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Tracy!
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Mummy had an accident. She's gone.
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Oh, Ruby.
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Tracy. Her name's Tracy.
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It's called... Islam Dunk,
about two Muslim brothers
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who love basketball
and become drug dealers.
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Hello! Remember me?
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- Zu.
- Zu.
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- Is Zein here?
- No.
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It's kind of important.
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I am going to call her Ruby.
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- (DOOR HANDLE RATTLING)
- NANCY: Bawbaw.
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- The door's locked.
- I'm on the toilet.
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(KNOCKING)
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Bawbaw, I need my brush.
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- Go away, I'm on the toilet.
- Please! I'm late for work.
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- I don't care! I'm on the toilet.
- (PHONE RINGING)
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MO: 'Sammie, can you see me?'
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Hey, Bawbaw, can I call you back?
I'm on the toilet.
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'Big deal, I'm on the toilet, too!'
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Well, can we not do this now?
I'll call you back.
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'No, no, no, no.
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'I've got good news and bad news.
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'It's looking like I won't be coming back
to Ireland for a while.'
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- Well, what's the bad news?
- 'Shut up!
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'The good news is Uncle Gamal...'
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- He's not fucking coming here.
- 'Yes, he fucking is!
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'You've no job, no money.
You even had to move house.
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'But Uncle Gamal will help you!
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'He's family
and he loves you and the girls.
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'And he's... in my house anyway.'
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I don't need it.
What do you mean he's in your house?
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'He arrived last night to Dublin.
Sammie, relax.
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'What with your face? Are you peeing?
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- 'Only women sit on toilet to pee!'
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Bawbaw, there's no toilet paper in the
upstairs bathroom, will you give me some?
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MO: 'Sammie!
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'Sammie?'
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- Can I get a capybara?
- I don't know what that is.
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Put on your shoes
and, please, lose the hat. Go, go, go!
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- A capybara's an animal. Boomer!
- LINA: Painkillers, please.
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- You were on good form last night.
- Was I?
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No! No, you weren't.
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You were passed out on the floor like
a sailor and you broke the bathroom door.
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(SIGHS) Bawbaw, please can you call in
sick for me at work?
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- I'm dying.
- No.
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- (DOORBELL)
- That's Mark. Someone get that.
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- Where's my other shoe, Bawbaw?
- Get the door!
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SAM: Get the door! OK, look...
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- It's not on, Lina. It's unacceptable.
- (FRONT DOOR OPENS)
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- Assalamu alaykum, Amins.
- Ah, great, it's Harry-no-Styles!
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- Alaykum assalam, Mark. And ignore her.
- Hey, Mark.
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Oh, you've got your ear pierced.
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It's just another clip-on.
My mum made it for me.
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Just testing it out
before I go under the knife.
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"Under the knife"? Make him go away.
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Can I get a capybara, please?
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Oh, that's illegal. They're friendly,
but don't make very good pets.
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They live in South America and get
depressed when they're taken away
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- from their natural environment.
- Aw, that answers that.
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You don't want to depress the poor little
South American rat thing.
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- Follow me. Come on!
- (DOORBELL)
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Let's go, let's go.
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Oh, hey, Zu. Er...
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- (BABY GRIZZLES)
- Get in.
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- I'm sorry, we're running so late here.
- No problems. Me too. Hold.
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- Oh, hey you.
- OK, so, see you in three days.
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I put this for today in your bag
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and the rest of the milk,
I'll put in freezer.
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- What... What are you talking about?
- I'll be back in three days.
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Sam, I fucking telling him
I was going back to work today.
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- I warned him.
- Zein?
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No, the holy spirit who impregnated me(!)
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- Yes, Zein. Dog.
- Zu, whoa, whoa. Just stop, OK?
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I... I love her, but I can't take Ruby
for three days, OK?
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- I've got my own kids.
- Mm-hm. Well, OK.
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We work better days next month.
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- Shoo.
- Next month?
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No, no, wait. Stop, stop, stop.
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I'm way too busy today.
Nancy's starting flipping Third Class.
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I've got a job interview,
so I would take Ruby, but I can't.
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I can't... I'm sorry, I won't.
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Say "capybara".
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- NANCY: "Capybara..."
- Come on, Zein. Come on!
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- (PHONE BEEPS)
- NANCY: You're so cute.
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Can't believe Ruby's going
to live with us, Bawbaw.
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I know, right?
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- It's unbelievable.
- 'This is Zein. You know what to do.'
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Zein, Zu's dumped Ruby on me and I've got
a job interview later. Call me!
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- Take that off. Ms Sink warned you.
- No.
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- What do you mean "no"? Take it off.
- Good morning.
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Hi, hello. Hi.
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Um... Sorry, we're very late
and I'm looking for Ms Sink's class, 3B.
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Yes, I'm Miss Malone. I'm taking over
from Ms Sink while she's on sabbatical.
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- Sabbatical?
- Yeah, she got married.
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Seriously?
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- Yeah, she got married.
- But how...?
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- I mean, to who?
- Well, I wouldn't know him.
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- Him? Really?
- No big deal but hi, I'm Nancy.
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- Hi, Nancy.
- Sorry, I meant to ask...
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Hypothetically, if you, er...
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If you had a student who maybe thought
they were, like, I don't know,
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an elf, maybe...,
would that be an issue?
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- Hypothetically?
- Nancy, come here, pet.
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How many of you children
are Christmas elves?
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CHILDREN: Me! Me!
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- CHILD: Me!
- Take your coat off.
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It's not that that concerns me,
it's the one shoe.
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- I'll drop that in so.
- OK.
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Thanks, Miss Malone.
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I'm going to text Sharon. I'm so sick!
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I wouldn't text her, she hates that.
Call her.
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(GROANS)
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'Hi, this is Sharon.
I can't get to the phone.
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'Leave your name and number
after the tone.'
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- (BEEP)
- (WEAKLY) Hi, Sharon, it's Lina...
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Shit!
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Answer.
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- (WEAKLY) Hello?
- (SNIGGERS)
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Oh, hi, Sharon.
I think I have food poisoning.
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Yeah.
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I'm so sorry. Thank you.
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Bye.
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- (LAUGHING)
- Piss off!
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Oh, my heart.
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TARA: At least Sharon was cool.
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Not Larry, the Womb Raider!
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He's such a dick!
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Tomb Raider, you dope! Not Womb Raider.
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His name is Larry Croft,
that's why they call him...
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No, you, you thick!
They call him the Womb Raider
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because his name's Larry Croft
and he's got a big willy!
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Sure, he slept with Yvonne!
Or remember Maria?
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Where? How?
He works with his wife, for God's sake.
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Sharon hasn't a clue.
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He shags them all down in the cellar
because she's afraid of spiders.
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- She should be afraid of daddy long-leg!
- (LAUGHS)
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BOTH: What a dick!
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(BEEP) 'Message saved.'
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- I can't lose my job, Lina!
- Well, I can't go in now.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Wait, Sharon's PIN on everything is 5050.
Just go in, grab her phone and delete it.
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Trust me!
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- Go! Go!
- (SCREAMS)
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Uncle, come on.
You've got water everywhere.
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- Please don't slip.
- I have to have a yellow sticker.
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If you even come one hour later,
everything is gone.
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All the bloody hipsters take everything!
(LOUDLY) Ah! Looky, looky!
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Lamb stir-fry, Euro 1.27.
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- One... Ow! 1.27!
- (WHISPERS) Please stop shouting.
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(LOUDLY) What are you saying?
I can't hear you. My ear are blocked!
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- Stop shouting. Stop shouting!
- (RUBY GRIZZLING)
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You are so tight, my dear.
You are so tight!
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Come on, relax, relax, habibi.
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Look, we're very impressed
with your bargain beef stroganoff,
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but what are we going to do about her?
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- Huh?
- Sammie, Allah says family is gift.
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You have to protect and cherish
each and every one of them.
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When is your brother
gonna marry this girl, anyway,
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- and give us a day out?
- Never!
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Why are all men in our family cursed?
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What does God want from us?
A wing of bird?
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He's got two there,
if he eats them before the weekend.
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- Sammie Amin I'm here to help you.
- Zein. Zein is the one who needs help.
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Why am I the one walking round with
a bag full of Croatian breast milk, huh?
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Well, he's working.
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He's only doing that shitty play so he
won't be here to take care of his child.
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I am pitching today.
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- I am this close to selling my script.
- Habibi.
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- You want to help?
- Of course.
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OK, collect Nancy at three
and keep an eye on this one later.
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- Nancy at three and this one later.
- I've got to go.
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Ma'a al-salama, habibi.
(EXCHANGE GOODBYES IN ARABIC)
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- Ma'a al-salama.
- Take care. Ma'a al-salama, habibi.
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- Sorry.
- Thank you.
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(GAMAL LAUGHING)
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Everything is gone!
No munchies for you today.
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(SPEAKING IN ARABIC)
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Ma'a al-salama, ma'a al-salama,
ma'a al-salama. (LAUGHS) Bloody hipster!
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- (GROANING)
- Are you OK?
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- Let me help you up.
- It's OK, thank you. Thank you very much.
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Somebody make a mess here.
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It's very dangerous actually.
Maybe you clean it up. Thank you.
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CORMAC: "Paronychia",
yeah, that's got to be it.
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That's very sore. Very.
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Quit biting your nails, ya eejit!
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Big baby.
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I was in the shops and... it dawned on me.
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- I'm sorry, son, but...
- You forgot my fish fingers.
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Again. Like how?
I text you and everything.
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Why would I ask you
to meet me here urgently
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- to tell you I forgot your fish fingers?
- The guilt.
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I got your feckin' fish fingers.
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I think you should move out, Cormac.
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Since you and Sinead...
Well, love, you're 42. 42!
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- OK, I'll stop eating them, then.
- Forget the fish fingers!
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You need to move out.
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Live! Sitting there gawking at me!
You need to start your own life.
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OK, well, that's big because you just sit
there day and night reading RIP.ie.
201
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Well, sadly, that is all that's left
for me, watching everyone I know die.
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You came home after Sinead.
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You won't stop talking about Sinead today!
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Because it was 12 years ago.
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Son, try something new.
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Have a fling, or go on holiday.
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All you ever talk about is Everton
and being an accountant.
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Sorry, what was that?
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- Who is that?
- It's no one.
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- Does he know you're a single mother?
- Forget Stephen.
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- Stephen?
- Stop changing the subject.
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It is weird, sitting at home
with your mammy like a child.
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I'm not a child, I'm a man.
I'm a money man, I'm an accountant.
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But I'll quit.
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And I'll leave.
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And I'll go far away.
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Child? I'll show you!
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- What can I get you?
- Just a strawberry milkshake, please.
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- To go.
- Whipped cream and sprinkles?
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- Aw, Bawbaw's great.
- Shut up, Mark, or I'll choke you!
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OK. Oh, yeah, then...
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Mr Miyagi says,
"Close your eyes, Daniel son."
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Mark, I'm never watching Karate Kid.
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- But it's brilliant!
- Never. Ever.
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Hey, Layla. Loved your essay, Marky.
Congrats on coming out.
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- Good on ya.
- Thanks.
227
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I had to come out. It was double English.
228
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,840
I think Lewis is saying you're gay.
229
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,480
I don't think he is.
230
00:13:45,481 --> 00:13:47,759
I think he might have thought
your story of a house
231
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:51,400
with a locked door you were scared to open
was like a metaphor, maybe?
232
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,320
Hi, I'm Youssef, by the way.
233
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- Hey, I'm Layla.
- She's Muslim.
234
00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:01,520
I see that. Me too.
And you're...?
235
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:05,560
He's Mark, and B12 deficient,
hence his slow brain activity.
236
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,320
The gum! Please, Tara.
237
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,200
Sorry, Sharon.
238
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,880
Watch here quickly. Need a pee.
239
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,640
(PHONE RINGING)
240
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,200
Hand me that, would you, Tara?
241
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,320
James, you prick,
where's my fucking salmon?
242
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:46,240
Fuck my life, Lina! I can't get at it!
243
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,250
It's always at the till,
but she's glued to the front desk.
244
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,320
She's a bladder like a camel.
245
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:55,240
You need to come down here and help me
distract her so I can grab it. Like now.
246
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,000
I'll light a candle for you.
247
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,960
SAM: Where's your sock, Ruby?
248
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,760
How can you lose one sock?
249
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,680
How can I be angry at you?
250
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,120
I couldn't.
Do you want some of Mummy's milk?
251
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,680
Yum-yum, I'll get it from my bag for you.
252
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Yeah!
253
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,440
CORMAC: Ask me, pal, go on.
254
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,560
Why do you insist on using the back door?
255
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,960
Not about that. Ask me about
my suitca... Never mind.
256
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,920
I'm homeless, Sammie, abandoned!
Homeless.
257
00:16:04,921 --> 00:16:07,959
- What are you on about now?
- Ma, she's kicked me out, just like that.
258
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,479
Think she's got a fella, I'm sure of it.
Why is Ruby here?
259
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:14,040
- Because my brother's a piece of...
- Relax, pal, relax.
260
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,170
Look, why don't I put my bag away
and make us a nice cup of tea?
261
00:16:17,171 --> 00:16:19,679
- Come again?
- I'm homeless, where else am I going?
262
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,359
- There's no room for you here.
- You've got a nice double bed.
263
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,079
- You're not staying in my bed.
- I'll pay rent, I'll help you.
264
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,120
Why does everyone keep saying that to me?
265
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:30,160
You need the money.
I'm independently wealthy.
266
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,320
It'd be like Indecent Proposal,
only decent.
267
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:36,520
- (RUBY GURGLES)
- What the fuck are you talking about?
268
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,160
I'm not sleeping with a man in my bed, OK?
269
00:16:39,161 --> 00:16:41,799
- You sound a little homophobic, Sammie.
- NANCY: We're home!
270
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,639
You Arabs don't have the best reputation
with the gays so, you know,
271
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,560
- break the cycle, pal.
- SAM: You're not staying here.
272
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,880
I'm already looking after one baby.
And what are you doing?
273
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:56,240
What do you mean? I can't hear anything
and olive oil helps me loosen it.
274
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,000
Are you going on holiday?
275
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,760
Kinda. I'm... moving in!
276
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,720
- Yay! Do you want to get a capybara?
- Oh, yeah.
277
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:08,120
- Definitely. I'll make a call.
- It's a good idea that he's moving in.
278
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,400
He can help us with the rent.
279
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,760
Take my olive oil out of your ear!
280
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,120
He's not moving in.
He's not moving in.
281
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,080
No one else is moving in, actually.
282
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,320
I'm going out.
283
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,080
Feed her in 30 minutes, right?
284
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,200
Oh, no one call me.
285
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,320
No one!
286
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,640
- No!
- No.
287
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,800
(TOY SQUEAKS)
288
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,880
No, you're the drama student, OK?
289
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,470
You make the distraction
and I'll grab the phone.
290
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,679
OK, whatever, I'll make the distraction,
but just make it fast.
291
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,390
- We won't have long.
- You'd better not be buying drugs.
292
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,240
Lina, Christ!
293
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,160
- You look awful.
- No...
294
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:05,320
I'm much better, and the show must go on.
I'll get my apron.
295
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,920
(SNIFFING)
296
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,240
- (PHONE RINGING)
- Oh, please, if you, um...
297
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:20,960
- That's fine. So sorry. Please go on.
- OK.
298
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,760
I've got you all to myself.
299
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:27,360
To answer your question, and if I'm being
a hundred percent honest...
300
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:31,320
my only concern is whether
you can commit to all the rewrites
301
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,520
and the demands of a major streamer -
it really can be...
302
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,840
I can, Chloe. Really, I can.
303
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:41,760
I would love the exposure
of working with a producer like you.
304
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:45,520
Oh, God, I always make bad decisions
when it comes to older men.
305
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,360
So, get the fuck over here, you!
306
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:53,880
But to be serious, I would like to bring
you on board with Grand Pictures,
307
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,600
put you across a few different projects.
308
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,720
Just let's get to know each other.
Let's see how you work.
309
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,200
- That's great.
- Oh, great.
310
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,080
And then Islam Dunk?
311
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,200
I mean, it's good,
but it still does need work, Sam,
312
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:12,440
and I am worried that you won't be able
to finish what we both start, you know.
313
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,160
You've got such a huge family
and you're a single dad.
314
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,260
They're fine, really. They're no bother.
315
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,800
- Hm...
- (KNOCKING)
316
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,920
- Do you know them?
- No.
317
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,240
Must be refugees.
318
00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:32,599
It's a global problem, really. It's not
even an Irish thing any more. It's so sad.
319
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,640
- I wouldn't look at them.
- (KNOCKING)
320
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,880
Oh, my God! That old one has a baby.
321
00:19:38,881 --> 00:19:42,719
- Looks like he needs food or something.
- No, they don't.
322
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,880
- So, when would I start?
- Well, whenever you're ready.
323
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,520
So, maybe...
324
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,680
- (RUBY CRYING)
- GAMAL: Sammie!
325
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,000
Sammie.
326
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,840
I think that one knows you.
327
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:58,320
I'm sorry, elderly homeless foreign man,
I'm in a very important meeting right now.
328
00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:00,759
- Where's the milk of the titty?
- Milk of the titty?
329
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,760
Milk of the titty. Really?!
330
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,410
- Where's the milk of the titty?
- Stop saying titty. Stop!
331
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,840
- Stop!
- OK.
332
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,560
- Give me her.
- Here's the baby.
333
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,480
- There was milk in the...
- Sorry.
334
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,160
There was milk in the freezer.
335
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,040
- Imshi!
- OK, yes.
336
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,170
LINA: It's not good enough!
Let's see what everyone thinks.
337
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,720
- SHARON: Lina, stop, please!
- Ask them, Sharon.
338
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,280
SHARON: Excuse me, everyone.
339
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,760
1.1 million tonnes of food waste
in this country every year.
340
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:32,760
So many people would be grateful
for leftovers from this restaurant.
341
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:36,920
- We donate leftovers every night, Lina.
- LINA: But do we?
342
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,230
Mentally, what are we leaving
on the table?
343
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,040
(MURMURS OF AGREEMENT)
344
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:49,800
It's hard for me to admit, but my family
lived on leftovers from places like this
345
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,880
for so long after my mum died.
346
00:20:51,881 --> 00:20:54,799
- (GAMAL AND CORMAC VOICE AGREEMENT)
- Hi, Bawbaw.
347
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,840
- Hi.
- So... thank you, everyone.
348
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:03,520
And thank you, Sharon, for everything you
do for my family and families like mine.
349
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,520
GAMAL/CORMAC: Inshallah!
350
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,280
Alhamdulillah! Inshallah!
351
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,520
- So, any questions for me?
- Not right now.
352
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:21,480
CORMAC: Miguel! Miguel, amigo. I'm ringing
about what we talked about earlier.
353
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,320
No, no, no.
354
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,560
Two months? It's for my niece, pal.
355
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:31,440
Come on, Miguel. Are you Mexi-can
or are you Mexi-can't?
356
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:37,680
- I'm getting a capybara sorted for Nancy.
- No, you're not. Tell me you're joking.
357
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,440
- Tell him "no".
- Actually, do you know what, Miguel?
358
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,160
Leave it.
359
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,360
"Vanilla Isis" here is having a freak-out.
360
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,680
Yeah, yeah. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Laters, amigo.
361
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,200
Are you all right?
362
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,150
You're actually asking
some Mexican lad called Miguel
363
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,400
to smuggle your niece an illegal animal?
364
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:03,200
Well, that's not even his real name.
I don't even know what his name is.
365
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,570
I don't even think he's Mexican.
I think he's Peruvian, from Peru.
366
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,640
- Or one of them ones down there.
- Wow. Sure it's all the same, right(!)
367
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,600
Cormac, move.
368
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,440
(BEEP)
369
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,760
'Bluetooth connected.'
370
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,400
(KEYBOARD TYPING)
371
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,720
What's that noise?
372
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,000
- Sam? Sam?
- (TYPING CONTINUING)
373
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,520
- Sam?
- It's typing ASMR, OK?
374
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,920
Like the sound of someone typing?
375
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,440
That's very nerdy, Sam,
and I'm an accountant.
376
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,600
I know you're an accountant!
That's all you say. "I'm an accountant!"
377
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,590
- (TYPING CONTINUING)
- CORMAC: Wow.
378
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,320
Tracy used to work in bed.
379
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,400
She'd be tap-tap-tapping away.
It used to drive me batshit.
380
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,240
It's weird what you miss.
381
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,560
Is this it for me, Cormac?
382
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,280
Alone with you there, spooning me?
383
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,840
CORMAC: You'll meet someone soon, pal.
Trust me, Cupid's got his eye on you.
384
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,680
- I just feel...
- (SNORING)
385
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,280
(TYPING CONTINUING)
386
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,880
(SNORING)
387
00:23:26,930 --> 00:23:31,480
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