All language subtitles for [2]My.First.Horror.Film.2023.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H

Hey everyone!

Welcome to my new channel Scream
Queenz are King

where we discuss everything
horror from the perspective

of me your lead, Lead.

I used to like him,

but Pepe LePew is
low-key a serial killer.

(singing) Requiem For a Dream
is a horror film.

I just auditioned
for my first film.

Stay tuned.

Ooh, that's a good one.

Off the top of my head,
the scariest kids in horror.

Um, there's Damien, Ragan,

The Grady Twins, Esther,
Isaac, and Coraline.

Oh!

I did not expect that at all.

(scary groans)

(yelling)
We got a call back.

We just crossed a major
milestone y'all.

Ten subscribers in only a month.

So I'm going to dedicate
this episode

to that person @GoGoLeaveNow.

Oh my God!

Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my God!

I just booked
my first horror film.

I'm going to be in a movie.

(joyful scream)

Gotta call Jess.

[Jess]
Ready? And action.

I'm not sure where they went.

[Jess]
Maybe we should split up.

You think that's a good idea?

[Jess] We could probably meet
them behind the shed.

Should be safe there.

Come on.

[Jess]
Behind you.

(fearful scream)

(gasping groans)

[Jess]
And cut.

That's my scene.

[Jess]
That was really really good.

Hand me the camera.

OK, so if you've been
following me,

you know I've been
documenting my journey

to booking my first horror film

and today's the first day
of Production for me.

And even if it's
a low-budget film,

you know I'm going
make the most out of it.

Thank y'all for watching

and please remember
to subscribe to my channel.

I post videos every day.

And remember,
Scream Queenz are King.

- How was it?
- Perfect.

I really want today to go well.

You are.
You're going to kill it.

Cause even though, you know,

no protection for the complexion
and the black people always die.

No, I just really
want a good death.

You know, like Johnny
Depp in the first Elm Street.

I like Johnny Depp.

Maybe you'll get like a Texas
Chainsaw meat hook death.

- Ohh, that be cool
- Mhm!

Or Lupita in Us?

That's different
cause Lupita was like

the killer and the final girl.

Most of the time they
just kill us.

Another example of us just
surrounded by white people

dying at the altar
of white supremacy.

America has always been
a horror film for black people.

That's just because
they're scared of our magic.

- Don't you know it.
- Mhm.

You should... You should
sit down. Come here.

Do you know anything
about this movie?

Mm. Mm.

What do you know?

Well they just gave me sides.

So from the looks of it,
it just looks like one of those,

you know, funeral gone bad,
reunion type of things

where everybody dies
in the woods.

Mhm. And it doesn't feel
at all red flaggy to you

that there is literally nothing
online about a producer,

about the director,
about the Production company,

about the people who are
going to do your crafty.

it's in Indie.
it's going to be fine.

- I got this.
- Okay.

if you say you got it,
then maybe you got it,

but I'm just telling you,
my spirit feels

like you don't got it.

We gotta go.

Wait, I need to be in this lot.

All right, well come on,
put this shirt on.

I got it.

Listen here.

Put this on and pay
close attention

to everything I'm about
to say to you

because I don't feel like
going back over this again.

- Okay.
- This first.

Dang, that's small.

I know and expensive.
It costs $200.

I'm going to put that right
there. You don't touch it again.

- [Lead] Girl, I won't.
- Alright, here we go.

It shoots in hi-res,
night vision

and the reviews online
say that we can get up to

5 hours of shooting time.

All the good footage, though,
will be on your real camera.

but I'm telling you,
if it falls off, that's it,

- and we're done for it.
- It's not going to fall off

- It's so cool.
- All right.

I'm going to do this once.
I'm going to do it one time,

and here we go, quick and fast.

This is your phone.

The shooting camera, it's going
to give you the best coverage.

This is going in the top titty.

Pick a side.

This one.

This one, both of these
from my job,

they're both disabled.
Also shooting camera, backup.

This goes in the other titty.
Thank you so much.

Yep, secure please.

Tuck? Yes.

This is the dummy phone.

The call sheet said that they're
taking phones at the van.

You'll give them this one,
also back pocket.

Make sure though,

everything on airplane
mode and do not disturb.

- Got it. check.
- Okay. Check.

Speaking of check, titty check.
Let's give it a quick jump.

Is everything secure?

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
How do you feel?

- I feel good.
- Okay. Are you sure?

- Yep.
- This...

- You're sure?
- Yes, I feel good.

You want me to
do another titty jump?

- One more for safety.
- Okay.

Feels good.

Okay, everything's secure.
Let's go, you gotta go.

Alright, let's go.

Parking lot.

Meet strangers for a horror
film at somebody's parking lot.

It's going to be fine.

- Cause that's wise to you?
- You're so over...

That makes sense to you?

I know you love me
but you really...

I love you a lot.

- I'm not going to die
- Okay.

- Shut up!
No I'm serious...

I've never even seen that movie.

(scary musical stinger)

- Sorry, I didn't see you there.
- It's going to be
a scorcher today.

You should be careful.

Uh, tonight's a full moon.

Crazies come out in the dark.

They're going to try
to take you from the light.

Especially the pretty ones.

- Okay.
- Alright, bye.

- Thank you.
- Alright.

Crazy people don't need
a reason to be crazy.

They just be crazy.

Yeah but you saw
what I saw, right?

[in unison]
The warning.

Every horror movie has one.

dun, Dun, DUN!!!

Maybe he knows something.

Hey you!

How will I know the light?

It'll sound...

different.

Okay.

Stop talking to strangers.
We've been through this.
Stop talking...

- What kind of answer was that?
- What kind of question
was that?

No, I had to get...

So I had to get on because
we just came across

a warning from a homeless guy.

Well okay, well hold on.

Now how do you even know
that that nigga was homeless1/

He could've been a man
who was having a day.

I mean he looked homeless.

But anyways, I just wanted to
ask y'all if I should, you know,

take heed or maybe
he's just, you know,

I guess we'll find out.

Everybody say 'Hi' to Jess.

Hey! Gang, gang.

My one to call when
there's only one to call.

It's my girl right here,

but sadly she won't
be joining me on set y'all.

No, but you know I got you.

I know. I know.

Did you pack a phone
charger, yes or no?

Mmm...

Did you pack the phone
charger, yes or no?

I don't know. OK, Jess...

Jess, thank you, Jess.
You be on me

because sometimes I get
so excited that I do forget.

- I do forget y'all.
- Yes.

And even though you're not
supposed to have your devices

if they start to die,
you need to be able to charge.

our content is dependent on you.

That's true y'all.

And we are here.

Mmm.

Oh, how great. We're all here.

Alright, the director prefers
that we use character names.

So we have Jock, Girlfriend,
Black Guy and Single Girl.

- You're the lead.
- Uh, no.

[Lead]
I wish... It's just my name.

That's a cool name.

- Thanks.

Why does she get
to use her real name?

Because the director
likes her real name.

Guess ours weren't good enough.

- Alright you about to change
your clothes?
- Yeah.

Alright go ahead and
put it in here, please.

Thank you. Great.

Paperwork looks good.

Everything is checking out
pretty great

You ever seen Willie Wonka
in the Chocolate Factory?

Where all those kids just
opened up those golden tickets

and they just showed up
to the factory.

They didn't know
who made the factory.

They didn't know who
worked at the factory.

They didn't know
whose Factory it was.

They didn't even know
what they were really selling

at the factory.

They had never seen
Willie or his Wonka.

And you know what
happened to all them kids?

That's right, they died.

Alright, I want
to remind everybody

that you all signed an NDA
with the rest of your paperwork.

To clarify,
this is a closed set.

OK?
Discussions about productions

are only to be between
members of Production.

[Jock]
It's kind of like Vegas.

OK. There's absolutely
no sharing of scripts.

There is no digital
recording of any kind

and to ensure
the integrity of our set,

I'm going to be taking
all phones

until the end of Productions.

Go ahead and drop them in.

[Black Guy]
Wait, what?!

Just put it in the thing.

Again, they will be returned
to you once you are wrapped.

Just put it in man.

Thank you.

No. And what does
that say about me?

That I would just drop
her off someplace like this

and just leave her here
to just be a dummy.

For her sweet self.

Just so sweet and artistic

and passionate and
bright, but just dumb.

All of them, just all of them.

One, two, three,
four, five, just dumb.

[Lead]
When do we leave?

Van leaves in 2 minutes.

I just wrapped an episode
of Divorce Court.

Oh, are you married?

No, he's with me.

Oh, so you two are married?

- Well, not yet.
- Not yet.

We're working
on our careers first.

So do you guys go
on a lot of auditions?

Well I mean, it's been
a little slow for me,

but you know I take
them as they come.

I probably get like what,
like three or four a week.

Cool.

Well, I just booked
my first commercial.

- Yes, she did.
- Oh, really?!

I mean it's non-union
but it is principal, so.

So cool.

- Congrats.
- What about you?

Um, actually I haven't
really gone a lot of auditions.

Uh, this is like
my first real gig.

- And I also have
a YouTube channel.
- Have you guys read the script?

I don't think anybody's
actually read the script.

Yeah, actors only
getting their parts.

Mhm.

Do you die?

- Yes.
- I do too.

Yeah, me too.

[Lead]
So we all die.

Great.

Oh, so you're the couple
who does it before they die.

And you're the Black Guy.

Well, actually I'm the Gay Guy

so I'm probably dying horribly.

I mean, I got lines though.

(clears throat)

Aaargh!!! Fuck, that hurts!

And then, dead.

Are you gay?

No! No no no!

What? I'm just showing
my range, you know?

Why, are you single?

Uh...

They should have
just hired a queer actor.

- [Jock] Right.
- Alright, it's time
to head on up.

Grab your
things, let's get going.

Alright, you have your pages.

I know it's not the full script,
but trust the director.

He has a vision, all right.

Oh, almost forgot.

I'm going to need to blindfold
each of you for the ride up

and I'll also give you
headphones to block out
sound, OK?

Just another precaution to make
sure that we're protecting

the integrity of
the director's work.

Is everybody OK with this?

- Uh...
- I actually need a verbal
confirmation of consent.

- [Actors] Yes.
- OK, there we go.

Great, who's first?

Well, I guess I'll go.

Great.

- Be easy, all right.
- Black Guy.

Don't you think
this is kind of weird?

Uh, actually I think
it's pretty cool.

I don't know about this. I've
never done anything like this.

- This way.
- I got shotgun.

So exciting.
I can't contain myself.

(ominous music)

They're bringing out
my ugly side

and they're bringing out
blindfolds and headphones.

Absolutely not. I got to go.
I got to call you back. Bye.

Nope. Nope. Nope.
Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

- Have you lost your mind?
- I said I'm good.

Everything
about this is suspect.

Are you crazy?

OK, there's no filming,
please put that away.

No, I don't work here
and I didn't sign anything.

- Lead.
- Jess.

OK, look, if it makes
you feel any better,

we've been doing
this all week, OK?

The Director wants to keep
the actors on their toes

and we have a pretty
big A-list star in this, so.

Jess!

Whatever.

What time will she be back?

Midnight-ish.

Jess, please go.

I love you. Just go.

- Bye.
- Bye.

I'm good.

Tell your assistant
I said it's a closed set.

Cool cool.

It's closed, I'm good.

OK.

Midnight-ish.

Right this way.

OK.

OK.

[Jess] How does it feel
to be a criminal?

Cause that's what you're giving

You're giving big core
criminal energy.

How does that feel for you?

- You happy about that?
- Have a wonderful day.

[Jess]
No, you have a wonderful day,

but I'll see you
at midnight-ish.

You have a good night.

We gonna talk about your day
when I see you at midnight.

Midnight-ish.

[Jock] Yo, so you hear that
story about Bill Murray

walking into the McDonald's?

[Girlfriend] Baby nobody knows
who Bill Murray is.

- So check this out.
- I want to know...

He walked into the McDonald's,

he gets a bunch of fries off
of the plate, some kid's plate.

He eats them and he looks
at the kid and says,

'No one will ever believe you.'

- [Lead] Whaaat?
- Isn't that funny?

[Girlfriend]
That's hilarious I guess.

[Jock]
Whoa, what was that?

Damn it.

OK, do you know how to drive?

Don't move. Stay in the van.

You don't got to worry about me.

- Stay in the van.
- That hurts.

- You okay, baby?
- Oh God, shit.

- Something wrong with the car ?
- What do you think that was?

Shit.

- [Jock] Is everything good?
- Do you need help out there?

Uh, fuck.

Damn it.

(sighs)

That's crazy.

Alright does anybody know

- how to change a flat tire?
- I know.

Oh thank God

I know how to change a tire.

- Please.
- Can I take these off?

Shit.

Yeah. Come on. Come on.
Just...

- Can I take my headphones off?
- No.

Headphones on, blindfold
stay on, please.

Thank you.

I'm going to have
to patch it up.

Do you have a tool kit?

Let me see.

All right. So, it should
take me like 15 minutes.

Here.

All right.

All right, can you hear me?

- Yes.
- Yeah.

Alright, everything's fine.

Blindfold stay on, please.
Headphones on.

I'm going to take you
the car one by one.

Please trust the process.

Everything is fine.
Alright?

- OK.
- Trust the process?

[PA]
Girlfriend, come.

[Jock]
See you, baby.

Down.
(Girlfriend mumbing)

Step. Step.

Thanks. Come over here.

- Jock.
- Yeah.

Is this some kind
of like method thing?

Headphones on, blindfolds on.

- Please.
- Alright.

Stay put. Everything's fine.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Just stay right there.

How we looking?

[Lead]
So, we're all good.

All right.

Let me get Black Guy.

Thanks.

- Black Guy.
- Yes.

- Look, where are we?
- Headphones on, please.

Since a nigga can't
see, can I at least hear?

- Damn.
- Shit.

Alright.

Just stay put.
Please.

Shit, please don't tell anybody
I took off your glass.

- Don't worry.
- Headphones, please.

Shit.

Fuck.

- Y'all need some help.
- Oh shit.

Oh, no, we're good.

Let's go. Let's go.

All right. Um, in.

Get in.

In. Back in.

What kind of group you got here?

Is this some kind of initiation?

[Black Guy]
Watch my head.

Uh, no. We're just...

We're late for a wedding.

Thanks.

Step.

(ominous music)

We're good.

- Thank you.
- OK, right.

Jock.

[Creepy Guy]
Take care.

You too.

Alright, in.
In, in, in.

In, in. Let's go. In.

Alright, Jock, you still have
outstanding paperwork.

Production is set up right
in here inside to your left.

Girlfriend, you're going
to go to wardrobe

right behind Production.

Black guy,

you also have outstanding
paperwork to complete. Alright.

Also say hello to the cameras
right behind you.

We're going to be capturing
BTS of you guys as we go.

All right?
Great. Let's go inside.

Hey, hey, wait for me.

Thank you, thank you.

Oh, hey. I just also want
to say, thanks again
for back there.

- I appreciate that.
- It's all good.

- Thanks.
- Am I supposed to go somewhere?

Oh, I'm sorry, yes.

You're actually going
to get your clothes

approved by wardrobe.

So go ahead and go
back there to the left.

- Cool thanks.
- Thank you.

Um, excuse me.

Do you know where wardrobe is?

Oh, and the bathroom?

Oh yeah, I can show you.

Oops.

- Should I close this?
- Yes.

Okay guys, day one
of Production.

So exciting, right?

Here's crafty

and the bathroom's right here.

Hair and makeup's
the one on the left

and then wardrobe
is right there.

- Cool, thanks.

So I'm on set and I'm about
to get wardrobe approved.

So I'm hoping that I get some
good BTS footage for you all.

You know I wanted to do

a little live stream
from set also,

but you know there's not
really much service up here.

So I'm going to put
together a video diary

and you know I'm going
to film as much as I can

before getting caught.

Oh, what's this?

Oh, yeah, this is all the cities

that we've been shooting
in for this series.

- Series?
- Mhm.

- There's you.
- Oh, so cool.

Excuse me.

Are you not going
to say anything?

He doesn't talk.

Yeah, like at all.

Hey Lead, can you please
meet me in wardrobe?

- Yes.
- Thank you.

OK.

I'm good.

I mean I'm good.

I need this. Excuse me.

What the hell does she
need that for?

Is that your script?

Yeah she ain't got no damn
lines, she the wardrobe.

Alright so...

[Lead]
So, how's Production been?

[Wardrobe]
Where's your bag?

OK.

So how's Production been and
have you worked with this
director before?

Um, not.

First of all it's not that
glamorous at all.

Secondly.

How long you've been
makeup artist for?

Secondly, if you keep
looking down at your shirt,

they're going to catch you and
they're not going to be happy.

What are you talking about?

What am I talking about?

You keep looking
down at your shirt.

You're filming.

Uh, it's...

It's actually just
for my YouTube channel.

There's like really not
many subscribers.

I have like 13, I don't think
anybody's watching.

Bro, I really don't
care what you do.

I'm not going to rat you out.

I'm just giving you a heads up.

- Oh cool, thanks.

OK, so let's see
what you brought.

- OK.
- Um, can you...

This is actually kind of cute.

- Let's get this on.
- OK.

Cool.

Hey, what are you doing?

Not cool.

(door closes)

Hey!

Dummy phone?

You don't have any
service up here anyways.

It's not going to work.

- Oh, I know.
- Alright.

Just as long as you know, OK.

Let me see what you did.

OK.

Turn around.

You look good.
It looks good.

Let's get you to the Director.
Let me see you.

- OK.
- PA.

PA.
[PA #2 yells back]

Where is she going?

Where's Lead going?

Oh, um, she's going...

- Director?

That's right. I'm sorry.

Um, yeah, he's going
to be over here.

Awesome.

- [Man] Oops.
- Excuse me.

(papers turning)

You know if the director
sees you

eating in his chair, you're dead

Oh, my God. My bad.

- Don't say anything.
- Trying to take my job?

[Lead]
Huh?

Trying to take my job?

I'm the director.

The chair you're sitting in it.

Oh, uh, I'm, I'm...

- And you are?
- I'm Lead.

Hey!

- Yes, I'm sorry.
- I remember.

I remember. Yeah, yeah.

You had the audition
where you did

all the convulsing
death on the floor.

(mimics convulsing sounds)

It was great. Everyone loved it.

It was like
my favorite audition.

Hey!

Uh, yeah you were...
You're just... You're fantastic.

- Thank you.
- Yeah sit. You can grab
a bucket.

[Director] Um, you know,
on these micro-budget features,

it it always just relies
so heavily

on the creativity
of the crew to do it all

and um we don't
have the luxury time

that's why we're always filming.

You know, so actors
need to stay ready.

- Are you ready?
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Great.

We really rely a lot
on genuine facial reactions.

So be prepared to be surprised.

Yeah.

[Director]
Cool.

Um, yeah, this whole location
was donated to us

from one of our producers.

We really try and honor
the process

and the people involved
the same as you would

on like a big budget Production.

[Lead]
Yeah, makes sense.

Um, I worked
on Production actually.

That's right.
That's right.

I saw some
of your videos online.

- You have.
- Good stuff.

Good stuff.

I'm sorry.

Are you filming me right now?

Uh, no.

You sure about that?

Uh, I...

I'm sorry, um, it's just
for my private viewers.

I'm not trying
to ruin your movie.

It's not like I'm trying to see
what your movie is about

like and show everybody.

Like, I'm sorry. I... I... I...

- OK. It's OK.

All you had to do is ask.

You can totally film
some BTS for your channel.

Really?!

Yeah.

(director bites apple)
Matter of fact...

Wow, you're like a whole
self-contained Production team.

Oh, yeah. I'm prepared.

[Director]
Alright.

Cool. I actually hear it.

This one's better.

Cool.

Is that the script?

Yeah, but not for your eyes.

Oh, that's so cool.

Dead.

Steadicam.

So hey guys,

I'm back at you with another
special announcement.

So the Director
of my first horror film

is now the official sponsor

to my Scream Queenz
are King channel.

Everyone meet my Director.

Say 'Hi!'.

Hi.

So cool.

Hey, do you want to be
in my channel?

- OK, yeah.
- Like, OK, so yeah.

Say 'Hi!' Just do peace sign.

- OK.
- Oh, no.

Hey, hi.

Scream Queenz are King.

You're needed on set.

Hey, I'm needed.
I'll see you in a few.

Do me a favor.

Don't ruin my movie
or I'll have to kill you.

[Lead]
Not if I kill you first.

(Lead and Director laughing)
Alright.

[Director] And if you see second
unit, just steer clear.

We're shooting a bunch
of setups around the location.

Efficiency's key.

[Lead whispering]
Yo. Yo, look.

This is so cool. It looks
there's like freaking animals

So I'm in a farm and I want you
to meet my friends.

[Girlfriend]
Sir.

(cow chuffing)

Do you know the premise
of this film?

Can you help us?

Hey!

Mmm.
No never mind. Not doing that.

Hey Alpacas!

- Hey Lead!
Yeah.

Oh, we're going to see
the horses.

All right.
I just need to run.

I'm just trying
to take this all in.

- So...
- [Girlfriend] Why is she
running?

I'm just talking to
my YouTube channel.

Have you checked it out?

- No.
- Scream Queenz are
King Channel.

Your YouTube channel?

Yeah. I started it like
a few months ago.

- Yeah, you mentioned
that, but I mean I just...

OK.

Something about me
having this camera

is giving me this
sense of importance.

I think that something
great is waiting for me

at the end of this film.

(ominous music)

Stardom.

Oh my God, is that a turkey?

[Girlfriend] My Grandma makes
the best fried turkey.

- Turkey?

Oh wow, it's like blue and red
and it's like the American flag.

It's red, white and blue.

That's kind of weird.
Is that like the only turkey?

There's just a lone turkey.

He went away. He's like
doesn't want to be on camera.

[Girlfriend]
So, OK.

(Girlfriend laughing)

[Lead]
OK.

On camera.

- Yeah look at us

It's so cool.
Look what we have here.

We got crafter services.

We got bananas, some snacks.

So all of these snacks
are provided

by Production
for the crew to shoot.

We have our castmates
eating healthy over here.

- What up?
- What's up, what's up?

- Here we have our Jock.
- Mr Cool Guy

I see y'all.

[Jock] So you use your real
name and film, huh?

Must be nice.

[Girlfriend]
I get to film too.

Don't do that.

I got permission to film.

I see you.

We're all trying to get ours.

Oh!

So for our footage exclusive,

I wanted to ask what is
your favorite horror film?

Oh, don't ask me that.

Hey y'all she's asking
a question.

Who's your favorite
villain y'all?

I'm not answering it.

What's the best villain?

That nigga form Despicable Me.

Yeah he was bad.
He was like real bad.

What is this for, is this
for your YouTube channel?

- Maybe.
- Yeah.

So... OK, what is the best found
footage horror film?

Oh shit.

OK, let's rattle it off.

I think Blair Witch Project,

Paranormal Activity.

-Cloverfield's like really cool.
-Cloverfield's feels pretty good

Your YouTube channel.
I'm just kidding.

I think, I think...
Listen to me.

Niggas don't be living
through these movies

for some reason and
I don't know why?

You know what I'm saying?

No check me out. Check me out?

So we survived this country
trying to kill us, right?

But white people,

they do dumb shit to get them
killed all the time.

Does that make any sense?

- I mean
- No. It doesn't.

When you hear a fucking creek,
don't go towards a creek.

You feel me like...

Wait, who the fuck is that?

What the fuck.

[Black Guy] See that's why I
don't fuck with white people.

[Director] Alright, this is
the first shot of the day

and I just really want you
to have fun with it.

There's a reason
why you're here.

You know, we love what you're
bringing to the table

as actors and we just
want to show the world

why you're the stars
of this film.

- You're ready?
- Yes.

- This is us?
- Everybody inside

Oh!

Let's see, open the door.

Oh wow!
- Wow, hurry up.

We got TV in here.

(actors laughing and talking)

OK, so I'd like to get
some close-ups on this one.

I love his eyes

so if you can get that and then
this mustache which is just...

(immitating a chef's kiss)

Uh, yeah and then Lead,
let's have you in this area

and everyone just remember
your spots for in between shots.

- Cool?
- All right, yeah.

Great.

All right well
let's everyone out

and we'll take it from the top.

The question is
the AC on in here?

I don't know if it's on.

(Director sighs heavily)

Oh my God, this is so cool.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. You like?

Yes!

- The leather fits nice, huh?

- Uh-huh. It's about to go down.
- Yeah.

I can't wait to get on the road.

- And the TV. Jock,
look at the TV.

You, I know you love that.

I'mma see if the crapper works.

(Jock sighing angrily)

Is he mad that girlfriend's
meeting us there?

No.

You know, it's his first
time up here since.

You know...

Oh, shit.

- Yeah...
- I know.

Oh you're right,
I almost forgot.

He's gonna to be OK, right?

Man he should be fine.

Yeah.

I just wish that she would
have came with us

instead of meeting us
up there, you know?

- Mhm.
- So.

(bathroom door opens)
But we...

Why is everybody so quiet?

[Black Guy]
It's not quiet, is it?

I hear breathing in here.

Come on, sit up here with me.

I got the first shift,
all right.

(Black Guy laughing)

Y'all ready?

[Lead]
Mhmm.

Hey, you good?

Yeah.

- All right.

Next stop, Lake Falls.

(happy exclamation)

(upbeat music)

(Jock sighs)

Hey man, I'm sorry
about earlier.

I'm just all...
in my head about...

You know?

Look Jock, you don't have
to apologize for anything okay?

This is hard for all of us.

We just gotta stick
together, okay?

Okay?

Don't try nothing
with me though.

Boy you are still not
my type, okay?

Why you never wear
a shirt, then?

Cause you like it.

- You look good in them
trunks though.
- Okay boy, stop.

(both laughing)

[Director]
All right, great. Cut.

Yeah, just pull over right here.

- Right here?
- Yep.

All right.

All right, great job everyone.

Uh, Black Guy, you're with me

and the rest of you
I will see back at holding.

[Jock]
All right.

[Lead]
Come on, let's go.

Jock.

Jock.

Stop messing around.
Let's go.

Hello!

Jock!

Earth to Jock.

Hey!

They said we have
to be at holding.

Jock?

Yo, are you good?

Jock!

Hey? Hello?

Can you answer me?

(screaming)
I'm just fucking with you.

- Fuck you.
- All right, let's go.

(Lead groans angrily)

[Girlfriend] Wow it's so green.
Look at the hills.

- It's pretty beautiful here.
- OK, practice your line.

What are you going to say?

(ominous music)

Where is everyone?

(Girlfriend chuckles)
That was good.

- That was really believable.
- Thanks.

- Those classes are paying off.

[Crew Member] We need to know
what is going on.

This is fucking...

This is not
what I signed up for.

You signed up for this movie.
This is what this is

Hey! Hey!

What are we doing?

Guys.

Only actors in the scene
should be in here.
Everybody else back to holding.

(crewmembers talking
at same time)

You called us in here.

You called us in here.

[Director]
Out, wardrobe out.

Hat stay.
No, there's no more looks.

Hat stay. Just...

[Girlfriend]
Oh my God, that was crazy.

What an asshole.

What the fuck.

What did you guys
do for the weekend?

Um, I don't know.
What did we do, baby?

We went shopping.
I bought my dog a new vest.

- Oh, that's cute.
What did you do?

- You love him too.
- I did work out.

- You worked out, okay.

- Yeah I did.
- What the hell?

- It's a short haired yorkie.
- I wish there was someone here
to fix my hair.

- That's cute. Very small.
- [Lead] What was that?

- What?
- Did you guys hear that?

- Huh?
- The scream.

- I didn't hear nothing.
You hear anything?
- You didn't hear that?

- I didn't hear anything.
- Really?

[Lead] You guys didn't hear
that legit ass scream?

You do know we're filming
a horror movie, right?

(guys laugh)
- Yeah.

Yeah, but that
sounded different.

[Lead]
I'm going to go head back there.

Um, does anyone
want to go with me?

[Jock] Uh, they said they'd call
us when it was good, so.

- Anyone?
- Yeah I'm staying here.

You know what, I'm gonna go.

- You sure baby?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I'm good.

- Thanks Girlfriend.
- Guys, I'm going on
an adventure.

Supposedly, this one
heard a scream

so we gonna go find it.

And if I die, bury me
with my clothes.

OK, so we're going
to check out this RV.

- Do you want to go knock?
- Do I want to knock?

Yeah, see who's in there.
- You knock.

It's probably like a tiny
person living in there.

Come on, Scream Queez,
you got it.

I am a Scream Queenz.

- Wait look, it's kind of open.

Knock first and then...

Hello?

Anyone home?

There's nobody there.
There's like this little crack
over here.

[Girlfriend] Like just open
the door here come on

Oh my God! Just kidding.

- So...Stupid.

There's nothing in there.

You could like,
you could hide in there.

I think I'm going to take notes.

I'm going to take notes to see
what our good hiding places

just in case I want like
a lone time, you know?

Cause sometimes...

[Girlfriend]
Why would you hide on a farm?

I mean, I like nature

and I feel like I'm
an introverted extrovert.

So I feel like I am
preparing for death.

(Girlfriend laughs)

- Shit.
- Fucking asshole.

- [Girlfriend] Go in there.
- What was that?

- Hey, um what just
happened in here?

He didn't like
the fucking rewrite

so he started getting
all Hollywood on me.

I don't have time for this shit.

- Like he left?
- Yeah.

- [Lead] What?
- We can just help you find him

- Yeah, we can go look for him.
- Look, I don't know
where he went.

Over there, there, somewhere,
I don't fucking know.

He's gonna fuck our whole
schedule. I'm just going
to break for dinner.

I'll figure out what
the hell I'm doing.

[Girlfriend]
That was fucking insane.

He's literally a lunatic
at this point.

And you guys would
never forget the time

that we were having our bonfire

having marshmallows
and shit doing our s'mores.

And Johnny couldn't
stand the fact

that I would burn
my marshmallows.

You love to do that.
Why do you do that?

I don't like anything white.

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying?
Say that again.

Snow, marshmallows, milk.

It's like... No I don't do that.

So, I never will never forget
the time that he came

and was so irritated

I took the last last
marshmallow, right?

Actually he wasn't irritated.

You were already mad that
I took the marshmallows.

- You remember that?
- And burned it.

Yeah.

I love to burn my marshmallow,
you know what I'm saying?

Like good life little crunch
with it, you know?

And do you know that he went and
got a whole nother bag for us?

Do you remember that?

That bag just didn't
come out of nowhere.

He like left and like
brought the bag.

- Oh Johnny.
- Well, tell your Johnny story.

- Yeah.
- Tell about Johnny.

(sighing)
I don't know.

I don't know
if it's a good time.

- It's always a good time.
- Come on.

[Black Guy]
We never really talk about this

I mean you guys know
how Johnny was, right?

He was fearless.

He's so freaking cool man.

He's like James Dean.

But anyway, so we were
at the lake

and we were swimming around

and there's a bunch of guys
jumping off from the top,

you know, the top ledge.

And Johnny really
wanted to do it you know?

He, uh...

Yeah, he really wanted to do it.

So anyway, he went
up there and...

and he gets ready to jump and,

I don't think he got
enough distance

or I don't know what it was but

he didn't fall where
the other guys were falling.

And when he came up,

he was struggling,

(intense music)

and he was yelling for help.

And I swam out there
trying to help him.

And for whatever reason

he just...

I don't know
he must have hit a rock

or something
underneath the water.

(Jock sobbing)

It's okay.

It's okay.

[Jock]
Just...I...

Was it my fault?

No! No!

No!

No!

[Director] OK, OK, OK, cut cut
cut cut cut cut cut cut.

Sorry.
- Cut!

(Director clearing throat)

Uhm...

OK, we're going to go again.

[Black Guy]
It was really good.

Yeah.
Um...

Give it to me.
Give it to me straight.

I know, I know what
you're going to say.

I, um...

Look, your audition was great.

But just, we're losing light
and I need you to get there.

So whatever you got to do, um...

Do you need a second?

- Yeah.
- OK.

Let's just take a minute
and we'll do another one.

[Jock]
All right.

[Assistant Director]
Reset.

- Resetting.
- I thought we did good.

- It was good.
- What the fuck?

- That was really good.
- Were we good?

- [Director] Yeah, yeah.
- Oh OK.

[Lead] What you were saying
earlier got me.

I was just talking to my friend
about the same thing.

They just put us in horror
films to kill us.

That's what I was
trying to fucking...

(scoffing)

Do you think that if I walked
into that casting room

and acted straight

that I would have got this role?

(scoffs)

No.

No.

I gotta do what I gotta
do to survive.

I'm trying to live.

[Girlfriend]
God, this place is so creepy.

Oh my God.

Better not be no fucking
spiders in here.

I don't even know
why I'm doing this. OK.

Um, wow!

This is giving murder,
blood, shed.

Oh my God, I can't.
I hate it, I hate it.

OK.

OK, hold on.

(ominous music)

OK, hold on.

What's up there?

Oh, hell no.

I'm out, no I can't.
I can't, I can't, I can't.

So,

there's a river around here.

I'm gonna go find it.

Kind of going on a little
adventure for y'all.

Just to show you guys like what,

what it's like being
on this type of field.

Oh shit.

Yo, there's so many
opportunities to fall here.

I need to be very careful.

There's the river.

See it.

Ain't that cool guys?

We're like right in nature.

Yo, since going here,
like I've seen like

so many places where
people can actually die.

So I haven't really seen
the script, but I feel like...

I'm kind of just thinking like

maybe I'm gonna
die in the river,

maybe I'm gonna
to die like by this rock

or like by these rocks.

Or maybe...

Maybe animals get to eat me.

I have no idea.

(laughing)

Whatever it is,
it's kind of cool.

Oh shit.

I literally stepped in this.

Fuck.

I need to go back to wardrobe.

Um, so yeah.
So I brought my own clothes.

I brought my own stuff.

I've been really kind
of prepping in advance.

Like ah! Like what
kind of screams

- you want, like...
- That was great.

Yeah, OK.

So I can warm up
a little bit more

cause I want to like lose
my voice or whatever like that.

Yeah, much time as you need.

I mean we have to be
fast, but you know.

- Right, okay.
- Sorry, you were saying?

I'm method, I've really been
working on my stuff.

I just want to, you know,
your boxing story

kind of made me
a little nervous.

Oh no, no, no, no.
I've come a long way.

Obviously cut, call cut.
Like do we have stunt people?

Can I talk to the stunt
coordinator actually?

Cause I want to have
like breakaway cuffs.

Maybe there's a safe word.

Yeah. Oh wait. Sorry. I'm sorry.

- You can't be here
- Are you sure?

Yeah. No, you gotta go.

- My bad.
- Yeah.

So we know that I have
a hard out too, right?

Like I can't...

- Yeah.
- I can't be here all day.

No, no, no, of course,
we'll have you in and out.

[Girlfriend]
Hey, did you find anything?

- Not unless you think a
tiny house or something.

Hey, you're throwing
me off my game.

You know what, I think
I saw Rosario Dawson.

Not for $50 a day, you didn't.

No, I'm telling you, it's her.
It looked just like her.

I'm not even lying.

Oh, y'all missed out on
this fire ass food.

- Um, no.
- Oh my God.

I mean, the chicken
was falling off the bone.

- Who says that?

OK, thank you
for getting us a plate.

Hey, did any of you
guys see that guy

in the greenhouse come by?

Cause we looked around,
we didn't see anything.

Um, we've been here the whole
time, we didn't see him.

- That's really weird.
- Yeah, that's weird.

[PA #2]
Black guy, you're up.

Oh!

It's bout my time y'all.

- Go get them.
- Break a leg.

- Flex those muscles.
- One line.

That's really cute.

(Black Guy laughing)

[Black Guy]
Your girlfriend a hater, bro.

Oh bitch, that hurt.

Sorry to keep you waiting.
Um...

What are we doing?
Uh, yeah.

You feeling good?

- Yeah, I feel great.
- Good.

- I feel amazing.
Been going over my lines.
- Ready for your big scene?

- Feeling fantastic.
- Great. Yeah.

So we're doing something a
little different for your scene.

We already have all the stuff
in the farm and in the woods

with the chase and and we're
going to do something

in the pool in a moment.

We wanted to create something

a little bit more claustrophobic
for this one, for you.

So as you read, you're
going to be in here,

taking some alone
time for yourself.

You're going to fall asleep.

When you wake up,

you're going to find out
that the door is locked.

You're going to bang,
call out for help.

No answer.

And then you're going
to see through this glass,

you're going to see over here
one of your friends

is approached from behind
and strangled.

And so you're going to bang,
try and get through the door.

It's locked.

You're going to scream
and scream.

There's no avail.

Then you're going to grab
one of these rocks,

smash the glass,

- and then you,
- Oh shit.

Yeah, not actually.

I don't actually want
you to break the glass.

We don't have
the insurance for it.

- Low budget.
- OK.

But yeah.

Um... Oh shit, one second.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll be right over.

OK.

- Everything cool?
- Yeah, yeah.

I just have to get back
with second unit for a second.

Um, just go over
your lines for a second

and I'll be back in 5 minutes.

All right.
I got you.

You got this, bro.
You got this, all right?

This is your time to be present.

Your time to shine, nigga.

All right.

(acting)
Bitch that hurt!

(door closing)

(ominous music)

Hello?!

- Hello?!
- Sorry.

Sorry. Oh my God.

Um...

There was this whole

kerfuffle that happened
with the second unit

and there's an actor

- Who apparently...
- I don't care need.

- You don't?
- You had me

waiting out here for hours

I'm sorry.

in the middle of God knows
where the fuck are we.

- It's a set.
- There's no one around.

- Uh...
- I can't find anyone.

OK, well, we're here.
What do you need?

Can I get you something?

Do you want coffee
or water or granola bar?

Honestly, I just want to leave.

So if you can show me
where you came from

that would be great.

Look we're set up.
We're ready to go.

We just... The the light is
where we need it to be.

Is it OK if we just shoot
the scene real quick

and then we'll have
you on your way?

Does that work?

Yeah, that works.

Let's fucking shoot this shit.

Great, so we're just gonna
play a little game.

Um, yeah.

We're just gonna do
a little hide-and-seek.

Uh...

I don't think that's necessary.

OK, we're just going to do...

It's an exercise just to build
the tension back up.

I'm good.

I feel the tension here,
obviously.

So we're good.

It's a different kind

and we're just going to do
this this thing.

It'll be super quick

and I think it'll help us
get back into the scene.

If you could trust the process

that we're doing
here, it's very...

Yeah, I've been trusting
your process for hours.

So your process sucks.

Look, just right over here,

if you can just be
right by the tree.

Yeah I know how
to fucking play the game.

Cover your eyes.

- Yeah.
- Have you been here
this whole time?

- He's been here this
whole time.
- Not the whole time.

We were shooting
the other scene but yeah.

- Can't you hear me?
- We're about

to shoot the scene right now.
- I'll be fucking yelling.

- OK.
- Thanks guy for having my back.

This is fucked up.

Count down from 20.

- Got it, 20.
- I'm going to hide,

do my best to scare
the shit out of you.

Good luck.

- OK?
- OK.

- All right?
- Great.

I'll see you.

20

19

18

No peeking.

I need you to actually
cover your eyes

otherwise it defeats the whole
purpose of what we're doing.

This is dumb.

- Please.
- You're dumb.

(frustrated sigh from actress)

20

19

18

17

16

15

14

13

12

11

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

Ready or not here I come.

(gasping)

(groaning in pain)

Hey man.

(door is locked)

Hey.

Hey man, can you open the door?

It's getting fucking
hot in here.

Hey man, I'm serious.

Can you open the door.

It's like it's locked.

It's like literally locked, man.

It's getting hot here.

Seriously, man.

Hey.

Hey, this ain't cool, man.

The fuck?

Wait that's that nigga
from the greenhouse.

Open the door!

Open the door!

Open the door!

Hey, get me out of here.

It's locked.

Open the door,
do you hear me?

Open the door.

We found a trampoline
in the middle of nowhere.

(ladies giggling and screaming)

[Girlfriend]
How do you do this all the time?

Like recording everything,
like why, why?

[Lead]
What do you mean?

- I don't know, it just feels
so unnatural to me.

- Oh well.

- And you have a whole
YouTube channel?

Yeah, I do.

I mean I started my YouTube
channel actually because

I kind of got got sick
of not really seeing myself

in like these films.
especially horror films.

- Mhm.

- And I've always
loved horror films.

So growing up I would just
watch them with my parents

and I never really
saw myself in them.

So I sort of promised
myself and I was like

I'm going to, you know,
be in a horror film

which I definitely manifested.

And we're like right here.

Wait this is what
you you want to be in?

- I do. I actually love
this stuff.

Like...

And I created my YouTube channel

because I just want
to share my story.

Like...

What's your story?
Do you have a horror story?

- I mean...
- An American Horror Story?

American Horror Story.

I mean besides that,
there's not much representation.

That is pretty horrible.

- We're not really put
in horror films to live.

We're not really put
in horror films to be

the lead or the main character.

- So...
- Why don't you write your own?

- I'd love to do that.

- Maybe one day.

One day, I will.

I just want to be remembered.

What's one thing that people
always assume about you

but they always get wrong?

Hmmm.

I think people just
think that I'm a bitch

and then I don't
care about anything.

- I mean...
- There was this one time

that I had this girl
sign my yearbook.

This was like 8th
grade graduation.

And she put, and we have
been friends,

well at least I thought.

And she put
in my yearbook that...

that she spent the whole
year thinking

that I just was the worst.

But she was happy
to finally get to know me

- Wow.

- It kind of feels like
a backhanded compliment but...

- I mean...

Maybe I just have a hard
exterior, I don't know.

Well to be honest,
when I first met you

I actually thought
you were kind of a bitch.

I'm sorry.

Well. you also were
checking up on my man

so I had to say something.

I was just asking questions.
I get really curious.

So I'm like so used to being
like a YouTuber and just...

- You gotta be careful.
You can't just be asking anybody

any kind of question.
- I know.

But I mean...

like you're actually
pretty cool.

You're kind of cool,
I guess.

(Lead laughs)

No, you're cool.

You just like different
things like horror films.

- [Girlfriend] I'm sorry, I
stepped on it.
- [Lead] That's OK.

[Girlfriend]
Um, I'm going to check out

- what's over here.
- Yeah.

- I'll be back.

[Girlfriend]
OK.

Not creepy at all

being out here in
the middle of nowhere.

I'm just kind of having a long
walk because I broke my camera

in the trampoline so kind
of pissed about that.

[Girlfriend]
If I was going to die,

I wouldn't mind dying
right out here.

Where are you?

Hello?

Lead?

(fruit falls on floor)
Oh shit.

What the fuck was that sound?

God, it feels like
somebody's watching me.

OK, I need to get
the here out of here.

[Lead] It's just endless
endless oranges.

You guys, it's not funny. Stop.

Baby?

Babies?

Black Guy?

[Lead]
Where are we?

[Girlfriend]
Hey, Lead?

Hey.

Shit's crazy in here.

Yeah.

Oh shit, there's the exit.
Come on.

This shit just goes on forever.

(creepy music)

Yeah, yeah.

It looks good to me.

[Lead]
Where y'all going?

Y'all done already?

Yeah, I got errands
to run in the morning

so they don't need me anymore.

She's my last drop
off of the day.

So we up outta here.

- [Girlfriend] Out of here?
- What about us?

You're not done.
You're not wrapped, right?

- Don't you want to go?
- PA2 should be taking
you guys down.

She just came back from dropping
off a few other people from
second unit.

- So she should be asking...
- [Lead] Oh, have you seen
second unit?

Cause like I haven't
seen second unit.

[Girlfriend]
Second...

I don't... The Director
was talking

about second unit earlier

I know, we don't.

Well I mean, I'm gonna have
to go talk to the Director

cause things been real
weird around here.

- Right.
- Let's go.

I told you it's a part
of his vision

- Um, OK if you say so.

I guess... I guess we'll just
check out second unit.

- Good night.
- All right, live your life.

- Good night.
- Bye.

[Lead]
So weird.

[Girlfriend]
We have to figure out this...

Yeah, let's go check out
second unit.

Come on.

[Lead] Whoa, what happened
to your face?

- Where are they?
- I don't know.

I shouldn't say this,
but I think we should split up.

[Girlfriend]
Wait, are you serious?

No, not not really, but we
really need to find someone.

- Oh my God. OK, um...

How about we just go
look for the guys?

- Cool, perfect.
- OK, cool.

Um, so how's your battery?

Oh shit. Um...

It's great, it's good.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- How's yours?
- Mine's cool.

- Mine's great
- Good.

OK, so...

OK let's go find them.

- You know what's really
crazy? That...

[Lead]
That we actually...

I never told you my name
this whole time.

My name is Mia.

Mia, it's a pleasure.

So I guess let's meet up

in the Production
house in 30 minutes.

- Yeah.
- OK.

- Cool.
- OK.

- Bye.
- Bye bye.

How'd everything go today?

It's good, it's just a long day.

- 12 hours.
- OK.

Same thing tomorrow.

How many back and
forth did you do today?

Just a two rides up with
you and then the campers.

You had drop offs though?

No, I was only told
to do pickups.

You're my first.

- First?
- Mhm.

What about all the people
that wrapped today?

Oh, I'm pretty sure
PA2 took them down.

But shoot, there was so
much going on today.

I mean, the crew double
dipping in between positions,

you know, just everybody
filling in where they could.

I mean, look at you,
you doing hair.

- You're not lying.
- Makeup, wardrobe,

art department.

- Okay.
- You say no lies.

Oh my goodness.

Where's everybody?

Shit's been so weird.

(ominous music)

Black guy?

Jock.

Fuck.

But, you are transportation.

That doesn't really
make sense that..

Yeah, but I mean, there was
just so much going on today,

but all I know is that
I'm ready to get into my bed,

go home, get a hot shower.

- Oh my God, say less.
- Some good food,

a glass of wine
is calling my name.

- Say less.
- Yes.

The snacks, that's why I bring
my own snacks to these

what micro-budget, for real?

Micro-budget, you're going
to feed me micro food?

- But we working it out.
- Ain't that the truth?

[Girlfriend]
Hello?

What the fuck is this place?

Hello?!

Okay.

(muffled yells)

Oh fuck?

Hello?

(screams)

Help me. Help me.

Oh my God.
- Oh my God!

(unitelligable yelling)

Hurry up.

Hurry up before they come back.

What happened? What happened?

I got asked to do this
like little small part,

you know what I'm saying?

And I get it, I like
a method actor.

But this is ridiculous,
you know what I'm saying?

I love independent films, but
I'm not trying to die for it,

you know what I'm saying?

Wait, so you're just
going to get a scissor,

or are you going to get a knife
or something like that

and let me out?

Because I'm not even
supposed to be here today.

- Fuck, fuck...
- OK.

Come on.
- Fuck!

(banging)

(banging continues)
What was that?

- Fuck, fuck.
- Just help me.

OK, OK.

Just pull me out.

I'll come back, I promise,
I promise. Shut up.

Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.

- I'm sorry.
- No! No!

Don't leave me!
Please, don't leave me!

No! No!

(muffled screams)

[Rosario]
Help me!

[Girlfriend]
Fuck.

Oh no!

What the fuck.

[Director]
Put that down.

[Rosario]
No! No! No! No! No!

Wait, there were
scissors right there?

There were scissors
there the whole time.

[Rosario]
Wait... No, no, no, no.

Listen, we can work
something out.

OK, we can work something out.

Come on. Stop.

Help me out.

Help me. No! No!

Don't leave, don't leave me.

You're killing me,
don't leave me.

No! No! No!

(Rosario screaming)

You know what's in the chicken
that they gave us earlier?

Like what they seasoned it with?

I think it was paprika
or something.

- It was pretty good.
- Yeah, yeah.

What happened to your face?

My face?

Yeah, your eyes' all purple.

Oh, you know just moving
stuff in the production office

and kind of clumsy, so.

- Hmm.

- Hold on.

[PA 2]
Mhm.

Uhm...

I don't see her.
Uh, I'll find her.

Oh!
Oh!

OK, I'll let him know. Uhm...

So, they need you to head
over to the pool now.

It looks like there's
been a change in schedule

And I have to take Black
Guy back to the lot now.

So, I guess I'll see you later.

(PA 2 laughs)

- Good luck.
- Alright thanks.

All right.

Your time to shine baby.

OK. So, this is right before
you head back to the house

for the party.
- Okay.

Sun's been beating
on you all day.

It's finally cooled off.

And you've had
a couple of drinks.

Your friends are
back at the house.

You sneak away for
a little dip in the pool.

- You want me to get in there?
- Yeah.

Well, that wasn't in the sides.

Yeah, but look, scenes
change and the water's nice.

Look, if you're not
comfortable, it's fine.

I'll just get
Black Guy to do it.

No, I can do it.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, of course.

I can do it.

You know and look,
it's only waist deep.

- You can just...
- Hey man.

Look, this is basically just to
establish you as the hot guy.

And in the interest of time,

we'd like to do this
in one or two.

OK.

- So I'll talk you through it.
- Got it.

Oh yeah, once you're
in the water,

I will signal you and you just
take some water on your hands

put it through your hair
let it drip down your body

and that's when you
would knock him.

So he knocks you.

- OK?
- [Jock] Whoa!

What the hell, man?

[Director]
You good? Are you OK?

Seriously, what was that about?

[Director]
Apologize to the man.

(crew member stays silent)

Look, at least
the koi don't bite.

Yeah, fucking koi don't bite.
That's bullshit, man.

(Jock yelling in fright)

[Jock]
Hey!

(Jock and killer struggle
in water)

(struggling stops)

Cut!
Moving on.

Yeah, girl, I'm still here.

No, I've been here
for like an hour.

I'm just waiting
for her to get here.

I know, I'm tired, but I'm
really really proud of her.

And I just want to hear
about everything.

And I want to hear
about how it went

because her ass has
been making movies

and little makeup tutorials

and 'Hey y'allin' and
'Hey guys' for forever.

So I just... Oh?

Oh, she's here.

No, she's back. OK, bye.

(PA sighs)

[PA]
All right. Yo, look.

The work you did in the shed,

like it was really really great.

You really do great work.
They looked good in there.

We're talking about shed.

You talking about shed.

- I didn't do no shed.
- The people in the shed.

Just stupid.

You got jokes.

There's no people in this shed.
I didn't do no shed.

- What?
- Come on.

- Let's go.
- I thought...

OK.

Oh, can you pop the trunk and
everything slid to the back?

Thank you.

- Oh I'm so glad to be
going home.

I need my bed.

- I know me too.
- Oh my goodness.

I'm just like right ready to go.

- What?
- What is...

What is that?
The fuck?

Is that... Is it fake?

- No, no, it's gotta be.
- Excuse me.

Whoa!

I remember you and
I still don't like you.

I'm here to pick up Lead and
she stopped responding to texts

and I don't know what time she's
gonna be done and I just...

Is that blood?!
- Where's it coming from?

- No, I don't know.
I just opened up the handle.

OK, are you sure it's not yours?

Is it mine?

That don't even make any sense.

- You might be hurt.
- I don't know.

- I'm calling the cops.
- Excuse me.

I'm calling the cops.

The whole cops and
nothing but the cops,

- so help me cops.
- I am leaving.

Why?

Because I don't want
no trouble with no cops.

It feels guilty.

It feels like both of y'all
are going to jail.

911?

Yeah, I'd like
to report a crime,

an emergency, a kidnapping.

Yeah, my friend's
in really big trouble,

I think she is in
a lot of danger.

[Director]
I couldn't have been clearer.

If you know then, why are
we in this position right now.

Look, look, shut the fuck up
and be still, alright?

It's not personal, okay?
You fucked up.

You fucked up and we don't know
where the fuck he is right now.

Now I have to go and
clean up your mess.

What, are you crying?

Hey, you're supposed to
be back in the holding.

Um...

Yeah, I just had
a couple questions

about the script, actually.

Okay, yeah. Like what?

Well, I just noticed that
everybody dies in this...

Mhmm.

Horror film.

[Girlfriend]
Uhm...

Well,

how is the audience supposed
to care about these characters

if they don't get the
chance to know them?

Oh, that's simple.

I mean, some people just like
seeing a good kill on screen,

like my clients.

You know, it's not all
about the cast

and the characters even.

It's just...

Sometimes it's
the creativity of the kill

that really grips the audience.

You know, I mean,

the success of
a good horror film,

it really relies on the ability
to surprise more than...

You know, or to be
able to maintain tension

long enough to make
the kills worth waiting for.

[Lead] We've been looking
all over for you.

Come on, get up, we gotta go.

What the fuck?

Jock?
What?

Hello, oh my God.

Is that what you have
planned for your final girl?

[Director]
What, you mean you?

Yeah, of course.

I always do.

It's just us now.

[Lead]
Jock's dead!

Go!

(intense music)

Oh shit. Oh shit.

Lead, wait.

Shit.

(Lead quieting Girlfriend)

[Girlfriend]
Oh my God no.

We have to stick together.

- We have to stick together.
- OK, OK.

Let's go.

Fuck.

(dogs barking)

Go, go, go...

Shit, wait for me.

Come on, we have to go.

No, come back, come back.

Bitch.

[Girlfriend]
You've got to stop crying.

You've got to stop crying.

You've got to pull it together.

You've got to fucking pull
it together right now.

- Okay.
- Oh my God. What the fuck?

What the fuck is that?
Oh fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck!

Get up.
Get up.

Oh shit.

[Lead]
Here.

[Girlfriend]
Shhhh. Shhhh.

- I think we should be
safe here.
- Oh my God.

Maybe we should be safe here.

What was that?

What was that?

We should just go.

Come on.

What the fuck?

Lead!

Oh no, fuck.

Fuck, where did this bitch go?

You know why knives
are my weapon of choice.

I love the intimacy.
You feel everything.

From the force necessary
to pierce flesh.

(Lead screams out)
(stabbing)

To the friction of cutting skin.

[Director]
Run.

[Girlfriend screams]

[Girlfriend]
Like, what the fuck?

What the fuck is going on?

Oh my God, oh fuck.

Oh my God, please.

(Girlfriend sobbing)

Oh my God.

What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?

(intense music)

[Jess]
Girlfriend!!!

Girlfriend!!!

[Girlfriend screams in fear]

[Police]
Freeze!

Put down your weapon.

Put down your weapon.

(gunshots)

[Police officer]
Fuck.

Hold fire!

I thought I saw a weapon.

Fuck.

Please, please, I don't...

[Rutledge]
You ever fired a gun?

- Have you ever fired?
- No.

- Then, why'd you do it now?
- You yelled gun.

This is on you.

You're gonna support me, right?

You got my back, right?

Rutledge!

- There's more in the shed.

- How many?

- I don't know.

This is fucking crazy right?
This is fucking insane.

This director he comes
all the way out here

and he's making these films?

These kids just got
caught up in it.

Detective's gonna be pissed.

What the hell are they doing
out here anyway?

The girl from Josie
and the Pussycats? Rufio?

What the fuck are
they doing out here?

Shit, man, that's a lot
of paperwork.

[Detective] Are you sure that's
all you remember?

Did you know any
of the other victims?

Her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend, right?

[Girlfriend]
And a cameraman.

And...

And there is a sound guy

and there's a whole second unit.

Second unit?

And a black guy.

Black guy.
His name's Black Guy.

[Officer]
Detective, we have a problem.

- Hold on one second.
- Sir.

Ladies, hold tight.

I'll be back in just
a minute, okay?

I'll be right back.

Wait, you haven't...
you haven't seen anyone?

Just you?

- What?
- We can't find him.

The fuck you just say?

We can't find him anywhere.

The body, it was there,
then, it wasn't.

Is there something else
you could be doing right now?

And what are you
even doing here?

Look... Look, call it in all
right and get them out of here.

[Detective]
Look, everything's fine

but we do have to get
you out of here.

Mabon!

- Wait, am I in trouble?
- Mabon!

- Wait.
- You know, I'm so scared.

No no no. Why do you
have to take her?

Sir. Detective, what's going on?

[Officer]
I know you've been through a lot

but it's important to get
through all the details.

- Fuck!
- What the hell?!

- Fuck you.
- These white folks are trying
to kill me.

Ma'am do you know him?

Lead? Girlfriend?!
I thought y'all was dead.

Naw nigga, I thought
you was dead.

I didn't think
we all should die.

What's up, everybody?

Hi.

I wish I was here under
better circumstances

but unfortunately,
I'm just here to announce

the grand finale
of this channel.

This will in fact be the last
video posted on this channel.

but I felt like it deserved
to be closed with a bang.

Something just came up.
I thought I was going to dance.

But now in all seriousness,
our girl is no longer with us

and no longer available
to give us a content

that we will all miss so much

and it's really not
a matter of I told you so,

but it's really more
of I just wish

she would have listened.

And hold your friends close.

Go ahead and do that
and tell your friends

when something in your gut
is getting, tell your friends.

You know check and
check on your crazy friends.

Check on your friends who you
know like to do their own thing.

But no matter what, thank
you guys for being here.

Comment your favorite
memories below of her.

I'm sure that would
mean the world.

And no matter what else happens,

never forget Scream
Queenz are Kings.

Hi, I'm Georgina Navarro and I'm
reading for the role of Lead.

Hi my name is Joy Marie Thomas

and I'm auditioning
for the role of Jess.

Hi, my name is Chauntice Green.

I'm based in Los Angeles.
I'm 5'1". I'm fully vaccinated

and I'll be reading
for the role of Girlfriend.

Hi there, my name
is Justin Franco.

I am 6'0". I live in the
greater Los Angeles area

and I'm auditioning
for the role of Jock.

Thank you.

What's up y'all?
My name is Stephan O'Shea

and I'm reading for
the true role of Black Guy.

Hey, I'm Miles Crawford.

I'm reading for
the role of Director.

Hi, my name is Ed Mabrey.

I'm reading for the part
of Homeless Man.

Hi, my name is Jasmine Williams.

I'll be reading
for one of the PAs.

Hi, my name is Alyssa Aguilos

and I'm reading for
the role of PA and 1st AD.

Hey I'm Arianna 'Lady' Basco

and I am reading for
the role of Wardrobe.

Hey, so I'm Shihan Van Clief,

and I'm reading for the role
of Actor In The Greenhouse

and Guy In The Pool.

Hello, my name is
Damon Rutledge,

and I'm auditioning
for the role of Officer Mabon.

Hey, I'm Paul Mabon,

I'm reading for the
role of Officer Rutledge.

John Hensley here, I am reading
for the role of Detective.

Hi, I'm Reshma Gajjar

and I am auditioning
for Dead Girl In The Closet.

Dante Basco, auditioning
for Guy in the Shed.

Alright, okay.

So hi, I am Rosario Dawson.

I'm playing for the role
of Not Rosario Dawson,

whatever that means?

Oh no, a poisonous bobby pin.

(thudding)

Method.

(choking)

Is that good? It's good.

(pained groans)

(choking groans)

No, no, no.

Stop. Stop!

(zombie growls)

No!

Argh!

(pained screams)

(dying gasps)

(choking)

No! No!

Please.

Please don't kill me.

I mean, am I dying or am I dead?

- Dying.

(death throes)

(screaming)

Like probably longer,
but I'm dead.

Anyway.

I mean, I'm goofing
around, but I obviously,

I mean you've seen my work,
so you know what I can do.

Anyway, you got it.

JOHNNY!!!