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You were right. 6 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:32,960 Have you any idea what time it is? 7 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,040 Also, I'm sorry about the way I spoke to you earlier. 8 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,760 You scared the living daylights out of me. 9 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,280 {\an8}It's just the hurt. 10 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,760 {\an8}Talking, you know, the damage, The fucked-uppery. 11 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,800 Yes, and I've got to go to work in the morning. 12 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,800 It's just when you said that I might've misheard him, 13 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,640 that Graham, I found that very difficult. 14 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,920 And I know you probably didn't mean it and you apologised, but... 15 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,800 ..it's... I'm sorry. 16 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:01,320 And I don't want us not to be friends, Beth, because... 17 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:05,800 ..I love you. 18 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:13,000 - Look, before you say... - I was gonna get the bus to London 19 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,280 on Sunday and disappear, 20 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,280 I was so at the end of my rope. 21 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:19,200 But then Gavin sent this text saying he's sorry. 22 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,840 And I didn't wanna go back there, but I thought if I did, 23 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:25,920 I could get him to drop the charges against me 24 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:28,200 and it'd be one less thing to worry about. 25 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,960 But I have gone back there and it's just the same. 26 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,640 If he's not banging my head against the wall, 27 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:36,080 I'm getting so drunk, I can't even stand up, 28 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,800 just to cope with being anywhere near him, 29 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,680 let alone having to fuck him. 30 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,760 And when I was here with you, I wasn't like that. 31 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,440 I had a glimpse of what it's like to be normal, or relatively normal, 32 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,000 so I've left him, and I'll go to court 33 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,760 and I'll face the consequences. 34 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,240 Then I want us to do what we do. 35 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,280 I want us to write stuff together, 36 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:59,720 and be happy and have a laugh and try and make it... 37 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,800 How did you get here? 38 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,160 Helicopter. 39 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,720 I walked! Are you listening?! 40 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,360 - From Sowerby Bridge? - Yeah. 41 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,120 Last bus had gone. I rang for a taxi, 42 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,400 but I must have been blacklisted again. 43 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,320 My phone's nearly run out of shit now, so... 44 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,160 Look, before you say anything else, you need to know that 45 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:21,200 after you left, we decided we're not gonna do it any more. 46 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:24,040 Not do what any more? 47 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,440 We're not gonna do the band. 48 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:29,240 We're not gonna pay for the studio on Thursday, 49 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,360 we're not gonna do the gig. 50 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,200 It's a lot of money to risk throwing down the drain. 51 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,680 Why are we throwing it down the drain? 52 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,280 - Well, if you don't turn up... - But I am gonna turn up. 53 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,880 Well, it's been decided. 54 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,040 Yvonne was gonna phone Jenny and tell her. 55 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,360 She probably already has... 56 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:42,920 It's decided? 57 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,200 By who? Yvonne? 58 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,200 No. We all decided. 59 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,000 - It was a unanimous decision. - Well, ring 'em up. 60 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,800 You ring Nelly Bollocks up and you tell her we are doing it. 61 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,280 And you cannot do a unanimous decision without me. 62 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,080 No, Kitty. It's over. 63 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,880 I mean, we did the talent contest and we... 64 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,480 I wasn't in it just for the talent contest. 65 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:00,880 Neither was I, but... 66 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:04,120 Listen, I will turn up. But it's...it's gonna be different. 67 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,760 It... I've done a lot of thinking. 68 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,520 - I-I have. - I think the problem... - I've been really thinking. 69 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,240 ..is that a lot of damage was done. 70 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,680 When you didn't return our calls or texts... 71 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,600 ..we all thought that you... 72 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,840 ..you didn't want to bother with us any more. 73 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:21,920 I know I did. 74 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:24,800 Oh, look, come on, Beth. You've got... We've got to do this. 75 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,000 - You've got to ring them up. - No. 76 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,280 OK, I'll ring them up. 77 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:29,480 Not now. It's nearly one o'clock in the morning! 78 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,560 So what?! 79 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,400 I'll use your phone, though, cos mine's nearly run out of... 80 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,840 You are drunk! 81 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,600 And if you call them now, you're gonna make them 82 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,440 even more cross than they are already! 83 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,800 Are they cross? 84 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,880 I'm sorry, but I think the moment's gone. 85 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,440 What seemed like an exciting possibility on Saturday night... 86 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,640 ..is dust. 87 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:49,800 It's gone. 88 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,560 Gone with the wind. 89 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,680 That's not fair. 90 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,480 Yeah, well, life's not fair. 91 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,720 I need to get to bed 92 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,960 or I won't be able to stay awake in the traffic jam 93 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,280 on the M62 tomorrow morning. 94 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,680 Are you kicking me out? 95 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,160 I thought you were never coming back here ever again. 96 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:20,640 Yeah, but... 97 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:21,920 You were the one who left. 98 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,040 I never kicked you out. 99 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,600 Nor would I. 100 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,760 Nor would I give it such inelegant definition, 101 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,840 even if I had kicked you out! 102 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:34,520 I was the one saying that you should stay here and rest, 103 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:39,360 - so don't you - ever - accuse me of kicking you out! 104 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,440 You kicked yourself out! 105 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,560 You're just like Tom. 106 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:47,560 You delight in putting me in impossible positions. 107 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:50,080 - No, I don't. - Not answering my texts then going AWOL. 108 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,160 Do you ever think what that's like for me? 109 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,200 I can be better than this. 110 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,920 SHE SNIFFLES 111 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,320 Look... 112 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,360 ..apart from... 113 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:11,040 ..when I was little, before...my mum disappeared... 114 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,160 ..those six weeks I spent here with you... 115 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:22,480 ..were the best six weeks of my life. 116 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:26,840 And it was the only time I have ever been made to feel 117 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:29,480 like a half-decent human being. 118 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:33,600 I'm sorry. 119 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,400 Beth... 120 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,960 No, I'm sorry, Kitty. 121 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,120 Sometimes you need to decide... 122 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:51,280 ..whether the highs are worth the lows. 123 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,800 And sometimes they aren't. 124 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,560 I need to get back on an even keel. 125 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,200 I can't keep doing this. 126 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,880 I'm sorry. 127 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,080 OK. 128 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,560 SHE SNIFFLES 129 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,160 Right. 130 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,000 - WEAKLY: - All right. 131 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:46,000 I'm shit. 132 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,440 I know I am. 133 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:02,480 Can I sleep in t'shed? 134 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,840 In t'manger with t'donkey? 135 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:12,080 WHISPERS: For fuck's sake, Kitty. 136 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,920 Come inside. 137 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,600 Are you sure? 138 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,640 What about Tom? 139 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:35,880 If he finds out I've been here again... 140 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,760 Well, I'll have to cross that bridge when I come to it. 141 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,360 Go on. 142 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,280 You know where everything is. 143 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,960 Your bedroom's just as you left it, and I need to be in bed, so... 144 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:47,320 ..help yourself. 145 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,400 What the fuck is this? 146 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,640 Oh, er... 147 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,000 No, it... I was just... 148 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,040 It wasn't any... 149 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,240 - SCREAMS: - DON'T YOU EVER! 150 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,560 Don't you ever. 151 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,320 BETH EXHALES SHAKILY 152 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:25,880 {\an8}# Let's start a riot 153 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,560 {\an8}# We won't be quiet 154 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:31,800 {\an8}# Riot women gonna set this world on fire. # 155 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,680 Did they not give you a wheelchair? 156 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:38,800 She won't have one. 157 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:41,200 I need to keep moving. I'm not lolling about watching game shows 158 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,240 for the next three months. 159 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,720 They have actually discharged you, haven't they? 160 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,120 - You've not just escaped? - Can you get that door open? 161 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,000 - Yeah, yeah. - Here, let me help you. - No. 162 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,680 Have they caught the little bastards? 163 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:54,040 Have you heard owt? 164 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,720 - Is me mam all right? - Yeah, yeah. 165 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,080 She won't shut up about how she never wanted you 166 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,640 - to join t'police in t'first place. - Yeah, well, she was right. 167 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,120 For t'wrong reasons, but... 168 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,520 ..she was right. 169 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:08,960 Anyway, first things first. 170 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,760 You missed a right load of excitement last night. 171 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,480 - Why? - Did Holly not text you? 172 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:15,800 - No. - Come on, Nish, let's get you inside. 173 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,520 Oh, my God, I thought she'd have said something to you. 174 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,560 KNOCK ON DOOR 175 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,680 Have you spoken to Yvonne? 176 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,600 No, just Jess. 177 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,640 You might find Yvonne less forgiving than the rest of us. 178 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,920 Why? 179 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:19,120 Oh, just that she prides herself on never going back on a decision 180 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,360 once it's been made. 181 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,400 And it was a big decision. 182 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,400 SHE EXHALES DEEPLY 183 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,040 I didn't ... 184 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:37,120 I didn't come just to apologise. 185 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,160 There was, er... 186 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:45,080 You know what I told you, on Saturday, about when I were 12? 187 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:49,200 - Yeah. - Can I talk to you about it? 188 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,720 'Course you can, Kitty. 189 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,880 Saturday was so stupid. Everything happened on Saturday. 190 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,000 So, this is when we were at t'school, before we went on. 191 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,120 This friend, acquaintance, dickhead 192 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:08,720 turned up and told me that me dad has been extradited from Morocco. 193 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,720 - Did you know that? - No. 194 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,080 Yeah. Three months ago. 195 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,640 He's in Wakefield high-security prison. 196 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,640 So those three men I told you about, 197 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,040 I never knew their real names, but they ran with me dad's crew 198 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,560 and they hung around at our house. They all did. 199 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,680 So what I'm thinking is, me dad might remember them. 200 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,840 I mean, he might not. He might be losing his marbles. 201 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,280 Maybe that's why they copped him. 202 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,480 He might not even see me, 203 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:39,280 but I'm thinking if I put in a request for a visiting order... 204 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,720 Did he know? 205 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,840 What these men were doing to you? 206 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,680 No. God, no. 207 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,640 And I know, I know, even if I got their names, 208 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,520 I might never find them, but the thing I'm thinking is, 209 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,360 if I could find them, surely I could prove it, couldn't I? 210 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:58,520 If I could get Tom's DNA and theirs, 211 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:02,240 then Tom is living proof that one of them got me pregnant 212 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,560 31 years ago. 213 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,120 Well, if they've ever been arrested, 214 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,120 the police will have their DNA on file anyway. 215 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,120 So, if it got to court, this is the thing. 216 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,320 They couldn't make out that I was, like... 217 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,720 ..some wild child that was asking for it, can they? 218 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:24,800 Cos I'm worried that's what people think when they...look at me, 219 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,320 when they know my name. 220 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,560 I just... I... 221 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,200 I think that's what Tom thinks. 222 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:39,920 They can't try and just cobble some defence together 223 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,360 based on that, can they? 224 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:46,040 There is no defence for the rape of a 12-year-old. 225 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,440 You've just got to be prepared for how you'd feel 226 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,920 if it all went down the tubes on a technicality. 227 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,840 Or if you got a...jury full of idiots. 228 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:58,360 Which happens more often than you'd like to think. But, yeah... 229 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,000 ..these men really ought to pay for what they did to you. 230 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,600 Did Gavin do that to you last night? 231 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,040 Yeah. 232 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,440 Have they charged him yet? 233 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,640 No. 234 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:22,200 Right, I'm gonna get dressed, then I'll drive you up to Halifax nick. 235 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,560 That's a new assault with visible injuries. 236 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,680 They need to go and arrest him. 237 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,160 They won't arrest him. They didn't last time. 238 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:30,120 Last time, you couldn't prove it. This is evidence. 239 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,920 We all saw you without injuries at the rehearsal. 240 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,440 Are all your clothes in bin bags, still in his flat? 241 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,520 Yeah. 242 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:40,200 Right, well, you need those, as well, then, don't you? 243 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,880 Anywhere else? 244 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,720 - Anywhere else? - Yeah, this one here. 245 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,240 UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC 246 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:41,080 ROCK MUSIC BEGINS 247 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,760 PHONE BUZZES 248 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,400 It is, it says! 249 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,080 - PHONE: - Your destination is on your right. 250 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,240 It looks deserted! 251 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,640 You're not going in there? No... 252 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,080 - Look. - It is! 253 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,840 - Oh... - Mm. 254 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,640 INTERNAL RINGTONE 255 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:10,040 Hi, this is Fearne. I can't get to the phone. Please leave a message. 256 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,640 - Yvonne! - Hiya. 257 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,600 Oh, you're here! 258 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,320 Yeah. Well, 259 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,800 I decided if anyone's going to cock it up in the guitar department, 260 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:28,400 - it should be me. - We're just through here. Let me show you. 261 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:33,080 Jess has nearly finished. And he's great - John, the sound guy! 262 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,480 He's so nice and he's making some really good suggestions. 263 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,000 I think we're all a little bit in love with him. 264 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,920 DRUM RECORDING PLAYS 265 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,640 Yay! John! Aren't you clever? 266 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,160 - Being able to make me sound like I know what I'm doing! - Ah, you see, 267 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,840 - we got there in the end! - You're a rock star, baby. 268 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,600 SHE CHUCKLES 269 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,600 Who's up next? 270 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,280 Holly. Hopefully. 271 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:03,040 - Oh, Yvonne! You came! - Here we are, John. Holly and Yvonne. 272 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,360 So you don't need to do the guitar section after all. 273 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,840 He was going to fill in for you. 274 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,360 Hello! How do you do? 275 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:11,520 Hi. 276 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,040 - Kitty. - Yvonne. 277 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,560 I've heard, er, such great things about you. Just now from Beth. 278 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,960 Oh. Lovely. 279 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:24,520 Yeah, so, er, so I'm the...the bass player, but I'm not very good. 280 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,280 Er, in fact, I'm really quite bad at it. 281 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,560 To the point of it's probably really embarrassing 282 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:32,120 for you to have to listen to me. 283 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,600 Oh, shut up, you're fine. She's great. 284 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,880 - You're up next, babe. - Why? 285 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,800 I'm not easily embarrassed. 286 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,040 Well, that's handy. For you. 287 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:44,760 She's only been playing for seven weeks. She's actually really good. 288 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:48,440 - Considering. - Yeah, well, Beth's played keyboards all her life 289 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,440 and, er, Jess has been learning the drums for longer than she let on, 290 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:55,560 and me sister learned to play guitar at school and, er, Kitty, well... 291 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,120 So, yeah, I'm the... the really crap one. 292 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,400 Maybe someone else should go next. 293 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,880 Erm, maybe my sister. 294 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,640 Maybe I should go last. Maybe I should, you know, come back later? 295 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,320 - Why are you talking so much? - Er, it would be better 296 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,640 if we can get the bass track down next. 297 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,400 - I mean, I don't want to make you feel uneasy. - OK. - You know, that'd be 298 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,720 - counterproductive, but, yeah, it would be better if we can... - OK. 299 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,440 So, yeah, yeah, tell you what, let's, er...let's just do it. 300 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,800 Let's get it done. 301 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,440 Oh, I'm shaking, look. 302 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,440 SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY 303 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,800 How weird is that? 304 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,720 You know, erm, I do think I've met you before. 305 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:32,280 - Really? - Yeah, you do just... look familiar. 306 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,880 Sorry, have you ever been arrested? 307 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,240 HE CHUCKLES 308 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,920 - What for? - I don't know, anything. But she's a police officer. 309 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:42,920 - Maybe that's why you've met before. - Was. - A police officer? - Was. 310 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:48,200 Really? That's funny, I would have had you down as a...don't know. 311 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,680 An archivist, maybe. 312 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,440 KITTY LAUGHS 313 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,880 Gosh. OK. So, er...do...do... do we do this in here, or...? 314 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:00,240 No, you need to go into the studio. 315 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,240 Yeah. I'll show you. 316 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,400 She fancies him. 317 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,880 I've seen it before. 318 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,320 She starts talking high-velocity garbage. 319 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,880 I am going to get some coffees. Does anybody want something? 320 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,400 Yes, please. Yeah, go on, then. Black, two sugars. 321 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,200 - Jess, usual? - Yeah. - I'll come with you. 322 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,400 - You need your arse kicking. - Yeah? 323 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,800 Well, you need a therapeutic f... Oh...! 324 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:35,320 - INTERCOM: - So, you're a police officer? Well, that is... 325 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,440 - That is very interesting. - Shit, what have I done? 326 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:41,680 You said you were a senior lecturer at Huddersfield University...Jojo! 327 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,280 Yeah, that's because I am. 328 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,880 In the music department. 329 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,640 OK, well, saying you're a police officer 330 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,760 - sometimes puts people off, so, that's all. - Er, OK, 331 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,760 - but you didn't have to pretend you didn't know me. - Well, you know 332 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,000 - why I did that. - Er, no. No, I don't. 333 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,200 Because... 334 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,960 WHISPERING: ..they all know! They all know I had a date 335 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,960 with this bloke who wanted me to lick his arse! 336 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,600 - Oh, my God! Is he...?! - Oh, no, no, no! 337 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,480 It's Jack the Rimmer. 338 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,800 He's Jack the Rimmer! 339 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,800 THEY LAUGH 340 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,440 He is the one who wanted our Holly to lick his arse! 341 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,440 - They smelled a rat. - Do what?! 342 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,160 They'd have got it out of me. They're formidable. 343 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,160 All of them. 344 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,160 THEY LAUGH 345 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,360 - What?! - OK, let's just, er... Let's just get this done 346 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,680 as painlessly as possible, OK? 347 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,840 - Here. - I'll do it! - Yeah, all right, all right. OK. 348 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,240 INDISTINCT CHAT 349 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,240 Oh! 350 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,120 John, erm, I'm just going to go and get some coffees. 351 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,760 - Would you like a coffee? - Er, yeah. Lovely, thanks, Beth. 352 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:50,200 - Flat white, please. - Sugar? - Er, no. No, no, no. Thanks. 353 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,960 No, he's sweet enough already. 354 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,640 Holly, can you hear me? OK, so, 355 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,640 I'm just going to play you Jess's drum track, 356 00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:00,520 and then you're just come in where you come in, OK? 357 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,360 Oh, my God! He seems so...! 358 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:05,000 THEY LAUGH 359 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,760 Jack the Rimmer! 360 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,960 Ooh... 361 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,960 PHONE RINGS 362 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,560 - Tom? - Mum? I've left Fearne. 363 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,880 - You've what?! - Has she spoken to you? 364 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,360 Well, I had had a missed call from her but... What's happened? 365 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,800 We had a really gross argument 366 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,720 and she was saying really stupid things. And, basically, 367 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,520 - she's now told me to get out, so... - Why are you the one leaving? 368 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,640 Because Tricia's there! Tricia's moved in! 369 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,640 - Tricia has? - Yes! And now I've got to find... - Why aren't you at work? 370 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,920 I'm going to work! I don't feel like going to work, Mum! 371 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,000 I feel like driving straight into a fucking wall! 372 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,160 Look, come on, what was it about? 373 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,000 Kitty! Obviously! What else? 374 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,720 What about Kitty? 375 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,840 So I was trying to explain to her, to Fearne, 376 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,960 that Graham is just of a generation where speaking in a certain way 377 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,800 used to be, you know, people just did it, didn't they? 378 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,440 - Men. Yeah. Men did. - Men! Yes! 379 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,960 And that it's hard for people - men - of that generation 380 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,600 not to let the occasional stupid thing slip out now and again! 381 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,440 And I was just repeating something Graham had said when he was 382 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,040 flailing around, desperately trying to justify himself... 383 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,600 - Well, what did he say? - That some women... 384 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:13,600 That some women would take what he said as a compliment - 385 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,960 the first bit, obviously, not the second bit. 386 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,960 - Yeah, they wouldn't. - Yes, I know that! 387 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,960 Oh, my God! Are you even listening?! You're like HER! 388 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,040 I was repeating what Graham said! 389 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,200 I was not expressing my own opinion! 390 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,920 Yeah, calm down. 391 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,160 Yeah? YOU calm down! I've just had to come to terms with the fact 392 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,360 that my father was some fucking paedophile rapist 393 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,920 and/or my mother was a 12-year-old whore! 394 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,880 Because you never told me! So you fucking calm down! All right?! 395 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,480 - You fucking calm down! - Tom, I... 396 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,920 I'm going to have to come and stay at yours, cos I'm not staying here! 397 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,720 Yeah... Well, you can... Yeah, 'course you can. 398 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,240 Erm, but... 399 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,960 Oh, God. 400 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,840 You should know, though, erm, Kitty's also staying with me again. 401 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:03,440 - What? - And I am not going to kick her out again. 402 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,280 I can't. I'm sorry. 403 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,000 Tom? 404 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,160 OK. 405 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,920 Is that OK? 406 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,680 Yeah. Yeah, I'll ring my friend. I'll see if I can stay at his. 407 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,560 They've just had a baby and there's hardly any room, 408 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,840 - but you don't need to worry about that, do you? - Oh! You don't have to 409 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,360 - do that! I didn't mean... - Bye. 410 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:25,840 Tom?! 411 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,920 What's up? 412 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:39,440 It's Tom and Fearne. They've had a big bust-up. 413 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,440 He's moved out. 414 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,920 Shit. 415 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,560 Whoo! Kam and Miranda have entered the building! 416 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,960 - After they finally found it. - No Nisha? 417 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,120 I tried. 418 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,640 # I'm so depressed, I can't get dressed 419 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,840 # Having trouble hiding my lack of interest 420 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:02,440 # Blood stains pouring like rain 421 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,520 # Borderline anaemic from bleeding all day 422 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,160 # Time's waning, it feels like I'm fading 423 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,560 # Doctor told me to stop complaining 424 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,320 # If it happened to blokes 425 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,880 # God only knows 426 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,040 # We'd be getting HRT from Tesco 427 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,480 # Am I invisible? 428 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,200 # Am I untouchable? 429 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,760 # Am I unlovable? 430 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,520 # Are you uncomfortable? 431 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,480 # And I'm seeing red, red, red 432 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,800 # Red, red, red... # 433 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,800 CHUCKLING 434 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,480 # Red, red, red, red, red, red! 435 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,400 - # Red, red, red, red, red, red... # - Ow! 436 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,160 # Red! 437 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,600 # I'm seeing red, red, red, red, red, red... # 438 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,480 What? 439 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,200 # Red, red, red, red, red, red! 440 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,920 # Red, red, red, red, red, red! 441 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,200 # Red... # 442 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,200 CHUCKLING 443 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,640 How did you know?! 444 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:58,920 We heard you. Over the thing, when you went into the studio. 445 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,200 # Give me HRT 446 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,080 # Give me HRT 447 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,760 # Give me HRT 448 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,760 # Give me HRT! 449 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,560 # Give me HRT 450 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,440 # Give me HRT 451 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,360 # Give me HRT 452 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,240 # Give me 453 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,760 # And I'm seeing red, red, red, red, red, red! 454 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,840 # Red, red, red, red, red, red! 455 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,320 # Red, red, red, red, red... # 456 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,160 - Erm, sorry, which way are you going, Holly? - She's with me. 457 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,960 I'll go get the car and swing back by here, 458 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,640 if you want to keep an eye on the gear. 459 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,440 - He is gorgeous. - Yeah, yeah. 460 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,960 - Yeah, I mean, I'd lick his arse. - No, you wouldn't! 461 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,360 - Well, I wouldn't kick him out of bed. - Good to know. 462 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,960 You can tell him yourself, look. 463 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,200 He's beautiful. Anyway, have a nice evening. 464 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,360 - See you later. - Bye. Well done. 465 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:14,760 - Bye, see you! - Yeah, I'm not here. I'm just waiting for Yvonne. 466 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,160 So... 467 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,680 ..you're a police officer? 468 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,440 Yeah, I can see what you're thinking. Do you know that you can 469 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,720 dislocate someone's shoulder with a pair of handcuffs 470 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,120 - if you know how to use them properly? - Mmm. 471 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,240 Do you think we got off on the wrong foot? 472 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,880 Er...no. 473 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,960 I thought we got off on the right foot, actually. 474 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,520 I thought we were OK. And then... 475 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,200 WHISTLES 476 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,200 Wow. 477 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,520 Yeah, thanks for that. 478 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:44,600 Yeah, well, maybe it's a generational thing. 479 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,920 What? Arse-licking? 480 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,720 What I still don't get is what you thought I would get out of that. 481 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,640 Other than, dare I say it, a nasty taste in my mouth. 482 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,040 HE CHUCKLES 483 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,840 It's the pleasure of giving someone else pleasure. 484 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,400 And some women do like it for that reason. 485 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:04,280 Well, I've done some research and I couldn't find anyone that did. 486 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,960 - Yeah, well, like I say, maybe it's a... - Generational thing, yeah, yeah. 487 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,280 Just us old biddies that don't want... 488 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,880 Doesn't that tell you something, though? 489 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:18,160 That women of a certain age have outgrown the need to pretend 490 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,560 to like doing something that, in fact, they don't like doing at all. 491 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,920 So, OK... So, erm... 492 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,920 HE CLEARS THROAT 493 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,400 What do you like doing? 494 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,520 # It's a lot like sacrifice 495 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,760 # It's a lot like giving yourself away 496 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:47,040 # When you wake up and open your eyes 497 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:51,960 # It's a lot like same shit, different day... # 498 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,440 Oh, my God, isn't that his car? 499 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,880 - Right, I'm not coming in. - Yes, you bloody are. 500 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,920 My friend said it'd be difficult. Cos of the baby, so... 501 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,360 - Is it all right if I have a bath? - 'Course. 502 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,440 Do you want something to eat, Kitty? 503 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,320 I'll give you a shout when it's ready. 504 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:33,080 I'm going to open a bottle of wine. Would you like some? 505 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,760 So, when did Tricia move in? 506 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,240 Last Sunday. 507 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,480 You know, I know this is hard for you. 508 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:56,240 Of course it is, but it doesn't help anyone, least of all you, if you... 509 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,840 if you keep taking it out on Kitty. 510 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,440 We've raked up a lot of trauma for her. 511 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,560 And I know you think she's tough, but... 512 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:08,040 Well, she's not really handling it very well just now. 513 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,400 Any more than you are. 514 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,480 And...you really can't call her a... 515 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,920 ..12-year-old whore. 516 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,680 That's... It's just wrong-headed. 517 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,240 And pulling her to bits can't be the way forward, Tom. 518 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,600 For your own sanity as much as hers. 519 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,960 # I woke up alarmed 520 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,880 # I didn't know where I was at first 521 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:49,760 # Just that I woke up in your arms 522 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,240 # And almost immediately I felt sorry 523 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,200 # Cos I didn't think this would happen again 524 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,160 # No matter what I could do or say 525 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:04,120 # Just that I didn't think this would happen again... # 526 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,680 PHONE BUZZES 527 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,920 # And what ever happened to a boyfriend? 528 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,240 # The kind of guy who tries to win you over 529 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:18,080 # And what ever happened to a boyfriend? 530 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,680 # The kind of guy who makes love cos he's in it 531 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,920 # And I want a boyfriend 532 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,040 # I want a boyfriend 533 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,960 # I want all that stupid old shit 534 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,120 # Like letters and sodas 535 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,840 # Letters and sodas 536 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:43,440 # You got up out of bed... # 537 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,680 "Why does no-one tell you that giving birth 538 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,520 "is like shitting a pineapple? They call it the gift of life 539 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,360 "but my only gift is some stranger ripping me open, hole to hole. 540 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,640 "Don't give me all that endorphins bullshit. 541 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,280 "I'm not having any fun, you're not having any fun, 542 00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,800 "no-one is having any fun. I'm trying my best not to shit myself 543 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,280 "while you point a camera up my fanny. 544 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:06,200 "It's not cute, it's not beautiful, I'm not glowing. Do I look happy? 545 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,400 "It's like Armageddon, it's like that scene from Alien, 546 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,600 "it feels like I'm having an exorcism. 547 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,560 "It's a miracle I'm still alive." 548 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:17,080 # Someone's gotta do it, someone's gotta do it 549 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,800 # Someone's gotta do it 550 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,200 # Guess it's gonna be me 551 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,760 # Someone's gotta do it, someone's gotta do it 552 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:29,480 # It's coming agaaaaaaaaaain... # 553 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,520 Then there's the next bit. 554 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,320 # Shitting pineapples! # 555 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,640 And that's the bit I'm feeling like we've gone down a rabbit hole 556 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,920 with it. Like, if that is the giving birth bit, the point where you're 557 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,400 actually shitting a pineapple, it needs to be wilder, like... 558 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,800 Like, maybe I should scream or I... 559 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,960 - Can you scream? - Can I scream? Like a banshee, baby. 560 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:54,040 You know, it needs to be like a primal-giving-birth-type, 561 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,320 - it shouldn't be... It should be beyond words. - OK! 562 00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,640 Maybe we could work up a big screamy guitar solo for Yvonne 563 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,560 - on that big screamy pedal she's got. - Does Yvonne have any children? 564 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,880 - I don't know. Why? - I mean, obviously she's birthed a lot of babies but... 565 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,800 Oh, yeah. No, I don't actually know if she's dropped any herself. 566 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:10,880 What did...? 567 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,600 What? No, go on. 568 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:20,200 Do you remember what Tom looked like? 569 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,200 Just after he was born. 570 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,480 Erm... 571 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,760 Like a baby, I suppose. 572 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:39,080 With his tiny little fingernails. 573 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,200 His tiny little ears. 574 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:50,400 All so perfect. 575 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,960 I couldn't stop looking at him. 576 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,400 I didn't think I wanted him till he turned up. 577 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,120 And then, when he'd gone... 578 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,160 ..it was like... 579 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,760 ..part of me had gone missing. 580 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,800 Like part of me had gone with him. 581 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,800 Like...physically. 582 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,600 Part of me. 583 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,040 Well, I suppose it had. 584 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:45,200 I used to get upset because he cried a lot 585 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,640 in those first few months. 586 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,200 It was colic, obviously, and we dealt with that. 587 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:55,920 But I got the idea in my head that he was crying for his mum. 588 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,880 For his real mum. 589 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,960 For you. 590 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,440 And I couldn't make it stop. 591 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,560 Night after night. For months. 592 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:13,040 And it broke my heart. I read to him. 593 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,160 I sang to him. 594 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,120 I took him out in his buggy in the middle of the night. 595 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,520 But it didn't stop. 596 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,920 And then one day, it just did. 597 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,720 I wish I'd known... 598 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,840 ..that you got him. 599 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:36,280 I used to wonder what sort of life he was having... 600 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,840 ..and if he was all right. 601 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,560 And what if he wasn't? 602 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,480 Thank God it was you. 603 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,320 Oh, my God! I'm going to be late for work! 604 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,760 Tom! Hello. 605 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:04,360 Er, good morning. Erm, I'm off to work, I'm late. 606 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,920 Are you not going to work? 607 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,600 - I've rung in sick. - Really? OK. 608 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,480 - Are you sick? - No. I just... 609 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,240 OK. 610 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,320 I really have got to go. 611 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,960 Erm, will you be all right? 612 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:33,160 I'll try not be late back. All right? 613 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,160 Just go for a walk, get some fresh air. 614 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,920 Bye-bye. Bye-bye, Kitty! 615 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,560 FOOTSTEPS ASCEND STAIRS 616 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,600 I want you to tell me what happened. 617 00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,120 When I was born. 618 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,680 Yeah? Well, how about you start being nice to me, then? 619 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,040 If you don't tell me the truth, I'm thinking all the worst things! 620 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,800 Do you understand that?! 621 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,440 That I need to know where I come from! 622 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,320 Well, I wish I could sugar-coat it for you. But I can't! 623 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,920 That's why I didn't ever want to get into it. 624 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,920 Of course you want to know. 625 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:27,520 OK. Well, I had a pretty weird childhood. I had four brothers, 626 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,680 all older than me. I was an accident, an afterthought, 627 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,600 a nuisance. 628 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,360 So I grew up in this world of men. 629 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:37,400 Men who made a living out of violence and drugs and porn. 630 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,520 Well, you've heard the podcast. A more delightful bunch of cunts 631 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:40,960 you could never wish to meet. 632 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,920 Can you just fucking sit down?! 633 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,480 My mum disappeared when I were nine. 634 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,920 She fell out wi' me dad. Me dad was not someone to fall out with. 635 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,720 I was told she'd met someone else and cleared off, but I don't know. 636 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,200 I don't think she would have left me, but I don't know. 637 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:15,800 So I grew up in this house full of blokes. Big house. 638 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,560 The sort of house you could get lost in. 639 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,400 And there was always people there. Men. Me dad's crew. 640 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,040 I'd be trying to get me breakfast before school 641 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,760 and they'd have had all t'milk. 642 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,400 Anyway, this one time, there were these three fellas. 643 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,680 They weren't me dad's regular crew, 644 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:34,280 he must have got 'em in for some particular job, I don't know. 645 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,520 And I had this friend at school. 646 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,360 She used to come home with me sometimes. 647 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:46,240 Any road, these... 648 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,600 ..three fellas took a shine to us. 649 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,320 And they fed us with cigarettes and... 650 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:59,120 ..Toblerone and...alcohol. 651 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:01,960 Obviously, we didn't know any better, 652 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,480 we just thought it were funny. 653 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:13,680 And then one time me friend said she wasn't coming any more. 654 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,280 And I didn't know why. 655 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,760 It was only afterwards... 656 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,240 But I assume these... 657 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:32,240 ..this one bloke had done something to her or said something to her. 658 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,760 Anyway, after she stopped coming... 659 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,640 ..he started on me. 660 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,040 And I had nowhere to hide. 661 00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,000 I know what you think of me. 662 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,320 The same as everybody else. 663 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,480 That is me. Aged 12. 664 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,360 Smiling. Pretending that it wasn't happening. 665 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,240 It went on for months. 666 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,320 I didn't know his real name. I don't know how old he was. 667 00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,640 He was a lot older than me. 668 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,400 He was probably only 27, 28, 669 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,640 but that is old enough when you're 12, isn't it? 670 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,400 {\an8}And I didn't tell anyone because... 671 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,880 {\an8}..there was no-one to tell. 672 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,280 {\an8}And even if there had been, 673 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,800 {\an8}I don't know that I would have cos 674 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,240 {\an8}it's the kind of thing that... 675 00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,160 {\an8}..once they've done it... 676 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,640 {\an8}..once you've escaped... 677 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,000 {\an8}..you don't want to think about it again... 678 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,720 {\an8}..till you have to... 679 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,640 {\an8}..till the next time. 680 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,640 But, you know, 681 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,240 shit happens. 682 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,920 Will you tell me mum that I've...that I've... 683 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,160 - ..gone back to Sheffield? - Can do. 684 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,560 Do I look like him? 685 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,080 I don't know. 686 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,240 Do I remind you of him? 687 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,160 No. 688 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:41,920 Listen. 689 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,920 I understand anger, and I understand why you're angry with me. 690 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,040 Because who else can you be angry with? 691 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,760 I do get it. 692 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,040 I don't like it, but I get it. 693 00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:01,520 All my life I've lurched from one stupid thing to the next. 694 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:05,040 Alcohol, drugs, idiotic relationships. 695 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:09,000 And it's only now I've realised it's because I have been angry. 696 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,120 So angry because of what happened to me. 697 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,320 Like when I trashed that car 698 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,640 that I'm probably going to go to prison for. 699 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,480 That was me. 700 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,960 Age 12. 701 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,360 Trying to smash the fucking world to bits. 702 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,720 I am on your side. 703 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,440 I wish to God you were on mine. 704 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,240 PHONE BUZZES 705 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,000 Fucking hell! 706 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,320 - His Majesty's chocolate. - Thanks. 707 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,240 He couldn't remember them. But he hasn't lost his marbles. 708 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:57,400 I described them and there was a flicker, a vague memory, 709 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,560 but no names. 710 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,120 And he starts going on... "Why didn't you tell me? 711 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,360 "I kept asking you who it was! I'd have ripped their cocks off!" 712 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:06,960 Well, it's bollocks. 713 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,440 I mean, I might have misremembered their nicknames. I don't know. 714 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,080 Well, if you can get Tom's DNA... 715 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,440 Sure, but I want all three of them. 716 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,200 Not just... 717 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,880 ..the one that, you know, actually hit the jackpot. 718 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,960 And, by the way, FYI, 719 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,800 I haven't told Tom and Beth that there were...three of them. 720 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,440 I told them there was just one bloke. 721 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,960 - And I want it to stay that way. All right? - Understood. 722 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,440 And, anyway, 723 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,080 I might not want to go via the police, might I? 724 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,560 I might want to deal with it myself. 725 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:02,040 Yeah, OK. Well, the less I know about that, the better. 726 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,280 CAR DOOR CLOSES 727 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,760 Sorry you weren't at the, er, recording studio. 728 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,240 It went pretty well. 729 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,400 I'd have just been in the way. 730 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,640 I'd have brought you some flowers, but, er, 731 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,240 I've brought you something else. 732 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,720 I'm not going to do anything with it meself. Well, I would, but 733 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:37,120 I've had my fingers burnt 734 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,600 interfering in other people's stuff, so... 735 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,960 That's the name of the, er, grubby little site 736 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:50,040 where Rudenko and his ilk share their latest unhealthy obsessions. 737 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,360 He has posted the images he took of you. 738 00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,520 Obviously, he's tried to do it anonymously, 739 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,240 but he's not that bright. I've screen-shotted everything, 740 00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:02,400 so even if he tries to delete it, you can still prove it. 741 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,200 It's all printed out there, that's all you need. 742 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,120 You take that to CID, you make the allegation, 743 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,240 they're obliged to do the rest. 744 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:13,240 What he's done is an offence under the Malicious Communications Act. 745 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:16,360 It also blatantly breaches the Police Codes of Conduct. 746 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,240 So, there you go. 747 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,400 That's him out on his arse and up on a criminal charge. 748 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:25,120 Should you choose to pursue it. 749 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,720 Better than flowers. 750 00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,640 It's an apology. 751 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,200 Thank you. 752 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,240 How are you feeling? 753 00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:46,320 Like shit. 754 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,480 - Everyone's missing you. - Oh...! 755 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:52,240 - You don't need me any more, you've got Miranda. - Oh, for fuc... 756 00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:54,600 Three backing singers? It's perfect. 757 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,800 - I can't sing. - I can't play. 758 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,600 Come on, this Jelly Bollocks, whatever her name is this week, 759 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,920 she's got a promoter coming to see the gig. It'll be... 760 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,480 ..hilarious, we'll be ridiculous. You don't want to miss that. 761 00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,000 Is this gig not after Kitty's court date? 762 00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,880 - Yep. - So, what if she goes down? 763 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,080 Her court date's on a Friday. 764 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,240 We both know they don't give out custodial sentences on a Friday 765 00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:22,320 cos they've run out of space in prison. 766 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,280 Yeah, we both know that they do. 767 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:25,760 Mmm. 768 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,160 So the plan is... 769 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,320 ..if she gets sent down - which at the most she'll get, what, 770 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:38,000 six months? - we just put everything on hold until she comes out. 771 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,480 We don't do the gig. 772 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,360 Jenny Bollocks can always get another band to fill in. 773 00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:45,640 We just wait for her. Then, if we keep practising, 774 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:49,720 when she does come out, we might be nearly as good as she is. 775 00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:52,120 - Does Jenny Bollocks know this? - Fuck, no! 776 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,640 We decided not to tell her. 777 00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:04,880 Why not, though?! 778 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:08,160 Because nobody's going to school in their costume today, Manuela. 779 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:12,000 It's just a fitting. The costumes are for tomorrow. 780 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,800 I hate you, Jessie! 781 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,440 - Ooh! - Hey! - Ow! 782 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,200 You shut up, being rude to Jessie, OK? You love Jessie. 783 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,600 Keep still! For God's sake! 784 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:25,680 Granny, isn't it today that Kitty is going to be up in court? 785 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:29,200 Er, yes. Yes, it is. How do they know about that? 786 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,720 Kitty is going to be up in court? 787 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:33,240 No point keeping things from the kids, Jessie. 788 00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:35,560 They need to learn about life. 789 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,000 Will the King and Queen be up in court? 790 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,680 Erm, well, it's not that sort of a court, sweetheart. 791 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,440 - It's... - I want to be up in court. 792 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,200 No, you don't, Manuela, mate. They'll send you to prison. 793 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,440 The King is going to send Kitty to prison? Why? 794 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,960 Erm, well, she had a little accident with a sledgehammer. 795 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:56,520 Anyway, it's not... It won't be the King himself, 796 00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,400 you're not missing anything, it'll be somebody 797 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,720 - who represents the King, that's not... - What kind of accident? 798 00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:03,360 Hello, boys and girls! 799 00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,960 - Jerry! - Jerry! 800 00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,960 CHUCKLING 801 00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,000 - What's he doing here?! - Oh, yeah. Jerry's back. 802 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,840 Oh, Jesus, Mother! We thought you'd seen the light. 803 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,320 - Don't start. - He's not good enough for you. 804 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,280 Are we really having this conversation again? 805 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,000 - Yes! Yes, we are! - Chloe, you leave Jessie alone! 806 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,240 Hang on, you're on MY side! 807 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:35,960 I'll text you. 808 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,040 I mean, hopefully they'll let me send a text 809 00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,440 before they take all me stuff off me. 810 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,040 SHE EXHALES 811 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,720 And then, when I get to... 812 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:48,000 ..wherever they're taking me... 813 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:53,040 ..I'll phone you as soon as I can so you know where I am. 814 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,960 I will get through it, Beth. 815 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,720 Worst-case scenario, it'll only be a few months. 816 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,560 Have you heard owt from Tom? 817 00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,720 I texted Fearne yesterday. 818 00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:12,960 He's gone back to work, apparently. So, that's something. 819 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:19,240 - Are you sure you don't want someone with you today, Kitty? - I'll be fine. 820 00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,960 I think, this time tomorrow, 821 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,800 we're all going to be in Hebden Bridge 822 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,600 and the sun is going to be shining, 823 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,160 and we're all going to have a fabulous day. 824 00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:35,560 Yeah. 825 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,600 Oh, and if I do have to go to... 826 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,240 ..Acapulco for a few weeks, you, er... 827 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,000 What? 828 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,720 You have to promise me... 829 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:57,000 ..you won't do anything...silly. 830 00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:00,360 I won't. 831 00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,040 What are you doing here? 832 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,800 Er, I...I didn't think that you should be on your own. 833 00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:39,520 I know that you didn't want an audience but I just, um... 834 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,360 ..I don't think that you should be on your own. 835 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,640 - Is that him? - Don't look. 836 00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:56,960 Kitty? 837 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,240 This is my solicitor. 838 00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:03,560 This is, erm... 839 00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:07,520 - I'm Kitty's son. Tom. - How do you do? 840 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:11,080 Kitty, this is Mrs Nebhrajani, she's representing you today. 841 00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:14,880 Hello, Kitty. Can we have a little conversation before we go in? 842 00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,440 So, I've had a chat with the Prosecution 843 00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,720 and I've explained to him that Mr Peachey is himself up in court 844 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:25,080 in three weeks' time for assaulting you. 845 00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:29,080 And that since you damaged his vehicle, he's left his wife, 846 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:32,880 reconciled with you, and has since assaulted you. 847 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,200 So the Prosecution has agreed that 848 00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,600 that means he's no longer a credible witness in this case. 849 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,160 Not least because he claimed not to know who you were 850 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,760 when you damaged his vehicle. 851 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:49,520 So the circumstances have been outlined to the Magistrates, 852 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:53,000 - and it looks like the case is going to be dismissed. - But... 853 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,600 - So... What? - I just wanted to give you the heads-up 854 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,520 before we go into the courtroom. 855 00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,920 But it looks like you'll be free to go. 856 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:24,640 Do you want a cup of tea? 857 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:30,760 That was crazy. 858 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:34,520 Happy turns of events don't generally happen to me. 859 00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:38,360 I am sorry... 860 00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:39,480 ..Kitty. 861 00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:43,800 I'm sorry for, er... 862 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,240 ..all the stupid things I said. 863 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:56,200 Nobody can imagine what it's like to feel how you feel right now. 864 00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,640 But we can be all right with each other, you and me. 865 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:02,280 If we choose to be. 866 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:04,760 Can't we? 867 00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:20,520 Do I remind you... 868 00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,560 ..of him? 869 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,360 No, love. 870 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,560 No. 871 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,400 Sorry, you really do look like me. HE CHUCKLES FAINTLY 872 00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:43,360 You know something? I have to say this cos it's important, 873 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,920 but Beth... 874 00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:51,160 ..she's been so fucking kind to me, has your mum. 875 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:56,280 I have always thought of myself as this... 876 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,680 ..degenerate nonentity who could sing a bit. 877 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:03,360 Then Beth comes along and she makes me feel like someone 878 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:06,440 with a proper talent to whom something a bit sh... 879 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:12,960 ..a bit complicated happened to, a long time ago. 880 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:16,560 Which is a long-winded way of saying... 881 00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,400 ..I think you landed on your feet there, kid. 882 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,240 She is kind. 883 00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,760 I think she thinks she's adopted you, as well as me. 884 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:31,600 I wish someone would. 885 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,400 - Crap! - What? - I haven't rung her! 886 00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,520 - All right, miss? - Hiya, lads. 887 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,080 BELL RINGS 888 00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,320 PHONE RINGS 889 00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,320 Oh, my God! 890 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,240 Oh...! 891 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,320 Hello? Kitty. How is it? How's...? 892 00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:57,040 Yeah, yeah, you'll never guess what. You couldn't make this up. 893 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,960 Well, you could but nobody would believe you. 894 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:04,960 # Wanna start a band 895 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,760 # You can do it 896 00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:08,640 # Better than any man 897 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,360 # She can do it 898 00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,720 # Mothers, daughters, sisters, wives 899 00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,360 # They can do it 900 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,200 # It might just save your life 901 00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,240 # We can do it 902 00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:19,880 # Let's start a riot 903 00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,000 # We won't be quiet 904 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,520 # Riot Women gonna set this world on fire 905 00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,520 # Let's start a riot 906 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:29,520 # We won't be quiet 907 00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:33,360 # We run the world and we're not even getting tired 908 00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:34,840 # I make the rules in this house 909 00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,880 # I can do it 910 00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,720 # I'll get your baby out 911 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,520 # I can do it 912 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,480 # You get them on the floor 913 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,320 # I can do it 914 00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:46,280 # We'll leave you wanting more 915 00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,200 # We can do it 916 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:49,920 # Let's start a riot 917 00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,760 # We won't be quiet 918 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:55,600 # Riot Women gonna set this world on fire 919 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,480 # Let's start a riot 920 00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,320 # We won't be quiet 921 00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:03,040 # We run the world and we're not even getting tired... # 922 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,800 Yeah, come on! 923 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:21,640 # Courtney Love, Joan of Arc 924 00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:25,600 # Riot Women have been here from the start 925 00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:29,440 # Waging wars, battle-scarred 926 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:33,320 # All that genius to impart 927 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,720 # I'm you and you're me 928 00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:40,480 # I'm her and you're she 929 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:44,280 # You think of everything you could be 930 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:47,960 # You wanna be a Riot Woman with me! 931 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:50,000 # Let's start a riot 932 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000 # We won't be quiet 933 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:55,560 # Riot Women gonna set this world on fire 934 00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,640 # Let's start a riot 935 00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:59,440 # We won't be quiet 936 00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:03,400 # We run the world and we're not even getting tired. # 937 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:04,840 Let's start a riot! 938 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,600 We won't be quiet! 939 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:10,520 Riot woman going to set this world on fire! 940 01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,440 # Let's start a riot 941 01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:14,400 # We won't be quiet 942 01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,920 # We run the world and we're not even getting 943 01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:20,360 # Tiiiiiiiiired! # 944 01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:38,800 CHEERING 945 01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,960 INDISTINCT CHAT 946 01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,000 Oh, my God, I'm dripping! 947 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,760 - Did you hear how many wrong notes I played? - Yeah, you want to practise. 948 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:58,240 Oh, could you tell? Seriously? 949 01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:01,040 I think we all played very well. 950 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,760 My head is bursting! Look, I'm shaking, I'm shake... 951 01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,040 I can't feel me legs. 952 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,040 - PHONE RINGS - Oh, shit! How exciting was that? 953 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:08,720 I feel like I want to trash someone's hotel room 954 01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,320 or shag some underage groupies. 955 01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,480 - Hello? - Well, I nearly broken a nail 956 01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,960 - but I don't care... - Hello? 957 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,120 - MAN: - Kitty? 958 01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,400 Dad? 959 01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,920 Got some names for you. 960 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,880 - What? - Names. 961 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:26,560 Them fellas. 962 01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,240 I know bloody well who they were. 963 01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:33,160 Jim-Bob... 964 01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,400 ..was John Sykes. 965 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,560 He got knifed, 15, 20 year ago. 966 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:44,040 Connah... 967 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:46,040 ..was Eamon Conway. 968 01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:49,480 He's alive. 969 01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:52,080 He lives in some flats up Ovenden, 970 01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:54,880 Shay House. 971 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:56,240 And Mikey... 972 01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,120 Mikey was known to us as Kevin Hamer. 973 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:07,640 But, in fact, he was an undercover copper. 974 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:14,360 Detective Chief Superintendent David Aspinall when he retired. 975 01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:15,920 I've got an address. 976 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,480 What are you going to do to 'em, love? 977 01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:23,520 Have you decided? 978 01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:26,000 # Go on, take everything 979 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:29,000 # Take everything, I want you to 980 01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:35,280 # And the sky was all violet 981 01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:41,120 # I wanna get more violent, more violent 982 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:48,240 # And I'm the one with no soul 983 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:53,480 # One above and one belo-o-o-ow... # 74523

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