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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:04,040 MUSIC: The Wizard Of Oz (Overture) 2 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:10,000 This programme contains strong language 3 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:16,160 FILM CUTS OUT 4 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:16,160 - What?! 5 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,120 - GROANS 6 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:19,960 - Ah... 7 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,840 - Hey! - Ah, excuse me - that's my favourite film. 8 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,000 - Why? 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,120 You've not changed my mind. 10 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,720 That is the single most depressing film ever made. 11 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,760 - No! 12 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,840 - I thought you didn't like sad endings, Noa. 13 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:35,040 - It's a happy ending, OK? It's the happiest of endings. 14 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:36,560 - Oh, love a happy ending! 15 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,000 - Like, Dorothy's done. You do realise that, don't you? 16 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,720 She's ruined. 17 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,080 She had a taste of something, guys. 18 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,400 And then BOOM. 19 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,680 - OK, she's had a change in perspective, OK? 20 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,960 They realise they never lacked anything. - No, no, no, no, no... 21 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,760 No, no. If she'd had a change of perspective, Noa, 22 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,320 the colour would've come back with her. 23 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,280 - The colour's been inside of her. It's always been inside of her. 24 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,560 - Where is it again, Noa? 25 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:56,680 - Was it inside of her, Noa? 26 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:56,680 - No, guys, it's not funny. 27 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,760 THEY LAUGH 28 00:00:58,760 --> 00:00:59,920 Judy, guys. 29 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:02,120 - No, it's not Judy, OK? It's Dorothy. 30 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,600 OK? She's happy. There's no place like home! 31 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:05,960 - She doesn't even know what home is. 32 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,840 - She does. It's Kansas. It's Auntie Em. 33 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:10,040 It's the guys at the farm because they're the Scarecrow 34 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:13,080 and the Tin Man and the Lion. - Yes, obviously they are, you divvy, 35 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,440 but they're also not. 36 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,720 You know, like, she's going to miss the fantasy versions 37 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,120 of them forever. 38 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,960 She's going to miss people even when they're sat right in front of her. 39 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:26,240 Oh, guys, she had purpose in Oz! 40 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,320 She was a leader! 41 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,840 I mean, what even is life now? 42 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,200 - Great tunes, though. - Mm-hm. 43 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,160 - Yeah, and she was drugged while she was singing them. 44 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,200 - Oh, my God. 45 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,960 - A drugged child for our entertainment! 46 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,760 This film is a nightmare. 47 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,000 - OK, erm... 48 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,360 Game time. 49 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,720 - Yeah, game time. 50 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:42,720 PHONE ALERT 51 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,440 No phones in Film Club, Katie! 52 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,040 - Right, game on. We've got this. - No pressure! 53 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,240 - So... 54 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:12,120 FRANTIC MUSIC 55 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,160 - Oh, shit. 56 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,040 Babe? - Yeah? 57 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,280 - How long have you been up? 58 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,360 - Only a couple of hours. 59 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:02,560 - Oh, this is... 60 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,800 Wow. 61 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,040 Really. Wow. 62 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,320 - God, no, it's not finished yet. 63 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,080 - Is it not? 64 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:08,080 - PHONE RINGS 65 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,560 Oh... 66 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:10,920 I've got to take this. 67 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:13,360 Hey, Noa. How's Bristol? - OK. 68 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,240 - So...what do you think of Malc's new wheels? 69 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,400 - Smart. 70 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,560 - What is it this week? 71 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,040 - Wizard Of Oz. 72 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,560 Big yellow road right up the garden. 73 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:28,240 I said it should be garage only, but Mum said to respect her an artist. 74 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,360 - Doesn't your mum ever take a break? 75 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,800 - Breaks aren't really her thing. 76 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,800 - You know, like a bit of release. 77 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,400 - Release isn't her thing either. 78 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,000 I reckon she could do with a night off, though. 79 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 - Well, obviously the suit, Noa. 80 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,160 - For a meet and greet? They said smart casual. 81 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,280 - Yeah. Smart casual for lawyers, which is a suit. 82 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,200 Andrew Beckett and Joe Miller - suits. 83 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,960 Atticus Finch - suit. 84 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,200 - Er, Erin Brockovich. 85 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,200 - Yeah. She's the exception, not the rule. 86 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,520 - I don't know if you're right about this one, Eves. 87 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,240 - Of course I'm right, Noa. 88 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,360 It's implicit. 89 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,440 What else you going to wear - jeans and trainers? 90 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,720 You're not some tech guy who designed an app and lives 91 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,840 in the Californian desert in a house that's powered by the sun. 92 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,960 - What? 93 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,840 - You're a barrister in Bristol. 94 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,040 - I'm the Barrister of Bristol. 95 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,480 - The Barrister of Bristol and his brilliant blunder. 96 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,440 - I cannot substantiate those claims. 97 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:16,320 I can neither confirm nor deny the reports. 98 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,680 - Any comment on the outcome? - How did you win the case? 99 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,000 - AS ELLE WOODS: - What, like it's hard? 100 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:23,720 I'm going to go suit no tie. 101 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,840 - No, don't be so aloof! 102 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,960 - How is that aloof? 103 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,480 - Well, how are they going to know you care if you don't show 'em? 104 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,240 You've got to meet, you've got to greet. 105 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,960 - I can care without a tie on. 106 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,160 - Aloof. 107 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,480 - I care too much, Eves. That's my problem. 108 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,120 Eves? 109 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,280 - Yeah? 110 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,640 - Is it weird that I feel...homesick? 111 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,440 - Wow. 112 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,360 - Evie? 113 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,480 - You just chose the wrong hotel, Noa. 114 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,960 You'll be back in your own bed tonight. 115 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,560 Ooh, it's going to be so fun. 116 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,720 Dom, your phantom flatmate, is coming. 117 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,640 - Listen, don't start without me, OK? 118 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,680 - Joshy! 119 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,160 - Oh. Yeah, coming! 120 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,320 - I've got it on! 121 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,800 - No, you'll have plenty of time. 122 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,680 - Have you ever done a Cacao ritual? - Ca... What? Say that again. 123 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:17,800 - Cacao chocolate. 124 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,880 - Oh, like just chocolate? - Shit... 125 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,560 - Tea's getting cold, babe. 126 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,680 - Oh. Yum. 127 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:23,880 Thanks, Mum. 128 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,680 - Well, that's doing her no favours. 129 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,520 - Nah, she needs a chunky belt. 130 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:28,720 - Do you think? - Mm. 131 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,040 - What do you think, babe? 132 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,000 - Yeah, chunky belt, chunky belt. 133 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,800 - You are so right. She needs a chunky belt. 134 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,640 That's what my outfit for tonight's missing. 135 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:36,800 - Tonight, Suzo? 136 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,600 - Mumma is hitting the tiles tonight. 137 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:42,960 - Oh... - You know Steph with the lovely smile and the dog that... 138 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,640 You see her in the corner shop sometimes. - Oh, yeah, mm-hm. 139 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,520 - Well, she just text me. Do I fancy a girl's night out? 140 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,240 But she must get lonely. 141 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,640 She's got no kids. - Mm. 142 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,640 - Nothing that a chin wag and a 'seccy won't sort. 143 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,600 - Go on, Suzo, paint it red. 144 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,800 - VOICE MESSAGE: - Evie, it's Flo. 145 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,280 I know you're, er, housebound or whatever, 146 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,760 but there's another parcel here for you, 147 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,920 so can you come collect it, please? 148 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,840 It's, er... - Right. - ..taking up a lot of space. 149 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,040 Thanks. 150 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,680 - WIND HOWLS 151 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,440 - I like a short sleeve... - I just need to chunk me outfit up. 152 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,760 - Always chunk it up, Suz. 153 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:49,800 - SHE LAUGHS 154 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,080 Iz, can you do me a favour? 155 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,880 - Jesus, Eves! Can you knock? 156 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,000 - I got something delivered to my flat by mistake again. 157 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,040 - What is it? 158 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,120 - A self-assembly rainbow. 159 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,120 - Fuck's sake! - For the Wizard Of Oz. 160 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,280 - Does that mean you'll be ranting all night about the mistreatment 161 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,040 of Julie Garland again? 162 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,560 - Judy! 163 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:05,800 And it's tragic, Isobel. 164 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,000 - Yeah, I know it's tragic, Eves. I just can't hear it again. 165 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,200 - I mean, she was on the floor, run ragged. 166 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,320 And no-one noticed. 167 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:13,680 - So why did you choose the film? 168 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,040 - I need the rainbow. 169 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,040 Mum's belt shopping. 170 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,480 She's out tonight, thank God. 171 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,160 I can't have a repeat of speech-gate. 172 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,920 - Surely Noa's used to it by now. 173 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:26,720 - It's not just Noa coming. 174 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,800 The whole gang's back together. 175 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,040 - I thought you'd want it to just be the two of you. 176 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,480 - Why? 177 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,040 It's heavy. 178 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,560 - Him leaving? 179 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,360 - No, the rainbow. 180 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,000 WHISK SCRAPES BOWL 181 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,760 - Right, which one should I...? 182 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,800 - Yeah, chunky belt. Chunky belt. 183 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,720 - Fucking hell. 184 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,840 I've already made your snacks, babe, they're in the fridge. 185 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,840 - Just got to do this one thing for Noa. 186 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:59,720 - OK, well, I guess I can let the kitchen rule slide. 187 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,360 I want you to feel at home, babe. 188 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,920 Not like you'll be here forever, but while you are... 189 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,880 - This is home, Mumma. 190 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,200 - You must miss your little flat. 191 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,920 - No, not really. 192 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,120 - Really? 193 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,760 - AS DOROTHY: If I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, 194 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,280 I won't look any further than my own back yard. 195 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,160 The way they treated her, Mum. I mean, she wasn't... 196 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:28,800 - Let's not do that. 197 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,240 I admire your passion, babe, but... 198 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,160 - WHISK SCRAPES 199 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,480 - Uh, bu-bu-bu... 200 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:37,720 Gently. 201 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,840 - INDISTINCT CHATTER 202 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:09,480 - Glad to have you joining us, Noa. 203 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,200 Heard great things. 204 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,480 - Yeah? 205 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,080 Yeah - me, too. 206 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,120 - Ah... - Me, too. 207 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,520 As in, uh, thanks. 208 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,120 I really... OK. 209 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,240 - That's a squash man's arm if I've ever seen one. 210 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,520 - Eh? 211 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,520 - Well, you play, don't you, mate? 212 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,200 - Yeah. - Nice. - Yeah, I... 213 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,040 ..dabble. - Yeah, I knew it. 214 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,480 Shall we say, uh, Friday morns? 215 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:38,760 Shake off thirsty Thursday? 216 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,840 - Su... Yeah, sure. 217 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:42,880 - Perfect. Good man. I'm holding you to that, Noa. 218 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,720 Nice suit, by the way. - Thanks. 219 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,240 - Noa Ameen? 220 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,000 - I know, yeah, I know. - Do you? 221 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,520 Do you? Do you No-a A-meen? 222 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,400 - Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Yep. 223 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,600 - Yeah... 224 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:56,960 - Uh, what's your name? 225 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,880 - That's a squash man's arm if ever I've seen one. 226 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,640 - Yeah, it is, yeah. 227 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,240 No, I play county. 228 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,280 - I mean, why the fuck is this necessary? 229 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,120 - Ours is not to reason why, Iz. 230 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,960 - These next few weeks are going to be intense. 231 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,440 She'll want to go out with a bang. - Out with a bang? 232 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,720 - Her weird mate's leaving. 233 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,840 - Yeah, but anyone can watch films, can't they? 234 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,640 - Nah, they started it together - they'll end it together. 235 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:19,480 - Yeah, your mum's right, that does sound a bit culty. 236 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,680 Oh, right, thinking, battle plan... 237 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,040 ..kill her with kindness. 238 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,000 - You know, it's really starting to feel like home now, so... 239 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,240 - Right. 240 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,840 - Thank you so much for your patience, Flo. 241 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,520 You're an absolute leg end, mate. 242 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:36,520 - The landlord said it would technically just be easier 243 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,640 to evict her. - She's coming back. 244 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,440 - OK... When? - I don't know. But she will. 245 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:45,360 - He let her sublet as a favour, because she... 246 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,640 You know... - What? 247 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:50,480 - Had a...you know... 248 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,920 - A what? 249 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,880 - SHE IMITATES EXPLOSION 250 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,160 - Wow. 251 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,200 Well, you should be thankful that you found the one landlord 252 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,360 that cares about human life, shouldn't you? 253 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,760 - Oh... No, he believes in ghosts. 254 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,920 He just doesn't want her haunting him if she... 255 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,680 ..you know... 256 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,960 - You're a bit of a dick, aren't you, Flo? 257 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:12,600 - Yeah. 258 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:18,360 LAPTOP: - Experiences of being in a cult vary... 259 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,600 - I'm not bloody watching it, Isobel. 260 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,920 - What? 261 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,560 - Oh, come here, baby girl. 262 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,840 - You look gorgeous. 263 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:29,000 - Yeah, but I don't have to go out if I don't want to, do I? 264 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,960 - You don't have to do anything you don't want to do, Mumma. 265 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,360 - I've got a bit of a dicky tummy. 266 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,400 - Sure you're not just a bit nervy? 267 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,960 - Oh, I might be a bit nervy. 268 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,600 - Yeah, a bit butterflies? - Bit butterflies, yeah. 269 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,080 Yeah, I... I'd be less nervous if I was going on a bleeding date. 270 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,920 - Well, you are, in a way. 271 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,240 A friend date. 272 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,720 - A friend date... 273 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,040 Yeah, only that's worse, cos you can't bloody snog them 274 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,680 when it gets awkward. 275 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,800 - Don't bloody end up snogging her, Mum. 276 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:59,240 - Well, you lot can be whosits and whatsits and notsits. 277 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,400 Oh, sod it. 278 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,280 - Oh... 279 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,680 Oh, hello, Christy Turlington. 280 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:06,960 - Piss off! 281 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,960 Christy Turlington! 282 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,320 - You do! 283 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,640 - Hi, Tia. - Hi. 284 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,000 - Nice and quiet out here, isn't it? 285 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,520 - Well, it was. 286 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,520 - Sorry. Uh... 287 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,840 Yeah, I can leave you alone, if...? - No, it's OK. 288 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,560 I just can't do all the big groups and the small talk. 289 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,920 Do you want one? 290 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,520 - No, I'm good, thanks. 291 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,680 Actually, yeah, go on. 292 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,960 - A lawyer with zero conviction. 293 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,640 That's...interesting. 294 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,680 - Yeah, I know, it's... 295 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,120 It's a problem. 296 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,000 I was dreading it, to begin with. 297 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,160 But now that I'm here, I think... it's all going to be OK. 298 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,440 - Really? 299 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:14,040 My boss told me about some case in Bolton, your forensic analysis? 300 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,880 - Oh, yeah, yeah. I feel like... Elle Woods. 301 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,160 - Who? 302 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,800 - She's... It's... 303 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,640 Look, I really should be getting the next train. 304 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,080 - Already? 305 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:29,040 - Yeah. Why? Is that aloof? 306 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:32,040 - Yeah, it is a little bit aloof. 307 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,440 But I rate it. 308 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:39,320 - Yeah, well, it's... It's sort of, uh, an obligation, so... 309 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,680 - Formal. 310 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,080 - Yeah... 311 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,760 Well, it was nice to... 312 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,960 - PHONE PINGS 313 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,680 - Shit. 314 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,560 - Right, you two, behave yourselves. 315 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,000 - Oh...! 316 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Wow. Drop dead, Suz. 317 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,160 Now, did you go for the chunky belt? 318 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,880 - Does a badger shit in the woods? 319 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,680 - Are you sure it's a FANCY thing, Mum? 320 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,360 - But this isn't fancy, babe. 321 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,840 - I think she likes gardening, you could talk to her about that. 322 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,640 - I know how to make a conversation, Isobel. 323 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,720 - Yeah, the face of Christy Turlington, 324 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,960 the chat of Terry Wogan, this one. 325 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,080 LAUGHING: - Terry Wogan... 326 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,960 Don't forget your snacks. 327 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,480 Ah... 328 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,760 Ee... 329 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,160 Ooh... 330 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,320 - SUZ HUMS TUNELESSLY 331 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,040 - Oh, uh... 332 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:10,080 It's, uh... It's all quite hearty, isn't it? Rustic. 333 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,560 - I mean, we can... We can go somewhere else, if you like. 334 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,040 - No. God, no. No, I love it. 335 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,920 I'll have your driest... driest Prosecco. 336 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,800 A sweet Prosecco knocks me sick. Does it you, Steph? 337 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,960 - Well, I'll just have whatever you're having, Suz. - Oh. 338 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,680 We'll have a bottle and two thin glasses. 339 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,000 Do you have thin glasses? 340 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,160 - I think so. 341 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:35,160 - I mean, I know it's not that fancy here, but, uh... 342 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,880 ..bit of a laugh? 343 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,720 - SUZ LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY 344 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,680 - Oh, God. - I'm a karaoke fiend. 345 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,760 - He needs to sort that out. 346 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,360 It's quite hot. 347 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,880 - Not really my type, but each to their own. 348 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,240 - No, no. God, I meant... 349 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,520 - No, I know what you meant. 350 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:56,840 - THEY LAUGH 351 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,640 - I mean, to be fair, I haven't seen anyone's bum but my own 352 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,920 for quite a while, so maybe I am getting a bit flustered. 353 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:06,520 - Well, I'm sure every fella round town would show you their bum, Suz. 354 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,240 - Steph! 355 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,920 - Oh, no, no, no. 356 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,280 I can't talk right now. 357 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,320 You know I can't. I'll call you back later, all right? 358 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,720 Thank you. Love you. Bye. 359 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,680 Oh... 360 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,000 Evie, this is so cute! 361 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,880 - Kam, you look amazing. 362 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,240 - I can't believe I'm here before Noa. 363 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,920 Also, Samantha's going to know there's hardly any alcohol in this. 364 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,280 - Yeah, well, we can't have her going all Elizabeth Taylor again. 365 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,600 - Why not? She devours. 366 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,000 - Of course she devours, Kam, but it's not healthy. 367 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,520 DOOR OPENS 368 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,720 - Oh, darling, you've gone. 369 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,280 - Sammy! 370 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,160 - Oh, look at you. 371 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,640 Is it scurvy? 372 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,400 This fucking house... 373 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,720 The gooch of Greater Manchester. 374 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,760 Can't believe Noa takes this trek every Friday. 375 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,280 - Hi! 376 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,800 How did you get here? 377 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,360 - Train, tram, bus. It was fucking endless. 378 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,320 - Oh, in the future, Kam can give you a lift. 379 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,680 - Oh, can he? 380 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,280 - The future, darling? 381 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,480 There isn't one. Noa's fucking off. 382 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,920 Packing his knapsack and heading west. 383 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,200 Is it west? - I think the main thing is that it's far. 384 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,240 - Well, if film club's over, why have we got a new member coming? 385 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,760 - Ahem. 386 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,080 Well, this is terrific. 387 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,720 - Phantom flatmate. 388 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,320 - Dominic, you look amazing. 389 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,640 Thank you so much for making the effort. 390 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,640 - And thank you for your, uh, quite comprehensive email on the rules. 391 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,040 - You've printed it? 392 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,560 - Well, the rules make it fun. So, you'll be familiar... 393 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,680 ..no phones in film club. 394 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,120 - I'm so sorry. I...I am a doctor, I do kind of NEED my phone. 395 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,680 - OK. Kam? 396 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,240 - Eves, I don't think I can, either. 397 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,720 Nephews. 398 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,720 - The nephews, the nephews, yeah. Sammy? 399 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,800 - No can do, darling. - Why? 400 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,200 - Because I don't want to. 401 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,720 - Come on, guys. 402 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,840 We're glued to them. It's an epidemic. 403 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:04,360 I'm offering you the chance to escape here. Why don't you take it? 404 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,240 - No. 405 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,600 - Oh, fine. 406 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,680 Game time! - Ooh! 407 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,320 - And where the fuck is the boy? 408 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,000 - Yeah, he's never usually late. 409 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,440 - Yeah, I'll... 410 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:19,640 The snow used in the film was actually asbestos - true or false? 411 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,080 NOA: - Evie, it's me. 412 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:24,320 Erm, the trains are cancelled, there's some incident on the line... 413 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,000 Fuck. 414 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,600 - INDISTINCT CHATTER 415 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,240 OK. 416 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,680 - That's the last time anything was this late, it was my period, 417 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,160 and I had to have an abortion. 418 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,840 - He'll be here. 419 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,320 - Dominic... 420 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,840 ..have we necked? 421 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,280 - I don't... I don't believe so. 422 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,440 - I'm pretty sure we've necked. 423 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,960 - Samantha, you've literally never met. 424 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,360 - So why do I feel like we've necked? 425 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:07,560 - Maybe you've necked in a past life. 426 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,760 - Can everyone stop saying neck? 427 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,480 - Remember when we all used to neck? Those were the days. 428 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,120 - Evie, did...did you and Noa ever, erm...? 429 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,640 - Neck? 430 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,840 - God, no. 431 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,400 - Incest! 432 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,560 - KNOCK AT DOOR 433 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,840 Oop. Here he is! - Finally. 434 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,080 - You all right, everyone? 435 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,160 Do you... Do you mind if I join in? 436 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,720 Seems like you're a man down. 437 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,440 - I don't remember a horse in this. 438 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,360 - PASSENGERS LAUGH 439 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,760 All right, cyberman! 440 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,520 - OK, yeah, erm... 441 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,400 Sorry, has anyone got a phone charger? 442 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,120 - MOCKING: Plug it into your chest. 443 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,320 - OK. 444 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,280 Uh... "Let's keep going." 445 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,480 - Thelma & Louise. 446 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,120 Phone charger? No-one's got a phone charger? 447 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,400 - Uh... 448 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,920 "Baby fish mouth, baby fish mouth." 449 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,040 - When Harry Met Sally. 450 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,120 - Get in. 451 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,840 - Phone charger? No? OK. 452 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,480 - "Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes." 453 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,640 - Bend It Like Beckham. 454 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,760 - Yes! 455 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,120 What the fuck, Dominic? - I mean, I surprised myself there. 456 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,920 - Wow. Great work. 15! 457 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,120 - Any news on Noa? 458 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,600 - OK...baby. 459 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,960 We are very far behind now, but come on! 460 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,960 - Yeah, we got it this time, pooch. - Yep. - I've got it. 461 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,560 - Okey dokey. 462 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,680 - Go! 463 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,960 - "This is important to me!" 464 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,200 - Broadcast News! 465 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,680 - Oh... Wrong team, Samantha. 466 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:34,920 - Oh, whatever. 467 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,120 - Great. 468 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,920 "Run...mm-mm... Run!" 469 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,960 - Yeah? Yeah, go on, keep going. 470 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,600 - "Run...mm-mm... Run!" 471 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,400 - "Run!" Erm... 472 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,600 Erm... Run... 473 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,000 Run? Run Rabbit Run? 474 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,560 No? Uh, Chicken Run? 475 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:49,920 Chicken Run. - Tom Hanks! 476 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,400 - Tom Hanks? Oh, Top Gun. Top Gun. 477 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,680 - Tom HANKS! 478 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,040 - Tom... Oh, fuck, yeah, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks... 479 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,200 Oh, fucking hell, Tom Hanks... - OK. No way in hell. 480 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,440 OK. Oh, right, OK. 481 00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,800 Film about a big shark. 482 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,280 - Shark Night! 483 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,520 No? Shark... Shark... 484 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:03,680 Oh, Sharkboy And Lavagirl! 485 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,400 No? Shark Night 3D? 486 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,880 What you...? 487 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,120 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what you doing? 488 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,600 - What's this? - Are you OK? - What's that? 489 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,520 - Your... What...? Your face? 490 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,680 Your face... 491 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,040 Face...face... 492 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,440 Face...Off! Face/Off! 493 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,600 - Are you doing this on purpose? 494 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,280 Unbelievably famous film about a shark! 495 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:18,280 BELL RINGS 496 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,920 - Oh! Time's up! 497 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,200 - Ah... 498 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,800 Ah, well. 499 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,440 Just a game, innit? 500 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,360 How about a sweet treat? 501 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,280 Does anyone want some heart cake? 502 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,160 Who doesn't love a red velly? 503 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,240 Hmm? 504 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,280 Oh, yeah, look at that. 505 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,360 There we go. 506 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,720 - I'm just relieved to say it. 507 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,200 I don't bloody like 'em. 508 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,440 I can't stand the... the dog breath. 509 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,400 Does that make me some kind of evil witch? 510 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,160 - You do get used to it, Suz. 511 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,520 - No, count me out. 512 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,080 - You see, I never wanted kids. 513 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,800 Animals only. - Oh, you see, I do find that weird. 514 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,440 - Yeah, I'm just too selfish, but, you know, I accept that. 515 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,880 - No! Don't do yourself down, babe. 516 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,280 I'm sure you don't jump for joy at the idea of picking up 517 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,760 Malcolm's shite, but you do it cos you love him. 518 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,200 - That is true! 519 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,560 I mean you had your kids early, didn't you? 520 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:23,920 I mean, I just, you know, 521 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,000 I hated the idea of my life not being my own. 522 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,080 - No! It's the opposite. 523 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,280 Oh, they give you life, Steph. 524 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,760 They ARE life. 525 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,040 - You see? 526 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,600 I am the evil witch. 527 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,880 Hey, I bet your Izzie was always asking for a pet. 528 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,640 - My Izzie? - Yeah. 529 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,200 Yeah, I mean, she's got a natural talent there. 530 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,680 - Oh, I didn't know you two... 531 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,400 - Oh, I see her out with the dogs. - Oh, right, well... 532 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:52,520 Yeah, well, she had lots of love and adoration from me to make up for it. 533 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,880 - Yeah. Yeah, of course she did. - Plenty, plenty. 534 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:57,400 - SUZ TAPS GLASS 535 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,400 - Thick. 536 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,800 Oh, you've got a nice smile, haven't you, Steph? 537 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,960 - Aw! Well, that's kind. 538 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,000 - You know, come to think of it, she did have a hamster at one point, 539 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,920 but her dad... 540 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,320 Well, there was a disaster, so I didn't like to see her like that. 541 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,680 - Hmm. 542 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,320 What, did he forget to lock the hutch? 543 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,160 - I don't want to talk about it, actually. 544 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,280 - Yeah, no, of course. 545 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,680 - I heard him and his mates downstairs at 4:00 in the morning. 546 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,400 And I knew. I thought, they're going to open that bleeding cage 547 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,200 and do something daft. 548 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,760 But, you know, you couldn't approach him when he was in a certain... 549 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,040 ..frame of mind. 550 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,800 But our Izzie never knew. 551 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,480 No. Evie made up a story, you know, to protect her, 552 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,000 and wrote to her as the hamster for years. 553 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,240 Like, "Dear Izzie, I miss you lots, but the cabbages here are lovely." 554 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,720 - Aw! - Oh, bless her cottons. 555 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,400 - Oh, you three ladies have really stuck together, haven't you, 556 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,360 through the tough times? 557 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:57,160 Oh, bless you gorgeous girlies. 558 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,360 - So, how are your...plants, then, Steph? 559 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,000 - Oh, erm... 560 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,480 It's actually been a bit quite a tricky... 561 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,280 - Sorry. How do you know about all of that? 562 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,800 - All of what? 563 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,360 - The "tough times". 564 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,440 - Well, your Izzie, she comes past mine, doesn't she? 565 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,520 - Oh, I didn't know that you... 566 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,560 - She walks Malc and, you know, we have the occasional chat. 567 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:18,960 - That you were... 568 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,480 - Yeah, but she said you didn't have it easy, did you? 569 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,480 - Well, no. But I wasn't throwing the father of my children out the door 570 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,080 singing "celebrate good times, come on". - No, of course not. 571 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,880 - Just, when you find out you're living with an animal... 572 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,000 Anyway... 573 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,680 Enough of that. 574 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,200 - THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY 575 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,720 - So... 576 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,440 What song are you going to sing us tonight, then, mate? 577 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,920 - It really is sweltering in here. 578 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,640 - I mean, you're a bit of a Barbra Streisand, aren't you? 579 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,520 - Oh, you REALLY know a lot about me, don't you, Steph? 580 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,760 - Well, no. It's just that... - Yeah, Isobel, Malcolm. 581 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,280 Yep, yep, yep. 582 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,520 It's a shame this was the only table. 583 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,040 I feel like I'm in a bleeding fishbowl. 584 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,720 - You all right, Suz? - Yeah. 585 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,920 You know, actually, that's fuckin' awful. 586 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,640 Oh, shit! - Bloody hell, Suz. Are you all right? 587 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,320 - Oh, bloody hell. Jesus... 588 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,360 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm... 589 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,800 Yeah, just going to... Yeah. 590 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,720 - MOVIE PLAYS 591 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,400 DOOR OPENS 592 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,640 - Phew. - Phew. 593 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,840 - How was it, mate? 594 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,200 - Sh! Silly boy. 595 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,000 - My apologies. 596 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,040 - NOA MOUTHS 597 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,800 - Asking me all these personal questions. 598 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,440 I mean, what does she want from me, blood and guts? 599 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,160 - Oh, I'm sorry, Suzo. - Fucking invasive is what she is. 600 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,120 - Well, I think our kid just wanted to give you, like, a simple 601 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,960 nice time, you know? 602 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,280 - You what? 603 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,040 Our Isobel set this up? 604 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,240 - Uh... 605 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,600 Well... Well, yeah... 606 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,080 I think that she just thought that, like, you'd get on. 607 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,920 - I'm not care in the community. 608 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,360 - Well.... 609 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:46,600 No, I don't think... 610 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,360 - What the fuck are you wearing, Josh? 611 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,840 - Oh, don't ask. 612 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,120 Don't ask. 613 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,360 - PHONE BUZZES 614 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:58,480 - Oh! 615 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,440 - Ooh, we're getting you home, babe, is what we're doing. 616 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,600 - Was this always yellow, this path? 617 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,160 - Yes, my love, it was always yellow. - Oh. 618 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,680 - Let's get you home. 619 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,080 - BICYCLE SQUEAKS 620 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,440 DOOR OPENS 621 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,000 - Oh! Good night? 622 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,400 - Really good. 623 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,960 You? 624 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,000 - Yeah, really good. 625 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,240 - SUZ INHALES DEEPLY 626 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,280 - Oh... 627 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,040 I wish I could have you back as babies sometimes... 628 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,800 ..just for one day. 44211

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