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Thank

you.

And so by measuring the angle between
the horizon and a specific celestial

like the sun, a section can help
determine one's latitude.

Got it?

All right, well, you're already in
groups, so pass this around and see if

can do it yourself.

Grab this or grab you.

Both tools.

Okay.

This pump.

Don't worry, dude.

He's just pissed because someday a geek
like you will be his boss.

Thanks.

Thanks.

So how do we use the same?

Oh, you wouldn't know. You can't smoke
out of it.

Just a suggestion.

I don't even... Hello, a little help
here.

Hey, assignment over here?

Grades at stake.

Focus.

Oh, yeah.

Relax, Lindsay. Not everything's about
the grade.

Just learn.

Kirk, not everything's about the
impossible conquest.

Buck up and pay attention.

Nothing's impossible, sir.

Took a couple of weeks, but looks like
things are really starting to come

together down there. Yeah, when it
doesn't look like Co -Ed's gone crazy.

There's still college students, Laura.

Can't change that.

When do we reach the Colton Island?

Well, the currents are with us, so we
could get there by tomorrow, but you

how the captain gets when his precious
schedule's altered, so we won't get

till the next day.

Yeah, I know how the captain gets.

Falls under that... for better or worse
claws we have.

No.

I don't even know why we studying this.

I signed up for this semester thinking
I'd be soaking up rays and sipping

margaritas. Not studying some stupid ass
tool.

Yeah, I'm with you.

Bring on the booze cruise.

We got GPS, right? Why do we even need
this?

Girl, I don't even know.

How many times have I got to warn you
about the no cell phone rule? I'm sorry,

Professor, but I just had to feed this
machine.

Ugh,

how can you even drink that stuff?

With results like these, how could you
not?

I saw you ladies checking me out.

The lack of you haven't noticed.

Oh, oh yeah, we noticed, all right.

Your dick's getting smaller.

It's my fault.

You mean, what was it?

It's a megamount shark.

You're making that up.

Hardly, Cole.

They were discovered in the 70s, but
ever since then, only 50 or so have been

seen.

How come?

They're borderline extinct, and they're
deep water sharks, so they usually stay

below 100 feet.

Well, then what is it doing up here?

Could be some kind of disturbance, or a
sea quake rotted out.

It looked like something attacked it.

What are you doing?

Look right, Annie. It's quite rare.

Oh, I want to take a closer look.

Whoa, she's a heavy sucker.

Let it go, Franklin.

I can't. It'll fall on the propeller.

We're taking our water.

What's happening?

I don't know. Something's not right.

No shit.

The question is what?

Education Russell Dixie.

We're taking on water. Han and Tequila
are working the villages, but that hull

breach is going to have to be dealt with
immediately.

I tried to call for help, but the radios
are out.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Are we sinking?

Oh, God, we're sinking.

All right, all right. We're not sinking.
We're taking on water.

And despite how that sounds, there's a
difference.

Okay, I can fix the hull, but it's going
to take time.

Estimate to me how long.

That depends, but out here in open
water?

A day, the least?

Hey, what about that thing right there?

Is that an island?

And a tall.

We get to shallower waters. Would that
help?

We can anchor? Hell yeah.

Get Han and Tequila. Keep them working
on the villages.

And we'll get to shallower waters.

I told you this semester would offer you
educational opportunities beyond your

wildest expectations.

Consider this proof of that.

Oh, thank God!

Civilization!

It's most likely abandoned.

Captain, just got land. This is as far
as she goes.

Well, this is close enough.

We'll use the dinghy to ferry the
students across while you make repairs.

Okay.

I don't think that's a good idea,
Franklin.

Oh, come on.

This is a rare and wonderful opportunity
for the students.

Not the opportunity we were hoping for.

There's a day's work for work, at least.

While at the same time taking on water.

Best to stretch our legs, lighten our
load.

Besides, we might find something useful
ashore that can help with repairs.

I could use some more scrap metal.

Who knows what I'm going to find down
there.

Settled.

Get the first group ready to go aboard.

Okay.

You coming?

I'll pass.

First group, let's go!

Not in the ground.

What do we have here? A tide pool?

No, it's more like a hole.

Maybe there used to be a structure here
and this was a post hole.

Great start, guys.

Let's keep moving.

Hey, Ethan, maybe you'll find some weed
clings.

Right? Come on, guys.

Why is he acting like this is a field
trip?

Isn't he concerned about what's going
on? He's trying to keep us distracted to

keep us calm, Lindsay.

Well, yeah.

Well, it ain't working.

You know, I'm not feeling this crap.

There could be cannibals out there.

Um, Cole, that is crazy ridiculous.

Actually, it's not that ridiculous.

Colonies and that practice cannibalism
for centuries.

Now they're a cannibal?

Holy

shit.

Protein.

Not again, Jesus.

Holy crap, that's huge.

That's what she said.

Just wait, everyone. Stay back.

What happened to it?

Something ate it, stupid.

Looks like a bunch of sharks got a hold
of this guy.

No doubt a result of a feeding frenzy.

Feeding frenzy?

Great.

Don't worry, I'll protect you.

Relax, everyone.

It's just a circle of life.

Now come on, we gotta find some scrap
metal.

Let's go.

You going to be okay down there?

It's just a little welding.

He's a great teacher, Ann.

And a great captain.

With that sometimes comes a little
misguided enthusiasm.

You're going to be okay?

I'll be fine, Ann, really.

Thank you.

bonito

Yeah, it does.

Looks like no one's visiting.

Hello?

Hello?

People actually live here?

Not many from the size of it.

At least they have an outhouse.

Fishermen, most likely.

And probably only part of the year.

So it's not a bathroom.

Hey,

Mike, look.

They got Lindsay's teeth on the wall.

Yeah,

so probably it's a safe bet that they're
not cannibals, Cole.

Cannibals.

Better safe than dinner, Professor.

Can't argue with the vehicle.

What is that?

Well, it's a wheel.

But, you know, before this, they used to
use something called a whipstaff to

steer the rudder of the boat until the
British got a hold of it and chained it

to the wheel.

That's cool, bro.

It is cool.

Check it out. It's got my arm.

All right, students.

Spread out, but stay in this area.

Remember, we're looking for scrap metal
or anything else that might come in

handy.

Yes, let's go.

Hey, Chris.

You really want to go poking around and
set the old fish up?

No, but what else do we have to do?

I could use a swim.

I don't think Babish would want us in
the water.

Babish?

Babish won't even notice.

All right, we'll just go to the beach on
the other side of the island.

It is really hot out here.

I don't know.

Listen, when are you going to have a
chance to go skinny dipping in a

paradise? Wait, what? Skinny dip? Yeah,
what?

One thing at a time. One thing at a
time.

Um, let's go.

Fucking hell.

You heard what he said.

Drop metal.

So, where are you from?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Not recently.

Oh, the water looks so nice. Don't you
just want to jump in?

No.

Why do you have to ask so many damn
questions?

Okay, look, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to snap.

A little freaked out by the water,
that's all.

Okay.

Well, when I was 12, it was the first
summer that I was allowed to go to the

beach with my friends.

And all the girls were flirting with all
the guys up on the beach, and I was

just in the water by myself, jumping
waves.

You know, like the little ones come up,
whatever.

So, anyway, I jumped one, and the water
cleared.

The only thing I could see coming toward
me was the six -foot blue shark.

Circled around a few times, came about
three to four feet in front of me, and

then just swam away.

I guess it lost interest.

You're lucky.

Yeah, I guess you could call it lucky,
but since then I still haven't been in

the water.

So then, why did you sign up for a
semester at sea?

Could you think of a worse place for me
to be?

Submarine school?

Well, that's the point, though. I don't
want to be worried about it anymore. I

don't want to be scared, especially
after, you know, it being just some

incident. Well, first step, I think, we
explore this ghost town island, jaws or

no jaws.

It's in a tall.

You try to sound like Paul.

It's beautiful.

What did I say?

Is this worth it or what?

It's gorgeous.

It's like nothing I've ever seen before.

It's like a postcard.

It's better than a postcard, because you
don't have to share it with anybody

else.

All right, who's getting nude first?

Come on, now.

Come on, Haley.

Don't be such a prude.

I guess, yeah.

You know, Haley, maybe it's right.

This is a once -in -a -lifetime
opportunity.

Yeah.

It's more like what you had in mind,
huh?

Exactly what I had in mind.

What do you think, Larry?

Maybe he should join.

Okay. Okay.

That's what I did.

What the fuck?

So he didn't really find anything.

But we only went halfway. Well, we
should probably then continue down that

Right, guys? Yeah. Come

on,

guys. This is a wonderful eco -friendly
environment.

Now, we should be here about 24 hours.

So, um...

We're going to live by the land here,
you know?

Whoa.

What is this?

Hey, you guys, what about these? Do you
think these will work?

Only one way to find out.

Come on.

I'm going to see if I can get into it.
Okay.

All right, be careful.

All right.

Jesus, Cole!

Watch it!

Cole! Don't worry, sir. It's all about
hand -eye coordination.

Go through what you have.

Give me that.

You, come with me.

Looks like this thing's been sitting
here for a while.

Well, I mean, can we use them? Does it
mean they're worthless?

I wouldn't say worthless. Maybe not
working.

I mean, I could tune it up, but I don't
really know what the point would be

because it's not enough to fit all of us
in it.

Still, two boats are better than none.

I guess I could try.

It'd be faster with a little bit of
help, though.

Hey, Paul.

You're a brainiac.

You think you can help me tune these
suckers up? Yeah, sure.

I could do that.

Okay, cool.

Shot.

Dr. Babish, okay?

Then let's get him up then.

Give him to us. We'll take him. Yeah, we
got him.

Get him.

Get him.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. We're almost there.

We're almost there.

hold of yourself, Lindsay.

This is so dramatic.

Use the bench.

Look, Kate, I know she's hysterical, all
right?

But she has a right to be concerned.

Go back to the boat.

Yeah, come on.

Dr.

Babish!

Dr.

Babish! Can you do some help here?

He fell when the island shook.

When the island shook?

What are you talking about?

You didn't feel that?

No.

Well, get him up, boys. Get him up.

Ann!

I told you it was a bad idea to go
ashore.

As usual, I should have listened to you.

We can patch it up, but we need to get
you to a clinic as soon as possible.

Get back to the island, boys. The boat
is still under

repair.

Hey, what's that?

I'm going to make a little beach.

Dude, where are we going? What do you
see out there?

Don't you see it? It's like something
bobbing right there.

See it now?

Yeah, right there.

What is that? I don't know. Cut the
ending.

get a little bit closer

We just came down to see your, uh, body
at work.

Well, the boat just needed a little bit
of tuning up. The only thing we need now

is gas.

We just found this gas can.

You've got to be kidding me.

Oh.

Come on, guys, bring it down.

Wow, Cole.

You're not as big of a douche as I
thought you were.

Hey, sometimes I even surprise myself.

Do you even know if there's gas in that
thing?

It smells like gas.

What are you waiting for? Bring it over.

Vamanos.

Yeah, we be fueling.

Since when did you become so helpful,
Cole?

Since we got stranded here on this
island. It sucks.

Except for the fact that I'm stuck here
with you.

Do you even know how to start that
thing?

We got it.

Thanks. You want to do the honors?

Help to your heart's content.

All right, here comes the moment of
truth.

Untie the bow.

These guns, one pull.

get the rope. Let's go.

Better now than never.

Go.

It's all.

It's sinking.

Crack the kids.

Oh, looks like we got some company.

Looks like they won a race, Colt. Let
them catch up. All right.

You guys are so busted.

Good.

What are they doing?

Hey, Heidi.

Nice work on the motors.

What's up? Want to see what they're
really made of?

What exactly did you have in mind?

Let's see.

First one to the sea king wins.

Wins what?

Don't worry.

We'll work that out later.

All right, pretty boy, you're on.

Kick his ass, Kate.

I will. I'm feeling pretty lucky.

Oh, you'll get lucky all right.

Might as well enjoy it!

Maladies like that, I mean, they can
occur.

You see, snakes with two heads, turtles,
kittens, cows, but they can't. They

never survive to maturity.

Two heads is twice as many teeth.

Twice as many?

That's why.

That's why it's going after Cole's boat.

The motor's bigger.

Oh, the motion, the noise. Right,
electroreception.

Twice the electroreception, in fact.

You see, it's going after Cole's boat
because his motor's bigger.

It's a bigger irritation to a tightened
senses.

So? So it's more powerful.

Yeah, well, it's been a pleasure, guys,
but I'll see ya!

What is he doing?

Trying to save himself!

Everybody saw that thing, okay? Yeah.
People are freaking out.

They should be.

He's back on the sea king.

He's not on the sea king. Oh, shit.

We're basically stuck here.

We're trapped. There's got to be another
way out. What are we going to do?

We're all going to get eaten.

Are you crazy? Haven't you seen what's
out there?

I did, Kate.

But you students are still my
responsibility.

I'm still the captain.

So you saw it.

Dr. Ann, have you seen Mike and Jeff?

They didn't make it.

Laura, too.

And Jamie, and Ryan, and Alex. That's
six people, Cole.

Okay, who else is missing?

Where's Kirk?

Or Allison?

Or Haley?

Really?

Does that mean the ship isn't fixed?

Oh, God.

I'm just asking a question.

The bilges are pumping out water.

But there's still a breach in the hull.

To get in the water to fix it now would
be suicide.

Are the radios working?

The antenna snapped.

Great. So we're screwed.

There's nothing we can do?

There's still one other means of
communication at our disposal.

Well, what is it?

The Sea King is equipped with an
emergency transponder that, when

sends out a traceable distress signal.

Then activate it! What the hell are you
waiting for?

To activate it means we have to scuttle
the ship.

Scuttle? Sink it.

Okay, great!

Scuttle it! Scuttle it!

Now, if we sink her...

It means we'll have to get supplies off
first, which means multiple trips back

and forth. No, we can't do that.

All right? It's got twice the
electroreception than a regular shark.

It's like it can sense every
electromagnetic field in the water.

I really don't see any other way.

Son of a bitch!

Be careful, everyone.

That's a second term today.

I really don't think it's an earthquake.

So what is it, then?

It's like the atoll's collapsing.

Of course it is.

It would appear that way.

Wait, what?

How is that even possible?

Atolls are built on foundations of
coral. This one must be damaged or

somehow.

Professor Babish, are you saying that at
any second, all of this could just,

boom, drop into the ocean?

If we're not going to sink the ship,
then we've got to repair it.

I am not going in that water. Well, what
if we distract it? Make noise or

something. And I'm not getting in that
boat again.

Look, you saw that thing out there, all
right? It had a choice between our boat

and Cole's boat. And it chose Cole's
boat because it was generating a larger

electromagnetic field and thus a larger
annoyance to the shark.

Yeah, is there a plan in there?

Look, if we can create a charge...

Larger than the torch. At the same time
that the boat's being repaired, we'll

have enough time to get the work done.

So how are we going to do that?

What's that?

Does anyone know how to fix a generator?

I'll give it a try, but why?

Well, okay, look. If we hook up the
generator to those poles and put it in

water, we'll send a current that will
drive the shark nuts, and it'll come

us out for sure.

That could actually work.

We still need someone to repair the
boat.

Does anyone here even know how to weld?
I don't. I do.

What?

You? Yeah, my dad's a welder. He works
with metal all the time.

I can't ask you to do that.

You're not asking me. I'm choosing to do
it.

I'm still the captain of the Sea King.
The responsibility should be mine or Han

or Tequila's. We can do the work.

No, no, no. You have a wound.

The blood in the water will attack the
shark even more than the charge.

And you need hot and tequila to fix the
engines in the bilges. You can't risk

that. But, Kate, you haven't... I mean,
are you up for this?

Do I have a choice?

How do we get this done?

Quickly.

Ready when you are.

All right. Well, we got to grab this
fence and put in the water.

Looks like you got a couple of
volunteers.

Great. Now we got to take these poles
and put them in a straight line.

All right. Then we got to grab the wire
and wrap it around the top of each to

string them together.

Okay. Then we got to take the generator
cables and hook them up anyway.

Do you even understand what I'm saying?

Well, we only have a few feet of cable
left.

Well, the closer we get, the further
from there.

All right.

As soon as we see any sharks, I'll
signal them in.

I don't like that cold going with her.

I don't like it either.

Let's

go,

baby.

Don't call me that.

Here

goes

everything.

It's conducting.

We'll have to wait and see if it works.

It's working.

If the dinghy motor doesn't distract it,
surely the torch won't.

Now it's up to Kate.

Hey, hey.

It's crunch time.

We don't know how long this fence will
work, okay?

Let's hope it stays that way.

God damn, you look gorgeous.

Wait, have you ever welded underwater
before?

Nope.

But you've been scuba diving before,
right?

Nope.

Kate, are you sure you can do this?

Listen, Cole, stop asking questions you
don't want the answers to.

And keep your eyes open.

I'll bang on the boat when it's fixed.

Boulder.

Kate, what happened? Are you okay?

Cole stole the ship.

Dumbass. That idiot's gonna die. Did you
repair the hull?

There's a two -headed shark attacking
me!

So what are we supposed to do now? We
can't stay here.

So where else are we supposed to go?

The motorboat.

Some of us can take that and send back
help for the others.

We're hundreds of miles from anywhere.

There isn't enough gas.

Lindsay's right. We can't just stay
here. This place is going to flood.

especially with that thing still out
there. We can't use it. The shark will

attracted to the motor.

It's too dangerous.

We'll only end up stranded at sea.

Once this atoll sinks, we will be.

So then we need a plan.

What's our plan?

I think it's done.

Yeah.

I think we're good.

Go on.

We're gonna make it!

It's combustible, but we need some
source of fire.

Like this?

Yeah, that'll do.

We need some sort of fuse, right? And
what if the shark comes? How are we

to get it close enough to the barrel
without us being close to either one?

Yeah, what exactly is your plan here,
sir? Still working on it.

Take off your shirt.

What? Take off your shirt and wring it
out. It's the only chance we have of

getting a fuse.

But still, how are we going to get the
shark close enough to the barrel?

That's the easy part, relatively
speaking.

Once it knows we're here, it'll come.

I thought the point was to not be here.

We won't be when the barrel explodes.

But someone still has to light the fuse
and someone has to lure the shark.

Lure the shark?

Maybe, but what if it doesn't? And if
this plant works, we're still stuck on a

sinking at all. We don't really have
good chances.

I've lived here for too long. I'm not
going to die like that.

That's how good it's going to get.

So all we have to do is light it, take
off, and it'll blow? Right.

Once the fuse hits the gas, it should
ignite, erupting the barrel, sending

shrapnel everywhere.

Yeah, but will that be enough?

If the shot gets close enough, it should
be.

Perfect.

Kate, are you sure about this?

Spears don't get over themselves.

How long is the fuse about to take?

About 30 seconds, maybe less.

I scream too loud!

I don't know how.