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I hope you're kidding me with your feet on the ground.

I've told you about a hundred times at least to keep them on.

Better go take care of that.

Hey, can I get money for pizza?

How are you? I'm pretty good. I'm ready for you.

Do you mind if I go get something to eat real quick and build some energy for

you? No, no, but we don't have time. You know that I am ovulating, so this is

the perfect time to get pregnant.

Yeah, so go shower and fuck me. Are you sure? I've been at work all day today.

Just maybe a little bite. No, no, no. Go shower and come back.

We don't have time.

You know the deal.

You know.

So... Please.

Yeah.

Okay. Just give me a couple minutes, please. Just one minute, huh?

And come back. Be quick.

All right. Come on.

I'm going to pick out the weird thing.

I can't believe that.

One thing after another today.

I'm gonna have to do it the old -fashioned way.

She's hot. I can do this.

Come on.

Just me and you, buddy.

Just like the old times.

Wow.

Feeling the pressure on this one. Alright, come on. It's all mental. You

that. It's all up in your head. Come on. I really need to just focus on the old

times. Remember those days where you could bang out two, three girls at a

at the same day?

Just relentlessly pound them. Come on, you've got to channel that feeling

Oh, come on.

All right, game time. Got to get ready. Come on, focus. Here we go.

I'm so fucking horny.

And you're horny too.

You know it.

You're not getting hot from me?

Just give it another second.

Ah, but we don't have time.

Come on, baby.

Fuck.

What's wrong with you?

But honey, that's not helping either. Come on. I know, but usually it doesn't

take this long.

I ran out of my pills.

Oh, no.

Don't tell me that.

Fuck.

So now you will never get hard.

I'm sorry, honey.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck. I'm so pissed off. So what are we going to do now?

You have to see the doctor?

Honey, the doctor's not open today.

Oh, no. Fuck.

You are so irresponsible.

So what are we going to do now? You know that I really want to get pregnant.

And I am ovulating. So what are we going to do?

Fuck.

Okay, you know what? It's better if you leave me. I want to stay alone.

No, I want to stay alone. I don't want to speak with you.

Please, leave me alone.

Leave me alone. I want to stay alone, so go into the living room, please, and

sleep on the couch.

It's better.

Me too.

Listen, honey. What? I don't want to hear it. I think...

I think I have an idea.

Tell me.

I have my son. Fuck you.

What?

Are you kidding me? No, it's a joke.

No, I think it's a great joke.

I know it's a little weird, but... Of course it's really weird. Are you crazy?

hope it's a joke, because it's not funny.

But honey, you're haveling right now. Yeah, I know.

He's my son.

If he gets you pregnant, it'll be fine.

So weird.

Honey, it's not weird.

He's young. He'll love you.

Yeah, he'll love being inside you.

You think so?

Absolutely. You're beautiful. Please, come on.

But maybe I'm too old for him, you know?

You know how young guys like older women.

Really? Yeah, and you can show him. He will like me? Oh, he will love you.

I don't know.

Maybe, maybe it can be an idea. I think he'll really enjoy it.

So will you. It's a win -win.

It's a win -win, yes.

And you really don't care about that? No, no. Are you sure you will be not

jealous? I promise I won't be jealous at all. Listen, it'll finally give that

fucking 22 -year -old kid a job.

Yeah, I guess, yeah.

Come on, let's put him to work.

Okay, okay.

So you're going to talk to him right now? Yes, I'll go talk to him. Yeah? And

then I'll just leave and he'll come in and you'll be able to take care of

business.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's do that. Oh, that's so good. I'm so relieved.

But, uh...

You're gonna talk to him right now? Absolutely.

I'm gonna leave.

Yeah? Yeah, I'm gonna talk to him. I'm sure he's gonna be okay with it. Okay,

cool. And maybe I can find a doctor that's open. Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna try.

Okay, try. I'm gonna talk to him and then I'm gonna get the pills, okay?

Okay, thanks.

Dude, what are you doing?

Get up. I gotta talk to you. I need a favor. I can work night shifts and

Seriously, listen.

I don't have much time. I really need a favor from you.

You need a favor from me now?

Yeah, please.

I'm serious.

I'm serious.

Listen, I'm supposed to be in there fucking your stepmother, and I'm having

erectile issues.

I forgot my prescription.

Okay, what do you want me to do about that? Go get you your prescriptions? I

don't have any of that. No, I need you to... It's a favor, and it's a little

and weird.

I don't know. You mean weird like the time you had me ask my fifth grade

if she had a boyfriend?

Or weird like the time I took karate and you were trying to bang my teacher the

whole time?

It's going to be a little weirder than that.

It's weirder than that?

Yeah. I'm having trouble with my cock. I can't get hard right now, and I really

need you to go fuck your stepmother.

Bro! Yeah, it's not that bad. Listen, listen. Come on.

Get composed.

Dude, that's my stepmom. Dad, that's your fucking wife.

Listen, it's just going to be a one -time thing. I assure you, I really need

your help on this one.

She's so hot, too. You're never going to get another chance like this.

I mean, you don't get it. You're my dad. What if you get mad after you were

whooped my ass and fucked your wife?

Are you crazy? No, it's not like that.

I just need you to go in there and maybe plant the family seed.

You want me to come inside my stepmom?

It'll be fine. What the fuck? I don't want to be a dad. Are you crazy?

Don't even think about that right now.

There's only a small chance that'll happen. I really need your help on this

son. Your stepmother is so ready for it.

I mean, maybe I could do it for you, but you know summer's coming up, right?

Like, you gonna get off my ass about getting a job?

Absolutely, absolutely. If you do this for me, anything.

You gonna order me pizza after?

Oh, yeah. Whatever you want, son.

Okay, fine.

I'll fuck your wife.

Yeah, come in.

Hey, it's Axel. Hello. Yeah, come in.

How are you?

I'm fine.

Okay, you can sit here.

Yeah.

My dad said...

Need help or whatever?

Yeah, I know, yeah, yeah.

I would need your help.

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah, I could help you with... I could help you with that.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, so... Just take it out?

Uh... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, you're hard.

Oh, yeah.

Not like your father, you know. You're really sexy, my love. I could resist.

Wow.

My cock is so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm so scared.

It's so big.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

That was so nice.

Uh huh. Oh yeah.

Yeah,

it feels so good.

She feels so fucking good.

So fucking hot.

I hope so, too.

All right. I should probably get going. Yeah, we are done now. And just if you

would come back in less than one hour, we can do it again.

What? Yeah, of course. You know, I have to do it a lot today.

Yeah. Okay.

I'll come and get you as much as you need. Yeah? Yeah. All right. Okay.

All right. Thanks. See you.