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Thanks for having me.
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Thank you.
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Oh,
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you've been drinking.
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Practice was really draining.
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I had to sing a lot.
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Oh, I was working on the DVD, actually.
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Oh, did they mention the Joan of Arc
parade? Yeah, yeah, yeah, tomorrow.
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Yeah, that's amazing. So, like, what,
like, this song is, like, parade 24 -7?
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Not 24 -7. Tomorrow is January 6th,
which is the 12th day of Christmas. It's
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the, what is it, the Eucharist, the day
that the three wise men...
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came to Jerusalem.
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We celebrate Christmas tomorrow,
actually, by part of those calendar.
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So that's probably... Yeah, because it's
the day that the... It's the day that
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the wise men brought gifts to the
Christ. Oh, that's right.
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So... So New Orleans, being a Catholic
city, it's always been celebrated here.
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And it's also the beginning of
Christmas.
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Oh, okay.
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So... So what is it?
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Until when? Until that Tuesday.
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There's things going on. There's balls.
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There's parties.
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And then for two or three weeks before
Mardi Gras, there will be lots of
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parades. Okay.
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With most of them the weekend before
Mardi Gras. But even the week before
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there's tons of parades. But, like, what
is the, like you say, parade weekend
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starts, right?
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Well, there's one.
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This is the first one.
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And there won't be another one for like
a month.
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But then there's lots of them.
Tomorrow's parade begins at 6.
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And it's over.
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Or no, we have the lineup at 6. The
parade begins at 7.
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And then it goes probably to 9, 9 .30.
And then tomorrow is like a 12 -night
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party in my neighborhood.
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Everyone will be in costume.
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And in the parade, I wear a skeleton
face.
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Because I am one of the judges who is
judging Joan of Arc.
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The Joan of Arc parade is what it is.
Because she's the patron saint of
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Orbanese. So she's also the patron saint
of New Orleans.
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So it has to be French.
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It ties with the French heritage.
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So the parade is a series of nine scenes
from Joan of Arc's life.
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And the different times in her life. And
we are the time.
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and she is being judged and burned at
the stake.
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So I have this golden face and a white
judge's wig.
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Is it going to be like a fire or
anything?
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No, no, just faux. There's a flaming
heretic.
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There are people wearing costumes that
have flames on them.
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They're the flaming heretic.
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And I'm a judge, but we're doing...
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We're a drum corps, so we play drums,
but I actually play maracas.
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And then we're drumming the theme to
Game of Thrones.
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Do you know that? Oh, yes, that's my
theme.
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And then I have to sing, rather than
singing the lyrics,
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we're just, I don't want to do it
because I don't want to be in front of
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I've never sang in front of people until
I joined this crew, and then I had to
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sing at the Anne Rice Ball. But this is
where, actually, I will be carrying
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the melody of it, and then we have two
sopranos that will be
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doing a harmony over it, because we're
taking the two musical parts, and we're
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superimposing the same drum thing
through it all.
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And then we're also performing St.
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John's Infirmary, but we've changed the
lyrics to St. John's Infirmary.
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And we will stop our usual parading
music to do that as we pass.
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Do you know that song, St. John's
Infirmary?
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The tune is...
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It's a sad song about someone died.
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And it was made famous, not by Louis
Armstrong, Louis Armstrong did it, but
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another famous New Orleans musician did
it. Anyways, so
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it's a song that's tied to New Orleans.
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So whenever parades start, let's say
tomorrow, so for how long does it lie
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It depends.
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The big parades, like the super crews
and the big parades during Mold Rock,
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those will go on for hours.
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That's why you see people with all the
beads, because they throw so much stuff
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off of the floats.
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We'll be throwing some stuff too, but
not as much.
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And because we're kind of like an
installation within the parade.
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It's not our crew, but they've now...
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claim this as part of their career
because it's like so many years we've
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their parade but we're going to be in
the Chewbacca's parade this year which
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the sci -fi parade where all it's a
walking parade that starts in the water
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comes to the mirror and every crew is
like a sci -fi or nerd theme like
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they have like they have like a Harry
Potter crew they have they have like
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crew it's just yeah And then we're also
going to be in the Bacchus line, which
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rolls right after Bacchus.
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Bacchus is a big parade.
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A lot of the old super food parades are
named after Greek gods.
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Okay, I was about to ask, like, what
kind of connects with you, then?
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I'm not sure. It was adopted by the old
Mormonians, you know, a hundred years
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ago. They named the parades. Oh, wow.
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Midnight. Everything shuts down that
Tuesday.
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So,
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like, in Texas, you cannot drink after 2
a .m., right? Is
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it the same case here or not?
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No, you can probably still find bars
open, just not Bourbon Street.
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Bourbon Street closes. That's the only
time they close at midnight.
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But I mean, like, right now, like, some
of the... Yeah,
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there's no last call. There's no time
that you can't buy alcohol.
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California is like that.
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Some bars do close it to neighborhood
bars because they just aren't going to
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the business all night long.
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So there's a couple neighborhood bars I
go to that close between 2 and 3
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whenever the crowd comes out.
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And some bars, though, like tonight,
right now, on Frenchman Street, Spotted
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Cat, Jumbo Shrimp plays from 10 to a
question mark.
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They'll keep playing as long as people
are still...
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But the, and it'll stay open that long.
But there's one bar in my neighborhood,
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J &J, they never close.
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They never?
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No, no. They're always open.
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Same with Big Daddy. They never close. I
used to drive to work at like 8 in the
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morning when I worked in the Central
Business District and I would see people
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standing outside the bar.
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They've been there all night long.
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Yeah, New Orleans life is...
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Just a couple weeks ago, I saw Colin
Farrell like two weeks in a row.
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And the second time, the first time I
saw him, I didn't recognize him until he
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just passed because I was looking at him
and I thought, he's really familiar. So
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he's like walking or what?
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He's just walking down the street. For
real? Yeah, and at first I thought, oh,
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he looks like someone in a band or a mic
or something.
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Well, that's the thing about New
Orleans.
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I did that when I met Billy Idol, but
that wasn't in New Orleans. That was in
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California on the street.
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But, yeah, I was like, oh my God, you're
Billy Idol. I need a picture.
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And I actually had a camera with me.
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But the second time I saw Colin Farrell,
as he walked by, I'm like, oh, hey,
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Colin Farrell.
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Oh, you've never seen a celebrity?
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No, not like that, like, you know, of
course.
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Oh, okay, okay. porn per se. I mean, she
did some tickle videos and things like
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that, but not like regular porn.
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But she would model for pictures that
were in magazines where she'd be tied up
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in these weird poses or wearing latex or
a lot of latex clothing.
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And so she had a fan who was that
comedian actor David Allen
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Greer. And so, like, a couple times I
went out with them when he would come to
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town when we were in Northern California
and he was
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We'd go see his show, and then he'd take
us, or we'd go out, but he'd pay for
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everything.
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And there were a lot of professional
skateboarders, you know, like Christian
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Besoy, and had, you know, sexual
relationships with professional
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you know.
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And sometimes, like, celebrities went to
skating.
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Knew somebody I knew, and I'd gone to
see the band play, and, you know, like,
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Morrissey's bass player.
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That sort of thing. He was teaching one
time.
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He knew my ex -boyfriend.
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He used to be a musician for a long
time.
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That's great.
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Yeah, and that was after I was married.
That was ten years ago.
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Because he fell so crazy in love with
me, I had to break up with him every day
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for a moment.
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He was in England, and he was pestering
me.
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And I didn't want to be just a bitch and
not talk to him or whatever, so I'd
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have to break up with him and explain to
him again every day.
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And then when my husband and I did
reconcile, he freaked out again,
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like I broke up with him again.
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But after the first time I broke up with
him... Before my husband got
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reconciled, it was about three months.
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I wouldn't date anyone or have sex with
anyone.
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I would sell it at my choice because I
was like, I am not good for men.
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I don't want to fuck someone else up.
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Can you play some music? Oh, sure.
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Oh, and I brought a few things.
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Just to let you know, I didn't have a
full -on orgasm last time. Oh, okay.
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The way my body is, I need a lot of
force.
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Oh, okay, I see.
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And so I usually use a vibrator while
I'm getting stuff.
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Okay.
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Oh yeah, you can do that.
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I'll put
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it on,
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it feels really nice.
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Yeah, I just think
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Oh! Oh!
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That means, oh yeah.
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And she likes to be.
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Oh, no, that's all right.
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Only about one in ten guys wants me to
do that film.
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There was a while that almost every guy
I talked to... I wanted to come the
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other way.
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It's okay.
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It's okay.
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Yeah, I started...
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Does your friend work with you or
something?
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Does your friend work with you?
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Oh, okay. Yeah, I noticed he's really
tall.
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Oh,
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and does he play on the local team or
something?
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Oh,
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wow.
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We grew up together.
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Yeah. Okay,
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who does he play for?
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Oh,
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he plays for, he plays college ball?
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Yeah, he plays for, I don't know what
division they are in.
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Is it like LSU or?
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I don't see, like, I feel bad, but,
like, I don't know.
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Is it in New Orleans or another state?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right here.
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Maybe he plays for Tulane or something.
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I don't know the name, honestly.
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It's probably before, but, like, I don't
know. It's not important, yeah.
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Yeah. He's, like, I mean, he's crazy.
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He can be good, but, like.
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He do some other things, like gamble,
play cards and shit like that.
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If you focus more on basketball, he
could be good. But it's his last year,
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it pays off his scholarship, whatever.
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So he doesn't need to pay for a school
or anything like that. That's cool. I
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mean, he's getting a degree.
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That's important.
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No, it's just like... I'm
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glad I got
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that nap though.
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Yes. It really sucked coming home and my
heat didn't come on. And my thermostat
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doesn't even register the current
temperature.
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Which means it's my thermostat.
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But I have a home in my home, so I have
like a warranty.
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I just call this number. It's only $75
no matter what's wrong with my house.
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And that includes plumbing.
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I might
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end up going over tonight.
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No, I can't just go to my daughter's now
because she was at my house and then
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she left.
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I can't just go now.
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I told her I was going out to get
cigarettes.
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Oh, crap. She lives next door, so she
doesn't actually live in my house.
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Oh, okay, so that's why. I have one of
those houses where it's two sides.
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Yeah, I know.
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Yeah, and it's pretty big, though. For
New Orleans, it's big. It's like both
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sides are 1 ,300 square feet.
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A piece of dice from New Orleans.
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Mine's a side haul. Hers is traditional
shotgun.
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If my heat worked, I would have had to
come over to my house.
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It's kind of cool. It's like the
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traditional old -fashioned New Orleans
house.
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Do you, like, own the house?
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Yeah.
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I remember when a British guy came over
one time and was like, this is a real
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New Orleans house.
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And I said, well, yeah, I live in New
Orleans.
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See, that hurts. Well,
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it's not just, it was already injured.
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It would have hurt even before we were
talking.
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Yeah, I came in behind a couple people
that were already coming in here.
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And then once I got in the hotel, I'm
like, fuck, I can't remember how to get
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the elevator.
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I went up the wrong elevator, like
crossed the way, and I...
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It was like, you got off the elevator,
and there's just like two doors there,
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and I'm like, no, this is not it.
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Yeah, everything is like, uh,
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side here, you know, like.
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Well, in the corridor, it is.
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I mean, it still is in other places now,
but, I mean, if you go up to the garden
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district, you know, the house is huge.
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Have you been to other places in the
city?
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Oh, my God, New Orleans has so much
outside of the corridor that.
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I feel sorry for tourists who don't go
and explore how beautiful this city is.
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Are you ever going to come
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back here?
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Well,
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save my number if you want to see me
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when you come back.
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Yeah, for sure.
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The one thing I ask you is don't text me
asking me to send you pictures and
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videos. Okay.
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I won't be bugging you. Okay. Because I
hate that shit.
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I'm like, why text me pictures? I'm not
going to get laid.
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Yeah. You know?
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No, I'm not. I mean, like, if you send
me pictures, I want, like...
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jerk off to that or anything he doesn't
make any like well you're gonna jerk off
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to those videos that's right yeah i hope
i hope that's what you're doing with
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them yeah yeah that's for me and like i
won't be asking you to send me anything
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yeah as you said yeah you already got it
got got the best kind of video you can
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get i couldn't send you anything better
than what you've already shot
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Is it going?
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Yeah. Oh, it's tomorrow morning.
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I got here a little over an hour ago.
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Action.
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Power.
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That big clock in power feels like a
long time.
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I mean, see, for me, being 50,
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any man under 30, or I would say at
least 80 % of the men under
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30 who want to meet me have big talks.
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Because... It's just a confidence thing.
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Like, guys with big cocks know that they
fuck good, and they'll go after an
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older woman that's experienced.
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So, like, I almost never even ask. Like,
I used to ask, now I don't ask, because
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I just know that if he's young and good
looking, especially a body like yours,
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he's going to have a big cock.
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Yeah, but you see, like, I played
basketball for a long time, and, you
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like...
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So whenever you take a shower, you know,
it's like, some guys, like, go and
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everything, but that still doesn't
matter, you know what I mean?
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Yeah. But I just knew, but those guys
don't go for someone like me. Yeah, I
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I see, I see.
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Yeah. They aren't looking for older
women, because guys who get caught want
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older woman because she can handle it
all, and he can really fuck the way he
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wants to fuck.
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But, like you said, younger women are
not so much.
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Yeah, that it's too big and it hurts.
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Yeah, all of that. And I know I have to
take a couple breaks.
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So I wasn't concerned. I knew that you
were going to ask.
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But I know I used to sometimes ask.
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I mean, don't women ask you? Yes,
actually sometimes they do.
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Like if it's straight up, we'll talk
forever.
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Yeah,
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you will not be disappointed.
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Yeah.
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One of my first...
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Why are you all so beautiful?
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I mean, have you heard that before?
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Since, like, I was 18 years old, the
Slavic men were gorgeous.
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And, like, just beautiful.
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And always nice to see.
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Always nice to see. Good hair.
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You guys hardly go bald when you get
older, you know.
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I mean, it's true.
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I guess I'm okay now.
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Anyways,
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okay. I'm going to take off. It was
great to meet you, sweetie.
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Have a safe trip.
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When I'm
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with my husband, no standard,
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no nothing, no other men.
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It's all about him.
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Or if my kids are visiting.
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Yeah, I understand those things. But
yeah, that's why I'm messaging you.
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Okay.
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Yeah, it's out of 15 months.
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He's a skateboarder. Oh, okay.
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He's still amateur, but... Oh,
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okay.
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Oh, okay, I see.
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I don't know why I started talking about
this.
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I think I'm tired.
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