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Yes,

sir.

The Peter's woman is training at the Rocky Mountain Training

Facility in Colorado.

I have made the arrangements to send comrades Ivan, Tina, and myself to work

undercover with our newly acquired American operatives, a man named Kenneth

Smith.

He is the boyfriend of Christian's best friend, another swimmer named Janet

Brown. And the only thing that is important to him is the $10 ,000 that he

receive for the job.

Ivan, the Russians are going to win the Olympics this year.

We are going to put the Americans and their new Chinese friends in their

They both will soon learn that the Russians are the best.

And leading the way to victory will be the Russian swimmer, the Commissar's

daughter, Natasha Zhirkov.

And to ensure her victory, you are going to make sure that the champion American

swimmer, Christian Peters, does not compete.

And you will find out what her secret for winning has been, so the Russians

all have total superiority in all events.

Thank you.

I want.

Come on in for a rub.

I ever got to be so fast.

How did the vitamins I gave you work?

It's been a week.

Oh, um, I feel a little better, but I haven't had any real results.

Well, last week we've run every lab test on you imaginable.

I've tried dozens of different chemical compounds, dozens of enzymes.

Nothing seems to work. We know there have been no satisfactory results.

Don't be nervous, dear.

It's a very simple procedure.

The doctor's a very good doctor. He will take good care of you.

Here we go.

Dr. Hans to gynecology.

Dr. Hans to gynecology.

Hello, dear.

Get it down.

Now, Kristen, just lie down and relax. Put your feet in the stirrup.

Are you going to hurt me?

No, relax.

It won't hurt a bit. Lie down.

There you go.

It's nice, Kristen.

You won't feel a thing. Are you sure you're not going to hurt me?

I have my word.

Now, I have to do a slight internal inspection.

This will just make it easier.

Just relax, dear.

Dr.

No, you have a call on line one.

Doctor? Is this going to make me better, Doctor?

I can see you winning four gold medals, maybe five, after this.

Okay.

You'll be the star of the Olympics.

Happy for that?

Just one finger.

Okay.

Okay.

Generally speaking, you're a fine, healthy girl. We can continue now,

Now, you must say nothing about this medical procedure.

This is just between you and I.

But I've never done this before.

Don't worry, Christian. Everything will be fine.

And remember, the sperm is not potent when taken directly from the source.

Be very careful. Just use your lips and your tongue.

Your teeth.

Watch your teeth.

Just use your lips and your tongue.

That's right. Very good.

Gently.

It's going to come out like this?

Mm -hmm.

What you seem to have is an unusual mineral protein deficiency.

This deficiency makes your metabolism react highly erratically.

Let me make it simple.

When I was in medical school in Vienna, I did a great deal of research on the

human sperm.

Apparently, the qualities present in sperm seem to be the qualities your

lacks.

We've never tried it on humans before, but it has been very successful on live

animals.

I make no guarantees.

It loses its potency once it comes in contact with the bacteria in the air.

It has to be a clean catch.

Go a little faster.

That's it.

Very good.

You're doing fine, aren't you?

You're feeling the way you are.

Will Dr.

Bentley and Dr.

Barrett please report to OR number 5?

My professor in Vienna would be so proud of me.

Here, I'll help relax you, Kristen.

when the sperm comes, take it directly from the source, Kristen.

It loses its potency when it comes in contact with bacteria in the air.

Now remember, Kristen, you mustn't tell anyone about this.

This is an unorthodox medical procedure.

Strictly experimental.

It must be kept in this office.

No one must know what happened here.

No one.

Get all of it and as soon as you can.

It's coming.

Now, get it all.

Every drop?

Good.

Very good. Very good.

There. That's the way you have to do it all the time.

Remember, Kristen, every time like that.

And this is just between you and us. Not a word about this.

I wonder how you ever got to be so fast.

We got the... Oh,

what are you doing?

Ever since we come to this country, you become an American nymphomaniac.

All you like to do is read sex magazines and do a little fucky sucky.

We have a mission to accomplish.

Lieutenant Vulva is sitting right over there. He's going to send me to Siberia.

No, no. I had a hard day. I'm very exhausted.

I chased this bitch all over the woods. It hasn't been easy.

Stop that. Stop it.

Ken will be here any minute.

We can't... We can't do this.

You're making me weak.

Oh, damn it. Oh, God, you're so nice looking.

Who is it? It's Ken.

What's the password?

Um, swordfish.

Swordfish. Okay, come on in, Yank.

The name is Ken, not Yank.

Yes, nice to meet you, Yank.

We heard a lot about you.

I hope it's all good. It was wonderful.

Would you like a drink?

Yeah, I'd like a Coke.

No Coke, Pepsi.

Another nothing.

Well, I might have something to interest him a little more than Coke.

Lady, lady, please. Come on, let's get down to business. Very horny young lady.

Now, what do you know for me?

Well, first of all, I want the money.

Oh, yeah, okay, here you go. Ooh, the money.

Here's your money.

There's only half the money here. You get the other half after you listen.

You see what I hear?

Yeah, yeah.

Ken, what are you doing here this early?

I never get to see you anymore, you know. I wanted to catch you while I

It's six o 'clock in the morning. I know, it's six o 'clock in the morning.

Where's Kristen? She's gone. I thought I'd find her, too.

You go to practice with her, don't you?

She's already out jogging.

She must leave here like 15 minutes, a half an hour earlier than you every

morning. Is that why she's getting such better time? Yeah, well, I'm doing all

right, really.

Why all this interest in Christian, Ken?

You used to be better than Christian. I remember two, three years ago, your

times were up to a second, two seconds better than hers. And don't you want to

get out there early and practice with her so you can be as good as her?

I'm good.

Yeah, but I remember your times used to be better than Christian's. Now she's

beating you by one, two seconds, you know.

What's happening? Is she using some sort of new techniques or something?

Uh -uh.

Well, no, really. I hear there's reports from Kent that she's sitting world

records in practice, and I don't understand her. What is she doing that's

special? I'm really curious about it.

She works hard, Ken.

You work hard, too.

Well, what happened? How did she get so much better than you?

Ken, I don't want to talk about Kristen this early in the morning.

I'll see if this makes you swim better times.

Oh, God, I can smell you.

My mother.

It's okay.

Ken, if you make me beg for practice, I'll never forget you. I'll make you beg

for practice.

Remember, I said we were in record time.

I'm with you

in practice. I'm out of practice.

Oh, God.

I can't believe this is fake.

God, I'm gonna cum.

I'm gonna cum.

Ladies, playtime is over, ladies.

Let's catch up, Janet.

Stop the laughing.

Let's take this very seriously.

In three days, you'll be competing for the honor of your country in the

Olympics. I have worked four years with you people, and I don't like to waste my

time.

Therefore, Coach Harrell will instruct you through two hours of training and

turns today.

We are here to win the Olympics, not to lose. But winning is everything.

One hundred laps today.

Two hours quiet.

Two hours of turn training.

Coach Harrell.

And then another hundred laps.

I'm going to work you until you drop.

Because dropping is winning.

Therefore, no more distractions.

No more drinking.

No more smoking.

No more fun.

Hello, Coach.

Hello, Ken.

Coach working your girls hard? I'm going to work you hard, honey.

I'd like to have a word with you in my office.

Take it easy. It's okay.

Don't be an asshole.

He is an asshole.

He's out with all the girls.

He's humiliating me in front of everybody.

He still loves you though. He does.

I know he does.

How can he not love you? He's so beautiful.

Sweetest friend I've ever had.

I love you, Jared.

Oh, oh.

Ha, ha, ha.

before the Olympics.

Oh, I can't believe you're doing that.

I'm just laid.

Oh, I know. We're going to have stuff on. We're going to do something before

Olympics.

Hey, you guys.

I just want you to be a coach. I just want you to be a coach.

And you can't make any fuss about it.

This is Coach Rob.

The sudden snowstorm will make our training a little bit harder.

Please pick up a new schedule immediately.

I know it's cold out there, but hard training will make you better for the

Olympics.

Just do what Coach Carroll tells you to, and we'll all win together.

Come on, girls.

Lift those legs up.

I know the snow's deep. Come on.

I don't know, but I've been told an Eskimo's pussy is mighty cold.

Come on. Get those legs up. We're in training. We're not fooling around.

Come on.

Come on, girls.

Come on, Ellen. Get those legs up.

It's supposed to be an example.

Let's get them up.

We need this workout.

And it's snow at this time of the year.

Well, you're stupid.

What are you practicing up in the mountains for? You should have practiced

the desert like you did with us.

Yeah. Not like the old times, is it?

Well, what do you expect? This is the woman's team.

Yeah.

You're doing a good job, though. It's a good bunch of girls.

They're phenomenal.

Yeah. How's Janet doing?

She's going to win two or three silver medals.

Silver?

Kristen.

I've heard unbelievable things about Kristen. I've heard times, phenomenal

times, approaching mine.

Is that true?

Well, yesterday I clocked her faster than you.

Now, one more time.

What tricks are you teaching her that you didn't teach me?

Tricks? What are you talking about tricks?

Come on, this is canon.

Oh, you're giving her pills? You're giving her those pills you wouldn't give

I didn't give them to you, did I?

No. You think I'm giving them to her?

I risk disqualification.

She gets disqualified.

Come on, a woman doesn't approach a man's world record time. She not only

approached your time, she has passed it.

And I expect she'll probably set records that'll never be broken.

What's your secret?

I don't have a secret, I swear.

Bullshit. What's your secret?

Come on, Ken. Come on.

What's your secret?

What's your secret?

What is secret?

What is secret?

What is secret?

There's no secret.

You lied to me.

Fuck you.

You suck me? You tell me a secret?

No, I don't have a secret.

You suck me. No, come on. No.

No.

You're so good.

Can you tell me a secret for that you suck me?

Oh, no.

I don't have a secret.

I don't believe you.

No.

Come on.

No.

Come on.

Come, honey.

Fucking shit.

Thanks a lot.

My best friend and my boyfriend.

Oh, boy.

I'm sorry. Look at you.

It just happened.

These things happen, Janet.

I love you, honey. I still love you. Come on.

Oh, fuck it.

What a girl.

Good. I've never seen anyone lose their self -confidence so much in their life.

So hard to know what you're sucking pussy.

God,

you're a friend, aren't you?

And I never thought I'd know about a stuck cock so much in my life.

Jesus.

What?

Did you want it?

Get at it.

Thank you.

That's right.

Drink my cup.

That's right. Swallow, swallow it.

Maybe that's what makes you such a good swimmer.

I don't know.

Now, what do you know for me?

What do you know? Come on.

Well, I don't know anything yet. Nothing definite.

I know that she's going to be leaving here soon, and I promise you, I will

her in this room if I can't bring you any concrete evidence.

We're not going to hurt her. We just don't want her to win the American

Olympics. I know the consequences. I promise you. Okay.

You're a nice boy.

She's a very horny young lady. She likes nice young Americans.

I have some business over here.

Come here, imbecile.

Swimmer, too?

I was a swimmer.

Oh.

What a nice present Evan gave me.

Hmm.

Ah,

this makes all my nervousness worthwhile.

I've waited a long time for an American.

There's one there, too.

You're such a beautiful, pink, soft pup.

I'm gonna fuck it.

Put me inside you.

Look at yourself.

Do you like the way you look?

Do you look at yourself much?

I'll split your ass. That's right.

I'll split your ass.

I can see all the shininess of your cunt.

I mean, you're excited.

Uh -huh.

All the gold against your ass.

Oh, you're like... Oh, like watching your ass

go up and down in my car.

Oh, I feel your tits. Go ahead, I'll hold you up.

Feel good?

It makes me hotter when I play with my...

Does Ivan give you this?

No. Does he?

No. Ivan fuck you this good? No.

No? Ivan never fuck this good.

How about you and I take the money and split?

Oh, yes.

Boy, take that.

Take this.

Take this. Hold your tits together.

Oh,

Harold, God, this is so great.

Are you warm enough?

Oh, yes. He's the best coach I ever had.

You know what you need to catch cold? A star swimmer.

Oh, hello.

Hi. Oh, isn't it so beautiful?

Great.

Oh,

God, I'd love to suck you in the snow.

Oh, Cheryl, how are we going to work this out?

Let's rest.

Okay. Right here.

Perfect.

Fantastic. I've never sucked in the snow before.

Should I lay down? We'll make you comfortable.

Okay, great.

Oh, this is going to be hot. A cold Olympic fever spot.

This is what I've always wanted to do.

Oh, the health.

Oh, can I take my shirt off?

Oh, do anything you want, baby.

Oh, great.

And then I'll just put my jacket on so my back won't get hurt. There you go.

Because, you know, swimmers have to take care of themselves. Of course.

Oh,

it feels so numb and cold.

Because your nipple's getting real hard from the cold.

Oh, I love it.

You're the best coach, Harold.

You think of everything.

Oh, oh, I love this fresh white virgin smell. Oh, it's so cool.

Let me suck your cock, old Cheryl.

Suck that lush Olympic beaver cock.

Oh, baby, your lips are so wet.

Just for you, Coach.

Snowflakes falling on your hot little body.

Looks so good.

Suck that dick, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, will you put some snow on my mouth, please? Oh, sure.

Nice big snowballs.

Stop that cock, you.

Oh!

Oh, it smells like gold.

Authentic popsicle.

Mm -hmm.

Your pussy's so wet, baby.

So hot.

It's like a little stove, a little campfire. Your pussy's so hot, baby.

Well, why don't you put the fire out?

Might burn the whole forest down.

That's okay with me.

You like this workout better than in the pool, huh, baby?

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to get you ready and get you in shape for the Olympics, baby.

The hottest little team there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

It's just like an icicle, baby.

Sticks right out there real hard.

You've got such a hot little pussy.

You sure know how to take care of your cock.

Oh, and you've got such a hot cock.

Oh, this is the best training I've ever had. Oh,

I love it.

Just ride my dick, baby.

Oh, I'll ride it like I'll swim that sea. It's like you're working out, baby.

Does that feel good?

That's some cold Olympic snow.

Did you get the snow from my mouth? Yes,

I'm going to be on your team always.

Oh, let me see your dick. I want to see your dick.

I want to see that Olympic dick.

Oh, I love this Olympic snow.

It's so surprising, God.

Here, eat some snow.

Doesn't that look good?

It's fantastic.

We're going to win that, too.

We're going to win.

Oh, come, Coach Harold, come on my lips. Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's so hot.

Oh, is that a lift to come, Coach Harold?

Oh,

Coach Harold.

Come on, Spurgeon, why does this know?

Oh.

I'd like to propose a special toast to Coach Rod. This is his birthday. I've

a special speech written out. Let's have a toast. Come on.

And let's win the Olympics, huh?

Tip. Oh, no.

Here's your drink.

Thank you.

A toast to many gold medals.

Thank you.

And drink it all up.

Good girl.

Good girl. You don't drink much, do you?

No, not at all. Not at all.

Come here, come here. Let me hold you up.

The mountain air, you know, you're going to get even drunker than you usually

do. You feel okay?

I think so.

I don't know. I'm feeling kind of... Hold on to me, and I'm going to help you

back to your cabin, okay?

I'll do that.

Ah,

I have Moscow on.

Tell me what it is you have found out.

Well, we have found out that... We don't know what makes a good swimmer. We

don't know.

It might be a drug, injection, a pill.

We don't know what it is, but we're going to bring her here and we're going

torture her.

Yes,

Commissar Jerkoff. My comrades tell me that they don't know exactly what the

secret is that makes her go so fast.

We don't know if it's serum or pills or what, so we're going to capture her and

torture it out of her.

Our American operative, Kenneth Swift, is going to bring her here. When?

Very soon. Very, very soon. Very soon, Commissar Jerkoff. He'll be here in a

matter of moments, I am told.

So do not worry.

That is all, Commissar Jerkoff.

Goodbye.

Ah, that must be him.

Oh, this is what the quick little bitch looks like, huh?

I wouldn't buy a piece of her ass for myself.

But the pity it is we may have to spoil her good looks.

Come on, come on.

Young lady, we don't want to hurt you. What should we do with her, Comrade?

I think she deserves to fight for us.

You look so nice.

No.

I'll get myself hot over here.

Okay, watch carefully. Make her watch.

Make her watch.

Look, you're going to be doing this like you do in Russia.

See that?

You're going to do that just like I'm doing it. See?

No. Come on now.

You look nice, so I like this.

Oh, that's nice.

Calm down.

Calm down. No one's going to hurt you.

She's tested nice, isn't she?

Nice, darling.

Oh, yes. You like it, don't you?

Isn't this better than pain?

Maybe that's where she keeps the Olympic secret.

You can't seem to find it anywhere else. You could shut Kelly then.

Why are you such a good swimmer, young lady? Why don't you tell us?

That don't work. I have an idea.

You look on the top. I'll take care of down here.

Did I tell us yet, young lady?

Are you going to tell us your secret to swimming?

You know, you're not going to get to swim in the Olympics.

Oh, no.

We're going to keep you here. I'm going to beat you, Russian.

Oh, listen.

Come on, yes or no?

Answer me.

Come on.

Not me, you idiot.

Why are you going to... How come you so... How come?

The same fever they gave you.

This is for... This is for Siberia.

Not me, idiot. This is for you.

Where the fuck have you been?

Somebody ripped my dress. Where?

And? I don't know. Kirsten got a little sick and he decided to take her home.

They just left a few minutes ago. Didn't you see them?

Fucking bastard.

No, I didn't see them. Well, maybe they went out to bat. I don't know what's

happened. I don't know. Well, I'm going to find them.

Hey.

There now. Coach, you look all pretty now.

Oh, help.

Fuck me. Oh, you're happy. Oh, fuck. Just take a little seat. Oh, take a

seat.

Tits. Oh, help.

Oh, Helen, I'm coming.

Oh, yeah. Come on. Oh, Helen.

Oh,

Helen, do something.

Oh, it's so hot.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, we've got to win those Olympics.

Oh, they're in swimming for training, baby.

We're going to win those.

Oh, you bet. All three of those medals are going to be ours.

Oh, hang it up.

Bouncing against those hot little... Oh, God.

Gold medal.

Oh, silver medal.

And bronze.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God. The best Olympics.

Fuck it, my head. I'll just wrap a little pussy around me, V.

Oh, it's as hot as the fucking Olympics could ever be.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, baby.

Oh,

that's not sweet.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

That's right. Probably had the best birthday party in his whole life.

She did.

to Jesus to me.

What's wrong?

What?

Ken,

they're evil. They're evil. They're evil. Ken, Ken. Where? Where?

Please help me. Help me with this.

Help me out.

Oh, certainly.

You did a nice job.

She didn't tell us what we want to know, but she's not going to swim tomorrow.

And we're going to bin.

And that is what counts.

This is what counts.

I'm a very happy man.

If you come to my country sometime, I can tell you, okay?

No, no.

How do we say goodbye?

We did that, sir, okay?

What the hell are you doing?

I'm eating a bit. No, lady.

She'll be okay.

Really.

No.

Find out what kind of drugs those bastards gave him.

But, Coach, the Olympics... Well, Coach, the

drugs have worn off, and I can certify Christian for Olympic competition.

But, uh, she doesn't seem to have the pep, and I can't help you there.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the final event in a woman's 200 -meter

freestyle. The Olympic record in this event is 1 minute, 48 points.

Five seconds.

Swimmers, five minutes to your blocks.

And girls, I expect you to win.

Are there any questions?

Coach, I've got to blow you.

What?

I've got to. No, no, please, no.

Have you taken leave of yourself with Kristen?

Kristen, baby, come on. We have like three minutes. What is it?

It's four minutes to the race.

Kristen, baby, come on.

Coach, what's wrong with you?

Kristen. Eva, stop, please.

Kristen, come on.

You want a gold medal out of me. You better not ask any questions. Just let

do it. I want a gold medal, but we have three minutes.

I don't understand this. She slipped.

My God, this goes along with everything else weird that's happened on this trip.

This weather, snow, rain, sun.

This is incredible.

And then Ken.

My own son, basically.

I love that boy.

It broke my heart.

This isn't right.

Kristen, please, listen to me.

This is not what a coach is supposed to do.

One minute.

Kristen, we'll take good care of you. It'll be all right. But please, just

We should have never let her come.

Oh, no, not again. No, no, no. I can't. No, no, no.

Fifteen seconds Ten

seconds

You gotta get out there and compete

well I gotta swim