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Thanks for having me.

Thank you.

Oh,

you've been drinking.

Practice was really draining.

I had to sing a lot.

Oh, I was working on the DVD, actually.

Oh, did they mention the Joan of Arc parade? Yeah, yeah, yeah, tomorrow.

Yeah, that's amazing. So, like, what, like, this song is, like, parade 24 -7?

Not 24 -7. Tomorrow is January 6th, which is the 12th day of Christmas. It's

the, what is it, the Eucharist, the day that the three wise men...

came to Jerusalem.

We celebrate Christmas tomorrow, actually, by part of those calendar.

So that's probably... Yeah, because it's the day that the... It's the day that

the wise men brought gifts to the Christ. Oh, that's right.

So... So New Orleans, being a Catholic city, it's always been celebrated here.

And it's also the beginning of Christmas.

Oh, okay.

So... So what is it?

Until when? Until that Tuesday.

There's things going on. There's balls.

There's parties.

And then for two or three weeks before Mardi Gras, there will be lots of

parades. Okay.

With most of them the weekend before Mardi Gras. But even the week before

there's tons of parades. But, like, what is the, like you say, parade weekend

starts, right?

Well, there's one.

This is the first one.

And there won't be another one for like a month.

But then there's lots of them. Tomorrow's parade begins at 6.

And it's over.

Or no, we have the lineup at 6. The parade begins at 7.

And then it goes probably to 9, 9 .30. And then tomorrow is like a 12 -night

party in my neighborhood.

Everyone will be in costume.

And in the parade, I wear a skeleton face.

Because I am one of the judges who is judging Joan of Arc.

The Joan of Arc parade is what it is. Because she's the patron saint of

Orbanese. So she's also the patron saint of New Orleans.

So it has to be French.

It ties with the French heritage.

So the parade is a series of nine scenes from Joan of Arc's life.

And the different times in her life. And we are the time.

and she is being judged and burned at the stake.

So I have this golden face and a white judge's wig.

Is it going to be like a fire or anything?

No, no, just faux. There's a flaming heretic.

There are people wearing costumes that have flames on them.

They're the flaming heretic.

And I'm a judge, but we're doing...

We're a drum corps, so we play drums, but I actually play maracas.

And then we're drumming the theme to Game of Thrones.

Do you know that? Oh, yes, that's my theme.

And then I have to sing, rather than singing the lyrics,

we're just, I don't want to do it because I don't want to be in front of

I've never sang in front of people until I joined this crew, and then I had to

sing at the Anne Rice Ball. But this is where, actually, I will be carrying

the melody of it, and then we have two sopranos that will be

doing a harmony over it, because we're taking the two musical parts, and we're

superimposing the same drum thing through it all.

And then we're also performing St.

John's Infirmary, but we've changed the lyrics to St. John's Infirmary.

And we will stop our usual parading music to do that as we pass.

Do you know that song, St. John's Infirmary?

The tune is...

It's a sad song about someone died.

And it was made famous, not by Louis Armstrong, Louis Armstrong did it, but

another famous New Orleans musician did it. Anyways, so

it's a song that's tied to New Orleans.

So whenever parades start, let's say tomorrow, so for how long does it lie

It depends.

The big parades, like the super crews and the big parades during Mold Rock,

those will go on for hours.

That's why you see people with all the beads, because they throw so much stuff

off of the floats.

We'll be throwing some stuff too, but not as much.

And because we're kind of like an installation within the parade.

It's not our crew, but they've now...

claim this as part of their career because it's like so many years we've

their parade but we're going to be in the Chewbacca's parade this year which

the sci -fi parade where all it's a walking parade that starts in the water

comes to the mirror and every crew is like a sci -fi or nerd theme like

they have like they have like a Harry Potter crew they have they have like

crew it's just yeah And then we're also going to be in the Bacchus line, which

rolls right after Bacchus.

Bacchus is a big parade.

A lot of the old super food parades are named after Greek gods.

Okay, I was about to ask, like, what kind of connects with you, then?

I'm not sure. It was adopted by the old Mormonians, you know, a hundred years

ago. They named the parades. Oh, wow.

Midnight. Everything shuts down that Tuesday.

So,

like, in Texas, you cannot drink after 2 a .m., right? Is

it the same case here or not?

No, you can probably still find bars open, just not Bourbon Street.

Bourbon Street closes. That's the only time they close at midnight.

But I mean, like, right now, like, some of the... Yeah,

there's no last call. There's no time that you can't buy alcohol.

California is like that.

Some bars do close it to neighborhood bars because they just aren't going to

the business all night long.

So there's a couple neighborhood bars I go to that close between 2 and 3

whenever the crowd comes out.

And some bars, though, like tonight, right now, on Frenchman Street, Spotted

Cat, Jumbo Shrimp plays from 10 to a question mark.

They'll keep playing as long as people are still...

But the, and it'll stay open that long. But there's one bar in my neighborhood,

J &J, they never close.

They never?

No, no. They're always open.

Same with Big Daddy. They never close. I used to drive to work at like 8 in the

morning when I worked in the Central Business District and I would see people

standing outside the bar.

They've been there all night long.

Yeah, New Orleans life is...

Just a couple weeks ago, I saw Colin Farrell like two weeks in a row.

And the second time, the first time I saw him, I didn't recognize him until he

just passed because I was looking at him and I thought, he's really familiar. So

he's like walking or what?

He's just walking down the street. For real? Yeah, and at first I thought, oh,

he looks like someone in a band or a mic or something.

Well, that's the thing about New Orleans.

I did that when I met Billy Idol, but that wasn't in New Orleans. That was in

California on the street.

But, yeah, I was like, oh my God, you're Billy Idol. I need a picture.

And I actually had a camera with me.

But the second time I saw Colin Farrell, as he walked by, I'm like, oh, hey,

Colin Farrell.

Oh, you've never seen a celebrity?

No, not like that, like, you know, of course.

Oh, okay, okay. porn per se. I mean, she did some tickle videos and things like

that, but not like regular porn.

But she would model for pictures that were in magazines where she'd be tied up

in these weird poses or wearing latex or a lot of latex clothing.

And so she had a fan who was that comedian actor David Allen

Greer. And so, like, a couple times I went out with them when he would come to

town when we were in Northern California and he was

We'd go see his show, and then he'd take us, or we'd go out, but he'd pay for

everything.

And there were a lot of professional skateboarders, you know, like Christian

Besoy, and had, you know, sexual relationships with professional

you know.

And sometimes, like, celebrities went to skating.

Knew somebody I knew, and I'd gone to see the band play, and, you know, like,

Morrissey's bass player.

That sort of thing. He was teaching one time.

He knew my ex -boyfriend.

He used to be a musician for a long time.

That's great.

Yeah, and that was after I was married. That was ten years ago.

Because he fell so crazy in love with me, I had to break up with him every day

for a moment.

He was in England, and he was pestering me.

And I didn't want to be just a bitch and not talk to him or whatever, so I'd

have to break up with him and explain to him again every day.

And then when my husband and I did reconcile, he freaked out again,

like I broke up with him again.

But after the first time I broke up with him... Before my husband got

reconciled, it was about three months.

I wouldn't date anyone or have sex with anyone.

I would sell it at my choice because I was like, I am not good for men.

I don't want to fuck someone else up.

Can you play some music? Oh, sure.

Oh, and I brought a few things.

Just to let you know, I didn't have a full -on orgasm last time. Oh, okay.

The way my body is, I need a lot of force.

Oh, okay, I see.

And so I usually use a vibrator while I'm getting stuff.

Okay.

Oh yeah, you can do that.

I'll put

it on,

it feels really nice.

Yeah, I just think

Oh! Oh!

That means, oh yeah.

And she likes to be.

Oh, no, that's all right.

Only about one in ten guys wants me to do that film.

There was a while that almost every guy I talked to... I wanted to come the

other way.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Yeah, I started...

Does your friend work with you or something?

Does your friend work with you?

Oh, okay. Yeah, I noticed he's really tall.

Oh,

and does he play on the local team or something?

Oh,

wow.

We grew up together.

Yeah. Okay,

who does he play for?

Oh,

he plays for, he plays college ball?

Yeah, he plays for, I don't know what division they are in.

Is it like LSU or?

I don't see, like, I feel bad, but, like, I don't know.

Is it in New Orleans or another state? Yeah, yeah, yeah, right here.

Maybe he plays for Tulane or something.

I don't know the name, honestly.

It's probably before, but, like, I don't know. It's not important, yeah.

Yeah. He's, like, I mean, he's crazy.

He can be good, but, like.

He do some other things, like gamble, play cards and shit like that.

If you focus more on basketball, he could be good. But it's his last year,

it pays off his scholarship, whatever.

So he doesn't need to pay for a school or anything like that. That's cool. I

mean, he's getting a degree.

That's important.

No, it's just like... I'm

glad I got

that nap though.

Yes. It really sucked coming home and my heat didn't come on. And my thermostat

doesn't even register the current temperature.

Which means it's my thermostat.

But I have a home in my home, so I have like a warranty.

I just call this number. It's only $75 no matter what's wrong with my house.

And that includes plumbing.

I might

end up going over tonight.

No, I can't just go to my daughter's now because she was at my house and then

she left.

I can't just go now.

I told her I was going out to get cigarettes.

Oh, crap. She lives next door, so she doesn't actually live in my house.

Oh, okay, so that's why. I have one of those houses where it's two sides.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, and it's pretty big, though. For New Orleans, it's big. It's like both

sides are 1 ,300 square feet.

A piece of dice from New Orleans.

Mine's a side haul. Hers is traditional shotgun.

If my heat worked, I would have had to come over to my house.

It's kind of cool. It's like the

traditional old -fashioned New Orleans house.

Do you, like, own the house?

Yeah.

I remember when a British guy came over one time and was like, this is a real

New Orleans house.

And I said, well, yeah, I live in New Orleans.

See, that hurts. Well,

it's not just, it was already injured.

It would have hurt even before we were talking.

Yeah, I came in behind a couple people that were already coming in here.

And then once I got in the hotel, I'm like, fuck, I can't remember how to get

the elevator.

I went up the wrong elevator, like crossed the way, and I...

It was like, you got off the elevator, and there's just like two doors there,

and I'm like, no, this is not it.

Yeah, everything is like, uh,

side here, you know, like.

Well, in the corridor, it is.

I mean, it still is in other places now, but, I mean, if you go up to the garden

district, you know, the house is huge.

Have you been to other places in the city?

Oh, my God, New Orleans has so much outside of the corridor that.

I feel sorry for tourists who don't go and explore how beautiful this city is.

Are you ever going to come

back here?

Well,

save my number if you want to see me

when you come back.

Yeah, for sure.

The one thing I ask you is don't text me asking me to send you pictures and

videos. Okay.

I won't be bugging you. Okay. Because I hate that shit.

I'm like, why text me pictures? I'm not going to get laid.

Yeah. You know?

No, I'm not. I mean, like, if you send me pictures, I want, like...

jerk off to that or anything he doesn't make any like well you're gonna jerk off

to those videos that's right yeah i hope i hope that's what you're doing with

them yeah yeah that's for me and like i won't be asking you to send me anything

yeah as you said yeah you already got it got got the best kind of video you can

get i couldn't send you anything better than what you've already shot

Is it going?

Yeah. Oh, it's tomorrow morning.

I got here a little over an hour ago.

Action.

Power.

That big clock in power feels like a long time.

I mean, see, for me, being 50,

any man under 30, or I would say at least 80 % of the men under

30 who want to meet me have big talks.

Because... It's just a confidence thing.

Like, guys with big cocks know that they fuck good, and they'll go after an

older woman that's experienced.

So, like, I almost never even ask. Like, I used to ask, now I don't ask, because

I just know that if he's young and good looking, especially a body like yours,

he's going to have a big cock.

Yeah, but you see, like, I played basketball for a long time, and, you

like...

So whenever you take a shower, you know, it's like, some guys, like, go and

everything, but that still doesn't matter, you know what I mean?

Yeah. But I just knew, but those guys don't go for someone like me. Yeah, I

I see, I see.

Yeah. They aren't looking for older women, because guys who get caught want

older woman because she can handle it all, and he can really fuck the way he

wants to fuck.

But, like you said, younger women are not so much.

Yeah, that it's too big and it hurts.

Yeah, all of that. And I know I have to take a couple breaks.

So I wasn't concerned. I knew that you were going to ask.

But I know I used to sometimes ask.

I mean, don't women ask you? Yes, actually sometimes they do.

Like if it's straight up, we'll talk forever.

Yeah,

you will not be disappointed.

Yeah.

One of my first...

Why are you all so beautiful?

I mean, have you heard that before?

Since, like, I was 18 years old, the Slavic men were gorgeous.

And, like, just beautiful.

And always nice to see.

Always nice to see. Good hair.

You guys hardly go bald when you get older, you know.

I mean, it's true.

I guess I'm okay now.

Anyways,

okay. I'm going to take off. It was great to meet you, sweetie.

Have a safe trip.

When I'm

with my husband, no standard,

no nothing, no other men.

It's all about him.

Or if my kids are visiting.

Yeah, I understand those things. But yeah, that's why I'm messaging you.

Okay.

Yeah, it's out of 15 months.

He's a skateboarder. Oh, okay.

He's still amateur, but... Oh,

okay.

Oh, okay, I see.

I don't know why I started talking about this.

I think I'm tired.