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She set it down as soft
as a baby duck's bottom.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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Sorry, this is just a
little difficult for me.
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No, no, no, I mean,
you don't have to apologize.
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I'm just-It's just, I just
got out of this relationship.
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Really?
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Well, I didn't just get
out, I was kind of gotten out.
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All right, all right, I was dumped.
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But believe me, it's over with, and
it's for the best, and it's really not
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worth going into.
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So, where were we?
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Now, wait a second, wait a
second, you just got out of a relationship?
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What happened?
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No, I don't know.
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Well, I do know, actually.
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Ryan's a pig.
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Ryan?
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Possessive, pushy, totally insensitive.
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We hate Ryan.
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We do.
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I can't see why anyone
would possibly want to dump you.
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You haven't seen Elaine.
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We really hate
Elaine, especially her
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16-inch waist and
her perky little breasts.
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I mean, no wonder we hate her.
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Anyway, I'm fine, I'm fine.
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Just sort of dealing with it.
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Well, you know, if all this is
going too fast for you, I mean, we don't
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have to rush things.
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Would that be okay?
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No, absolutely not.
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Sure.
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I mean, come on, you
know, I'm not this Ryan.
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No, you're not.
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You're much more sensitive.
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I'm a sensitive guy.
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I will never say that I was false
apart, though absence seemed my flame.
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Do qualify.
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As easy might I from
my self depart, as
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from my soul, which
in my breast doth lie.
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Sometimes you can even see Venus.
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Yeah.
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It's beautiful when
there's a full moon out.
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That's a B.
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Right.
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R. Hitler.
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Just wanted to see if
you were paying attention.
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Martin.
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Yeah.
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Unless you want to do another word.
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I was thinking we could maybe go to bed.
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Go on.
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You heard her.
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Jump.
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Don't think.
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So you scored with the sensitive thing.
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No, no, I didn't score
with the sensitive thing.
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Man, there's nothing
to be embarrassed about.
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I mean, I've done very
well with the sensitive thing.
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Oh, you know what works great?
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Buy one of those Victorian
novels from those used bookstores.
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Eddie, I'm not doing a thing, okay?
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I just met this wonderful
woman who's coming
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off of a bad relationship
and I'm just--.
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Being sensitive to them.
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Okay, okay, it wasn't fair.
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It's not a sensitive thing.
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Thank you.
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It's a rebound thing.
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Could we just drop it, okay?
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No, no, no, it's great.
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It's great.
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For the next four weeks, everything
you do is going to be perfect.
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Why?
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Because you're not the other guy.
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Classic rebound.
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It's bullshit.
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It's bullshit.
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She likes me for who I am.
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Maybe.
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But she likes you
more for who you're not.
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Could we just have our lunch?
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I'm just saying, take advantage of it.
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Because in about four weeks,
she's going to get over the other guy.
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And then you're just going to be you.
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Well, thanks for clearing that up.
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Thank you very much.
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That's not very sensitive.
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Hi, can I help you?
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Oh, uh, I was looking for Stephanie.
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Oh, she's not back yet.
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It's Wednesday.
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She probably stopped at the
farmer's market in Union Square.
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Come on in.
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Thanks.
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Oh, look.
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Weathering heights.
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Yeah.
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Hope she doesn't already have it.
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Victorian novels, huh?
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La la.
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You know what?
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Stephanie never told me she had a roommate.
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Oh, I don't live here anymore.
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I just never gave back my key.
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I'm Ryan.
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Ryan?
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That's funny.
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Stephanie used to go
out with a gun and skip her.
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Am I right?
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Hey, you figured it out, Red.
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Nice to meet you, Ryan.
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How do you love a woman?
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Do.
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And who did you say you were again?
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I'm Martin Tupper.
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I'm the guy.
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Stephanie's seeing you now.
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Huh.
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Well.
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Well, well, well.
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Is it possible that I am
not wanted in this plot joint?
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Undoubtedly.
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Oh, Martin.
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Stephanie.
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Ryan, what are you doing here?
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I'm meeting Martin.
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He brought you a book.
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It's Wuthering Heights.
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Thank you, Ryan.
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This is for you.
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Thank you, Martin.
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I've always wanted to read this book.
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So, Stephanie, you're going out with a guy.
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Is that like your business, Ryan?
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She did tell you she
was a lesbian, didn't she?
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Hey, I can tell you from firsthand
experience that Stephanie is not a --
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A lesbian?
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Is that a hard word
for you to say, lesbian?
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Don't label me Ryan.
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Listen, Stephanie, we got to talk.
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Okay.
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Well, no.
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I have nothing to say to you.
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I broke up with Elaine.
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Really?
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I'm sorry.
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She was so pretty and stupid.
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You're right.
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She was.
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I should never have left you.
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But you did.
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And I'm with Martin now.
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And I'm very happy.
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So, then, that's it.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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Now, are you going?
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Or are you going to wait and be kicked out?
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Bye-bye now.
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You're just trying to
get back at me for Elaine.
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Oh, I am not.
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Then you're doing this for Donna.
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Oh, my God.
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Who's Donna?
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Donna's my mother.
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Come on, Steph.
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I know I screwed up.
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Don't do this.
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She asked you to leave.
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Oh, okay.
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Fine.
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I'll just leave you kids
to your heterosexual fun.
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Well, she's a hell of a guy.
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I never said she was a guy.
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You also never said she was a she.
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What was only the second date?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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And your gay lover is more
of a now we're getting married,
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you should know type of thing.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't know how to tell you.
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It's hard to know how to
explain it to, you know, a man.
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I guess I thought you might be threatened.
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Threatened?
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm not threatened.
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Mm-hmm.
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I just wish I'd known.
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That's all.
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Mm-hmm.
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It's no big deal.
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Really?
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Really.
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You're threatened.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I just need a little air.
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Martin, it's okay.
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You don't have
to -- No, no, no.
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No, this is great.
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I'll see you in a bit.
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Now that I'm here and see what's
to be had, I shall dally in the valley.
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And believe me, I can dally.
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Mm.
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Martin, you've been
down there for three hours.
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No, no, it's okay.
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I'm enjoying this.
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Six times is enough.
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I'm going blind.
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I just want to make sure you feel good.
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I can't feel anything anymore.
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He's got a dill picking for a tongue,
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and some day somebody's
going to slap the lid down on him.
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That was wonderful.
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Really?
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You couldn't tell?
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I think the neighbors know.
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Well, I just --
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I just wanted to, you know,
do the things you liked.
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Well, I did like them.
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And I also liked what
we did the other night.
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Good, good, you know,
'cause that worked for me, too.
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Martin, I've always liked sex with men.
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That's not why I was with a woman.
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It's not?
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Uh, what was it?
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Well, you know, it
was all the other things.
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Oh, sure.
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Stephanie, do you
want to exercise with me?
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What other things?
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Everything.
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It's hard to explain.
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Could you try?
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Well, women talk to each other.
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I talk.
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I talk all the time.
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I know, but it's not the same thing.
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I mean, women listen.
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I listen.
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Look, I'm listening right now.
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I'm talking and I'm listening.
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And I can share and I can express
my feelings and -- I can even cry.
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I mean, under certain circumstances.
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I know.
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I know you can, but it's different.
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I mean, when you were
someone who's like you,
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there's a connection, you
know, comfort and ease.
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You know what it's like?
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It's like when you're with Eddie.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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No, it's not like that at all.
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I mean, no, Eddie may have --
No, no, no, it's not the same thing.
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I don't think so.
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No, no, no.
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A lesbian?
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No, no, she's not a lesbian.
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Martin, she sleeps with women.
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Yeah, yeah, but
she sleeps with men, too.
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Okay, so what you're saying
is she's a part-time lesbian.
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No.
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Come on.
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Look, we all have a
masculine feminine side, right?
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Not me.
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Sure you do.
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Come on.
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We all do.
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I have a feminine side.
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Martin, is there something
you're trying to tell me?
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No, no, no.
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As it happens, my feminine
side is attracted to women.
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So what you're
saying is you're a lesbian.
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Don't you care what
anyone says, Mr. Gregg?
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You wear it.
277
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And I'm comfortable with that.
278
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Hi.
279
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Hi.
280
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You okay?
281
00:12:46,001 --> 00:12:47,000
Yeah, I'm fine.
282
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Come on in.
283
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:53,000
What's -- Hi, Martin.
284
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What are you doing here, Ryan?
285
00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:57,000
Martin, it's okay.
286
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Everything's fine.
287
00:12:58,001 --> 00:13:02,000
Ryan and I finally talk things over,
and we're going to put everything
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behind us and just be friends.
289
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Great.
290
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,000
That's great.
291
00:13:06,001 --> 00:13:09,000
I know you're still mad at her
because she was such a pig when you first
292
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met, but that's over with.
293
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Yes, it's over with, I promise.
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Friends.
295
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Sure.
296
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Sure.
297
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I'm just going to go fix my face.
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It'll only be a minute.
299
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Okay.
300
00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:29,000
Bye.
301
00:13:29,001 --> 00:13:35,000
So, Ryan, are you from New York?
302
00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:37,000
Look, I'm going to
get her back, you know.
303
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Excuse me?
304
00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:41,000
I am getting her back.
305
00:13:41,001 --> 00:13:47,000
Not a chance.
306
00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:49,000
Oh, my God.
307
00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:50,000
What?
308
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:53,000
I can't believe they killed Kathy.
309
00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:55,000
How could they kill Kathy?
310
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:58,000
God, those Bronte sisters were twisted.
311
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Are you coming out of there?
312
00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:07,000
What?
313
00:14:07,001 --> 00:14:10,000
Madam, you have no
idea what you have missed.
314
00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:13,000
And what delights await you?
315
00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:21,000
You came for a show, my
friends, and you shall have it.
316
00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:35,000
Is it my perfume?
317
00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:36,000
Mm.
318
00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:54,000
Hey!
319
00:15:04,001 --> 00:15:12,000
Oh, weird.
320
00:15:12,001 --> 00:15:20,000
How did -- what
was -- Uh, that?
321
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:28,000
In the morning, you want to go
to Zay bars and get some locks?
322
00:15:28,001 --> 00:15:29,000
No, I can't.
323
00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:32,000
I told Ryan I'd have
brunch with her tomorrow.
324
00:15:32,001 --> 00:15:34,000
Yeah, Ryan again, huh?
325
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,000
Well, I'm sorry.
326
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:39,000
I would have invited you, but I
don't think you'd want to come.
327
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:41,000
Oh, well, now we've got each other.
328
00:15:41,001 --> 00:15:45,000
Look, I really think I should be there.
329
00:15:45,001 --> 00:15:50,000
I mean, you know, it'll give Ryan a
chance to get used to the idea of us.
330
00:15:50,001 --> 00:15:59,000
Whether a man likes it or not,
sometimes he has to do what he has to do.
331
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:12,000
There you go.
332
00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:13,000
Thank you.
333
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:16,000
You are so incredible for being here.
334
00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:17,000
He's all in hell.
335
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:20,000
I wanted to, really.
336
00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:23,000
Stephanie.
337
00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:25,000
Ryan, hi.
338
00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:27,000
All the teams are lining up now.
339
00:16:27,001 --> 00:16:29,000
The game is about to start.
340
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:30,000
Hello, Martin.
341
00:16:30,001 --> 00:16:33,000
By the way, how is your ping pong?
342
00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:35,000
Hello, Ryan.
343
00:16:35,001 --> 00:16:36,000
Hi, how's yours?
344
00:16:36,001 --> 00:16:37,000
You want to make anything out of it?
345
00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:38,000
Nice tie.
346
00:16:38,001 --> 00:16:39,000
Thank you.
347
00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:40,916
I was hoping
you'd wear an article of
348
00:16:40,928 --> 00:16:43,000
clothing that points
towards your genitals.
349
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,000
Ryan.
350
00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:45,000
What's the matter, Ryan?
351
00:16:45,001 --> 00:16:46,000
Mm-hmm.
352
00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:47,000
Die, envy?
353
00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:49,000
God, I'm starving.
354
00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:50,000
Me too.
355
00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:54,000
Hey.
356
00:16:54,001 --> 00:16:56,000
Is that my sweater?
357
00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:57,000
I don't think so.
358
00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:59,000
Oh, I think it is.
359
00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:01,000
Remember my sister gave me the sweater?
360
00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:02,000
You're lying.
361
00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:03,000
You know something?
362
00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:05,000
Why don't you keep it?
363
00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:07,000
It always looked better on you anyway.
364
00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:08,000
You what?
365
00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:10,000
You crud.
366
00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:11,000
She steals my sweaters too.
367
00:17:11,001 --> 00:17:13,000
My shirts, my socks.
368
00:17:13,001 --> 00:17:14,000
My entire wardrobe.
369
00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:17,000
If anyone sees the
waiter, I don't have a napkin.
370
00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:19,000
Oh, here, here, take mine.
371
00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:20,000
No, no, no, take mine.
372
00:17:20,001 --> 00:17:21,000
And still fold her.
373
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:27,000
And... Okay, let's order.
374
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:29,000
The specials are right over here.
375
00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:31,000
Oh, honey, your tag is out there.
376
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:32,000
Oh.
377
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:35,000
Well, now you're messing up her collar.
378
00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:38,000
Hold your-- Yeah!
379
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:40,000
We're going.
380
00:17:40,001 --> 00:17:41,000
Did you guys stop?
381
00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:42,000
I'm sorry.
382
00:17:42,001 --> 00:17:44,000
No problem.
383
00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:47,000
Oh, wow.
384
00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:49,000
$10.50 for Caesar's salad.
385
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,000
You just order whatever you like.
386
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:51,000
Okay.
387
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:52,000
It's on me.
388
00:17:52,001 --> 00:17:55,000
Oh, it's daddy paying for everybody.
389
00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:56,000
Ryan.
390
00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:57,000
What?
391
00:17:57,001 --> 00:17:58,000
He's acting like your father.
392
00:17:58,001 --> 00:17:59,000
Make up your mind, Martin.
393
00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:01,000
Do you want to fuck her or
bounce her on your knee?
394
00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:03,000
I just want to buy my girlfriend lunch.
395
00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:05,000
Is that a problem for you?
396
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,000
No, no, no.
397
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,000
The problem is you're
all over her like a rash.
398
00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:11,040
The problem is you're
manly urged to let
399
00:18:11,052 --> 00:18:13,000
everyone in the room
know you own her.
400
00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:16,000
It's like you're fucking Balboa
and she's the Pacific Ocean.
401
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:18,000
You're just planting your
flag all over the place.
402
00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:19,000
Stop it.
403
00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:20,000
Maybe Stephanie likes my flag.
404
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:21,000
Martin, listen.
405
00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:24,000
You can wave your flag around all
you like, but you'll never share with
406
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:26,000
Stephanie the kinds of things I have.
407
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:27,000
You know what?
408
00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:28,000
You're right.
409
00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:29,000
You're absolutely right.
410
00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:30,000
I'm a man.
411
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:31,000
I'm not a woman.
412
00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:32,000
I'm a man.
413
00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:33,000
I've never had a bikini wax.
414
00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:35,000
I can read a map and I piss standing up.
415
00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:36,000
So what's your point?
416
00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:40,000
My point is you're just threatened
because we don't need a penis.
417
00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:42,000
You sure about that?
418
00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:45,000
That's it.
419
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:51,000
Well, here's your napkin.
420
00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:53,000
Have a nice brunch.
421
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,000
Stephanie?
422
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:56,000
Stephanie.
423
00:18:56,001 --> 00:19:00,000
Well, that's that.
424
00:19:00,001 --> 00:19:01,000
Yeah.
425
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:03,000
I know how you feel.
426
00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:17,000
Shit.
427
00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:19,000
Nice to see you, too.
428
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:21,000
And with flowers, no less.
429
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:24,000
That's a manly gesture, Martin,
but I'm afraid you're too late.
430
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:25,000
Here.
431
00:19:25,001 --> 00:19:26,000
Why don't you just give them to her?
432
00:19:26,001 --> 00:19:27,000
You know what I mean?
433
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:28,000
I'd hate to see them go to waste.
434
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,000
What are you talking about?
435
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,000
I didn't win.
436
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:32,000
Stop busting my balls, will you?
437
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:34,000
I said you were too late.
438
00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:35,000
We're both too late.
439
00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:39,000
Seems she went off to Vermont
with somebody named Chris.
440
00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:40,000
What?
441
00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:44,000
Who the hell is Chris?
442
00:19:44,001 --> 00:19:46,000
I don't know.
443
00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:48,000
Mr. or Ms.
444
00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:54,000
Tonight we are confronted with
a phenomenon that has the leading
445
00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:56,000
scientists of the world completely baffled.
446
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:58,000
I don't believe this.
447
00:19:58,001 --> 00:19:59,000
I don't blame her.
448
00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:00,000
You know, I don't blame her.
449
00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:01,000
I was such a frick.
450
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:02,000
Yeah, me too.
451
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,000
Yeah, you were a frick.
452
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:06,000
I mean, you know, hey, we were both pricks.
453
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:12,000
Well, I guess I'll just go home,
throw some stuff, maybe cry a little.
454
00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:15,000
Yeah, me too.
455
00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:16,000
See you.
456
00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:17,000
Bye.
457
00:20:17,001 --> 00:20:24,000
Look, uh, would you like
to get a coffee or something?
458
00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:25,000
Coffee.
459
00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:26,000
Yeah, forget it.
460
00:20:26,001 --> 00:20:27,000
Forget it.
461
00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:28,000
Forget it.
462
00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:29,000
It was a stupid idea.
463
00:20:29,001 --> 00:20:30,000
No, no, no, no.
464
00:20:30,001 --> 00:20:31,000
It's a great idea.
465
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:32,918
But you know, as
long as we're doing this
466
00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:35,000
bonding thing, we
might as well do it right.
467
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,000
Why not make it a beer?
468
00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:39,000
Right out of the bottle.
469
00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:40,000
You got it.
470
00:20:40,001 --> 00:20:41,000
Excuse me.
471
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:42,000
I'm sorry.
472
00:20:42,001 --> 00:20:45,000
I'm looking for apartment 6F.
473
00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:49,000
Oh, well, it's right at
the other end of the hall.
474
00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:50,000
Just right down there.
475
00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:51,000
Can't miss it.
476
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,000
Great.
477
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,000
Thank you.
478
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:58,000
We have much in common, milady.
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