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Hi, Grandpa.

Grandpa, it's hot. Can we turn the AC on? It's hot in here.

Jasmine, you know that the air costs money.

Well, you have money.

I have money because I save my money. I don't spend it on wasteful things like

air. Air is not wasteful. We need that to breathe, first of all.

And a pot.

You'll be alright.

I'm telling you I won't be.

Just don't think about it.

I can't. I'm all wet.

I'm about to start flooding through everything.

Why don't you get a towel and make it wet and put a damn towel on the back of

your neck. My neck is already wet.

Or you can just turn on the air.

The air costs money. Hair is sticking to my neck.

The air costs money trying to keep our bills down.

Stupid excuse.

It's hotter than hell in here.

No, we don't use that language in this house. You know that.

Well, it doesn't even feel like a house.

It feels like hell.

You don't know what hell is. Well,

I think I do because I think I'm here now.

Get some cold water.

At this point, I don't even think water is going to save me.

Ew, what are you doing?

I was just, uh, sitting in the cabinet.

Well, the cabinet's all the way up there.

Did you find some water?

No.

Still hot.

Here, let me have one.

What were you just doing?

The cabinet's not down here.

I was, uh, wanting to get some water and I realized it's not up there.

Interesting.

I could have sworn you were about to grab my butt.

Oh, that'd be silly.

That'd be weird.

Yes. Weird.

So, uh, it is pretty hot in here.

Oh, now you think it's hot.

Turn on the air then.

Kind of like it that you, uh, stripped it down. It's hot.

Gotta be honest with you.

You're my grandpa.

I can't say that.

Oh, well. I don't know.

Secret.

Perhaps I could, uh, maybe arrange a little give and take here.

And what does that mean?

Well, you want some air and you want it to be cold.

Uh, yeah.

I've only been complaining, like, all day.

Maybe you could do something for your grandpa.

Like what?

Uh, I don't know. What would you want to do to have him put the air on?

I don't know. I don't have money.

It doesn't require money.

Oh, really?

So, what does it require then?

Maybe you could, uh, show me what's underneath your little shirt and

No, that's probably a bad idea.

That's pretty gross of you to ask me that.

And weird.

And creepy.

Yeah, I suppose.

You said you would turn the air on and that

money wasn't a problem anymore.

What do you want to do with the air?

I don't know.

I don't want to do anything for the air, if I'm being honest.

I just want the air on.

Yeah.

I'm getting smelly and sweaty and all wet and sticky.

Let me smell.

That'll make you smell sweaty.

You probably like the smell.

It's like pheromones.

What are pheromones?

Pheromones are what make people horny.

Oh, what are you trying to say?

That you're horny?

Yeah, like a horny old man.

And what am I supposed to do about that?

I'm your granddaughter.

That's right.

Exactly.

You want the air on?

Yes, I want the air on. I'll make you a deal.

What's your deal?

You let me play with your backside a little bit.

I'll let you turn the air on.

You're creepy, but I really, really want the air on.

You can turn it on.

But if you want to leave it on, you're going to have to do more than that.

This is so unfair.

You said that if I let you touch my butt, you would turn the air on.

I did.

But if you want to keep it on.

Boy, this reminds me of my... Seventeen...

How does that feel?

Um... Alright.

Alright.

Yeah,

I remember college days too.

Partying with the girls.

Definitely brings back memories.

Of course you weren't even born that day.

Reminds me of when I was younger.

Oh, yeah.

Nice cool dances.

You like that?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

I'm going to head upstairs. You, uh... You come on up.

Let's see if I can... My little blue pill here.

I need that to kick in before we get any air conditioning on for you.

All right.

You want the arrow, huh?

Yeah. Yeah.

Why don't you put it over here?

Won't you?

Want to help me?

I guess.

Just think about the air.

Can I be done now?

That's it?

You don't want the air, I guess.

Yes, I do.

I don't know. You've got to follow through.

Oh, look at that.

I haven't had one of these in a long time.

Definitely have to take a minute to do that.

Yep.

Why don't you go ahead and reach

on in there?

Pretty big, huh?

I'm not saying that about my grandpa's cock.

Well, I mean, you've touched other ones, right?

Maybe.

Can you compare it to some of the boys you've touched, really?

It's all right.

Okay, it's all right.

Mm -hmm.

You must want that air on, really.

Yeah, really hot.

Sweaty. I'm getting hot.

Turn the air on then.

After we're done.

That'll make me want to turn it on.

Why

don't you

go ahead and take the top off.

You are hot, right?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Can I pick one?

You're going to anyway.

You know it.

Heart rate.

Don't have a heart attack. No, I don't have a heart attack.

I hope not.

Because I'm not explaining shit to the police.

I'm so proud of this. Yeah,

for an old grandpa that's pretty decent.

Still got it.

Right?

You're young again.

Yep.

Come here.

I want you to touch it.

Like that?

Yeah, that's fine too. Cheers.

Celebrate.

Celebrate what?

Yeah.

You finally got a boner in like 10 years. It's been a while, yeah.

And you helped.

You know it's not going to suck itself, right, honey?

Just think about the air.

Magic Magic I

like the magic here

It's not so bad, is it?

I can't remember the last time I had one of these

Hmm.

Sitting still myself.

You like doing that.

I want the air on.

Well,

you know, I think we should...

I'll get started.

I don't know how long this is going to last.

You know how you do it with the arrow, right?

All right, well, I'm trying to remember how to do this here.

Why don't you get like you were down there?

Doggy style, I think they call it.

Shouldn't fit in there.

Yeah,

I'm going to get out of this.

Hips. Give me five minutes.

Is that how you do it?

Hmm. Oh my goodness. I forgot how that feels

Yes. Oh my goodness.

That's good.

I feel young again.

Yeah.

Turn the AC on now.

I did what you said.

Almost.

Come here, baby.

Come on.

Do you turn the air on now?

Yeah Sure,

I also got a surprise for you.

Really? I know how you look Red licorice.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Turn the air on now?

Sure.

Oh, you know, that reminds me.

Damn memory slipping.

I think it's broken. I'm waiting for the service guy to come this week. He said

he was gonna come. I called him two days ago.

But yeah, once it's fixed, I'll turn it on for you.

Okay. I hate you.

Big, big word, honey.

But you got your red licorice.

I liked licorice when I was five.

Wow.

We all have a little child in us still.

Hi, Grandpa.