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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,600 Thank you, George. That's grumpiest. 2 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,700 So I thought you would enjoy that. 3 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,540 And now I've got another little surprise for you. 4 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:53,500 Oh. Yeah, something rather exciting. 5 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:57,200 Oh, George, every time I make you it's exciting. 6 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:05,140 I must warn you, though, that the place I have in mind is sometimes frequented 7 00:01:05,140 --> 00:01:07,100 by rather unsavory characters. 8 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:09,940 It could get a little rough. 9 00:01:10,510 --> 00:01:12,970 Well, I feel safe with you. 10 00:01:18,610 --> 00:01:19,610 20, man. 11 00:01:37,930 --> 00:01:39,790 Oh, George, you and your surprises. 12 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:46,830 We've 13 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:54,310 got 14 00:01:54,310 --> 00:02:00,990 some more action over here. A cock 15 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,070 -sucking contest. 16 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:03,550 Oh, George. 17 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:09,139 This is my last 42 bucks. I'm telling you, that girl can't do anything. 18 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:12,920 Give me that money. It's going to be a surefire bet. I'll tell you, Clem. 19 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:18,580 Okay, anybody else? You got anybody else? 20 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,200 Aren't you going to bet? 21 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,440 I'm into it purely for the sport. 22 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:24,880 Oh. 23 00:02:25,940 --> 00:02:27,940 Well, I know differently. 24 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:30,940 Okay, anybody else? 25 00:02:31,300 --> 00:02:32,300 Bets are closed. 26 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,160 Bets are closed. Okay, are we ready? 27 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:37,840 My girl ready? 28 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:44,400 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, the money's down, money talks, bullshit walks. 29 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:45,700 Are you ready? 30 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:50,140 On your mark, get set, go! 31 00:02:56,140 --> 00:02:56,800 One 32 00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:04,660 minute, 33 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:05,720 15 seconds. 34 00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:07,150 You're just into it now. 35 00:03:07,950 --> 00:03:08,950 That way. 36 00:03:09,350 --> 00:03:10,390 Good technique. 37 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:11,690 That's the way to work it, Mo. 38 00:03:35,820 --> 00:03:37,100 Okay, then, Colt, do you think she'll do it? 39 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:38,520 I think she'll do it. 40 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:40,180 Come on, baby. 41 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:41,800 Two minutes and 20 seconds. 42 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:43,700 Excellent. Excellent. 43 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,040 See, I told her you were going to win, honey. She came to win. 44 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:55,440 Warning, you mouth. 45 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:57,720 Fuck you, Jeff. 46 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,260 Hey, wait a minute. 47 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,120 What happened? 48 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:04,300 Well, she quit. 49 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:06,680 And now that gentleman's going to have to fork at the fence. 50 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,320 Miles, where the hell are you going? You can't run out on me. 51 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:11,759 She quit. 52 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:12,920 What about my money? 53 00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:14,180 Let go of me. 54 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,080 Shit! 55 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:20,540 God damn it. So what's the big deal? You act as though you think you could do it 56 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:21,540 better. 57 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:22,439 I can. 58 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,440 You know that. 59 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:25,880 Let's see. 60 00:04:26,540 --> 00:04:27,900 Okay, I'll be right back. 61 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Do you need some help? 62 00:04:34,460 --> 00:04:37,240 Are you crazy? Those people in there are ready to take my head off. Yeah, I need 63 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,240 some help. I know. I was one of those people. 64 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:42,440 Well, I mean, the only way anybody's going to help... I know. 65 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,380 Are you serious? I'm serious. 66 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:47,999 You're not joking? 67 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 No. 68 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,000 Last chance to back out. Nope. 69 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:52,280 Let's go. 70 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,680 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, we've got another one of my girls here to finish 71 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,250 job. Hey, that's not the chick we bet on. 72 00:05:04,530 --> 00:05:07,890 What do you mean? Who cares what girl it is? Hey, man, you're talking about 73 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:09,350 money, motherfucker. I'm kicking your ass. 74 00:05:09,670 --> 00:05:12,770 The deal was eight minutes. Now who does it? What's the difference? 75 00:05:13,410 --> 00:05:14,430 I guess none. 76 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,250 Precisely. 77 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,470 All right. Are you ready? 78 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:20,610 On your mark. 79 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:23,090 Get set. 80 00:05:24,130 --> 00:05:25,130 Go! 81 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:28,050 Seven seconds into it, she's making excellent progress. 82 00:05:28,770 --> 00:05:31,730 Will she do it, ladies and germs? I believe so. 83 00:05:47,590 --> 00:05:48,590 Come on, sir. 84 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:49,890 Come on. 85 00:05:51,010 --> 00:05:52,010 Come on, baby. 86 00:05:52,610 --> 00:05:53,610 Come on. 87 00:05:53,850 --> 00:05:56,970 Come on, sir. Come on, sir. 88 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,900 me buy you dinner. Please, please, you gotta let me buy you dinner. 89 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,300 Oh, God, thank you, thank you. 90 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:26,540 Oh, 91 00:07:26,540 --> 00:07:33,900 baby, 92 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,240 you just saved my ass. 93 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:36,460 Thank you. 94 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:38,620 Oh, dear. 95 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:13,290 Cynthia, this is the mouth. 96 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:15,370 What is it? 97 00:08:16,970 --> 00:08:17,970 You're kidding. 98 00:08:18,190 --> 00:08:21,030 I ran out on Jeff and she took over. 99 00:08:22,070 --> 00:08:23,710 So she must be good. 100 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:29,110 I want you to keep an eye on her and Jeff for me. I want to know everything 101 00:08:29,110 --> 00:08:30,110 they're up to. 102 00:08:31,170 --> 00:08:33,390 I don't want anything getting in the way of my comeback. 103 00:08:36,890 --> 00:08:39,830 Sure, sure, sure. I'll send you some money. Just keep an eye on them. 104 00:08:47,150 --> 00:08:48,150 What was that all about? 105 00:08:49,810 --> 00:08:53,970 Well, it seems that there's a newcomer on the West Coast, and she's good. 106 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:58,230 The mouth managed to throw another one of her temper tantrums, and this other 107 00:08:58,230 --> 00:08:59,910 chick just stepped in and took over. 108 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,290 Now Jeff is managing her. 109 00:09:03,290 --> 00:09:05,830 That sounds like trouble. That's all I need, God damn it. 110 00:09:06,270 --> 00:09:10,930 Now look, don't get bent out of shape, Snake. We haven't even seen this new 111 00:09:10,930 --> 00:09:13,690 yet. She's probably just another flash in the pan. 112 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:14,749 Oh, yeah? 113 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:17,750 All I know is no one's going to get in our way of winning that suck -off. And 114 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:20,330 I'm going to do anything I have to do for us to collect that $50 ,000. 115 00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:24,570 Just don't forget that I haven't decided to enter yet. 116 00:09:25,170 --> 00:09:26,170 What kind of talk is that? 117 00:09:26,370 --> 00:09:27,370 What, are you crazy? 118 00:09:28,030 --> 00:09:30,330 Listen, when you're done with your training, you'll be back in your old 119 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:31,530 It'll be a breeze. 120 00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:36,110 You're so sexy when you get angry. 121 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:38,570 Oh, yeah? You like that, huh? 122 00:09:39,610 --> 00:09:40,610 Come here. 123 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:54,070 You know what this means? 124 00:09:54,350 --> 00:09:55,350 Mm -hmm. 125 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:58,990 You're going to fuck me. 126 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:05,330 Touch my chest. Come on, touch it. 127 00:10:07,670 --> 00:10:09,830 It feels good. It feels so good. 128 00:10:11,130 --> 00:10:14,530 I tell you, I want to not fuck you, and I'll just look at you and jerk off. 129 00:10:15,450 --> 00:10:16,450 Mm -mm. 130 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:18,110 You know what? 131 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:48,120 Not yet. 132 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:39,440 Move that ass. 133 00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:41,440 Nice and slow. 134 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,900 Your ass is so great. 135 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,580 Such a great ass. 136 00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:47,530 Cynthia Silkthroat. 137 00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:52,390 I can suck your cock better than it's ever been sucked before. 138 00:15:01,950 --> 00:15:04,990 Show me what a big load you've got for me, Jake. 139 00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:06,310 All of your pussy? 140 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:12,370 Yes, I want to see it. See how much cum you've got to give me, baby. 141 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:16,330 Show me. 142 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,600 See what I mean? There's a lot of money to be made in this business. 143 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,060 A lot of people don't even know it exists. 144 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:20,340 I mean, $50 ,000 is a lot of money, if you ask me. 145 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,120 $50 ,000 for a blowjob? 146 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,300 Not just any blowjob. 147 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,180 Best blowjob in the world. 148 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:33,060 They call it the Super Bowl of Suck -Offs. They hold it each year in Vegas. 149 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:37,540 But this year, the prize is 50 big ones. 150 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:38,860 Winner take all. 151 00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:42,660 God. What I could do with $50 ,000. 152 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,940 Well, that's where I come in. 153 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:50,440 See, you need yourself a grade A manager, like myself. 154 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,920 I get a percentage. 155 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:56,180 You take the prize and all the glory. 156 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,140 It all works out to be a very equitable affair. 157 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,300 Now, the only problem I can see, of course, is Silky. 158 00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:05,140 Silky? 159 00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:06,900 Cynthia Silkthroat. 160 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,700 That's what they call her anyway. 161 00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:11,849 You see, everybody in the business has a name. 162 00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:17,349 She's the East Coast champ. She's retired now, but rumor has it she was 163 00:17:17,349 --> 00:17:20,430 get back in the business when she heard about the prize at the big suck -off. 164 00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:23,450 Well, I'm not worried about her. 165 00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:26,990 You did say I was the best around, didn't you? 166 00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:28,770 That's what I said. 167 00:17:29,990 --> 00:17:30,990 Then it's a deal? 168 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:34,750 Yeah. 169 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,430 It's a deal. 170 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,140 I'll call Don Head, the promoter of the sock -off, and tell him. 171 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,020 We got a new entry. 172 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,000 Well, before you do that, there's one thing I want you to know. 173 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:51,000 Even though $50 ,000 sounds great, I'm not doing it for the money. 174 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,180 I'm doing it for the fun. 175 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,400 Hey, baby. 176 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:56,960 Whatever turns you on. 177 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,240 Oh, I think you know what turns me on. 178 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:06,220 How'd you like to see my yellow -billed South African blowfish? 179 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:07,900 You what? 180 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,380 It's a little hobby of mine, if you know what I mean. 181 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,440 Let's go. 182 00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:41,440 My goodness you are one attractive lady 183 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:52,800 Let's 184 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,820 go again 185 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:19,160 i don't think a man could ask for a more attractive partner business or 186 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,160 otherwise 187 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,540 That was the appetizer. 188 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,240 Now for the main course. 189 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,160 Ooooooh. 190 00:23:18,350 --> 00:23:19,350 Bless you. 191 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:17,250 Oh, my God. 192 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,820 Yes, come. 193 00:26:13,770 --> 00:26:15,250 Funny's the best part. 194 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:26,350 You know we're going to have to get you in shape for the big suck -off. 195 00:26:27,030 --> 00:26:29,590 And I was figuring we could make some money while we're at it. 196 00:26:30,450 --> 00:26:31,630 Yeah, what'd you have in mind? 197 00:26:32,670 --> 00:26:37,030 Well, I was thinking we could hit some swingers clubs. There'd be a lot of guys 198 00:26:37,030 --> 00:26:40,530 there for you to practice on, and I'm sure we can make some bucks in the 199 00:26:40,530 --> 00:26:42,890 process. You know, swingers got a lot of cash. 200 00:26:43,890 --> 00:26:47,790 Sounds like a plan to me, but why can't I practice with you? 201 00:26:49,350 --> 00:26:51,910 Tammy, a guy can only do so much. 202 00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:55,390 Anyway. I have to save my energy, too, you know. 203 00:26:56,930 --> 00:26:57,930 All right. 204 00:26:58,690 --> 00:27:01,190 What about a name? You said everybody had a name. 205 00:27:02,150 --> 00:27:03,710 Yeah, you're right. Let's see. 206 00:27:04,830 --> 00:27:06,090 I'm going to go with Tammy. 207 00:27:07,370 --> 00:27:08,370 Tammy Terrific? 208 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:10,210 No. 209 00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:11,890 Terrible Tammy? 210 00:27:12,270 --> 00:27:13,270 No. 211 00:27:14,970 --> 00:27:16,070 Tammy the Tongue. 212 00:27:16,310 --> 00:27:17,770 That's great. I love it. 213 00:27:18,310 --> 00:27:19,310 That's it. 214 00:27:21,690 --> 00:27:22,690 That's a keeper. 215 00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:30,430 One, two, three, four. 216 00:27:30,790 --> 00:27:31,790 Come on. 217 00:27:31,830 --> 00:27:34,510 Harder. Two, three, four. 218 00:27:34,770 --> 00:27:39,390 Cammy, cock sucking is an art. To be a good cock sucker, you've got to size up 219 00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:40,390 your opponent. 220 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:44,510 Study your victim. Know what he likes and learn what it takes. Let him know 221 00:27:44,510 --> 00:27:46,110 who's in control. 222 00:27:46,910 --> 00:27:47,910 Come on, champ. 223 00:27:48,090 --> 00:27:49,530 You're not working hard enough. 224 00:27:49,910 --> 00:27:51,510 You've got to pay the price. 225 00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:53,370 You've got to pay the price. 226 00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:59,580 Tammy, always remember the head, for it is the key to success. 227 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,160 Remember the head, and you'll be a winner. 228 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,440 One, two, three, four. 229 00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:07,859 Come on. 230 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:10,420 Harder. Two, three, four. 231 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:12,340 One. Come on, champ. 232 00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:13,620 Let's work. 233 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,160 Come on. You really got to work. 234 00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:18,520 The only way you'll get to the top is putting in that extra effort. 235 00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:21,180 That's fun. Now let's see some of that tongue. 236 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,980 Let's see some of that tongue there. 237 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,520 That's the way. 238 00:28:24,860 --> 00:28:27,260 That's what's going to bring us right to the top. Excellent. 239 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,820 Come on. Come on, champ. 240 00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:30,020 Let's get serious. 241 00:28:30,420 --> 00:28:32,800 If you want to be the best, you're going to have to work the hardest. 242 00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:37,060 Everybody knows the road to victory is paved with hard work. Now, come on. 243 00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:38,060 get serious. 244 00:28:38,940 --> 00:28:41,180 Did he cut the list? You're great, Ed. 245 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:49,020 Two minutes, 20 seconds. 246 00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:52,120 Let your tongue do the work. 247 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,580 Three minutes, 31 seconds. 248 00:28:56,980 --> 00:28:57,980 Litter. 249 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,680 Ooh, that's it. 250 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,580 Come on, champ. 251 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:07,700 Everybody knows it's no pain, no game in this business. This isn't child's play. 252 00:29:07,820 --> 00:29:09,080 This is for the championship. 253 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,320 Come on. 254 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:28,100 Good. Good. 255 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,280 That's the form. 256 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,560 That's it. That's what's going to bring us to the top. 257 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:34,760 Come on, champ. 258 00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:41,780 Excellent. 259 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,080 Flash in the pan, huh? 260 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:22,220 Next thing you know, she'll be on the cover of Time magazine. 261 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,640 Oh, Jake. 262 00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:38,300 Who are you calling? 263 00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:40,700 Don. 264 00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:47,750 Hello, Don? 265 00:30:48,330 --> 00:30:49,830 Hi, this is Silky. 266 00:30:50,490 --> 00:30:51,670 How are things in Vegas? 267 00:30:52,690 --> 00:30:55,170 Silky, you sly fox, how the hell are you? 268 00:30:56,130 --> 00:30:57,650 Yeah, things are just great here. 269 00:30:58,550 --> 00:31:02,790 Oh, yeah, the big suck -off is still for the 13th. It's getting to be quite an 270 00:31:02,790 --> 00:31:05,230 event. They're covering it on cable TV. 271 00:31:06,290 --> 00:31:07,950 Yeah, I saw the right. 272 00:31:08,510 --> 00:31:10,290 Well, count me in. 273 00:31:12,050 --> 00:31:13,050 Wonderful. 274 00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:20,000 Yeah, I know I said I was retiring, but I'd like to go out with a bang, if you 275 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000 know what I mean. 276 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,380 Well, I can understand that. 277 00:31:22,860 --> 00:31:23,940 Who else is in the competition? 278 00:31:24,140 --> 00:31:26,040 Well, so far, only two girls have qualified. 279 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:30,140 We've got a young girl from Texas named Linda Lone Star, and your ex -manager 280 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:32,460 Jeff has some new sensations. Hand me the tongue. 281 00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:34,380 Nice touch, eh? 282 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,140 Yeah, nice touch. 283 00:31:37,340 --> 00:31:41,280 Listen, Don, I hate to chat and run, but I've got an important appointment. 284 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,140 I just wanted to let you know that you could count me in. 285 00:31:45,610 --> 00:31:47,370 Yeah, thanks. It's nice to be back. 286 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:48,750 So long. 287 00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:53,690 What made you change your mind? 288 00:31:54,010 --> 00:31:55,010 You. 289 00:32:03,190 --> 00:32:06,310 Little Earl Annie wasn't such stiff competition anyway. 290 00:32:07,930 --> 00:32:10,470 Oh, my little dove, I've been neglecting you. 291 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,460 You look like you're getting in shape, darling. 292 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:26,860 I am. 293 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:32,300 Great. I got the hotel reservations, I got the tickets for Vegas, and I got the 294 00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:33,640 rent -a -car parked right outside. 295 00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:35,140 Rent -a -car? 296 00:32:35,380 --> 00:32:37,400 Fuck that. I want a limo. 297 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,300 Well, darling, all I don't know is we can afford a limo. 298 00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:45,600 What are you talking about? $50 ,000, we can hire a limo just to go to Circle K. 299 00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:49,180 You sound awfully confident about winning. 300 00:32:49,710 --> 00:32:53,430 Just because Silk Throat beat me once doesn't mean she's going to do it again. 301 00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:59,690 About those rumors I've been hearing about that town in the town, well, you 302 00:32:59,690 --> 00:33:02,610 just forget about those, because I'm confident about moving. 303 00:33:03,310 --> 00:33:06,750 Well, I guess there is a lot that we could do with $50 ,000. 304 00:33:07,710 --> 00:33:08,710 We? 305 00:33:11,210 --> 00:33:14,090 Oh, we are a team now, aren't we, Sugar? 306 00:33:16,790 --> 00:33:18,510 Yeah, well, I guess so. 307 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,220 What do you say we get down to some of that real working out? 308 00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:44,850 Yeah, real fast. 309 00:34:45,989 --> 00:34:47,230 Okay, stop, stop. 310 00:34:47,870 --> 00:34:51,770 I think that's all. We better train for now, darling. 311 00:34:52,370 --> 00:34:53,590 Be right back. 312 00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:58,570 Some of this fine Texas pimp. 313 00:35:00,050 --> 00:35:01,050 Mmm. 314 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:04,670 Mmm, 315 00:35:08,550 --> 00:35:10,570 that tastes better than mama's home cooking. 316 00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:51,380 I wish they was having a pussy eating contest. 317 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:23,090 Yeah, that's Tammy the Tongue, the hottest thing that ever hit this club. 318 00:40:23,550 --> 00:40:24,550 Yeah? 319 00:40:25,850 --> 00:40:26,850 Hey, 320 00:40:28,430 --> 00:40:30,510 Jeff! 321 00:40:32,710 --> 00:40:33,810 Long time no see. 322 00:40:34,590 --> 00:40:35,870 Yeah, what's going on, Wayne? 323 00:40:36,150 --> 00:40:37,150 Nothing much. 324 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:39,790 I see you're still earning a living on your own. 325 00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:41,370 Yeah? What's it to you? 326 00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:44,610 Nothing. I hear she's very hot. 327 00:40:45,130 --> 00:40:46,130 Hot? 328 00:40:46,290 --> 00:40:47,290 She's the best. 329 00:40:47,610 --> 00:40:48,810 The best, huh? 330 00:40:49,390 --> 00:40:51,630 I see you obviously haven't met my girlfriend, Patty. 331 00:40:53,390 --> 00:40:54,390 Patty cakes? 332 00:40:54,570 --> 00:40:55,570 Yeah. 333 00:40:56,790 --> 00:41:00,290 Hey, you laugh, but would you be willing to make a bet? 334 00:41:07,450 --> 00:41:08,450 You're on, sucker. 335 00:41:08,730 --> 00:41:13,710 Yeah! I think it's time we had to check this broad out. 336 00:41:18,759 --> 00:41:21,460 Okay, ladies, first one to make a man come is going to win this race. On your 337 00:41:21,460 --> 00:41:22,620 mark, get set, go! 338 00:42:46,190 --> 00:42:47,190 You ought to know better. 339 00:42:50,810 --> 00:42:51,810 Listen, 340 00:42:53,210 --> 00:42:55,430 I think this place is just a little too uptight right now. 341 00:42:55,750 --> 00:42:57,430 I'll only come back in a couple of days. 342 00:42:57,730 --> 00:42:59,210 Ten to one, both of them will be here. 343 00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:01,750 Let's get out of here. 344 00:43:09,190 --> 00:43:11,530 Last week before the contest was real important. 345 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:14,810 We're going to have to get him some intense physical training. Make sure 346 00:43:14,810 --> 00:43:15,799 got it all together. 347 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,618 Well, I'm ready. 348 00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:20,260 Great. There's going to be a reporter stopping by from Swedish Erotic 349 00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:24,540 They called earlier and said they wanted to do a cover story on you. I told them 350 00:43:24,540 --> 00:43:25,259 it was okay. 351 00:43:25,260 --> 00:43:28,320 You don't mind, do you? No, not at all. What time is she supposed to be here? 352 00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:29,940 She's going to be here about noon. 353 00:43:30,460 --> 00:43:31,800 Look, I'm running a little late. 354 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:37,080 Oh. Are you sure you can handle this? Of course I can handle it. 355 00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:41,220 You be a good girl. You've got a big week ahead of us. 356 00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:42,480 I'll be good, I promise. 357 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,400 Is that any way to kiss your girlfriend goodbye? 358 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000 Bye -bye. 359 00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:03,520 Beautiful. Give me that wet and wild file. 360 00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:08,480 Oh, you got such a gorgeous face. Oh, yes. Open your legs. Yes. 361 00:44:08,740 --> 00:44:11,140 Oh, that's pretty. Real pretty. 362 00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:13,860 Okay. 363 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:15,760 Big lips. Wow. 364 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:20,240 You can wrap them around anyone's big dick. 365 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,200 Yes. 366 00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:27,900 Beautiful. 367 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,400 Wow. 368 00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:35,540 Why don't you change into something else? 369 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,040 Okay. Oh, that was a great outfit. 370 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,660 Let's see here. To start with, how long have you been in the business? 371 00:44:55,980 --> 00:44:59,620 Oh, not long. I'm a newcomer, I guess. I just do it for the fun of it. 372 00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:01,940 I see. 373 00:45:02,140 --> 00:45:06,060 Have you thought about what you're going to wear for the competition? I hear 374 00:45:06,060 --> 00:45:07,540 it's very important how you dress. 375 00:45:08,180 --> 00:45:10,260 Oh, I've thought about it. I just can't decide. 376 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,000 Jeff has something special planned. 377 00:45:14,060 --> 00:45:15,060 Now. 378 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:26,760 And now about your sexual preference. 379 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:32,640 Are you straight, gay, bi, or what? 380 00:45:34,580 --> 00:45:37,840 Well, technically I'm straight. I've never made it with a woman. 381 00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:41,540 I've never had the opportunity, that's all. 382 00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:43,420 Oh, really? 383 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,620 But you've been thinking about it? 384 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:48,440 Oh, yeah. 385 00:45:54,350 --> 00:45:55,350 Do you need some help? 386 00:45:56,110 --> 00:45:57,150 If you don't mind. 387 00:46:03,030 --> 00:46:04,009 Oh, here. 388 00:46:04,010 --> 00:46:05,010 Oh, thank you. 389 00:46:05,370 --> 00:46:06,910 I guessed it. 390 00:46:08,710 --> 00:46:09,930 They're staring at me. 391 00:50:22,410 --> 00:50:25,270 Patty Cakes, Don Hidd. All right, nice to meet you, Patty. Thank you. 392 00:50:25,550 --> 00:50:28,990 Don, first off, let me congratulate you on the upcoming competition. 393 00:50:29,570 --> 00:50:31,090 It's probably going to make you a lot of money, huh? 394 00:50:31,950 --> 00:50:32,950 I hope so. 395 00:50:33,490 --> 00:50:36,130 Yeah, well, look, I have a little problem about this. 396 00:50:37,210 --> 00:50:42,190 I happen to know that you used to have a personal appearance contract with Silk 397 00:50:42,190 --> 00:50:43,190 Throat, isn't that right? 398 00:50:43,870 --> 00:50:44,870 Yes, Wayne. 399 00:50:44,950 --> 00:50:48,770 Well, look, the thing is, like, you had a personal appearance contract, and it 400 00:50:48,770 --> 00:50:50,250 looks to me like she's a ringer. 401 00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:51,940 I kind of believe that no one else has a chance. 402 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:56,680 And I think that, you know, a competition like this really stirs the 403 00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:00,120 interest, you know. They don't want the same champion all the time. It looks 404 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,460 bush. 405 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,280 Go ahead, Wayne. 406 00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:05,200 All right, Don, Don, look. 407 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,680 My girlfriend Patty Cakes here is unbelievable. 408 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,160 She's great. 409 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:12,720 But I don't think she's got a chance as long as you're around Silk Road's 410 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:15,580 corner, you know what I mean? So I've got a proposition for you. 411 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,540 I want to offer you something right up front on the table. 412 00:51:19,259 --> 00:51:20,580 Not behind closed doors. 413 00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:25,120 I have here $5 ,000. 414 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:31,280 This is yours if you, uh... Hey, look. 415 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:35,800 What's $5 ,000, right? It's a $50 ,000 competition. This is the deal. I give 416 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:39,480 $5 ,000 if my babe gets into the finals and does real well. 417 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:40,840 You know what I mean? 418 00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:44,300 Wayne, why do you do this to me right now? 419 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:48,440 I mean, I've been interviewing people all day long. Can we discuss this maybe 420 00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,440 tomorrow? 421 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:52,920 Hey, Patty Cakes, come here. Talk to Don, will you, please? 422 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:59,700 I happen to know that you have some heavy alimony bills to pay. Isn't that 423 00:52:01,140 --> 00:52:02,820 That is true. 424 00:52:03,060 --> 00:52:06,360 Now, what I've got here is the kind of medicine that'll cure a lot of sore 425 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,360 throats, you know what I mean? 426 00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:12,580 I really want to win this suck -off. 427 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,900 Honey, there's a good chance you might anyway. 428 00:52:17,020 --> 00:52:20,080 Well, I mean, I want to live up to your name, Don Head. 429 00:52:23,260 --> 00:52:27,760 Wayne, Wayne, Wayne. Why do you do this to me right now? 430 00:52:28,860 --> 00:52:32,920 Do you know the kind of trouble I can get into if people even knew that you 431 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:33,920 were in my office? 432 00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:38,220 Oh, my God. 433 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:40,900 You really want to win this thing, don't you? 434 00:52:41,220 --> 00:52:42,220 Absolutely. 435 00:52:43,839 --> 00:52:45,520 So what do you say, Don? Is it a deal? 436 00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:49,220 Listen, Wayne, can we discuss business later, huh? 437 00:52:51,860 --> 00:52:52,860 Yeah, we'll talk. 438 00:52:54,300 --> 00:52:55,300 Later. 439 00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:08,340 Hey, she does give a good head. 440 00:53:09,180 --> 00:53:10,740 Hey, what do you think I'm, an amateur here? 441 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,340 Rock it back and forth. That's good. 442 00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:16,300 Oh, I'm fucking him out. 443 00:53:18,540 --> 00:53:19,640 Make it go a little faster. 444 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,040 Yeah, baby. 445 00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:29,120 Let the balls get it. 446 00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:30,780 Put it in your mouth. 447 00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,260 Just rock on it. 448 00:53:33,540 --> 00:53:34,540 Come on, baby. 449 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,160 Oh, yeah. 450 00:53:37,420 --> 00:53:38,680 Good stuff. Good stuff. 451 00:53:39,940 --> 00:53:41,080 Oh, way to go, baby. 452 00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:42,580 Take it. Oh, 453 00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:45,180 God. 454 00:53:50,140 --> 00:53:51,540 Oh, it's taking a deep turn. 455 00:54:14,390 --> 00:54:15,630 Oh, rocker Wayne, that's it. 456 00:54:16,130 --> 00:54:17,350 Rocker over to me. Back. 457 00:54:18,770 --> 00:54:22,130 Oh, come on, baby. 458 00:54:22,590 --> 00:54:25,210 Go, Wayne, rock. 459 00:54:25,550 --> 00:54:26,550 Oh, 460 00:54:26,950 --> 00:54:27,950 back. 461 00:54:56,010 --> 00:54:57,030 competition anyway. Huh? 462 00:54:57,350 --> 00:54:58,930 This girl's going to win it. What are you worrying about? 463 00:55:00,010 --> 00:55:01,330 You think everybody's better than them? 464 00:55:01,770 --> 00:55:02,770 Grade A. 465 00:55:06,530 --> 00:55:07,530 Hey, 466 00:55:15,550 --> 00:55:18,210 Don. Why don't you check out this end? 467 00:55:18,870 --> 00:55:20,430 Oh, no wonder if I do. 468 00:55:20,850 --> 00:55:21,850 Excuse me. 469 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,400 Cool it off, baby. 470 00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,440 Cool it off. 471 00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:33,300 Oh, yeah. 472 00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:37,100 Nice. 473 00:55:38,660 --> 00:55:40,560 Pull it down real slow. Come right on it. Get it? 474 00:55:40,940 --> 00:55:41,940 Yeah, wait. 475 00:55:42,340 --> 00:55:43,340 Come on now. 476 00:55:45,020 --> 00:55:46,120 Shake the light a bit. Slow down. 477 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,260 Because she likes her cakes filled with cream. 478 00:56:51,980 --> 00:56:52,980 How's that feel? All right? 479 00:56:54,340 --> 00:56:55,340 Feel good? 480 00:56:57,740 --> 00:56:58,880 The second finger. 481 00:57:35,660 --> 00:57:36,700 It's just going to win, right Don? 482 00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:40,100 Don't say why not. 483 00:59:30,060 --> 00:59:31,280 I told you they'd be here tonight. 484 00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:32,840 You were right. 485 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:36,180 Excuse me for a moment. 486 00:59:42,700 --> 00:59:45,920 Look, why don't you go occupy the boyfriend? 487 00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:49,180 I've got an idea how to fuck up the competition. 488 00:59:50,620 --> 00:59:51,620 Good idea. 489 00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:53,960 No problem. 490 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,240 Tammy the Tongue? Yeah. 491 01:00:11,980 --> 01:00:15,140 Yeah, I read about you in the newspaper. You know, I'm one of your biggest fans. 492 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:16,400 Well, thank you. 493 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,200 My name is Jake. 494 01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:19,600 Jake the Snake. 495 01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:20,700 Will you call me Jake? 496 01:00:21,380 --> 01:00:22,380 Hello, 497 01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:24,800 Jeff. 498 01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:26,140 Hello, Cynthia. 499 01:00:26,380 --> 01:00:27,580 Long time no see. 500 01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:29,560 I'm not sure if that's good or bad. 501 01:00:31,380 --> 01:00:32,380 Still hard feelings? 502 01:00:33,420 --> 01:00:34,420 No. 503 01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:37,260 So, you have a new lady? 504 01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:39,240 You here with Jake tonight? 505 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:40,680 Yeah, I hear. 506 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:41,800 Didn't you see us? 507 01:00:42,140 --> 01:00:44,060 It's one person I can do without seeing. 508 01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:47,360 It didn't have to be like this. 509 01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:50,100 No. 510 01:00:50,860 --> 01:00:54,260 Look, I got somebody waiting for me. Don't you just have a minute to talk? 511 01:00:55,660 --> 01:00:56,660 Yeah, I got a minute. 512 01:00:58,080 --> 01:00:59,080 To talk. 513 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:05,680 Well, uh... This suck -off is some big deal, huh? What are they giving for the 514 01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:06,680 grand prize? 515 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,080 What? 516 01:01:08,270 --> 01:01:10,090 The grand prize. What's the grand prize to win? 517 01:01:10,870 --> 01:01:12,310 Oh, $50 ,000. 518 01:01:14,230 --> 01:01:16,210 Wow, man. $50 ,000. 519 01:01:17,110 --> 01:01:18,630 That's a lot of money for a blowjob. 520 01:01:19,790 --> 01:01:20,950 Would you excuse me? 521 01:01:21,530 --> 01:01:22,530 Yeah, sure. 522 01:01:25,590 --> 01:01:27,070 I'm really sorry, Jeff. 523 01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:47,468 Oh, hello. 524 01:01:47,470 --> 01:01:49,330 Hi. Jake, would you mind taking me home? 525 01:01:50,410 --> 01:01:51,348 No, I don't mind. 526 01:01:51,350 --> 01:01:52,730 Okay, I really want to get out of here. 527 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,040 Thanks. Something I've been meaning to tell you. 528 01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:37,620 About Vegas... I can see to it that you win. 529 01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:42,040 You know, you do me a little favor, scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 530 01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:44,120 What do you mean? 531 01:02:45,780 --> 01:02:46,980 Well, I'll be straight with you. 532 01:02:47,540 --> 01:02:49,220 I'm Cynthia Silkthroat's manager. 533 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:51,160 I pull all the strings in our operation. 534 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:56,320 If you and I have a good time tonight, 535 01:02:56,600 --> 01:03:03,420 you'll be a shoe -in in the contest. 536 01:03:05,380 --> 01:03:06,980 Well, what do you want me to do? 537 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:15,200 First of all, maybe I'd like to take a little, you know, look at you. 538 01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:20,080 You feel sexy? 539 01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:21,078 Oh, yeah. 540 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:26,480 You should feel sexy because what you have on is very sexy, very nasty. Wait a 541 01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:28,060 minute. Don't get carried away. 542 01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:34,280 Yeah, that's a good idea. Let me see your breasts. 543 01:03:53,770 --> 01:03:56,310 I bet you feel like you should win don't you? Oh yeah. 544 01:04:25,100 --> 01:04:26,100 I'm going to jerk off to you. 545 01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:28,180 Okay. 546 01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:30,400 Just tell me what you want me to do. 547 01:04:31,260 --> 01:04:33,920 Just enjoy me jerking off. Would you like to watch me do this? 548 01:04:34,140 --> 01:04:35,140 Yeah. 549 01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:37,720 Anybody ever do this to you? No, never. 550 01:04:53,540 --> 01:04:54,540 It's all puffy. 551 01:04:58,240 --> 01:04:59,960 I bet you like me to put this in there, right? 552 01:05:00,220 --> 01:05:02,000 Yeah. Put that in there? 553 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:05,420 I don't think I'm going to do that this time. 554 01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:07,060 No, no, no, not this time. 555 01:05:08,180 --> 01:05:09,180 Maybe another time. 556 01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:12,280 I may put it in. 557 01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:15,440 I may put it in. 558 01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:16,960 You know what I'd like to do? 559 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:19,680 I'd like to jerk off on that skirt you wear. 560 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,220 Stop on this for a minute. Why don't you do that? 561 01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:46,680 It's enough. 562 01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:47,880 It's enough. 563 01:05:48,620 --> 01:05:51,240 Fine. You want to do it more? I want a second. 564 01:05:52,780 --> 01:05:54,760 Say you want to again. I want a second. 565 01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:04,040 I like to tease myself, you know? 566 01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:07,200 Oh, you're teasing me. 567 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:14,260 I don't know what to do. 568 01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:15,900 What are you going to do? 569 01:06:16,860 --> 01:06:19,460 I'm just going to put the head in and take it out. 570 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:22,480 Can I do that? 571 01:06:22,860 --> 01:06:23,900 Just for a second. 572 01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:28,160 Just for a second. 573 01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:31,040 I want it now. 574 01:06:34,380 --> 01:06:35,380 a little bit. 575 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:35,760 That's all I can do. 576 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:45,080 Stick your ass up for me on your knees. 577 01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:46,640 Come closer to me. 578 01:07:52,380 --> 01:07:53,600 Touch it, squeeze it. 579 01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:55,900 You know what I'd love to do? 580 01:07:57,540 --> 01:07:59,680 I'd love to just come right on that skirt. 581 01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:02,480 Do you like that? That was bad. 582 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:19,899 Touch my car. Touch it. Touch it. Touch it. 583 01:08:21,060 --> 01:08:22,060 Touch it. Touch it. 584 01:08:24,359 --> 01:08:25,359 No. 585 01:08:28,620 --> 01:08:30,500 No. Tell me. You want me to put it in? 586 01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:31,818 I don't want to do it. 587 01:08:31,819 --> 01:08:32,819 No more. 588 01:08:33,180 --> 01:08:36,120 Fuck me. No more. Maybe another time. 589 01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:37,720 I'm a jerk. 590 01:09:27,850 --> 01:09:28,850 Yeah. 591 01:09:32,330 --> 01:09:35,010 Maybe I can fuck you next time. 592 01:09:36,689 --> 01:09:37,830 After you win. 593 01:09:39,010 --> 01:09:40,010 Yeah. 594 01:09:46,109 --> 01:09:47,490 Come over. 595 01:09:47,930 --> 01:09:48,930 Let go. 596 01:10:07,900 --> 01:10:13,800 Don't be shy I gotta go 597 01:10:33,130 --> 01:10:34,130 We're even. 598 01:10:36,350 --> 01:10:37,410 Get out of here. 599 01:10:46,350 --> 01:10:48,190 What the hell happened? Don't talk to me. 600 01:10:48,410 --> 01:10:50,250 Hey, wait a minute. 601 01:10:50,470 --> 01:10:52,670 I saw you and Cynthia at the club. 602 01:10:52,950 --> 01:10:53,950 Oh, God. 603 01:10:54,830 --> 01:10:56,310 Look, I can explain all that. 604 01:10:56,750 --> 01:10:58,870 I don't want to hear it. I saw enough. 605 01:10:59,270 --> 01:11:01,810 Hey, come on. She was just using me. 606 01:11:02,350 --> 01:11:03,350 I admit it. 607 01:11:03,450 --> 01:11:07,930 I fell for it for a minute. But, Tammy, I love you. 608 01:11:09,910 --> 01:11:10,910 You promise? 609 01:11:12,830 --> 01:11:13,830 Come on. 610 01:11:14,290 --> 01:11:16,150 Let's just kiss and make up and go to bed. 611 01:11:16,430 --> 01:11:18,690 Okay? We've got a big week ahead of us. 612 01:11:20,150 --> 01:11:23,230 Okay, only if you promise she doesn't mean anything to you. 613 01:11:24,170 --> 01:11:25,550 Have I ever lied to you? 614 01:11:26,950 --> 01:11:28,410 Well, was she better than me? 615 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,960 Hold on a second. 616 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:56,080 Seven minutes, 37 seconds. 617 01:11:57,380 --> 01:11:58,600 It's gone. 618 01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:04,540 Oh, God. Yeah, I do love you. I'll be home soon. 619 01:12:04,940 --> 01:12:09,760 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 4th Annual World Championship. 620 01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:12,720 Coming to you directly... 621 01:12:33,749 --> 01:12:39,470 If I'm not mistaken, that gregarious gargantuan gaggle I hear in the 622 01:12:39,470 --> 01:12:46,010 is for none other than... Yes, it's Tammy the... tongue. It's time for the 623 01:12:46,010 --> 01:12:49,890 tongue. That old American girl dressed in her red, white, and blue with a red, 624 01:12:49,970 --> 01:12:51,770 white, and blue entourage. Here she comes. 625 01:12:52,110 --> 01:12:55,590 Time for the tongue. It's who you deserve to place her in the finals. Let 626 01:12:55,590 --> 01:12:57,310 defeat a little oil and we'll get here. 627 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:11,660 Ladies and gentlemen, if I'm not mistaken, if I'm not mistaken, those 628 01:13:11,660 --> 01:13:16,580 dams would belong to no one but that devious storm destroyer of Texas! 629 01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:42,920 You've got to stay calm, stay cool. 630 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:45,880 Look at her over there. She's thinking about you. She's sweating. 631 01:13:46,340 --> 01:13:49,540 You better be out of town by sundown, girl. 632 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:54,360 All right, I don't even want you to look at her anymore. I want you to stay 633 01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,520 calm. This is it. This is the big one. 634 01:13:59,380 --> 01:14:05,600 Ladies and gentlemen, and children 18 and over, welcome to the world 635 01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:09,160 championship suck -off event for the Model 8. 636 01:14:09,420 --> 01:14:11,600 If you can't eat me, you can't beat me. 637 01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:13,340 Please excite me, just don't bite me. 638 01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:18,940 You know, girl, if it wasn't for that little monthly Social Security check, 639 01:14:18,940 --> 01:14:21,160 never be able to see television like this. 640 01:14:22,380 --> 01:14:28,340 In that corner, a newcomer to the sport, irresistible, irrepressible, Tammy the 641 01:14:28,340 --> 01:14:29,340 Tongue. 642 01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:46,200 from Texas, the land where things are big, oily, and gushing out the top, Miss 643 01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:47,380 Linda Lone Star. 644 01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:57,140 I thought this cable TV, they said it's hardcore. 645 01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:00,780 If it's hardcore, you're hardcore. 646 01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:02,740 Where are the hard cuts? 647 01:15:28,970 --> 01:15:30,690 I'm going to show that city girl how to slip. 648 01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:08,730 It's pretty even right now. Tell me the tongue has literally swallowed the 649 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:12,790 nation's imagination with her titillating tongue techniques. It's a 650 01:16:12,790 --> 01:16:16,990 was a trumpet player in high school, and I learned to use her tongue in such a 651 01:16:16,990 --> 01:16:20,950 fascinating fashion that's to use it to get these men out. Her tongue is moving 652 01:16:20,950 --> 01:16:23,830 at an incredible hundred miles an hour. Come on, tongue. 653 01:16:24,050 --> 01:16:26,650 You can do it. Come on. Okay, get the hands underneath. 654 01:16:26,990 --> 01:16:27,469 Come on. 655 01:16:27,470 --> 01:16:29,290 All right, keep the tongue moving. Jaw loose. 656 01:16:29,790 --> 01:16:31,130 Nice move. Nice move. 657 01:16:36,010 --> 01:16:37,590 I'm going over to Linda Lone Star. 658 01:16:37,850 --> 01:16:41,750 Linda Lone Star is known as the ice cream queen in Texas, and she's rumored 659 01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:45,710 have wads of Rocky Road hidden up in her cavernous oral cavity. 660 01:16:46,330 --> 01:16:49,770 You ever seen anybody get a tongue lashing on his swing and turn on like 661 01:16:49,770 --> 01:16:53,930 before? But, Buck, it don't look like she's getting him very hard. 662 01:16:56,150 --> 01:17:00,290 No, it don't look like she's getting him very hard. What the hell's wrong? 663 01:17:02,110 --> 01:17:03,068 Oh, Tammy! 664 01:17:03,070 --> 01:17:04,070 Oh, Tammy! 665 01:17:04,210 --> 01:17:07,790 Lone Star, she ain't even getting them off. Piece of cake. Come on, Tom. 666 01:17:10,490 --> 01:17:13,650 Dude, I'll tell you what we're going to do. I'm getting in there. 667 01:17:13,990 --> 01:17:15,230 I'm going to have some head. 668 01:17:15,790 --> 01:17:16,890 But what's this? 669 01:17:17,310 --> 01:17:18,310 What's this? 670 01:17:18,610 --> 01:17:23,670 Linda Lone Star's manager has jumped in, has pulled down his pants, and is 671 01:17:23,670 --> 01:17:27,230 placing his devious dawn in Linda's old cabin. 672 01:17:27,630 --> 01:17:28,710 Hey, wait a minute. 673 01:17:28,990 --> 01:17:31,110 He can't bring the manager in. That's a foul. 674 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:33,740 What's going on here? 675 01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:35,840 I'm going to protest to the referee. 676 01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:37,780 Don't worry about them, darling. 677 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:43,200 That's it. 678 01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:56,160 have a chance. She was good. 679 01:18:56,460 --> 01:18:58,520 Oh, she wasn't good? That was her boyfriend. 680 01:18:59,100 --> 01:19:00,580 I know they're going to call it a foul. 681 01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:04,640 Just wait a second. I know the judge doesn't see it that way. 682 01:19:05,060 --> 01:19:07,960 Tammy the Tongue has retired to her corner and she's crying. 683 01:19:08,460 --> 01:19:12,460 And Buck and the Lone Star are raising their arms to the sky as if they have 684 01:19:12,460 --> 01:19:16,940 victory. I wonder... We're going to have to get some official word on this 685 01:19:16,940 --> 01:19:20,840 because I have never seen this happen before in the ring. And I just really 686 01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:22,380 can't tell you for sure whether or not... 687 01:19:22,750 --> 01:19:23,810 whether this is in the rule books. 688 01:19:25,150 --> 01:19:28,930 Here comes, ladies and gentlemen, yes, here comes Donhead. Here comes Donhead. 689 01:19:29,050 --> 01:19:30,930 He should be able to clear all this up for us. 690 01:19:36,070 --> 01:19:42,430 Linda Lone Star used her manager as her stud, and the rule book on page 6, 691 01:19:42,530 --> 01:19:46,950 section 9, states that familiarity brings refinement in style. 692 01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:51,540 Well, in other words, she's probably sucked on his Texas longhorn many times 693 01:19:51,540 --> 01:19:57,880 before. She is then disqualified, and the new winner is Tammy 694 01:19:57,880 --> 01:19:58,880 Betong! 695 01:20:33,550 --> 01:20:37,410 decision by Don Head and I got to hand it to him. One of the few courageous men 696 01:20:37,410 --> 01:20:39,110 in this rather sleazy business. 697 01:20:41,190 --> 01:20:44,990 I'm telling you the world's record is 7 minutes 23 seconds. 698 01:20:46,210 --> 01:20:47,230 Indoor or outdoor? 699 01:20:47,450 --> 01:20:48,450 What's the difference? 700 01:20:50,130 --> 01:20:51,230 Wind resistance. 701 01:21:09,230 --> 01:21:12,810 Patty Cakes with her manager, Wayne Savage. 702 01:21:13,590 --> 01:21:18,110 Not one of my favorite people, but obviously an effective manager to get 703 01:21:18,110 --> 01:21:19,110 here in the finals. 704 01:21:25,650 --> 01:21:29,470 Patty Cakes' obvious advantage is she's been a professional dancer in Las Vegas 705 01:21:29,470 --> 01:21:34,690 for a number of years, and her neck extension is beyond belief. An obvious, 706 01:21:34,690 --> 01:21:36,190 obvious advantage in Caxa. 707 01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:39,700 What's that idea? 708 01:21:40,060 --> 01:21:41,060 Could that be? 709 01:21:41,320 --> 01:21:44,800 That could be what everybody, everybody, ladies and gentlemen, is waiting for. 710 01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:50,820 The black princess of quick polishing, Cynthia Stout. 711 01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:20,400 all this silk throat bitch with the 83 Tampa suck off. She's the rat's ass. 712 01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:23,200 Your wife blows better than she does. She's finished. 713 01:22:23,500 --> 01:22:26,020 What? How would you know how my wife blows? 714 01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:38,120 There's the bell and the bout has begun. 715 01:22:38,440 --> 01:22:41,880 Patty kicks and silk throat under center ring and both sink to their knees. 716 01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:43,940 These girls choose their own stunt cocks. 717 01:22:44,390 --> 01:22:48,330 The shoes, Maz, are obviously her size, her rapidity in coming. 718 01:22:48,730 --> 01:22:50,390 These girls have different techniques. 719 01:22:50,630 --> 01:22:54,410 Fatty kicks uses her strong thigh muscles developed from years of 720 01:22:54,410 --> 01:22:55,410 dance training. 721 01:22:55,750 --> 01:23:00,230 Her mouth moves back and forth, her tongue, tongue in the underside of the 722 01:23:00,430 --> 01:23:02,070 She likes to play with the balls a lot. 723 01:23:02,270 --> 01:23:04,610 Look at that. Look at the way she takes them all the way down. Look at that, 724 01:23:04,610 --> 01:23:07,290 man. Look at that. It's like she's fist -fucking with her mouth. It's 725 01:23:07,290 --> 01:23:08,290 unbelievable. 726 01:23:10,390 --> 01:23:13,630 Now, Sukdo's bodacious tata has obviously given her... 727 01:23:13,900 --> 01:23:15,100 Incredible lung power. 728 01:23:15,380 --> 01:23:19,400 And look at her head move back and forth. She has staying power like nobody 729 01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:22,080 in this business. And I think that's what made her last so long. 730 01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:32,580 All right, baby. Way to go. 731 01:23:32,980 --> 01:23:34,560 Fifty grand of Bora Bora. 732 01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:36,240 Here I come. 733 01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:41,720 Tammy, baby, sweetheart. 734 01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:43,120 What's the matter? 735 01:23:49,770 --> 01:23:51,650 What do you mean you're not going back out there? 736 01:23:52,890 --> 01:23:53,890 I can't, Jeff. 737 01:23:54,310 --> 01:23:55,590 I'm just not good enough. 738 01:23:55,850 --> 01:23:57,010 Are you kidding? You're the best. 739 01:23:57,430 --> 01:23:58,730 You just won, didn't you? 740 01:23:59,350 --> 01:24:00,930 Yeah. I won. 741 01:24:02,850 --> 01:24:05,250 No, Jeff. I can't go back out there. 742 01:24:06,030 --> 01:24:07,030 Tammy. 743 01:24:08,990 --> 01:24:13,350 Her organ is growing in tumescence. It's growing in redness. And I think Silk 744 01:24:13,350 --> 01:24:16,710 Road is coming to a victory. Don't look at Silk Road. Don't look at her. 745 01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:34,200 It ain't over yet. 746 01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:37,160 What? I don't believe this guy, man. 747 01:24:51,280 --> 01:24:52,320 And the winner 748 01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:05,200 That silk throat is pretty good. 749 01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:12,200 But in the last bout, that little blonde, Tammy the Tongue, you know, 750 01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:14,160 she's always been my favorite. 751 01:25:14,840 --> 01:25:16,660 Reminds me of me and my youth. 752 01:25:17,660 --> 01:25:21,940 I'm going to put my money on the little blonde, Tammy the Tongue. 753 01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:23,320 You're crazy. 754 01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:25,680 I'm $100 crazy. 755 01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:27,079 You want? 756 01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:30,180 Got it. All right. I can't and I won't. 757 01:25:30,740 --> 01:25:31,760 So that's it? 758 01:25:33,260 --> 01:25:36,460 I just stand here in a rented tuxedo and you tell me you're not going back out 759 01:25:36,460 --> 01:25:37,460 there? 760 01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:39,960 This is how it all ends. 761 01:25:41,300 --> 01:25:43,600 All those months, all those hours, all that training. 762 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:53,580 Where the hell's the tongue? 763 01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:55,180 I don't know shit. 764 01:26:19,660 --> 01:26:20,760 I think you were planning this all along. 765 01:26:21,860 --> 01:26:23,960 I think you're throwing this for Jake the Snake. 766 01:26:24,300 --> 01:26:26,040 No, that's not true. Oh, I see it all now. 767 01:26:26,940 --> 01:26:31,780 You get a percentage and make me look like a fool and throw it to that cunt 768 01:26:31,780 --> 01:26:33,560 Throat. How can you say that? 769 01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:35,420 Tammy! Tammy! 770 01:26:35,800 --> 01:26:36,800 Tammy! 771 01:26:37,060 --> 01:26:38,540 Tammy! Tammy! 772 01:26:39,140 --> 01:26:40,780 Tammy! Tammy! Tammy! 773 01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:43,180 What's your percentage, Tammy? 774 01:26:43,660 --> 01:26:45,080 20? 30 %? 775 01:26:45,740 --> 01:26:47,540 Hold out, honey. I think you can do better. 776 01:26:48,780 --> 01:26:49,780 Please. 777 01:26:50,020 --> 01:26:54,000 All those months you trained me and pushed me. You really made me think I 778 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,000 the best. 779 01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:56,280 Listen to me. 780 01:26:57,880 --> 01:26:59,180 And I loved you for that. 781 01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:03,940 And God damn it, I'm going to go prove it to you right now. 782 01:27:30,190 --> 01:27:35,210 For champion of the fourth annual world championship suck -off, the 783 01:27:35,210 --> 01:27:40,750 semifinalists are, in this corner, once again, we have Tammy the Tongue. 784 01:27:46,750 --> 01:27:50,630 Cynthia Silkwood, huh? Thought I'd call her Sandpaper Tongue. Believe me, I 785 01:27:50,630 --> 01:27:51,630 know. 786 01:28:09,070 --> 01:28:10,990 I saw her against Lone Star. Tutte bene. 787 01:28:11,230 --> 01:28:12,230 No problem. 788 01:28:13,050 --> 01:28:14,910 Just get in there and take her out fast. 789 01:28:16,870 --> 01:28:17,870 Go get her, kid. 790 01:28:29,190 --> 01:28:31,410 I'm gonna mess you up. 791 01:28:32,090 --> 01:28:33,090 Go for it. 792 01:29:23,259 --> 01:29:25,000 We're almost there, baby. 793 01:29:25,480 --> 01:29:26,760 Almost. Come on. 794 01:29:27,140 --> 01:29:28,320 We've still got time. 795 01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:33,500 It looks like her tonsillectomy is pulled off. She has totally cleared her 796 01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:35,920 throat of any oral appendages in the world. 797 01:32:27,340 --> 01:32:28,780 I want to see this thing. Can I get you anything? No. 798 01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:32,460 All right. Once again, bartender, pick up your glass. 799 01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:33,720 Two. Booker. 800 01:32:35,180 --> 01:32:39,000 Yeah. I want to see this thing. Can I get you anything else? Pick up take 801 01:32:39,700 --> 01:32:41,480 I think it's time we check this broad out. 802 01:32:45,480 --> 01:32:49,040 What the hell happened? Don't talk to me. 803 01:33:03,180 --> 01:33:05,300 better than your wife does. You did it wrong. 804 01:33:06,180 --> 01:33:10,680 Why don't we come back in a couple of days, ten to one, both of those fucking 805 01:33:10,680 --> 01:33:11,820 motherfuckers. 806 01:33:13,060 --> 01:33:15,500 Sorry. Keep together, keep together. Okay, okay. 807 01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:18,900 You don't mind, do you? No, not at all. What time is it? 808 01:33:20,080 --> 01:33:21,400 There's the bell and Patty jokes. 809 01:33:21,840 --> 01:33:23,580 There's the bell and Patty kicks it sweet. 810 01:33:25,240 --> 01:33:31,140 On your knees and give us a big smile. 811 01:33:34,030 --> 01:33:39,010 I want you to lick it, darling, like a cow licks a salt lick. 812 01:33:39,310 --> 01:33:40,310 Yeah! 813 01:33:40,570 --> 01:33:42,390 And I'm going to do everything I have to do. 814 01:33:43,550 --> 01:33:47,830 All I know is no one's getting in the way of... All I know is no one's getting 815 01:33:47,830 --> 01:33:51,650 in the way of... Oh, shit. 816 01:33:52,350 --> 01:33:54,350 You see, everybody in the name's got a business. 817 01:33:56,390 --> 01:33:57,630 Oh, shit. 818 01:33:58,750 --> 01:34:00,590 I can't look down. Look down. 819 01:34:03,070 --> 01:34:04,070 Yeah. 57179

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