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Thank

you.

And so by measuring the angle between the horizon and a specific celestial

like the sun, a section can help determine one's latitude.

Got it?

All right, well, you're already in groups, so pass this around and see if

can do it yourself.

Grab this or grab you.

Both tools.

Okay.

This pump.

Don't worry, dude.

He's just pissed because someday a geek like you will be his boss.

Thanks.

Thanks.

So how do we use the same?

Oh, you wouldn't know. You can't smoke out of it.

Just a suggestion.

I don't even... Hello, a little help here.

Hey, assignment over here?

Grades at stake.

Focus.

Oh, yeah.

Relax, Lindsay. Not everything's about the grade.

Just learn.

Kirk, not everything's about the impossible conquest.

Buck up and pay attention.

Nothing's impossible, sir.

Took a couple of weeks, but looks like things are really starting to come

together down there. Yeah, when it doesn't look like Co -Ed's gone crazy.

There's still college students, Laura.

Can't change that.

When do we reach the Colton Island?

Well, the currents are with us, so we could get there by tomorrow, but you

how the captain gets when his precious schedule's altered, so we won't get

till the next day.

Yeah, I know how the captain gets.

Falls under that... for better or worse claws we have.

No.

I don't even know why we studying this.

I signed up for this semester thinking I'd be soaking up rays and sipping

margaritas. Not studying some stupid ass tool.

Yeah, I'm with you.

Bring on the booze cruise.

We got GPS, right? Why do we even need this?

Girl, I don't even know.

How many times have I got to warn you about the no cell phone rule? I'm sorry,

Professor, but I just had to feed this machine.

Ugh,

how can you even drink that stuff?

With results like these, how could you not?

I saw you ladies checking me out.

The lack of you haven't noticed.

Oh, oh yeah, we noticed, all right.

Your dick's getting smaller.

It's my fault.

You mean, what was it?

It's a megamount shark.

You're making that up.

Hardly, Cole.

They were discovered in the 70s, but ever since then, only 50 or so have been

seen.

How come?

They're borderline extinct, and they're deep water sharks, so they usually stay

below 100 feet.

Well, then what is it doing up here?

Could be some kind of disturbance, or a sea quake rotted out.

It looked like something attacked it.

What are you doing?

Look right, Annie. It's quite rare.

Oh, I want to take a closer look.

Whoa, she's a heavy sucker.

Let it go, Franklin.

I can't. It'll fall on the propeller.

We're taking our water.

What's happening?

I don't know. Something's not right.

No shit.

The question is what?

Education Russell Dixie.

We're taking on water. Han and Tequila are working the villages, but that hull

breach is going to have to be dealt with immediately.

I tried to call for help, but the radios are out.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Are we sinking?

Oh, God, we're sinking.

All right, all right. We're not sinking. We're taking on water.

And despite how that sounds, there's a difference.

Okay, I can fix the hull, but it's going to take time.

Estimate to me how long.

That depends, but out here in open water?

A day, the least?

Hey, what about that thing right there?

Is that an island?

And a tall.

We get to shallower waters. Would that help?

We can anchor? Hell yeah.

Get Han and Tequila. Keep them working on the villages.

And we'll get to shallower waters.

I told you this semester would offer you educational opportunities beyond your

wildest expectations.

Consider this proof of that.

Oh, thank God!

Civilization!

It's most likely abandoned.

Captain, just got land. This is as far as she goes.

Well, this is close enough.

We'll use the dinghy to ferry the students across while you make repairs.

Okay.

I don't think that's a good idea, Franklin.

Oh, come on.

This is a rare and wonderful opportunity for the students.

Not the opportunity we were hoping for.

There's a day's work for work, at least.

While at the same time taking on water.

Best to stretch our legs, lighten our load.

Besides, we might find something useful ashore that can help with repairs.

I could use some more scrap metal.

Who knows what I'm going to find down there.

Settled.

Get the first group ready to go aboard.

Okay.

You coming?

I'll pass.

First group, let's go!

Not in the ground.

What do we have here? A tide pool?

No, it's more like a hole.

Maybe there used to be a structure here and this was a post hole.

Great start, guys.

Let's keep moving.

Hey, Ethan, maybe you'll find some weed clings.

Right? Come on, guys.

Why is he acting like this is a field trip?

Isn't he concerned about what's going on? He's trying to keep us distracted to

keep us calm, Lindsay.

Well, yeah.

Well, it ain't working.

You know, I'm not feeling this crap.

There could be cannibals out there.

Um, Cole, that is crazy ridiculous.

Actually, it's not that ridiculous.

Colonies and that practice cannibalism for centuries.

Now they're a cannibal?

Holy

shit.

Protein.

Not again, Jesus.

Holy crap, that's huge.

That's what she said.

Just wait, everyone. Stay back.

What happened to it?

Something ate it, stupid.

Looks like a bunch of sharks got a hold of this guy.

No doubt a result of a feeding frenzy.

Feeding frenzy?

Great.

Don't worry, I'll protect you.

Relax, everyone.

It's just a circle of life.

Now come on, we gotta find some scrap metal.

Let's go.

You going to be okay down there?

It's just a little welding.

He's a great teacher, Ann.

And a great captain.

With that sometimes comes a little misguided enthusiasm.

You're going to be okay?

I'll be fine, Ann, really.

Thank you.

bonito

Yeah, it does.

Looks like no one's visiting.

Hello?

Hello?

People actually live here?

Not many from the size of it.

At least they have an outhouse.

Fishermen, most likely.

And probably only part of the year.

So it's not a bathroom.

Hey,

Mike, look.

They got Lindsay's teeth on the wall.

Yeah,

so probably it's a safe bet that they're not cannibals, Cole.

Cannibals.

Better safe than dinner, Professor.

Can't argue with the vehicle.

What is that?

Well, it's a wheel.

But, you know, before this, they used to use something called a whipstaff to

steer the rudder of the boat until the British got a hold of it and chained it

to the wheel.

That's cool, bro.

It is cool.

Check it out. It's got my arm.

All right, students.

Spread out, but stay in this area.

Remember, we're looking for scrap metal or anything else that might come in

handy.

Yes, let's go.

Hey, Chris.

You really want to go poking around and set the old fish up?

No, but what else do we have to do?

I could use a swim.

I don't think Babish would want us in the water.

Babish?

Babish won't even notice.

All right, we'll just go to the beach on the other side of the island.

It is really hot out here.

I don't know.

Listen, when are you going to have a chance to go skinny dipping in a

paradise? Wait, what? Skinny dip? Yeah, what?

One thing at a time. One thing at a time.

Um, let's go.

Fucking hell.

You heard what he said.

Drop metal.

So, where are you from?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Not recently.

Oh, the water looks so nice. Don't you just want to jump in?

No.

Why do you have to ask so many damn questions?

Okay, look, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to snap.

A little freaked out by the water, that's all.

Okay.

Well, when I was 12, it was the first summer that I was allowed to go to the

beach with my friends.

And all the girls were flirting with all the guys up on the beach, and I was

just in the water by myself, jumping waves.

You know, like the little ones come up, whatever.

So, anyway, I jumped one, and the water cleared.

The only thing I could see coming toward me was the six -foot blue shark.

Circled around a few times, came about three to four feet in front of me, and

then just swam away.

I guess it lost interest.

You're lucky.

Yeah, I guess you could call it lucky, but since then I still haven't been in

the water.

So then, why did you sign up for a semester at sea?

Could you think of a worse place for me to be?

Submarine school?

Well, that's the point, though. I don't want to be worried about it anymore. I

don't want to be scared, especially after, you know, it being just some

incident. Well, first step, I think, we explore this ghost town island, jaws or

no jaws.

It's in a tall.

You try to sound like Paul.

It's beautiful.

What did I say?

Is this worth it or what?

It's gorgeous.

It's like nothing I've ever seen before.

It's like a postcard.

It's better than a postcard, because you don't have to share it with anybody

else.

All right, who's getting nude first?

Come on, now.

Come on, Haley.

Don't be such a prude.

I guess, yeah.

You know, Haley, maybe it's right.

This is a once -in -a -lifetime opportunity.

Yeah.

It's more like what you had in mind, huh?

Exactly what I had in mind.

What do you think, Larry?

Maybe he should join.

Okay. Okay.

That's what I did.

What the fuck?

So he didn't really find anything.

But we only went halfway. Well, we should probably then continue down that

Right, guys? Yeah. Come

on,

guys. This is a wonderful eco -friendly environment.

Now, we should be here about 24 hours.

So, um...

We're going to live by the land here, you know?

Whoa.

What is this?

Hey, you guys, what about these? Do you think these will work?

Only one way to find out.

Come on.

I'm going to see if I can get into it. Okay.

All right, be careful.

All right.

Jesus, Cole!

Watch it!

Cole! Don't worry, sir. It's all about hand -eye coordination.

Go through what you have.

Give me that.

You, come with me.

Looks like this thing's been sitting here for a while.

Well, I mean, can we use them? Does it mean they're worthless?

I wouldn't say worthless. Maybe not working.

I mean, I could tune it up, but I don't really know what the point would be

because it's not enough to fit all of us in it.

Still, two boats are better than none.

I guess I could try.

It'd be faster with a little bit of help, though.

Hey, Paul.

You're a brainiac.

You think you can help me tune these suckers up? Yeah, sure.

I could do that.

Okay, cool.

Shot.

Dr. Babish, okay?

Then let's get him up then.

Give him to us. We'll take him. Yeah, we got him.

Get him.

Get him.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. We're almost there.

We're almost there.

hold of yourself, Lindsay.

This is so dramatic.

Use the bench.

Look, Kate, I know she's hysterical, all right?

But she has a right to be concerned.

Go back to the boat.

Yeah, come on.

Dr.

Babish!

Dr.

Babish! Can you do some help here?

He fell when the island shook.

When the island shook?

What are you talking about?

You didn't feel that?

No.

Well, get him up, boys. Get him up.

Ann!

I told you it was a bad idea to go ashore.

As usual, I should have listened to you.

We can patch it up, but we need to get you to a clinic as soon as possible.

Get back to the island, boys. The boat is still under

repair.

Hey, what's that?

I'm going to make a little beach.

Dude, where are we going? What do you see out there?

Don't you see it? It's like something bobbing right there.

See it now?

Yeah, right there.

What is that? I don't know. Cut the ending.

get a little bit closer

We just came down to see your, uh, body at work.

Well, the boat just needed a little bit of tuning up. The only thing we need now

is gas.

We just found this gas can.

You've got to be kidding me.

Oh.

Come on, guys, bring it down.

Wow, Cole.

You're not as big of a douche as I thought you were.

Hey, sometimes I even surprise myself.

Do you even know if there's gas in that thing?

It smells like gas.

What are you waiting for? Bring it over.

Vamanos.

Yeah, we be fueling.

Since when did you become so helpful, Cole?

Since we got stranded here on this island. It sucks.

Except for the fact that I'm stuck here with you.

Do you even know how to start that thing?

We got it.

Thanks. You want to do the honors?

Help to your heart's content.

All right, here comes the moment of truth.

Untie the bow.

These guns, one pull.

get the rope. Let's go.

Better now than never.

Go.

It's all.

It's sinking.

Crack the kids.

Oh, looks like we got some company.

Looks like they won a race, Colt. Let them catch up. All right.

You guys are so busted.

Good.

What are they doing?

Hey, Heidi.

Nice work on the motors.

What's up? Want to see what they're really made of?

What exactly did you have in mind?

Let's see.

First one to the sea king wins.

Wins what?

Don't worry.

We'll work that out later.

All right, pretty boy, you're on.

Kick his ass, Kate.

I will. I'm feeling pretty lucky.

Oh, you'll get lucky all right.

Might as well enjoy it!

Maladies like that, I mean, they can occur.

You see, snakes with two heads, turtles, kittens, cows, but they can't. They

never survive to maturity.

Two heads is twice as many teeth.

Twice as many?

That's why.

That's why it's going after Cole's boat.

The motor's bigger.

Oh, the motion, the noise. Right, electroreception.

Twice the electroreception, in fact.

You see, it's going after Cole's boat because his motor's bigger.

It's a bigger irritation to a tightened senses.

So? So it's more powerful.

Yeah, well, it's been a pleasure, guys, but I'll see ya!

What is he doing?

Trying to save himself!

Everybody saw that thing, okay? Yeah. People are freaking out.

They should be.

He's back on the sea king.

He's not on the sea king. Oh, shit.

We're basically stuck here.

We're trapped. There's got to be another way out. What are we going to do?

We're all going to get eaten.

Are you crazy? Haven't you seen what's out there?

I did, Kate.

But you students are still my responsibility.

I'm still the captain.

So you saw it.

Dr. Ann, have you seen Mike and Jeff?

They didn't make it.

Laura, too.

And Jamie, and Ryan, and Alex. That's six people, Cole.

Okay, who else is missing?

Where's Kirk?

Or Allison?

Or Haley?

Really?

Does that mean the ship isn't fixed?

Oh, God.

I'm just asking a question.

The bilges are pumping out water.

But there's still a breach in the hull.

To get in the water to fix it now would be suicide.

Are the radios working?

The antenna snapped.

Great. So we're screwed.

There's nothing we can do?

There's still one other means of communication at our disposal.

Well, what is it?

The Sea King is equipped with an emergency transponder that, when

sends out a traceable distress signal.

Then activate it! What the hell are you waiting for?

To activate it means we have to scuttle the ship.

Scuttle? Sink it.

Okay, great!

Scuttle it! Scuttle it!

Now, if we sink her...

It means we'll have to get supplies off first, which means multiple trips back

and forth. No, we can't do that.

All right? It's got twice the electroreception than a regular shark.

It's like it can sense every electromagnetic field in the water.

I really don't see any other way.

Son of a bitch!

Be careful, everyone.

That's a second term today.

I really don't think it's an earthquake.

So what is it, then?

It's like the atoll's collapsing.

Of course it is.

It would appear that way.

Wait, what?

How is that even possible?

Atolls are built on foundations of coral. This one must be damaged or

somehow.

Professor Babish, are you saying that at any second, all of this could just,

boom, drop into the ocean?

If we're not going to sink the ship, then we've got to repair it.

I am not going in that water. Well, what if we distract it? Make noise or

something. And I'm not getting in that boat again.

Look, you saw that thing out there, all right? It had a choice between our boat

and Cole's boat. And it chose Cole's boat because it was generating a larger

electromagnetic field and thus a larger annoyance to the shark.

Yeah, is there a plan in there?

Look, if we can create a charge...

Larger than the torch. At the same time that the boat's being repaired, we'll

have enough time to get the work done.

So how are we going to do that?

What's that?

Does anyone know how to fix a generator?

I'll give it a try, but why?

Well, okay, look. If we hook up the generator to those poles and put it in

water, we'll send a current that will drive the shark nuts, and it'll come

us out for sure.

That could actually work.

We still need someone to repair the boat.

Does anyone here even know how to weld? I don't. I do.

What?

You? Yeah, my dad's a welder. He works with metal all the time.

I can't ask you to do that.

You're not asking me. I'm choosing to do it.

I'm still the captain of the Sea King. The responsibility should be mine or Han

or Tequila's. We can do the work.

No, no, no. You have a wound.

The blood in the water will attack the shark even more than the charge.

And you need hot and tequila to fix the engines in the bilges. You can't risk

that. But, Kate, you haven't... I mean, are you up for this?

Do I have a choice?

How do we get this done?

Quickly.

Ready when you are.

All right. Well, we got to grab this fence and put in the water.

Looks like you got a couple of volunteers.

Great. Now we got to take these poles and put them in a straight line.

All right. Then we got to grab the wire and wrap it around the top of each to

string them together.

Okay. Then we got to take the generator cables and hook them up anyway.

Do you even understand what I'm saying?

Well, we only have a few feet of cable left.

Well, the closer we get, the further from there.

All right.

As soon as we see any sharks, I'll signal them in.

I don't like that cold going with her.

I don't like it either.

Let's

go,

baby.

Don't call me that.

Here

goes

everything.

It's conducting.

We'll have to wait and see if it works.

It's working.

If the dinghy motor doesn't distract it, surely the torch won't.

Now it's up to Kate.

Hey, hey.

It's crunch time.

We don't know how long this fence will work, okay?

Let's hope it stays that way.

God damn, you look gorgeous.

Wait, have you ever welded underwater before?

Nope.

But you've been scuba diving before, right?

Nope.

Kate, are you sure you can do this?

Listen, Cole, stop asking questions you don't want the answers to.

And keep your eyes open.

I'll bang on the boat when it's fixed.

Boulder.

Kate, what happened? Are you okay?

Cole stole the ship.

Dumbass. That idiot's gonna die. Did you repair the hull?

There's a two -headed shark attacking me!

So what are we supposed to do now? We can't stay here.

So where else are we supposed to go?

The motorboat.

Some of us can take that and send back help for the others.

We're hundreds of miles from anywhere.

There isn't enough gas.

Lindsay's right. We can't just stay here. This place is going to flood.

especially with that thing still out there. We can't use it. The shark will

attracted to the motor.

It's too dangerous.

We'll only end up stranded at sea.

Once this atoll sinks, we will be.

So then we need a plan.

What's our plan?

I think it's done.

Yeah.

I think we're good.

Go on.

We're gonna make it!

It's combustible, but we need some source of fire.

Like this?

Yeah, that'll do.

We need some sort of fuse, right? And what if the shark comes? How are we

to get it close enough to the barrel without us being close to either one?

Yeah, what exactly is your plan here, sir? Still working on it.

Take off your shirt.

What? Take off your shirt and wring it out. It's the only chance we have of

getting a fuse.

But still, how are we going to get the shark close enough to the barrel?

That's the easy part, relatively speaking.

Once it knows we're here, it'll come.

I thought the point was to not be here.

We won't be when the barrel explodes.

But someone still has to light the fuse and someone has to lure the shark.

Lure the shark?

Maybe, but what if it doesn't? And if this plant works, we're still stuck on a

sinking at all. We don't really have good chances.

I've lived here for too long. I'm not going to die like that.

That's how good it's going to get.

So all we have to do is light it, take off, and it'll blow? Right.

Once the fuse hits the gas, it should ignite, erupting the barrel, sending

shrapnel everywhere.

Yeah, but will that be enough?

If the shot gets close enough, it should be.

Perfect.

Kate, are you sure about this?

Spears don't get over themselves.

How long is the fuse about to take?

About 30 seconds, maybe less.

I scream too loud!

I don't know how.

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