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Hey everyone!

Welcome to my new channel Scream Queenz are King

where we discuss everything horror from the perspective

of me your lead, Lead.

I used to like him,

but Pepe LePew is low-key a serial killer.

(singing) Requiem For a Dream is a horror film.

I just auditioned for my first film.

Stay tuned.

Ooh, that's a good one.

Off the top of my head, the scariest kids in horror.

Um, there's Damien, Ragan,

The Grady Twins, Esther, Isaac, and Coraline.

Oh!

I did not expect that at all.

(scary groans)

(yelling) We got a call back.

We just crossed a major milestone y'all.

Ten subscribers in only a month.

So I'm going to dedicate this episode

to that person @GoGoLeaveNow.

Oh my God!

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

I just booked my first horror film.

I'm going to be in a movie.

(joyful scream)

Gotta call Jess.

[Jess] Ready? And action.

I'm not sure where they went.

[Jess] Maybe we should split up.

You think that's a good idea?

[Jess] We could probably meet them behind the shed.

Should be safe there.

Come on.

[Jess] Behind you.

(fearful scream)

(gasping groans)

[Jess] And cut.

That's my scene.

[Jess] That was really really good.

Hand me the camera.

OK, so if you've been following me,

you know I've been documenting my journey

to booking my first horror film

and today's the first day of Production for me.

And even if it's a low-budget film,

you know I'm going make the most out of it.

Thank y'all for watching

and please remember to subscribe to my channel.

I post videos every day.

And remember, Scream Queenz are King.

- How was it? - Perfect.

I really want today to go well.

You are. You're going to kill it.

Cause even though, you know,

no protection for the complexion and the black people always die.

No, I just really want a good death.

You know, like Johnny Depp in the first Elm Street.

I like Johnny Depp.

Maybe you'll get like a Texas Chainsaw meat hook death.

- Ohh, that be cool - Mhm!

Or Lupita in Us?

That's different cause Lupita was like

the killer and the final girl.

Most of the time they just kill us.

Another example of us just surrounded by white people

dying at the altar of white supremacy.

America has always been a horror film for black people.

That's just because they're scared of our magic.

- Don't you know it. - Mhm.

You should... You should sit down. Come here.

Do you know anything about this movie?

Mm. Mm.

What do you know?

Well they just gave me sides.

So from the looks of it, it just looks like one of those,

you know, funeral gone bad, reunion type of things

where everybody dies in the woods.

Mhm. And it doesn't feel at all red flaggy to you

that there is literally nothing online about a producer,

about the director, about the Production company,

about the people who are going to do your crafty.

it's in Indie. it's going to be fine.

- I got this. - Okay.

if you say you got it, then maybe you got it,

but I'm just telling you, my spirit feels

like you don't got it.

We gotta go.

Wait, I need to be in this lot.

All right, well come on, put this shirt on.

I got it.

Listen here.

Put this on and pay close attention

to everything I'm about to say to you

because I don't feel like going back over this again.

- Okay. - This first.

Dang, that's small.

I know and expensive. It costs $200.

I'm going to put that right there. You don't touch it again.

- [Lead] Girl, I won't. - Alright, here we go.

It shoots in hi-res, night vision

and the reviews online say that we can get up to

5 hours of shooting time.

All the good footage, though, will be on your real camera.

but I'm telling you, if it falls off, that's it,

- and we're done for it. - It's not going to fall off

- It's so cool. - All right.

I'm going to do this once. I'm going to do it one time,

and here we go, quick and fast.

This is your phone.

The shooting camera, it's going to give you the best coverage.

This is going in the top titty.

Pick a side.

This one.

This one, both of these from my job,

they're both disabled. Also shooting camera, backup.

This goes in the other titty. Thank you so much.

Yep, secure please.

Tuck? Yes.

This is the dummy phone.

The call sheet said that they're taking phones at the van.

You'll give them this one, also back pocket.

Make sure though,

everything on airplane mode and do not disturb.

- Got it. check. - Okay. Check.

Speaking of check, titty check. Let's give it a quick jump.

Is everything secure?

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah. How do you feel?

- I feel good. - Okay. Are you sure?

- Yep. - This...

- You're sure? - Yes, I feel good.

You want me to do another titty jump?

- One more for safety. - Okay.

Feels good.

Okay, everything's secure. Let's go, you gotta go.

Alright, let's go.

Parking lot.

Meet strangers for a horror film at somebody's parking lot.

It's going to be fine.

- Cause that's wise to you? - You're so over...

That makes sense to you?

I know you love me but you really...

I love you a lot.

- I'm not going to die - Okay.

- Shut up! No I'm serious...

I've never even seen that movie.

(scary musical stinger)

- Sorry, I didn't see you there. - It's going to be a scorcher today.

You should be careful.

Uh, tonight's a full moon.

Crazies come out in the dark.

They're going to try to take you from the light.

Especially the pretty ones.

- Okay. - Alright, bye.

- Thank you. - Alright.

Crazy people don't need a reason to be crazy.

They just be crazy.

Yeah but you saw what I saw, right?

[in unison] The warning.

Every horror movie has one.

dun, Dun, DUN!!!

Maybe he knows something.

Hey you!

How will I know the light?

It'll sound...

different.

Okay.

Stop talking to strangers. We've been through this. Stop talking...

- What kind of answer was that? - What kind of question was that?

No, I had to get...

So I had to get on because we just came across

a warning from a homeless guy.

Well okay, well hold on.

Now how do you even know that that nigga was homeless1/

He could've been a man who was having a day.

I mean he looked homeless.

But anyways, I just wanted to ask y'all if I should, you know,

take heed or maybe he's just, you know,

I guess we'll find out.

Everybody say 'Hi' to Jess.

Hey! Gang, gang.

My one to call when there's only one to call.

It's my girl right here,

but sadly she won't be joining me on set y'all.

No, but you know I got you.

I know. I know.

Did you pack a phone charger, yes or no?

Mmm...

Did you pack the phone charger, yes or no?

I don't know. OK, Jess...

Jess, thank you, Jess. You be on me

because sometimes I get so excited that I do forget.

- I do forget y'all. - Yes.

And even though you're not supposed to have your devices

if they start to die, you need to be able to charge.

our content is dependent on you.

That's true y'all.

And we are here.

Mmm.

Oh, how great. We're all here.

Alright, the director prefers that we use character names.

So we have Jock, Girlfriend, Black Guy and Single Girl.

- You're the lead. - Uh, no.

[Lead] I wish... It's just my name.

That's a cool name.

- Thanks.

Why does she get to use her real name?

Because the director likes her real name.

Guess ours weren't good enough.

- Alright you about to change your clothes? - Yeah.

Alright go ahead and put it in here, please.

Thank you. Great.

Paperwork looks good.

Everything is checking out pretty great

You ever seen Willie Wonka in the Chocolate Factory?

Where all those kids just opened up those golden tickets

and they just showed up to the factory.

They didn't know who made the factory.

They didn't know who worked at the factory.

They didn't know whose Factory it was.

They didn't even know what they were really selling

at the factory.

They had never seen Willie or his Wonka.

And you know what happened to all them kids?

That's right, they died.

Alright, I want to remind everybody

that you all signed an NDA with the rest of your paperwork.

To clarify, this is a closed set.

OK? Discussions about productions

are only to be between members of Production.

[Jock] It's kind of like Vegas.

OK. There's absolutely no sharing of scripts.

There is no digital recording of any kind

and to ensure the integrity of our set,

I'm going to be taking all phones

until the end of Productions.

Go ahead and drop them in.

[Black Guy] Wait, what?!

Just put it in the thing.

Again, they will be returned to you once you are wrapped.

Just put it in man.

Thank you.

No. And what does that say about me?

That I would just drop her off someplace like this

and just leave her here to just be a dummy.

For her sweet self.

Just so sweet and artistic

and passionate and bright, but just dumb.

All of them, just all of them.

One, two, three, four, five, just dumb.

[Lead] When do we leave?

Van leaves in 2 minutes.

I just wrapped an episode of Divorce Court.

Oh, are you married?

No, he's with me.

Oh, so you two are married?

- Well, not yet. - Not yet.

We're working on our careers first.

So do you guys go on a lot of auditions?

Well I mean, it's been a little slow for me,

but you know I take them as they come.

I probably get like what, like three or four a week.

Cool.

Well, I just booked my first commercial.

- Yes, she did. - Oh, really?!

I mean it's non-union but it is principal, so.

So cool.

- Congrats. - What about you?

Um, actually I haven't really gone a lot of auditions.

Uh, this is like my first real gig.

- And I also have a YouTube channel. - Have you guys read the script?

I don't think anybody's actually read the script.

Yeah, actors only getting their parts.

Mhm.

Do you die?

- Yes. - I do too.

Yeah, me too.

[Lead] So we all die.

Great.

Oh, so you're the couple who does it before they die.

And you're the Black Guy.

Well, actually I'm the Gay Guy

so I'm probably dying horribly.

I mean, I got lines though.

(clears throat)

Aaargh!!! Fuck, that hurts!

And then, dead.

Are you gay?

No! No no no!

What? I'm just showing my range, you know?

Why, are you single?

Uh...

They should have just hired a queer actor.

- [Jock] Right. - Alright, it's time to head on up.

Grab your things, let's get going.

Alright, you have your pages.

I know it's not the full script, but trust the director.

He has a vision, all right.

Oh, almost forgot.

I'm going to need to blindfold each of you for the ride up

and I'll also give you headphones to block out sound, OK?

Just another precaution to make sure that we're protecting

the integrity of the director's work.

Is everybody OK with this?

- Uh... - I actually need a verbal confirmation of consent.

- [Actors] Yes. - OK, there we go.

Great, who's first?

Well, I guess I'll go.

Great.

- Be easy, all right. - Black Guy.

Don't you think this is kind of weird?

Uh, actually I think it's pretty cool.

I don't know about this. I've never done anything like this.

- This way. - I got shotgun.

So exciting. I can't contain myself.

(ominous music)

They're bringing out my ugly side

and they're bringing out blindfolds and headphones.

Absolutely not. I got to go. I got to call you back. Bye.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

- Have you lost your mind? - I said I'm good.

Everything about this is suspect.

Are you crazy?

OK, there's no filming, please put that away.

No, I don't work here and I didn't sign anything.

- Lead. - Jess.

OK, look, if it makes you feel any better,

we've been doing this all week, OK?

The Director wants to keep the actors on their toes

and we have a pretty big A-list star in this, so.

Jess!

Whatever.

What time will she be back?

Midnight-ish.

Jess, please go.

I love you. Just go.

- Bye. - Bye.

I'm good.

Tell your assistant I said it's a closed set.

Cool cool.

It's closed, I'm good.

OK.

Midnight-ish.

Right this way.

OK.

OK.

[Jess] How does it feel to be a criminal?

Cause that's what you're giving

You're giving big core criminal energy.

How does that feel for you?

- You happy about that? - Have a wonderful day.

[Jess] No, you have a wonderful day,

but I'll see you at midnight-ish.

You have a good night.

We gonna talk about your day when I see you at midnight.

Midnight-ish.

[Jock] Yo, so you hear that story about Bill Murray

walking into the McDonald's?

[Girlfriend] Baby nobody knows who Bill Murray is.

- So check this out. - I want to know...

He walked into the McDonald's,

he gets a bunch of fries off of the plate, some kid's plate.

He eats them and he looks at the kid and says,

'No one will ever believe you.'

- [Lead] Whaaat? - Isn't that funny?

[Girlfriend] That's hilarious I guess.

[Jock] Whoa, what was that?

Damn it.

OK, do you know how to drive?

Don't move. Stay in the van.

You don't got to worry about me.

- Stay in the van. - That hurts.

- You okay, baby? - Oh God, shit.

- Something wrong with the car ? - What do you think that was?

Shit.

- [Jock] Is everything good? - Do you need help out there?

Uh, fuck.

Damn it.

(sighs)

That's crazy.

Alright does anybody know

- how to change a flat tire? - I know.

Oh thank God

I know how to change a tire.

- Please. - Can I take these off?

Shit.

Yeah. Come on. Come on. Just...

- Can I take my headphones off? - No.

Headphones on, blindfold stay on, please.

Thank you.

I'm going to have to patch it up.

Do you have a tool kit?

Let me see.

All right. So, it should take me like 15 minutes.

Here.

All right.

All right, can you hear me?

- Yes. - Yeah.

Alright, everything's fine.

Blindfold stay on, please. Headphones on.

I'm going to take you the car one by one.

Please trust the process.

Everything is fine. Alright?

- OK. - Trust the process?

[PA] Girlfriend, come.

[Jock] See you, baby.

Down. (Girlfriend mumbing)

Step. Step.

Thanks. Come over here.

- Jock. - Yeah.

Is this some kind of like method thing?

Headphones on, blindfolds on.

- Please. - Alright.

Stay put. Everything's fine.

- Yeah, yeah. - Just stay right there.

How we looking?

[Lead] So, we're all good.

All right.

Let me get Black Guy.

Thanks.

- Black Guy. - Yes.

- Look, where are we? - Headphones on, please.

Since a nigga can't see, can I at least hear?

- Damn. - Shit.

Alright.

Just stay put. Please.

Shit, please don't tell anybody I took off your glass.

- Don't worry. - Headphones, please.

Shit.

Fuck.

- Y'all need some help. - Oh shit.

Oh, no, we're good.

Let's go. Let's go.

All right. Um, in.

Get in.

In. Back in.

What kind of group you got here?

Is this some kind of initiation?

[Black Guy] Watch my head.

Uh, no. We're just...

We're late for a wedding.

Thanks.

Step.

(ominous music)

We're good.

- Thank you. - OK, right.

Jock.

[Creepy Guy] Take care.

You too.

Alright, in. In, in, in.

In, in. Let's go. In.

Alright, Jock, you still have outstanding paperwork.

Production is set up right in here inside to your left.

Girlfriend, you're going to go to wardrobe

right behind Production.

Black guy,

you also have outstanding paperwork to complete. Alright.

Also say hello to the cameras right behind you.

We're going to be capturing BTS of you guys as we go.

All right? Great. Let's go inside.

Hey, hey, wait for me.

Thank you, thank you.

Oh, hey. I just also want to say, thanks again for back there.

- I appreciate that. - It's all good.

- Thanks. - Am I supposed to go somewhere?

Oh, I'm sorry, yes.

You're actually going to get your clothes

approved by wardrobe.

So go ahead and go back there to the left.

- Cool thanks. - Thank you.

Um, excuse me.

Do you know where wardrobe is?

Oh, and the bathroom?

Oh yeah, I can show you.

Oops.

- Should I close this? - Yes.

Okay guys, day one of Production.

So exciting, right?

Here's crafty

and the bathroom's right here.

Hair and makeup's the one on the left

and then wardrobe is right there.

- Cool, thanks.

So I'm on set and I'm about to get wardrobe approved.

So I'm hoping that I get some good BTS footage for you all.

You know I wanted to do

a little live stream from set also,

but you know there's not really much service up here.

So I'm going to put together a video diary

and you know I'm going to film as much as I can

before getting caught.

Oh, what's this?

Oh, yeah, this is all the cities

that we've been shooting in for this series.

- Series? - Mhm.

- There's you. - Oh, so cool.

Excuse me.

Are you not going to say anything?

He doesn't talk.

Yeah, like at all.

Hey Lead, can you please meet me in wardrobe?

- Yes. - Thank you.

OK.

I'm good.

I mean I'm good.

I need this. Excuse me.

What the hell does she need that for?

Is that your script?

Yeah she ain't got no damn lines, she the wardrobe.

Alright so...

[Lead] So, how's Production been?

[Wardrobe] Where's your bag?

OK.

So how's Production been and have you worked with this director before?

Um, not.

First of all it's not that glamorous at all.

Secondly.

How long you've been makeup artist for?

Secondly, if you keep looking down at your shirt,

they're going to catch you and they're not going to be happy.

What are you talking about?

What am I talking about?

You keep looking down at your shirt.

You're filming.

Uh, it's...

It's actually just for my YouTube channel.

There's like really not many subscribers.

I have like 13, I don't think anybody's watching.

Bro, I really don't care what you do.

I'm not going to rat you out.

I'm just giving you a heads up.

- Oh cool, thanks.

OK, so let's see what you brought.

- OK. - Um, can you...

This is actually kind of cute.

- Let's get this on. - OK.

Cool.

Hey, what are you doing?

Not cool.

(door closes)

Hey!

Dummy phone?

You don't have any service up here anyways.

It's not going to work.

- Oh, I know. - Alright.

Just as long as you know, OK.

Let me see what you did.

OK.

Turn around.

You look good. It looks good.

Let's get you to the Director. Let me see you.

- OK. - PA.

PA. [PA #2 yells back]

Where is she going?

Where's Lead going?

Oh, um, she's going...

- Director?

That's right. I'm sorry.

Um, yeah, he's going to be over here.

Awesome.

- [Man] Oops. - Excuse me.

(papers turning)

You know if the director sees you

eating in his chair, you're dead

Oh, my God. My bad.

- Don't say anything. - Trying to take my job?

[Lead] Huh?

Trying to take my job?

I'm the director.

The chair you're sitting in it.

Oh, uh, I'm, I'm...

- And you are? - I'm Lead.

Hey!

- Yes, I'm sorry. - I remember.

I remember. Yeah, yeah.

You had the audition where you did

all the convulsing death on the floor.

(mimics convulsing sounds)

It was great. Everyone loved it.

It was like my favorite audition.

Hey!

Uh, yeah you were... You're just... You're fantastic.

- Thank you. - Yeah sit. You can grab a bucket.

[Director] Um, you know, on these micro-budget features,

it it always just relies so heavily

on the creativity of the crew to do it all

and um we don't have the luxury time

that's why we're always filming.

You know, so actors need to stay ready.

- Are you ready? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Great.

We really rely a lot on genuine facial reactions.

So be prepared to be surprised.

Yeah.

[Director] Cool.

Um, yeah, this whole location was donated to us

from one of our producers.

We really try and honor the process

and the people involved the same as you would

on like a big budget Production.

[Lead] Yeah, makes sense.

Um, I worked on Production actually.

That's right. That's right.

I saw some of your videos online.

- You have. - Good stuff.

Good stuff.

I'm sorry.

Are you filming me right now?

Uh, no.

You sure about that?

Uh, I...

I'm sorry, um, it's just for my private viewers.

I'm not trying to ruin your movie.

It's not like I'm trying to see what your movie is about

like and show everybody.

Like, I'm sorry. I... I... I...

- OK. It's OK.

All you had to do is ask.

You can totally film some BTS for your channel.

Really?!

Yeah.

(director bites apple) Matter of fact...

Wow, you're like a whole self-contained Production team.

Oh, yeah. I'm prepared.

[Director] Alright.

Cool. I actually hear it.

This one's better.

Cool.

Is that the script?

Yeah, but not for your eyes.

Oh, that's so cool.

Dead.

Steadicam.

So hey guys,

I'm back at you with another special announcement.

So the Director of my first horror film

is now the official sponsor

to my Scream Queenz are King channel.

Everyone meet my Director.

Say 'Hi!'.

Hi.

So cool.

Hey, do you want to be in my channel?

- OK, yeah. - Like, OK, so yeah.

Say 'Hi!' Just do peace sign.

- OK. - Oh, no.

Hey, hi.

Scream Queenz are King.

You're needed on set.

Hey, I'm needed. I'll see you in a few.

Do me a favor.

Don't ruin my movie or I'll have to kill you.

[Lead] Not if I kill you first.

(Lead and Director laughing) Alright.

[Director] And if you see second unit, just steer clear.

We're shooting a bunch of setups around the location.

Efficiency's key.

[Lead whispering] Yo. Yo, look.

This is so cool. It looks there's like freaking animals

So I'm in a farm and I want you to meet my friends.

[Girlfriend] Sir.

(cow chuffing)

Do you know the premise of this film?

Can you help us?

Hey!

Mmm. No never mind. Not doing that.

Hey Alpacas!

- Hey Lead! Yeah.

Oh, we're going to see the horses.

All right. I just need to run.

I'm just trying to take this all in.

- So... - [Girlfriend] Why is she running?

I'm just talking to my YouTube channel.

Have you checked it out?

- No. - Scream Queenz are King Channel.

Your YouTube channel?

Yeah. I started it like a few months ago.

- Yeah, you mentioned that, but I mean I just...

OK.

Something about me having this camera

is giving me this sense of importance.

I think that something great is waiting for me

at the end of this film.

(ominous music)

Stardom.

Oh my God, is that a turkey?

[Girlfriend] My Grandma makes the best fried turkey.

- Turkey?

Oh wow, it's like blue and red and it's like the American flag.

It's red, white and blue.

That's kind of weird. Is that like the only turkey?

There's just a lone turkey.

He went away. He's like doesn't want to be on camera.

[Girlfriend] So, OK.

(Girlfriend laughing)

[Lead] OK.

On camera.

- Yeah look at us

It's so cool. Look what we have here.

We got crafter services.

We got bananas, some snacks.

So all of these snacks are provided

by Production for the crew to shoot.

We have our castmates eating healthy over here.

- What up? - What's up, what's up?

- Here we have our Jock. - Mr Cool Guy

I see y'all.

[Jock] So you use your real name and film, huh?

Must be nice.

[Girlfriend] I get to film too.

Don't do that.

I got permission to film.

I see you.

We're all trying to get ours.

Oh!

So for our footage exclusive,

I wanted to ask what is your favorite horror film?

Oh, don't ask me that.

Hey y'all she's asking a question.

Who's your favorite villain y'all?

I'm not answering it.

What's the best villain?

That nigga form Despicable Me.

Yeah he was bad. He was like real bad.

What is this for, is this for your YouTube channel?

- Maybe. - Yeah.

So... OK, what is the best found footage horror film?

Oh shit.

OK, let's rattle it off.

I think Blair Witch Project,

Paranormal Activity.

-Cloverfield's like really cool. -Cloverfield's feels pretty good

Your YouTube channel. I'm just kidding.

I think, I think... Listen to me.

Niggas don't be living through these movies

for some reason and I don't know why?

You know what I'm saying?

No check me out. Check me out?

So we survived this country trying to kill us, right?

But white people,

they do dumb shit to get them killed all the time.

Does that make any sense?

- I mean - No. It doesn't.

When you hear a fucking creek, don't go towards a creek.

You feel me like...

Wait, who the fuck is that?

What the fuck.

[Black Guy] See that's why I don't fuck with white people.

[Director] Alright, this is the first shot of the day

and I just really want you to have fun with it.

There's a reason why you're here.

You know, we love what you're bringing to the table

as actors and we just want to show the world

why you're the stars of this film.

- You're ready? - Yes.

- This is us? - Everybody inside

Oh!

Let's see, open the door.

Oh wow! - Wow, hurry up.

We got TV in here.

(actors laughing and talking)

OK, so I'd like to get some close-ups on this one.

I love his eyes

so if you can get that and then this mustache which is just...

(immitating a chef's kiss)

Uh, yeah and then Lead, let's have you in this area

and everyone just remember your spots for in between shots.

- Cool? - All right, yeah.

Great.

All right well let's everyone out

and we'll take it from the top.

The question is the AC on in here?

I don't know if it's on.

(Director sighs heavily)

Oh my God, this is so cool.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. You like?

Yes!

- The leather fits nice, huh?

- Uh-huh. It's about to go down. - Yeah.

I can't wait to get on the road.

- And the TV. Jock, look at the TV.

You, I know you love that.

I'mma see if the crapper works.

(Jock sighing angrily)

Is he mad that girlfriend's meeting us there?

No.

You know, it's his first time up here since.

You know...

Oh, shit.

- Yeah... - I know.

Oh you're right, I almost forgot.

He's gonna to be OK, right?

Man he should be fine.

Yeah.

I just wish that she would have came with us

instead of meeting us up there, you know?

- Mhm. - So.

(bathroom door opens) But we...

Why is everybody so quiet?

[Black Guy] It's not quiet, is it?

I hear breathing in here.

Come on, sit up here with me.

I got the first shift, all right.

(Black Guy laughing)

Y'all ready?

[Lead] Mhmm.

Hey, you good?

Yeah.

- All right.

Next stop, Lake Falls.

(happy exclamation)

(upbeat music)

(Jock sighs)

Hey man, I'm sorry about earlier.

I'm just all... in my head about...

You know?

Look Jock, you don't have to apologize for anything okay?

This is hard for all of us.

We just gotta stick together, okay?

Okay?

Don't try nothing with me though.

Boy you are still not my type, okay?

Why you never wear a shirt, then?

Cause you like it.

- You look good in them trunks though. - Okay boy, stop.

(both laughing)

[Director] All right, great. Cut.

Yeah, just pull over right here.

- Right here? - Yep.

All right.

All right, great job everyone.

Uh, Black Guy, you're with me

and the rest of you I will see back at holding.

[Jock] All right.

[Lead] Come on, let's go.

Jock.

Jock.

Stop messing around. Let's go.

Hello!

Jock!

Earth to Jock.

Hey!

They said we have to be at holding.

Jock?

Yo, are you good?

Jock!

Hey? Hello?

Can you answer me?

(screaming) I'm just fucking with you.

- Fuck you. - All right, let's go.

(Lead groans angrily)

[Girlfriend] Wow it's so green. Look at the hills.

- It's pretty beautiful here. - OK, practice your line.

What are you going to say?

(ominous music)

Where is everyone?

(Girlfriend chuckles) That was good.

- That was really believable. - Thanks.

- Those classes are paying off.

[Crew Member] We need to know what is going on.

This is fucking...

This is not what I signed up for.

You signed up for this movie. This is what this is

Hey! Hey!

What are we doing?

Guys.

Only actors in the scene should be in here. Everybody else back to holding.

(crewmembers talking at same time)

You called us in here.

You called us in here.

[Director] Out, wardrobe out.

Hat stay. No, there's no more looks.

Hat stay. Just...

[Girlfriend] Oh my God, that was crazy.

What an asshole.

What the fuck.

What did you guys do for the weekend?

Um, I don't know. What did we do, baby?

We went shopping. I bought my dog a new vest.

- Oh, that's cute. What did you do?

- You love him too. - I did work out.

- You worked out, okay.

- Yeah I did. - What the hell?

- It's a short haired yorkie. - I wish there was someone here to fix my hair.

- That's cute. Very small. - [Lead] What was that?

- What? - Did you guys hear that?

- Huh? - The scream.

- I didn't hear nothing. You hear anything? - You didn't hear that?

- I didn't hear anything. - Really?

[Lead] You guys didn't hear that legit ass scream?

You do know we're filming a horror movie, right?

(guys laugh) - Yeah.

Yeah, but that sounded different.

[Lead] I'm going to go head back there.

Um, does anyone want to go with me?

[Jock] Uh, they said they'd call us when it was good, so.

- Anyone? - Yeah I'm staying here.

You know what, I'm gonna go.

- You sure baby? - Yeah.

Yeah, I'm good.

- Thanks Girlfriend. - Guys, I'm going on an adventure.

Supposedly, this one heard a scream

so we gonna go find it.

And if I die, bury me with my clothes.

OK, so we're going to check out this RV.

- Do you want to go knock? - Do I want to knock?

Yeah, see who's in there. - You knock.

It's probably like a tiny person living in there.

Come on, Scream Queez, you got it.

I am a Scream Queenz.

- Wait look, it's kind of open.

Knock first and then...

Hello?

Anyone home?

There's nobody there. There's like this little crack over here.

[Girlfriend] Like just open the door here come on

Oh my God! Just kidding.

- So...Stupid.

There's nothing in there.

You could like, you could hide in there.

I think I'm going to take notes.

I'm going to take notes to see what our good hiding places

just in case I want like a lone time, you know?

Cause sometimes...

[Girlfriend] Why would you hide on a farm?

I mean, I like nature

and I feel like I'm an introverted extrovert.

So I feel like I am preparing for death.

(Girlfriend laughs)

- Shit. - Fucking asshole.

- [Girlfriend] Go in there. - What was that?

- Hey, um what just happened in here?

He didn't like the fucking rewrite

so he started getting all Hollywood on me.

I don't have time for this shit.

- Like he left? - Yeah.

- [Lead] What? - We can just help you find him

- Yeah, we can go look for him. - Look, I don't know where he went.

Over there, there, somewhere, I don't fucking know.

He's gonna fuck our whole schedule. I'm just going to break for dinner.

I'll figure out what the hell I'm doing.

[Girlfriend] That was fucking insane.

He's literally a lunatic at this point.

And you guys would never forget the time

that we were having our bonfire

having marshmallows and shit doing our s'mores.

And Johnny couldn't stand the fact

that I would burn my marshmallows.

You love to do that. Why do you do that?

I don't like anything white.

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? Say that again.

Snow, marshmallows, milk.

It's like... No I don't do that.

So, I never will never forget the time that he came

and was so irritated

I took the last last marshmallow, right?

Actually he wasn't irritated.

You were already mad that I took the marshmallows.

- You remember that? - And burned it.

Yeah.

I love to burn my marshmallow, you know what I'm saying?

Like good life little crunch with it, you know?

And do you know that he went and got a whole nother bag for us?

Do you remember that?

That bag just didn't come out of nowhere.

He like left and like brought the bag.

- Oh Johnny. - Well, tell your Johnny story.

- Yeah. - Tell about Johnny.

(sighing) I don't know.

I don't know if it's a good time.

- It's always a good time. - Come on.

[Black Guy] We never really talk about this

I mean you guys know how Johnny was, right?

He was fearless.

He's so freaking cool man.

He's like James Dean.

But anyway, so we were at the lake

and we were swimming around

and there's a bunch of guys jumping off from the top,

you know, the top ledge.

And Johnny really wanted to do it you know?

He, uh...

Yeah, he really wanted to do it.

So anyway, he went up there and...

and he gets ready to jump and,

I don't think he got enough distance

or I don't know what it was but

he didn't fall where the other guys were falling.

And when he came up,

he was struggling,

(intense music)

and he was yelling for help.

And I swam out there trying to help him.

And for whatever reason

he just...

I don't know he must have hit a rock

or something underneath the water.

(Jock sobbing)

It's okay.

It's okay.

[Jock] Just...I...

Was it my fault?

No! No!

No!

No!

[Director] OK, OK, OK, cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut.

Sorry. - Cut!

(Director clearing throat)

Uhm...

OK, we're going to go again.

[Black Guy] It was really good.

Yeah. Um...

Give it to me. Give it to me straight.

I know, I know what you're going to say.

I, um...

Look, your audition was great.

But just, we're losing light and I need you to get there.

So whatever you got to do, um...

Do you need a second?

- Yeah. - OK.

Let's just take a minute and we'll do another one.

[Jock] All right.

[Assistant Director] Reset.

- Resetting. - I thought we did good.

- It was good. - What the fuck?

- That was really good. - Were we good?

- [Director] Yeah, yeah. - Oh OK.

[Lead] What you were saying earlier got me.

I was just talking to my friend about the same thing.

They just put us in horror films to kill us.

That's what I was trying to fucking...

(scoffing)

Do you think that if I walked into that casting room

and acted straight

that I would have got this role?

(scoffs)

No.

No.

I gotta do what I gotta do to survive.

I'm trying to live.

[Girlfriend] God, this place is so creepy.

Oh my God.

Better not be no fucking spiders in here.

I don't even know why I'm doing this. OK.

Um, wow!

This is giving murder, blood, shed.

Oh my God, I can't. I hate it, I hate it.

OK.

OK, hold on.

(ominous music)

OK, hold on.

What's up there?

Oh, hell no.

I'm out, no I can't. I can't, I can't, I can't.

So,

there's a river around here.

I'm gonna go find it.

Kind of going on a little adventure for y'all.

Just to show you guys like what,

what it's like being on this type of field.

Oh shit.

Yo, there's so many opportunities to fall here.

I need to be very careful.

There's the river.

See it.

Ain't that cool guys?

We're like right in nature.

Yo, since going here, like I've seen like

so many places where people can actually die.

So I haven't really seen the script, but I feel like...

I'm kind of just thinking like

maybe I'm gonna die in the river,

maybe I'm gonna to die like by this rock

or like by these rocks.

Or maybe...

Maybe animals get to eat me.

I have no idea.

(laughing)

Whatever it is, it's kind of cool.

Oh shit.

I literally stepped in this.

Fuck.

I need to go back to wardrobe.

Um, so yeah. So I brought my own clothes.

I brought my own stuff.

I've been really kind of prepping in advance.

Like ah! Like what kind of screams

- you want, like... - That was great.

Yeah, OK.

So I can warm up a little bit more

cause I want to like lose my voice or whatever like that.

Yeah, much time as you need.

I mean we have to be fast, but you know.

- Right, okay. - Sorry, you were saying?

I'm method, I've really been working on my stuff.

I just want to, you know, your boxing story

kind of made me a little nervous.

Oh no, no, no, no. I've come a long way.

Obviously cut, call cut. Like do we have stunt people?

Can I talk to the stunt coordinator actually?

Cause I want to have like breakaway cuffs.

Maybe there's a safe word.

Yeah. Oh wait. Sorry. I'm sorry.

- You can't be here - Are you sure?

Yeah. No, you gotta go.

- My bad. - Yeah.

So we know that I have a hard out too, right?

Like I can't...

- Yeah. - I can't be here all day.

No, no, no, of course, we'll have you in and out.

[Girlfriend] Hey, did you find anything?

- Not unless you think a tiny house or something.

Hey, you're throwing me off my game.

You know what, I think I saw Rosario Dawson.

Not for $50 a day, you didn't.

No, I'm telling you, it's her. It looked just like her.

I'm not even lying.

Oh, y'all missed out on this fire ass food.

- Um, no. - Oh my God.

I mean, the chicken was falling off the bone.

- Who says that?

OK, thank you for getting us a plate.

Hey, did any of you guys see that guy

in the greenhouse come by?

Cause we looked around, we didn't see anything.

Um, we've been here the whole time, we didn't see him.

- That's really weird. - Yeah, that's weird.

[PA #2] Black guy, you're up.

Oh!

It's bout my time y'all.

- Go get them. - Break a leg.

- Flex those muscles. - One line.

That's really cute.

(Black Guy laughing)

[Black Guy] Your girlfriend a hater, bro.

Oh bitch, that hurt.

Sorry to keep you waiting. Um...

What are we doing? Uh, yeah.

You feeling good?

- Yeah, I feel great. - Good.

- I feel amazing. Been going over my lines. - Ready for your big scene?

- Feeling fantastic. - Great. Yeah.

So we're doing something a little different for your scene.

We already have all the stuff in the farm and in the woods

with the chase and and we're going to do something

in the pool in a moment.

We wanted to create something

a little bit more claustrophobic for this one, for you.

So as you read, you're going to be in here,

taking some alone time for yourself.

You're going to fall asleep.

When you wake up,

you're going to find out that the door is locked.

You're going to bang, call out for help.

No answer.

And then you're going to see through this glass,

you're going to see over here one of your friends

is approached from behind and strangled.

And so you're going to bang, try and get through the door.

It's locked.

You're going to scream and scream.

There's no avail.

Then you're going to grab one of these rocks,

smash the glass,

- and then you, - Oh shit.

Yeah, not actually.

I don't actually want you to break the glass.

We don't have the insurance for it.

- Low budget. - OK.

But yeah.

Um... Oh shit, one second.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll be right over.

OK.

- Everything cool? - Yeah, yeah.

I just have to get back with second unit for a second.

Um, just go over your lines for a second

and I'll be back in 5 minutes.

All right. I got you.

You got this, bro. You got this, all right?

This is your time to be present.

Your time to shine, nigga.

All right.

(acting) Bitch that hurt!

(door closing)

(ominous music)

Hello?!

- Hello?! - Sorry.

Sorry. Oh my God.

Um...

There was this whole

kerfuffle that happened with the second unit

and there's an actor

- Who apparently... - I don't care need.

- You don't? - You had me

waiting out here for hours

I'm sorry.

in the middle of God knows where the fuck are we.

- It's a set. - There's no one around.

- Uh... - I can't find anyone.

OK, well, we're here. What do you need?

Can I get you something?

Do you want coffee or water or granola bar?

Honestly, I just want to leave.

So if you can show me where you came from

that would be great.

Look we're set up. We're ready to go.

We just... The the light is where we need it to be.

Is it OK if we just shoot the scene real quick

and then we'll have you on your way?

Does that work?

Yeah, that works.

Let's fucking shoot this shit.

Great, so we're just gonna play a little game.

Um, yeah.

We're just gonna do a little hide-and-seek.

Uh...

I don't think that's necessary.

OK, we're just going to do...

It's an exercise just to build the tension back up.

I'm good.

I feel the tension here, obviously.

So we're good.

It's a different kind

and we're just going to do this this thing.

It'll be super quick

and I think it'll help us get back into the scene.

If you could trust the process

that we're doing here, it's very...

Yeah, I've been trusting your process for hours.

So your process sucks.

Look, just right over here,

if you can just be right by the tree.

Yeah I know how to fucking play the game.

Cover your eyes.

- Yeah. - Have you been here this whole time?

- He's been here this whole time. - Not the whole time.

We were shooting the other scene but yeah.

- Can't you hear me? - We're about

to shoot the scene right now. - I'll be fucking yelling.

- OK. - Thanks guy for having my back.

This is fucked up.

Count down from 20.

- Got it, 20. - I'm going to hide,

do my best to scare the shit out of you.

Good luck.

- OK? - OK.

- All right? - Great.

I'll see you.

20

19

18

No peeking.

I need you to actually cover your eyes

otherwise it defeats the whole purpose of what we're doing.

This is dumb.

- Please. - You're dumb.

(frustrated sigh from actress)

20

19

18

17

16

15

14

13

12

11

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

Ready or not here I come.

(gasping)

(groaning in pain)

Hey man.

(door is locked)

Hey.

Hey man, can you open the door?

It's getting fucking hot in here.

Hey man, I'm serious.

Can you open the door.

It's like it's locked.

It's like literally locked, man.

It's getting hot here.

Seriously, man.

Hey.

Hey, this ain't cool, man.

The fuck?

Wait that's that nigga from the greenhouse.

Open the door!

Open the door!

Open the door!

Hey, get me out of here.

It's locked.

Open the door, do you hear me?

Open the door.

We found a trampoline in the middle of nowhere.

(ladies giggling and screaming)

[Girlfriend] How do you do this all the time?

Like recording everything, like why, why?

[Lead] What do you mean?

- I don't know, it just feels so unnatural to me.

- Oh well.

- And you have a whole YouTube channel?

Yeah, I do.

I mean I started my YouTube channel actually because

I kind of got got sick of not really seeing myself

in like these films. especially horror films.

- Mhm.

- And I've always loved horror films.

So growing up I would just watch them with my parents

and I never really saw myself in them.

So I sort of promised myself and I was like

I'm going to, you know, be in a horror film

which I definitely manifested.

And we're like right here.

Wait this is what you you want to be in?

- I do. I actually love this stuff.

Like...

And I created my YouTube channel

because I just want to share my story.

Like...

What's your story? Do you have a horror story?

- I mean... - An American Horror Story?

American Horror Story.

I mean besides that, there's not much representation.

That is pretty horrible.

- We're not really put in horror films to live.

We're not really put in horror films to be

the lead or the main character.

- So... - Why don't you write your own?

- I'd love to do that.

- Maybe one day.

One day, I will.

I just want to be remembered.

What's one thing that people always assume about you

but they always get wrong?

Hmmm.

I think people just think that I'm a bitch

and then I don't care about anything.

- I mean... - There was this one time

that I had this girl sign my yearbook.

This was like 8th grade graduation.

And she put, and we have been friends,

well at least I thought.

And she put in my yearbook that...

that she spent the whole year thinking

that I just was the worst.

But she was happy to finally get to know me

- Wow.

- It kind of feels like a backhanded compliment but...

- I mean...

Maybe I just have a hard exterior, I don't know.

Well to be honest, when I first met you

I actually thought you were kind of a bitch.

I'm sorry.

Well. you also were checking up on my man

so I had to say something.

I was just asking questions. I get really curious.

So I'm like so used to being like a YouTuber and just...

- You gotta be careful. You can't just be asking anybody

any kind of question. - I know.

But I mean...

like you're actually pretty cool.

You're kind of cool, I guess.

(Lead laughs)

No, you're cool.

You just like different things like horror films.

- [Girlfriend] I'm sorry, I stepped on it. - [Lead] That's OK.

[Girlfriend] Um, I'm going to check out

- what's over here. - Yeah.

- I'll be back.

[Girlfriend] OK.

Not creepy at all

being out here in the middle of nowhere.

I'm just kind of having a long walk because I broke my camera

in the trampoline so kind of pissed about that.

[Girlfriend] If I was going to die,

I wouldn't mind dying right out here.

Where are you?

Hello?

Lead?

(fruit falls on floor) Oh shit.

What the fuck was that sound?

God, it feels like somebody's watching me.

OK, I need to get the here out of here.

[Lead] It's just endless endless oranges.

You guys, it's not funny. Stop.

Baby?

Babies?

Black Guy?

[Lead] Where are we?

[Girlfriend] Hey, Lead?

Hey.

Shit's crazy in here.

Yeah.

Oh shit, there's the exit. Come on.

This shit just goes on forever.

(creepy music)

Yeah, yeah.

It looks good to me.

[Lead] Where y'all going?

Y'all done already?

Yeah, I got errands to run in the morning

so they don't need me anymore.

She's my last drop off of the day.

So we up outta here.

- [Girlfriend] Out of here? - What about us?

You're not done. You're not wrapped, right?

- Don't you want to go? - PA2 should be taking you guys down.

She just came back from dropping off a few other people from second unit.

- So she should be asking... - [Lead] Oh, have you seen second unit?

Cause like I haven't seen second unit.

[Girlfriend] Second...

I don't... The Director was talking

about second unit earlier

I know, we don't.

Well I mean, I'm gonna have to go talk to the Director

cause things been real weird around here.

- Right. - Let's go.

I told you it's a part of his vision

- Um, OK if you say so.

I guess... I guess we'll just check out second unit.

- Good night. - All right, live your life.

- Good night. - Bye.

[Lead] So weird.

[Girlfriend] We have to figure out this...

Yeah, let's go check out second unit.

Come on.

[Lead] Whoa, what happened to your face?

- Where are they? - I don't know.

I shouldn't say this, but I think we should split up.

[Girlfriend] Wait, are you serious?

No, not not really, but we really need to find someone.

- Oh my God. OK, um...

How about we just go look for the guys?

- Cool, perfect. - OK, cool.

Um, so how's your battery?

Oh shit. Um...

It's great, it's good.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- How's yours? - Mine's cool.

- Mine's great - Good.

OK, so...

OK let's go find them.

- You know what's really crazy? That...

[Lead] That we actually...

I never told you my name this whole time.

My name is Mia.

Mia, it's a pleasure.

So I guess let's meet up

in the Production house in 30 minutes.

- Yeah. - OK.

- Cool. - OK.

- Bye. - Bye bye.

How'd everything go today?

It's good, it's just a long day.

- 12 hours. - OK.

Same thing tomorrow.

How many back and forth did you do today?

Just a two rides up with you and then the campers.

You had drop offs though?

No, I was only told to do pickups.

You're my first.

- First? - Mhm.

What about all the people that wrapped today?

Oh, I'm pretty sure PA2 took them down.

But shoot, there was so much going on today.

I mean, the crew double dipping in between positions,

you know, just everybody filling in where they could.

I mean, look at you, you doing hair.

- You're not lying. - Makeup, wardrobe,

art department.

- Okay. - You say no lies.

Oh my goodness.

Where's everybody?

Shit's been so weird.

(ominous music)

Black guy?

Jock.

Fuck.

But, you are transportation.

That doesn't really make sense that..

Yeah, but I mean, there was just so much going on today,

but all I know is that I'm ready to get into my bed,

go home, get a hot shower.

- Oh my God, say less. - Some good food,

a glass of wine is calling my name.

- Say less. - Yes.

The snacks, that's why I bring my own snacks to these

what micro-budget, for real?

Micro-budget, you're going to feed me micro food?

- But we working it out. - Ain't that the truth?

[Girlfriend] Hello?

What the fuck is this place?

Hello?!

Okay.

(muffled yells)

Oh fuck?

Hello?

(screams)

Help me. Help me.

Oh my God. - Oh my God!

(unitelligable yelling)

Hurry up.

Hurry up before they come back.

What happened? What happened?

I got asked to do this like little small part,

you know what I'm saying?

And I get it, I like a method actor.

But this is ridiculous, you know what I'm saying?

I love independent films, but I'm not trying to die for it,

you know what I'm saying?

Wait, so you're just going to get a scissor,

or are you going to get a knife or something like that

and let me out?

Because I'm not even supposed to be here today.

- Fuck, fuck... - OK.

Come on. - Fuck!

(banging)

(banging continues) What was that?

- Fuck, fuck. - Just help me.

OK, OK.

Just pull me out.

I'll come back, I promise, I promise. Shut up.

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

- I'm sorry. - No! No!

Don't leave me! Please, don't leave me!

No! No!

(muffled screams)

[Rosario] Help me!

[Girlfriend] Fuck.

Oh no!

What the fuck.

[Director] Put that down.

[Rosario] No! No! No! No! No!

Wait, there were scissors right there?

There were scissors there the whole time.

[Rosario] Wait... No, no, no, no.

Listen, we can work something out.

OK, we can work something out.

Come on. Stop.

Help me out.

Help me. No! No!

Don't leave, don't leave me.

You're killing me, don't leave me.

No! No! No!

(Rosario screaming)

You know what's in the chicken that they gave us earlier?

Like what they seasoned it with?

I think it was paprika or something.

- It was pretty good. - Yeah, yeah.

What happened to your face?

My face?

Yeah, your eyes' all purple.

Oh, you know just moving stuff in the production office

and kind of clumsy, so.

- Hmm.

- Hold on.

[PA 2] Mhm.

Uhm...

I don't see her. Uh, I'll find her.

Oh! Oh!

OK, I'll let him know. Uhm...

So, they need you to head over to the pool now.

It looks like there's been a change in schedule

And I have to take Black Guy back to the lot now.

So, I guess I'll see you later.

(PA 2 laughs)

- Good luck. - Alright thanks.

All right.

Your time to shine baby.

OK. So, this is right before you head back to the house

for the party. - Okay.

Sun's been beating on you all day.

It's finally cooled off.

And you've had a couple of drinks.

Your friends are back at the house.

You sneak away for a little dip in the pool.

- You want me to get in there? - Yeah.

Well, that wasn't in the sides.

Yeah, but look, scenes change and the water's nice.

Look, if you're not comfortable, it's fine.

I'll just get Black Guy to do it.

No, I can do it.

- Yeah? - Yeah, of course.

I can do it.

You know and look, it's only waist deep.

- You can just... - Hey man.

Look, this is basically just to establish you as the hot guy.

And in the interest of time,

we'd like to do this in one or two.

OK.

- So I'll talk you through it. - Got it.

Oh yeah, once you're in the water,

I will signal you and you just take some water on your hands

put it through your hair let it drip down your body

and that's when you would knock him.

So he knocks you.

- OK? - [Jock] Whoa!

What the hell, man?

[Director] You good? Are you OK?

Seriously, what was that about?

[Director] Apologize to the man.

(crew member stays silent)

Look, at least the koi don't bite.

Yeah, fucking koi don't bite. That's bullshit, man.

(Jock yelling in fright)

[Jock] Hey!

(Jock and killer struggle in water)

(struggling stops)

Cut! Moving on.

Yeah, girl, I'm still here.

No, I've been here for like an hour.

I'm just waiting for her to get here.

I know, I'm tired, but I'm really really proud of her.

And I just want to hear about everything.

And I want to hear about how it went

because her ass has been making movies

and little makeup tutorials

and 'Hey y'allin' and 'Hey guys' for forever.

So I just... Oh?

Oh, she's here.

No, she's back. OK, bye.

(PA sighs)

[PA] All right. Yo, look.

The work you did in the shed,

like it was really really great.

You really do great work. They looked good in there.

We're talking about shed.

You talking about shed.

- I didn't do no shed. - The people in the shed.

Just stupid.

You got jokes.

There's no people in this shed. I didn't do no shed.

- What? - Come on.

- Let's go. - I thought...

OK.

Oh, can you pop the trunk and everything slid to the back?

Thank you.

- Oh I'm so glad to be going home.

I need my bed.

- I know me too. - Oh my goodness.

I'm just like right ready to go.

- What? - What is...

What is that? The fuck?

Is that... Is it fake?

- No, no, it's gotta be. - Excuse me.

Whoa!

I remember you and I still don't like you.

I'm here to pick up Lead and she stopped responding to texts

and I don't know what time she's gonna be done and I just...

Is that blood?! - Where's it coming from?

- No, I don't know. I just opened up the handle.

OK, are you sure it's not yours?

Is it mine?

That don't even make any sense.

- You might be hurt. - I don't know.

- I'm calling the cops. - Excuse me.

I'm calling the cops.

The whole cops and nothing but the cops,

- so help me cops. - I am leaving.

Why?

Because I don't want no trouble with no cops.

It feels guilty.

It feels like both of y'all are going to jail.

911?

Yeah, I'd like to report a crime,

an emergency, a kidnapping.

Yeah, my friend's in really big trouble,

I think she is in a lot of danger.

[Director] I couldn't have been clearer.

If you know then, why are we in this position right now.

Look, look, shut the fuck up and be still, alright?

It's not personal, okay? You fucked up.

You fucked up and we don't know where the fuck he is right now.

Now I have to go and clean up your mess.

What, are you crying?

Hey, you're supposed to be back in the holding.

Um...

Yeah, I just had a couple questions

about the script, actually.

Okay, yeah. Like what?

Well, I just noticed that everybody dies in this...

Mhmm.

Horror film.

[Girlfriend] Uhm...

Well,

how is the audience supposed to care about these characters

if they don't get the chance to know them?

Oh, that's simple.

I mean, some people just like seeing a good kill on screen,

like my clients.

You know, it's not all about the cast

and the characters even.

It's just...

Sometimes it's the creativity of the kill

that really grips the audience.

You know, I mean,

the success of a good horror film,

it really relies on the ability to surprise more than...

You know, or to be able to maintain tension

long enough to make the kills worth waiting for.

[Lead] We've been looking all over for you.

Come on, get up, we gotta go.

What the fuck?

Jock? What?

Hello, oh my God.

Is that what you have planned for your final girl?

[Director] What, you mean you?

Yeah, of course.

I always do.

It's just us now.

[Lead] Jock's dead!

Go!

(intense music)

Oh shit. Oh shit.

Lead, wait.

Shit.

(Lead quieting Girlfriend)

[Girlfriend] Oh my God no.

We have to stick together.

- We have to stick together. - OK, OK.

Let's go.

Fuck.

(dogs barking)

Go, go, go...

Shit, wait for me.

Come on, we have to go.

No, come back, come back.

Bitch.

[Girlfriend] You've got to stop crying.

You've got to stop crying.

You've got to pull it together.

You've got to fucking pull it together right now.

- Okay. - Oh my God. What the fuck?

What the fuck is that? Oh fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck!

Get up. Get up.

Oh shit.

[Lead] Here.

[Girlfriend] Shhhh. Shhhh.

- I think we should be safe here. - Oh my God.

Maybe we should be safe here.

What was that?

What was that?

We should just go.

Come on.

What the fuck?

Lead!

Oh no, fuck.

Fuck, where did this bitch go?

You know why knives are my weapon of choice.

I love the intimacy. You feel everything.

From the force necessary to pierce flesh.

(Lead screams out) (stabbing)

To the friction of cutting skin.

[Director] Run.

[Girlfriend screams]

[Girlfriend] Like, what the fuck?

What the fuck is going on?

Oh my God, oh fuck.

Oh my God, please.

(Girlfriend sobbing)

Oh my God.

What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?

(intense music)

[Jess] Girlfriend!!!

Girlfriend!!!

[Girlfriend screams in fear]

[Police] Freeze!

Put down your weapon.

Put down your weapon.

(gunshots)

[Police officer] Fuck.

Hold fire!

I thought I saw a weapon.

Fuck.

Please, please, I don't...

[Rutledge] You ever fired a gun?

- Have you ever fired? - No.

- Then, why'd you do it now? - You yelled gun.

This is on you.

You're gonna support me, right?

You got my back, right?

Rutledge!

- There's more in the shed.

- How many?

- I don't know.

This is fucking crazy right? This is fucking insane.

This director he comes all the way out here

and he's making these films?

These kids just got caught up in it.

Detective's gonna be pissed.

What the hell are they doing out here anyway?

The girl from Josie and the Pussycats? Rufio?

What the fuck are they doing out here?

Shit, man, that's a lot of paperwork.

[Detective] Are you sure that's all you remember?

Did you know any of the other victims?

Her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend, right?

[Girlfriend] And a cameraman.

And...

And there is a sound guy

and there's a whole second unit.

Second unit?

And a black guy.

Black guy. His name's Black Guy.

[Officer] Detective, we have a problem.

- Hold on one second. - Sir.

Ladies, hold tight.

I'll be back in just a minute, okay?

I'll be right back.

Wait, you haven't... you haven't seen anyone?

Just you?

- What? - We can't find him.

The fuck you just say?

We can't find him anywhere.

The body, it was there, then, it wasn't.

Is there something else you could be doing right now?

And what are you even doing here?

Look... Look, call it in all right and get them out of here.

[Detective] Look, everything's fine

but we do have to get you out of here.

Mabon!

- Wait, am I in trouble? - Mabon!

- Wait. - You know, I'm so scared.

No no no. Why do you have to take her?

Sir. Detective, what's going on?

[Officer] I know you've been through a lot

but it's important to get through all the details.

- Fuck! - What the hell?!

- Fuck you. - These white folks are trying to kill me.

Ma'am do you know him?

Lead? Girlfriend?! I thought y'all was dead.

Naw nigga, I thought you was dead.

I didn't think we all should die.

What's up, everybody?

Hi.

I wish I was here under better circumstances

but unfortunately, I'm just here to announce

the grand finale of this channel.

This will in fact be the last video posted on this channel.

but I felt like it deserved to be closed with a bang.

Something just came up. I thought I was going to dance.

But now in all seriousness, our girl is no longer with us

and no longer available to give us a content

that we will all miss so much

and it's really not a matter of I told you so,

but it's really more of I just wish

she would have listened.

And hold your friends close.

Go ahead and do that and tell your friends

when something in your gut is getting, tell your friends.

You know check and check on your crazy friends.

Check on your friends who you know like to do their own thing.

But no matter what, thank you guys for being here.

Comment your favorite memories below of her.

I'm sure that would mean the world.

And no matter what else happens,

never forget Scream Queenz are Kings.

Hi, I'm Georgina Navarro and I'm reading for the role of Lead.

Hi my name is Joy Marie Thomas

and I'm auditioning for the role of Jess.

Hi, my name is Chauntice Green.

I'm based in Los Angeles. I'm 5'1". I'm fully vaccinated

and I'll be reading for the role of Girlfriend.

Hi there, my name is Justin Franco.

I am 6'0". I live in the greater Los Angeles area

and I'm auditioning for the role of Jock.

Thank you.

What's up y'all? My name is Stephan O'Shea

and I'm reading for the true role of Black Guy.

Hey, I'm Miles Crawford.

I'm reading for the role of Director.

Hi, my name is Ed Mabrey.

I'm reading for the part of Homeless Man.

Hi, my name is Jasmine Williams.

I'll be reading for one of the PAs.

Hi, my name is Alyssa Aguilos

and I'm reading for the role of PA and 1st AD.

Hey I'm Arianna 'Lady' Basco

and I am reading for the role of Wardrobe.

Hey, so I'm Shihan Van Clief,

and I'm reading for the role of Actor In The Greenhouse

and Guy In The Pool.

Hello, my name is Damon Rutledge,

and I'm auditioning for the role of Officer Mabon.

Hey, I'm Paul Mabon,

I'm reading for the role of Officer Rutledge.

John Hensley here, I am reading for the role of Detective.

Hi, I'm Reshma Gajjar

and I am auditioning for Dead Girl In The Closet.

Dante Basco, auditioning for Guy in the Shed.

Alright, okay.

So hi, I am Rosario Dawson.

I'm playing for the role of Not Rosario Dawson,

whatever that means?

Oh no, a poisonous bobby pin.

(thudding)

Method.

(choking)

Is that good? It's good.

(pained groans)

(choking groans)

No, no, no.

Stop. Stop!

(zombie growls)

No!

Argh!

(pained screams)

(dying gasps)

(choking)

No! No!

Please.

Please don't kill me.

I mean, am I dying or am I dead?

- Dying.

(death throes)

(screaming)

Like probably longer, but I'm dead.

Anyway.

I mean, I'm goofing around, but I obviously,

I mean you've seen my work, so you know what I can do.

Anyway, you got it.

JOHNNY!!!