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Toby, have the Miller Galley's
gotten back from production yet?
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Yeah, they're on my desk.
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Can I have them, please?
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Help yourself.
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Oh, B, I've been waiting for these.
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Well, now you got them.
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You startin' in again?
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What are you doing?
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Could you step back?
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I don't stand over your
shoulder when you're working.
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You're not working.
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You're just playing some game.
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It's not a game.
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It's an interactive simulation.
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See?
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I'm the stock boy, right?
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And I gotta put these cans on the shelf.
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Look, here comes another truckload.
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Cream corn, okay?
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That goes on aisle five.
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Spinach?
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Who's that guy?
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The assistant manager.
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He's always pissed off.
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He's shooting fire out of
us while I do something.
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Come on, do something.
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Do something.
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Hey, bud.
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Oh, you missed a can.
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Beats, I'll tell.
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Beats, I'll tell.
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Yeah, Martin, hello.
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It's me, Eddie.
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Oh, hi.
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What's up?
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Nothing, man.
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I just saw a drop by.
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Hey, what are you doing tonight?
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Nothing, maybe.
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Fold some socks and watch some TV.
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Uh-oh.
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Spill on aisle five.
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Better get the mop.
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How would you like to go to
the talk show digest awards?
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No.
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No way.
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Forget it.
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Not after last year.
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I'd much rather fold socks.
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Oh, come on, man.
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I'm nominated.
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You're always nominated,
and you always lose.
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Then you get bitter and depressed and
make everyone around you miserable.
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And besides, the food was lousy.
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Hey, that guy's eating
grapes without paying for them.
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Where's my laser sword?
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Eddie, why don't you just take a date?
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Oh, so she can watch me lose.
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Oh, that's a great way to impress a woman.
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Come on, man.
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You're my best friend.
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I'll give you five bucks.
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Well, I'll tell you one thing.
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There's no price tag
on loyalty or friendship.
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We'll make a tent.
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But right after you lose, I'm out of there.
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Oh, great.
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Thanks.
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Price tag!
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Price tag!
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I got trucks backed up out of here.
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Come!
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Every year, it's the same damn thing.
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Phil and Oprah, Oprah and Phil.
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Have you ever noticed it's always
a black woman or a white man?
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It's never a black man.
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Coincidence?
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I don't think so.
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Double scotch, straight up.
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I'll take half that on the rock.
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Eddie, you said you weren't
going to win, and you didn't.
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I mean, there must be
some satisfaction in that.
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Who said that? Not me.
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Eddie.
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Eddie, I'm so sorry.
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I really thought that this
was going to be your year.
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Well, thanks.
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But you know it's an
honor just to be nominated.
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Don't bullshit, Dr. Brothers.
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You're right. Losing sucks.
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Yet you can't let it negate
your feelings of self-worth.
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Well, thank you for the insight.
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Coming from you, that really means a lot.
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Thank you.
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Showbiz butt-kisser.
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Get a grip, will you?
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What?
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Okay, I'm going to get out of
here before you sink any lower.
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Besides, it's getting late.
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Excuse me, do you have the time?
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Yes, it's, uh...
Boy, is she free!
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Early.
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Only 9 o'clock.
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Oh, you're kidding.
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I feel like I've been in that
ballroom for about a week.
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I've had to shave twice since I got here.
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Martin Tuffer.
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Hi, Alicia Littleton.
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Eddie Charles.
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Oh, hi, Ray.
Congratulations on your nomination.
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Well, thank you.
It's nice to be recognized by your peers.
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I'm sorry you didn't win.
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Always a bridesmaid.
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So, Martin, are you in the business?
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Uh, no, no. I'm in publishing.
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Martin puts out those dirty
books you see in the laundromats.
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Ooh, I love a good, trashy novel.
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Hey, who doesn't?
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What the... What do you do, Alicia?
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Well, you see those pretentious
network stiff standing over there?
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A bunch of idiots.
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I'm one of them.
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Oh.
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I didn't mean that...
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No, so it's okay.
I couldn't agree with you more.
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Anyways, uh, Martin,
weren't you just leaving?
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Uh...
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So anyway, they took away all my
frequent flower miles, but it was worth it.
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So what about you, Martin?
What is the weirdest place you ever did it?
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Uh... That would be with my ex-wife
while we were watching a summer theater
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production of "The Miracle Worker."
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All right, your turn, Eddie.
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Uh, okay, you know how in the Macy's
Day Parade they had those big balloons?
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Alicia!
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Oh, God, not this asshole.
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Oh, God, hello.
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I gotta go talk to this guy if
we're not back in five minutes.
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Pull the fire alarm.
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She's great.
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Okay, look, I'll make a deal with you.
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If either of us really
thinks we have a shot
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with her, we'll just
mention the name...
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Ramon.
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And then the other guy leaves.
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Exactly.
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Okay, a deal.
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Sorry I was gone so long.
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You were away maybe a minute, tops.
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Really? I'm sure days were flying off
the calendar. Seasons were changing.
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Little boys are turning into men.
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She's gonna be serious.
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So what'd I miss?
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Uh... Eddie and I were just
talking about our old friend, Ramon.
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Did I mention that's a
beautiful dress you're wearing?
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Oh, thank you.
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She's good old Ramon.
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Remember the time you had to go away?
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Yeah, but as I recall,
Ramon didn't want to leave.
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No, no.
But he left anyway because he was a friend.
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And because he had a deal.
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What's this Ramon?
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Just some jerk we knew in high school.
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Who got beat up because he wouldn't leave.
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Eddie, I want you
to meet one of our
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major advertisers.
He's right over there.
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Uh... I'll be right back.
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Take your time.
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I'm really glad I met you guys.
I thought tonight was gonna be awful.
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I gotta make love to her.
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Look, I'd really like to see you again.
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Would later tonight be too so?
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- Works for me. - We could have a nightcap.
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Great. Great. I know
a new bar not too
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far from here. It's
all our deco with...
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...bad service and a lot of smoke.
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How about 11 o'clock?
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Don't you know what's going to happen now?
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- I'll bite. - Oh, no. I will.
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I'll be there.
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You know, I should go mingle a little more.
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Shake a few hands, kiss a few butts.
You know, business.
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I'll see ya.
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- Where'd she go? - Hmm?
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Where'd she go?
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Oh, oh, Alicia.
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She had to go off and do some business.
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Guess we both lost out.
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Well, I guess I'm OZ-ing out.
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Still got those socks to fold.
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Oh, okay. Well, thanks for coming.
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No problem. I'll see you later.
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Well, what are you waiting for?
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Halt, you gonna run?
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I should wear a girdle.
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Oh, you irresistible boy.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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Me? What are you doing here?
You're supposed to be folding socks.
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Yeah, well, Alicia invited me up here.
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Eh, wrong. Alicia invited me up here.
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When I is me cricket with
champagne for the Miss Littleton.
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Oh, oh, mister, mister, no misses.
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- I'll sign for it.
- Oh, wonderful. You'll sign for my trip.
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Have a wonderful evening, gentlemen.
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Look, there's obviously
some kind of confusion.
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There are three glasses.
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You know the old saying,
"Everything comes in threes."
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Yeah, so?
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Martin, think about it.
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Champagne, hotel room, three glasses.
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What else could it mean?
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Who would be silly enough to leave that?
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Me.
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So? So there are three glasses?
I mean, come on.
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There's two phones and
there are four pillows, right?
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And there's 11 hand towels.
What does that mean, huh?
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That a football team is going
to come through the door?
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Good. You're both still here.
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I wasn't sure you'd be game.
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But good.
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Anyone for some champagne?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Felicia.
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I think we need a minute here.
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All right.
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It's just that this particular--
I hope you'll be... naked.
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This is weird.
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This is definitely weird.
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I can't do this.
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Yeah, I'm with you.
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So I think maybe you should go.
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Me? Hell no. Why don't you go?
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Wait a minute. We're partners, you know.
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Oh, yeah. We've been partners a long time.
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That's right. We always been 50/50.
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Fuck that. I saw her first.
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We saw her at the same time.
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Well, I don't care. If you're
not leaving, then I'm not leaving.
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All right.
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You know, there's always the other option.
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You look crazy!
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No. No.
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I don't know.
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No, we wouldn't have to
do anything with each other.
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Are you sure?
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I mean, what's the protocol
in this sort of situation?
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I don't know. Why don't you ask her?
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You ask her. You saw her first!
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Alicia?
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Yes?
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Uh, we were just wondering.
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You weren't expecting us to, you
know, with each other, were you?
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Not unless you want to.
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But we don't want to.
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Mm. No.
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Okay.
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So?
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I don't know. I mean,
remember the time at
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camp when we had to
share a sleeping bag?
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Yeah. Well, I didn't like that so much.
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You're right.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
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I'm right behind you.
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Ah, my little Juliet.
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Juliet, you should shave.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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Thank you for a delightful evening.
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Delightful?
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Ah, skipping.
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Hello. Naked men, do not disturb.
Come back later.
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Anyway.
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Uh, so. How'd you sleep?
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Fine.
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Uh, those are mine.
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You want to get some breakfast?
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No. Don't think.
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Uh, we could call room service.
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No. Not hungry.
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Martin, man, about last night.
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Look, I really gotta run.
I'll, uh, I'll catch you later.
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I know, I know, I'm late. Any calls?
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I don't know. It rang a couple of times.
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Would you shut that thing off?
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I can't. Its will is too strong.
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It's all I think about.
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I shut my eyes and I see cans.
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I have to put away the cans.
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I have to put away the cans.
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I've got a game for you.
It's called Answer My Phone.
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I only have two hands.
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Toby!
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Martin's office. What do you want?
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Hey, Toby, it's me, Eddie.
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Is he in yet?
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Uh, yeah, he's here.
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But then he left. Go. Somewhere.
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Oh. Well, do you know where he went?
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Do I know where he went?
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Uh, he went to, uh, uh, a club.
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A club?
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To claw?
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To claw?
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Yeah, you heard me.
He went to the club to claw.
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It's his clawing day.
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Okay, well could you remind him
we have a racquetball game tonight?
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Sure, sure.
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Thank you, Toby.
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Oh my God!
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What?
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They just made me a cashier!
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(phone rings)
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Fuck.
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Toby.
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Toby.
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Toby!
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Shut up!
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My freezer's broken and I got two
tons of poultry spoiling in the alley.
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Isn't that the same outfit
you wore yesterday?
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I made it to level eight. I can't stop now.
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Any messages?
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Yeah, Eddie called. Again.
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The guy's called 20 times this week.
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Call him back, will ya?
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He's ruining my concentration.
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What's wrong with you guys, anyway?
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I don't know, Toby.
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Friendships can take
a weird turn, you know.
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I mean, things happen and... I don't
know, I guess in any relationship...
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Yes! Yes! I won!
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I made it to manager!
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Thanks for being there.
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I can't believe it!
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I'm the manager of a supermarket!
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That doesn't exist.
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I feel so empty.
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We need to talk.
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Really?
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I don't know that there's
anything we need to talk about.
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We need to talk.
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Look, it's just that I feel like
there's some distance between us,
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and I'm not the one that put it there.
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00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,000
I really don't know what you mean.
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We sleep together once, and
you don't call me for a week?
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I was gonna call you today.
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Hmm.
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Excuse me?
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00:18:58,001 --> 00:19:01,000
Look, Martin, we both wanted it.
You know it and I know it.
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What was I supposed to say?
I didn't want you to come?
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I didn't want to go out on a threesome?
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Maybe you're right.
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You want a donut?
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No, I don't want a donut.
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I want you to return my phone calls.
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I want to play racquetball.
I want my friend back.
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Actually, I do want a donut.
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It's just that I've never seen anyone
actually do it before, you know, live.
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In front of me.
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Yeah, it was definitely weird.
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Weirder for me?
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What?
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00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:40,000
Nothing, nothing. It's just, you
know, she... She moaned more for you.
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00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:41,000
What?
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00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:43,000
She moaned more for you, okay?
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00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:45,000
She moaned for you, too?
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00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,391
Yeah, those squeaky
squeak moans, but
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you got those deep,
gut-wrenching moans.
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00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:52,000
I mean, she was practically
screaming her head off.
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00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:57,000
No, but, man, she called you
tiger all night. Tiger this, tiger that.
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That's true.
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00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,366
Look, man, we've
been through some
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bizarre shit together,
and this was just...
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The most bizarre.
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Oh, yeah.
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No, actually, the most bizarre was
seeing how you look in the morning, you
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know, with your hair all flat on
one side and sticking up in the back.
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Really, Mr. Morning Breath?
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Oh, fuck you. Fuck you, too.
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Chicken, you're what I call a real pal.
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Come on, tiger.
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00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
I'll buy you some dinner.
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00:20:29,001 --> 00:20:33,000
No more arguments. Ferdy, I love you.
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You're hustling.
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We'll probably never
see Alicia again anyway.
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00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:38,507
Oh, well, actually, I
was thinking about
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giving her a call
before she left town.
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What? Without me?
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00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:47,000
Oh, but this is just great.
What are you gonna do? Find another guy?
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Son of a... You'll deal
with any two people.
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Go!
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Star of the hit show 24, Kiefer
Sutherland joins David Letterman next with
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