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Oh, my God.

Did you see what Miss Green was wearing today?

Yeah.

Like, what the hell?

I think everyone at the school is making fun of her.

I think she's jealous of you. She might be. Yeah. I get those vibes for sure. I

mean, you're younger, prettier, so you can get all the dudes in school. Like,

come on now. I mean, you've worked with all the boys in school. You know that

she wishes she was in high school.

Oh gosh, I can't even with old people.

I really don't feel like studying right now. I don't want to do the homework for

her class.

I don't either. Should we just skip it and go to the mall?

Of course.

Yes. But I don't really have any money right now.

I felt that.

Oh, I got an idea.

I get to call my mom.

Okay. See what's going on.

Hey, mom.

Hey, I'm calling real quick just to see if you can give me an advance on my

allowance.

Me and Serena want to go to the mall.

No,

I haven't done that.

No, I haven't done the dishes either. Oh, my God.

I can do that later when I come home.

Are you serious right now?

On a Friday?

Whatever. Okay.

She's such a bitch.

She said no.

Yeah, tell me about it. My mom won't give me any more money because I came

past curfew the other day.

What is up with these moms?

Like, what are we going to do?

I feel like you were not going to come home.

I came home eventually.

Like, literally.

They're just all up in our girl. Maybe they're jealous of us, too.

That's true. I mean...

We are the most popular girls in school.

And the hottest, too.

For real. I mean, their lives revolve around us.

But I really wanted a new outfit. What are we going to do?

I don't know.

But we need to figure it out quick.

I know what we're going to do.

I'm already one step ahead of you.

Hey, nerd!

Get in here!

Losers! Hello?

Give us a little respect.

Come over here now.

What's the problem, dude?

What's with me, though? Hello, we called you the first time. You need to come.

Yeah, you can ask him tonight, sir.

What are you wearing?

Come on, now.

School uniform.

I meant the suspenders.

So, basically, we're going to the mall and we need your lunch money.

We're gonna go to the comic store. Why would I do that when you spend all of

your money? Because I need it.

Okay, well I need it for books.

Well, I need it for clothes.

We need it for comics. We're literally going to comic stores.

This is why you don't have a girlfriend.

This is why you don't have a girlfriend. We don't need a girlfriend.

We got comic books.

comic books video games we're living the best life so are you gonna give us the

money or not no no why would we give you money they're gonna make us do what we

have to do oh I know what's that supposed to mean ready turn around what

are you doing what are you doing

Okay, all right, all right, all right. You can have it. You're going to give

Yes, yes, yes. Just take it. It's my front pocket. It's my front pocket.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Do you have a boner?

No. You have a boner. Oh, my God.

That's true. You two are pervs. Why would I have a boner? Sick.

Why are we weird?

Oh, my God. And you didn't want to give us your money. Now I know why.

For real. You filled us up. If you tell Mom about this, I'm definitely telling

the whole school you jacked off to me. What?

That goes for you, too.

That's a lie, though.

We could literally lose our scholarships for that. Everything we have going on,

y 'all can literally fuck it all up. Well, that's what y 'all get.

Why would y 'all do that? Why do y 'all hate us for being smarter than you?

That's not why we hate you. No, for real.

We hate you because you're nerds. And lizards. And birds. I can't believe it.

You're so gross.

Nobody had a boner.

Literally.

Let's get away from these two. Yeah, let's go to the mall.

And maybe you can give us more money later.

Or I'm definitely telling. For real.

Bicycle.

I'm hiding my money from her.

What the fuck?

What the fuck was that?

We just got jaguars as a pro.

Yeah, I know.

What the fuck are we going to do now? We can't go to the comic store.

I don't know, but I ain't going to lie. It's just kind of hot.

Especially when she's mean.

Come on, man. She's mean to us all the time.

I know, but...

something about her taking our money this time was pretty fucking hot.

I mean, I guess, yeah, I guess you're kind of right.

But, uh, still bullshit though, honestly.

We can't even go to the comic book store now.

No. But you know what we can do?

What's that? Go play some video games.

Dude, I'm into that.

Alright, let's get it.

Might as well. Maybe they'll fucking bring us some of it back.

Not for real. Yeah, right.

Oh, my gosh.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

James is, like, just super excited about this school trip. He booked a room.

Yeah, Mark did the same.

But what are you worried about?

Aren't you excited to have sex with him for the first time?

I mean, of course I am. But, like, I told him I wasn't a virgin. And, like,

if he notices it?

Oh, yeah, shit.

I forgot about that story we told everyone.

I know. We're like amazing storytellers. I'm sure.

But like, why did we have to tell everybody in school that we lost our

virginities together with some hot dudes from Alaska?

I mean, it's insanely hot.

And that's why we're the most popular girls in school.

True. So we can't back down now. I mean, what if the guys realize we're sucky at

sex?

We... I don't know, we might need some practice.

I think we do need a little bit of practice.

You know, our story has us, like, has me feeling hot.

What? Like, what if we practice on each other?

On each other?

Yeah, we're like best friends. Who would, who would know? I mean... True.

We could practice, like...

Kissing? I mean, we haven't even done that.

I mean, yeah, we can start with kissing and maybe lead up to something else.

You're crazy.

A little bit. That's a good idea. Come on now.

I mean... No one's gonna know.

I want to know more.

If you don't.

Well, okay.

Yeah.

Like that?

Pretty nice.

Wow, you're pretty good.

You're a good kisser.

You're so hot.

Should we try maybe some tongue?

Yeah.

If you want to.

It tastes so good. So do you.

Can I cut this off for you?

There it goes.

I can't believe we're doing this.

I can't either, but I'm always the one with the good ideas.

That's so cute.

Thank you.

I love your kit.

Thank you.

They're so nice.

Do you think Mark will enjoy them?

I think so.

He loved them actually.

This is pretty fun. Yes.

Have you had an orgasm before?

No. For real?

Yeah, never.

Me either. Should we practice that too?

Or, I mean, we might as well.

I mean, I want to know what it feels like.

I'll do you first.

You know?

Okay.

You really are my craziest friend.

I'm like bestest friend Me

with my wild

ideas, you know

You feel good?

You do feel good.

Oh, my God.

So pretty.

Tastes so good.

Do you have an orgasm?

Yeah, I think so.

Oh my god.

I was with you so much.

How do I feel?

Better than I thought.

I wonder what a dick feels like.

Me too.

Now I'm really curious.

I mean, if this kind of sex is fun.

But who are we going to get to fuck us?

I don't know.

I mean, the guys at school think we're not virgins.

True, and we need to practice for our boyfriends.

This is going to be hard.

I don't know.

Maybe... Oh, no.

Wait.

I got it.

I know who we're going to get to fuck us.

Who?

Our brothers!

What? You're crazy.

But it's like, they're our stepbrothers. Yeah, our loser stepbrothers.

But you'll be fucking my stepbrother, and I'll be fucking your stepbrother, so

everything will be okay. And no one's gonna know.

Well, I guess your brother is a little cooler than mine.

Ew.

I want my brother to be naked.

Don't worry, I got you.

I'll have that handled.

What? We're gonna have the lights on them.

You really are crazy.

I mean, they're so stupid. They'll go through with anything we say.

Wait, are they home now?

I think so.

You can go check.

I guess we'll ambush them.

Let's go. You lead the way.

You ain't got shit on you, bro.

Fuck with that. You are trash.

Shit. I'm hanging right now.

Get fucked.

Ah, bro. You can't be losing them locks, bro.

No, bro.

Come on, quick.

Come on, bro.

Hey, bro. Get out of here. Why are you over here cheating, bro?

I'm not. You're cheating.

You're just mad because you're hot.

No, you're mad because I'm better than you.

Okay, okay.

Just kidding.

No, come on. I got you.

Oh shit.

Oh, come on now.

Come on now, you're starting all that shit now. Where you at?

What the fuck? What the hell?

Don't take off that blindfold.

What the hell is wrong with you guys?

Stop, stop, stop. Jesus.

What are you guys doing?

You'll find out. No, no, no. I think you know.

You got hard, your dirty little secret yesterday.

That's not even true.

Like, literally.

We were about to go to the comic book store.

God, bro.

What's going on? This is fucking... Come on, so dare that.

Stand up.

Fuck. Okay, okay, all right, all right. Okay,

what?

I can't see shit. I can't see shit either.

They're hard.

Again? Mm -hmm.

Whoa, what are y 'all doing? What are you doing? Stop.

Don't chill. I don't want to chill out.

You take my money. What are you doing?

I mean, you're the one who's hard right now.

I've been crazy.

Come on.

What are they doing? Fuck, I don't know.

What are you guys doing?

Goddamn. Let's see.

Can I take this off now?

Just calm down.

So?

Your brother's actually really hot.

Yeah, yours is too.

Come on, you're blindfolded. You don't even have to think about it.

Think about what? What are y 'all going to do?

Yeah, for real.

Let's do it.

You thought maybe truth would be in order?

More like, you get up and choose, you start lying.

Yeah, we're gonna... We'll start being nice to you if you let us fuck.

Fuck? Fuck.

You know.

Take our virginity?

Yeah.

And we'll be doing you a favor, because we'll be taking your pill.

And we're the most popular girls in the school.

You're taking my pill? I don't know.

Come on, just for that.

Even though we've always done this in the moment.

Jess, relax!

What the fuck? Oh my god, you guys complained way too much. I can't even

down to get my pants up. This is why no girl ever wants to talk to you two.

Literally.

We're stand -up guys.

Jess,

relax! Can I just put these back on, please? Y 'all are playing too much.

No.

Mom can be home any minute, dude.

You guys are so fucking... Fuck

you.

She's touching it right now, bro. I know. What am I supposed to do? Oh,

shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Look at your brother's balls.

Oh, my God. Look at your brother's dick.

Stop looking.

It's already weird enough.

We just needed a little bit of practice.

You guys are the only ones around.

All you do is sit around and play video games. This is better, right?

Well, we tried to go to the comic book store.

Oh, we got comic book here.

I'm not even done. I'm open to that.

Go to the comic book when you have my mouth.

Oh, shit.

Your sister's amazing.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Holy shit. Oh,

shit.

My throat feels like... Oh, my God. It's so wet.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

God.

Oh.

Such a cock tease, bro.

Leave me a blue ball. This is fucked up.

Can't be shit. Y 'all got me walking?

Where the fuck are we, yo?

We're here.

Where we at?

Why?

What do y 'all want?

Yeah, for real.

What is it?

So basically, since we've been so mean to you guys, we decided that we wanted

take your virginity.

What? No way. Quit fucking around.

Yeah. And we need practice.

We do need practice. And who's the best dummy? Then you guys.

Oh, yeah. Because you guys spread a rumor.

Yeah.

We're so dumb, right? It's true.

Right? It'll all stay in my diary. Don't worry.

You believe me now?

Yeah, I think so.

That felt good.

What's going on? I don't know.

What are you going to do?

Don't worry.

Ready?

I can't.

Oh, it's so hot.

Time for dinner.

Oh, my

God.

You're too hot, Bessie.

My brother's actually a little good at that.

You look so cute fucking my brother. Don't move a tiny little bit.

Stop looking at my dick.

This is already weird enough.

I'm going to be quiet.

Yeah.

No one's talking to you.

I can't believe we're doing this right now.

I can't believe I'm watching you fuck my brother's dick.

Nothing.

Talking about your cranny dick that we're not choking on. Literally.

I think I like you and your brother's face.

And your brother's tongue feels good.

Yeah, it's choking.

This is so fun.

My brother.

He's so good.

No one's talking to you guys.

Hot.

Are there dicks in it?

Just imagine her voice.

brother chill what the fuck are we supposed to

be doing here just put your dick in

Fucking impossible.

Can I finally take mine off now?

Yeah.

There you go.

I'll throw your balls at my face.

You're getting close to my mouth, brother.

You have it close to this?

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

You just put your dick in my mouth.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness, you guys. I need to navigate better.

Get your face out of my balls.

You got this idea.

Oh,

shit.

Watch your mouth.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

What are you doing? They keep fucking us up.

Fudge!

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Stop.

Oh, my God.

Put that back in there.

Come on now.

Keep your dick out of my mouth.

Keep your mouth off my dick.

Put that back in there.

Thank them.

What are you doing?

Why are you sucking my dick?

Fuck. Oh, my God.

Why are you doing it?

I don't need to.

You can't come on. You can't come on. You can't come on either.

Oh, shit.

It's so good, dude.

Don't judge me, but I want you to fuck me like you fuck her

You don't think that would be a little weird?

No.

Really?

I want to tell mom if you want to tell mom.

I want to tell mom.

Yo,

what the fuck?

What are you doing?

Just go with it, you guys.

Just go with it.

I mean, might as well.

Fuck it.

Yeah?

No.

Bye.

better than yours.

Oh, my goodness.

You're such a good mother.

He's getting back at me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You just live after all, right?

I'm so done.

How's your sister so good?

Come over here.

Come all over my face.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Who's a fucking nerd now?

Still you.

I just came.

So much fun.

I have the best idea.

Do you want to taste?

Yeah.

Your

brother

came alive.

He did.

Look at you.

Do you want to taste?

Tastes so good.

I definitely enjoyed myself.

I think we're ready, but you know what? Fuck our boyfriends.

It's true. We have some new dick now.

We'll fuck our brothers instead.

Thanks for doing this with me. Thank you.

Best friends forever.