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Thank you.

Marge, you're here at last.

Come, join us.

Lift up your dress.

Play with yourself.

your pussy more like you used to.

Oh, play with it.

If only you had known how much you'd be missed.

Each second of the day.

Constantly.

Always.

I'm sorry.

So sorry.

Oh, we're happy.

A little lonely when you don't come. But it's very peaceful here.

Yes, like that.

Play with it harder.

I used to love to masturbate when I had the time.

Between flights.

Oh, no.

Your Excellency.

That was the day I decided to kill myself.

What if every girl who likes to get screwed by blacks did that? It's awful.

I'm dead and I never had a black man.

They didn't accept colored people at the hotel I worked at, you see.

That's my sweet. My mother tried to tell me. So did my father, but I was stupid.

Right, right. You're absolutely right. Right about you.

Complete loser, that's you. But I wouldn't listen.

Who would believe that on a honeymoon?

You've only come near me twice in two weeks.

you're good for, reading the papers.

Think you have the reputation of being the greatest lover in town.

That's a laugh. Some Romeo you are.

All right, that's enough, huh?

I thought you really were a good catch. The greatest pussy chaser in town. The

only thing you chase is your whiskey.

You must be demented or something.

That's what you are, a complete egomaniac!

But I warn you, if this continues, I'll get a divorce, and you can get Daddy's

money and his factory goodbye.

That's all you were after when you married me anyway.

I told you to have it soft, didn't you?

It's not true, darling.

Oh, yes, it is. And I'm warning you, you better get it together.

I don't need it every day.

But I do have rights, too, you know. I know, I know.

God knows I'm patient, but I have a limit. If this keeps up, I'll get a

and you'll be out in the cold.

You better think about it. I'm not kidding.

Oh, come on. That's silly.

No, it's not. It's serious.

You want the money Daddy gives you, by God, you're going to earn it.

And that's all there is to it. I'm not asking for the moon, just the minimum

satisfaction. All right, all right.

Yes, dear, you're right.

You know, Mama called last night and asked how I was.

Oh?

Yes.

Actually, I didn't tell her how I really was. I didn't want to upset her.

Oh, well, that was very considerate of you.

Well, I'm not going to keep quiet about this forever.

I'm going to tell Mama and Daddy everything when we get home.

Now, wait, dear.

Oh, fantastic.

Oh, no, don't talk like that. Well, I will.

Must things change?

They will, they will.

Well, we'll see. If they do, I'll change.

You want to keep your job, don't you? If I tell the manager, you'll be in real

trouble.

You're a disgusting degenerate. You'll never work in a hotel again.

Get out. Get out!

Because of that, you wanted to kill yourself?

I was disgusting with my behavior.

I lived only for sex.

It's all I ever thought of.

You. We did the thinking for you.

I think you're the only one who had a valid reason for killing yourself.

Poor Penelope. Poor naive girl.

You have to get up, Penelope.

Open your eyes.

Penelope.

Penelope, you have to get up.

Don't smile at me like a stupid cunt.

Use your smiles on that DJ this afternoon.

As per our telephone conversation on the 23rd of this month...

mind if I smoke.

We confirm that we will guarantee direct broadcast of all the concerts.

You're doing fine.

Of all music performed at the

Kampala Festival.

The other concerts we will also transmit on a delayed basis as our schedule

permits.

Rest assured, we will publicize these broadcasts extensively on a revolving

basis.

Spot basis.

On all our stations.

Speaking of that, did you send a check to Mr. Hines? Yes, sir. It went out this

morning, sir. Good. Okay.

On our part, we reserve complete exclusivity on the broadcast rights for

rebroadcasts afterwards.

on our different outlets of these concerts in Kampala.

In addition, concerning the rights... Oh,

never mind. Put the normal closing on it. We remain yours since you... Et

cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Lovely. Really very nice, sweetheart.

Alan's a very nice guy, but not very important.

You ever seen such fucked up equipment

And here's Penelope with a French song which translated means drowning in your

eyes.

I love

you.

After waiting a day, I came to the hospital to make a proposition.

A strange proposition.

Hello?

Yes?

Is it for an emergency admission?

I'll transfer your call. Don't hang up.

Room 23, first floor.

Hello? Is this maternity?

Look, I've got an emergency on the line.

Just a second.

Excuse me.

Dying is something that's too important to do just any old way.

I also want to die.

But in the best way possible.

The absolutely best way.

By being fucked to death.

Will you join me on this final pleasure cruise?

Allow me to introduce Arnold.

Hello, Arnold.

Shofar, cook, jack of all trades, and very handy around the house. Arnold has

permanent direction.

Yes, ever since he was a naughty little boy and was struck by lightning.

Lightning? Yes, while he was happily masturbating in the woods. He lost his

voice from the shock.

But as compensation, he's had a glorious hard -on ever since.

Oh, I've got to know.

Arnold, you can go now. Now, girls, dinner.

I'm starving.

So am I.

You know, once I knew a fellow who was just about the same as Arnold, but not

from lightning.

Oh.

Balls, balls.

Vagina of newborn calf.

I've never had that before.

Oh, wow.

Are you first, Charlene?

I'll have a drink.

It's the best menu I've ever had. Oh, this looks good.

Oh, it is.

How could we have thought of dying so stupidly in such a vulgar way when such

beautiful death was available?

There it was, waiting for us.

All we had to do was come.

Come!

I was so happy that I didn't want to die anymore.

Lucky for us, Maude put us back on the right track.

I was doing it for your own good.

And you did, Maude, you did.

Remember those two young guys?

They remember us, that's for sure.

Hello, gentlemen.

To what do we owe the pleasure? Hello, well, we're doing an inquiry, and we'd

like to ask a few questions.

An inquiry about what?

Well... Oh, I think you just might be in luck.

Come on, let's get comfortable. Why don't we sit down so we can let yourself

Yes. Here we are.

Shall we sit down? I hope we're not disturbing you by barging in like this.

Oh, no, not at all.

Sit down here, and we'll get comfortable.

We'll help you in every way we can.

Let's all sit down. Would you like a drink? No, I'm of inquiry.

That's better.

Are you pretty good with your pants on? I bet he is.

Well, we're all ready.

Beautiful mask.

Well, thank you. Shall we... Oh, you know, we do some inquiries, too. You're

shy. I wonder what this is. It sure feels warm.

Why don't you take your jacket off and get comfortable? You're going to get hot

with those clothes on. Yes.

I'll bet you're beautiful all over.

Are you shocked?

Oh, my.

I could just eat him up.

Why don't we?

Let's see.

Oh, lovely.

Well, shall we get on with the inquiry?

Yes, let's get on with it.

Amen.

to do it sometime.

I have to do it sometime and it might as well be now.

Maybe he'd be sad if he knew that I was... that I'm... that I'm... Dead?

Richard?

Yes, Richard. Oh, I know you didn't like him. Because I loved you. He wrecked

your life.

And you made a success of my death.

Hello?

Oh, good morning, Mr. Metzinger.

I'm fine in the pink. Oh, I still have her under contract, Mr. Metzinger.

Oh, ten days is your second on the bill. Of course I'm agreeable.

You have my word, Mr. Metzinger. I can assure you. All right, goodbye.

I wonder where the dumb bitch is.

Richard's here. He wants me to come back again. He says he forgives me and he's

taking me to New York City. He's already got the tickets.

Now, don't be impatient, Richard. She's making herself beautiful for your

reunion.

Take a drug in your drink. You'll be able to go like wild blue and we'll be

heaven. Sure.

Loved me.

Use that on Penelope.

Shove it up her ass for me.

Rounding in your eyes.

It's so good. I could do this forever.

Am I losing my mind or something? Look at that.

Boy.

Whoa.

I see it, but I don't believe it.

Son of a bitch.

I'd eat it with a spoon.

I don't either.

I don't believe this.

Me too.

I got you.

I understand, Charlene.

You're afraid you won't have enough courage, that you won't be able to go

the way.

Don't be afraid. I'll help you, my sweet.

We will help you.

Arnold, show her how to die joyously.

This voyage finally ends.

Tonight I'll join you. No, you mustn't die.

You're our connection with life, Maud.

Because you live, we live too. You mustn't die.

You must continue your project, Maud.

Yes, you must continue.

Go, go find others, Maud, and bring them here. Come back soon.

Dying is too important to do it just any old way.

Maud, you're finally here.

Lift up your dress.

Caress yourself.

Oh, yes.

Play with it, Maud.

Play with it like you used to.

Go on, Maud. Be brave.

I'm so tired.

Really tired.

Why, I've had it. Let me rest.

Not yet.

There's still so much to do.

Rest.

I just want to rest.

I'm so tired, so tired.

I just want to rest, that's all.

Do it for us, Maude. You owe it to us. I can't do it much longer.

Don't let us down.

Maud, you must go on.

Maud, come back soon. Don't let us down, Maud. You must go on. Come back soon.

Maud, you must go on. Don't let us down.

Maud, come back soon.

Here we go again, Arnold.