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Well, hello.

That's what you're doing tonight.

What? Going to a Halloween party with me.

No, I'm not doing that.

Why not?

Because I hate parties. I'm not going to a Halloween party. Well, I have the

perfect costume for someone who hates parties.

What?

Well, it starts with this nose.

And I was thinking a little bit of sad clown makeup since, I mean, look at

you.

No, that's not why you put makeup on me.

I mean, you're not going to make me go alone, right?

Why are you telling me about this before?

Tell me right before.

I mean, I figured you never have anything to do. You just sit around all

so. That's something to do. I have a schedule I have to follow.

Yeah, well, tonight you're going to go to a party. There's going to be a lot of

hot girls there.

And that's the end of the story. You're my stepbrother and you're going to do

what I say.

You don't even like me. Why do you want me to go to a party with you?

I don't know. I think it would be kind of fun. I want to see you all dressed

Then your friends don't like me either. All your friends are weirdos and

vampires and crazy people.

They like you.

They just also are a little bit aggressive with it sometimes.

I mean...

No, everybody likes you, I swear.

No, I'm not going to some weird party in like a haunted mansion warehouse or

something. No, I think you're going. I mean, what, like, what do I have to do

make you go?

Because it starts in like 45 minutes, and I have to do your makeup.

I mean, you can't go looking like that.

A hundred million billion dollars.

There you go, buddy. No.

No. I don't feel like going to a party. I just want to chill out. Come on.

Everyone's going to be in little slutty outfits.

Okay, you want me to go? You want me to go? Then, like, help me out with one of

your, like, friends.

One of my friends?

Yeah, like one of your hot goth girlfriends.

I mean... I've seen some of them, like, on Instagram.

You know, my friends are all, like, hella size queens.

Like, have you even had sex with a girl?

Yeah, what kind of question is that?

And did he say you were big?

Yeah, probably.

I'm pretty, I have a good, I have a good, I'm good at like everything.

I just haven't had a lot going on for a while.

I've been single for a long time.

I know you've been single for a long time. That's why you're staying home

night.

I'm going to have to see this.

good -sized wiener because I'm not gonna like send you off to my hot friends and

then have them just be like disgusted.

What? Yeah. What are you talking about?

Come on.

Let me see it.

You want me to show you my wiener? I do because If you want to get with one of

my friends, you're going to have to show her that.

And you don't want to be laughed at by a stranger, right? Much better to be

laughed at by me.

Why don't you just trust me?

I'm not trying to show my stepsister my wiener. Come on.

If you want to go and get laid by a hot dog. And if it's good, then you promise

that you'll get one of your friends to hang out with me?

Good enough.

So... Okay, you're not, like, you're not, like, pranking me?

No. Look, nothing in my hands, nothing.

I just, I need to see the goods before I say, hey, girl, fuck my stepbrother.

Like, I'm not going to, like, do that to her.

So... Oh, my God.

This is really weird.

It's kind of hard to tell.

But you can tell.

It's like thick. You can tell.

I mean, it's thick, but what if you are a shower and not a grower?

So... I mean, I would have to see it hard, I think, if you could do that for

What are you talking about?

Okay. All right. I'll just go to the bathroom.

No. No.

Don't do all that.

I mean, if this would help, I can just...

I guess do this.

Which I'm sure will work very fast for you.

Since you want to get with a goth girl tonight anyway.

I'm not going to look at my sister and jerk off. Are you crazy?

Well, then I guess you're not going to get laid by one of my friends tonight.

And you just need to get hard. You don't have to jerk off that much. I mean, if

that's what you end up doing, that's your own thing.

I'll just sit here.

I won't do anything.

But I think this will help, right?

Huh. Yeah.

Yeah. This seems to be working.

Just don't tell anybody about this, okay? Why would I tell anybody?

I don't know.

You don't tell anybody. You're the one who's the lucky.

Mm -hmm.

It's so weird seeing my body naked.

What? In a good way.

You look, I mean, for my sister you look really good.

For your sister.

Thanks.

You're looking okay.

Thanks.

I'm trying to get laid tonight, too, honestly.

I think I will with my little slutty witch outfit.

Yeah, I mean, you don't ever have any problems with that, I don't think.

You're right, I don't. So, I will get laid at least once.

Oh, wow.

You know what? You just might be able to satisfy one of my friends. We'll see.

You think so?

I mean, maybe.

I mean, it's pretty hard to tell just by looks, but looks are pretty good so

far.

I'm not, like, I'm almost all the way home.

Are you?

Yeah. Tell me when you're ready to be judged.

Pretty much. Do you mind?

What? I'm going to touch.

Hmm.

Okay. Good balls.

Pretty good girth.

Yeah, I mean, I don't think you were lying. You have a pretty good -sized

I think at least two or three of my friends could be into this.

Okay, cool.

Yeah. Why are you touching it so much?

Because I'm judging.

I'm... Literally doing you a favor right now. Okay, Gabby, I'm your sister. It's

weird.

You don't have to touch it that much.

Let me just do my job.

What?

You don't like that?

No, I just like...

I have to see if you're any good at this. Like, I'm not going to be

I'm not going to, like, send you in there.

You'll just get made fun of worse than by me and I'll be made fun of. Like, you

don't want us to both be the laughingstock at the party, right?

No.

So, can I please just, like, you know, judge you and, like, test everything out

to make sure my friends are going to like you tonight?

You test me out?

Yeah, I have to see if...

Everything's good in working order. What if you come in like five seconds?

I'm not going to do that.

How do I know that?

Okay. Yeah?

I guess that makes sense.

Uh -huh.

Why don't you just lay back?

I really don't want to be made fun of tonight. I love Halloween.

It's like my favorite holiday and then my favorite holiday party. You should be

honored.

I'm letting you come with.

So far so good. You're not coming yet.

Pretty good.

Maybe you're not as nerdy as I thought you were.

You're actually really cool.

I don't know if I'd go that far. I'm not as cool as you, though.

Oh, I like that.

Just give me a second.

Okay. I'm not going to comment.

Sure. It's like really hot.

Yeah? Emily?

My friends look like this too.

Yeah, props to you for not coming.

Yeah, come on.

I'm whipping out all the tricks.

Yeah.

Let's see.

See just how good you are at not coming.

Wait, we're going to have to do that sick?

I mean...

I was just going to rub it like this, but now that you say that.

Without a condom?

I'm fixed. You know that.

Okay, okay, okay.

What if we both got laid twice tonight?

That would be crazy.

Sickle, huh?

You just need a second.

Be a man.

Wear your shit out.

Okay, your pussy feels really good.

It's really hot.

Yeah, I'm preparing you for tonight. Okay.

Everybody's pussy feels real good at the bar.

Don't yell at me.

You're so boring.

Put it back in, please.

Okay.

Yeah, you're going to have to learn to last.

When I'm ready, I will come up.

You need another break?

I can put it back in.

Yeah, okay. You can put it back in.

No. No.

We're doing something else.

Let me get these all wet for you. Why?

Because this.

Why are you rubbing your feet on my cock?

Oh, are you scared?

You're going to have to learn to get a little freaky if you want to be with my

friends tonight.

What do you think this is?

Okay. What, you don't like this?

I mean, it's all right, I guess.

Look how pretty my toes look on your cock.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

This is a foot job.

Good job.

He knows things.

I want to taste my feet.

I want to taste your cock and what my feet taste like on that.

Okay. Yeah? Yeah, I mean, you're in charge.

Yeah, I am. Good for you. Good knowing that.

Taste my pussy and my feet on you.

They're really freaky.

Listen, this is like beginner stuff if you think this is freaky.

But you'll learn.

So you said you were good at all this stuff, huh?

Yeah.

Let's see it. I think you should fuck me now.

Okay. Yeah.

If you're so good.

Okay.

I'm sure you've done this before, right?

Yeah.

Tons of times.

Tons of times?

pretty good.

You're doing alright.

You can fuck me harder though. I mean, that would be fun.

Yeah.

Like that?

Uh -huh.

Oh,

yeah.

That's it.

You know, you can smack my ass if you want.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah,

again. No,

again.

Yeah.

Yes,

you're getting the hang of it.

No, they fell out for a second. Mm -hmm.

Oh, shit. My police story.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh.

Please.

balls in my mouth.

You've never done this?

I know, it feels good.

Hot.

Oh my God.

Uh -huh.

Choke me.

Choke you? Yes.

Why? Because me and my friends like it.

Oh, yes.

Please. Oh, I guess.

You want to come in my mouth?

Yeah. Easy cleanup.

You want to eat my cum?

Why not? I gotta see if it tastes good, I guess.

Oh, fuck.

a lot of water.

I believe it now.

So you want to go to the party?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah.

I did good, right?

You did do good. I think I could get at least one, maybe two friends to do you

tonight.

Okay, that's, yeah, that's more than enough. Okay. Yeah. But you gotta go as

sad clown.

Yeah. Yeah, you can do the makeup stuff now.

Good.