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Wow. Human Christmas is so different
from Transylvania's winter solstice.
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There are no toes in your mistletoe.
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Silly us.
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Come on, it's Secret Santa time. Now
remember, the most important rule is to
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keep your person a secret until the big
gift exchange.
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Relax, Sophie. I'm a grade -A secret
keeper.
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I find out you're a vampire within two
days of knowing you.
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Okay, C+.
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Over here. Sophie.
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You invited Britain to Secret Santa.
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I did.
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This is my first human Christmas, and I
want to do it right.
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Isn't the holiday spirit about including
everyone, even your frenemies?
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Yeah, I guess.
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I'll try and have goodwill toward men
and divas.
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Hey, guys. Ready for Secret Santa?
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Do we have to draw names? I've already
given you the gift of my attendance.
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Whoa, Brittany, your pitch pipe's had a
glow -up. Can I see?
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Careful. That's my lucky Christmas pitch
pipe.
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I've landed the lead in every holiday
show thanks to it.
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I got it from my third cousin, Mariah
Carey, queen of Christmas.
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Heard of her?
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My third cousin is Marie Antoinette's
actual queen.
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Heard of her?
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Okay, if we're done dropping names,
let's get to drawing them.
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Well,
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Dean
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Merriweather
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isn't just a Wilson Hall alum.
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She was a spotlight, too.
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Once a sister, always a sister.
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They answered my question.
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But now I have more.
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Dean announcement.
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Our annual holiday pageant for the town
is this Friday. And as usual, due to so
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many talented performers at Wilson Hall,
our first years will perform the iconic
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role of stagehand.
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What? But what about exceptional first
year spotlights?
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Like me.
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Sorry, sis. Maybe next year.
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Gatekeeper's gotta gatekeep.
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And remember, dear, there are no small
parts, only small actors.
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And even smaller extracurricular
budgets.
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Oh, okay.
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We're going now. We're going now. We're
going.
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You said she needed help with your
secret Santa gift?
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Yes. I know I can't tell you who it is.
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But she's a DJ.
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She lives with the... And her name
rhymes with... Sophie.
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Wow. I think I might know who you're
talking about.
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What's the problem?
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We both picked each other's name. And I
need to get her a great gift. Because
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three months ago, I mentioned that I
wanted these. And she remembered.
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Demi, that's breaking the rules of
Secret Santa.
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And my common courtesy.
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What is it?
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Cargo pants.
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Sorry, did you say cargo pants?
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Elijah, they're utility and beauty woven
together in one garment.
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Each pocket, a possibility.
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Cargo pants aren't just a gift. They're
a way of life.
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Uh, fine.
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I'll help you.
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But first, we got to get you out of this
attic and touch some grass.
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Let's go.
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me work some holiday magic.
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Greetings of the darkest season, Megan.
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I have a request.
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I got Brittany for Secret Santa.
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It's supposed to be a secret.
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And I'd be forever grateful if you would
let her join your pageant finale.
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After all, she is a spotlight.
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And isn't this time of year about doing
nice things for others?
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this time of year about cashing in
brownie points so you can get nice gifts
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Santa?
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Hmm.
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I have been pretty naughty this year.
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Brittany, get over here.
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Yes, Megan?
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Prove you can pick up the background
choreo and you can be in the finale.
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Really? Yes.
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Hurry up and get ready.
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Oh, you don't have to get ready when you
were.
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Thank you, Megan.
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I didn't do it for you.
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You did it for Santa.
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Frosty to Rudolph.
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My secret Santa mission is working.
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Over.
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Rudolph to Frosty. It's a Christmas
miracle.
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Over. You guys are like two feet apart
from each other.
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stuff is a lot of work.
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Hey, Brittany.
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So, should we get back on the sleigh?
No.
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I can't do the performance without my
lucky pitch pipe.
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Once I lost it for my third grade
holiday concert.
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Then I threw up on stage.
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Jingle bells, Brittany smells.
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At least you're not being dramatic about
it.
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Why don't we just do a little... warm
-up to prove you're ready to get back
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there.
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D 'oh!
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D 'oh!
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Rudolph, red note alert.
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D .Va down.
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I repeat, D .Va is down.
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I'm your secret Santa.
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You're supposed to keep that a secret.
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Now that's been taken from me, too.
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Where will it end?
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Brittany, get back here!
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You left me no choice.
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Brittany, look at me.
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You will get on stage and perform with
the confidence of the star you are.
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Yes, I'm a star.
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Who got this, Brittany?
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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How did they fix her so fast?
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You know, just a little mind control.
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Ah, yes, that always works out well for
you.
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What is he doing?
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Uh, eating the stars.
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for the sake of the show and the
insurance policy that I did not pay for?
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Sarah, I tried.
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Thank you, Sister Dean!
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Y 'all are at a ten and I need you at a
two!
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Maybe
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it's
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time to just get Brittany a gift card.
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I can't give up.
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Not on Britney and not on Christmas.
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I have to get her back into that
pageant.
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But we may need to bring in some
professional help.
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Santa? No. You want toys or you want
solutions?
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I'm talking about Krampus.
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Who's Krampus?
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You have Santa.
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We have a delightful monster from the
South Pole who answers vampires'
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requests.
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has cursed you with many earthworms
under your pillow.
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I need your help.
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You see, I'm Britney's secret Santa.
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Is it, Secret B? Is it?
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I can't believe Sophie wouldn't spill
one thing she wants for Christmas,
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world peace.
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I know!
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Like, we have time for that!
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I have no choice but to go to the
Hereafter and ask her grandma what to
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Hold my hat.
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Demi, Demi, Demi!
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It's Sophie's grandma instead of lies.
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We can just call her.
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DJ Blue Hair? You look just like Sophie.
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You mean she looks just like me.
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What can I do for you kids?
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We need help coming up with a secret
Santa gift for Sophie. She's always so
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at giving gifts.
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Because she listens.
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I remember the Christmas when she was
eight.
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Or was she nine?
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Anywho. This is a really interesting
story, Miss Blue Hair, but we're not...
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The first one?
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Then stop interrupting and listen.
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Yes, DJ man.
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Enjoy the show.
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Brittany, I'm really sorry you got stuck
here. Let me help you. A mother always
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says, a bloody burden halved is a bloody
burden shared.
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Is your mother well?
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pre -show warm -up, but no one has
returned.
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Oh, send the town folk home. Turn off
the lights. It's over.
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Christmas is canceled.
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Well, at least you're not being dramatic
about it.
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You know, the first years could stall
the crowd until the performers get back.
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And if it comes to it, Britney knows
Spotlight's big finale.
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Oh, that's a wonderful idea.
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You get those first years on that stage,
and Britney, you're getting a second
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chance. Christmas!
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enough to challenge Sabrina Carpenter to
a thing -off.
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She did, and she won.
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I guess I can try.
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But keep this handy.
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To get Britney in the show, he got the
other performers out.
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I knew he wasn't delightful.
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What's he going to do to them? Nothing
if he had a big lunch.
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I better go.
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Here, take Britney's bucket.
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Hanging up.
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Brittany, you're on.
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Yes, you can.
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You got this.
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Do you want to do it together?
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come true.
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to bring the gingerbread house.
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Thank you, Demi.
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How'd you know?
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Elijah and I called your grandma, and
after five hours of listening to
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stories, we kept hearing about one thing
you loved no matter what.
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Rainbow rice cake.
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We also heard that you needed extra
-absorbent diapers as a baby, and that
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pretended to be a cat for an entire
summer.
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It was theater camp, and I was in
character.
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Phoenix!
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Um, Brit, you're my secret Santa?
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An autographed headshot of yourself.
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That's what I wanted.
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Don't sell it online.
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Yet.
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Last but not least, this is for you.
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You were my favorite Santa.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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That's because you're not supposed to...
Never mind.
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There's a bunch of pages left to fill,
since you and I are making our own
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history now.
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Aw, that's the best Secret Santa gift
that's ever gotten.
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Well, it's the only Secret Santa gift
you've ever gotten, but I'll take it.
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Thanks, everyone, for making my
Christmas perfect.
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It was even better than I ever imagined,
because I never imagined it with all of
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you.
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Merry solstice, Krampus.
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Hey, come on, look!
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Let's see.
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Goblin!
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