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You know how they say, when you fall in love,

you see your special someone's facein everyone else's?

Well, this isn't one of those stories.

It's like that dialogue,

"A guy and a girl can't just be friends."

Or that "You only fallin love once in your life."

"Turn around, turn around, just turn around once."

You came into my lifeAnd my heart just started singing…

Damn it.

Turn around…

Hi, ma'am.

Raghav Pandit.

Do you remember when we first met?

Those two lines sound pretty romantic, don't they?

Don't be fooled.

I'm not trying to act fresh with you,

but your writing is quite fresh.

The "writing" is the real hero of this play.

Here.

You took your sweet time to call.

Well, ma'am…

And you're taking waytoo much time to write.

When am I getting the climax?

Today, ma'am, for sure.

That's what you said yesterdayand the day before.

We are casting, and prepping,

and we don't have the ending of the film!

Sorry, ma'am.

This is a very big opportunity, Raghav.

Everyone here thinksl gave you a chance

because we're both from Dehradunand you're somewhat cute.

But I'm not that shallowor large-hearted. But I'm not that shallowor large-hearted.

I took a huge risk by offering you

a whole film based on just a play.

Because I found both, your writingand your life, quite interesting.

What?

You have until tomorrow morning.

Ma'am…

Writing can be really tough,

just like love, you know?

Or maybe we're the oneswho end up complicating both of them.

These days, even movies startfrom the end, don't they?

But as Chris Martin said,

"Let's go back to the start."

This is me, obviously.

This is Sanya.

And he's Sahir.

We were even cuterthan this when we were kids.

And we've been reallyclose ever since then.

You know, BFFs?

As we grew up,

I fell in love with reading and writing,

and these two…fell in love with each other.

So my childhood buddies became lovers,

and I became their third wheel.

Yuck!

Delete.

There's an old saying…'Where there's love, there's conflict."

And that definitely applies to them.

I mean, their screenplaywas full of conflict,

no shortage of that.

They used to break up morethan they'd make up.

But they had an amazingcommon quality.

They were expertsat cajoling each other.

FORGIVE ME RANA JI!

Sometimes I felt like patching things upwas actually their own language of love.

They had another thing in common…daddy issues.

Sahir's father had dreamtof a future for his son,

and the son was trying his bestto fulfill those dreams.

And Sanya had expectationsfrom her father, And Sanya had expectationsfrom her father,

but she got really disappointedand was giving up on her dreams.

Sanya, what's all this nonsense?

Nationals are just around the corner.

I don't think I wantto play golf anymore.

Well, I didn't have anyof those issues in my house.

My family life was full of funand games, you know.

Mom and Dad were alwaysplaying games, having fun,

and I kept making fun of them.

-So basically, there was no-Maximus!

Shortage of love in my life.

I was surrounded by love.

And my best friendswere really the best.

Everything was perfect.

What could possibly go wrong, right?

The way in which I hit them today, oh my!

I punched them left, right and center!

Not just Misha, they won't look at any other girl now!

Not just Misha, they won't look at any other girl now!

I just kept bloody punching them.

-It's hurting.-Sorry.

-It's hurting.-Sorry!

Tomorrow, at the sugar factory,

we have a protest to savethe environment we live in.

To save the air we breathe.

Please come tomorrow at 5:00 pm.

This is an urgent call.

Here you go.

-Excuse me…-Let's go already!

Excuse me?

If you don't want to read it, just return it.

Why'd you have to go and do that?

Just stop wasting paper.

If you're so worriedabout the environment,

why don't you justWhatsApp it instead?

Why would you have to print it out?

Stop wasting paper. Let's go.

Save soil, save earth!

Save soil, save earth!

Save soil, save earth!

Save soil, save earth!

This heart has been lostlt's true

Without askinglt now belongs to you

I laugh all night long

What's going on?

What's going on?

Have mercy on me

Don't go away

Come back to me

Come back to me

This is my plea, please stay

You're the queen of my dreamsMy heart's tale

A moon among the starsThat cannot fail

My world is like day and night

With you as my sweet eveningLike a true delight

With you as my sweet eveningLike a true delight

With you as my sweet eveningLike a true delight

Guess what, boys!

I got a tattoo!

Come on, Sanya, you could've done a new piercing...

SAHIR

That's… that's really nice.

Any trouble seems easy to bear

Every fragrance like saffronln the air

You're my life, my soul

Since my heart belongs to youl've lost control

Don't thinkl'm a mad or a crazy lover

I'll love only you forever

I'll stay awake, your name I will call

Your name, your name, that's all

Have mercy on me

Don't go away

Even in the sandFlowers will sway

When you're right hereln front of me When you're right hereln front of me

You're the queen of my dreamsMy heart's tale

A moon among the starsThat cannot fail

My world is like day and night

With you as my sweet eveningLike a true delight

With you as my sweet eveningLike a true delight

Babe, I'm really sorry, I got to leave, okay?

-Bye.-Listen, Raghav?

Yeah?

You're not cheating on your friends

when you're spending time with me.

You understand that, right?

Of course, babe.

You know you'll haveto introduce me to them eventually.

I mean, if you're seriousabout us, that is.

Anyway, you carry on.

It's a big day for you. I don't wanna spoil your mood.

Enjoy.

-Hey, guys! Oh, wow!-Where have you been?

-We've been waiting for you!-Not fair!

One second, one second.

Guys, everyone, meet…

This is Riya, my girlfriend. This is Riya, my girlfriend.

Wow, brother, congratulations!

My brother has got home two trophies!

Hello!

Let's celebrate!

With you as my sweet evening

You…

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Sanya, you knew thiswas going to happen.

Yeah, I knew.

But now that it's finally happening, I have a right to be mad, don't I?

I know, right,

but the sooner you accept it, the better.-What all do you expect me to accept?

But the sooner you accept it, the better.-What all do you expect me to accept?

Sanya, my institute is literally justan hour away from here.

And if you're driving, it's only half an hour.

That's not the point.

San… Sanya!

I'm done with this relationship.

I can't do this anymore.

Hello, Raghav?

Are you even listening?

Do we have to do this now?

Excuse me?

Do you realize I'm going througha breakup here?

I'm sorry, but the timing is really bad.

-What do you mean, Raghav?-What does this have to do with timing?

Riya, Sanya is going through a breakup.

She goes through one everyother day!

But this is the first timewe're going through one.

-We're breaking up?-I really need you right now.

What the hell, dude!

How can we break up? We were just about to…

That's exactly why!

We were gonna make lovefor the first time,

and you answered your phone!

Nothing is more importantto you than your friends,

not even me.

But why can't we all be friends?

- Riya, please stay. Please.-Why should I? - Riya, please stay. Please.-Why should I?

Because you love me.

Wow!

Seriously?

You won an award for writing, didn't you?

And that was the best lineyou could come up with

to save our relationship?

Not even, you love me?

-But that you already know, right?-No, I don't!

I don't know.

And you know what?

I'm done.

-Done? How can you say... I can't do this anymore.

The characters you writeare quite mature,

but you still havea lot of growing up to do.

Am I a historical figure?

Yes.

Was I in a Bhansali movie?

No.

That's enough, you've asked…

Hey, Bullet Train, all okay?

Yeah, I'm just going to meet Sahir.

- Hurry back.-Yeah. - Hurry back.-Yeah.

Am I a part of a famousromantic couple?

We aren't famous,

but we are romantic, right?

Concentrate on the game, will you?

You've already asked 11 questions.

Sanya…Hey, Sanya, Sanya…

Get a grip on yourself.

Please, get up.

Sanya…

Please, just…

Looking at you, I can't decide whether I should

scold you or pity you.

Then tell me,

what am I supposed to do?

My boyfriend doesn't even tell mewhen he comes home.

Get out of this girlfriend-boyfriendbubble already.

There's moreto life than just dating, man.

-I can't do this right now.-Sahir, do not run away from this.

Get back here right now.

I wish I could, Sanya.

I really do wish I could.

Yeah, I didn't call you.

Because I knew you'd act needyand behave like this.

And that's exactly what's happening!

How can you only blame mefor what happened?

Everyone's at fault except you, right?

Your dad, your mom, me. Your dad, your mom, me.

I mean, grow up, Sanya.

Stop linking all your problemsto your parents' divorce.

Your dad has moved on.

And it's high time you do too.

You know what?

A guy who's shit scared of his dad 24/7…

shouldn't lecture othersabout their dads.

Just leave!

Don't bother about us.

Go and keep pleasing your life's boss.

I genuinely don't understandhow you can live like this.

I don't even expect you to, Sanya.

Your dad is a sportinglegend of Dehradun.

You'd perhaps understand meif you could match his expectations.

But you threw a childish tantrumthere as well and gave up, didn't you?

Guys?

You know what she did?

What happened?

My dad's friend from the army hasorganized this party.

All my seniors are in there.

And she has crashed it.-I didn't crash it.

And she has crashed it.-I didn't crash it.

-Stop shouting, Sanya.-I'm not shouting.

-Stop shouting.-I didn't crash it.

Your mom invited me.

So that you can get drunkand create a scene?

Look at her!

She has thrown up on my shoes.

Your shoes look fine, bro.

Seriously, Raghav?

-You're worried about the shoes?-No. Sorry. I thought you were...

Anyway, calm down.

-I'm sure she's sorry. We'll figure it... I'm not sorry.

-Okay, okay…-Why should I say sorry every time?

Well, I'm sorry, Sanya.

I can't do this anymore.

What…

I'm already facing a lotof pressure in my life.

Dad wants meto get the Sword of Honor.

And I can't deal with this daily soap.

I didn't sign up for this, Sanya.

I'm sorry.

Please.

-Please, don't…-I can't, Sanya. I can't

-Sahir, Sahir, Sahir, please…-Brother, just a second!

Talk to him. Talk to him.

Please.

Listen, it's okay. Don't worry.

Sanya? Sanya? Open the door, dear.

Sanya, are you alright?

Open the door or I'll keep staying put!

Open the door!

Sanya!

What is it? Why can't you just leave me alone?

My child… I'm worried about you.

What is it? Did you fight with Sahir again?

Yes, but you don't get involved in this!

Just go and flirt with your clients.

Hey! Just because you are upset, doesn't mean you are allowed to misbehave!

-Mom…-Look…

If something's bothering you, let's talk about it, yeah?

I genuinely do not needthis right now, please.

Maybe I need it.

You taunt me whenever you're hurtingand I don't say anything.

What will you say anyway?

Then let's talk about itand find a solution...

Sorry. Sahir asked meto return this stuff to you.

I'll keep it here.

It's quite heavy. There's a dumbbell in it too.

Bye.

I should get out of here quickly.

She's really upset. Who knows what she will do next?

Hey!

Where's Maximus?

What?

He's returned all the gifts, right?

Tell that dog I want my dog back!

-But... Don't bother coming here

if you can't get him back.

Come on, Sanya, how can you expect him to return a dog?

Just like he returned this40 rupee fridge magnet!

Bloody hell!

Maximus…

Is everything alright, Pandit ji?

Yes, there's nothing to worry about.

Everything seems fine.

Have you matched their horoscope?

Yes, I have.

They match well.

-Maximus…-Congratulations.

She's a Libraand the boy has favorable…

Yes, yes, yes… Let's go.

Hey, Sahir!

Remember me?

I'm Babli's mom from Lucknow.

Of course, auntie! How are you?

What's going on?

Nothing, I was just takingMaximus for a walk.

You're going to carry him for his walk?

Yes, auntie, it'll help mebuild my body too.

-Okay, carry on.-Okay then?

-Okay.-Okay, bye.

Hi!

Yes!

Hello, Maxi!

Hi! Hi! Hi, baby!

Here you go.

Oh, my God, you really got him!

What do you mean? Of course!

That's what you sent methere for, right?

Yeah, but I thought youwouldn't be able to do it.

What the hell! What do you mean I won't be able to do it?

-Have I ever…-Don't get all sentimental now!

-Happy?-Very!

Wait…

I didn't know.

What?

That… you wanted to kiss me.

I mean I didn't knowyou were gonna kiss me either.

Oh, hello, you kissed me!

Are you mad?

Excuse me?

Try to get the chronology right.

I got Max here.

To hell with your chronology!

I clearly remember I steppedforward to hug you.

You didn't want to kiss me?

But the fact is you kissed me!

Sanya, I'm very confused.

Where's Max?

I'm heading home.

Shit! Shit! Shit!

Okay, so I've seen this old movie…

in which people wouldgo to this "love guru"

guy to get advice fortheir relationship problems, you know?

He'd be wearinga tight t-shirt and tight pants,

and he'd just give out allthese loose facts on love and stuff.

But I know exactly who I needto go to for advice on breakups.

I HAD A SIMILAR ACCIDENT.WITH MY COUSIN. FAMILY GOT ME MARRIED.

BOTTOM LINE… ARE YOU A PERVERT?

YOU MES SOMETHING UP AND YOU WANT METO BE THE ONE WORRYING ABOUT IT?

THIS HAS GOT EVEN MORE LAYERSTHAN NOLAN'S MOVIE, BRO!

FRIENDSHIP IS LOVE.

Shit.

-Where have you been, bro?-Meet me at the Institute.

But isn't that place off-limitsfor civilians?

I'm sending you the location pin. Get there immediately.

But bro, how are you gonnaget out of there?

Just get here.

Okay.

Are you crazy?

Dude, have you no shame?

Don't you dare look away from me!

You didn't even thinkabout me, did you?

Hey…

-What?-Bro.

-I can explain…-You forgot all about our friendship

because of that girl, didn't you?

Trust me on this. It was not in my hands.

Really?

He was in your hands, bro.

The CCTV footage proves it.

Do you have cameras in the garden too?

What?

You're such an evil person, dude.

You didn't even spare the dog?

Maximus is a part of my family, man.

What if I go and kidnap your uncle?

What's so funny?

My uncleand I aren't that close, actually.

Listen, Listen,

you better stay away from my home…

and my dad for a bit, you hear?

And here,

this is Sanya's last gift to me.

Tickets to some "Chill Trip".

I have no idea what made her think

I'd be able to leave the Instituteand go on this trip instead.

Anyway, just give it back to her.

Bro, why don't you just talkto her, man?

She's a mess.

I know, but…

I think she'll be fine.

Give her some time.

I'm heading back now.

What exactly does "give her some time" mean?

That's just some bookish nonsense. Time doesn't heal shit.

Okay? And forget the future,

the pain she feels rightnow is real, isn't it?

Look, I'm… I'm sorry, man.

I've got so much shit going on

that I totally forgotto ask how you're doing.

I heard you and Riya broke up.

Are you okay?

Bro, at the moment,

your breakup is affecting me morethan my own breakup.

I mean, what a mess.

You shouldn't let this heartbreakbog you down, you know.

You should take it asa writer's inspiration

and head for Mumbai.

You should meet that producer

and turn your pain into a story.

Why don't youbecome a writer too?

"Turn your pain into a story." Yeah, right!

I'm never leaving Dehradun.

People come to Dehradun to write,

and you think I should moveto Mumbai to write?

-Very good.-Yes.

Yeah, because you and Ruskinhave taken up the responsibility

of making Uttarakhand proud, right?

Where will I stay, bro?

I don't even know anyone in Mumbai.

Come on, Raghav.

More than 20 million people livein Mumbai.

I'm sure you'll manage too.

See you.

Listen…

I think you should call Riya.

I think she is quite a sorted girl.

Although, my heart wouldSometimes in the night

Dream up sweet love's warm delight

-I'm back.-Why do you order only fries?

What do you mean?-Although, my heartbeat used to sing…

What do you mean?-Although, my heartbeat used to sing…

Her healing processdidn't take long at all!

Everyone should be like her.

Our generation is quite clear

that a relationship is a transaction.

Give and take.

No baggage.

I am… stupid.

Sorry.

What? Shit.

Nice shot, Sanya.

What are you doing here?

You're the one who kept bugging mewith your calls and messages.

So? You could've called backor replied.

Why are you here?

To give you something.

What?

Life lessons.

I don't want them. Now get out of my way.

Use it in your next play.

You might get some appreciation there.

May I?

-Move.-Do you even know how to play?

You're no expert either these days.

Wow!

First, you ghost me, then you insult me.

Okay, listen,

I've decided to hold onto what makes me happy

and let go of what makes me sad.

Raghav! What the hell!

I'll get it back if you really want it.

Of course, I want it!

Are you sure?

What are you doing?

Dude, are you crazy or something?

Don't throw this one, please.

-Go get it back right now.-Why?

Because it's very expensive, Raghav.

You want it backbecause it's expensive?

Does it make you happy?

Listen, I see thisphilosophical nonsense

on my Instagram feed every day.

Sanya, you see Mauritius on yourlnstagram feed as well, right?

Have you ever been there?

No.

You'd like to go there, won't you?

Yeah, I… maybe, yeah.

So you can give Mauritius a chance

but you won't givemy "philosophical nonsense" a chance?

What's your point, bro?

Sanya, my point is that

your fight is not with anyone else, it's with yourself.

Your first natural instinct isto confront. Your first natural instinct isto confront.

Why?

Aren't you tired of fighting?

You want to hold onto everything so tight.

Like… just look at this golf club.

Sanya, just chuck it.

Sanya, come on…Sanya, just do it.

Sanya!

Yeah

And?

-One more?-Yeah! Come on.

Get it. Let's go.

Come on, let's go. Let's go!

Oh, shit!

-One more, one more! Come on!-Give.

Yeah!

One more! One more!

Shall I carry it?

Yes?

Okay, listen up,

I've been thinking aboutwhat happened that day…

What? When?

You know, that day, dude.

What?

You know.

No, Sanya, I don't know.

-What are you even talking about?-Come on, Raghav, please.

Sanya, you knowl don't like confrontations.

I get all awkward.

This isn't a confrontation.

It's just a conversation.

Alright, listen up,

today's episode is called "Move On".

So what?

Chuck it?

-Chuck it.-Okay.

-Oh, by the way…-Yeah?

What a waste!

I used all the money I wonfrom the last tournament on this.

-What?!-Yeah.

Please go.

This feels more like a"Big Bill Trip" than a "Chill Trip".

Yeah.

It's for two.

I can't go alone.

Will you come with me?

I wonder what the right answerto that would be…

If I say yes, things couldget awkward there.

And if I say no, things will be awkward here.

And since we're tryingto avoid awkwardness…

So, what do you think?

Have I ever said no to you before?

Hey, guys!

-Hello!-Hi, everyone!

Hi!

Alright, so there are 24 people here,

-that is 12 couples?-Yeah!

Okay, so without further ado…

as you all know,

this trip is all abouthaunted places and dark nights.

And at the end of this trip,

we'll be having our famousfull moon party. We'll be having our famousfull moon party.

It means, "Hindi Halloween"!

You're all going to get pretty spooked.

-But as we know beyond fear lies…-Victory!

Lies more fear.

What happened?

This doesn't seem like a chill, relaxing kind of trip.

Let me double-check.

Of course, you love horror movies!

-I can't do this, Sanya.-Come on, dude.

Don't fear, when I'm here.

I even bought a costume for you!

"Survive the night.

Talk to spirits on a ghost walk.

Sing with your ancestors!"

Sanya, I didn't sign up for this. I'm out of here.

Sahir and Sanya, right?

I'm not Sahir, I'm Raghav.

But he talks just like Sahir.

He's not staying. He didn't sign up for this.

Guess I'll be traveling alone.

Fine.

I don't know why what changed

The stars don't seem crazylt's strange

When you're by my side

You're a stranger yet

But I won't let you go, you bet

Why does it rain for noReason sometimes?

This peace is new to meSince I've found you, you see

A new love story has begun

My heart was hurt

But then love started to stir

My heart was hurt

But then love started to stir But then love started to stir

Better late than never, my heart

Has started to lose itself in you

Better late than never, my heart

Has started to lose itself in you

Wherever you go

I'll follow you

I wonder why I am behaving this way

You're here, and I'm here too

That's all I need, it's true

In your tune, I want to sway

Where are these paths leading us?

Is it true or just a dream?

What's the bond between us, the same? What's the bond between us, the same?

My heart was hurt

But then love started to stir

Better late than never, my heart

Has started to lose itself in you

In the sky

In the air

I'm soaring somewhere

Linked to your heartbeats, I'm there

The streets I stopped

My heart to dare

These paths are

Leading me there

Sleep has left me Sleep has left me

Peace I won't see

Slowly, you have started having

An effect on me

My heart was hurt

But then love started to stir

Better late than never, my heart

Has started to lose itself in you

Better late than never, my heart

Has started to lose itself in you

Alright, Sanya, let's get going. They're all the same anyway.

What are you looking at? Come on, let's go.

Go ahead and answer it, it's fine.

-Are you sure?-Yes.

Hello?

Hey, bro, how's it going? Hey, bro, how's it going?

I'm doing good.

She's good too.

We're actually in a cemeteryright now, bro.

Weird stuff keeps happening, dude.

Why didn't you tell methis was a haunted trip?

They've got us running around like extrasin a horror series.

Okay, no problem. You're welcome.

I'll talk to you later, bro.

Sanya…

Sanya, what happened?

Sanya, one second, what's...

-I'm so stupid.-What do you mean?

I thought you came onthis trip for me.

Because you're my best friend!

But you're really only herebecause he asked you to, right?

Sanya, what is wrong with you?

Why did he say thank you to you?

I don't know.

For being with you, I guess.

He must be concerned, Sanya.

I don't want his concern.

Or the caretaker he sent!

Sanya, just listen to me for a second.

Chill out, Sanya. What's the big deal?

He said thanksand I was just being polite. He said thanksand I was just being polite.

It's no big deal. I'm here for you, aren't I?

-I came for you.-Exactly.

But only because he asked you to. You're here on his behalf.

What does that even mean?

Is this some kind of wedding guest list?

Boy's side, girl's side?

I'm not here on anyone's behalf.

I'm here becausel want to be here with you!

Okay, fine. Fine!

Whose side are you onafter our breakup?

My God, San…

Seriously, Sanya, why do you have to be so childish?

Why do I have to pick sides? You're both my friends.

Pick a side!

Sanya, I can't pick a side.

I'm stuck in the middle, as always.

Oh, my God! So sorry you haveto get stuck as always!

Don't make this a big deal, Sanya.

I'm here with you, aren't I?

But at the same time,

Sahir's been my best friendsince we were kids.

I can't do anything about it!

You're not being a very good friend.

You kissed his girlfriend.

Ex-girlfriend!

And I didn't even initiate the kiss, by the way!

And I didn't even initiate the kiss, by the way!

Oh, come on, Sanya!

Alright, folks, it's now timeto get serious about the fear factor,

because we're aboutto have our very famous,

most-awaited full moon party right here!

So, are your costumes ready?

-Yes!-Come on, guys!

Oh, no.

Who has a party in the middleof the jungle, for crying out loud?

Now where am I supposedto look for a loo around here?

Now where am I supposedto look for a loo around here?

A washroom is a necessity.

It's urgent.

I'll just do it right here.

This bloody costume…

Oh, no.

Don't worry, I'll go and check it out.

-Are you okay?-Yeah.

-Fine?-Yeah.

-Yeah.-What happened?

Hey, wait up! Wait for me!

Sanya!

Sanya!

Excuse me, can I sit here?

Thank you.

Are you okay?

I know you

must be totally freakedout doing this trip,

-but you still did it.-Sanya!

-You did it for me, right?-Sanya, tell them to stop the bus.

No one else would dowhat you do for me.

Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

You know, even when I was with Sahir,

I always tried to be someonewho would make him happy.

But with you, I feel comfortablewith who I am, you know.

Sanya…

I… I feel a bit awkward.

Why do you always feelso awkward, dude?

Stop it.

We're just talking.

Yeah, but I...

Should I tell you howl feel about you or not?

In all these years,

I never had those kindsof feelings for you,

but now I do.

Is that wrong?

Tell me, what do you think?

But I don't feel the sameway about you.

We have just met!

And anyway, my girlfriend wouldn't be cool with that.

And anyway, my girlfriend wouldn't be cool with that.

Help!

Oh, shit!

I don't knowwhen you'll get this message.

I don't even knowwhat this message means,

but you are the only onel could think about at this moment.

And I…

wanted you to know that…

Raghav!

Raghav!

Raghav!

Raghav!

Raghav!

Sanya!

Thank God, you are here.

Why did you leave me?

Get me out of here, please.

Just… just wait.

Almost there. A bit more.

Throw it!

Throw it down.

Almost there, almost there.

Wait, wait, wait.

-Hold it tight, Sanya.-Yeah.

-Pull.-Yeah.

Raghav!

Almost there!

Almost there, I'm almost there! Give me a second.

Almost there, I'm almost there! Give me a second.

Okay! Almost there!

How the hell could youleave me alone?

I hate you, Sanya! I really hate you!

I should've always knownthat this is what you're gonna...

Now why the hell did you do that for?

I'll tell you later.

I just told someone else.

What is going on?

This is totally wrong.

But… feels nice.

Why?

Chemical reaction? Chemical reaction?

Physical need?

Two broken hearts uniting?

Or four hearts were meant to breakso that two hearts could unite?

Wait, did I just describea relationship on the rebound?

But I know, I've read…

that rebound relationships don't work!

So what do I do?

Should I tell her…

that I'm not sure?

Or should I just go with the flow?

I am asking too manyquestions, aren't I?

Okay, one last question.

Why am I ruining suchan amazing moment

by overthinking?

Hold on to what makes you happy. Hold on to what makes you happy.

Right?

You okay?

Can you place it on that table, please?

Thank you.

-Hey!-Hey!

Hi.

You're looking great.

You look refreshed.

I think you both needed that trip!

Sahir!

Auntie!

-Hi!-Hi!

-How're you doing?-I'm doing good.

What happened, dear? How'd you get hurt?

A friendly rugby matchwith my fellow cadets got…

a little unfriendly.

-Oh.-Rugby?

Yeah.

Come, have a seat.

Okay.

Raghav, come.

I have something importantto discuss with you.

Come with me.Come.

Come on.

Come, come.

It's very important.

Sit.

What is it, auntie? What's so important?

The thing is… have this!

Let them sort out their differences.

Sahir's a good guy.

Would you like some tea with that?

How's the institute life going?

Hectic.

It's a constant parade, like literally.

It's not easyto get the Sword of Honor, dude.

Where's Raghav?

Raghav!

What happened?

Auntie…

So, the main reason I'm here is

because we've fixed Misha's marriage.

-What!-What a surprise!

But bro, how come so soon? I didn't even know.

You remember when you came overthe other day to "meet" Maximus?

That's when the date was fixed.

Okay.

Anyway, auntie, I'll get going now.

But you'll be getting lots of orders.

And you will haveto attend the wedding, for sure.

-Sure.-Okay? Sure.

See you.

And you two don't have a choice.

And honestly, I won't be ableto do anything without you guys.

So, yeah, I'll see you, okay?

-Bye.-One more muffin.

Are you coming with me?

-Yeah.-Let's go then.

-Bye, auntie.-Bye.

Misha's getting married!

He liked the muffins.

Nice.

Listen, that wasn't too awkward, was it?

No.

Tell me more about this trip of yours.

How was it?

Where do I begin?

Tell me everything.

It seems like it's been ages sincel've had a proper conversation with you!

Yeah, it's been a while.

-It's been a while.-Yeah.

Are you comfortable?

Yeah, yeah, first class.

I'm getting this feeling likel'm being kidnapped,

but that's okay.

I'm sorry, man.

I had made so many plansfor our first date.

-Yeah, you even invited Sahir to it.-Hey, stop it.

Hey! Can you please focuson the road, will you?

I can't even see anything.

Come on, don't be a typical man.

But you're gonna loveour second first date.

-It's gonna be mind-blowing, trust me.-Assuming we even make it there.

Come.

So, what do you think?

It's perfect.

Should we take this table?

Sanya, let's sit somewhere else.

Let's go inside.

Just come, it's so pretty.

Hello, sir.

Hello.

Thank you.

What would you like, sir?

I'll definitely need some booze.

Done.

-Two beers?-Yeah.

And we'd like garlic breadand French fries.

Okay.

Have you been here before?

No. No, no, no, I haven't. No. No, no, no, I haven't.

What about you?

Yes, I have!

With Sahir?

Are you crazy?

I wouldn't havebrought you here if I had.

I don't want to sit herewith you and think about my ex.

Sanya, pass me the dip.

I asked for the dip. I already have the fries.

Let me feed you one.

Sanya, what's going on?

I don't know, dude.

We're on a date. I was just trying to be…

Romantic?

Girlfriend-like. Don't try to act all cool.

Sorry.

Okay, fine.

Let's just talk like we normally do.

Best.

What do you think,

did I play golf to please my dador because I like it?

Look, I think…

that…

happiness doesn't haveto be connected to one thing.

Happiness is in here.

And in here.

Come on, Sanya, I was trying to say something!

Sorry, sorry.

Tell me the truth,

does anyone make you laughas much as I do?

No.

I'm trying to figure out what to do nowthat I've given up golf,

but you already know!

So you should write, So you should write,

and not waste your time with me.

But…

I don't think I'm wastingmy time with you.

Are you trying to createa moment between us?

Or maybe I'm researchingfor my next script.

Wow!

Is it about me?

It's about me.

But…

the supporting charactersare important too.

Alright!

Please don't make me a cliché.

I mean like depressed,

druggie, goth chic,

wild in bed, tattooed chest…

Write about my soul, okay, Jr. Shakespeare?

Okay, I'll try.

Okay.

But…

I have a question.

What?

-Okay, I shouldn't ask.-Hey…

-No, I shouldn't ask.-Come on, tell me.

-No, it's okay.-Tell me.

This is the beer talking.

Tell me, or I'll hit you.

Okay.

Do you really have a tattoo?

Sorry.

There's only one way to find out, isn't there?

My heart, it won't listen to me

How much I love, you can't see

I wish you'd always think about me

How do I say you're theOnly one for me?

There was no one before you There was no one before you

And no one will come after too

Your eyes kill me, my love

Please say yes likeA blessing from above

Listen to me

Be mine, pretty please

For you are a sweet dreamCome true for me

What's my fault I cannot tell

You bring me peaceThis I know so well

You are an intoxicating drinkThat puts me in a spell

Listen to me

Be mine, pretty please

For you are a sweet dreamCome true for me

What's my fault I cannot tell

You bring me peaceThis I know so well

You are an intoxicating drinkThat puts me in a spell

O my beautiful one

Be mine

O my beautiful one O my beautiful one

Be mine

My love, in the moonlit nights

I get enchanted withYour words every single time

What tricks are you playing on me?

My heart follows like it's meant to be

The whole year has passed this way

O my love

Your eyes kill me, my love

Please say yes likeA blessing from above

Listen to me

Be mine, pretty please

For you are a sweet dreamCome true for me

What's my fault I cannot tell

You bring me peaceThis I know so well

You are an intoxicating drinkThat puts me in a spell

Listen to me

Be mine, pretty please

For you are a sweet dreamCome true for me For you are a sweet dreamCome true for me

What's my fault I cannot tell

You bring me peaceThis I know so well

You are that an intoxicating drinkThat puts me in a spell

O my beautiful one

Be mine

O my beautiful one

Be mine

How's this one?

Oh.

Don't you think this skirtis way too sparkly?

This is a lehenga.

Okay.

Oh, gosh.

I really have to figure this out.

How?

Can it be removed?

No, you'll have to disguise it, right?

You want me to remove the tattoo?

No. No, no, no.

I thought you wanted to remove it.

No, it's fine.

I'm okay.

Really?

Yeah.

It's my ex's name.

Sanya, I know.

Okay.

Even if you get rid of the name,

the memories will still remain, won't they?

It's okay. It's up to you, honestly.

Okay.

Okay, one second.

Oh, shit!

Listen, I'll have to leave.

I have to pick up Mishafrom the parlor.

Shit.

Can you please handle the billing?

I'll pay you back, okay?

But Sanya, for which one?

Sorry sir, your card isn't working.

Okay, can you just shareyour QR code I'll pay through that.

Sorry, sir, only card or cash.

The ATM is just down the road, sir.

Ma'am, if this card doesn't workat the ATM, I mean…

Here you go.

-Here.-Yeah.

Hey, that's really sweet.

You're kind of holding upthe line, so…

Does it work?

-Yes.-Perfect.

Great, thanks a lot.

Did you get it?

Check.

-Yeah, done.-Okay.

Great. Thank you.

I got your voice message.

-I… I'm sorry, I was…-Drunk?

No.

Raghav…

Sorry, I didn't reply.

It was just that

I didn't knowwhat I should say to you.

It's okay.

You know,

if you had been this emotional and

honest when we weretogether then perhaps…

-Anyway, are you seeing anyone?-No.

So since when are you interestedin cross-dressing?

What?

Are you actually planningto wear that outfit, Raghav?

Oh…

This is for…

Of course! Okay.

And… how is she?

You know Sanya is… Sanya.

Right.

I won't ask her, relax. I won't ask her, relax.

So, how's that guy you're dating?

Who?

Saw you… at our…

At the café.

Debu?

Debu?

-What?-Debu…

That's a bit of a weak name

for such a good-looking guy, don't you think?

Wait a second, are you actually jealous,

or are you attracted to him?

Funny.

No, but we're just friends.

I mean, I don't think I'm readyto move on right now.

It's hardly been any time sincewe split up, Raghav.

Correct.

Hello?

Can we meet? I need to talk to you.

-Right now?-Yes, please.

Okay. Okay, I'll be there.

Okay, great. Okay, great.

Okay.

I think we should tell him.

Tell who? And what?

Sahir, of course, who else?

He's our best friend. He deserves to know about us.

Sanya, I don't know about this.

Don't worry, it'll be fine.

I am his ex-girlfriend,

so if I tell him, it's not like it'llchange our relationship or anything.

But it might changeyour relationship with him.

Which is why he needsto hear it from you.

No, I get it, Sanya. Fair enough.

But let's wait for the right timeto do this, okay?

I mean, Misha's weddingis coming up soon.

And if I just go and tell him that…

Sanya, look,

I'll tell him, okay?

But let's get throughthis sangeet ceremony first.

Then we'll talk to him, okay?

Okay.

Where's your drink, man?

-Well, I…-Excuses! Here.

Drink up! Come on.

Wow, man.

Yeah.

So…

I've been thinking…

I want to give thingswith Sanya another try.

Oh.

Wow.

I mean, I know I messed up beforebecause of the exams and all.

But look at her now, man.

She's like a changed person. She's like a changed person.

-Yeah. I…-And I feel it's all thanks to you.

Dude, I wanted to talk to you about it.

-Actually, Sanya and I…-You two can catch up later.

It's my day.

-Oh, sorry, sorry.-Come on.

-Let's go, let's go.-Come, come, come.

Hey!

Yeah!

That innocent girl, so sweet

With intoxicating eyesThat make my heart beat

She drank the tequila, all of it

After having tequila your body sways

In all the sexy ways

My racing heart wants to scream

-Come to me, come, my love supreme-My darling, listen

Let me say

Don't play gamesWith your eyes this way

My darling, listen

It's not okay

Whatever you want to sayJust say it today

Beloved, it's very hard to attain loveln this world, I mean

Love, romanceAnd everything in between Love, romanceAnd everything in between

Look into my eyes

And form a bond

For everyone fallsln love at least once I mean…

Love, romanceAnd everything in between

Love, romanceAnd everything in between

I believe in love, love

I believe in love, love

As soon as I saw you I fellln love with you

I know you feel it too

-So why don't you confess it too?-Yeah!

Because our pair is very lit, lit

Get into my car, baby, sit, sit

Don't go away

With you, I want to get highAnd go on a picnic

The night is intoxicatingBut so is my beauty everybody says

The drunken wind too sways

The heart wants to do mischief strange

What has happened to my heartlt's changed

Sleepless nights, breaths are few Sleepless nights, breaths are few

Since I've met you

I'm crazy, and so are you

These nights are crazy too

Fall in love at least onceln life, I mean

Love, romanceAnd everything in between

Love, romanceAnd everything in between

I believe in love, love

I believe in love

Love at first sight

I believe in

Waiting for love

I believe in

Restless heartbeats

I believe in

It happens at least once

I believe in

Everyone falls in loveAt least once, I mean

Love, romanceAnd everything in between

Love, romanceAnd everything in between

I believe in love, love I believe in love, love

I believe in love

FORGIVE ME RANA JI!

Come to me.

-Bro! Bro!-Wonderful! How wonderful!

Hey, Sahir!

Sanya…

Hey, I'm sorry.

Listen…

I should have asked you first.

And I really thought that we…

-I thought we... Raghav and I are together.

What?

Sanya, are you okay?

I told Sahir about us.

What is she saying, dude?

What's happening?

I was about to tell you when Misha…

How could you not tell me this?

And you?!

I just told you that I planto get back with her,

and you still didn't say anything?

Who the hell are you, man? Who the hell are you, man?

Well, I…

Wait a minute,

are you two actually dating each other?

Then why didn't you just tell mewhen I asked you…

I was going to tell both of you, okay?

Raghav!

Disgusting!

Have any of you ever stoppedto think about how I am doing?

How I am holding up?

Every fight,

every breakup between you two hasaffected me more than you can imagine.

You'd always just work it out,

but I'd be the one stuckin the middle of it all.

Riya and I broke upbecause of the two of you.

And Riya, you…

you did not even acknowledge

a voice note that I sent to you.

And now suddenly I am the bad guy?

I got into this relationshipto try to protect your emotions.

You know what?

We were better off as just friends.

Love really messed up our friendship.

I'm done.

I don't deserve any of this. And to hell with you guys.

Raghav, seriously? You are talking about leaving Dehradun?

Do you really think you'll be ableto adjust in some other city?

Dad, I won't be ableto stay here either. Dad, I won't be ableto stay here either.

I'm just feeling very lost right now. If I stay here...

Then how can you eventhink of staying in Mumbai?

Over 20 million peopleare living there, Dad.

I'll try to figure it out somehow.

But how can you not attendMisha's wedding?

Sahir's your best friend, right?

Why don't you checkwhich flights are available?

Take my big suitcase, okay?

Thanks, Mom.

Then we see Ishq Vishk 2.0.

Okay, we see the camera pulling back.

You know that opening shotfrom The Godfather?

-Just like that.-Okay.

So we see the camera pulling back

to a point where we see Rahul,

the lead… the hero!

He is watching it in a theater. Okay?

And then Rahul looks straight

into the lens of the cameraand smiles.

Like he has made it in life.

The end.

Wow!

Yes!

Award-winning!

I don't feel it.

International film festival. International film festival.

You're embarrassing me.

The feeling is mutual.

What? Sorry?

Where's the love story?

This movie is called Ishq Vishk, right?

The love story just didn't survive.

It died.

First of all, you needto revive that love story.

And secondly, I don't care aboutthis Rahul! What a crybaby!

I wanna know what happensto the heroine of this film.

Tanya!

She's the character the audienceis going to care about.

Rahul is the protagonist of this film. He's "the" guy…

Okay, first of all, Raghav…

that's what we think.

But unknowingly you've actually done

a great job of fleshingout Tanya's character.

A girl who knows what she wants.

She's confused but courageous.

Rahul's just dumb in comparison.

-Hang on a second, he's not dumb... Just plain dumb.

He's so confused, he doesn't even know what he's doing.

He just doesn't do anything! Even his masturbation is mental!

Yeah.

He's destined to be alone, I'm telling you.

I disagree. I'll tell you why.

If you wanna give Rahula proper closure, go ahead.

Do it in post-credits scenes, like Marvel does.

But Tanya's last pageis the important one.

The question is, what happens to Tanya?

Don't go, don't go

My heart hasn't had its fillDon't leave me and go

Without you, I cannot survive, I swear

Don't make my heart despair

I'll pray and pray

I'll bow down at your feet all day

Never go out of my sight, my baby

I love you so much, my dear

If you say, I'll die and disappear

My life is complete with you near

Never go from here

Please, don't go

The path you are about to take

Turn back for my sake

My eyes abate

It's you they await

You are the shore for me, my dear

Oh, my shoreDon't drift away from here

I'll pray and pray

I'll bow down at your feet all day

Never go out of my sight, my baby Never go out of my sight, my baby

I love you so much, my dear

If you say, I'll die and disappear

My life is complete with you near

Never go from here

Please, don't go

Don't go

-Please, don't go-Is that rum?

Don't go

Hey, cheers.

-Cheers.-Cheers.

Have I been blindor have you always been this cool?

Your mom's always been cool, but she never boasted about it.

I like this version of Sanya.

The one that laughs.

That crying version is not bad,

but I'm your mother, so I'm a little biased.

Also, I know,

I'm partly responsible for all of this.

Kids from broken families arealways disturbed, just like you.

Wow, "disturbed"! Thanks, Mom.

I mean, I'm sorry, I don't knowwhat one can say openly these days.

No, but you're right.

I use your divorce to justifya lot of my own problems too.

It's just convenientto blame you both for everything.

Since Dad's not here, I end up putting it all on you.

I know.

But you shouldn't haveto take on the entire load by yourself.

Hey…

-Hi!-Hi!

Raghav, what are you…

I know you're upset.

I didn't speak up when I should have. I didn't speak up when I should have.

I didn't do what I was supposed to do.

And I ended up doingwhat I wasn't supposed to.

I don't want to just abandonthe story I started, Riya.

I want to see it through.

I'm the only one who knowshow I spent the past year without you.

And what if this isn't a happy ending?

I don't know,

but we can at least give it a try, can't we?

And as the two of themcome close for a kiss,

everyone around them applauds, music picks up,

and we end in a close-up shotof the mug that says,

"The best is yet to come." "The best is yet to come."

The End.

Ma'am, you wantedTanya's closure, but…

This is great!

You've hit it out of the parkwith that epilogue.

You're a freaking genius, Raghav Pandit!

By not giving Tanya a full closure,

you've set up a sequel!

Because she's still the best characterin the movie.

Come on, give me a hug.

Let's start.

Let's start this movie.

Am I a historical character?

Yes. And this is the ninth question.

Okay.

Was I in a Bhansali movie?

So, sorry, guys.

Just a second.

- Raghav?-Yes, sir? - Raghav?-Yes, sir?

I wanted to ask you a question

about the relationshipbetween Rahul's parents.

Okay. What exactly?

Is there a specific reason

why they keep playing these games?

-Well…-It's couples' therapy, I think.

Often marriage counselorsprescribe such games

if there is a communication issue in…

you know, in your marriage.

By the time we get to this age,

we need something more to just…

you know, keep the marriage going.

I think it's a beautifuldevice you've used,

Raghav, really, I must say.

In fact, I wanted to tell you...

But, ma'am…?

Thank you.

The parents…

they genuinely love each other.

I know.

That's why this scene is so beautiful.

But people change.

And so do the people we love.

So eventually, the person that we are in love with…

are they the same person that we fellin love with in the beginning?

There are problems, no doubt about it.

But these characters are sincerely tryingto solve them.

They aren't backing out. They aren't giving up.

So I think that's a…it's a lovely layer…

you've added.

It'll be fun to perform this character.

Let's take it from the top.

Sahir met with an accident. Sahir met with an accident.

What?

He fell off his bike afterthe Sword of Honor ceremony.

How is he? Where is he?

We've brought him home.

Even the Institutehas granted him medical leave.

He's okay, but…

He has two broken ribs though.

I thought you should know.

Sit.

What are you staring at?

I'm thinking, if a war does break out,

how are we gonna winwith soldiers like you?

You rascal!

Don't make me laugh, man.

Your bike must be anabsolute mess, right?

Tell me, uncle thrashed you for notbringing the "sword" home, didn't he?

How long is this wholething gonna go on for, bro?

How long is this wholething gonna go on for, bro?

For how long?

You didn't say anything either, auntie?

What is even going on here?

Raghav, please step out.

Raghav, I think you should leave.

Raghav…

What you did is not right, uncle.

Excuse me?

Raghav, please…

Raghav, I need you to leave.

I will, bro,

once uncle here apologizes to you.

How dare you talk to me like that?

-How dare you!-Raghav!

How dare you?!

Raghav!

You think you can come

to my house and misbehave with me?

Get out.

Get out of my house!

I'll leave, uncle,

once you apologize to Sahir.

How dare you!

Damn it, I'm done for.

I think I was betteroff when I was a coward.

-You want me to apologize to him?-Stop.

You want me to apologize to my own son?-Stop it, Dad.

You want me to apologize to my own son?-Stop it, Dad.

-Stop it.-What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Stop it, Dad. Just stop it.

That's enough.

I'm done.

Unfortunately, I am your sonand so I have to respect you.

But you cannot hit my friend like this!

You absolutely can't!

Let's go, Raghav.

Hey, listen…

I'm really sorry about Dad.

You punched me too, remember?

Looks like the whole family hates me. Looks like the whole family hates me.

I'm very sorry about that too.

You don't knowhow much it hurts me.

I keep thinking, that I am goingto be just like my dad.

You're not like him.

I think I need to apologize

to you more than you needto apologize to me. I messed up.

But anyway…

Did you meet Sanya?

Very funny.

We met after you left.

And we sorted everything out.

So…

you two are back?

We are back to where it all began.

We're back to being friends.

So…

you think I should…

Definitely.

You're… you're cool with it?

You rascal, you didn't think about me

when you were romancing herbehind my back, did you?

Stop it, drama queen!

That's nothing!

Listen, bro,

after staying in Mumbai for so long,

I have forgotten how cold it can getin Dehradun.

I don't think I can do this.

Let's do something else, yeah?

Don't laugh, you scoundrel!

Come on. Jump.

-Ma'am, I am leaving.-Okay.

-Be on time tomorrow.-Yes.

You have anything to say?

Fine, the café is shut.

Sanya…

What's this new philosophy all about?

Keep things that don't makeyou happy at home as trophies?

No, if they ever made you happy,

then give them another chance.

I don't think Sahir and I wantto be together anymore.

I'm not here for Sahir.

Sanya, all I am saying is,

give me another chance. Please.

I've learned my lesson, Sanya.

I know it took me a while,

but nothing feels right without you.

Guess I messed up.

I'm too late, aren't I?

I think the three of usare better off as friends.

Love really messed up our friendship.

Sanya, please…

Please…

Sanya…

Sanya,

they say the path to clarityis through confusion.

So one shouldn't be scared of confusion.

But…

I was confused.

And a coward, too.

I kept saying you shouldavoid confrontation.

Avoid fights!

But there are some thingsworth fighting for, you know?

And I'm gonna keep fightingfor you, Sanya.

So, I'm thinking, maybe we should rework some of his lines.

Do you agree?

I agree. We'll have to improvise.

Right? It's very cheesy, isn't it?

Too much!

Anyway…Come, let me show you your marks.

Then we'll figure this out.

I think…

-Raghav…-Yes, sir?

Please explain the scene to them.

-Thanks.-Okay.

-Hi.-Hi.

-Shall we start?-Yeah, I'll start.

I don't want to just abandonthe story I started, Riya.

I want to see it through.

I'm the only one who knowshow I spent the past year without you.

And what if this isn't a happy ending?

I don't know, but we canat least give it a try, can't we?

And then we kiss.

Yeah. One more thing, you know…

-Actually, I've been trying... Sorry. I have to take this.

Sure.

-Hi.-Bro, what's up?

Today's the last dayof your shoot, right?

-How's it going?-Yeah, it's the last day.

-It's going great, man.-Awesome.

My buddy's gonnabe a big Bollywood writer!

You rascal!

So happy for you, man.

And how's your job going?

Superb, bro.

The owner's always flirtingwith this one customer.

Hi, auntie.

I swear, those two probably drinkhalf the tea this café makes.

Nice!

Is auntie happy?

Yeah, she's really happy. Like, very happy.

And the guy's pretty awesome too.

Bro…

Is Sanya around?

Sanya…

No, I think she stepped out for a bit.

I know what that means.

It's okay.

How's your mom doing?

She's doing fine.

She's old-school, and won't leave Dad,

but I heard she and Misha got himto agree to some counseling sessions.

So we'll see how that goes.

That's great to hear.

Anyway!

Your life is way more exciting than ours.

Tell me, who all did you meetin Bollywood?

No one, man.

No one likes writers.

I do.

Alright, well, my part's done here.

You two kids sort it out!

Hi!

Hi!

What brings you here?

I was going to come sooner,

but I had a golf tournament.

I placed second!

Congratulations.

Thank you.

I gave golf a second chance,

like you had asked.

Lucky golf!

Mom and Sahir were cheering for me

when I got the trophy.

And you know what?

Even Dad was there!

Oh! That's amazing.

But I kept looking around for someone.

Sanya… I really hopeyou were looking for me,

because if not, then this whole storygets weird, you know?

Because if not, then this whole storygets weird, you know?

Will you give me another chance if I ask?

I know it took me a while,

but it just doesn't feel rightwithout you, you know?

A rebound of a rebound relationship?

Do we really need to label this thing?

Not at all.

Let's roll!

Are they shooting?

Yeah, they're shooting the film's end!

So you don't need to be there?

No.

This ending is way better.

Wait a second,

if this ending is better,

then what happensat the end of the film?

Shit. Shit.

Is that Riya's thrift store?

-And is that supposed to be Riya?-No.

Yes.

It's okay.

No?

-Come.-What happens at the end of the film?

We both go home in the end. Come on, let's go.

Who, we both? Or you and Riya?

Just you and me.