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Wow.
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Human Christmas
is so different
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from Transylvania's
winter solstice.
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There are no toes
in your mistletoe.
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Silly us.
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Come on,
it's Secret Santa time.
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Now, remember,
the most important rule
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-is to keep--
-Is to keep your person
a secret
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until the big gift exchange.
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Relax, Sophie.
I'm a grade-A secret keeper.
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I found out you're a vampire
within two days
of knowing you.
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Okay. C-plus.
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-Over here.
-Vee, Sophie.
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-Who invited Britney
to Secret Santa?
-I did.
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This is my first
human Christmas,
and I wanna do it right.
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Isn't the holiday spirit
about including everyone?
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Even your frenemies?
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Yeah, I guess.
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I'll try and have goodwill
toward men
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and divas.
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-Hey, guys.
Ready for secret Santa?
-Mmm-hmm.
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Do we have to draw a name?
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I've already given you
the gift of my attendance.
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[note playing]
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[in sing-song voice]
♪ My presence is the present ♪
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[chuckles] Whoa, Britney,
your pitch pipe's
had a glow-up. Can I see?
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[in normal voice] Careful.
That's my lucky
Christmas pitch pipe.
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I've landed the lead
in every holiday show,
thanks to it.
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I got it
from my third cousin,
Mariah Carey.
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Queen of Christmas.
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Heard of her?
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My third cousin
is Marie-Antoinette.
Actual queen.
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Heard of her?
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Okay. If we're done
dropping names,
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let's get to drawing them.
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[♪ electronic song playing]
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♪ It's a merry,
merry Christmas ♪
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♪ Got the money in the bank
and the gifts nice ♪
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♪ I take care
of my whole family ♪
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♪ We're related
so we're about to celebrate ♪
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Season's greetings
from your favorite Spotlights.
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Is that Dean Merriweather?
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Yes, your dean
can still bust a move.
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-[bones cracking]
-And a hip.
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Well, Dean Merriweather
isn't just a Wilson Hall alum,
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she was a Spotlight, too.
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-Once a sister,
always a sister.
-[chuckles] That's right.
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[girls gasp]
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[coughs]
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They answered my question,
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but now I have more.
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Dean announcement.
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Our annual holiday pageant
for the town is this Friday,
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and, as usual,
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due to so many
talented performers
at Wilson Hall,
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our first-years will perform
the iconic role of stagehands.
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What? But what
about exceptional
first-year Spotlights
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like me?
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Sorry, sis. Maybe next year.
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Gatekeepers gotta gatekeep.
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And remember, dear,
there are no small parts,
only small actors.
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And even smaller
extracurricular budgets.
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-[♪ song continues]
-Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay,
we going now. We going now.
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We going. Whoo!
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[♪ theme song playing]
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[singing]
♪ Slay!
S-L-A-Y ♪
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♪ Stepping out
into the light ♪
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♪ I have never felt so alive ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ S-L-A-Y ♪
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♪ Watch me shine,
shine, shine ♪
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♪ Slay! ♪
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Hey, Dems.
You said you needed help
with your Secret Santa gift?
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Yes. Uh, I know
I can't tell you who it is,
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but, eh, she's a deejay.
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She lives with Vee,
and her name rhymes
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with... Sophie.
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[sarcastically] Wow.
I think I might know
who you're talking about.
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Whoa. What's the problem?
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Well, we both picked
each other's names,
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and I need to get her
a great gift
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because three months ago
I mentioned
that I wanted these
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and she remembered.
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[Elijah] Uh... oh, okay.
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Demi, I mean,
that's breaking the rules
of Secret Santa,
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and, like, common courtesy.
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What is it?
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Cargo pants.
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Sorry, did you say
cargo pants?
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Elijah, they're utility
and beauty woven together
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in one garment.
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Each pocket a possibility.
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Cargo pants
aren't just a gift,
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they're a way of life.
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Uh, fine, I'll help you.
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But first, we gotta
get you out of this attic
and touch some grass.
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Let's go.
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[Megan]
All right, reindeer.
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-[♪ pop music
playing on stereo]
-Five, six, seven, eight.
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-[thudding]
-[♪ music stops]
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You call that trotting?
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Okay, you can't
pull Santa's sleigh
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if you're not slay-ing.
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Guys, listen, I'm Britney's
Secret Santa and--
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Vee, Secret Santa.
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It's in the name.
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Right. And I secretly
have the best idea
for Britney's gift.
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Watch me work
some holiday magic.
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Greetings of the darkest
season, Megan.
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I have a request.
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I got Britney
for Secret Santa--
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Girl, it's supposed
to be a secret.
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[sighs] And I'd be
forever grateful
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if you would let her
join your pageant finale.
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After all, she is a Spotlight.
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And isn't this time of year
about doing
nice things for others?
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Ew.
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Bah, humbug.
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Okay. Then,
isn't this time of year
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about cashing-in
brownie points
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so you can get
nice gifts from Santa?
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Hmm.
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I have been
pretty naughty this year.
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Britney, get over here.
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Yes, Megan?
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Prove you can pick up
the background choreo,
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and you can be in the finale.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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Hurry up and get ready.
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Oh. [chuckles] You don't
have to get ready
when you are...
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[note playing]
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[in sing-song voice]
♪ ...born ready ♪
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[in normal voice, kisses]
Thank you, lucky pitch pipe.
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I knew you'd come through.
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Thank you, Megan.
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I didn't do it for you.
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I did it for Santa.
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[beeps]
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Frosty to Rudolph.
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My Secret Santa mission
is working. Over.
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Rudolph to Frosty.
It's a Christmas miracle.
Over.
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You guys are, like,
two feet apart
from each other.
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-Five, six, seven, eight.
-[♪ pop music
playing on stereo]
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[gasps] No Dasher, no Dancer,
no Prancer, no Vixen.
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My pitch pipe.
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It's ruined.
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Britney, what's the matter
with you?
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Nothing. I just, uh...
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[sighs]
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I need a minute.
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[sighs]
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This Secret Santa stuff
is a lot of work.
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Hey, Britney.
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-So, should we
get back on the sleigh?
-No.
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I can't do the performance
without my lucky pitch pipe.
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Once I lost it
before my third grade
holiday concert,
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and I threw up on stage.
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Jingle Bells, Britney Smells!
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[breathing heavily]
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Well, at least you're not
being dramatic about it.
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Why don't we just
do a little warm up
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to prove you're ready
to get back out there?
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[vocalizes]
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♪ Do ♪
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[exhales]
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[sings out of pitch]
♪ Do ♪
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[breathing heavily]
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[sobbing]
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Rudolph, red nose alert.
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Diva down.
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I repeat, diva is down.
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[breathing heavily]
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There, there, little diva.
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[Megan] Where's Britney?
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Bats!
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Come on.
Being in the performance
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was supposed to be
your gift from me.
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I'm your Secret Santa.
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You're supposed
to keep that a secret.
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Now that's been
taken from me too.
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Where will it end?
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[crying]
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[Megan] Britney,
get back here!
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-[sighs]
-[sniffling]
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You've left me no choice.
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Britney, look at me.
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[♪ spooky music playing]
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You will get on stage
and perform
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with the confidence
of the star you are.
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Yes, I'm a star.
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You got this, Britney!
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[Megan] Five, six,
seven, eight.
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[♪ pop music
playing on stereo]
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How did you fix her so fast?
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You know, just a little
mind control.
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Ah, yes, that always
works out well for you.
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Uh, what is she doing?
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Uh...
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being the star she is?
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-[♪ music stops]
-Give me my candy came back!
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[creaking and crashing]
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Oh, man.
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I just decked those halls.
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What in the jingle bell
is going on out here?
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Britney went reindeer-rogue.
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Whoa.
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What just happened?
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Dean, allow me to explain--
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Oh, the pageant
is in 24 hours,
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and now we're walking
in a winter wonder dump.
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Britney, I need you
to stay off the stage
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for the sake of the show
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and the insurance policy
that I did not pay for.
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Yes!
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Santa, I tried.
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[Spotlights] Thank you,
Sister Dean.
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[girls gasp]
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00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,856
Y'all are at a ten,
and I need you at a two.
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[gasps]
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Maybe it's time
to just get Britney
a gift card to Dunkin' Divas.
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I can't give up.
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Not on Britney
and not on Christmas.
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I have to get her back
into that pageant.
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But we may need to bring in
some professional help.
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-Santa?
-No.
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You want toys
or you want solutions?
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I'm talking about Krampus.
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Who's Krampus?
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You have Santa.
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We have a delightful monster
from the South Pole
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who answers vampires'
solstice requests.
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Cute.
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Dearest Krampus,
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I hope the solstice
has cursed you
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with many earthworms
under your pillow.
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I need your help.
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You see, I'm Britney's
Secret Santa--
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Is it secret, Vee? Is it?
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I can't believe
Sophie wouldn't spill
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one thing she wants
for Christmas
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except world peace.
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I know.
Like we have time for that.
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I've no choice
but to go to the hereafter
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and ask her grandma
what to get her.
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Hold my hat.
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00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,850
Uh, Demi, Demi, Demi.
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Sophie's grandma
is still alive.
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We can just call her.
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Oh, sure, let's do it
the boring way.
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[♪ electronic music playing]
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Springfield Senior Living,
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let me hear you
make some noise.
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-[phone ringing]
-Go, go, go, go!
254
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,285
[phone dings]
255
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:45,247
Hi, boys.
256
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,124
DJ Blue Hair?
257
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,000
You look just like Sophie.
258
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:52,045
You mean she looks
just like me.
259
00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,423
What can I do for you kids?
260
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,050
We need help coming up
with a Secret Santa
gift for Sophie.
261
00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,927
She's always so good
at giving gifts.
262
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,929
Because she listens.
263
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,890
I remember the Christmas
when she was eight.
264
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:08,353
Or was she nine? Anyhoo.
265
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:12,566
This is a really interesting
story, Ms. Blue Hair,
but we're in a rush.
266
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,444
Do you want to get her
something special
267
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,988
or a meaningless
trash present?
268
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,824
Uh, the first one?
269
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:24,035
Then stop interrupting
and listen.
270
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:25,370
[both] Yes, DJ ma'am.
271
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,582
Enjoy the show.
272
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,507
[Vee] Britney, I'm really
sorry you got stuck here.
273
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:38,675
Let me help you.
274
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,093
My mother always says,
275
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:43,096
"A bloody burden halved
is a bloody burden shared."
276
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,598
Is your mother well?
277
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,350
SOS. SOS.
278
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,852
SOS. Have you seen
the performers?
279
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,771
Not since my stage career
got run over by a reindeer.
280
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,816
Oh. Well, everyone left
to do a pre-show warm up,
281
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,693
but no one has returned.
282
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,820
[groans]
Send the townfolk home.
283
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,281
Turn off the lights.
It's over.
284
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,700
Christmas is canceled.
285
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:07,037
Well, at least you're not
being dramatic about it.
286
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,999
You know, the first-years
could stall the crowd
until the performers get back.
287
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:15,003
And if it comes to it,
Britney knows
The Spotlights' big finale.
288
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,547
Oh, that's a wonderful idea.
289
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,883
You get those first-years
on that stage,
290
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,927
and Britney, you're getting
a second chance.
291
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,804
Christmas is saved!
Ho-ho-ho to everyone.
292
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,902
Hey, Britney, you okay?
293
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,987
No, I am not okay.
294
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,698
This is gonna be
Jingle Bells,
Britney Smells Two,
295
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:44,908
the Final Chunks.
296
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:46,785
[sighs]
297
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,828
You don't need
your pitch pipe.
298
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,081
Look, you can do this.
299
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,083
The Britney I know
is confident enough
300
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,878
to challenge...
Sabrina Carpenter
to a sing off.
301
00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,004
She did,
302
00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,089
and she won.
303
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,717
I guess I can try.
304
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,388
But keep this handy.
305
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,182
[Merriweather] Places, people.
306
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:10,475
Places, everyone!
307
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,520
Uh, go dance or something.
308
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:14,604
Go! Go!
309
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,149
The show is starting.
Are you coming?
310
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,402
We have a visitor.
311
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:23,405
-[♪ spooky music]
-[Krampus growling softly]
312
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,739
Krampus?
313
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,577
Bats! He must have
read my letter.
314
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,788
To get Britney in the show,
he got
the other performers out.
315
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,790
I knew he wasn't delightful.
316
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,376
What's he gonna do to them?
317
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,044
Nothing if he had a big lunch.
318
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,380
I better go.
319
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:42,757
Here.
320
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,175
Take Britney's bucket.
321
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:46,720
Why do I need this?
322
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,430
Vee?
323
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,473
Why do I need this?
324
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,893
[♪ ominous music playing]
325
00:14:58,815 --> 00:14:59,816
Krampus?
326
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:01,735
Megan?
327
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,194
Any chance you're in there?
328
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,532
[gasps] You were in here.
329
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,702
Oh!
330
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:14,122
Rude. Krampus raided
my solstice Advent calendar.
331
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,880
Aw. But he did leave
some earthworms.
332
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,098
♪ Singing carols
by the fireside ♪
333
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,601
♪
All my friends
are by my side ♪
334
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,770
♪ Hanging up the mistletoe ♪
335
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,689
[both]
♪ This is Christmas ♪
336
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,941
♪ Putting lights up
on the tree ♪
337
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,569
♪ Nowhere else I'd wanna be ♪
338
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,863
♪ Make a wish
on a winter star ♪
339
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:51,159
[both]
♪ This is Christmas time ♪
340
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,911
[vocalizing]
341
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:56,831
-♪ Yes, it's Christmas time ♪
-♪ Oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪
342
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,835
♪ It's Christmas time ♪
343
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,712
[cheering and applauding]
344
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,341
[♪ spooky music playing]
345
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,680
[Krampus growling in distance]
346
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:20,146
♪ I'm waiting
for the snow to fall ♪
347
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:25,735
♪ Stockings filled with care ♪
348
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:30,031
♪ On the rooftops
do you hear? ♪
349
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:35,704
♪ Sleigh bells everywhere ♪
350
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:40,291
♪ The lights are twinkling
all a-glow ♪
351
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:44,295
♪ Family gather near ♪
352
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:50,468
♪ The children's chorus
fills the air ♪
353
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:55,306
♪ Christmas is finally here ♪
354
00:16:55,390 --> 00:17:00,854
♪ Christmas is finally here ♪
355
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,564
[audience cheering
and applauding]
356
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,862
Help!
357
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,072
Help!
358
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,323
[panting] All this screaming
359
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,909
is taking a toll
on my instrument.
360
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,415
[gasps] Oh, there you are.
361
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,917
[panting] We tried calling,
but there's no service.
362
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,544
Someone locked us in here.
363
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,087
We couldn't see who it was,
364
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,756
but they smelled
like nightmares
365
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,049
and rancid wagyu.
366
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,593
Hold on a second.
I'm gonna get you out.
367
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,094
[rattles]
368
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,560
[whirring]
369
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,066
[clinking]
370
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,404
[Megan breathing heavily]
371
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:52,906
-[laughs]
-Thank you!
372
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,366
Of course.
373
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,494
Everyone deserves
to have a good Christmas.
374
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,912
They really do.
375
00:17:58,995 --> 00:17:59,996
Now let go off me.
376
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,040
To the show!
377
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,167
-[♪ electronic song playing]
-♪ It's a merry,
merry Christmas ♪
378
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,587
♪ Got the money in the bank
and the gifts nice ♪
379
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,881
-Finale time.
Britney, you're on.
-No!
380
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,719
I mean, they look
restless out there.
381
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,805
We should have, um...
382
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:20,308
a pre-finale intermission.
383
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,602
[laughs sarcastically]
384
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:23,686
[softly] Get out there!
385
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,820
[♪ pop music
playing on speakers]
386
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,949
[audience speaking
indistinctly]
387
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,791
Oh, no, she's panicking.
388
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:48,795
[in a broken voice]
This is a ho-ho-horror show.
389
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:50,713
I can't sing,
390
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,715
and apparently
neither can she.
391
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:55,760
Yes, she can.
392
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,185
You got this.
393
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,354
Do you wanna do it together?
394
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,363
[♪ pop music
playing on speakers]
395
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:18,449
♪ Well, we finally got
a moment, yeah,
front and center ♪
396
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,827
♪ Let us set the stage ♪
397
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,204
♪ The lights are all glowing ♪
398
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:27,917
♪ It's the best of winter
Love this holiday ♪
399
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,586
♪ Girl, we're gonna own it ♪
400
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,379
♪ Girl, we're gonna show 'em ♪
401
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:34,841
♪ Come on and take it away ♪
402
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,176
♪ Let me, let me
let me hear it ♪
403
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,095
♪ We got the spirit ♪
404
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,972
♪ A Christmas tree
we're doing it right ♪
405
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:43,224
♪ Singing, singing
singing higher ♪
406
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,685
♪ Bringing the fire ♪
407
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,855
♪ Turning up
the magic so bright ♪
408
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:52,066
[both]
♪ Take it from
your Christmas queens ♪
409
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:55,320
♪ Living our December dreams ♪
410
00:19:55,403 --> 00:20:01,451
♪ Every star is meant
to shine on Christmas ♪
411
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,412
♪ Well, now we've got
each other here to celebrate ♪
412
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,789
♪ Let's make that wish
come true ♪
413
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,500
-
[vocalizing]
-♪ There's sparkle
in our stockings ♪
414
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,961
-♪ Tinsel that we're rocking ♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
415
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,464
♪ The real gift is you ♪
416
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,549
♪ Girl, we're gonna own it ♪
417
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,468
-♪ Girl, we're gonna
show 'em ♪
-♪ We're gonna show 'em ♪
418
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,220
-♪ Come on and take it away ♪
-♪ Come on and take it away ♪
419
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,681
-♪ Let me, let me
let me hear it ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
420
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,767
-♪ We got the spirit ♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
421
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,852
-♪ A Christmas tree
we're doing it right ♪
-♪ Doing it right ♪
422
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,188
-♪ Singing, singing
singing higher ♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
423
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,398
-♪ Bringing the fire ♪
-♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
424
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:35,276
-♪ Turning up
the magic so bright ♪
-♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
425
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,488
[both]
♪ Take it from your
Christmas queens ♪
426
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,741
♪ Living our December dreams ♪
427
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,911
[Vee]
♪ Every star is meant
to shine on... ♪
428
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:48,081
♪ Every star is meant
to shine on... ♪
429
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:52,961
[both]
♪ Every star is meant
to shine on Christmas ♪
430
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,421
[audience cheering
and applauding]
431
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,475
Thanks again
for performing with me,
432
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,060
-not-so-Secret Santa.
-[giggles]
433
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,229
But you're right.
434
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,147
I don't need a lucky
Christmas pitch pipe
435
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,649
to bring
the gingerbread house down.
436
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,194
I'm enough.
437
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,239
Well, then I guess
you don't need
the other gift I have for you.
438
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,699
You fixed my pitch pipe?
439
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:23,825
-[chuckles]
-Gimme!
440
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,036
I was nothing without you.
441
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,626
Cargos?
442
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,712
You shouldn't have.
443
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,588
You peeked, didn't you?
444
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:40,133
Yes, I did.
And I've already worn them.
445
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,176
Well...
446
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,430
[giggles]
447
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,015
Voila!
448
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,559
[gasps] My favorite dessert.
449
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,311
Thank you, Demi.
How'd you know?
450
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:53,896
Elijah and I
called your grandma.
451
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,774
And after five hours
of listening
to Sophie stories,
452
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:59,902
we kept hearing
about one thing
you loved no matter what.
453
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,196
[both] Rainbow rice cake.
454
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:06,284
We also heard that you needed
extra absorbent diapers
as a baby,
455
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:09,245
and that you pretended
to be a cat
for an entire summer.
456
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,830
[giggles]
457
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,374
It was theater camp,
and I was in character.
458
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,376
Me next.
459
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:19,297
Oh, Brit,
you're my Secret Santa?
460
00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:27,180
Uh, an autographed
headshot of yourself.
461
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,474
[laughs] Just what I wanted.
462
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,184
[note playing]
463
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:34,187
[in sing-song voice]
♪ Don't sell it online...
yet ♪
464
00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:40,693
Oh. Last but not least,
this is for you.
465
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,362
You were my Secret Santa?
466
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:44,822
Why didn't you tell me?
467
00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:46,282
That's 'cause you're not
supposed to...
468
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:47,950
Never mind.
469
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,086
-Aw.
-There's a bunch
of pages left to fill,
470
00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,505
since you and I are making
our own history now.
471
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,424
[Vee] Aw.
472
00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:06,511
This is the best
Secret Santa gift
I've ever gotten.
473
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,012
Well...
474
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,306
it's the only
Secret Santa gift
you've ever gotten,
475
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,682
but I'll take it.
476
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:12,767
[chuckles]
477
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:16,771
Thanks, everyone, for making
my Christmas perfect.
478
00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:19,232
It was even better
than I ever imagined,
479
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,610
because I never imagined it
with all of you.
480
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:24,987
[chuckles]
481
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,659
Merry solstice, Krampus.
482
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:32,829
Guys, come on, look.
483
00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:36,541
Oh, my goblins.
484
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:40,086
[all speaking indistinctly]
485
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,712
[Vee] Oh, my God!
Look at this...
486
00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:43,172
[continues indistinctly]
487
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:50,054
[♪ closing theme music
playing]
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