Original subtitles

Get your brain ripped!

[TV narrator] This episode of Teen Creek is brought to you

by Pretendo Time.

Whoa! So real!

[presenter] That's right! It's Pretendo Time!

The fun new game where you can do anything you want!

Whoa!

[presenter] Visit strange new worlds!

- Whoa! - [presenter] Sword fight a swordfish!

[chuckles] Take that!

[presenter] Ride a sentient biscuit!

[laughs] Whoa! So real!

[presenter] Play tennis with a public servant!

[giggles] Wow! Wh- Whoa!

[presenter] All in Pretendo Time!

The fun new game with graphics so realistic

you won't believe it's not real.

Oh, I've heard about this Pretendo Time.

I wanna give it a try.

I bet Reggie has one.

- Let's go to Reggie's! - Let's go!

[gasps] He has it!

Reggie, can we try Pretendo Time?

I'm not sure how to answer that.

For you see, you have already experienced

Pretendo Time...

in Reggie's world.

Not only do I have Pretendo Time,

but I've personalized it into a version

I call "Reggie's World."

Using DNA samples collected from the cafeteria,

I have created simulated versions of you both.

These versions have played the game

and have had a great time.

Can we see?

Hmm, let's see... Trevor... Ren�e... Billiam and Candle...

Ah, here we go. Kiff and Barry.

It's about 11 minutes long. I'm gonna go get an apple juice.

Have you gumdrops ever tried Pretendo Time?

Think of something impossible that you want to do

and I will make it happen.

I suppose it would be pretty cool to fly.

Try flapping your arms.

[electronic voice] Flap. Flap. Flap.

What did you think?

For a game made by a kid, that was...

Yeah, it was pretty good.

Home, Jeeves.

Sorry, Kiff. I got one last pizza delivery

before I can take you home.

[slurps]

This guy sure loves catapults. Tableside delivery?

Not like that. Use the catapult.

[laughs]

- I think he's mad at us? - [distant laughing]

- The door! The door! - [Kiff whimpers]

[Barry] What is happening?

Bye! [echoes]

- [both scream] - [both gasp]

[screams] I love you!

- I love you so much! - Barry, we're flying! [chuckles]

- Whoa! [laughs] - [laughs] This is impossible.

I... I... I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't...

Kiff! It was Reggie's World whole time.

Reggie! Reggie! Reggie! Reggie! Reggie! Reggie! [chuckles]

- Whoa! - Whoa!

[? haunting music playing]

It's a little disorienting watching yourself

do Pretendo Time... in Pretendo Time.

Yeah.

[? music concludes]

You're now wondering if this is still Pretendo Time.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes, Reggie, that's exactly what we're wondering.

I don't know what to tell you, gumdrops,

if this is Pretendo Time, heh, even I don't know.

Now, if you'll excuse me, my mom is about to call me for dinner.

[Reggie's mom] Reggie! Dinner!

[laughs sinisterly]

I mean, Reggie was acting like he knew his mom

was about to call him for dinner, so...

that was like a clever way of telling us

we're still in Pretendo Time, right?

I don't know.

[honking]

This seems like a lot of stuff to program.

I mean, Reggie programmed every car?

Every license plate?

And all the storefronts. Like, that's so much detail.

Did he program all the stuff inside?

Did he program all these mattresses?

And all these little tags with all these little writings?

Seems impossible!

Let's tear open a mattress and see if Reggie

programmed all the stuffing inside.

Yes.

- Whoa. - Whoa.

Hey! You kids gonna pay for that?

Did Reggie program Rob Sadly?

I mean, he is so realistic. Look at his nose hairs.

Incredible.

I mean, actually, it seems a little unrealistic.

It's like a toothbrush.

That's too much hair for a nose.

Wait a minute. Are you two wondering if you're really

in a simulation?

Have you ever heard of Ellis Gert Griswold?

You gotta watch this video that the government

doesn't want you to see.

Ugh. What up, truth seekers?

As promised, I'm gonna tell you

whether or not we're all living in a simulation.

But first, I wanna talk about brain pills. [grunts]

Did you know, like our bodies, our brains have a core-

You guys ever take brain pills?

So, are we living in a simulation?

[inhales, swallows] The answer is...

[swallows, gasps] Yes.

- Whoa! - Whoa!

None of this is real.

It's kind of freeing, right?

Yeah! We can do whatever we want.

[? upbeat music playing]

[bites]

[slurps]

- Ooh, French fries. - Those are my fries.

[chews, laughs] Charge it to Reggie!

Citizens of this grand republic,

my spirits lie heavy with unfortunate tidings.

Our emperor... has fallen ill.

[all weeping]

Hey, y'all! I'm a new character,

Cowboy Sally! And this here is my horsey,

Mr. Pickles! [giggles] G- Giddy up, Mr. Pickles.

[giggles] Wh- Who- Whoa!

[giggles nervously] Whee! [laughs]

Look, Reggie programmed teens.

- [cheers] - Ooh, yeah!

Whoa! [laughs]

Oh, yeah! Awesome!

- [boy 1] Danny, you're a legend! - [boy 2] Belly flop! Danny Wibbon!

- [all cheer] - All right!

C'mon, Barry.

- Let's go! - Let's go!

Are you sure? No middle schooler's ever done it.

We're safe in the simulation, right?

Yeah. Yeah, I think so...

It's pretty far down.

Wanna make sure Reggie programs this real good for us first?

That's so smart.

Tomorrow, Barry and I will do the rope swing together!

- Yeah! All right! - Keep your promises!

- We'll hold you to it! - [girl cheers, laughs]

Hey!

Do you have time in your schedule to...

[mimics sound of typing] ...and whip us up

a little safe rope swing experience?

A rope swing? [snorts]

Child's play.

- Ah, that's great. - Thanks, Reggie.

[all cheering indistinctly]

How was your simulated sleep?

So realistic. I got into bed, I closed my eyes,

- and then it was today. - Me too.

[cheers indistinctly]

Reggie really pulled out all the stops with this simulation.

Shall we?

Hey, look, there's Reggie.

I did it, Kiff and Barry!

I stayed up all night and I made a simulation.

[? high-pitched techno music playing]

[? music concludes]

I added that little speedboat. Pretty cool, huh?

Isn't... this the simulation?

No. I told you already.

This is real?!

We should climb down. Very carefully.

- [all booing] - Do it!

[booing continues]

Oh, no, the boos are distracting me!

[boy 1] Do it!

[gasps, screams]

[both scream]

[screams]

- Huh? [scoffs] Reggie! - Huh? [scoffs] Reggie!

[laughs]

Wait, I- I thought you were gonna show us Pretendo Time.

It's not ready yet.

If this isn't the simulation, then what am I doing here?

- Wha-? - [whimpering]

[? end credit music playing]

[? music concludes]

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