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- ? Kiff! ? - [? theme music concludes]

[both chuckle]

[narrator] Brought to you by Sips Diner.

The cozy situation for any occasion.

Two heading to Glarbin at City Hall,

one heading to Table Town Power and Light.

It really is a vote of confidence

that PS lets us handle his outgoing mail on Fridays

when he's at the food truck getting his fruit cup.

Hmm, say that five times fast.

[both giggling]

Hmm. Fruit Cup Friday. My favorite.

[rings]

Good morning. Principal Secretary's office.

[Mom Secretary] Oh, hello. [inhales]

Um, I recently received a letter from my son.

Oh, that's wonderful. It's PS's mom.

[Mom Secretary] Could you put me through to him?

Oh, of course. Please hold.

Oh, he's answering.

[both] Oh.

- Oh. - Oh. Oh, something.

- Something's- Oh. - Eh...

Oh.

[gasps] Why did my mom receive

a "You're Fired" card instead of a birthday card?

[? dramatic music playing]

- Did we mix up the mail? - I don't know, Barry. Did you?

I think we did.

[groans] Why did I put you two in charge

of something so important?

PS, we're gonna make this right between you and your mom.

She should be here any minute.

This is so silly. I didn't do anything wrong.

It was an honest mistake. It wasn't even my mistake.

Look, she's your mom, and she's very upset.

So just listen to her and go along

with whatever she says.

Yeah, and whatever she needs to feel better, just say yes.

Uh, I can't believe she even agreed to meet with me.

Oh, she didn't.

Yeah. [chuckles] She agreed to a free milkshake

with Chubbles Wubbington.

- What? - Apparently she's a huge fan.

And here she is!

Ah, [smacks lips] I see. It was a ruse.

The hits just keep on coming.

Wait, Mum. Don't leave. I got an apology milkshake.

For you.

- [slurping] - How can I make this right?

Well, it's simple.

Since you fired me, you'll have to hire me.

Oh, well, I guess we could use some help in the cafeteria.

I always thought I'd make a good principal.

But that's my job.

[Mom Secretary] Fine. Co-principal.

Um...

Yes?

[? sentimental music playing]

[sighs] It's so great that we fixed the problem

between PS and his mom.

Really make a difference in people's lives.

Hey, speaking of which, we fixed it so good,

P.S.'s mom is walking him to school.

[Kiff clicks tongue] Aw.

And she's carrying a box marked "things for my new office."

[clicks tongue] Aw. I mean, huh?

And now she's walking him into the school...

That's... also strange.

So, I was thinking we could set you up over here,

- get you a nice little desk. - [Mom Secretary] This one works for me.

But that... that one is...

Um, that's... That desk... [sighs]

[Principal Secretary over intercom] Good morning, Table Town School.

Here are today's announcements.

Today's lunch menu is... pizza.

[Mom Secretary over intercom] You know, pizza's not really a Monday food, Princey.

We should have lentils.

[Principal Secretary] Mum? How are you even on this intercom?

[Mom Secretary] I bought my own intercom. I invoiced you.

[Principal Secretary] We can't afford two intercoms.

[Mom Secretary] Oh, I've seen your pencil budget,

which you keep in a locked drawer

that is very hard to open. I broke three of your staplers

- just trying to get in there. - [Principal Secretary] Mum!

[? low-tempo guitar music playing]

No, I mean, that's what I told her.

Oh, it's always- it's too much makeup.

She looks dreadful. [laughs]

[? music continues]

Lovely lentils, yes, full of fiber.

Yeah, get that down you.

Is there no glass in this window?

[? music continues]

Princey! Princey! Princey! Princey! Princey! Princey...

Princey, why are you running?

[all mocking] Princey! Oh, Princey!

[laughs] Princey! Oh, Princey!

[? music concludes]

Uh... PS, is everything okay?

Yes, of course it is. Why wouldn't it be?

I love my mom, and now she's everywhere all the time.

Life is good.

[giggles] Okay, good.

'Cause I was feeling like things were seeming

- a little out of control. - Fine, you broke me!

[strained exhale] Enough with the interrogation.

Life is bad. It's real bad.

Oh... [tuts] Oh, sweet guy, sweet guy.

You know what's weird is I didn't even know

a school could have two principals.

They... can't.

Barry, you are a genius.

Look, Mom, it was recently brought to my attention

by a colleague that a school cannot have two principals.

Oh, Princey, I've been thinking the same thing.

It's one too many.

Oh, that's great. We agree.

Yes. And it's fine that neither of us

are being specific about what we agree on.

- Yes. - Yes.

Yes. [chuckles] We're both confident that we agree

is all that needs to be said. No further elaboration required.

- Yes. - Yes.

Well, then.

I guess that's it.

Goodbye.

Wait, you want me to leave?

Oh, I see. We were not thinking the same thing.

Fruit Cup Friday! Fruit Cup Friday!

Fruit Cup Friday! Oh!

Everything's quilt.

Oh, hello, students.

Do you like my new assembly board?

Finally, I can keep track of all my assemblies.

Oh... Uh, where's PS?

Hmm. Assembly... about... assembling?

As- Assemble. Assemble.

Assembly's a weird word, isn't it?

[distant sobbing]

- PS? - PS?

Oh. PS, what happened?

I tried the one principal thing. It didn't work.

Now I have a new plan, and I'm calling it "whimpering in the closet."

Oh, PS, that's hardly sustainable.

If you'll excuse me-

You have to fire your mother for real this time.

He can't. He's too weak.

[Kiff] Yeah, you're right.

Oh, what if we could fire her without firing her?

Oh, another assembly.

We haven't done any schoolwork all week. I'm loving this. Whoo!

Not exactly sure why I called this assembly.

Because a student wants to sing you a song, Principal Mom.

Oh, that's nice. Proceed.

[clears throat] Will little Charlie Table Tot please come up?

[in high-pitched voice] Congratulations to Principal Mom for her new promotion

to Super Principal.

A new position where you are the principal

overseeing all schools ever.

And it's a work-from-home position,

so you won't have to spend so much time at the school.

[in normal voice] What am I doing? I can't do this anymore.

No more hiding.

- Princey? - Yes, Mom, it's me.

And it's time for Princey to be honest.

? Mom, I love you You've always been there for me ?

? You've put food inside my beak ?

? You are the rock beneath my feet ?

? Mother I love you ?

? I'm a bird that's truly blessed ?

? But now it's time you left the nest ?

? Your time at Table Town School has expired ?

? Mom, I love you but you're fired ?

Uh, just from the workplace, not as my mom.

? Thursday puzzle night will always be there ?

? You're still the only one I trust to cut my hair ?

? I still want you to call ?

? And tell me all about your best friend's ?

? Second cousin's childhood friend who ?

? Had a nasty fall but they're okay ?

? It's just a sprain ?

? And I should refrain from going out ?

? In the rain 'cause it gets slippery ?

? Slippery... ? [harmonizing]

? But I need my space This is my workplace ?

? I need my space This is my workplace ?

? Mom, I love you You've always been there for me ?

? You've put food inside my beak ?

? You are the rock beneath my feet ?

? Mother, I love you ?

? I'm a bird that's truly blessed ?

? But now it's time you left the nest ?

? Your time at Table Town School it has expired ?

? Mom, I love you but you're fired ?

- [? song concludes] - [all cheering]

You're not mad?

Of course I'm not mad.

Honestly, I never wanted to be principal.

It was the principle of the principal.

And you just look so confident and handsome

when you stand up for yourself, Princey.

[clears throat] I mean, Principal Secretary.

Hey, who was supposed to get the "You're Fired" card?

Well, no one. It's just for practice

in case I ever have to fire someone.

It's my... fire drill.

[chews]

[all] What?

[narrator] Brought to you by Ellis Gert Griswold's brain pills.

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