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Hey, down here.

No.

What do you want?

You know what I want.

You need someone to stab my pussy.

No, no, dude. I'm not doing that again. Fuck you. Oh, come on.

Come on, get it in there, man. No, dude. My dad fucking hates me because of you.

Everyone thinks I'm fucking crazy. You know how hard it is to go and tell your

friends? Oh, yo, my dick talks to me. It makes me do bad things.

Fuck you. I'm not doing it. No.

Just take me out. Just put me inside. No, you're not even real. I'm not

listening to you. No. And stop being a dick to me. Come on. Come on. I just

to feel it one more time, man. No, you're not real. You're not real. You're

real. La, la, la, la, la. One time, man. Come on. Just put me in.

No. Just let me... Shut up and let me pee.

I'm not going to pee.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm going to hold it to you.

What? No, dude. Shut up. I'm trying to piss.

Fuck you. Come on. Good work.

You know what? You're not even real. I'm not listening to you.

La la la la la. You're not even here. You're not real.

Come on, dude. I'm just trying to pee.

You know what? Fine.

Fuck you.

Yep, that's right. I'm putting you away.

Can't hear you anymore.

Please answer. Please answer.

Yo, Karen.

What are you doing right now?

I don't know what to do. Come on, we can work. Please, I need you.

Come on, bro.

Cabby, come on. Let me in.

Bro, I'm getting out of here.

Hello?

I have to come in first?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yo,

come on, squad.

Yeah, hurry, hurry before it starts.

What's up? Why is your house so quiet? First of all, you don't want to watch

something? You don't want to watch something?

Just watch something.

You're weirding me out right now, man. Why are you so amped up right now? What

do you mean?

No, bro. I'm chilling.

I just want to hang out with you. You know what I mean?

We've been hung out for a while.

I got to get the study hall, so if you need something, let me know. No, bro. I

don't need anything.

Study tomorrow. Hang out with me today, you know?

Are you sure you're good?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on.

Did you hear that?

Hear what?

Never mind. Never mind. Bro, nobody's in the fucking room with us. Like, no

one's in here. Are you good?

Yes, bro. Are you sure?

I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

You're concerning me, dude.

Alright, can I tell you something?

What? Does your dick ever talk to you?

What the fuck?

What are you... Like, your dick, does it ever talk to you? Are you good? I'm

fine, bro, leave me alone.

Does your dick ever talk to you?

Hi, like, when you say talk to me, like, like, you know, like, when you see,

like, a baddie, or, like, what?

No, no, like, talk to you, cuss at you, blackmail you.

Call you really mean things?

Dude, my dick never talked to me my entire life.

I don't know what's good with you, bro.

Really? Never? It's never said hey or anything?

No.

Fuck. Nah. No one believes me, bro. I'm serious. It's like every now and then

it'll tell me to do crazy things like fuck my stepmom. It's good that you're

talking to me about this because as your dog, I'm not going to judge you because

some dumb shit comes out of your mouth, but...

Your dick's not talking to you, bro. Dude, my dick is talking to me. My dick

literally made me fuck my step... Run that back? What did you just say? My

made me fuck my stepmom.

It blackmailed me into fucking my stepmom. It said it would never work for

again. You're fucking your stepmom?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was just like one... It's a couple times, but it

was like just a one -time thing. My dad found out. It like fucked our whole

relationship up. It's bad, man.

But I didn't want to do it. I kind of wanted to do it.

But I didn't fully want to do it. My dick was just, like, cussing at me and

threatening to never work again, never get hard again.

Bro, it's crazy that you're fucking your stepmom, but I kind of got to tell you

something since we're talking about this shit right now. Your dick talks to you?

No, motherfucker. My dick doesn't talk to me, but just listen real quick. Yo,

you can't tell anyone about this shit. Like, I want some bro shit.

Okay. Yeah, I won't.

Like, real talk.

Bro, I just told you my dick talks to me. I'm not going to say anything.

Check me out. Check me out.

What's up?

Somebody come to you? Yeah.

I... You don't repeat this.

Dude, yes, I won't. I'm fucking my stepmom, too.

Because your dick told you to.

No, what the fuck? My dick doesn't talk to me.

Wait, you're just fucking your stepmom?

I'm not gonna lie. It's like, we plan it, bro.

And, like, you know my dad's got good taste, man. My stepmom's fucking hot.

Like, I'd be diving in that pussy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

That doesn't help me with anything.

I know, I know, but, like, you're talking about your dick talking to you

fucking your stepmom, so, like, I just wanted to get that monkey off my back.

Okay, chill, chill. He's gonna hear you.

Who's gonna hear me? Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, honestly.

Nothing, nothing. Nothing's wrong with me, bro. Nah, I'm fucking concerned.

Like, this is some weird shit. Dicks don't talk to you.

They do. Mine talks to me. Mine cusses at me.

Oh, hey, I have a friend here.

Hey. That's great. Um, I have some groceries in the truck.

Yeah, yeah, no, I got you, I got you. Thank you.

Well, you, we'll talk more.

Yeah, wait, did you leave me here alone?

We'll talk more.

Come on, Gabby, hurry up. Oh, man, you saw that?

She's fine.

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not back, you're not back.

Yes.

You gotta get up in there. You gotta talk to your friend.

We gotta get some of that.

Get some of what?

Step on.

No, I'm not gonna fucking step.

I'm not gonna fucking step on.

Oh, yes, you are.

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

Fuck you. No, I'm not. I'm not doing this again with you. I'm not.

Okay, left nut.

What the fuck?

Right nut.

Oh, stop.

Okay, okay, fucking stop that.

You haven't talked to him? I'll talk to him, but what if he says no? Then what?

You better convince him.

I'm never gonna work for you again. I'm never gonna get hard.

I'm gonna go to sleep and never wake up. Why are you such a dick?

Well, I am a dick.

Tell me.

Anyways, you gotta talk to him. He looks like a little bitch anyways.

You could convince him.

Come on.

Dude. You gonna convince him?

You better tell him when he comes in. Yeah. Okay, cool. I'll talk to him. Fuck

you.

Just... Bro.

Shut up. Shut up. They're gonna hear you.

Juicy pussy.

Bro, you're such a fucking pervert.

You're disgusting.

Stop talking like that.

God, you piss me off so much.

What the fuck are you doing right now? How long have you been there?

Did you hear any of that?

It doesn't matter how long I've been here. Who the fuck are you talking to?

Bro, my dick. I told you.

Dude, again with this dick talking shit?

Oh my god, it's fucking serious.

You didn't hear any of that?

Dude, you're whacked out right now, man.

No, I'm not.

I can tell you a thing. I promise you. As soon as you left the room, you just

started talking.

Bro, you're my boy, but I got things to do, man. I need to go ahead and get up

out of here, man, before I can go about my day.

All right, fine. I'll leave.

Ah! Ah! Fuck!

Dude, what the fuck? Are you in pain right now?

Okay, okay, I'll ask him. Who the fuck are you talking to? Yes, I'll ask him

right now.

Dude, you gotta let me fuck your stepmom.

Shut the fuck up.

What?

Shut the fuck up. I shouldn't have even told you that. You can't, like... Okay,

okay. What do you mean, fuck my stepmom?

Bro, you gotta let... You can't fuck my stepmom. Oh.

You gotta let me... It hurts really bad. I don't give a fuck about these made

-up pains you're talking about. It's not made up. It really fucking hurts. You

just gotta... You gotta at least ask her. Ask her for me, bro. Come on.

Please.

Please, please, bro. Come on.

You want me to ask my stepmom?

Yes.

Dude.

Alright.

You're my boy.

I don't even know what she's gonna say.

I'll fucking ask her, but, like, she's not gonna say yes, man. Like, me and her

kinda got a close circle. Like, it's... The me and her type of thing.

Okay, just ask. Just ask.

Please, bro, you gotta stop this pain.

Go ask, bro. Go ask. Please, please.

Okay, he's asking. Can you fucking calm down?

God.

Stop talking to me.

Just a moment of silence until he comes back.

I know you're showering right now, but... What's up?

You know my friend Ethan, right?

I know him now. He wants me to ask you something and... You

know what? Never mind. I don't know why I came in here. It's stupid.

No, ask me.

Okay.

So you know how Ethan's my best friend, right?

Yeah.

We were just talking and he started confessing some real shit and I got lost

the moment.

I told him about us.

Gabby, that's supposed to be our secret, our little thing.

I know, I know, but he laid a huge secret on me.

He's fucking his stepmom.

Oh, good for her.

Yeah, but then... Her hasn't done a lot. It's not a big deal.

I know, I know, but that's how it ended up in here, so...

You know that thing I wanted to ask you?

Yeah? Ethan wants to have sex with you, and I know that's totally stupid and you

wouldn't be down for it. We could just tell him no, right?

Well, let's think about this for a second.

Think about it? Yeah, he's a handsome young man.

You think he's handsome?

Of course he's handsome.

Oh.

That's why he's good for his mom.

I mean, yeah, sure, I guess. But, like, you know, he's my best friend. You don't

want that in the house, you know, right? Like, you wouldn't do it, right?

I don't think we're in a...

I've had two guys since college.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So, you and him. Wait, wait.

Go ahead. You haven't had two guys since college? What? Yeah. Yeah. I don't

remember your dad. Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

So, I'm not saying there's a problem here.

You said two guys.

Yeah. He just wanted to, like, you know, you and him.

Oh, I know. Yeah.

But the two of you, you and the young man. Oh, that's my best friend. Like, I.

I'm just looking to keep a secret.

You told him this because you trust him.

He can keep it secret, but that's my best friend.

I'm not sure.

I'm failing to see the issue here, sweetheart.

Yeah, it's like, I'm not my best friend, and like, you're my dad.

Yeah.

You're not really considering this, are you? Of course I am.

Why would I not?

You're both handsome young men.

Don't break my shower door.

You would say yes.

Again, I don't see why not. I'm married to your dad, and you know what? Now is a

really good time, actually.

Like, now?

Yeah, go get him.

Like, go get him and, like... Oh, honey, are you jealous?

No, Jess.

Sweetheart, go get him.

I have to?

I mean, you don't have to, but you did come in here and ask me.

We are. I'm jealous.

You'll still be my favorite.

Go get them. See you next time.

Your dog's not going to be home from work. Go.

Okay.

Come

on,

bro. Hurry up.

What's up?

You good? She said no?

She said yes.

Really? But... It has to be with both of us. And it has to be right now.

I mean... He's ready. I guess he heard you. Dude, what the fuck?

How are you hard already? He's probably heard you or something. I don't know.

Show me where she is. Let's go. Come on. Let's get this done.

Let's go. Follow me.

I'll find her.

You're really cool with this?

He can smell her. He's gonna find her.

Hey. How are you, Miss Fitz?

I'm doing well.

Ethan, was it?

Uh, yep.

Come here. Let me get a good look at you. Oh, wow.

How are you hard already?

I'm just thinking about you.

Aw, sweet.

Good to see you.

Yeah. Okay.

I mean, this is what you wanted.

You're right.

You're still almost cool as fuck.

They should do this, by the way.

Thank you.

He keeps saying his dick's talking to him.

I mean, it might.

I didn't know that was a secret.

I guess we all have a lot of secrets.

I know, I heard about your stepmom. Good for her.

What are you waiting for?

Get in here. It's a little tight right here.

Is it?

Just a little bit.

I think he's upset.

He won't be my favorite.

Oh. He's so my favorite.

Yeah, you're his special boy only.

Yeah.

Thanks for watching.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Not with Ethan being here, but I've been looking forward to this. Sure, and the

parents. Yeah, bro, it'll be a date.

I've been bullied enough today.

Aw. You're lucky you're my bro.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah, don't stop.

Oh,

yeah.

I mean, it feels like a long time.

I think about it a lot.

Oh yeah,

just

like that.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh yeah.

How are you guys eating in the bathroom?

Good.

Hi.

Dude, be nice to my guest.

That's a good point.

You're pushing it, bro.

You see me all the time, Gabby.

Whatever.

You're so mad.

I'm not mad. Okay.

This every day.

Life's good.

Not like an everyday thing, but... Almost.

Don't tell yourself short. Once you left me.

Are you nice?

Mm -hmm.

Don't forget about me over here.

Aw.

I could never forget about you.

Fuck, you step on my side, bro.

I know.

Come here. What are you doing?

I was letting you guys get acquainted.

I do work. We've met.

Fuck.

Feels good, doesn't it? Fuck yeah it does.

Don't fuck yourself up at work.

Maybe.

That dick.

Just don't like it more than mine.

He's so jelly.

I mean, you did fuck him first.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah, right. That dick can suck me.

Yeah, just like the bounce.

I want him to feel that he was begging for it. Really? Yeah.

I bet your friends have remorse.

I mean... I have been the outlaw. Of course you have.

I didn't know you could multitask like this.

It's a great skill to have.

That's crazy.

I know.

Keep stroking just like that.

This is the best day.

No, no, I thought my day was going.

Me neither.

Oh, fuck yeah, that's a

spot right there.

You just need heart.

What's that?

Why don't you get behind me?

Yeah. Yeah.

You

can do

it.

Isn't there a play in favourites?

Oh, sweetheart.

I want to watch it go in and out again.

Oh, that's inspiring.

I can't believe you're so excited.

Oh, yes.

That pussy's so fucking good.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Absolutely.

I don't know why it's that long

You want to feel this again, bro?

Look who has ideas.

You're deep in that.

You should bring your friends over more often.

I'll come.

Oh my goodness, Ethan.

Yeah, suck that dick.

Lose that tongue.

Yeah, pound that shit.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

I know it feels good.

Stop saying it's weird you guys great

I hear that clapping, ain't nothing weird about that.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

That felt so fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh, I know those strokes feel good.

Keep hitting it just like that.

Get your stroke on.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Make her cum on that dick.

Make her cum on that fucking dick. That's what I'm talking about. Get in

Yeah.

That's my dog.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Don't fucking cum on my stepmom, bro.

You worship that dick so fucking good.

Yeah.

We'll make that ass clap.

Don't stop looking and sucking.

Think deeper.

I want that pussy singing to you.

Yeah.

Yeah. Get your stroke on, Ethan.

Get it.

That's my boy.

I told you it'd be fun.

Shut up.

Whoa.

Thank you.

That was too fucking good.

Fuck yeah. Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Oh you.

Fuck yeah.

Oh you.

You know how mommy likes it.

Come inside me.

I love coming in mommy so much. I bet you do. Oh yeah.

Come inside you.

This is so cool.

There you go, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Good boy.

Oh,

fuck. I'm so furious.

Oh, I want to cum again. Oh, come on. Oh, come here, come here, come here.

Oh,

fuck.

Did you cum twice? Oh, yeah, I did.

Oh,

twice, my favorite.

Did you come twice?

I know, it's crazy.

It's too good, man.

Told you my stepmom was a bet.

Yeah. So, Ethan, you can use the guest shower and what have you. Which one is

that? Oh, it's down the hall to the left.

Didn't you have somewhere to be, sweetheart? Thank you.

Yeah, I should really go.

Yeah, okay.