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PREVIOUSLY

-José Antonio, no? -Uh, hmm.

Marchena.

-What's in there? -It's the lucky ladies, Lole and Manuel!

Marchena!

I know this season's been a bit complicated.

What the hell are you doing?

-Take that off now! -What are you doing?

This is the guy who's supposed to bring us luck?

Pretty sure it's the opposite!

Anything happens to him, you're done.

My brother hasn't been sleeping lately.

Take him back to the hotel, and see if he can get a little shut-eye.

-What do you study? -I study law.

"Reimbursing the assignee the purchase price…"

"The debtor may exercise this right within nine days

of receiving the assignee…"

Zaragoza #throughthebiggate

You better not think this was your doing.

Can someone tell me what the hell is going on?

I wanna leave. That's all.

What do you think you're here for? To run all over town, what else?

Shut the fuck up already! I'm so fucking sick of you.

-José Antonio says I'm busting his balls! -Stop, for fuck's sake!

-Take the boots off right now. -They're Lole and Manuel, Maestro.

The party's over.

An unexpected tourist has come to Benidorm,

as the city gets ready for its annual celebration

and plays host to thousands of corrida enthusiasts.

The surprise this year is that one of those visitors

is a huge bull who escaped his pen

and has been roaming about town.

Fortunately, we can now give you an update to the whereabouts

of this unlikely tourist from our correspondent.

Berta, what can you tell us?

And a big hello from the city of Benidorm, where there is a bull on the run.

Yes, you heard that right. The animal escaped overnight

and is currently the object of a city-wide mission

to locate and capture him.

You must feel at home here.

All the Spanish flags, the bull figurines.

What's wrong with the flags?

Nothing, just that's your kinda thing, isn't it?

The bracelets…

the vests.

We're in Spain, aren't we?

I mean, like…

Bullfighting is always surrounded by Spanish flags, that's all.

There's also pocket knives.

-Yeah. -"Never say a word

unless you're sure what you're going to say

is more harmonious than saying nothing."

That's an Arabic proverb.

Those are for me, thank you.

"A greatest declaration of love never spoken

is the greatest one there is."

"He who speaks the fewest words may feel the most."

Forewarned is forearmed Popular proverb

"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity."

"I am not yet sure of the former."

Gimme that.

Einstein!

-We should get going. -Ah.

Keep the change.

A day without laughter is a day wasted. Take the bull by the horns.

Open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than silence.

FATE

COLLEAGUE.

"Article 1535. When a litigated credit is sold,

the debtor shall have the right to liquidate it

by reimbursing the assignee the purchase price,

the legal costs, and…"

Sorry. I'll shut up. Sorry.

No, don't worry about it. Go on, go on.

"…the interest on the price from the day of payment…"

Say it out loud, David. Say it out loud.

"…shall be deemed litigated a credit…"

"…shall be deemed litigated…"

"…from the moment a response…" Okay.

"The debtor may exercise this right…"

"…within nine days following the receipt…"

"…following the receipt…

of the assignee's demand for payment."

Oh, shit.

Motherfucker.

-Good morning. -M… Morning, officer.

May I see your circulation permit, license, and registration?

Yes, of course.

Uh…

The permit is under my father's name,

-but I'm authorized to drive. -Hmm.

Where is this from?

-From Talavera de la Reina. -Toledo?

Yes.

That's a bit far from here, no?

Is that a problem?

Depends on where you picked up your passenger.

Uh, no, no, no, no. I'm not on duty. I mean, I have a passenger…

Hold on a minute, I need to check something.

-Is there a problem, officer? -Uh, no, not at all, Maestro.

Excellent. 'Cause we're in a bit of a rush, you know?

Of course, yes, of course. José, clear the road, let 'em through!

Please go on, you may continue.

Off you go.

So, Maestro, do you like it?

-It's very modern. -The project is very ambitious.

There's just one thing, Madam Mayor. Hmm.

Where are the bullpens here? I don't see any.

Well, it's just, this is a beach town.

Tourists look for a different kind of entertainment, you know?

Madam Mayor.

The priest clued me in. The Virgin of Suffrage.

Maestro, that bull escaped because he's scared of you.

Pedro, please.

Well, it seems the Civil Guard

has all the city entrances and exits covered.

Come here. I was just at the plaza.

Have you seen it?

How can the Maestro perform there?

It's completely run down.

Yeah, Marchena, but you've been out for a while.

Well, you know, uh, things are different now,

And we need to do a lot of gigs to cover the costs.

No bullring is too small.

What can I tell you, José Antonio?

It's an opening speech, but a short one. For the local businesses here.

Yeah, but is he going to give it?

-Who else would be speaking, my cousin? -Right.

Look, look. Did you see the group?

Fucking Paco.

He's quieter than bank teller

but goes wild in the group chat, that bastard.

I don't even have that WhatsApp thing on my phone.

Oh, you gotta get with it.

Oh, but what is it exactly?

And who's in the group?

-Everyone's in it. -Yeah.

-The world, the Virgin, uh, of, uh… -Olé! My man.

…of Suffrage.

-And that's all. -Classy.

Thank you so much.

David. You can go now.

Uh, go where?

To the hotel, to study.

Oh. But I can stick around if you want.

-What for? -Don't you have studying to do? Go.

Yeah, but I'm doing good.

I can go to the speech and then I'll leave.

You won't be missing much.

Do you want me to pick you up later, or…

You go study, we'll manage.

Do your thing. No need to explain.

-And sorry we were late. -No, it's okay.

Elbow grease.

Good afternoon, Benidorm.

How are my lovely people

in the most wonderful place in Spain doing?

Today is the start of the most important week of the year.

A full week to celebrate our traditions and our people.

I'll stop here, 'cause I'm not the one who's kicking off this festival.

Okay.

Good afternoon.

A good friend of mine, who's very wise…

always says that…

two things are infinite.

The universe…

and human stupidity, and he's not yet sure of the former.

And I tell him that he should not confuse stupidity with silence.

Because if you're not certain of what you're about to say,

the best thing is not to say anything, so they don't get you.

That's right, that's right.

That's being smart and cautious.

And as the saying goes, forewarned is forearmed.

I never heard that.

Perhaps the man who speaks diffused words…

feels the most.

But now is not the time for speeches, it's the holiday festival.

So, live feely, and do it smiling, have fun,

because a day without laughter is a day wasted. Yeah.

Long live the Virgin of Suffrage!

Thank you.

Beautiful speech.

-What a man. -That's my brother.

He did great.

Well said. Bravo, Maestro. Bravo.

-Thank you. Thank you so much. -Bravo.

Hey. Uh… Hi, ladies…

-And now I have to-- Thanks. Thanks. -Exactly. That's right.

Here we go.

Yeah, I'm calling about the apartment. Yes, the… the studio.

Yeah, it's just I haven't been…

I haven't been… Yeah.

I'll call tomorrow. Okay. Yeah. Yep. Thanks.

Hello.

Good evening, colleague. Is it yours?

-Well, it's my father's, but yeah. -From where?

From Talavera. Talavera de la Reina.

You're far away from home, no?

-I'm off duty, okay? -What are you doing here?

Well, I'm here driving a group around for the holiday.

-And you're leaving now. -No, no.

Such a shame you can't stay.

-No, no, no, no. -You mean you're not leaving?

Um, well, I'm not working. I'm not picking up rides here or anything.

I see. You came to drive a group, right?

Yeah, I just told you this. And I'm gonna grab a drink.

Nice to meet you.

Well, I can join you, if you want.

I could use a drink.

Hey, we're both drivers.

Right, no, um, excuse me. I'm…

I'm gonna get a sandwich and I'm gonna stay put,

-I'm too tired to go. But, well… -Right.

You must be tired after that very long trip.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Nice to meet you. Good night.

Weirdo.

Maybe later.

♪ Wake up, my love, wake up ♪

♪ See that it's already dawn ♪

♪ The little birds are already singing ♪

♪ The moon has already set ♪

♪ How beautiful is the morning ♪

♪ In which I come to greet you ♪

Additional national police units

"Still loose in the city"

have joined the search for the bull that escaped his bullpen late last night.

Citizens are being asked to cooperate by calling immediately if they see him.

Vicente, has anyone come up with any leads

besides the rumor that the bull has been seen here?

Well, I mean, I've seen signs.

VICENTE PERIS PLOUGHMAN

There are tracks everywhere, and the grass over here looks trampled.

As if the bull had spent the night around the ranch.

So, he can't be very far.

We're being careful, staying alert,

'cause as you can see, the trees are pretty small.

TONI PERIS PLOUGHMAN

If the bull turns up, we don't have anywhere to climb, to hide.

In the '70s,

there were always bulls roaming free around here.

I mean, everywhere.

It was almost impossible not to bump into one, I tell ya.

Well, fighting one is not the same, huh, Luis?

I know, I know, I'll let others handle that.

Are you a cyclist?

-No. -Because you're not from around here.

No.

No, you look more like a tourist to me.

A tourist?

-Yeah. Yeah. -And why is that?

T-shirt gives you away.

-Oh, yeah. I guess so. -Yeah, I know. Are you here alone?

-No. With some buddies. -And from where?

Interview's over, all right? Okay, Luis?

-Here you go -Thanks.

And…

do you like Benidorm?

Hmm?

Uh…

Well, I do, yeah.

Happy to hear. Five-twenty.

Yeah.

Here.

All set.

Muchas gracias.

-Well, thank you. -No problem.

Bye.

Ciao!

Ciao.

What's up, bro. Hey, where are you from?

Talavera.

And where's that?

Toledo.

A bit far, don't you think?

Look, this is where my colleagues and I park, you get me?

Oh, I had no… no… no idea. I'm sorry.

Right. Since you're not from here.

You waiting for someone, or what?

Yeah, but they're not from here. It's a… a private job.

-Well, hello! -Private?

Hello.

How was dinner at the hotel?

-How-- -That's a nice T-shirt.

Mm.

I'm, uh, I'm… I'm gonna move and leave you guys the spot, okay?

Yeah?

This taxi isn't yours.

No, no-- It's not mine, it's my father's, but I'm authorized.

-It's not his taxi, hear that? -Hmm.

I'm gonna… I'm gonna leave you the spot, I'll leave and I'm…

and I'm sorry, I didn't know I wasn't supposed to park here.

Hmm. Yeah.

Anyways, my passengers are about to come out…

Right, the people you brought here.

-Exactly, yeah. -Hmm.

I'm… I'm leaving.

I'm leaving. I nee… I need to go.

Olé! Maestro, olé! Long live the Virgin of Suffrage and bullfighting!

-Marchena! -Through the big gate once again!

Marchena! Marchena!

Look at this taxi, are you free? Can you give us a ride?

Follow that bullfighter.

Señora, signed by the Maestro. Free of charge, it's a gift.

Cool, huh? You want one, kid? Catch that.

They almost killed you, huh?

"Article 1535, when a litigated credit is sold,

the debtor shall have the right to liquidate it

by reimbursing the assignee the purchase price,

the legal costs, and the interest on the price from the date of payment!"

"A credit shall be deemed litigated

from the moment a response to the lawsuit concerning it his filed!"

"The debtor…"

-Marchena, what are you doing here? -Shut up.

-What is it? -He's saying very strange things.

"The debtor may exercise this right within nine days

of receiving the assignee's demand for payment,

ex… excluded from the provisions set forth in the proceeding article,

-or assignments or sales made…" -Be quiet.

"…firstly, to a co-heir or co-owner of the transferred right,

second, to a creditor who has payment over their credit!"

-Siu! -Bravo!

Bravo, José Antonio! Well done!

-That's it! -What's going on here?

Why are you clapping?

Come on. Let's go eat, I'm starving.

-Let's go. -Hey!

-Yeah, yeah, I got it. -Yeah. And where's the other one?

-Hey. Did you get to study? -Yeah, I did. I studied, yeah.

What's up? Where are you going?

-To town. -Want a ride?

No, no, it's fine, kid. It's in the neighborhood, really close.

Okay. Send me a pin. Maybe I'll join.

Oh, and add me in the group, Jero.

-The texting… -Leaving already?

Uh… yeah, we're just gonna grab a bite, like I told you.

-He's not going? -Hmm.

He needs to rest. And you, elbow grease.

-Hmm. -Learn that paralegal, man…

Have fun.

Hmm.

Well, so…

So, nothing.

SPECIALIZING IN TAPAS AND SQUID SANDWICHES MEGA GRILLED MEAT

♪ Can you feel it? ♪

♪ Can you feel it? ♪

-Hey. -Oh, hi.

What's up? How was the sandwich?

It was really good.

-I'm glad. -Thanks.

Hey, where are your friends?

Uh… around. They're…

They ditched you?

-Yeah, it's just that… -Hmm.

Well, they're…

Never mind, they'll be here.

-They're bullfighters. -Bullfighters?

-Imagine? Me with them? -I was, like--

I can't picture that, you don't…

…look much like a bullfighter.

Yeah, well, you don't look like you work in a bar,

and, like, put up with lots of sketchy parties.

-And why's that? -Well, you're just sort of…

…like, fancy, you know.

-Okay, well, thanks. -Yeah.

-Uh, so. -It's a uniform. We're in a band.

-And what do you play? -The trumpet.

-I'm María. Nice to meet you. -David.

-Pleasure. -Hmm.

So, uh, and what you doing? I mean, around here.

-You mean, in town? -Yeah.

Like, right now.

Whoo!

ENTRANCE

Yahoo!

SUPER KANGAROO

All right, bullfighter.

-What? -Look what I brought you.

-What? What's that? -Open your mouth.

Ah. No, no, no, no.

-I don't do drugs. -Open your mou-- Open your mouth!

Open your mouth. Goddamn it.

This is gross!

This tastes amazing.

-All right, let's go! Come on! -Where?

To do some shots.

I'm keeping this, okay?

-Who is this guy? -Hey!

-He's not from here, is he? -Does he look like he is?

His name is David, and he drives bullfighters.

-Nice to meet you! -What? S… Seriously?

-Yep. -Olé!

I too would love to be a bullfighter.

All right!

Cheers!

Eye contact, or no sex.

-Whoa! -Whoo!

I had so many dreams. But you just grow up so fast, you know what I mean?

Come on!

Whoo!

-Yeah! -Whoo!

Hi! Hi!

-María, do you know her? -Which one?

-That one. -Oh, my mother?

-Huh? -And my boyfriend. Babe!

-Look. This is David. -What's up? Hey, my colleagues?

-Who said we were colleagues? -This guy is a dickhead.

What?

-I said, "Are you a dickhead?" -No. No, no. Why?

What are you doing?

Run, bullfighter!

Hey!

Hey! You!

Where are you going?

Why are you running?

Give me a smoke, man. And a light.

Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

SANTANDER STREET VICENTE LLORCA AVENUE

WhatsApp Ramón has added you to the chat "MAESTRO".

David.

-Hey, man! -I see you went out.

-Uh, you too, right? -And where would I go, kid?

-No? -No.

I was just in front of a bull.

It was incredible.

-Sure, sure, sure. -I'm being serious.

Yeah, yeah. Listen, David, I wanna ask you a favor.

Anything. I mean, I was in a…

I just outran this whole group of people, and then I saw this big, black bull…

"Article 85 of the Spanish Civil Code."

"The bond of marriage is dissolved by death."

"The effective cessation of marital cohabitation

for a continuous period of at least one year

following the filing of a petition of separation,

either jointly by both parties

or separately with the consent of the other,

may constitute grounds for dissolution

provided that the petition is filed after one year has elapsed

since the date of marriage."

Don't stop, don't stop, go on.

Hmm.

"In addition, personality rights and strictly personal rights

are extinguished as established in Article 32 of the Civil Code,

which authorizes judicial limitation of an individual…"

All scenes involving animals were staged and filmed per welfare guidelines.