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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:34,120 HEADS OR FAILS 2 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,400 What the hell is this? 3 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,560 Schlock, what the hell is this? 4 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:43,600 I'm having fun. 5 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,320 Where are we, Schlock? 6 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,840 Seriously, what the hell! 7 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,800 Team Red, are you ready? 8 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,320 Team Blue, are you ready? 9 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,840 Team White, are you ready? 10 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,720 90-second warmup after the beep. 11 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:12,760 There she is. 12 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,200 Béatrice! 13 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,320 - Okay, I'm ready. - Don't stress it. 14 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:21,400 - It's just a quick hi. Keep cool. - No worries. 15 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Schlock, all good? 16 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:24,280 Great! 17 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,800 Good to see kids interested in F2C. 18 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,680 Cool vibes. I'd no idea. 19 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:29,840 How does it work? 20 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,000 The first to complete 100 laps wins. 21 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,120 We'll talk later. The race is about to start. 22 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,920 Just a sec, this is Armande. I told you about her. 23 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,640 - Béatrice. - Armande. 24 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,800 She wants to come to your party this week. 25 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,960 I'll think it over. So many people want to come. 26 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,040 We'll talk later. 27 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,520 Okie dokie. Race well! 28 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:54,760 That's all? 29 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:57,480 No, it's breaking the ice. It's normal. 30 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:02,080 She said, talk later. So later, we grill her nice and easy. 31 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,120 I say Blue wins. 32 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,400 Wanna bet? 33 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:18,840 What? 34 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,680 I say Blue wins! 35 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,240 You'd bet against me? Against Red? 36 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,080 She's joking. Keep focused. 37 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,840 If Blue wins, I come to the party. 38 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:29,760 Carpentier? 39 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:31,960 Yeah, Carpentier. 40 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,800 - How much you got on you? - Nothing. 41 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,240 You need something or it's not fair... 42 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,320 How much you got? 43 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,560 - Nah, count me out. - I have an idea. 44 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:42,760 If I win... 45 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:44,760 I get your shoes. 46 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,440 My shoes? They suck. 47 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,880 If you have nothing, you bet your shoes. 48 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:54,960 Okay, I'm in. 49 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,440 Welcome to the world of F2C. 50 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,040 10... 51 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:05,200 9... 52 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:06,600 Go, Carpentier! 53 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,080 You're the best! 54 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,480 5... 4... 55 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:11,800 3... 2... 56 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,560 1... 57 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:16,720 You didn't tell us your name. 58 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,320 - It's not a secret. - Hold on! 59 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,560 Don't tell me. I guess right, I get your number. 60 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,080 If you want but it's impossible. 61 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,040 I get ten chances. 62 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,440 No, three chances. 63 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,280 Wow, you play hardball... 64 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:31,280 Charles. 65 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,400 Not even close. 66 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,720 - Armande... - Carl! 67 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,200 I said not even close. 68 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:36,600 Just a sec. 69 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,680 Get your number anyway? 70 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,960 I'm driving. And you guessed wrong. 71 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,400 So I get a surprise when you call. 72 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,200 What? 73 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,800 I won 2 tickets to Plopsaqua. Told you I'd win. 74 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:51,120 Cool. 75 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:52,680 Yeah, so cool. Wanna come? 76 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:53,640 Pe? 77 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:57,000 My name's Pierre Edouard. P-E to my friends. 78 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,920 - Watch out, pigeon! - No worries. 79 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,640 It'll fly out of the way. 80 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,000 Brake, just in case. 81 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,040 Trust me. 82 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,200 Brake! 83 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,840 You psycho! 84 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:11,920 Is it dead? 85 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,720 Easy does it. 86 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,040 Sweetie-pie, come here. 87 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,800 Nice and easy. That's right. 88 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,280 Are you hurt? 89 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,840 You are so cute! 90 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:21,680 Mignoto... 91 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,880 gonna have to be brave. 92 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,400 I'll be back with food. 93 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:30,640 Armande! 94 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:32,520 Yes! 95 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,160 You've been back long? You didn't come in? 96 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,240 I'd be intruding. 97 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,840 What are you up to in here? 98 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:40,800 Nothing. 99 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,680 Come on, my family's here. 100 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:45,680 Delphine... 101 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,480 I won't stay long. I'm a bit tired. I might slip off to bed. 102 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,040 Good evening. 103 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:54,080 Where are your manners, family? 104 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,120 Evening! 105 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,480 Armande, my lodger. I told you about her. 106 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,920 Giorgio, move your big butt. 107 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,960 Yup, I got a big butt. 108 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:03,960 All muscle. 109 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,280 Your butt's your biggest muscle. 110 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,680 What brings you all to Brussels? 111 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,680 It's his birthday! 112 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:12,920 Happy birthday. 113 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,000 It's tomorrow. 114 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,600 Tomorrow, all right. 115 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:19,280 And there's a security convention. I'm a security guard. 116 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,240 So are they. 117 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,600 You too? 118 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,760 So what's the problem? You don't pay your rent, I hear. 119 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,960 What? Me? Of course I pay it. 120 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,680 I'm just a little bit behind. 121 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,840 Two months. Three, counting this one. 122 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,480 Delphine, about the rent, I'm on the edge. 123 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,880 You trust me, right? 124 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:40,040 I only charge you 150 euros, room and extras. 125 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,800 It's hardly a room. 126 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,360 Sure that's a room. 127 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,680 People would die for a room like that. 128 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,000 You don't realize how lucky you are. 129 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,600 - What are you doing in Brussels? - Dunno. 130 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,240 Looking for love, right? 131 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,560 No more showers for you. 132 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:58,600 What? 133 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:02,640 Seeing as you don't pay your rent, it seems only fair. 134 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,920 No way. You're joking? 135 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:08,640 Armande, when will you ever understand? 136 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,840 I'm getting on in years now. 137 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,640 My leg gives me a lot of pain. 138 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,080 And my blue-eyed boy, Arnold, just got fired. 139 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,600 All that's just water off your back! 140 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,640 I had no idea, but I care. 141 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:21,960 I'm so sorry, Arnold. 142 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:22,920 I'm sorry too. 143 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,320 You gotta admit, your boss, what a jerk! 144 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,120 Everyone's got it tough now. 145 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,560 Bosses, too. They have hard calls to make. 146 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,040 - Especially in fast food. - Support your husband. 147 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,640 400%, I do! 148 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,040 What time's your convention? 149 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,400 Yeah, go along! I'm sure you'll find work. 150 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,360 Look at him, he's too thin. 151 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:42,440 He's like that. 152 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,520 I'm not thin. 153 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,320 Don't laugh, he's not thin. 154 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:46,720 You think it's funny? 155 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:51,120 I cooked for ten people, 156 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,400 my leg hurts, 157 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:53,880 I'm going to bed. 158 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,040 It was delicious. 159 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,560 Clear the table. Goodnight! 160 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,680 Are you sure? 161 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,760 I'll taste it, sure. Out of curiosity. 162 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:02,920 Keep that for tomorrow. 163 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,920 I wasn't expecting you tonight. 164 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,520 I told Giorgio he could take your bed. 165 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,520 Where do you expect me to sleep? 166 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:16,520 How should I know? You guys work it out. I'm tired. 167 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:19,400 - Who's Giorgio? - Him. 168 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:20,720 That's me. 169 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,080 Thanks for the bed. 170 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,400 Triple letter score. 31. I'm getting my bed back. 171 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,000 - It ain't over yet. - 31... 172 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,240 299! 173 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,080 No cheating! 174 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,680 No, I just got a text from my girlfriend. 175 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,440 Gabelou. 176 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,480 So that's a bingo. 177 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,360 2, 3... 7! 178 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,040 That's a lot of points, right? 179 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,880 39 plus 50 for the bingo. 180 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,080 89 points. 181 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,800 This is a con. What's "gabelou" mean? 182 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,280 It means something like... 183 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,200 If you don't know, it doesn't count. 184 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:25,880 It's something like... 185 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,240 another word for customs officer. 186 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,360 Yeah. 187 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,080 It's another word for customs officer. 188 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,360 How do you know that? You cheated. 189 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:38,080 No, I have a buddy in customs. Gabelou. 190 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,680 - You're sure? - Yes. 191 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:40,600 Phone. 192 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,960 I swear on my life I didn't cheat. 193 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,040 So show me your phone. 194 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,040 How come? You wanna see my girlfriend's texts? 195 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,280 Show me your phone! 196 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,040 I won, period. 197 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,480 Wait, we're not done. 198 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,000 It sure is done. 199 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,600 I'm tired, I'm going to bed. 200 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:07,000 Can you show me how the bed thing works? 201 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,920 Shit, sorry! 202 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,080 People are trying to sleep! 203 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,560 - Tomorrow's convention day! - Sorry, wasn't me. 204 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,000 If you want, you can sleep with me. 205 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,240 No, thanks. 206 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:48,440 Armande... 207 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,000 What? 208 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,640 The best technique is to lie on your side. 209 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,640 It's less uncomfortable. 210 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,280 Okay, thanks. 211 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,560 Aren't those Laura's safety boots? 212 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:03,680 She'll freak out. 213 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,040 It's just for today. I'll give them back. 214 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,720 - I won't say a word. - Okay, thanks. 215 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:11,840 Our little secret. 216 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,200 You're an angel. Thanks, Giorgio. 217 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:26,840 Yeah. 218 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,000 Jump. 219 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:34,920 Done? 220 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,440 One more. Your battery died. 221 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,440 Let me see. 222 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,880 It switched off. 223 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,480 - Fuck it! - Let's go. I got tons. 224 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,960 Yeah, any good ones? 225 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,400 Yeah, sure, lots. 226 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,680 Can we stop by yours to charge my phone? 227 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,840 A tomato. Take it. That's so rare. 228 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,240 No, it's moldy. 229 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,680 - Slice it off. It's fine. - It's moldy. 230 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,320 - It's just fine. - Armande! 231 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,600 Why bother coming for nothing? 232 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,840 I'll miss my sculpture class tomorrow. Wanna go? 233 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,960 Zoé, I'm no sculptress. 234 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,720 It's modeling, doofus. 235 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,520 25 euros an hour. 236 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:11,840 25 euros? 237 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,400 You rich or what? 238 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,200 I'm not rich, I have a shoot lined up. 239 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,960 A shoot? Why didn't you tell me? 240 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,560 Isn't there a part for me? 241 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:25,600 See why I don't tell you? You ignore the reality of show-business. 242 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,960 I know show-business. Don't be fooled. 243 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,600 - Look, grapes! That's so rare. - Really? 244 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:32,800 Avocados. Really rare! 245 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,320 I have lots of stuff in my fridge. 246 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,240 I'll get roasted by my roomies. 247 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,080 Mushrooms! That's rare. 248 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,040 Want one? 249 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,680 Go on, take it. 250 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,400 Are they gonna pay you? 251 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,720 I'm not doing it for money. 252 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:49,480 It gives me visibility and material for my showreel. 253 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,320 What's the pay? 254 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,480 You're obsessed with money! 255 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,920 Why don't you ask 256 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,760 "what's the role" for example? 257 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,600 - It's a well-paid role? - Okay, quit shitting me! 258 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,560 - I'm not. - You're shitting me! 259 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,720 Armande! 260 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,160 - What's up? - Yvette! 261 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,400 You're blanking me? 262 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,360 - I didn't hear you. - Really? 263 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,320 Meet my children. Rabi... 264 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,920 - And Yagouba. - Hi, kids. 265 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,200 I'm Armande, and my best friend, Zoé. 266 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,800 Best friend? Thanks. 267 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,840 - We're not best friends? - Sure. 268 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,040 I thought that was me. 269 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,000 - No big deal. - All right... 270 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,680 Hold on, Armande, 271 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,560 could you look after them for a couple hours? 272 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,040 Right now, no. We have lots to do today. 273 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,680 - Right, Zoé? - No. 274 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,080 - What? - We're done. 275 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,400 No can do. Another time, with pleasure. 276 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,840 Hold on, look, I'll give you... 277 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,200 Look, a lemon or a cauliflower. 278 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,520 Here, look what I found? 279 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,640 A kiwi! It's going bad but you can cut that out. 280 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,440 Like that. Watch out, attacking! 281 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,640 Cut off the bad bits. 282 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,760 Cut them off. 283 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,040 My treat! 284 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,520 Kids, all afternoon with Armande... 285 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,560 - Happy? - No! 286 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,320 Don't force them if they don't want to. 287 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,680 What's the word in English? 288 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,240 What are you doing? 289 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,720 What? Don't blame me! 290 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,960 Bye, kids. See you next time. 291 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,000 Bye, ma'am. 292 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,120 Let's move it. 293 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,720 Where's the knife? 294 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,840 Big kiss! See you! 295 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:28,800 You're pushing it. 296 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,760 What the hell is this? 297 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:35,000 It's disrespectful, Zoé. Nobody wants their towel 298 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,480 covered in roommates' fluids. It sucks. 299 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,520 Speaking of, who ate my Normandy camembert? 300 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,840 - That's why we're meeting? - It's your guests. 301 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,320 - It sucks. Stuff disappears. - Totally sucks. 302 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,000 No names, just stop. 303 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,880 It sucks. We keep talking about this. 304 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,480 Excuse me, coming through. Sorry. 305 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,040 See? That was my towel. 306 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,800 Keep going, I won't be long. 307 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,600 - No, no, no! - Zoé! 308 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,600 - Just a minute. - Yellow card! 309 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,360 What have you burned? 310 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:19,720 It's just toasted. 311 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,040 I'm on it. 312 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,280 - Want some? - No, thanks. 313 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,680 - Sure? - Yeah. 314 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,680 You're done soon? We're having a house meeting. 315 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:30,880 Nearly done. 316 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,680 Isn't that your friend's knife? 317 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,440 - That's your friend's knife. - She's hardly a friend. 318 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,200 Stealing's not cool. 319 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,640 I'll give it back. 320 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,880 I hope you didn't flood the bathroom. I'll get shit. 321 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,120 Can you turn around while I change? 322 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:52,360 Shy, aren't you? You're nude when you pose for sculptures. 323 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,800 It's not the same when you get paid. 324 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,120 So, give Jibril his cocktail kit for me. 325 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,480 If it's not all there, he'll get his panties in a wad. 326 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,120 - Can I trust you? - Sure. 327 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,360 You're not seeing Jibril anymore? 328 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,520 He's an asshole. 329 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:07,440 You still love him? 330 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,720 You don't listen, do you? 331 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,280 I loathe him. 332 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:13,240 Done? 333 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,960 - Armande! - All good. 334 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,120 You didn't dress! 335 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,200 Shit! 336 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,920 Not rushing you but you have to go! 337 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:25,240 Can you lend me 100 bucks? Pay you back tomorrow. 338 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,880 - No, sorry. - Tomorrow. 339 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,680 You swipe anything? 340 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,280 Why? 341 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,400 Just kidding. 342 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,760 Excuse me, sir... 343 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,520 Morning, miss. 344 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,080 I'd like to sell this cocktail kit. 345 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,760 - To make cocktails. Great quality. - Ma'am... 346 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,080 - I don't buy stuff, miss. - Really? 347 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,040 It comes with all the accessories. 348 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,000 - It'll sell in seconds. - Can I see? 349 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,320 Take a look. 350 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,200 The box is new. It's tip-top. 351 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,280 No, I don't buy. 352 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,240 I cleaned it yesterday. Interested? 353 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,080 I don't buy individual items. 354 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,760 Please. I need the money. 355 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,000 All I can offer you is a swap. 356 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,440 - A swap? - Yes. 357 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,800 - We have a deal? - No, I want money. 358 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:19,280 Come on, I offer you a swap, and you refuse. 359 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,000 Well? 360 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,440 All this? 361 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,280 It's your stall? 362 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,760 Yup, take a look. 363 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,120 Lots of great things. 364 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,640 Take a good look. 365 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,840 Yeah, even so, I want cash. 366 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,000 These glasses? 367 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,720 No, that's a luxury brand. 368 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,040 - A luxury brand? - Sure, worth a lot. 369 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,320 All right, my kit for your glasses. 370 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,320 No, they're worth way more. 371 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,120 Let's meet halfway. 372 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,560 The glasses for the kit is a great deal. 373 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,800 This for those. 374 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,680 Go on. 375 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,520 Here. Thanks a lot. 376 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,120 Honestly, you've won bigtime. 377 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,840 You're the winner! 378 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,080 Armande Pigeon! 379 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,440 Damn! How you doing? 380 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:21,680 And you? 381 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,040 I'm good. You owe me 30 bucks! 382 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,440 You'll get it soon. 383 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,160 You're not hungry, Mignoto? 384 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,080 Mignoto? 385 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,880 Why aren't you eating? 386 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,360 You sulking or what? 387 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,480 Anyone in there? 388 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,360 Shit! 389 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,040 What are you doing? I said, no showers. 390 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,920 I'm just washing my hands. 391 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,320 I told you, I don't want you in this bathroom. 392 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,600 I don't trust you. 393 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,120 How do I go to the toilet? 394 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,040 That's your problem. There's a toilet on the landing. 395 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,520 Get out before I piss my panties. 396 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,960 Not the landing toilet! 397 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,200 Fuck! 398 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,280 Just a second, please! 399 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,440 Sorry! 400 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,480 Fuck, my cup! 401 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,920 Just wait a minute! 402 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,440 Hey there. 403 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,000 You're late. 404 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,040 Sorry, Pé. 405 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,440 P-E, no problem. 406 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,160 Okay? 407 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,600 What are you doing? 408 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,720 Kissing you. Don't you want to? 409 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,560 We hardly know each other. 410 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,720 Okay, what do you want to know? 411 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,600 I thought we'd eat and chat over dinner. 412 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:42,200 And chatting leads to questions, like, 413 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,440 what do you like? 414 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,360 And jokes, you know. 415 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,800 Then maybe we'd get intimate. 416 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,480 My dad killed my mom. 417 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,480 I'm sorry. 418 00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,960 Just kidding. 419 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:01,520 Hold on... 420 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,280 That's a joke? 421 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,520 It's not funny. 422 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,240 - No... - What? 423 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,400 You don't get it. 424 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,080 - I'll go. - Hold on, we didn't eat. 425 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,080 The bream sandwiches are great. 426 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,040 I told you on the phone, I don't like fish. 427 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,080 - Really? - And you wanna meet here. 428 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,920 You really don't listen. 429 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,600 I'll be going. 430 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,920 Have fun. Goodbye. 431 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,680 Whoa, handsome, you were hungry. 432 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,720 I don't know if Zoé already explained. 433 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,240 Right now, we're working on duality. 434 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,000 - She told you? - No. 435 00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,840 It pays better? 436 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,520 No. 437 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,680 This is Ronnie. 438 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,400 Ronnie, this is... 439 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,000 I forgot your name. 440 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,920 She's replacing Zoé today. 441 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,120 Don't I know you? 442 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,400 No, don't think so. 443 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,680 Sure I do. Where from? 444 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,800 I'm pretty sure I never met you. 445 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:16,960 I'm absolutely... 446 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,840 I met you somewhere before. 447 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,840 I'm sure I never met you. No doubt about it. 448 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,560 My eyes don't lie. I've seen you somewhere before. 449 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,560 Can you undress? 450 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,520 I have. 451 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,600 - First pose. - Let's go? 452 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,400 Let's go, buster. 453 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,360 There we are. 454 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,360 Ronnie has a very risky proposition for us. 455 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,840 I'd like you to build on that. 456 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,040 Along the lines of duality. 457 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,760 There you go. 458 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,120 Irena, can I have a quick word? 459 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:51,880 Actually... 460 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,560 I'm on my period. I'd like to keep my panties on. 461 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,680 That sucks but anyway... 462 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,120 Keep them on. 463 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,960 - Keep them on. - Sorry. 464 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:05,600 Don't be sorry. We can't do anything about it. 465 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,040 Go ahead. 466 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,560 I will then. 467 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,360 I see the balance is off. 468 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,240 I can't hold out 90 minutes like this. 469 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,080 - Sure. - I overdid it. 470 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,960 - Sure. - Something else? 471 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,720 Of course, yes. 472 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,360 Go ahead. It's your call. 473 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,560 90 minutes like that? One position? 474 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,880 - 90's easy. I did 3 hours once. - I want to sit down. 475 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,960 - Sit down? - I think it's better. 476 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:34,960 Can I... 477 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,960 No, stand up, please. 478 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,120 Stand up. 479 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,040 Opposite him like that. That's better. 480 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,120 Both, right leg forward. 481 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,080 Both, right arm up. 482 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,400 That's right, duality. 483 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,640 How's that? Comfortable? 484 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,600 Just fine. 485 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,440 Great, let's go. 486 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,000 So, my artists, you're going to decipher that. 487 00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,280 What do we see? 488 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:03,000 We visualize the overall form. 489 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,200 We never start with... 490 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:06,880 details. 491 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,320 All right? 492 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,880 We never start with details. 493 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,800 And while you're putting it together... 494 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:14,760 Zoé's roommate? 495 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:16,440 No. 496 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:19,880 Actor? 497 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:21,840 No. 498 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,080 Training course? 499 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,640 No talking, please. You're deconcentrating people. 500 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:27,800 Of course. 501 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,280 I know! In the... 502 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:34,280 Your whole body vibrates when talking. We need stillness! 503 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,840 Apologies. I'm still as still can be. 504 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,760 The planes. 505 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:44,960 F2C? 506 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,040 You saw me fly? 507 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,560 Three days ago. With Schlock. 508 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:48,640 Who's Flock? 509 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,480 My buddy. Sorry, hold on... 510 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,520 What's that? 511 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,480 Armande, back in position, please. 512 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:01,920 Freddy, I kept calling. 513 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:02,760 No way! 514 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,760 Will you please hang up? 515 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,480 - I'll be 1 second. - Fine! 516 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,000 - I have the photo. - You free? 517 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,480 No, I have a life! 518 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,200 Should we laugh or cry? 519 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,560 Talk when you're done. 520 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,520 - About what? - Serious shit. 521 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,320 All good. 522 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,520 Look! Telephone! 523 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,960 - You're working here. - Apologies. 524 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,400 - Still as still can be. - Last warning. 525 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,320 Got a girlfriend? 526 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:41,840 Enough! 527 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,520 Take your stuff and go. 528 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,360 Wow, absolute nonsense! 529 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,880 Never saw anything like it. 530 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,560 Why doesn't it work? What is this file? 531 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,280 Print 532 00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,760 Need to connect it to... 533 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,000 It doesn't work. 534 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,640 Why doesn't it work? 535 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,800 Maybe it already printed? 536 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,520 I'll just check... 537 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,040 How come this doesn't work? 538 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,760 how to care for a pigeon 539 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,440 Hello there, friends. My name is Manou, 540 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,160 and this is my channel, Love on a Wing. 541 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,840 Love on a Wing 542 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,080 How to care for a wounded pigeon? 543 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,680 If you find a wounded pigeon, 544 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,880 please don't turn your back on him. 545 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,080 He needs taking care of. 546 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,920 Pick him up nice and gently. 547 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,800 Put him in a warm place. 548 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,040 A cardboard box or even a shoebox. 549 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,280 Put holes in it, so he can... 550 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,720 No internet! No surfing! 551 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:03,960 It's not internet. 552 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:17,520 Are you okay? 553 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,960 Sure, I'm practicing. 554 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,480 Let's say Tuesday, okay? 555 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:29,560 Cool, see you. 556 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,120 Julie, your turn. 557 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,200 Yeah? 558 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:34,800 She's first, okay? 559 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:35,760 Come on. 560 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,280 Chloé, you're early. 561 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,920 I know. I'm sorry. 562 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:39,960 No worries. 563 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,440 What is this, Freddy? 564 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,640 Auditions. This is Gisèle, my new assistant. 565 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,560 A pleasure. 566 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,720 Frédéric told me so much about you. 567 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,560 Could you make us coffee? 568 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,080 Sure, no problem. Want anything? 569 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,640 Yeah. 570 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,240 I'd love a donut, please. 571 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:57,720 What? 572 00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,280 Get her a donut. 573 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,280 - Photos? - Yeah. 574 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,120 Here. 575 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,200 What's this? 576 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,760 What you asked for. 577 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,480 Are you for real? 578 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,280 I said, send photos by email. For the website. 579 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,640 - Really? - What century do you live in? 580 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,680 - I dunno. - And I'm old? 581 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,280 Anyway, listen up... 582 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,040 I'll wipe out your debts. 583 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,760 What are you talking about? What debts? 584 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,240 Here. You don't have to thank me. 585 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,480 11 all-you-can-eat sushi bars, 218.50 euros. 586 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,080 45 Métro tickets, 117 euros. 587 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,600 112 showers, 112 euros. 588 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:35,800 One euro a shower? 589 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,400 I said, it's wiped out. 590 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,080 You counted our showers when we were dating? 591 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,840 Let's go for coffee later. 592 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,720 - Is that me? - Chill! 593 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,280 - No shoes! Take them off! - Hold on. 594 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,880 Schlock, I'm in a meeting. 595 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,880 Where? You're a half-hour late. 596 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,520 A half-hour late for what? 597 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,120 Our meet at Plopsaqua. 598 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,000 Shit! Hold on. 599 00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:59,800 Thanks. 600 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,840 - I'm talking! - Yeah, what? 601 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,040 Béatrice called. 602 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,800 - She's down for tonight. - Cool! 603 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,320 Armande, our audition! 604 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,560 Hold on. 605 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:08,680 See you tonight. 606 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,480 I'm all alone at Plopsaqua! 607 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,160 You never said a word. 608 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,240 You're not on my list. Name? 609 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:15,920 Sorry. I'm not? 610 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,480 Sure. Armande Pigeon. 611 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,760 What is this, Freddy? 612 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,880 This is an audition. You in? 613 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,640 All right. 614 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:25,800 Text. 615 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:27,880 Here. 616 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:30,600 Your text. 617 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,200 It's intense. That's all the director gave me. 618 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,360 Can you stop eating your donut, please? 619 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,360 We'll go straight into a read-through. 620 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,600 Maybe take your coat off? 621 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,040 To camera or not? 622 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:48,880 Seriously? 623 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,120 I dunno. 624 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,080 Let's go. 625 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,080 When you're ready. 626 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,000 I have good and bad news. 627 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,200 Can I do that again? 628 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,760 I have good and... 629 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,920 It's crap. Hold on, here goes. 630 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,480 I have good and bad news. 631 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:11,960 Tell me. 632 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,360 The bad news is my dad will... 633 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,680 He'll kill us if he finds out about us. 634 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,160 The good news is I love you. 635 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,240 I love you too. 636 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:30,640 Your line. 637 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:32,760 I'm sorry. 638 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,280 I love you, you love me. 639 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,760 Let's live far from Paris. It's shit. 640 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,440 We'll be together at last. I love you. 641 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,640 She repeats it? 642 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,080 - Drop the text. - It's not there. 643 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:46,280 Drop the text, I said. You get the idea. 644 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,200 Don't act it out. It's improv. 645 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,080 Yes, here we go. 646 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:52,960 Look, just forget the text. 647 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,800 Forget it. There we go. 648 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,360 Go with your flow. 649 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,040 - I have good... - Wait! 650 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,520 - Two secs. - What? 651 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:03,880 Action! 652 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,080 I have good news. And bad. 653 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,440 Tell me. 654 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,920 Which one? Good or bad? 655 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:16,880 Whatever. 656 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,760 Don't get it. The good or the bad news? 657 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,720 Whatever. All right, bad. 658 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:22,800 You're sure? 659 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:23,760 Yes. 660 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,520 - Sure? - Go ahead. 661 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:26,640 No regrets? 662 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,800 My dad will kill you. 663 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:39,920 And? 664 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,120 Yeah. 665 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,360 So what? 666 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,000 He's mad. 667 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,000 And? 668 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,440 You're a dead man. 669 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,920 So what's the good news? 670 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,400 I love you. 671 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:12,720 Let's... 672 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,000 leave Paris. 673 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:17,560 The city's... 674 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:18,720 Okay, we're good. 675 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,200 - We are? - Yup. 676 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,840 That was quick. 677 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,440 No worries. Cut. 678 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,280 Hey, ladies and gents. Schlock's voicemail. 679 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:07,480 Can't take your call, leave a message. I'll get back to you. Big kiss! 680 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,480 Schlock, it's Armande. 681 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,200 Still okay for 8pm at yours? Call me. 682 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,720 Let's get a pic. 683 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,640 So I'll always remember you. 684 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,360 Anyone home? 685 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:26,880 That's my bed! 686 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,160 Wait! No! 687 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,640 - You keep a pigeon? - Giorgio! 688 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,640 Please don't tell Delphine. He's hurt. 689 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,880 Please, Giorgio. 690 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,040 - I won't snitch. - You're an angel. 691 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,560 Watch out. 692 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:47,920 It's like a kind of pet. 693 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:48,880 Yeah. 694 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,840 A little pet pigeon. 695 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,440 That's why it stinks. 696 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,840 What do you want? 697 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,960 We're eating out for dad's birthday. 698 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,520 I don't wanna go. 699 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:06,880 You want to come? 700 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,280 No, I have plans. 701 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,360 Really? Can I come? 702 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,480 Go out with your dad. He'll be sad. 703 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,480 He's always sad. 704 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,000 You know... 705 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,760 I didn't snitch about the shoes. 706 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,600 Laura's looking all over. 707 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,480 She's sad too. 708 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,160 Don't move, Giorgio. 709 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,920 Someone wearing earbuds doesn't want anyone to bother them. 710 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,160 Hold on a second. 711 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,120 Hey, ladies and gents. Schlock's voicemail. 712 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:55,040 Can't take your call, leave a message. I'll get back to you. Big kiss! 713 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,960 Schlock, where are you? My battery's dead. Call this number. 714 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:05,040 Putting your earbuds in means you're in your bubble. 715 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,400 If I don't want to bother... 716 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,040 If I don't want anyone to bother me, 717 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,640 I put earbuds in. It's a sign, saying back off. 718 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,720 Quit ringing, wastes the batteries. Who is it? 719 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,520 Ruth, it's Armande. Is Schlock in? 720 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,760 Armande? 721 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:21,880 It's Armande! 722 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,360 Is he in or not? 723 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,240 Door open 724 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,680 What do you want? It's a disaster. 725 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,000 Amar got his head stuck in the fridge. 726 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,280 - What the hell? - All good, I've got it. 727 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,280 Where's Schlock? He stood me up. 728 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,120 Don't know. He's not answering. 729 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,200 Can I just charge my phone? 730 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,000 Like I give a shit! There! 731 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,320 Sorry, nice to meet you. 732 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,760 I'm Schlock and Jibril's mom. 733 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,440 And I'm Amar, son. 734 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,880 Can you try pulling my husband? 735 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,320 What's going on? 736 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,280 If you charge off the power strip, the fuses blow! 737 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,200 I had no idea. 738 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,680 Holy shit! It's a fiasco! 739 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,560 If we pull him here... 740 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,600 Look. 741 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,200 The door's wide open. 742 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,320 That hurt's. My cheek's iced up! 743 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,360 Jibril, sweetie, I was expecting you. 744 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,800 Dad's got his head stuck! 745 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,760 - That's why you called? - Let's bounce. 746 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,520 What's she doing here? 747 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:14,600 Who let you in? 748 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,480 Your folks. It's their home, not yours! 749 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,320 The neighbors! You'll get us kicked out. 750 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,480 Are you nuts? You better have my money and cocktail kit. 751 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,440 I don't have your cocktail kit. 752 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,360 My 500 bucks? 753 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,120 500? Are you sure? 754 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,480 Jibril, help your father. 755 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,160 Just gotta deal with this. 756 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,040 My 500 bucks! 757 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,240 You're sick. 758 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,040 I have 1 euro. 759 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,400 How much you got? 760 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:37,440 Maybe 50 euros. 761 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,520 50? 762 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:39,440 Hand it over. 763 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,840 Why give him 50 euros? You think he's hotter than me? 764 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,040 - What? - Dude's odd. 765 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,680 Who are you calling an asshole? 766 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,200 I didn't call you an asshole. 767 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,320 You're sick! Zoé was right to dump you. 768 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,680 Don't say that name! 769 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,680 You have a problem. Come on, Giorgio. 770 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,400 What's going on here? 771 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:00,960 Let's see your nose. 772 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:02,920 Is it serious? 773 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,360 Fine, no worries. 774 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,560 It's not like I need it for work. 775 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,680 Unlike these. Check out those guns. 776 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,360 Madam! Nobody's doing a thing. 777 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:20,880 - Hello. - Who is this? 778 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:21,920 - Armande? - For me? 779 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,080 - Who is it? - Put Armande on. 780 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,360 - Schlock? - Maybe. Who is it? 781 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:25,680 - Armande, please. - It's Schlock? 782 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,680 Think so. 783 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,560 I came by as planned. 784 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,120 - No-show not cool. - No kidding. 785 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,880 You no-show, I no-show. 786 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,560 Great, you're so smart. 787 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,680 - We're quits. - Fine. Where are you? 788 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,320 Giorgio, you got those 50 bucks? 789 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,720 - Why? - I'll reimburse you. 790 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,640 What? I'll come with you. 791 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,280 Sit tight, your nose is running. I'll be back. 792 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,360 - Sure? - Swear. 793 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,280 - You'll be back? - Sure. 794 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,280 The money? 795 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,880 - Check out my wallet. - Where? 796 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,440 - Front pocket. - The bag? 797 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,640 My pants. There. 798 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:55,600 Got it. 799 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,920 It's not 50 bucks. I'll make do. 800 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:58,880 You'll reimburse me? 801 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,840 Giorgio, I love you so much. 802 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,240 Fuck it! 803 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,800 - You didn't dress up? - I didn't know. You didn't say. 804 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,320 I did tell you. You got the money? 805 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:19,280 Yeah. 806 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,320 We said at least 100! 807 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,800 - You didn't say. - I so did. 808 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,240 You may not get in. 809 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,320 Anyway, here. That makes 50. 810 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,480 You angel. I have something for you. 811 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:32,760 A gift. 812 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:39,960 Like them? 813 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:49,680 Let's go? 814 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,040 Okay. Just be cool, okay? 815 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,400 You always say that. I'm cool. 816 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,080 Béatrice. 817 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:58,840 The shades! 818 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:02,040 - Remember Armande? - Of course. New shoes? 819 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,760 Just teasing. 820 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,800 A quick pic for my socials. 821 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,760 He bet he could smoke a whole pack in under 7 minutes. 822 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,600 That's not good for F2C. Dumb, Ronnie. 823 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,960 Schlock can bring his girlfriend? 824 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:20,880 Excuse me. 825 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,240 She's not my girlfriend. 826 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:23,920 It's Yves. Can I come? 827 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,360 Go to the casino. Not here. 828 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,080 Smoke! 829 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,240 C'mon, fuck it! 830 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,760 Don't want you at Centro. 831 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,080 - Please. - Ciao. 832 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,200 30 seconds and 1 smoke left. 833 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,320 Okay, Ronnie? 834 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,280 Forget it. 835 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,200 Last one. 836 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,320 Better give up. 837 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,680 Lighter! Who's got a light? 838 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,960 Go on! He takes forever. 839 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:46,720 Watch out... 840 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,560 5... 4... 841 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,480 3... 2... 842 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:53,840 1... 843 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,160 All done. 844 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,160 - That's one's not done. - C'mon, you must be kidding. 845 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,880 - Done or not? - Not done. 846 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,440 - She's not finished. - No, sorry. 847 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,160 - 10 euros each. Next time... - Shit! 848 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,360 You won't be so dumb. 849 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,480 You fuck me off! 850 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,440 Made me cry. 851 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:15,560 Pony up. 852 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:17,120 Gimme a break. 853 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,560 - What about me? - You bet? 854 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:20,920 Gimme that. 855 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:22,960 Fleeced him. 856 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,360 Well, guys. 857 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,720 What a chump! 858 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,120 Only 50 left. Can't play Ten Thousand. I'm out. 859 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,520 What's the buy-in for the Ten Thousand? 860 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:32,680 100 each per game. 861 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,400 Schlock told me 50. 862 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,400 What? I never said that. 863 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,480 I have 50. We can team up. 864 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,080 Sure, why not? 865 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:43,920 Nobody ever did that. 866 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,800 - Béatrice? - Sure, if you want. 867 00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,040 They share their winnings. 868 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,520 What the heck is this? 869 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,640 It's not your problem. 870 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,720 I'm pumped for this. 871 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,000 It's 100 each. 872 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:55,520 So cool. 873 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,160 - You put in 100? - 50 + 50, sure. 874 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:05,200 Here we go. 875 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,440 - Quick headsup maybe. - You never played? 876 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,720 It's been so long. 877 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,760 It's simple. Score 10,000 points. 878 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:19,000 1 is worth 100, 5 is worth 50. 879 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,000 She just scored 250, for example. 880 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,080 You know each other? 881 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:23,200 No. Yes! 882 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,840 - The little planes. - F2C. 883 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:26,720 He's my pilot. 884 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,680 Okay, dude. 885 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,320 She scored zero, so it's the next player's turn. 886 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,400 - Whose turn is it? - Schlock, you're up. 887 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,640 Combinations are worth more. Three 4's is 400. 888 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,160 Three 6's is 600. 889 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,480 No, I need a 1 or a 5. 890 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,760 That you didn't get. 891 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,680 No biggie. Gotta warm up the dice. 892 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,360 400... and 50. 893 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,040 I'll stop there. 450's good. 894 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,720 No, don't stop. 895 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:10,840 450's good. 896 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,280 - If he doesn't want to. - It's my dough. 897 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,160 You two now. 898 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,720 - Wanna roll? - No, you wanna roll? 899 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,360 - Roll. - Roll, roll. 900 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,080 - Sure? - Go for it. 901 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,400 A quick kiss. 902 00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,280 What you doing? 903 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,080 A quick kiss. 904 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,840 All right, 1's and 5's. 905 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,240 No way, you're kidding me. 906 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,240 What a fluke! 907 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,560 - No way! - What? 908 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:47,000 - I never saw that in my life! - What did I do? 909 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,960 Six 1's in one roll. That's 10,000. 910 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,560 You win straight off the bat. 911 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,480 No. Schlock, see that? 912 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,800 Bravo. Beginner's luck. 913 00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:59,120 That's insane! 914 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,720 - I gotta take a photo. - Why? 915 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,240 Come on... 916 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:03,840 Another game? 917 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,280 Our team's building a little fortress. 918 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:09,200 A deal for you. 919 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,520 - Shoot. - We don't change a winning team. 920 00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:12,520 Are you playing? 921 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,000 - Our turn? - You're not alone. 922 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,160 C'mon, play! 923 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,000 We're here to have fun. 924 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,440 Come on! 925 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,360 - That makes 1,100. - Hold on. 926 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:24,240 You're sure? 927 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,680 No worries. 928 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,400 Unbelievable! Now we start over. 929 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,560 There you go! My turn. 930 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,760 Plus 700, all right! That makes... 931 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,400 9,950. 932 00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,840 50 points for 10,000. 933 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,920 Already? That's unfair. Are you guys cheating? 934 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,920 They're hammering us. It's weird. 935 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,080 We wait a turn or roll now? 936 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:48,720 Tricky. 937 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,280 Enough of the strategic timeouts! 938 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,240 Calm down, dude! 939 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,680 - Do it? - Sure. 940 00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,000 We won! 941 00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,320 You are so fucking jammy! 942 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:09,400 Sorry, the Armande-Ronnie connection distills magic with every game. 943 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,680 I'm cleaned out. Come on, Armande. 944 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:13,240 Coming? 945 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:14,360 What? 946 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:15,960 We came together, we leave together. 947 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:16,760 You're leaving? 948 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,680 Ronnie and I are a team. Keep going? 949 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:20,600 With pleasure! 950 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,880 - Fuck it, Armande. - Schlock, back off. 951 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,800 - Who is that guy? - Quit mumbling! 952 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:25,920 Calm down. 953 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,200 When I need you, nobody home. 954 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,240 - I gave you the shades. - That's why? 955 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,440 Screw your shades! 956 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,400 Sorry. 957 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,200 No big deal. 958 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:44,560 Would it be a good time... 959 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,360 Let's raise the stakes. 960 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,200 From 100 to 200? 961 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,480 You're in? 962 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,040 Great. 963 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:53,760 Where are the dice? 964 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:55,320 Who was last to play? 965 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,440 - They were on the table. - Schlock! The bastard! 966 00:48:58,600 --> 00:48:59,800 Surely, he didn't... 967 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:01,000 I'll be right back. 968 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,360 Fuck, he busts my balls! 969 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:17,680 Busts my balls! 970 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,120 Your buddy's nuts. 971 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,840 - Who does he think he is? - I'm gonna find him. 972 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,920 Forget it, Béatrice is going to bed. 973 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,360 The money! It's still inside! 974 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,600 Thank you! I got a real fright. 975 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,160 Smell good? 976 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,600 Go to the casino with the guys? 977 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,240 Kids, you coming? Now's the time! 978 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,200 Massoud, don't fall asleep. 979 00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,040 I'm preparing psychologically. 980 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,200 What'll you do with it? 981 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,960 - Our money? - Yeah, what'll you do with it? 982 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,960 When I say our money... 983 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,600 We'll split it 50-50. 984 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,120 Yeah, I know, dude. 985 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,600 All I want now is to hit the tables. 986 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,360 What would you do if you got rich? In real life? 987 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:12,800 I need to think. 988 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:14,840 I know. 989 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,120 If I win big, I pay off my debts and start over, clean slate. 990 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:23,520 I'd buy Cristiano Ronaldo and tell him to do tricks in my yard. 991 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,240 And you? 992 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:27,960 Me? 993 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,400 I'd buy a new phone, I think. 994 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,680 Mine's a pain in the ass. 995 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,120 It keeps dying. All the time. 996 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:42,720 And you? 997 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,200 - Me? - Yeah. 998 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:45,720 I'd buy a plane. 999 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,080 A plane? 1000 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,400 Single engine. For short flights. 1001 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,440 Nothing fancy. You know anything about planes? 1002 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,880 Not at all. Can you fly? 1003 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,920 Yeah. Got my license last year. 1004 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,840 The plane I want's a little beauty. 1005 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,960 25,000 euros, two-seater. Magnificent! 1006 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:05,680 25,000? That's huge! 1007 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,800 I'm not there yet. Halfway, that's a start. 1008 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,400 I thought we were the same, but you're rich. 1009 00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:16,280 I'm not rich. I do odd jobs, hospitality, sales. 1010 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,240 I get by. 1011 00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:18,440 You're rich. 1012 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,720 You were right. This is insane. 1013 00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,200 No kidding. 1014 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,600 Let me grab a pic. 1015 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:39,600 Ma'am! 1016 00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:40,680 That's prohibited. 1017 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:41,960 Sorry. 1018 00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:43,240 No more. 1019 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:52,560 You smoke? 1020 00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:53,680 It's free? 1021 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:58,040 Hello. 1022 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:01,280 Sorry, 1023 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:05,000 can you give us a smoke? We left ours at the coat check. 1024 00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,120 They're menthols. 1025 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,240 My favorites. 1026 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:08,200 Great. 1027 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:16,680 Thanks. 1028 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:28,200 Freaky! 1029 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:29,960 Who is that guy? 1030 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,280 Just one. 1031 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,480 Both generous and tight. 1032 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:56,560 Wanna play? 1033 00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:58,440 Let's go. 1034 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,760 Sit there? 1035 00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,400 Or there? Just there. 1036 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:06,840 Go for it. 1037 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:07,920 Evening. 1038 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:10,680 They're following me. 1039 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,120 - Where do we buy chips? - Right here. 1040 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,800 How much do you want? 1041 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:16,200 All of it? 1042 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,200 Let's do it. 1043 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:20,800 We don't have to play it all. 1044 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:21,760 Put it here. 1045 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:22,920 Thanks. 1046 00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,240 200, 300, 400... 1047 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,760 500, 600... 1048 00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,160 700... 1049 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:33,240 800... 1050 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:34,600 900... 1051 00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:37,520 1,000... 1052 00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:39,680 1,100... 1053 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:40,840 It's not so much. 1054 00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:43,440 1,200. 1055 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:44,680 1,200 euros. 1056 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:45,880 1,200! 1057 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:50,480 What's she doing? 1058 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:51,960 - Here you are. - That's all? 1059 00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,600 Yes, 12 times 100. 1060 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:55,920 Place your bets. 1061 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,360 All right, 75! 1062 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:00,360 100. 1063 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:10,160 17. 1064 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,360 - Pass. - 20. 1065 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:13,520 Pass. 1066 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:14,600 14. 1067 00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,000 Card. 1068 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,360 17. 1069 00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:18,840 Pass. 1070 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,840 15. Card. 25. 1071 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:26,080 12. 1072 00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:27,440 22. 1073 00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:31,440 Honestly, it's too easy! 1074 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,040 Can you smell that? 1075 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,440 Is it me? 1076 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:35,760 - I stink. - It's money. 1077 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,400 Money, sorry! 1078 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,280 How much for round 2? 1079 00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:40,280 100. 1080 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:41,680 Go for it. 1081 00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:42,920 Okay, 100. 1082 00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,720 - Just like that. - We play, we win. 1083 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,560 - Amazing. - It never stops. 1084 00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:49,760 Blackjack! 1085 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:50,720 No way! 1086 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,400 150 for blackjack. 1087 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,920 - Why'd I never come? - Let's not get excited. 1088 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,640 Sure, but we've won 250 euros in 30 seconds. 1089 00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,840 Look at Massoud! 1090 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,240 Hey, we can't concentrate here. 1091 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:03,960 19. 1092 00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:05,720 See? 1093 00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:08,960 How much? 1094 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:12,280 200. 1095 00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:13,800 - Double? - Yeah. 1096 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,160 We'll go 200. 1097 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:18,240 What's he doing? 1098 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:19,720 After you, same hand. 1099 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:21,560 You don't mind? 1100 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,200 Same difference. 1101 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,480 Sure, no problem. My pleasure. 1102 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,120 Card. 1103 00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:37,480 22. 1104 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:39,560 12. 1105 00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,160 Card. Go on, card. 1106 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:46,800 19. 1107 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:48,640 Perfect. 1108 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:52,160 18. 1109 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:56,720 Thank you. 1110 00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,520 - I knew I should bet on you. - I'm done. 1111 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,920 You'll bring me luck tonight. 1112 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,040 Excuse me, what's the maximum bet? 1113 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,960 - 3,000 euros. - 3,000? 1114 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,480 - What we got? - 200, 300... 1115 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,400 900, 1,000, 1,100, 1,200, 1,300... 1116 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,200 1,650. 1117 00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,720 You're really going to bet 1,650? 1118 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:26,040 I'm feeling it. 1119 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,720 Nope, honestly, I'm feeling it too. 1120 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:36,000 - Sure? - Let's go. 1121 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:37,880 Not scared. 1122 00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:39,280 1,650! 1123 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,840 And 1,400. 1124 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,680 That'll be 1,350, sir. 1125 00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:46,600 If I may... 1126 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,840 Thank you. 1127 00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:51,520 Ladies and gents? 1128 00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:55,440 Ace for the bank. 1129 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:57,680 Card. 1130 00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,640 Card on 12. 22! 1131 00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:02,400 12. 1132 00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:09,880 Card. 1133 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,120 18. 1134 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:16,640 Pass. 1135 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,240 - 13. - Card. 1136 00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:20,760 22. 1137 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,040 5. 1138 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:27,800 15. 1139 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:28,920 24! 1140 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,320 Sorry. I swear, Ronnie... 1141 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:38,680 Can you take a photo? 1142 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:40,160 - Here? - A quick one. 1143 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:41,200 It's prohibited. 1144 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:44,880 A quick photo. For posterity. To capture the moment. 1145 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:45,680 Photo! 1146 00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:49,840 What's going on here? 1147 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:51,800 Out! 1148 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,520 Sorry, we'll stop. We'll stop! 1149 00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:56,800 You ruined my night. 1150 00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,560 My instinct told me to blank you. 1151 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:00,840 You won, though. 1152 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,720 Peanuts. And what do I do now? 1153 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,200 - My wife thinks I'm working tonight. - She has no idea you gamble? 1154 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:07,120 Butt out. 1155 00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:10,360 - Awkward. - Enjoy your evening. Bye. 1156 00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,040 Wait... 1157 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:15,240 I'm sorry, I got a bit carried away. 1158 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,880 I just wanna keep playing. I'm psyched. 1159 00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:19,080 Aren't you? 1160 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,240 Come on. And you're on a roll. 1161 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,200 Be quiet, so we don't wake my wife. 1162 00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:33,840 Sit there. 1163 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,560 - What are we doing here? - Fun, right? 1164 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,160 The kids' games. We'll find something here. 1165 00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:50,080 Connect 4, game of skill. We want pure chance. 1166 00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:52,040 Battleships, too technical. 1167 00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:53,440 Pass the Pigs? 1168 00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:55,000 - What? - No idea. 1169 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:57,800 Choose fast. Before my wife and kids wake up. 1170 00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:58,760 We're not playing? 1171 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:01,560 Sure, we're playing, but not a thousand games. 1172 00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:03,320 Just one big game. 1173 00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,120 What? How big? 1174 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,160 We bet everything. All or nothing. 1175 00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:11,000 This is just wild. Count me in. 1176 00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:12,880 I'm starting to stress out. 1177 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:13,960 What if we lose? 1178 00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,440 We won't lose. We're a winning team! 1179 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,760 Armande, we've won big. All right? 1180 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,920 If I save it, it's a huge leap toward my plane. 1181 00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:25,360 You suck. 1182 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:28,120 Uncool. It's human to have doubts. 1183 00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,600 Don't insult me, we can talk. 1184 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:32,560 It's no insult, it's fact. You suck. 1185 00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,840 We're having an amazing time and you ruin everything. 1186 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:37,360 Not so loud. 1187 00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,680 I don't want us to fight, all right? 1188 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:43,400 Just understand, if I want to keep my share, it's okay. 1189 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:44,560 Your call. 1190 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:46,560 Parcheesi. That's a good one. 1191 00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,960 It takes forever. We don't have time. 1192 00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,960 What do you want to play? 1193 00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,640 Heads or tails? Fun and pure chance. 1194 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:56,440 He's nuts. We're not flipping a coin for 3,000 euros. 1195 00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,120 Please, come on, let's get outta here. 1196 00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:00,680 You've lost faith in us? 1197 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,440 Give me my share, will you? 1198 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,640 That's your answer? 1199 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,080 You won't play? 1200 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:12,080 It's not cool of you. 1201 01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:19,280 Too bad. 1202 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,360 1,650... 1203 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,000 Your money! 1204 01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,400 You idiot! I don't fucking believe that! 1205 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,560 There's no need to fall out, my friends. 1206 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,280 I'm sure you'll make up. 1207 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:36,880 - He's not my boyfriend. - Really? 1208 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:40,000 Too bad. you were good together. Put the money there. 1209 01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:44,640 We need a coin. I'll be right back. 1210 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:56,760 Daddy, what's going on? 1211 01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,480 Don't worry, it's just fine. 1212 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,760 Here, all you do is toss this coin, 1213 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,720 then back to bed, okay? 1214 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:04,880 Just one coin toss? 1215 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:06,320 Perfect. Heads or tails? 1216 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:07,840 Tails. 1217 01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,480 All right, toss it. 1218 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,200 Who's the lady? 1219 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,720 Just a lady who works with daddy. 1220 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,840 Daddy, can I keep the coin? 1221 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,040 We'll see. Toss it. 1222 01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:30,200 That's what I call chance! 1223 01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,080 That's fucking chance! 1224 01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:43,560 The spaghetti bolognese! 1225 01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:48,800 I was wondering, would you mind filming a quick video 1226 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,000 for our publicity? Okay? 1227 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,360 Thank you so much. 1228 01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:17,680 Got it. 1229 01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:18,840 Got it? 1230 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:22,840 Thank you. 1231 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:24,920 Careful, spicy. 1232 01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:26,160 I like spicy. 1233 01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,840 Rare, a pretty girl who likes spicy. 1234 01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:33,440 Enjoy! 1235 01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:42,720 Okay? 1236 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:52,240 Okay? 1237 01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:54,480 It's super spicy. 1238 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,520 Can I get a glass of milk? 1239 01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:58,080 You want some milk? 1240 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,160 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 1241 01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:08,000 Dumb, dumb, dumb! 1242 01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,520 Where've you been? Come on. 1243 01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:34,040 Hi there, Armande! 1244 01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:36,400 Meet my coworker security guards! 1245 01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:38,040 Hi, Armande. 1246 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:40,080 Happy birthday, Carl! 1247 01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:41,880 It was yesterday. 1248 01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,520 My little Armande, you're a beautiful woman. 1249 01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:50,320 I'd never noticed. You were only a tenant. 1250 01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,160 Thanks, that's kind. You're very beautiful too. 1251 01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:56,320 Stop it, I'm an old lady now. 1252 01:05:56,480 --> 01:06:00,400 Love, men, all that, it's in the past. 1253 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,040 Don't say that. 1254 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,480 There are still lots of hunks. 1255 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:07,800 Giorgio helped with the whole buffet. 1256 01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:09,960 Right, Giorgio? 1257 01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:12,560 I didn't do much. 1258 01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:16,080 He's too modest and a great cook. 1259 01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:20,080 It's about to begin. In position! 1260 01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:21,040 What? 1261 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,480 Let's not take all night. 1262 01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:26,960 Be quiet, Laura. 1263 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:29,680 What's going on? 1264 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:33,200 Here we go... 1265 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:35,320 Magnificent. 1266 01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:37,560 Armande Pigeon... 1267 01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:41,000 will you marry me? 1268 01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:45,520 He put on a real spread. 1269 01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:46,640 How come? 1270 01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:49,480 Yes or no answer, please. 1271 01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:53,120 No. 1272 01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:55,040 I told you. 1273 01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:58,680 But you said, I love you. 1274 01:06:58,840 --> 01:06:59,840 I never said that. 1275 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,680 Seriously, I swear, she said, I love you. 1276 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,080 I'm sorry, I don't love you. 1277 01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:07,360 I'm so sorry if you thought that. 1278 01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:08,840 I swear, this is weird. 1279 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:09,920 It's horrible. 1280 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:11,960 The worst day of my life. 1281 01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:13,800 Worst ever, for sure. 1282 01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,080 Don't worry, I'll talk to him. 1283 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:18,200 Leave him alone. He's crying! 1284 01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,200 Quit filling your face! 1285 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:22,640 Bitch! 1286 01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:25,760 This is insane, it can't be happening. 1287 01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:26,920 I'll take a walk. 1288 01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:28,120 No, stay here! 1289 01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:29,240 Auntie... 1290 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:31,360 You know Armande's secret? 1291 01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:32,680 What secret? 1292 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:34,400 It's no secret. Laura... 1293 01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:36,200 - Your shoes. - Give those back! 1294 01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:37,440 Hurry up! 1295 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:38,840 Another secret! 1296 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,040 You all drive me nuts. 1297 01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,520 What secret? 1298 01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:44,920 She keeps a bird under her bed. 1299 01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:47,360 A bird? How come, a bird? 1300 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:48,880 It's not true. Please! 1301 01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:50,560 Not just any bird... 1302 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:52,200 A pigeon! 1303 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:56,040 Kill it! 1304 01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,400 You said, I love you! 1305 01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:00,440 You said it! 1306 01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:01,920 I never said that. 1307 01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:03,880 She destroys my home... 1308 01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:09,000 Window open! 1309 01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:13,960 It's over, Armande. 1310 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:16,520 - Pack your stuff and go! - You're mad! 1311 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,760 My clothes! Stop it! 1312 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,560 There'll be none of this. 1313 01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:21,960 Is this a joke? 1314 01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:23,560 You're no longer family! 1315 01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:25,360 Screw your shitty family! 1316 01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:02,000 Thanks, you're a lifesaver. 1317 01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:05,160 Sorry, it's not going to happen. 1318 01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:06,680 How come? 1319 01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:08,680 I talked to my roommates. 1320 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:10,720 They gave me great advice. 1321 01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:12,720 And my mind's made up. 1322 01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:14,440 Can we go inside? I'm cold. 1323 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,080 We're no longer friends. 1324 01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:17,840 Really? 1325 01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:22,800 I don't want you to call me anymore, or text me. 1326 01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:24,560 I don't want you to... 1327 01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:26,800 knock on my door like this. 1328 01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:29,240 Basically, I don't want to see you. 1329 01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:34,520 I caught myself wishing you were dead. 1330 01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:44,960 Okay but... 1331 01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:48,160 - Just tonight. - No, Armande. 1332 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,880 If you want, I'll bring you a flask of coffee. 1333 01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:56,800 A farewell gift! 1334 01:09:58,480 --> 01:09:59,800 Fuck! 1335 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,520 - Want some help? - No! 1336 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:13,520 Wait, Armande! 1337 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:17,720 I forgot to mention, Jibril says you have his cocktail kit. 1338 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:27,200 What? 1339 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:28,280 Water closet! 1340 01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:32,120 What you doing now? 1341 01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:33,480 Party's not over. Yessir! 1342 01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,440 We have work tomorrow. 1343 01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:38,080 Don't miss your stop. 1344 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:39,840 Yessir. 1345 01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:17,200 We're closed, sweetie. 1346 01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:19,720 Is Schlock still here? 1347 01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:22,240 Downstairs, with his brother, cleaning up. 1348 01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:23,840 A crowd in tonight? 1349 01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:25,080 Say yes. 1350 01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:32,200 - Got my cocktail kit? - What you doing here? 1351 01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:33,640 I'm on the streets. 1352 01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:35,640 Nowhere to sleep. 1353 01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:37,400 You got my cocktail kit? 1354 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,480 - What do you want? - My cocktail kit! 1355 01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:42,680 FYI, Zoé dumped me, so I'm in pain, not her. 1356 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:44,640 So don't be mean to me. 1357 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:47,320 I don't give a shit. Not one shit. 1358 01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:49,560 Know what? Zoé cheated on you. 1359 01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:51,280 What? 1360 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:53,920 Did you know? 1361 01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:54,960 What? 1362 01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:56,440 - Twice. - Stop it. 1363 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,320 Can we talk in private? Please. 1364 01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:00,600 You betrayed me. 1365 01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:03,280 I apologize. You're my best friend. 1366 01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:05,480 - Trying to manipulate me again. - No. 1367 01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:06,800 I'm angry, Armande! 1368 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:09,360 Bad vibe. It's a comedy club. Crack jokes. 1369 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,480 Why are you saying this? 1370 01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:15,080 Because I'm... 1371 01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,360 a bit confused and because... 1372 01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:22,160 I'm in love with you. 1373 01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:25,960 If you can make me laugh, 1374 01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:28,520 I'll forget the cocktail kit. We're quits. 1375 01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:29,880 - Jibril... - Shut it! 1376 01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:31,960 Where's my damn cocktail kit? 1377 01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:34,280 - You want to know? - Yes, I do. 1378 01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:35,480 Really? 1379 01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:37,040 Yes, I want to know. 1380 01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:40,760 Okay, I'll tell you. 1381 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:49,520 Good evening. 1382 01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:57,040 The other day... 1383 01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:59,120 I was flat broke. 1384 01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,400 Then, like a heaven-sent gift, 1385 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:07,880 a friend gave me a cocktail kit to give back to her ex. 1386 01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:10,040 Basically, he'd just left her. 1387 01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:11,960 Hold on, she left me. 1388 01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:14,200 - Don't interrupt. - Just saying, she left me. 1389 01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:15,360 So... 1390 01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:16,600 You psycho! 1391 01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:19,760 A step closer, I'll kill you. 1392 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,480 - You're the psycho. - I'll kill you. 1393 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,440 - Schlock, stop her. - Come on! 1394 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:24,960 Everybody, calm down! 1395 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:30,800 Your cash and I'll go. 1396 01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:34,040 Are you for real? 1397 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:35,840 Give me cash and I'll go. 1398 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,280 It's nothing serious. 1399 01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:45,720 Just a flesh wound. 1400 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,920 You don't decide if I'm hurt! 1401 01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:49,200 It hurts! 1402 01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:51,520 I can fix it somehow. 1403 01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:52,920 Armande, get lost! 1404 01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:40,080 Armande, it's Freddy. Not too late? 1405 01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:41,760 Freddy? 1406 01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:44,080 Look, I have good and bad news. 1407 01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:45,800 Bad news is, you blew it. 1408 01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:47,600 Can I crash at yours? 1409 01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:52,480 Tricky. If you'd said, I'd have made arrangements. 1410 01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:53,680 Who is it? 1411 01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:54,840 Talent. 1412 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,280 Good news is you're dating? 1413 01:14:56,440 --> 01:15:00,000 No, not even close, not at all. I got you an audition. 1414 01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:03,640 A director saw your photo on the site. He wants to see you tomorrow. 1415 01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:06,360 I'll text you the details. 1416 01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:10,040 Sorry, can you get me a glass of water? 1417 01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:12,800 - What? - Water. And whatever you want. 1418 01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:14,800 It's about work. 1419 01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:25,880 You still there? 1420 01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:27,360 Yes. 1421 01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:29,440 I still have feelings for you. 1422 01:17:57,520 --> 01:17:59,560 Excuse me, up there for the audition? 1423 01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:02,360 Can't you see it's terrible timing? 1424 01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:19,240 Armande Pigeon for the audition. 1425 01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:24,160 It's open, Armande. 1426 01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:31,280 Hello. 1427 01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:33,240 I'm gone. 1428 01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:35,680 Sorry, I had no way to reach you. 1429 01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:38,520 - Sorry. - It's a trap to abduct me? 1430 01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:40,840 I had no time to tidy up. 1431 01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:45,920 What do you want? 1432 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,120 Won't you sit down? 1433 01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:53,120 Have a drink? Coke? 1434 01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:55,200 Ronnie, tell me. 1435 01:18:58,320 --> 01:18:59,600 I don't know... 1436 01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:02,360 You okay? 1437 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:04,440 I mean, all good? 1438 01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:06,760 What's going on? Why get me here? 1439 01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:08,320 Actually... 1440 01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:13,720 Basically, it's simple. 1441 01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:18,040 I'm mad about you. 1442 01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:25,120 I know it sounds weird but I don't want a life of regrets, 1443 01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:27,240 not saying I really like you. 1444 01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:30,360 I really like you. 1445 01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:34,360 There. 1446 01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:39,440 Go now if you want, this is awkward. 1447 01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:49,280 I have good and bad news for you. 1448 01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:52,560 Which first? 1449 01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:55,040 Good? 1450 01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:21,720 Shit. When I get emotional... 1451 01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:23,520 No worries. 1452 01:20:24,480 --> 01:20:26,280 I'll grab some tissues, all right? 1453 01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:27,960 Won't be a minute. 1454 01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:37,920 Two minutes! 1455 01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:40,520 I'll be two minutes. 1456 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:53,720 Put some music on, if you want. 1457 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:57,840 All good? 1458 01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:59,200 Yeah, yeah. 1459 01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:35,840 What's the bad news? 1460 01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:04,200 What are you doing here? 1461 01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:05,240 No time! 1462 01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:07,080 Have you got my knife? 1463 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:10,320 - No, I don't. - I can't find it since we last met. 1464 01:23:10,480 --> 01:23:11,880 I swear I don't have it. 1465 01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:13,640 - Don't lie! Open your bag. - Let go! 1466 01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:16,000 Cut this out. Give me back my money! 1467 01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:17,000 Money? 1468 01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:18,840 - Let go! - Give it back! 1469 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:20,280 Give me the money. 1470 01:23:20,440 --> 01:23:21,680 Back up! 1471 01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:23,720 Both of you, back up. 1472 01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:25,960 - Let go. - I knew you had my knife. 1473 01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:27,400 You're a dirty thief! 1474 01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:29,040 Are you nuts? 1475 01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:30,600 Let go of that! 1476 01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:32,840 Stop, Armande. I love you! 1477 01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:37,560 Move! 1478 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:39,720 It's my money! 1479 01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:48,200 Give me back my money! 1480 01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:49,480 I'm rich! 1481 01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:07,840 HEADS OR FAILS 94240

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