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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,260 --> 00:00:35,020 late to be buying candy, don't you think? 2 00:00:35,260 --> 00:00:39,440 Look, Gordo, as a kid, I shouldn't even be buying candy on Halloween. 3 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:43,040 I'm meant to be out there trick -or -treating. But my boy, Barry, has to 4 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,500 home and look after his baby brother. 5 00:00:44,780 --> 00:00:47,960 Oh, well, maybe I'll stop by later and claim some of these back. 6 00:00:48,780 --> 00:00:53,280 Well, don't even think about knocking on my door. I don't do Halloween. 7 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:58,040 But you're dressed up, with a huge axe in your back and all. 8 00:00:58,560 --> 00:00:59,560 What? 9 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,080 Happy Halloween, Kif! 10 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:17,000 Happy Halloween, swarm of spiders who still weirdly hangs out with Roidbox! 11 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:25,460 Got it. 12 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:28,700 Kif, are you sure you don't want to get out there and trick -or -treat? I don't 13 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:32,220 mind. I can't spend Halloween without my best bun. 14 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:36,140 Besides, we're going to be the most popular house in Tabletown with all this 15 00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:37,140 -shelf candy. 16 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:54,960 Check. Special effects? 17 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:58,280 Check. Lavender spritz to calm them after their terrifying ordeal? 18 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,560 Check. 19 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,080 This is it. Where am I? 20 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:41,340 Candy? 21 00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:42,940 Sure. 22 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:50,140 Oh, wait, wait, wait! You can't... 23 00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:54,300 The 24 00:02:54,300 --> 00:03:01,260 night has just 25 00:03:01,260 --> 00:03:03,080 started and we're already out of candy? 26 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,020 It's probably the teens. They're just doing a trick. 27 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:16,269 I'm so sorry. 28 00:03:16,270 --> 00:03:17,710 We don't have any candy. 29 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:19,970 No, no candy? 30 00:03:20,290 --> 00:03:22,170 Not even a licorice lozenge? 31 00:03:22,990 --> 00:03:25,290 No, there were these teenagers. 32 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:26,630 Oh, 33 00:03:29,770 --> 00:03:36,490 no. Oh, no. 34 00:03:40,070 --> 00:03:41,390 We have apples! 35 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:43,630 This is bad, Bear. 36 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,020 We need more candy, Kif. Stack. 37 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,140 Maybe Slim Pickens is still open? 38 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:51,360 No, Slim Pickens is not still open. Oh. 39 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:53,000 What are we going to do? 40 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,700 Maybe there's another store. 41 00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:56,100 Hey, the kid! 42 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,680 We didn't know there was a candy store here. 43 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:23,240 Ah, must be one of those trendy pop -ups you hear about. 44 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:24,480 Is it open? 45 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:30,500 What great luck! 46 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,400 Hello? 47 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:41,560 Um, we've come hither to procure your finest... Oh. 48 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:44,100 Oh, perfect. 49 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:45,840 Look at these candy eyeballs. 50 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:48,240 Oh, these are perfect. 51 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:55,500 Customer? 52 00:04:56,820 --> 00:05:00,760 Run out of candy on all Hallow's Eve, eh? 53 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:05,220 I usually don't like to point fingers. Can't be caught without candy on 54 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:11,980 Halloween. Lose an outfit, take off three things, expect something sweet, 55 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:16,740 you claim the theme affair. You've got no candy left. 56 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:27,060 And curses will come through on Halloween. 57 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:33,860 So you better watch out. You better watch out. You better watch out. 58 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:41,000 You better watch out. If your candy runs dry, you'll regret it for all 59 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,840 time. It's Halloween. You better watch out. 60 00:05:44,060 --> 00:05:46,220 You better watch out. 61 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:53,120 You better watch out. You better watch out. You had the entire year. 62 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,360 You should have been prepared for Halloween. 63 00:05:56,980 --> 00:06:00,700 And you don't know what curse you could receive. 64 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:02,440 It could be anything. 65 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:04,160 Anything at all. 66 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:06,560 Children can be quite creative. 67 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,460 You could wake up with no faith. 68 00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:15,880 or lose your sense of taste they could even curse your feet to feel as heavy as 69 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:22,800 concrete snakes with fingers don't sleep bigger sending shivers down your spine 70 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:28,780 always itchy teeth go squiggly anything to make you lose your mind sir you 71 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:33,880 better watch out you better watch out you better watch out 72 00:06:34,590 --> 00:06:41,410 You better watch out. If your candy runs dry, you'll regret it for all time. 73 00:06:41,530 --> 00:06:42,530 It's Halloween. 74 00:06:42,730 --> 00:06:43,910 You better watch out. 75 00:06:44,150 --> 00:06:50,790 You better watch out. You better watch out. You better watch out. You've 76 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:56,110 had the entire year. You should have been prepared for. 77 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,440 Good thing you're still open. 78 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:08,560 Thank you, sir. 79 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:09,880 Bye. 80 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:11,060 Bye. 81 00:07:15,740 --> 00:07:17,940 He sure is a happy old man. 82 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:23,980 Barry, does something seem different to you? 83 00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:26,520 Wait. Huh? 84 00:07:44,020 --> 00:07:45,020 Cobblestone? 85 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:46,880 Fishmonger? 86 00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:48,700 Did 87 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:55,940 we 88 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:57,580 go out the wrong door? 89 00:07:58,180 --> 00:08:01,120 Oh, uh, let's go ask the nice candy shop guy. 90 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:06,999 It's gone? 91 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,300 What is happening? 92 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,020 Is this a curse? 93 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,080 Wait. Wait! 94 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:13,500 It's Principal Secretary. 95 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:15,140 We're saved! 96 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:16,220 Principal Secretary! 97 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:17,320 Principal Secretary! 98 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:19,420 Principal Secretary? 99 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:23,600 What sort of ridiculous name is that? I'd never have that name, nor would any 100 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:24,479 my descendants. 101 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:28,280 My name's Constable Secretary, and I want to know what you lot think you're 102 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:32,520 doing down here. I've never seen you. Who are your parents? Is that Baby's 103 00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:34,919 You know my mom, Beryl Chatterley. 104 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:38,940 P .S., please, I don't have any bars. Please, can I just use your phone? 105 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:40,919 Look, there's no such thing as a phone. 106 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,720 Better take you lot down to the station to get the door. 107 00:08:49,340 --> 00:08:53,880 Get your night fish here! 108 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,100 What? 109 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:49,180 Be some manner of all hallows Eve trickery. 110 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:57,360 I think we lost him. What in the name of all that is actual? 111 00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:04,160 Barry, today this newspaper is 200 years old. 112 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:08,120 Kip, I want to go home to my mom. 113 00:10:08,420 --> 00:10:12,880 Please. Me too, Bear. But I don't think our parents have even been born yet. 114 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,300 You're right. 115 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:17,760 Why? For someone we know to be around now, they would have to have been living 116 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:18,760 for hundreds of years. 117 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:20,780 I 118 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:27,860 said 119 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:34,760 I don't do all 120 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,760 Halloween. 121 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,440 Who are you and how do you know my name? 122 00:10:40,780 --> 00:10:44,100 Wow, that was quite the detailed rundown of the next 200 years. 123 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:46,640 Can you help us get back to our time? 124 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:48,760 Okay. 125 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:50,520 I'll need some details. 126 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,300 Yes, anything. 127 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,200 Who wins the Tabletown Pro -K Cup next year? 128 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,160 What? Can you remember the points, Fred? 129 00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,600 We don't know. 130 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:06,340 I'm scared, kid. 131 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,760 Are we going to be trapped here forever? 132 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,100 I don't know, Barry. 133 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:10,860 But at least we'll have each other. 134 00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:16,790 Kid? He looks just like the kid who came to my door. 135 00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:19,750 What do you want? 136 00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:21,670 A trick -or -treat. 137 00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:23,990 I don't have any candy. 138 00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:25,290 No candy? 139 00:11:25,370 --> 00:11:27,610 Not even a licorice lozenge? 140 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:29,650 This is like World War I. What happened with I? 141 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:32,150 It's an exact replay of earlier. 142 00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:36,130 Did he get the... 143 00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:41,230 Obviously that kid's a time phantom. Some terrible thing happens tonight to 144 00:11:41,230 --> 00:11:43,950 him haunt all the Halloweens for centuries to come. 145 00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:48,250 Duh. Must be what you saw earlier in the future. 146 00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:52,230 Suppose you've got to fix it so you're sent back to your own time? 147 00:11:53,110 --> 00:11:56,270 I don't know. You'll figure it out. But make it quick. You're really not 148 00:11:56,270 --> 00:11:57,270 supposed to be here. 149 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,270 Right. Because we're in the wrong time. 150 00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:02,390 No. Because I have a hot date with a centaur. 151 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,660 Look at his bloomers! 152 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,100 Look at him! 153 00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:17,140 Barry, 154 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:22,160 this must be the terrible thing that caused him to become a time phantom. 155 00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:23,199 Poor guy. 156 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,520 All he wanted was some candy. 157 00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:25,860 Yeah. 158 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,720 Maybe if we give him our candy, we'll get sent back to our time. 159 00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:40,700 Night fish! 160 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,840 I said get your night fish! 161 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,420 It's happening! 162 00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:02,460 Wait. 163 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,100 Do you hear that? 164 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:16,760 What do you want? 165 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:19,560 Have you come to laugh at my enormous bloomers? 166 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,100 No, what? No. 167 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:25,260 We saw what happened, and we just wanted to say it's all okay. 168 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:26,900 You can have some of our candy. 169 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,660 Hey, look at that. 170 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:32,060 A licorice lozenge. That's all you wanted, right? 171 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,680 They... they are my favorite. 172 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,760 Okay, back we go. 173 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,460 What are you... 174 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,220 Trying to get home. Eat more candy. 175 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,540 Any second now. 176 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,200 I don't think the terrible thing is him not getting candy. I think it's like he 177 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,380 never got to trick or treat. 178 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,100 Right. 179 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:23,600 You got there quick. 180 00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:25,160 Oh, it's you too. 181 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:26,299 What do you want? 182 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:30,140 Helen, we just need one quick favor, and then we'll be out of your hair forever. 183 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,580 Oh, for 200 years. 184 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:35,060 Then we're going to climb back in your hair and make a little nest in there. 185 00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:37,180 We do need your help, though. 186 00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:42,470 What? We need you to take this candy and give that kid the full trick -or -treat 187 00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:43,470 experience. 188 00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:45,970 You're joking. 189 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,190 Think of it as a role. 190 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,150 Yeah, like acting, which you love. 191 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,310 Acting? 192 00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:54,790 Acting. 193 00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:57,150 Makes sense. 194 00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:58,470 Acting, yes. 195 00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:00,370 Okay, I'll give it a go. 196 00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:06,590 Now remember, it's on the second floor. 197 00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:08,190 But... 198 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:09,750 even have a costume. 199 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,310 I'm still in my bloomers. 200 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:15,890 We got you. 201 00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:17,850 Hey, what's your name, by the way? 202 00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:20,470 I'm Little Crumble Smallsmith. 203 00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:23,270 Nice to meet you. I'm Kip and Barry, and this is Crystal. 204 00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:25,310 How do you do? 205 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,330 I don't know who that is. 206 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:50,070 Chubbles? What a lovely name for a baby. 207 00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:52,090 I love it. 208 00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:57,030 Trick or treat? 209 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,150 Oh, no. 210 00:16:26,670 --> 00:16:28,150 It's happening again. 211 00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:29,670 What's happening? 212 00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:32,820 We're trapped? 213 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,469 We don't want to hurt anyone. 214 00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:28,510 We want to help you. 215 00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,290 Get back to your own time, obviously. 216 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,610 We're just a couple humble time goblinoids. 217 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:37,630 Bureaucrats who track down lost time travelers and send them home, but you 218 00:18:37,630 --> 00:18:40,310 running from us. Wait, what did you think we were going to do to you? 219 00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:41,990 Kill us? 220 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:43,310 Oh! Wow! 221 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:46,730 I'm sorry. That is so offensive to me. 222 00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:48,410 Yeah, what even gave you that impression? 223 00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:51,950 Uh, I don't know. You're pretty scary. 224 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:55,030 You're wearing necklaces made out of teeth and bones? 225 00:18:55,760 --> 00:19:01,000 These are pretty darn fashionable where we're from. Judge a book by its cover 226 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,320 much? Unbelievable. 227 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:04,140 What a lock. 228 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,260 Oh, I feel terrible. 229 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:12,340 I think I speak for the group when I fully... Oh. 230 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:26,260 I've been waiting a long... time for you two. 231 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,940 I mean three. 232 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:39,380 Little Crumble Smallsmith opened up! 233 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,800 Well, not so little anymore, but yes. 234 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:49,080 Little Crumble Smallsmith owns the creepy candy store that started this 235 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:53,500 nightmare? It's just a regular candy store now, with very reasonable prices. 236 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:59,140 You see, you discovered the true pain I suffered all those years ago. 237 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:04,260 Not that I didn't have candy, but that I didn't have friends. 238 00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:11,800 Over these centuries, my hurt became hardened, petrified. 239 00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:15,680 And when that happens, you've got yourself a curse. 240 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,100 Yeah, that tracks. 241 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:21,760 All these years, I've been sending people back in time through a portal of 242 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:26,140 own hurt feelings in the hopes that someone would befriend me on that 243 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:29,580 night. But for 200 years, they never did. 244 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:35,800 But you two came along and showed me kindness in my darkest hour, and that 245 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,560 changed my whole life. 246 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:40,400 See? I'm nice now. 247 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,360 Thank you, Kiff and Barry. 248 00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:46,400 Oh, and you too, little baby. 249 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,880 Your hurt became hurt. 250 00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:55,120 But you didn't have any friends. Well, I do now. 251 00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:59,320 I can finally rest. 252 00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:02,740 Oh. Oh. 253 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,940 There you go. 254 00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:21,350 Thanks to all this weird temporal junk, we still have the whole evening ahead of 255 00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:22,350 us to hand out candy. 256 00:21:22,450 --> 00:21:23,790 But careful of the teens. 257 00:21:24,170 --> 00:21:25,790 They're just going to take our candy again. 258 00:21:26,230 --> 00:21:27,710 Huh. Hang on. 259 00:21:47,310 --> 00:21:48,310 lavender spray. 260 00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:27,510 Herb. 17868