was dead.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, here's
his latest one.
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"I don't care
what the kids say.
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"WWWwill always stand
for Wild Wild West.
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"I miss Ross Martin
every day."
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LOUDERMILK:
So, here's what I think
happened, Mugsy.
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I think you had
a tough week at work,
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and you went out
to blow off some steam.
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Before you know it,
you had a couple of drinks,
you lost track of time,
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and you woke up
in the clothes
you went out in.
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Yeah, they call
that the Irish pyjamas.
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And then you came
straight here.
How'd I do?
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Holy shit.
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Oh... Okay.
I had a little slip,
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but I didn't
want to disappoint the group.
I'm sorry.
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Don't apologize to us.
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Disappointment
is what we're here for.
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I went out with a couple
of my old drinking buddies,
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and they're not exactly
the best influences,
204
00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:08,573
and, uh, I might have had a...
A drink... A couple of...
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00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,334
We had a few... We had...
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00:10:11,369 --> 00:10:13,613
We did some drinkin'.
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00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:17,064
[EXHALES] Loudermilk,
how do you do it?
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00:10:17,099 --> 00:10:18,825
It's like you have
a sixth sense.
209
00:10:18,859 --> 00:10:21,137
Dude, he's got a fucking
dart stuck in his head.
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00:10:22,138 --> 00:10:23,933
LOUDERMILK: Yeah.
What?
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00:10:23,968 --> 00:10:25,832
Whoa.
The other side.
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00:10:25,866 --> 00:10:27,074
Other side.
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00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,770
Ow! God! Ow.
How deep is that in there?
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00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:34,357
Pretty God damn deep
from where I'm sitting.
215
00:10:34,392 --> 00:10:35,773
It looks like
it's hitting grey matter.
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That's what she said.
[CHUCKLES]
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You know, I...
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I had this copper taste
in my mouth all morning.
219
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Ow! Ow! God.
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Best way to do it, man,
like a BAND-AID.
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Right off.
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You can't lie to the group,
Mugsy, all right?
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Owning up to what
you've done is always
the first step, okay?
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00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:56,517
And you can't blame
your friends either.
This is your choice.
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00:10:56,552 --> 00:11:00,832
This is about personal
responsibility in
everything, right?
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00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:03,801
If you hypothetically...
If you were leaving your shit
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00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:06,148
laying around
in somebody's apartment,
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00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:08,184
you should pick it up,
hypothetically.
229
00:11:09,392 --> 00:11:11,636
Or if you had a drink
in New Orleans,
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00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,431
and you never came
clean to the group,
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00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,157
maybe you should,
hypothetically.
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00:11:16,434 --> 00:11:17,884
Whoa, whoa. What...
What's she talking about?
233
00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:19,368
Let's not get off-track here.
234
00:11:19,402 --> 00:11:21,301
We just had a guy
with a dart in his head.
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00:11:21,335 --> 00:11:23,959
I think we should...
You said this was
a safe space, right?
236
00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:26,893
Or is it not a safe space
if someone's coming at you?
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00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:29,965
I got to hide that
Sober Friends workbook
from you, don't I?
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00:11:29,999 --> 00:11:31,552
Hey, cut out the bullshit,
Loudermilk.
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What happened?
Yeah.
240
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,975
Okay. You're...
Claire's right.
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This is a safe space.
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When I was in New Orleans,
I had a shot.
243
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,675
I puked it up right away.
244
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,918
Okay, cool.
Five-minute rule.
245
00:11:51,952 --> 00:11:53,057
No, it's not cool.
246
00:11:53,091 --> 00:11:55,369
There's no five-minute rule
with booze or drugs.
247
00:11:55,404 --> 00:11:56,681
No, no. Claire's right.
248
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,924
It doesn't matter
that I puked it up.
249
00:11:57,958 --> 00:11:59,684
What matters
is that I drank it
250
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:03,239
because I thought I needed it
to get through something,
251
00:12:03,274 --> 00:12:06,242
and that tells me that I got
a lot of work to do,
252
00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:07,623
and I always will.
253
00:12:07,657 --> 00:12:09,901
What kind of shot was it?
Was it tequila?
254
00:12:09,936 --> 00:12:11,869
No, it was...
It was bourbon,
255
00:12:11,903 --> 00:12:13,560
but that...
That's not the point.
256
00:12:13,594 --> 00:12:15,286
Was it just great?
257
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,426
No, it wasn't great.
It was horrible.
258
00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:20,256
There was nothing great
about it, okay?
259
00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:23,466
It means
that a lot of you guys now
260
00:12:23,501 --> 00:12:25,261
have been cleaner
for longer than I have, so...
261
00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:31,854
I'm gonna have to
rely on you and, um,
262
00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:36,031
I need you
to get my back, okay?
263
00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:38,550
MAN: Yep.
All right.
264
00:12:40,276 --> 00:12:42,796
Hey, Mugsy.
How's that head doing, man?
265
00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:44,384
Eh, it's starting
to feel better.
266
00:12:45,178 --> 00:12:46,904
Oh, my...
Shit!
267
00:12:46,938 --> 00:12:48,250
That looks like it hit
an artery!
268
00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:50,079
Don't worry.
I used to date an EMT.
269
00:12:51,909 --> 00:12:53,427
CISCO: What are you...
[EXHALES]
270
00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:57,846
Hey, man.
271
00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,399
Can I have a sec?
272
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:00,918
Well, I'm kind of off
the clock.
273
00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:02,920
Okay.
No, no, no.
274
00:13:02,954 --> 00:13:04,818
Come here.
I'm fucking with you.
275
00:13:04,853 --> 00:13:06,130
What's up, Cisco?
276
00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:08,891
I just need some advice,
like lady advice.
277
00:13:10,444 --> 00:13:14,138
You do realize that
my ex-wife was stolen
by my ex-best friend,
278
00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:16,726
and then I blew it with
my ex-hot-neighbor, yeah?
279
00:13:16,761 --> 00:13:19,522
Yep. You're still
my best option, though.
280
00:13:20,938 --> 00:13:22,353
[LAUGHS] That was...
281
00:13:23,147 --> 00:13:24,631
Fair enough.
What's the deal?
282
00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:27,599
There's this girl
I really want to ask out.
283
00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:28,808
I just don't know how.
284
00:13:29,947 --> 00:13:31,362
Just say,
"Hey, want to go out?"
285
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:34,365
Thanks, dude.
286
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:35,780
You make it sound so easy.
287
00:13:37,678 --> 00:13:39,957
Who's the girl?
Ah, just this girl
from group.
288
00:13:39,991 --> 00:13:41,475
What group?
This group.
289
00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:44,340
We don't have any...
Hey, hey, hey!
290
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,790
Come here!
291
00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:48,689
You're talking about
Claire?
292
00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:50,312
No.
293
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:52,555
You're not dating Claire.
No.
294
00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,316
The two of you would be
like Sid and Nancy.
295
00:13:55,006 --> 00:13:56,870
Okay.
Here we go.
296
00:13:56,905 --> 00:13:58,285
This is where
you get mad at me
297
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,149
for not knowing
who Sid and Nancy are.
298
00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:02,013
What are they,
like, Muppets?
299
00:14:02,703 --> 00:14:04,636
Look.
Here's the deal.
300
00:14:05,361 --> 00:14:07,536
Addicts dating addicts,
301
00:14:07,570 --> 00:14:09,503
recipe for disaster.
302
00:14:10,746 --> 00:14:13,369
Because you slip up,
she looks the other way,
303
00:14:13,404 --> 00:14:15,061
and then she expects
the same thing from you...
304
00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:17,822
It's a total shit show.
[SIGHS]
305
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,963
She's the only one
in the group
that I have a...
306
00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:22,378
Connection with.
307
00:14:22,413 --> 00:14:24,898
That's because she's
the only one in the group
with a vagina...
308
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:27,142
Most likely.
309
00:14:28,419 --> 00:14:30,421
This is what you think
this is about?
Getting laid?
310
00:14:32,561 --> 00:14:34,735
What's wrong
with getting laid?
I like her.
311
00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:37,359
What's wrong is you don't
date people in the group.
312
00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:39,913
Look, I'm a 19-year-old
Latino male.
313
00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:41,259
My life is half-over.
314
00:14:41,294 --> 00:14:42,916
I need to start living,
and besides,
315
00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:44,745
Claire and I both have
our 90-day chip.
316
00:14:46,057 --> 00:14:48,232
Isn't that how it works?
317
00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:51,718
Yeah, technically, but...
And where's
your 90-day chip?
318
00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,893
Oh, that's right.
You don't have it anymore.
319
00:15:02,349 --> 00:15:03,833
[SIGHS]
320
00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:05,801
[CLATTERING]
321
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,946
Aah!
Move. Move, move, move.
322
00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:14,568
What the hell, man?
323
00:15:16,985 --> 00:15:18,952
[EXHALES] There.
324
00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:21,299
Okay, so I set off
a flea bomb in your room.
325
00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:24,026
What?
I don't have fleas.
326
00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:26,546
Precautionary measure.
All my shit's in there.
327
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:28,375
What if I want to change
my clothes or something?
328
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:31,206
Well, just take one off
the lamp or the floor.
329
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,448
Get it out of the microwave.
330
00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:34,554
You're an asshole.
[COUGHS]
331
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:39,973
Hey, I, uh...
I saw you talking to Cisco
during break yesterday.
332
00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:42,562
Uh-huh?
Are you just
shooting the shit?
333
00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:45,737
Yep.
Yeah, bullshit.
334
00:15:45,772 --> 00:15:48,602
He was asking me out.
Okay, look.
335
00:15:48,637 --> 00:15:51,743
Cisco's a great kid,
but he's got a lot of issues,
336
00:15:51,778 --> 00:15:53,607
and he's one slip away
from a big fall,
337
00:15:53,642 --> 00:15:55,471
and I don't mean one
of the Humpty Dumpty ones
338
00:15:55,506 --> 00:15:57,163
where I just put him
back together again.
339
00:15:58,233 --> 00:16:00,856
No, they couldn't put
Humpty Dumpty back together.
340
00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:03,514
Well, then, he's in worse
shape than I thought.
341
00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:07,345
[SIGHS] Look, it doesn't
matter because I said no.
342
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:08,898
Well, good.
That's smart.
343
00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:11,246
A-Addicts don't make
for good partners.
344
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,318
But if I wanted to go out
with him, I would.
345
00:16:15,215 --> 00:16:16,596
God, Loudermilk.
346
00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:18,356
Between all the cleaning
the apartment shit
347
00:16:18,391 --> 00:16:19,771
and telling me
who I can date,
348
00:16:19,806 --> 00:16:21,981
it's getting a little
Amish-y around here.
349
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:25,087
I can do what I want.
That's your big mistake,
all right?
350
00:16:25,122 --> 00:16:26,744
This is not about you.
351
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,608
This is about
your recovery.
352
00:16:28,642 --> 00:16:30,230
What?
353
00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:32,612
My recovery is about me.
354
00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:35,718
You're always talking about
taking responsibility.
355
00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:38,273
Well, that's what I'm doing
by making my own decisions.
356
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,139
You know what?
357
00:16:42,173 --> 00:16:45,935
Since I can't
get into my room
until tomorrow,
358
00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:47,627
I'm going to go
for a night out.
359
00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:51,148
Hey, maybe Cisco's free.
360
00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:53,219
Aw, thanks, Loudermilk.
361
00:16:56,187 --> 00:16:57,913
[DOOR CLOSES]
362
00:16:57,947 --> 00:17:01,503
All right. Uh, anything else
before we wrap up?
363
00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:03,712
I keep thinking about what
those assholes did to Mugsy,
364
00:17:03,746 --> 00:17:05,403
and I think we need
to do something about it.
365
00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:08,061
What did they do?
They threw a fucking dart
in his head!
366
00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:09,580
He almost bled out!
367
00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:11,685
Okay, so what are we supposed
to do about that?
368
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,239
Nothing major,
just rough them up a little.
369
00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:15,172
Maybe shove a Foosball guy
up their ass.
370
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:16,518
[CHUCKLES]
That sounds like fun.
371
00:17:16,552 --> 00:17:18,278
I haven't been in
a good rumble since...Since what?
372
00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:20,108
Since your sister dated
one of The Sharks?
373
00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:21,764
Guys, come on.
374
00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:23,559
Violence is not the answer.
375
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,596
What about wars?
376
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,943
If we hadn't gotten into
World War II,
377
00:17:27,977 --> 00:17:30,808
something tells me
we'd all be speaking Chinese.
378
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,844
Yeah, well,
I'll see your World War II,
379
00:17:32,879 --> 00:17:35,226
I'll raise you a Vietnam
and two Iraqs.
380
00:17:35,261 --> 00:17:38,781
Terrible conflicts,
but we got some great movies
out of them, though.
381
00:17:38,816 --> 00:17:41,094
Hmm, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Y'all see Hurt Locker?
382
00:17:41,129 --> 00:17:43,545
Oh, Jeremy Renner's
performance haunted me.
383
00:17:43,579 --> 00:17:45,892
Guys, focus!
All right?
384
00:17:45,926 --> 00:17:48,446
Going back for revenge
is a terrible idea.
385
00:17:48,481 --> 00:17:50,931
You got to learn
to let things go and forgive.
386
00:17:50,966 --> 00:17:53,072
That... That's what we're
doing here, remember?
387
00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:57,559
Now, as a guy who's been
sober longer than our
esteemed leader,
388
00:17:57,593 --> 00:17:59,492
I say forgiveness
is bullshit.
389
00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:02,081
He slips one time, and now you
ain't going to listen to him?
390
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,392
Well, you got to do
something about it.
391
00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:05,981
I'm with Tony.
I mean, think about it.
392
00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:07,741
That kind of shit could put
someone's eye out.
393
00:18:07,776 --> 00:18:09,640
Exactly.
Who's up for this?
394
00:18:10,261 --> 00:18:12,367
Guys, guys, come on.
395
00:18:12,401 --> 00:18:14,714
These are my friends
you're talking about.CLOUD: Friends?
396
00:18:14,748 --> 00:18:17,993
These so-called friends
did a real number on ya!
397
00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:23,447
Listen, I know Gary,
he has had it in for me.
398
00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:26,450
And... And I'm starting to get
these bits and pieces.
399
00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:29,591
Somebody was holding
my arms.
400
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,075
Somebody was doing that,
401
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,492
and somebody was jamming
a dart in my head,
402
00:18:34,527 --> 00:18:38,324
and along the way,
I lost my wallet,
I lost my phone.
403
00:18:38,358 --> 00:18:40,740
It... It was Gary.
It was Gary and Leska!
404
00:18:40,774 --> 00:18:42,466
They jacked you for your phone
and your wallet,
405
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,674
put a dart in your skull?
406
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:45,193
Come on, son.
Yeah, fuck you!
407
00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:46,677
No, not you.
Fuck them!
408
00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,023
Fuck 'em!
That's what I'm
talking about!
409
00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:50,784
I carry an ax handle
in my car for just
such an occasion.
410
00:18:51,682 --> 00:18:52,924
I got a harpoon in my truck.
411
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:54,305
It's untraceable.
Really?
412
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:55,962
There's that many harpoons?
413
00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:57,757
How about you, New Guy?
You in?
414
00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:59,448
Oh, come on, man.
415
00:18:59,483 --> 00:19:02,106
Hobbits are a
peaceful-loving race.
He ain't gonna fight.
416
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,315
Hell, yeah, I'm in.
Hell, yeah!
417
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:07,284
You mess with the bull,
you get the balls.
418
00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:09,976
MUGSY: Yes.
We're gonna get in my van,
and we're gonna...
419
00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:14,118
We're gonna shove some
Foosball guys in their asses!
420
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,809
Hell yeah!
Yeah! Get 'em!
421
00:19:16,741 --> 00:19:19,434
Let's fucking do it!
I'm taking my own car.
422
00:19:24,818 --> 00:19:27,821
[CELL PHONE RINGS, VIBRATES]
423
00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:35,450
How the fuck did you
get this number?
I'm working.
424
00:19:35,484 --> 00:19:36,796
You got to stop them.
425
00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:38,107
What... What are
you talking about?
426
00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:41,490
They turned into an angry mob
as soon as you left.
427
00:19:41,525 --> 00:19:43,389
At 7:30,
we're all gonna meet at a bar
428
00:19:43,423 --> 00:19:46,185
to try to find the guys
who messed with Mugsy.
429
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,394
I'm... I'm worried someone
is going to get really hurt.
430
00:19:48,428 --> 00:19:49,809
Yeah, you mean you?
431
00:19:49,843 --> 00:19:53,157
Well, yeah.
I can't get into a fight.
I have brittle bones.
432
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,641
What the hell does that
even mean?
433
00:19:54,676 --> 00:19:56,091
It means
my bones are brittle.
434
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,127
When I was
in the second grade,
I jumped into a sandbox
435
00:19:58,162 --> 00:19:59,681
and broke both my legs.
436
00:19:59,715 --> 00:20:01,890
Well, then, don't go.
I have to go.
437
00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:04,858
If I don't,
they'll think I'm a sissy. You are a sissy.
438
00:20:04,893 --> 00:20:07,413
You broke both your legs in
a sandbox, for Christ's sake.
439
00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:10,070
Oh, that is not funny,
Loudermilk. It was horrible.
440
00:20:10,105 --> 00:20:12,280
For six months, I had to
go to school in a wagon.
441
00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:14,592
All right.
Where... Where...
Where's this place?
442
00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:16,767
Kids called me
Laura Ingalls!Shut up.
443
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:18,769
Just text me the address
where they're going,
444
00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:21,841
and if you get there
before me, don't jump
in any sandboxes.
445
00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:26,017
♪ So we don't have to
think about the way...
446
00:20:26,052 --> 00:20:28,503
I'm really stoked that you
changed your mind
about going out.
447
00:20:28,537 --> 00:20:30,090
We're not going out.
448
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,231
It's just a dinner.
Of course.
449
00:20:33,404 --> 00:20:34,681
Yeah, but I'm paying.
450
00:20:34,716 --> 00:20:36,890
I got a pretty sweet deal
on a Groupon,
451
00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:38,720
and later, if we want,
452
00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:41,240
we can get our teeth whitened
with, like, 12 other people.
453
00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:43,242
Cool.
454
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,348
♪ I'll need much help
to decide
455
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:49,696
I'm sorry.
I didn't ask you.
456
00:20:49,731 --> 00:20:51,250
How old were you
when you lost your virginity?
457
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:54,080
What?
Like, your virginity.
458
00:20:54,114 --> 00:20:55,288
Like, when you first
got popped.
459
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:59,465
You're really shitty
as small talk.Me?
460
00:20:59,499 --> 00:21:01,881
You're the one not getting
the ball back over the net.
461
00:21:01,915 --> 00:21:03,123
[GLASSES CLINK]
462
00:21:03,158 --> 00:21:06,575
♪ Feels good to sit down
463
00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:08,681
♪ After years of standing up ♪
464
00:21:08,715 --> 00:21:10,441
Do you miss it?
465
00:21:10,476 --> 00:21:13,099
Nah, I don't even really think
about it much anymore.
466
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,758
Yeah, fuck yeah,
I miss it all the time.
467
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,485
But that tray smells
like heaven.
468
00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:21,797
Oh, you know, in a cartoon,
where there's the pie
469
00:21:21,832 --> 00:21:24,455
and the smoky finger saying,
"Come smell the pie"?
470
00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:27,665
[SIGHS] I'm saying that over
that tray right now.
471
00:21:28,597 --> 00:21:30,496
Yeah. Me, too.
472
00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:34,120
But, um, things are
better now, you know.
473
00:21:34,154 --> 00:21:35,501
Being sober.
474
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,642
Yeah, yeah.
Definitely better.
475
00:21:40,471 --> 00:21:43,163
Were you ever into coke?
Oh, yeah.
476
00:21:43,198 --> 00:21:46,684
If somebody's offering it,
sure, but it's kind of
pricey for me.
477
00:21:46,719 --> 00:21:50,032
I was about that crack
and booze.
478
00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:54,002
Yeah, I used to get high
as soon as I started
cutting up the lines.
479
00:21:54,036 --> 00:21:55,452
I mean,
before I even had any,
480
00:21:55,486 --> 00:21:58,834
and then... It was just
the anticipation.
481
00:21:58,869 --> 00:22:01,458
It just... And then
I'd end up in the corner
482
00:22:01,492 --> 00:22:03,839
talking to someone I hate
about how we got to hang
out more.
483
00:22:03,874 --> 00:22:05,945
Just... Just stupid.
484
00:22:05,979 --> 00:22:08,292
Well, yeah.
We should talk about
something else.
485
00:22:09,017 --> 00:22:10,984
Yeah, yeah.
486
00:22:11,019 --> 00:22:12,676
All right,
and are you ready to order,
487
00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:15,989
or are you just here
for the bread and the water?
488
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,646
Um...
489
00:22:17,681 --> 00:22:21,547
I'll have
the eggplant parmesan.
490
00:22:21,581 --> 00:22:23,342
Excellent.
And you, sir?
491
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,344
Surprise me.
492
00:22:26,034 --> 00:22:30,970
Okay.
Two eggplant parmesans.
493
00:22:31,004 --> 00:22:32,868
Dude,
I just said surprise me.
494
00:22:36,182 --> 00:22:38,218
I don't know.
495
00:22:38,253 --> 00:22:42,809
Okay, guys. We're not leaving
until I get some answers.
496
00:22:42,844 --> 00:22:46,295
All right, guys. Guys,
guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys, guys, guys.
497
00:22:46,330 --> 00:22:48,159
Come on.
498
00:22:48,194 --> 00:22:51,646
How did you find us?
What does it matter?
499
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,407
This isn't going to end well,
and we all know it.
500
00:22:54,442 --> 00:22:57,237
All right, look. What's...
What's the play here, Mugsy?
501
00:22:57,272 --> 00:22:58,894
You gonna go
all Road Housein here?
502
00:22:58,929 --> 00:23:01,725
Yeah. Maybe.
503
00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:03,278
Look, I don't know.
504
00:23:03,312 --> 00:23:06,385
All I know is I can't
let whoever did this
get away with it.
505
00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:09,664
Why not?
Aw, I say we find the sons
of bitches and mess them up.
506
00:23:09,698 --> 00:23:12,529
ALL: Yeah!
All right, Ahab.
Take it easy.
507
00:23:12,563 --> 00:23:15,877
The... Look.
This is your call.
508
00:23:15,911 --> 00:23:18,707
You want to fight?
Fight.
509
00:23:18,742 --> 00:23:20,399
But just be sure you know
what you're doing.
510
00:23:23,091 --> 00:23:25,783
Hey! Hey.
511
00:23:25,818 --> 00:23:29,304
I was in here the other night
with, uh, Leska and Gary.
512
00:23:29,338 --> 00:23:30,409
Have you seen 'em?
513
00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,756
[LAUGHS] Hey, hey, hey.
There he is.
514
00:23:32,790 --> 00:23:35,448
It's Bull's-eye.
Hey, that's fucked up, man.
515
00:23:35,483 --> 00:23:36,967
They're laughing at you
and shit?
516
00:23:38,278 --> 00:23:40,902
Bet you didn't expect
to see me again.
517
00:23:40,936 --> 00:23:42,559
No, but we were hoping
you'd come back.
518
00:23:42,593 --> 00:23:45,458
We're missing a dart, and some
of the regulars want to play.
519
00:23:45,493 --> 00:23:47,460
[LAUGHS MOCKINGLY]
520
00:23:47,495 --> 00:23:49,151
That's funny.
That's a good joke.
521
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:52,431
Is the guy who did this
in here?
522
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,847
Uh, yeah.
523
00:23:54,881 --> 00:23:56,158
Yeah. Where?
524
00:23:56,952 --> 00:23:59,438
'Cause I want to kick his ass.
525
00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:04,788
[LAUGHS] Well,
I hope you're double-jointed
'cause it was you.
526
00:24:04,822 --> 00:24:07,376
♪ See the things that I do
without you ♪
527
00:24:07,411 --> 00:24:09,620
You seriously
don't remember?
528
00:24:10,690 --> 00:24:12,243
You were challenging
everyone to pool,
529
00:24:12,278 --> 00:24:14,142
but you didn't have
any change for the table,
530
00:24:14,176 --> 00:24:17,904
so you bet some guy a buck
you could hit a bull's-eye
from across the room.
531
00:24:17,939 --> 00:24:20,079
You threw the dart,
it hit the jukebox,
532
00:24:20,113 --> 00:24:21,632
bounced off
the ceiling fan,
533
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:23,600
and flew back
and stuck in your head.
534
00:24:26,050 --> 00:24:27,811
Your buddies tried
to get you to leave,
535
00:24:27,845 --> 00:24:30,365
but everyone wanted
to take a picture with you.
536
00:24:30,399 --> 00:24:32,850
A couple of guys were holding
you up to take the photo,
537
00:24:32,885 --> 00:24:34,507
and the dart came out,
and you insisted
538
00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:35,922
they put it back in
for you.
539
00:24:36,992 --> 00:24:39,788
Then you stumbled out of here
without paying,
540
00:24:39,823 --> 00:24:42,791
and you left your wallet and
your phone on the pool table.
541
00:24:42,826 --> 00:24:45,967
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
542
00:24:46,001 --> 00:24:47,347
Do you see?
543
00:24:47,382 --> 00:24:49,177
Do you see?
544
00:24:49,211 --> 00:24:52,767
No one can ever
hurt us as badly
as we can hurt ourselves.
545
00:24:54,562 --> 00:24:56,771
NEW GUY:
You guys looking for backup?
546
00:24:56,805 --> 00:24:58,497
'Cause I brought a couple
of friends for ya.
547
00:25:00,188 --> 00:25:03,018
You got Romeo and Juliet,
548
00:25:03,053 --> 00:25:06,884
because when
you mess with them,
it always ends in tragedy.
549
00:25:06,919 --> 00:25:09,611
Hey, Jean-Fraud. Calm down.
It all worked out.
550
00:25:09,646 --> 00:25:14,582
Good, good because today's
your lucky fucking day, man!
551
00:25:14,616 --> 00:25:18,482
'Cause when
I get into a scrum,
Romeo puts on their jammies,
552
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,830
and Juliet puts 'em to bed.
553
00:25:21,865 --> 00:25:23,798
[BONES SNAP, PEOPLE GASP]
Aah!
554
00:25:23,832 --> 00:25:25,420
Aah!
555
00:25:27,698 --> 00:25:29,182
He has brittle bones.
556
00:25:31,944 --> 00:25:35,534
[SIGHS] Well, I'm sorry.
This is kind of a shitty date.
557
00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:37,570
All we talk about
is drugs and booze.
558
00:25:37,605 --> 00:25:39,745
I've been on
way shittier.
559
00:25:39,779 --> 00:25:41,401
Really? Thanks.
560
00:25:46,441 --> 00:25:48,754
Do you want to listen
to some music?
561
00:25:48,788 --> 00:25:51,757
I hate to admit it,
but Loudermilk's turned me
onto some good stuff.
562
00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:53,931
Sure.
563
00:26:03,803 --> 00:26:06,772
[BUVA'S SHE MAKES ME
FALL DOWNPLAYS]
564
00:26:06,806 --> 00:26:09,291
♪♪
565
00:26:18,266 --> 00:26:20,889
Can I have this dance?
Like in the movies and shit?
566
00:26:22,270 --> 00:26:24,099
Are you serious?
Yeah.
567
00:26:24,134 --> 00:26:27,068
I'm a shitty small talker,
but I'm an awesome dancer.
568
00:26:29,864 --> 00:26:30,865
Why not?
569
00:26:31,728 --> 00:26:33,764
♪♪
570
00:26:38,251 --> 00:26:40,771
♪ I've been talking to myself
571
00:26:40,806 --> 00:26:43,809
♪ I'm talking to me
572
00:26:43,843 --> 00:26:47,813
♪ I'm in front of her
So why can't she?
573
00:26:47,847 --> 00:26:50,609
♪♪
574
00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:53,266
♪ Why can't she see?
575
00:26:53,301 --> 00:26:57,788
♪ She's the best thing
She makes me fall down
576
00:26:58,824 --> 00:27:00,135
So...
577
00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:01,620
When did you lose
your cherry?
578
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,658
Let's just dance.
579
00:27:05,693 --> 00:27:07,833
♪ ...for me ♪
580
00:27:07,867 --> 00:27:09,938
♪♪
581
00:27:14,011 --> 00:27:15,979
[HUMMING]
582
00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:20,466
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
583
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:24,608
How did it go?
584
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,369
Oh, I'm pregnant.
Ha, ha. Seriously.
585
00:27:27,404 --> 00:27:29,440
He didn't try
anything funny,
did he?
586
00:27:29,475 --> 00:27:31,926
Of course he did.
He's a 19-year-old dude.
587
00:27:32,374 --> 00:27:33,513
And?
588
00:27:33,997 --> 00:27:35,654
And nothing.
589
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:39,278
Told him I wasn't ready
for a new relationship.
590
00:27:39,312 --> 00:27:42,177
We danced in the park a little
and called it a night.
591
00:27:42,212 --> 00:27:43,523
Danced in the park?
592
00:27:44,593 --> 00:27:46,526
You danced in your front park
or your back park?
593
00:27:47,010 --> 00:27:48,632
That's gross.
594
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,116
Hey, listen. I...
595
00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:54,224
I just wanted to say
that, uh, you...
596
00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:56,882
You were right
to call me out in group.
597
00:27:56,916 --> 00:28:00,368
Really? Should I be
recording this for posterity
or something?
598
00:28:01,749 --> 00:28:04,406
I recognize that, uh...
599
00:28:04,441 --> 00:28:07,651
That I... I... I
push people away,
and it's...
600
00:28:09,446 --> 00:28:11,344
It's something
I got to work on
'cause it only hurts me.
601
00:28:11,379 --> 00:28:13,208
And I got to work on
getting along with,
602
00:28:13,243 --> 00:28:16,522
uh, you and the world
at large and, uh...
603
00:28:17,903 --> 00:28:20,250
'Cause I don't want
a cat eating me when I die.
604
00:28:21,527 --> 00:28:22,597
You know what I mean?
605
00:28:23,563 --> 00:28:25,013
I don't.
606
00:28:25,048 --> 00:28:26,394
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
607
00:28:31,951 --> 00:28:34,920
Twenty bucks says
it's Cisco looking for
another dance in the park.
608
00:28:39,787 --> 00:28:41,098
Hey, Sam.
609
00:28:41,133 --> 00:28:44,067
[JESSICA LEA MAYFIELD'S
SORRY IS GONEPLAYS]
610
00:28:44,101 --> 00:28:46,448
♪♪
611
00:28:56,804 --> 00:29:00,877
♪ I'm sorry, I'm sorry
But sorry is gone
612
00:29:00,911 --> 00:29:04,570
♪ I'm sorry, I'm sorry
But sorry is gone
613
00:29:04,604 --> 00:29:08,436
♪ I'm sorry, I'm sorry
But sorry is gone
614
00:29:08,470 --> 00:29:12,440
♪ I'm sorry, I'm sorry
But sorry is gone
615
00:29:19,274 --> 00:29:22,277
♪ Can't understand
616
00:29:22,312 --> 00:29:25,211
♪ The way you feel
617
00:29:27,248 --> 00:29:32,909
♪ It's safe to say
I've never tried ♪
618
00:29:32,943 --> 00:29:35,152
♪♪
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