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late to be buying candy, don't you think?

Look, Gordo, as a kid, I shouldn't even be buying candy on Halloween.

I'm meant to be out there trick -or -treating. But my boy, Barry, has to

home and look after his baby brother.

Oh, well, maybe I'll stop by later and claim some of these back.

Well, don't even think about knocking on my door. I don't do Halloween.

But you're dressed up, with a huge axe in your back and all.

What?

Happy Halloween, Kif!

Happy Halloween, swarm of spiders who still weirdly hangs out with Roidbox!

Got it.

Kif, are you sure you don't want to get out there and trick -or -treat? I don't

mind. I can't spend Halloween without my best bun.

Besides, we're going to be the most popular house in Tabletown with all this

-shelf candy.

Check. Special effects?

Check. Lavender spritz to calm them after their terrifying ordeal?

Check.

This is it. Where am I?

Candy?

Sure.

Oh, wait, wait, wait! You can't...

The

night has just

started and we're already out of candy?

It's probably the teens. They're just doing a trick.

I'm so sorry.

We don't have any candy.

No, no candy?

Not even a licorice lozenge?

No, there were these teenagers.

Oh,

no. Oh, no.

We have apples!

This is bad, Bear.

We need more candy, Kif. Stack.

Maybe Slim Pickens is still open?

No, Slim Pickens is not still open. Oh.

What are we going to do?

Maybe there's another store.

Hey, the kid!

We didn't know there was a candy store here.

Ah, must be one of those trendy pop -ups you hear about.

Is it open?

What great luck!

Hello?

Um, we've come hither to procure your finest... Oh.

Oh, perfect.

Look at these candy eyeballs.

Oh, these are perfect.

Customer?

Run out of candy on all Hallow's Eve, eh?

I usually don't like to point fingers. Can't be caught without candy on

Halloween. Lose an outfit, take off three things, expect something sweet,

you claim the theme affair. You've got no candy left.

And curses will come through on Halloween.

So you better watch out. You better watch out. You better watch out.

You better watch out. If your candy runs dry, you'll regret it for all

time. It's Halloween. You better watch out.

You better watch out.

You better watch out. You better watch out. You had the entire year.

You should have been prepared for Halloween.

And you don't know what curse you could receive.

It could be anything.

Anything at all.

Children can be quite creative.

You could wake up with no faith.

or lose your sense of taste they could even curse your feet to feel as heavy as

concrete snakes with fingers don't sleep bigger sending shivers down your spine

always itchy teeth go squiggly anything to make you lose your mind sir you

better watch out you better watch out you better watch out

You better watch out. If your candy runs dry, you'll regret it for all time.

It's Halloween.

You better watch out.

You better watch out. You better watch out. You better watch out. You've

had the entire year. You should have been prepared for.

Good thing you're still open.

Thank you, sir.

Bye.

Bye.

He sure is a happy old man.

Barry, does something seem different to you?

Wait. Huh?

Cobblestone?

Fishmonger?

Did

we

go out the wrong door?

Oh, uh, let's go ask the nice candy shop guy.

It's gone?

What is happening?

Is this a curse?

Wait. Wait!

It's Principal Secretary.

We're saved!

Principal Secretary!

Principal Secretary!

Principal Secretary?

What sort of ridiculous name is that? I'd never have that name, nor would any

my descendants.

My name's Constable Secretary, and I want to know what you lot think you're

doing down here. I've never seen you. Who are your parents? Is that Baby's

You know my mom, Beryl Chatterley.

P .S., please, I don't have any bars. Please, can I just use your phone?

Look, there's no such thing as a phone.

Better take you lot down to the station to get the door.

Get your night fish here!

What?

Be some manner of all hallows Eve trickery.

I think we lost him. What in the name of all that is actual?

Barry, today this newspaper is 200 years old.

Kip, I want to go home to my mom.

Please. Me too, Bear. But I don't think our parents have even been born yet.

You're right.

Why? For someone we know to be around now, they would have to have been living

for hundreds of years.

I

said

I don't do all

Halloween.

Who are you and how do you know my name?

Wow, that was quite the detailed rundown of the next 200 years.

Can you help us get back to our time?

Okay.

I'll need some details.

Yes, anything.

Who wins the Tabletown Pro -K Cup next year?

What? Can you remember the points, Fred?

We don't know.

I'm scared, kid.

Are we going to be trapped here forever?

I don't know, Barry.

But at least we'll have each other.

Kid? He looks just like the kid who came to my door.

What do you want?

A trick -or -treat.

I don't have any candy.

No candy?

Not even a licorice lozenge?

This is like World War I. What happened with I?

It's an exact replay of earlier.

Did he get the...

Obviously that kid's a time phantom. Some terrible thing happens tonight to

him haunt all the Halloweens for centuries to come.

Duh. Must be what you saw earlier in the future.

Suppose you've got to fix it so you're sent back to your own time?

I don't know. You'll figure it out. But make it quick. You're really not

supposed to be here.

Right. Because we're in the wrong time.

No. Because I have a hot date with a centaur.

Look at his bloomers!

Look at him!

Barry,

this must be the terrible thing that caused him to become a time phantom.

Poor guy.

All he wanted was some candy.

Yeah.

Maybe if we give him our candy, we'll get sent back to our time.

Night fish!

I said get your night fish!

It's happening!

Wait.

Do you hear that?

What do you want?

Have you come to laugh at my enormous bloomers?

No, what? No.

We saw what happened, and we just wanted to say it's all okay.

You can have some of our candy.

Hey, look at that.

A licorice lozenge. That's all you wanted, right?

They... they are my favorite.

Okay, back we go.

What are you...

Trying to get home. Eat more candy.

Any second now.

I don't think the terrible thing is him not getting candy. I think it's like he

never got to trick or treat.

Right.

You got there quick.

Oh, it's you too.

What do you want?

Helen, we just need one quick favor, and then we'll be out of your hair forever.

Oh, for 200 years.

Then we're going to climb back in your hair and make a little nest in there.

We do need your help, though.

What? We need you to take this candy and give that kid the full trick -or -treat

experience.

You're joking.

Think of it as a role.

Yeah, like acting, which you love.

Acting?

Acting.

Makes sense.

Acting, yes.

Okay, I'll give it a go.

Now remember, it's on the second floor.

But...

even have a costume.

I'm still in my bloomers.

We got you.

Hey, what's your name, by the way?

I'm Little Crumble Smallsmith.

Nice to meet you. I'm Kip and Barry, and this is Crystal.

How do you do?

I don't know who that is.

Chubbles? What a lovely name for a baby.

I love it.

Trick or treat?

Oh, no.

It's happening again.

What's happening?

We're trapped?

We don't want to hurt anyone.

We want to help you.

Get back to your own time, obviously.

We're just a couple humble time goblinoids.

Bureaucrats who track down lost time travelers and send them home, but you

running from us. Wait, what did you think we were going to do to you?

Kill us?

Oh! Wow!

I'm sorry. That is so offensive to me.

Yeah, what even gave you that impression?

Uh, I don't know. You're pretty scary.

You're wearing necklaces made out of teeth and bones?

These are pretty darn fashionable where we're from. Judge a book by its cover

much? Unbelievable.

What a lock.

Oh, I feel terrible.

I think I speak for the group when I fully... Oh.

I've been waiting a long... time for you two.

I mean three.

Little Crumble Smallsmith opened up!

Well, not so little anymore, but yes.

Little Crumble Smallsmith owns the creepy candy store that started this

nightmare? It's just a regular candy store now, with very reasonable prices.

You see, you discovered the true pain I suffered all those years ago.

Not that I didn't have candy, but that I didn't have friends.

Over these centuries, my hurt became hardened, petrified.

And when that happens, you've got yourself a curse.

Yeah, that tracks.

All these years, I've been sending people back in time through a portal of

own hurt feelings in the hopes that someone would befriend me on that

night. But for 200 years, they never did.

But you two came along and showed me kindness in my darkest hour, and that

changed my whole life.

See? I'm nice now.

Thank you, Kiff and Barry.

Oh, and you too, little baby.

Your hurt became hurt.

But you didn't have any friends. Well, I do now.

I can finally rest.

Oh. Oh.

There you go.

Thanks to all this weird temporal junk, we still have the whole evening ahead of

us to hand out candy.

But careful of the teens.

They're just going to take our candy again.

Huh. Hang on.

lavender spray.

Herb.