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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,508 --> 00:00:31,000 Edward Perriman Cole died in May. 2 00:00:31,545 --> 00:00:36,482 It was a Sunday afternoon, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. 3 00:00:37,718 --> 00:00:41,848 It's difficult to understand the sum of a person's life. 4 00:00:42,022 --> 00:00:45,981 Some people will tell you it's measured by the ones left behind. 5 00:00:46,694 --> 00:00:49,595 Some believe it can be measured in faith. 6 00:00:50,164 --> 00:00:52,394 Some say by love. 7 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:56,796 Other folks say life has no meaning at all. 8 00:00:57,371 --> 00:00:58,895 Me? 9 00:00:59,607 --> 00:01:01,438 I believe that you measure yourself... 10 00:01:01,609 --> 00:01:04,669 by the people who measured themselves by you. 11 00:01:05,579 --> 00:01:09,379 What I can tell you for sure is that, by any measure... 12 00:01:09,550 --> 00:01:13,213 Edward Cole lived more in his last days on Earth... 13 00:01:13,387 --> 00:01:16,823 than most people manage to wring out of a lifetime. 14 00:01:17,591 --> 00:01:21,550 I know that when he died, his eyes were closed... 15 00:01:21,729 --> 00:01:23,856 and his heart was open. 16 00:01:30,838 --> 00:01:33,217 "Name the five presidents whose last 17 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,275 names begin with the letter H." 18 00:01:35,442 --> 00:01:36,909 H? 19 00:01:37,378 --> 00:01:41,576 Warren G. Harding, Rutherford B. Hayes, Herbert Hoover... 20 00:01:41,782 --> 00:01:45,946 and the two Harrisons, Benjamin and William Henry. 21 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,144 Ah. 22 00:01:47,354 --> 00:01:49,151 Thought I'd get you with the double Harrisons. 23 00:01:49,356 --> 00:01:50,983 - Ha-ha-ha. - You're sick, you know? 24 00:01:51,158 --> 00:01:54,355 You think that's sick, can you name their wives? 25 00:01:54,562 --> 00:01:56,962 - No. - Neither can I. 26 00:01:57,431 --> 00:01:59,228 - Yo, Cartey-car. - Yo. 27 00:01:59,433 --> 00:02:01,628 - When they need the Camaro, man? - Yesterday. 28 00:02:01,802 --> 00:02:02,826 Huh? 29 00:02:03,003 --> 00:02:05,233 - All right, I got one for you. - All right. 30 00:02:05,406 --> 00:02:07,601 Who invented the radio? 31 00:02:09,243 --> 00:02:10,335 Ah. 32 00:02:10,511 --> 00:02:11,637 That's a hard one. 33 00:02:11,812 --> 00:02:13,638 What do you know, I finally got you. 34 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:14,639 No. 35 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:17,316 I don't know if you want who they think invented the radio... 36 00:02:17,484 --> 00:02:19,816 or the person who actually invented the radio. 37 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:21,487 Well, in here it says... 38 00:02:21,689 --> 00:02:22,951 Marconi, right? 39 00:02:24,091 --> 00:02:25,115 Yeah, it ain't him? 40 00:02:25,292 --> 00:02:27,954 He's the one they generally think invented the radio. 41 00:02:28,128 --> 00:02:32,428 In fact, he got a Nobel Prize for it in 1909. 42 00:02:32,633 --> 00:02:34,362 Truth is a guy named Nikola Tesla... 43 00:02:34,535 --> 00:02:37,993 patented the basic idea for the radio in 1896. 44 00:02:38,172 --> 00:02:41,664 Same idea Marconi used for his patent several years later. 45 00:02:44,345 --> 00:02:48,145 Tesla fought Marconi till the day he died in 1943. 46 00:02:48,315 --> 00:02:50,374 Same year the Supreme Court ruled... 47 00:02:50,551 --> 00:02:52,883 that Marconi's patent was invalid... 48 00:02:53,053 --> 00:02:55,886 recognising Tesla as the inventor of the radio. 49 00:02:56,056 --> 00:02:57,114 Carter. 50 00:02:57,658 --> 00:02:59,057 You really are sick. 51 00:02:59,293 --> 00:03:01,193 Oh, hi, Ginnie. 52 00:03:01,729 --> 00:03:04,857 Well, good. About time. What did they say? 53 00:03:10,037 --> 00:03:11,834 All right, what does that mean? 54 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:51,573 Kopi Luwak. The rarest beverage in the world. 55 00:03:51,979 --> 00:03:53,674 Take a whiff. 56 00:03:53,847 --> 00:03:55,075 Go ahead. 57 00:03:56,483 --> 00:03:59,941 Mr. Cole, the board is ready to hear your proposal. 58 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,179 Hold on just a second. 59 00:04:03,590 --> 00:04:05,558 Go ahead. Go on. 60 00:04:12,733 --> 00:04:13,859 Well? 61 00:04:15,436 --> 00:04:17,063 Really good. 62 00:04:18,772 --> 00:04:20,137 Really good. 63 00:04:20,307 --> 00:04:21,934 Mr. Cole. Sir? 64 00:04:23,811 --> 00:04:25,779 Do you know what a Philistine is, Jim? 65 00:04:26,547 --> 00:04:28,879 Sir, it's Richard. 66 00:04:29,083 --> 00:04:32,644 That's right, Phil. Give them the spiel. 67 00:04:36,590 --> 00:04:39,957 Thank you, Mr. Chairman, fellow supervisors. 68 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,254 We at the Cole Group feel the decline of the Winwood Hospital... 69 00:04:43,430 --> 00:04:46,297 is a direct result of significant fiscal mismanagement. 70 00:04:46,467 --> 00:04:48,179 I beg your pardon, this hospital... 71 00:04:48,180 --> 00:04:49,800 Overhead costs are nearly double. 72 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:52,734 Your lease and land costs were similarly overbid. 73 00:04:52,906 --> 00:04:54,772 Donations have atrophied to the point 74 00:04:54,773 --> 00:04:56,637 you've fallen far behind the curve... 75 00:04:56,810 --> 00:04:59,404 in Research, Paediatrics, Oncology and MRI. 76 00:04:59,613 --> 00:05:03,572 The Cole Group has privatised 15 public hospitals in seven years... 77 00:05:03,751 --> 00:05:06,311 each of which now provides, or will soon provide... 78 00:05:06,487 --> 00:05:09,422 the highest standard of medical care to their communities. 79 00:05:09,623 --> 00:05:11,392 Despite being grossly understaffed? 80 00:05:11,393 --> 00:05:13,115 The better the doctor, the need... 81 00:05:13,293 --> 00:05:15,090 What about beds? There are rumours... 82 00:05:15,262 --> 00:05:17,086 you increased the number of patients 83 00:05:17,087 --> 00:05:18,663 to the point of overpopulation. 84 00:05:18,832 --> 00:05:20,459 Patient density has always been... 85 00:05:20,634 --> 00:05:23,125 And your emergency rooms, I mean, they are known... 86 00:05:23,337 --> 00:05:26,829 I run hospitals, not health spas. 87 00:05:27,074 --> 00:05:30,566 Two beds to a room, no exceptions. 88 00:05:31,011 --> 00:05:35,141 Look, I passed up a lunch with Michelle Pfeiffer to be here... 89 00:05:35,349 --> 00:05:40,218 so can we desist from all of this inane posturing? 90 00:05:41,088 --> 00:05:44,114 Boys and girls, you need me. 91 00:05:44,324 --> 00:05:46,519 I do not need you. 92 00:05:46,994 --> 00:05:49,986 Now, there's a sizeable check in this envelope... 93 00:05:50,197 --> 00:05:53,826 let me know if you decide to cash it. 94 00:05:58,172 --> 00:06:00,037 Mr. Cole, are you all right? 95 00:06:45,853 --> 00:06:47,047 What are you doing here? 96 00:06:47,788 --> 00:06:51,383 Oh, you know, fighting for my life. You? 97 00:06:52,192 --> 00:06:54,183 No, I was just surprised... 98 00:06:54,361 --> 00:06:56,522 And I don't care about the insurance. 99 00:06:56,697 --> 00:06:59,029 And tell Dr. Shit-for-Brains... 100 00:06:59,199 --> 00:07:01,340 I wanna know everything about this 101 00:07:01,341 --> 00:07:03,795 bleomycin drip he wants to get me on. 102 00:07:04,037 --> 00:07:06,301 I hear it eats your lungs. 103 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:08,599 When I address Congress next month... 104 00:07:08,775 --> 00:07:11,972 I don't want to do it breathing through a hole in my throat. 105 00:07:12,212 --> 00:07:15,409 - That's not exactly what happens. - Who the hell is this guy? 106 00:07:15,582 --> 00:07:18,415 - Where's Thomas? Tom. - In plain view, sir. 107 00:07:18,635 --> 00:07:19,635 Hi, Tom. 108 00:07:19,636 --> 00:07:21,281 We're gonna move you into the bed. 109 00:07:21,455 --> 00:07:24,754 I can do it myself. I ain't dead yet. 110 00:07:30,731 --> 00:07:32,096 How about now? 111 00:07:36,737 --> 00:07:38,705 Have I fired you lately? 112 00:07:38,906 --> 00:07:40,806 Not since the Oprah incident. 113 00:07:43,577 --> 00:07:46,944 - That was a good one. Ha-ha-ha. - Yeah, it's good stuff. 114 00:07:54,588 --> 00:07:56,249 Who the hell is that? 115 00:07:56,456 --> 00:07:57,946 Who the hell are you? 116 00:07:59,293 --> 00:08:00,954 He said, "Who the hell...?" 117 00:08:01,128 --> 00:08:04,222 Oh, God. What am I, in the morgue? 118 00:08:05,098 --> 00:08:08,534 That was the first time I laid eyes on Edward Cole. 119 00:08:09,469 --> 00:08:12,165 An inauspicious beginning, to be sure. 120 00:08:12,339 --> 00:08:15,001 Oh, spare me. Sweet Jesus. 121 00:08:15,175 --> 00:08:17,973 I hate these... I hate tubes. 122 00:08:21,114 --> 00:08:22,967 I'll be damned if I'm gonna spend the 123 00:08:22,968 --> 00:08:25,016 next three weeks laying next to this guy. 124 00:08:25,185 --> 00:08:28,120 Zombie boy. Looks half-dead already. 125 00:08:28,288 --> 00:08:30,269 You can't have your own room. It 126 00:08:30,270 --> 00:08:32,622 would create an enormous PR problem. 127 00:08:32,826 --> 00:08:35,693 I don't give a shit about PR. 128 00:08:35,862 --> 00:08:39,195 I want my own room. It's my hospital, for Christ sake. 129 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:42,502 Don't tell me I can't have my own room. 130 00:08:42,703 --> 00:08:44,295 No offence, pal. 131 00:08:44,471 --> 00:08:48,305 You have publicly defended this policy countless times. 132 00:08:48,475 --> 00:08:50,673 You run hospitals, not health spas. 133 00:08:50,674 --> 00:08:52,809 Two beds to a room, no exceptions. 134 00:08:54,915 --> 00:08:57,679 I've never been sick before. 135 00:08:57,851 --> 00:09:01,878 Okay, Dr. Eldridge will be in in a minute to dot you up, okay? 136 00:09:02,055 --> 00:09:03,716 Dot me up. 137 00:09:09,296 --> 00:09:11,355 Jesus. 138 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:17,394 Thomas... 139 00:09:19,039 --> 00:09:21,599 don't let me wake up paralysed. 140 00:09:22,509 --> 00:09:24,500 I'll do what I can. 141 00:09:30,317 --> 00:09:31,909 This really your hospital? 142 00:09:32,686 --> 00:09:35,211 Yeah, pretty much. 143 00:09:36,923 --> 00:09:39,619 Might wanna do something about the pea soup. 144 00:09:42,396 --> 00:09:44,728 By the morning of the surgery... 145 00:09:44,898 --> 00:09:47,890 the cancer had spread so far throughout Edward's body... 146 00:09:48,068 --> 00:09:51,469 that the doctors gave him only a 5 percent chance to survive... 147 00:09:51,638 --> 00:09:56,575 but then, they didn't account for how pissed off they'd made him. 148 00:10:04,718 --> 00:10:06,447 Mm... 149 00:10:08,488 --> 00:10:10,956 No visitors come in to see him? 150 00:10:13,393 --> 00:10:16,453 He's been sleeping a lot since they brought him back. 151 00:10:17,164 --> 00:10:18,222 Mm. 152 00:10:18,565 --> 00:10:21,466 That's another reason I don't miss nursing. 153 00:10:21,635 --> 00:10:25,264 It's always so sad seeing a patient like that, all alone... 154 00:10:25,472 --> 00:10:27,463 after that kind of surgery. 155 00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:32,271 At least he's quiet. 156 00:10:37,751 --> 00:10:40,914 Day after day, out of sight, and almost out of... 157 00:10:43,123 --> 00:10:44,750 Rachel called this morning. 158 00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:47,426 Really? How's she doing? 159 00:10:47,594 --> 00:10:52,497 She's auditioning for first violin in next semester's symphony. 160 00:10:54,634 --> 00:10:56,329 That's wonderful. 161 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,459 Need any more books? 162 00:11:21,795 --> 00:11:24,855 No, I'm fine. 163 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,199 Got your meds for the night? 164 00:11:28,702 --> 00:11:30,636 I already took them. 165 00:11:30,804 --> 00:11:32,066 How about pillows? 166 00:11:33,073 --> 00:11:36,338 I'm fine, Virginia, really. Thank you. 167 00:11:40,013 --> 00:11:43,813 You know, I could stay a while if you want me to. 168 00:11:44,985 --> 00:11:49,251 No use both of us being useless in the morning, right? 169 00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:52,157 Okay. 170 00:12:18,218 --> 00:12:20,584 She gone? 171 00:12:20,754 --> 00:12:22,187 What? 172 00:12:23,256 --> 00:12:27,352 As something of a public health expert... 173 00:12:28,528 --> 00:12:32,362 I believe more people die from visitors... 174 00:12:32,999 --> 00:12:35,229 than diseases. 175 00:12:39,072 --> 00:12:40,733 "It's the Berries", for 600. 176 00:12:40,941 --> 00:12:44,638 This Swedish berry is also known as the cowberry. 177 00:12:44,878 --> 00:12:47,244 - What is a lingonberry? - What is a lingonberry? 178 00:12:47,414 --> 00:12:50,110 - Correct. - "It's the Berries", for 800. 179 00:12:50,283 --> 00:12:52,703 In a Top 40 hit of 1956, this "Berry" 180 00:12:52,704 --> 00:12:54,652 told Beethoven to roll over. 181 00:12:55,288 --> 00:12:56,812 Who is Chuck Berry? 182 00:12:57,023 --> 00:12:58,820 - Who is Chuck Berry? - Yes. 183 00:12:59,025 --> 00:13:00,117 Hey. 184 00:13:00,961 --> 00:13:02,292 Duke? 185 00:13:02,929 --> 00:13:04,624 You mind? 186 00:13:05,665 --> 00:13:08,099 Oh. Sorry. No. 187 00:13:08,335 --> 00:13:11,566 - What is the Mariana Trench? - What is the Mariana Trench? 188 00:13:12,405 --> 00:13:13,736 Good morning, Edward. 189 00:13:14,574 --> 00:13:17,134 - Morning. - How you feeling? 190 00:13:18,044 --> 00:13:19,671 Dumb question. 191 00:13:19,913 --> 00:13:21,540 How's that catheter? 192 00:13:21,748 --> 00:13:24,273 Don't know how I ever did without it. 193 00:13:24,451 --> 00:13:26,976 Ah, humour is a good sign. 194 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:29,251 Kiss my ass. 195 00:13:29,456 --> 00:13:32,482 As is surliness. It's one of your favourite flavours, right? 196 00:13:32,659 --> 00:13:35,651 - Yeah. - Let's see what we got here. 197 00:13:35,829 --> 00:13:37,592 It looks good. 198 00:13:37,764 --> 00:13:41,029 All right, so the operation went well, okay? 199 00:13:41,201 --> 00:13:43,032 All the post-op brain scans are clean. 200 00:13:43,203 --> 00:13:45,501 Now we go after the sarcoma in the rest of your body. 201 00:13:45,672 --> 00:13:48,539 Now, unfortunately, your blood markers are extremely high... 202 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:51,370 so I would like to begin chemo this morning. 203 00:13:52,212 --> 00:13:55,511 Love the smell of chemo in the morning. 204 00:13:55,715 --> 00:13:57,512 Apocalypse Now, right? 205 00:13:57,684 --> 00:13:59,311 Makes me feel like victory. 206 00:14:00,787 --> 00:14:02,778 - I'll check in with you later. - All right. 207 00:14:02,956 --> 00:14:04,617 Say, doc? Doc? 208 00:14:04,824 --> 00:14:06,792 You think you could just take a look at...? 209 00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:09,298 Sorry, I'm late. Who's your doctor? 210 00:14:09,299 --> 00:14:10,451 He's Dr. Gibian. 211 00:14:10,664 --> 00:14:11,995 I'll let the nurse know. 212 00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:15,091 Appreciate it. 213 00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:21,900 Bitch, ain't it? 214 00:14:25,679 --> 00:14:27,670 - What are quarks? - What are quarks? 215 00:14:27,847 --> 00:14:30,315 - How long you been here? - Oh. 216 00:14:30,483 --> 00:14:32,702 In and out over the past few months. 217 00:14:32,703 --> 00:14:34,920 Got me on an experimental treatment. 218 00:14:35,121 --> 00:14:38,716 - What is the quadratic equation? - What is the quadratic equation? 219 00:14:38,892 --> 00:14:40,382 How rough is it? 220 00:14:41,761 --> 00:14:42,819 Chemo? 221 00:14:44,397 --> 00:14:45,921 Not too bad. 222 00:14:46,132 --> 00:14:48,327 If you don't mind around-the-clock vomiting... 223 00:14:48,501 --> 00:14:50,526 watching your veins turn black... 224 00:14:50,704 --> 00:14:53,901 and feeling like your bones are made of napalm... 225 00:14:54,074 --> 00:14:55,541 it's a day at the beach. 226 00:14:56,176 --> 00:14:57,939 That's a relief. 227 00:14:59,079 --> 00:15:01,570 Of course, I hear people react to it differently. 228 00:15:04,884 --> 00:15:06,408 You'll know by tonight. 229 00:15:07,087 --> 00:15:08,645 Tonight? 230 00:15:12,559 --> 00:15:14,026 Listen... 231 00:15:14,561 --> 00:15:16,654 you don't mind my asking... 232 00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:19,796 what is that contraption you got over there? 233 00:15:19,966 --> 00:15:23,561 It's a siphon. Makes coffee. 234 00:15:24,871 --> 00:15:26,270 What else does it do? 235 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,640 What else does it have to do? 236 00:15:37,217 --> 00:15:39,282 Did you know that coffee was originally 237 00:15:39,283 --> 00:15:41,244 discovered by a shepherd in Ethiopia? 238 00:15:41,988 --> 00:15:43,888 - You don't say. - It's true. 239 00:15:44,457 --> 00:15:47,756 Seems his goats were eating berries from an unfamiliar bush. 240 00:15:47,927 --> 00:15:50,589 Before long, they were running and jumping all over... 241 00:15:50,764 --> 00:15:52,129 having a gay old time. 242 00:15:52,632 --> 00:15:56,295 So the shepherd took some of the branches to the local monastery... 243 00:15:56,469 --> 00:15:59,063 where the abbots decided to roast them. 244 00:15:59,906 --> 00:16:01,339 When the berries burned... 245 00:16:01,508 --> 00:16:04,636 the beans inside gave off such a pleasant aroma... 246 00:16:04,811 --> 00:16:06,711 they brewed them into a stew. 247 00:16:08,748 --> 00:16:10,477 Stew, huh? 248 00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:13,423 And over the next few hundred years, 249 00:16:13,424 --> 00:16:15,747 it spread to Arabia, Europe... 250 00:16:16,222 --> 00:16:19,123 even Sumatra, like that hooch you got over there. 251 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,658 It's called Kopi Luwak. 252 00:16:23,229 --> 00:16:25,026 I know what it's called. 253 00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:27,263 You do? 254 00:16:28,501 --> 00:16:30,594 Never catch me drinking that shit. 255 00:16:31,004 --> 00:16:32,938 Have you ever tried it? 256 00:16:33,606 --> 00:16:37,838 No. I'm more of a instant-coffee man. 257 00:16:38,011 --> 00:16:40,138 Here, here we are. 258 00:16:41,347 --> 00:16:44,441 - Thanks. - No problem. 259 00:16:47,454 --> 00:16:49,012 There you are. 260 00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:53,454 You always had those freckles? 261 00:16:54,994 --> 00:16:56,689 Far as I know. 262 00:16:57,764 --> 00:16:59,197 Nice... 263 00:16:59,365 --> 00:17:00,992 freckles. 264 00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:08,829 Okay, we got prosciutto and melons, 265 00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:10,672 some burrata mozzarella... 266 00:17:10,877 --> 00:17:12,845 and a veal paillard. 267 00:17:13,012 --> 00:17:16,004 The folks at Toscana send their best. 268 00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:18,975 You sure you wanna eat all that? 269 00:17:20,186 --> 00:17:21,881 That's the plan. 270 00:17:24,424 --> 00:17:25,891 What? 271 00:17:27,427 --> 00:17:29,156 Oh... 272 00:17:29,796 --> 00:17:31,855 You want Thomas to make you a plate? 273 00:17:32,031 --> 00:17:35,159 Tommy, fix a plate for... 274 00:17:35,802 --> 00:17:36,894 Carter. 275 00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:39,399 First name or last? 276 00:17:39,672 --> 00:17:40,730 First. 277 00:17:41,841 --> 00:17:44,105 Really? Interesting. 278 00:17:45,078 --> 00:17:48,946 So you want...? Might cheer you up. 279 00:17:49,182 --> 00:17:50,911 No, thanks, I'll pass. 280 00:17:51,518 --> 00:17:53,247 You sure? 281 00:17:56,122 --> 00:17:57,953 Mm, yum, yum. 282 00:18:00,627 --> 00:18:02,618 Best in L.A. 283 00:18:09,035 --> 00:18:11,731 It ain't the best in L.A. no more. 284 00:18:43,002 --> 00:18:44,469 Oh, man. 285 00:18:48,274 --> 00:18:51,607 Maya made the honour roll again. 286 00:18:52,745 --> 00:18:54,610 Bet your ass she did. 287 00:19:02,255 --> 00:19:03,950 My God. 288 00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:10,084 Somewhere, some lucky guy's having a heart attack. 289 00:19:23,343 --> 00:19:24,640 Fellas. 290 00:19:25,178 --> 00:19:26,805 Mr. Cole. 291 00:19:27,013 --> 00:19:32,144 Don't pay any attention to me. I'm just, talking to myself. 292 00:19:33,453 --> 00:19:34,943 It's from Kai. 293 00:19:36,222 --> 00:19:37,995 Says he wants to be a mechanic like 294 00:19:37,996 --> 00:19:39,521 his granddad when he grows up. 295 00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:41,387 I hope you talked him out of that. 296 00:19:41,561 --> 00:19:43,153 Well, I tried. 297 00:19:44,430 --> 00:19:45,692 What do we got here? 298 00:19:46,132 --> 00:19:48,293 It's a Shelby 350. 299 00:19:51,037 --> 00:19:53,631 - I always wanted one of those. - Yeah. 300 00:19:53,806 --> 00:19:55,865 Kai remembered. 301 00:20:01,214 --> 00:20:04,047 Mum seems to think you're not getting enough rest. 302 00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:11,088 She loves you, Pop. 303 00:20:18,564 --> 00:20:20,054 Okay. 304 00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:25,198 You'll, call us when you get your test results, huh? 305 00:20:27,006 --> 00:20:28,837 If that day ever comes. 306 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:31,002 Okay. 307 00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:36,545 - Take care. - Okay. 308 00:20:44,424 --> 00:20:46,221 He your oldest? 309 00:20:46,392 --> 00:20:47,723 Yeah. 310 00:20:47,894 --> 00:20:49,623 What's he do? 311 00:20:50,363 --> 00:20:53,628 - Roger's a tax attorney. - Oh. 312 00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:55,557 Here. 313 00:20:56,869 --> 00:20:58,928 His brother, Lee, is an engineer. 314 00:21:05,945 --> 00:21:07,879 Who's the pretty little lady? 315 00:21:08,081 --> 00:21:11,209 That's Rachel. Youngest of the three. 316 00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:12,916 Big age difference. 317 00:21:13,086 --> 00:21:15,714 Yeah, well, she was a surprise. 318 00:21:15,888 --> 00:21:19,380 We'd hardly gotten the boys out of the house when she came along. 319 00:21:20,526 --> 00:21:22,892 She's an outstanding violinist. 320 00:21:25,798 --> 00:21:27,459 You got kids? 321 00:21:29,635 --> 00:21:31,398 Depends. 322 00:21:32,839 --> 00:21:35,239 Never stayed married long enough. 323 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,240 Oh, well... 324 00:21:36,409 --> 00:21:41,608 don't worry, I've been married long enough for the both of us. 325 00:21:42,115 --> 00:21:43,639 How's that going? 326 00:21:45,918 --> 00:21:47,476 It's going. 327 00:21:48,287 --> 00:21:50,187 That good, huh? 328 00:21:51,257 --> 00:21:54,124 Well, that's why they invented light switches. 329 00:21:57,130 --> 00:22:02,193 Don't get me wrong, I loved being married, been there four times. 330 00:22:02,368 --> 00:22:05,633 Problem is I love being single too. 331 00:22:06,672 --> 00:22:09,664 Hard to do them both at the same time. 332 00:22:10,643 --> 00:22:13,976 Well, nobody's perfect. 333 00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:17,638 Only successful marriage I had was me and my work. 334 00:22:18,017 --> 00:22:22,113 I started making money when I was 16... 335 00:22:22,789 --> 00:22:24,848 and that was that. 336 00:22:25,158 --> 00:22:26,785 Never stopped. 337 00:22:27,193 --> 00:22:28,888 I'll be damned. 338 00:22:31,097 --> 00:22:33,463 I wanted to be a history professor. 339 00:22:33,699 --> 00:22:35,166 Nobody's perfect. 340 00:22:37,703 --> 00:22:40,297 I made it through two months of City College... 341 00:22:40,473 --> 00:22:43,135 before Virginia gave me the news. 342 00:22:43,709 --> 00:22:45,677 And then, you know... 343 00:22:46,846 --> 00:22:51,909 young, black, broke, baby on the way... 344 00:22:53,719 --> 00:22:56,688 Take the first decent job that comes along. 345 00:22:59,759 --> 00:23:01,852 I always meant to go back... 346 00:23:02,528 --> 00:23:05,861 but 45 years goes by pretty fast. 347 00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:10,063 Like smoke through a keyhole. 348 00:23:25,218 --> 00:23:26,651 Shit. 349 00:23:45,171 --> 00:23:50,473 Don't give me the morphine while I'm sleeping. It's a waste. 350 00:23:51,210 --> 00:23:54,976 Maybe she's trying to kill us both. You ever think of that? 351 00:23:55,181 --> 00:23:56,614 Gin. 352 00:23:58,284 --> 00:24:00,184 What are you, the devil? 353 00:24:00,553 --> 00:24:03,249 What if I lost my mind already? 354 00:24:04,223 --> 00:24:05,884 Jesus, no. 355 00:24:06,058 --> 00:24:10,222 No. No, no Jesus, this is not praying. 356 00:24:10,630 --> 00:24:13,656 I'm talking to myself out loud, that's... 357 00:24:13,833 --> 00:24:16,563 You ever think about suicide? 358 00:24:16,736 --> 00:24:18,636 - Suicide? Me? - Yeah. 359 00:24:18,804 --> 00:24:20,465 Lord, no. 360 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,700 Thought so. Stage one. 361 00:24:24,277 --> 00:24:25,744 What? 362 00:24:26,078 --> 00:24:28,774 The five stages, but... 363 00:24:28,948 --> 00:24:30,006 Denial. 364 00:24:30,249 --> 00:24:34,083 Then anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. 365 00:24:34,253 --> 00:24:38,349 So of course you're not thinking of suicide. 366 00:24:38,724 --> 00:24:41,784 You're in stage one. Denial. 367 00:24:42,662 --> 00:24:44,493 What stage are you in? 368 00:24:45,865 --> 00:24:47,127 Denial. 369 00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:48,858 And thinking about suicide. 370 00:24:49,035 --> 00:24:51,128 Yeah, okay. It's just a frame of... 371 00:24:51,304 --> 00:24:53,966 Well, it looks like you won't be needing this anymore. 372 00:24:54,173 --> 00:24:56,607 - That's it? - Yep, fourth and final. 373 00:24:57,109 --> 00:24:58,133 What's next? 374 00:24:58,311 --> 00:25:01,109 They have to run all the tests first, see where we stand. 375 00:25:01,447 --> 00:25:03,642 - Well, how long? - Takes a while. 376 00:25:03,849 --> 00:25:06,181 I'll get Dr. Gibian to schedule them when I see him. 377 00:25:06,352 --> 00:25:07,376 Thanks. 378 00:25:07,553 --> 00:25:09,612 I'm on for another hour, anything you need? 379 00:25:10,523 --> 00:25:12,616 Clean bill of health if you got one. 380 00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:14,290 Hang in there, Carter. 381 00:25:15,461 --> 00:25:16,621 That's what I do. 382 00:25:21,367 --> 00:25:23,699 And line to centre, base hit... 383 00:25:23,869 --> 00:25:26,736 Kent will have to play it on three bounces... 384 00:25:26,906 --> 00:25:29,670 and Alou will score. The throw goes to the back... 385 00:25:29,842 --> 00:25:34,142 Hit the cutoff man, for crying out loud. 386 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,004 You see... 387 00:25:36,382 --> 00:25:39,647 that's the problem with the game today: 388 00:25:39,819 --> 00:25:42,219 No fundamentals. 389 00:25:42,388 --> 00:25:44,515 Did you ever read, "The Time of Your Life"? 390 00:25:44,991 --> 00:25:47,323 - William Saroyan. - Yeah. 391 00:25:47,526 --> 00:25:51,553 "No foundation. All the way down the line." 392 00:25:51,731 --> 00:25:54,097 When we were growing up... What are you doing? 393 00:25:55,101 --> 00:25:56,693 Nothing, scribbling. 394 00:25:57,903 --> 00:25:59,894 Scribbling? What? 395 00:26:00,406 --> 00:26:02,670 Nothing. Just scribbling. 396 00:26:05,678 --> 00:26:09,239 Oh, sure, that's what you wanna do... 397 00:26:09,448 --> 00:26:13,509 bounce a slider with a man on third. 398 00:26:13,853 --> 00:26:16,754 These kids today, they... 399 00:26:18,924 --> 00:26:23,623 Earphones. I'm talking to myself, again. 400 00:26:28,934 --> 00:26:30,731 - Edward? - Doc. 401 00:26:31,037 --> 00:26:32,334 How's it going there? 402 00:26:32,705 --> 00:26:34,639 Dumb question. 403 00:26:37,877 --> 00:26:39,538 I got the test back. 404 00:26:40,646 --> 00:26:42,341 I'll just lay it out, huh? 405 00:26:44,617 --> 00:26:45,879 Six months. 406 00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,087 A year if we're lucky. 407 00:26:50,089 --> 00:26:53,286 There is an experimental program that we've been conducting... 408 00:26:53,459 --> 00:26:55,450 and I don't wanna get your hopes up... 409 00:26:55,628 --> 00:26:58,153 but I think you would be an excellent candidate... 410 00:26:58,364 --> 00:26:59,592 Hey, doc. 411 00:27:01,067 --> 00:27:02,364 Yes? 412 00:27:03,269 --> 00:27:05,601 You're blocking my view. 413 00:27:08,407 --> 00:27:09,431 Oh. 414 00:27:09,608 --> 00:27:11,007 Sorry. 415 00:27:13,512 --> 00:27:15,173 Anyway, if there's any questions... 416 00:27:15,414 --> 00:27:17,780 day or night, you know where to find me. 417 00:27:18,751 --> 00:27:20,309 One question. 418 00:27:20,753 --> 00:27:22,277 Sure, of course. 419 00:27:23,823 --> 00:27:27,418 Carter, you wanna ask Dr. Hollins something? 420 00:27:27,626 --> 00:27:30,459 I mean, I'm not familiar with Mr. Chambers'... 421 00:27:30,663 --> 00:27:32,961 Well, get familiar. 422 00:27:38,304 --> 00:27:41,330 I just wanted to know how I stand, that's all. 423 00:27:41,841 --> 00:27:45,538 Sure. How about I'll go take a look at your chart, okay? 424 00:27:46,312 --> 00:27:47,836 Thank you. 425 00:28:04,363 --> 00:28:05,796 Edward? 426 00:28:13,172 --> 00:28:14,662 Edward? 427 00:28:23,949 --> 00:28:26,008 There was a survey once. 428 00:28:26,585 --> 00:28:29,748 A thousand people were asked, if they could know in advance... 429 00:28:29,955 --> 00:28:33,083 would they want to know the exact day of their death. 430 00:28:33,259 --> 00:28:36,353 Ninety-six percent of them said no. 431 00:28:38,397 --> 00:28:41,093 I always kind of leaned toward the other 4 percent. 432 00:28:42,268 --> 00:28:44,828 I thought it would be liberating... 433 00:28:45,004 --> 00:28:48,098 knowing how much time you had left to work with. 434 00:28:48,274 --> 00:28:49,605 A year at best. 435 00:28:49,775 --> 00:28:52,175 It turns out, it's not. 436 00:28:52,344 --> 00:28:54,539 We're pretty much out of options. 437 00:29:20,439 --> 00:29:22,407 You want to play cards? 438 00:29:23,876 --> 00:29:26,367 Thought you'd never ask. 439 00:29:36,655 --> 00:29:38,520 Rise and shine. 440 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,255 Or that. 441 00:29:54,406 --> 00:29:55,430 Let me see that. 442 00:29:59,044 --> 00:30:01,035 And, Thomas... 443 00:30:01,247 --> 00:30:03,112 call Marie at Christie's. 444 00:30:03,282 --> 00:30:06,979 Tell her I won't be bidding this season. 445 00:30:07,853 --> 00:30:09,548 I understand. 446 00:30:10,189 --> 00:30:14,353 Sir, I don't mean to sound indelicate... 447 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:18,321 but how do you want me to handle your...? 448 00:30:19,131 --> 00:30:20,689 Death? 449 00:30:22,601 --> 00:30:24,592 Treat it as if it were your own. 450 00:30:25,671 --> 00:30:28,765 So leave all the money to my assistant? 451 00:30:31,610 --> 00:30:35,137 Go get me one of those almond croissants that I like. 452 00:30:36,982 --> 00:30:38,950 And don't buy any green bananas. 453 00:30:57,336 --> 00:30:59,827 - What are you doing? - What is this? 454 00:31:00,506 --> 00:31:03,202 - Come on, give it back. - What is it? 455 00:31:03,375 --> 00:31:04,808 Give it back. 456 00:31:06,111 --> 00:31:09,410 It was on the floor. I didn't know it was a state secret. 457 00:31:13,319 --> 00:31:17,312 Well, my freshman philosophy professor... 458 00:31:17,489 --> 00:31:20,981 assigned this exercise in forward thinking. 459 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,752 He called it a "Bucket List." 460 00:31:23,362 --> 00:31:24,966 We were supposed to make a list of 461 00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:26,854 things we wanted to do in our lives... 462 00:31:27,066 --> 00:31:29,057 - before we... - Kicked the bucket. 463 00:31:29,234 --> 00:31:30,895 Cutesy. 464 00:31:31,070 --> 00:31:33,732 Anyway, I wrote things like "make a million dollars." 465 00:31:33,906 --> 00:31:38,206 "first black president," you know, young man's wishes. 466 00:31:38,377 --> 00:31:41,278 I was gonna redo the list, but then... 467 00:31:41,513 --> 00:31:44,846 "Help a complete stranger for the good." 468 00:31:45,951 --> 00:31:48,442 "Laugh until I cry." 469 00:31:49,088 --> 00:31:53,081 Not to be judgemental, but this is extremely weak. 470 00:31:53,726 --> 00:31:56,752 Well, it's pointless now. 471 00:31:57,363 --> 00:32:01,527 I would argue the exact opposite. 472 00:32:02,401 --> 00:32:04,631 All right. That's it. 473 00:32:04,803 --> 00:32:05,861 What are you doing? 474 00:32:06,071 --> 00:32:08,471 A little rewrite, that's all. 475 00:32:08,874 --> 00:32:12,640 I mean, don't you want to go out with some balls? Guns blazing? 476 00:32:12,811 --> 00:32:14,540 Have a little fun? 477 00:32:14,747 --> 00:32:16,401 It was not supposed to be about 478 00:32:16,402 --> 00:32:18,376 guns blazing or anything like that. 479 00:32:18,550 --> 00:32:19,949 You're missing the point. 480 00:32:20,185 --> 00:32:23,712 What the hell is "witness something majestic"? 481 00:32:24,957 --> 00:32:26,822 Have you ever been to the Himalayas? 482 00:32:29,561 --> 00:32:32,496 "Drive a Mustang Shelby." Not bad. 483 00:32:32,698 --> 00:32:37,795 I got one. All right. How about skydiving? 484 00:32:39,304 --> 00:32:41,272 Now we're onto something. 485 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,634 We're onto something? 486 00:32:42,808 --> 00:32:46,209 - Huh. - Let me see that. Come on. 487 00:32:47,646 --> 00:32:49,136 Fine. 488 00:32:55,854 --> 00:32:58,152 "Kiss the most beautiful girl in the world"? 489 00:32:58,323 --> 00:32:59,847 How do you propose doing that? 490 00:33:00,526 --> 00:33:01,618 Volume. 491 00:33:06,231 --> 00:33:10,224 "Get a tattoo." Is that the sum of your ambition? 492 00:33:11,270 --> 00:33:13,534 Edward, I've taken baths deeper than you. 493 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,167 It's easy to be deep in freshman philosophy. 494 00:33:18,343 --> 00:33:20,277 What's Dr. Hollins say? 495 00:33:20,479 --> 00:33:22,709 We got months, right? 496 00:33:22,881 --> 00:33:24,178 A year, maybe. 497 00:33:24,383 --> 00:33:27,318 You think 45 years went by fast? 498 00:33:29,455 --> 00:33:31,252 We could do this. 499 00:33:31,990 --> 00:33:33,548 We should do this. 500 00:33:33,792 --> 00:33:34,816 No, I couldn't. 501 00:33:34,993 --> 00:33:38,793 Don't think about money. That's all I got is money. 502 00:33:38,964 --> 00:33:40,192 But I don't know. I... 503 00:33:40,399 --> 00:33:41,661 What don't you know? 504 00:33:42,034 --> 00:33:44,366 It was meant to be metaphorical. 505 00:33:44,536 --> 00:33:46,553 I'm just trying to get a handle on... 506 00:33:46,554 --> 00:33:47,562 Blah, blah, blah. 507 00:33:47,773 --> 00:33:48,899 Metaphors. 508 00:33:49,141 --> 00:33:53,009 You're the one crying you never took a shot. Here's your chance. 509 00:33:53,212 --> 00:33:55,976 My chance to what? Make a fool of myself? 510 00:33:56,982 --> 00:33:58,381 Never too late. 511 00:34:02,387 --> 00:34:04,821 What do you think happens now? 512 00:34:04,990 --> 00:34:07,584 I go back and sit around listening to people... 513 00:34:07,793 --> 00:34:11,889 talking about mezzanine financing and subordinated debt... 514 00:34:12,097 --> 00:34:14,930 pretending that I care about dead money. 515 00:34:15,334 --> 00:34:19,031 You go home to some ceremonial procession into death... 516 00:34:19,238 --> 00:34:22,173 with everyone standing around watching you die... 517 00:34:22,341 --> 00:34:23,933 while you try to comfort them. 518 00:34:24,610 --> 00:34:29,206 Is that what you want, to be smothered by pity and grief? 519 00:34:29,548 --> 00:34:31,175 Well, not me. 520 00:34:31,850 --> 00:34:37,049 And in your heart, Carter, I believe not you either. 521 00:34:40,325 --> 00:34:44,056 We're both in the same boat. How's that for a metaphor? 522 00:34:45,631 --> 00:34:48,964 We got a real opportunity here. 523 00:34:49,268 --> 00:34:50,929 Opportunity? 524 00:34:51,103 --> 00:34:54,231 That is real twisted, even by your standards. 525 00:34:54,439 --> 00:34:58,876 We still feel good, right? Energy's coming back a little bit. 526 00:34:59,077 --> 00:35:01,568 Asymptomatic, the doc says. 527 00:35:02,047 --> 00:35:04,914 The way I see it, we can lay around here... 528 00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:08,951 hoping for a miracle in some bullshit science experiment... 529 00:35:09,121 --> 00:35:13,888 or we can put some moves on. 530 00:35:23,735 --> 00:35:25,259 Skydiving, huh? 531 00:35:26,305 --> 00:35:27,602 All right. 532 00:35:30,242 --> 00:35:33,803 What kind of hospital is this? There isn't an M.D. within a mile. 533 00:35:35,414 --> 00:35:37,974 Virginia, we have to talk. 534 00:35:38,650 --> 00:35:39,776 What did they say? 535 00:35:39,952 --> 00:35:45,515 Mrs. Chambers, I'm gonna give you two a little quiet time. 536 00:35:45,691 --> 00:35:47,181 Excuse me. 537 00:35:58,604 --> 00:35:59,901 It's not good. 538 00:36:05,844 --> 00:36:08,312 I knew we should have gone to UCLA. 539 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,641 The surgeons are better. Post-op is better. 540 00:36:10,849 --> 00:36:13,010 - Wouldn't have mattered. - You don't know that. 541 00:36:13,218 --> 00:36:15,982 We're not giving up. I want another opinion. 542 00:36:16,154 --> 00:36:17,553 Ah, Virginia. 543 00:36:17,789 --> 00:36:20,053 Yes, Oncology, please. Dr. Veteri's office. 544 00:36:20,292 --> 00:36:22,192 Virginia, no. 545 00:36:22,527 --> 00:36:24,188 Let me handle this. 546 00:36:26,798 --> 00:36:29,562 Dr. Veteri? Virginia Chambers. 547 00:36:29,735 --> 00:36:31,566 Yes, that's right... 548 00:36:45,851 --> 00:36:47,819 I'm going away for a while. 549 00:36:48,820 --> 00:36:50,515 What are you talking about? 550 00:36:50,722 --> 00:36:53,486 I'm talking about Edward and I are going away. 551 00:36:53,759 --> 00:36:55,727 Edward and you? 552 00:36:56,228 --> 00:36:58,526 Going away where? 553 00:37:00,332 --> 00:37:02,266 I don't expect you to understand. 554 00:37:02,734 --> 00:37:05,897 You're damn right I don't understand. 555 00:37:06,071 --> 00:37:09,199 I don't understand how you can just give up like this. 556 00:37:09,374 --> 00:37:11,876 How you can just quit... Quit fighting. 557 00:37:11,877 --> 00:37:12,877 Virginia. 558 00:37:12,878 --> 00:37:14,611 Why don't you tell our children that? 559 00:37:14,846 --> 00:37:18,247 See what they say when they find out you've given up on them. 560 00:37:18,483 --> 00:37:20,246 Given up on them? 561 00:37:21,053 --> 00:37:23,044 Given up on them? 562 00:37:23,789 --> 00:37:26,758 I've got 45 years greased up under the hood of a car... 563 00:37:26,925 --> 00:37:30,588 so that they didn't want for anything, and they didn't. 564 00:37:30,762 --> 00:37:33,060 I think I've earned some time for myself. 565 00:37:33,265 --> 00:37:37,031 To do what? Run off with a total stranger? 566 00:37:37,235 --> 00:37:38,566 He's not a stranger. 567 00:37:38,770 --> 00:37:40,135 I'm your wife. 568 00:37:40,372 --> 00:37:42,636 And I'm your husband. And I'm their father. 569 00:37:42,808 --> 00:37:45,436 And I'm a grandfather. And I'm a damn mechanic. 570 00:37:45,644 --> 00:37:46,804 And you're a fool. 571 00:37:47,312 --> 00:37:49,492 You're a fool who thinks he's figured 572 00:37:49,493 --> 00:37:51,442 out a way how not to have cancer. 573 00:37:57,389 --> 00:37:59,084 I'm sorry. 574 00:38:09,735 --> 00:38:12,260 My husband is not for sale. 575 00:38:26,084 --> 00:38:28,052 She hates me. 576 00:38:33,058 --> 00:38:34,923 Do you hate me? 577 00:38:37,129 --> 00:38:38,687 Not yet. 578 00:38:43,101 --> 00:38:44,932 And so it began. 579 00:39:01,319 --> 00:39:03,787 I've always been afraid to go up in an aeroplane... 580 00:39:03,989 --> 00:39:07,584 now I'm gonna jump out of one at the whim of a maniac. 581 00:39:09,594 --> 00:39:10,959 Wanna get it? 582 00:39:11,630 --> 00:39:13,996 How do you suggest we do that? 583 00:39:14,399 --> 00:39:15,457 Wait. 584 00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:16,792 Ow. 585 00:39:23,675 --> 00:39:25,142 Damn it. 586 00:39:30,749 --> 00:39:32,478 Not a word. 587 00:39:34,252 --> 00:39:36,345 Back to the seat, Kyle. 588 00:39:36,555 --> 00:39:38,771 You'll have to forgive him, Kyle. 589 00:39:38,772 --> 00:39:41,322 He's worried about the little woman. 590 00:39:41,526 --> 00:39:44,017 This has nothing to do with my wife. 591 00:39:44,229 --> 00:39:45,628 Thirty seconds to drop. 592 00:39:45,831 --> 00:39:48,061 The Sequel was like that. 593 00:39:48,233 --> 00:39:50,758 She never backed me up on anything. 594 00:39:51,002 --> 00:39:52,128 The Sequel? 595 00:39:52,337 --> 00:39:54,703 The second Mrs. Edward Cole. 596 00:39:55,707 --> 00:39:58,175 God, that woman hated me. 597 00:39:58,376 --> 00:40:00,537 Maybe because you called her The Sequel. 598 00:40:01,179 --> 00:40:05,343 Jeez, Kyle, I never looked at it that way. 599 00:40:05,517 --> 00:40:07,382 - Fifteen seconds. - No, no. 600 00:40:07,586 --> 00:40:10,180 - Wait. Wait, I can't do this. - Sure you can. 601 00:40:10,388 --> 00:40:12,788 No. I can't. Really. 602 00:40:13,024 --> 00:40:14,889 It's not the jump you're afraid of. 603 00:40:15,093 --> 00:40:16,526 The hell it's not. 604 00:40:16,728 --> 00:40:19,060 You're just afraid your chute won't open... 605 00:40:19,231 --> 00:40:23,691 and you'll show up at your own funeral as a Denver omelette. 606 00:40:23,902 --> 00:40:27,133 No, I'm pretty much just worried the chute won't open. 607 00:40:27,305 --> 00:40:28,465 No, no. 608 00:40:32,444 --> 00:40:34,969 Man's got some lungs, huh? 609 00:40:35,547 --> 00:40:37,777 Let's hit the silk. 610 00:40:38,316 --> 00:40:41,717 Geronimo. 611 00:40:41,887 --> 00:40:46,415 Oh, yeah, beautiful. 612 00:40:51,263 --> 00:40:53,663 Pull the thing. Pull the cord. 613 00:40:53,832 --> 00:40:57,233 How about this, huh? This is living. 614 00:40:57,435 --> 00:41:00,268 I hate your rotten guts. 615 00:41:00,472 --> 00:41:03,066 Surrender to the void. 616 00:41:03,408 --> 00:41:05,638 Which one of these damn cords do you pull? 617 00:41:05,844 --> 00:41:07,515 Don't touch it. We're not in the drop 618 00:41:07,516 --> 00:41:09,143 zone yet. We could wind up in the... 619 00:41:11,216 --> 00:41:13,650 Okay. Let's deploy. 620 00:41:13,985 --> 00:41:17,944 ♪ I got a feeling I'm falling ♪ 621 00:41:18,290 --> 00:41:20,417 We're in the red zone. Pull the cord. 622 00:41:20,592 --> 00:41:24,255 ♪ I got a feeling I'm falling in love ♪ 623 00:41:24,429 --> 00:41:26,727 Pull the damn cord. 624 00:41:28,033 --> 00:41:30,024 I was in love once. 625 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,876 Tommy, we live to die another day. 626 00:41:39,110 --> 00:41:40,702 How lucky for me. 627 00:41:40,879 --> 00:41:45,179 No jokes, Thomas, remember the will. You're so close. 628 00:41:46,685 --> 00:41:48,880 Let me ask you something. 629 00:41:49,054 --> 00:41:51,488 Is it Tommy or Thomas? 630 00:41:51,656 --> 00:41:55,524 It's actually Matthew, but he finds that too biblical. 631 00:41:55,694 --> 00:41:58,891 Let's eat something. Come on. 632 00:41:59,064 --> 00:42:00,759 Is he insane? 633 00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:02,565 Depends. 634 00:42:05,870 --> 00:42:07,667 So you decided? 635 00:42:07,839 --> 00:42:09,725 No, I couldn't think of anything I 636 00:42:09,726 --> 00:42:11,832 wanted to be stuck with permanently. 637 00:42:12,010 --> 00:42:15,468 What's permanently? We're gonna be dead in five minutes. 638 00:42:15,647 --> 00:42:18,548 - What? - Figure of speech. 639 00:42:18,717 --> 00:42:23,347 So no Confederate flag, no black Jesus. 640 00:42:23,555 --> 00:42:25,147 No, I'm gonna... 641 00:42:25,357 --> 00:42:27,222 Pass. Yeah, sure. 642 00:42:27,425 --> 00:42:29,586 Well, I never agreed to desecrate my body. 643 00:42:29,828 --> 00:42:32,388 You worried they won't bury you in a Jewish cemetery? 644 00:42:33,098 --> 00:42:34,588 What, the wife? 645 00:42:34,799 --> 00:42:36,323 It's a tattoo. 646 00:42:36,534 --> 00:42:39,094 It's not like you're dumping her for another woman. 647 00:42:39,838 --> 00:42:41,703 I never been with another woman. 648 00:42:42,307 --> 00:42:43,365 Whoa. 649 00:42:44,609 --> 00:42:46,941 That's gotta be on the list. 650 00:42:47,178 --> 00:42:48,941 No, no. I don't think so. 651 00:42:49,114 --> 00:42:51,412 Sixty-six years? 652 00:42:51,616 --> 00:42:55,017 Man, oh, man. We ought to have a big orgy. 653 00:42:55,220 --> 00:42:56,312 No. 654 00:42:56,521 --> 00:42:58,352 Orgy's not even being unfaithful. 655 00:42:58,556 --> 00:42:59,682 No. 656 00:42:59,891 --> 00:43:02,883 It's just, like, professional. 657 00:43:03,094 --> 00:43:04,220 No. 658 00:43:04,562 --> 00:43:06,621 I don't even have to be there. 659 00:43:11,936 --> 00:43:13,927 Hello, darling. 660 00:43:15,874 --> 00:43:18,144 You gonna drive it or buy it a dress? 661 00:43:18,145 --> 00:43:19,145 Ha, ha. 662 00:43:19,244 --> 00:43:21,872 Just getting to know each other. 663 00:43:30,922 --> 00:43:33,152 You sure we're cleared for this? 664 00:43:33,391 --> 00:43:37,293 Of course we're cleared for it. What if we weren't? 665 00:43:37,462 --> 00:43:39,089 Just checking. 666 00:43:59,617 --> 00:44:03,883 Come on. Tap it, baby. Let's see what she's got. 667 00:44:04,289 --> 00:44:06,189 Ah, we're doing just fine. 668 00:44:06,424 --> 00:44:10,656 You sound like some kid going to the junior prom. 669 00:44:11,930 --> 00:44:14,626 You sound like someone looking for an ass-whupping. 670 00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:17,762 Ass-whupping? Ho-ho-ho-ho. 671 00:44:17,936 --> 00:44:19,927 - You got nothing. - Ha, ha. 672 00:44:20,305 --> 00:44:23,763 Got enough for you, Sunny Jim, dangling. 673 00:44:34,686 --> 00:44:37,154 Did you just make a penis reference? 674 00:44:37,722 --> 00:44:39,553 What if I did? 675 00:44:40,959 --> 00:44:43,621 Jesus. You're gonna kill us both. 676 00:44:43,828 --> 00:44:45,022 What if I do? 677 00:44:46,831 --> 00:44:48,321 Goddamn it. 678 00:44:50,368 --> 00:44:52,063 You're breaking evil on me. 679 00:44:52,303 --> 00:44:54,703 Evil? I'll show you evil. 680 00:44:54,939 --> 00:44:57,203 I'll show you Evel goddamn Knievel. 681 00:44:57,375 --> 00:44:59,935 Pick up on this, chicken man. 682 00:45:05,583 --> 00:45:07,813 Yee-ha. 683 00:45:14,159 --> 00:45:16,320 Chicken man, huh? 684 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,096 You can run, but you cannot hide. 685 00:45:54,132 --> 00:45:55,895 What do you wanna do next? 686 00:46:01,039 --> 00:46:02,939 How much money do you have anyway? 687 00:46:03,107 --> 00:46:04,904 Didn't anyone ever tell you... 688 00:46:05,076 --> 00:46:07,909 that it's rude to talk about someone else's money? 689 00:46:08,079 --> 00:46:11,105 I never knew anyone with enough to ask. 690 00:47:11,142 --> 00:47:12,166 Medicinal. 691 00:47:26,591 --> 00:47:29,287 It's indescribably beautiful. 692 00:47:30,328 --> 00:47:33,320 I love flying over the polar cap. 693 00:47:34,032 --> 00:47:36,125 Above the desolation. 694 00:47:36,634 --> 00:47:38,534 The stars... 695 00:47:39,671 --> 00:47:42,640 it's really one of God's good ones. 696 00:47:45,877 --> 00:47:51,247 So you think a being of some sort did all this? 697 00:47:52,183 --> 00:47:53,616 You don't? 698 00:47:53,818 --> 00:47:57,811 You mean, do I believe if I look up in the sky... 699 00:47:57,989 --> 00:48:00,321 and promise this or that... 700 00:48:00,491 --> 00:48:04,359 the Biggie will make all this go away? 701 00:48:04,996 --> 00:48:06,020 No. 702 00:48:06,497 --> 00:48:09,364 Then 95 percent of the people on Earth are wrong? 703 00:48:09,567 --> 00:48:11,535 If life has taught me anything... 704 00:48:11,703 --> 00:48:14,934 it's that 95 percent of the people are always wrong. 705 00:48:15,173 --> 00:48:16,731 It's called faith. 706 00:48:17,675 --> 00:48:20,189 I honestly envy people who have faith. 707 00:48:20,190 --> 00:48:22,510 I just can't get my head around it. 708 00:48:22,947 --> 00:48:25,142 Maybe your head's in the way. 709 00:48:27,518 --> 00:48:31,215 Carter, we've all had hundreds of these discussions... 710 00:48:31,389 --> 00:48:35,257 and every one of them always hits the same wall. 711 00:48:35,426 --> 00:48:40,295 Is there a sugarplum fairy or not? 712 00:48:40,465 --> 00:48:44,231 And nobody has ever gotten over that wall. 713 00:48:44,769 --> 00:48:47,704 So, what do you believe? 714 00:48:49,574 --> 00:48:52,304 I resist all beliefs. 715 00:48:52,610 --> 00:48:56,307 No big bang? Random universe? 716 00:48:56,481 --> 00:48:57,709 We live. 717 00:48:57,915 --> 00:48:59,382 We die. 718 00:48:59,550 --> 00:49:03,077 And the wheels on the bus go round and round. 719 00:49:05,456 --> 00:49:08,425 What if you're wrong? 720 00:49:09,627 --> 00:49:11,754 I'd love to be wrong. 721 00:49:11,929 --> 00:49:15,490 If I'm wrong, I win. 722 00:49:18,703 --> 00:49:21,331 I'm not sure it works that way. 723 00:49:23,141 --> 00:49:26,668 Well, you're not claiming you know something I don't. 724 00:49:28,913 --> 00:49:30,938 I just have faith. 725 00:49:34,519 --> 00:49:36,851 Hallelujah, brother... 726 00:49:37,021 --> 00:49:38,955 and pass the mustard. 727 00:49:47,465 --> 00:49:49,023 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 728 00:49:54,005 --> 00:49:56,633 - Know how they harvest caviar? - Hit me. 729 00:49:56,841 --> 00:49:59,173 When a female sturgeon is caught... 730 00:49:59,377 --> 00:50:02,778 the fisherman has to take great care to see she dies peacefully. 731 00:50:02,947 --> 00:50:05,643 If she feels the least bit threatened... 732 00:50:05,850 --> 00:50:08,318 she secretes a sour chemical that ruins the eggs. 733 00:50:08,486 --> 00:50:10,317 Sounds like my third wife. 734 00:50:12,256 --> 00:50:15,657 Woman thought mayonnaise came from a plant. 735 00:50:18,529 --> 00:50:20,258 I could get used to this. 736 00:50:20,465 --> 00:50:22,763 Also sounds like my third wife. 737 00:50:28,573 --> 00:50:31,269 Thirty years I've been coming here. 738 00:50:32,276 --> 00:50:34,574 First time with a guy. 739 00:50:34,812 --> 00:50:36,177 Well, I'm flattered. 740 00:50:37,148 --> 00:50:39,878 Emily's 10th birthday was the best, though. 741 00:50:40,585 --> 00:50:41,882 Who's Emily? 742 00:50:42,220 --> 00:50:43,881 My little... 743 00:50:45,923 --> 00:50:48,551 Well, she's not so little anymore. 744 00:50:49,694 --> 00:50:51,025 You have a daughter? 745 00:50:51,229 --> 00:50:54,562 - But I thought you said... - Yeah, well... 746 00:50:54,732 --> 00:50:57,098 I didn't know you then. 747 00:51:01,672 --> 00:51:04,698 Make a long story short... 748 00:51:05,376 --> 00:51:07,241 I don't see her. 749 00:51:16,521 --> 00:51:17,579 What are you doing? 750 00:51:18,089 --> 00:51:19,920 It's time. 751 00:51:20,925 --> 00:51:23,450 - No, no, no. Cross that off. - Why not? 752 00:51:23,694 --> 00:51:25,685 - Cross it off. - Why? 753 00:51:25,897 --> 00:51:27,194 Why? 754 00:51:27,398 --> 00:51:29,423 There is no why. 755 00:51:35,706 --> 00:51:37,697 - What's the matter? - Excuse me. 756 00:51:38,075 --> 00:51:39,337 Where you going? 757 00:51:43,114 --> 00:51:45,048 Just like a broad. 758 00:51:52,456 --> 00:51:55,084 Look, Carter... 759 00:51:56,093 --> 00:51:58,425 I'm sorry. I know... 760 00:51:59,297 --> 00:52:02,130 sometimes I get a little overbearing and I... 761 00:52:04,936 --> 00:52:06,631 Jesus Christ. 762 00:52:06,804 --> 00:52:08,931 - It's all right. It's okay. - What? What? 763 00:52:09,106 --> 00:52:11,472 The top on the catheter came loose, that's all. 764 00:52:11,642 --> 00:52:14,236 Well, maybe we should get you to a hospital, Carter... 765 00:52:14,412 --> 00:52:15,763 I just busted out of the hospital. 766 00:52:15,764 --> 00:52:16,764 Huh? 767 00:52:16,765 --> 00:52:18,244 It's all right. Look, it's already 768 00:52:18,245 --> 00:52:20,177 stopped, see? Let's get out of here. 769 00:52:20,418 --> 00:52:23,012 It looks wonderful... 770 00:52:23,187 --> 00:52:24,984 - Maybe I'll get the... - Let's just go. 771 00:52:25,156 --> 00:52:27,647 - You go straight to the car. - Come on. Come on. 772 00:52:27,825 --> 00:52:29,292 Okay, all right. 773 00:52:40,004 --> 00:52:43,269 - Where's...? Where's Tommy? - In the salon, Monsieur. 774 00:52:46,777 --> 00:52:48,506 Oh, my. 775 00:52:49,547 --> 00:52:51,674 How much money do you have? 776 00:52:52,950 --> 00:52:55,145 Well, I wouldn't bleed on the rugs. 777 00:52:58,322 --> 00:53:02,782 I'm gonna find some place where I can take a nice hot bath. 778 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,393 Be as good as new afterwards. 779 00:53:04,795 --> 00:53:06,430 You... Okay. 780 00:53:06,431 --> 00:53:07,431 Tom... 781 00:53:07,432 --> 00:53:09,197 Okay, we're all set, then? Okay, good. 782 00:53:09,367 --> 00:53:12,393 All right, it took some doing, but, I rearranged everything. 783 00:53:12,570 --> 00:53:14,458 Cairo tomorrow, Tanzania for two 784 00:53:14,459 --> 00:53:16,700 days, then Johannesburg on Saturday. 785 00:53:16,874 --> 00:53:21,868 And, as previously directed, no bullfight, no tiger hunt. 786 00:53:22,713 --> 00:53:27,673 Thomas, I'd really like to say you're irreplaceable... 787 00:53:27,852 --> 00:53:29,717 but I'd be lying. 788 00:53:30,454 --> 00:53:32,704 And I'd really like to say you're a 789 00:53:32,705 --> 00:53:34,891 gracious man, and I love my job... 790 00:53:35,059 --> 00:53:37,755 but I, too, would be lying. 791 00:53:38,229 --> 00:53:40,527 Turnabout is fair play. 792 00:53:40,698 --> 00:53:43,826 I believe you learned that from the master. 793 00:53:44,201 --> 00:53:48,103 Hey, look. They got Jeopardy. In the bathroom. 794 00:53:49,006 --> 00:53:51,372 On the TV. Jeopardy. 795 00:53:52,777 --> 00:53:55,268 Jeopardy? In French? 796 00:53:56,180 --> 00:53:57,272 Hello? 797 00:53:57,848 --> 00:54:01,181 Mr. Cole? Virginia Chambers. 798 00:54:02,353 --> 00:54:06,084 Oh. Yeah. Hi. 799 00:54:07,124 --> 00:54:08,614 Let me get Carter for you. 800 00:54:08,859 --> 00:54:10,850 Well, actually, I called to speak to you. 801 00:54:11,362 --> 00:54:12,420 Oh. 802 00:54:13,397 --> 00:54:16,093 Is he all right? 803 00:54:18,436 --> 00:54:21,564 Oh, yeah. He's... He's fine. 804 00:54:23,107 --> 00:54:24,597 May I ask where you are? 805 00:54:25,209 --> 00:54:28,076 France, actually. Tomorrow... 806 00:54:28,279 --> 00:54:30,008 Give him back to me. 807 00:54:31,882 --> 00:54:35,010 Virginia. May I call you Virginia? 808 00:54:36,087 --> 00:54:38,146 I'm not sure that I can make... 809 00:54:38,322 --> 00:54:40,222 I'm not asking for his sake. 810 00:54:40,725 --> 00:54:42,249 Mr. Cole... 811 00:54:43,227 --> 00:54:46,719 I've been a nurse my entire adult life. 812 00:54:46,897 --> 00:54:49,957 Had a ringside seat to more human tragedy... 813 00:54:50,134 --> 00:54:53,001 than any woman should ever have to bear. 814 00:54:53,170 --> 00:54:56,628 Now, I'm prepared for my husband to die. 815 00:54:57,441 --> 00:55:01,343 I'm just not prepared to lose him while he's still alive. 816 00:55:04,749 --> 00:55:06,808 - Who is Howdy Doody? - You got it. 817 00:55:07,051 --> 00:55:09,144 - You pick. - TV Puppets, for 400. 818 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:10,617 These two Muppets... 819 00:55:10,788 --> 00:55:13,086 are room-mates on the long-running show Sesame Street. 820 00:55:13,257 --> 00:55:15,418 - Who are Bert and Ernie? - Who are Bert and Ernie? 821 00:55:16,794 --> 00:55:18,091 [SPEAKS IN FRENCH] 822 00:55:18,262 --> 00:55:20,457 The son of a Greek immigrant... 823 00:55:20,631 --> 00:55:21,962 was born in Towson, Maryland. 824 00:55:22,133 --> 00:55:24,101 Who is Spiro Agnew? 825 00:55:24,268 --> 00:55:26,532 Who is Spiro Agnew? 826 00:55:26,704 --> 00:55:27,762 Well... 827 00:55:28,072 --> 00:55:30,506 you're looking... 828 00:55:30,674 --> 00:55:32,335 buoyant. 829 00:55:32,977 --> 00:55:35,878 This is the first time I was ever in a tub with no corners. 830 00:55:36,113 --> 00:55:37,512 Really? 831 00:55:38,516 --> 00:55:42,714 You know, ahem, Carter, I've been thinking... 832 00:55:44,021 --> 00:55:47,286 what with the catheter and everything... 833 00:55:48,325 --> 00:55:50,657 maybe we should put this on hold for a while. 834 00:55:51,095 --> 00:55:54,394 Come on, now, I told you, stop worrying. I'm fine. 835 00:55:54,598 --> 00:55:57,089 No, no, it's not that. It's not that. 836 00:55:57,301 --> 00:56:00,464 It's just, I mean, if you're worried about letting me down... 837 00:56:00,638 --> 00:56:02,731 you know, it's a lot easier for me. 838 00:56:04,542 --> 00:56:06,737 You talked to Virginia, didn't you? 839 00:56:11,115 --> 00:56:12,810 Why do you think I'm doing this? 840 00:56:13,417 --> 00:56:15,510 Because I talked you into it. 841 00:56:16,487 --> 00:56:20,389 Edward, you're strong, but you're not that strong. 842 00:56:24,161 --> 00:56:25,526 No. 843 00:56:26,997 --> 00:56:31,491 After Rachel left for college, there was a hole. 844 00:56:32,703 --> 00:56:35,281 I mean, you know, no more homework, 845 00:56:35,282 --> 00:56:37,072 no more Little League... 846 00:56:37,775 --> 00:56:40,676 recitals, school plays... 847 00:56:41,912 --> 00:56:45,746 kids crying, fights, skinned knees. 848 00:56:48,686 --> 00:56:52,019 And for the first time in 40 years, I looked at Virginia... 849 00:56:52,189 --> 00:56:58,526 without all of the noise, without all of the distractions... 850 00:56:59,196 --> 00:57:02,791 and I couldn't remember what it felt like... 851 00:57:03,033 --> 00:57:07,527 when I could not walk down the street without holding her hand. 852 00:57:14,044 --> 00:57:16,944 I mean, she was the same woman I fell 853 00:57:16,945 --> 00:57:19,539 in love with, she hadn't changed. 854 00:57:21,952 --> 00:57:25,979 But somehow everything was different. 855 00:57:28,125 --> 00:57:30,719 We'd lost something along the way. 856 00:57:32,763 --> 00:57:34,230 You know? 857 00:57:34,765 --> 00:57:35,925 TV Puppets, for 600. 858 00:57:36,100 --> 00:57:40,969 Ventriloquist Edgar Bergen hosted a show named for this dummy. 859 00:57:41,639 --> 00:57:44,267 Who is Charlie McCarthy? 860 00:57:44,475 --> 00:57:46,943 - Sandy? - Who's Charlie McCarthy? 861 00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:53,510 [CARTER SINGING "THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT"] 862 00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:19,637 Look, look, look. 863 00:58:27,851 --> 00:58:29,978 I was very pleased when Edward decided... 864 00:58:30,154 --> 00:58:32,645 to eliminate item number nine from his list: 865 00:58:32,823 --> 00:58:34,882 "Hunt the big cat." 866 00:58:35,059 --> 00:58:36,841 Of course, he did insist on discharging 867 00:58:36,842 --> 00:58:38,222 a few rounds from the big gun. 868 00:58:40,831 --> 00:58:42,765 One proved to be enough. 869 00:58:48,038 --> 00:58:51,269 - Gin. - Of course, gin, why not? 870 00:58:59,016 --> 00:59:00,779 Do you know... 871 00:59:00,985 --> 00:59:02,837 that the only dog ever struck by 872 00:59:02,838 --> 00:59:04,978 lightning was right here, in Egypt? 873 00:59:06,423 --> 00:59:09,221 I wish I'd met you before we were dead. 874 00:59:14,999 --> 00:59:17,866 You know, technically... 875 00:59:20,170 --> 00:59:23,003 we could cross off two items: 876 00:59:23,173 --> 00:59:25,334 "See the pyramids." 877 00:59:27,011 --> 00:59:29,036 and "witness something majestic." 878 00:59:30,347 --> 00:59:33,510 This is about as majestic as it gets. 879 00:59:34,952 --> 00:59:36,613 Wait till you see my mountain. 880 00:59:37,121 --> 00:59:39,055 Oh, yeah. 881 00:59:40,858 --> 00:59:42,689 Your mountain. 882 00:59:43,961 --> 00:59:47,920 Still, this ain't half bad. 883 00:59:48,098 --> 00:59:50,284 You know, the ancient Egyptians had 884 00:59:50,285 --> 00:59:52,228 a beautiful belief about death. 885 00:59:53,037 --> 00:59:55,369 When their souls got to the entrance to heaven... 886 00:59:55,539 --> 00:59:58,030 the gods asked them two questions. 887 00:59:58,208 --> 01:00:01,905 Their answers determined whether they were admitted or not. 888 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,481 Okay, I'll bite. 889 01:00:08,385 --> 01:00:10,285 What were they? 890 01:00:11,722 --> 01:00:14,384 Have you found joy in your life? 891 01:00:14,792 --> 01:00:16,089 Huh. 892 01:00:19,963 --> 01:00:21,453 Answer the question. 893 01:00:21,799 --> 01:00:23,164 - Me? - Yeah, you. 894 01:00:23,367 --> 01:00:26,803 Answer the question, "Have I found joy in my life?" 895 01:00:30,307 --> 01:00:31,740 Yes. 896 01:00:32,242 --> 01:00:34,938 Has your life brought joy to others? 897 01:00:36,980 --> 01:00:39,881 Ah, this type of question, I... 898 01:00:40,984 --> 01:00:42,975 I don't know... 899 01:00:43,153 --> 01:00:46,520 I don't think about how other people gauge... 900 01:00:48,759 --> 01:00:49,919 Ask them. 901 01:00:50,127 --> 01:00:52,152 I'm asking you. 902 01:00:55,799 --> 01:00:57,198 Fine. 903 01:00:58,168 --> 01:00:59,692 Fine. 904 01:01:02,473 --> 01:01:04,964 Let me put it to you this way. 905 01:01:06,443 --> 01:01:10,038 After the breakup, and the ensuing fleecing of the dad... 906 01:01:10,214 --> 01:01:12,341 Emily went to live with her mother. 907 01:01:12,850 --> 01:01:17,844 You know, you try to stay close, but it gets down to holidays... 908 01:01:18,055 --> 01:01:22,185 phone calls, birthday cards, you know. 909 01:01:22,359 --> 01:01:23,951 Anyway... 910 01:01:25,629 --> 01:01:29,725 Emily goes to college, joins one of her "Save the Poor People." 911 01:01:29,933 --> 01:01:32,197 the animals, whatnot... 912 01:01:32,369 --> 01:01:34,701 meets a guy, decides she loves him. 913 01:01:35,439 --> 01:01:38,704 Good-looking kid, driven, smart. 914 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:46,174 But there was something about him... 915 01:01:46,350 --> 01:01:49,683 so when she said they were engaged I told her I was against it... 916 01:01:49,853 --> 01:01:52,515 but being my daughter, naturally... 917 01:01:53,323 --> 01:01:55,484 she went ahead and married him anyway. 918 01:01:55,659 --> 01:01:58,890 Needless to say, I wasn't invited to the wedding. 919 01:01:59,963 --> 01:02:01,328 That must have hurt. 920 01:02:01,865 --> 01:02:03,662 You think? 921 01:02:08,338 --> 01:02:10,763 First time he hit her, she came to 922 01:02:10,764 --> 01:02:13,401 me. I wanted to bash his brains in. 923 01:02:14,011 --> 01:02:15,535 She wouldn't let me. 924 01:02:15,712 --> 01:02:17,466 Said she loved him, said it wasn't 925 01:02:17,467 --> 01:02:19,375 his fault, he'd had a few drinks... 926 01:02:19,550 --> 01:02:22,485 she was the one picked the fight. 927 01:02:24,688 --> 01:02:28,249 Next time it happened, she didn't come to me. 928 01:02:29,426 --> 01:02:32,793 The ex told me. Nice to hear her voice again. 929 01:02:34,298 --> 01:02:35,629 What did you do? 930 01:02:35,866 --> 01:02:37,993 What any father would do. 931 01:02:38,902 --> 01:02:41,029 I took care of it. 932 01:02:42,406 --> 01:02:44,772 I called a guy who called a guy who 933 01:02:44,773 --> 01:02:46,809 handles these kinds of things. 934 01:02:47,010 --> 01:02:49,478 I don't know what he said, don't know what he did... 935 01:02:49,646 --> 01:02:52,114 all I know is he didn't kill him... 936 01:02:52,282 --> 01:02:56,378 and my daughter never heard from him again. 937 01:02:58,055 --> 01:03:00,023 How did she react? 938 01:03:01,825 --> 01:03:05,886 Called me names you wouldn't believe, and worse... 939 01:03:07,130 --> 01:03:09,394 Said I was dead to her. 940 01:03:14,771 --> 01:03:17,638 I'm not proud of everything I did... 941 01:03:17,808 --> 01:03:20,470 but I'm pretty sure I'd do it all again... 942 01:03:20,644 --> 01:03:22,879 so if they don't let me into Egyptian 943 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:25,172 heaven because my daughter hates me... 944 01:03:25,349 --> 01:03:29,115 well, then I guess that's just the way it goes. 945 01:03:29,286 --> 01:03:32,153 However you answer your two questions. 946 01:03:37,694 --> 01:03:40,561 How do we get down from this tomb? 947 01:03:59,583 --> 01:04:03,610 The empress was the wife of Shah Jahan, the fifth Mogul emperor. 948 01:04:04,521 --> 01:04:06,401 Although it was an arranged marriage, 949 01:04:06,402 --> 01:04:07,786 they were deeply in love... 950 01:04:07,958 --> 01:04:10,268 and remained inseparable until she 951 01:04:10,269 --> 01:04:12,986 died giving birth to their 14th child. 952 01:04:14,831 --> 01:04:17,959 Do you mind if I call you Ray? 953 01:04:19,036 --> 01:04:21,334 Main man Ray. 954 01:04:21,538 --> 01:04:23,699 Are you listening to anything I'm saying? 955 01:04:23,907 --> 01:04:25,534 Absolutely. 956 01:04:25,709 --> 01:04:28,906 Fourteen kids. I'm with you. 957 01:04:32,482 --> 01:04:37,613 It took 20,000 volunteers 22 years to complete this structure. 958 01:04:37,821 --> 01:04:40,881 Every square foot designed by the shah himself. 959 01:04:42,192 --> 01:04:44,319 So that's true love. 960 01:04:44,995 --> 01:04:46,860 That's true love. 961 01:04:48,165 --> 01:04:49,689 Must be nice. 962 01:04:57,074 --> 01:05:02,637 Don't know if I buy the whole "20,000 volunteers" business. 963 01:05:04,715 --> 01:05:08,651 Funeral plans tend to confuse me. 964 01:05:09,353 --> 01:05:12,220 Specifically, buried or cremated. 965 01:05:12,923 --> 01:05:14,584 Take buried. 966 01:05:14,758 --> 01:05:17,852 Now, I know it shouldn't matter, but I'm claustrophobic. 967 01:05:19,563 --> 01:05:23,226 What if I wake up underground and nobody can hear me? 968 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:26,460 Do they still make those coffins with the bells? 969 01:05:26,670 --> 01:05:30,367 I don't believe they do. 970 01:05:31,742 --> 01:05:34,438 Then cremated. What do you do with the ashes? 971 01:05:34,611 --> 01:05:37,375 Do you bury them, scatter them, put them on a shelf? 972 01:05:37,547 --> 01:05:41,449 Float them down the Ganges on a bed of flowers? 973 01:05:42,052 --> 01:05:44,680 What if I feel the flames? 974 01:05:45,722 --> 01:05:48,623 Well, I definitely want to have myself cremated. 975 01:05:48,792 --> 01:05:52,728 Maybe we should go frozen like Walt Disney. 976 01:05:53,563 --> 01:05:55,997 No. Cremated. 977 01:05:56,199 --> 01:05:59,635 Ashes put in a can, buried some place with a view. 978 01:05:59,803 --> 01:06:01,327 A can, huh? 979 01:06:01,505 --> 01:06:05,305 Yeah. I never liked the sound of the word urn. 980 01:06:05,475 --> 01:06:10,412 Really? Got any special feelings about crypt? 981 01:06:10,580 --> 01:06:12,514 Heh. No. 982 01:06:12,716 --> 01:06:16,743 No, an old Chock Full o' Nuts can will do me just fine. 983 01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:20,321 Chock Full o' Nuts, "the Heavenly Coffee." 984 01:06:20,490 --> 01:06:23,357 Better coffee even your money can't buy, my friend. 985 01:06:23,527 --> 01:06:24,789 Don't bet on it. 986 01:06:24,961 --> 01:06:26,758 Oh, right. 987 01:06:26,930 --> 01:06:28,795 Kopi Luwak. 988 01:06:28,965 --> 01:06:31,934 What do you got against Kopi Luwak? 989 01:06:33,770 --> 01:06:35,499 Too fancy for my tastes. 990 01:06:35,672 --> 01:06:40,871 Oh, yeah. Too fancy for my main man, Ray. 991 01:06:45,482 --> 01:06:48,474 - Gin. - Goddamn it. 992 01:06:48,652 --> 01:06:50,347 You get all the cards. 993 01:06:57,461 --> 01:07:00,453 This is China for you, baby. 994 01:07:01,064 --> 01:07:03,897 Whoo-hoo. Yeah. 995 01:07:21,384 --> 01:07:24,376 Be a lot more majestic if we could see it. 996 01:07:26,022 --> 01:07:28,388 See that old woman? 997 01:07:29,159 --> 01:07:32,287 Odds are we're gonna be dead before her. 998 01:07:34,030 --> 01:07:35,691 Happy thought. 999 01:07:37,234 --> 01:07:40,397 Of course, she's probably got reincarnation going for her... 1000 01:07:40,570 --> 01:07:42,868 however that system works. 1001 01:07:43,073 --> 01:07:45,507 Ah, the Buddhists believe you keep coming back. 1002 01:07:45,675 --> 01:07:49,008 Moving up or down a level, based on how you lived your life. 1003 01:07:49,546 --> 01:07:52,037 See, that's where they lose me. 1004 01:07:52,682 --> 01:07:57,346 I mean, what would a snail have to do to move up in the line-up? 1005 01:07:57,521 --> 01:08:00,513 Lay down a perfect trail of slime? 1006 01:08:00,724 --> 01:08:02,555 So shitty news, or really shitty news? 1007 01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,385 A, the first one. 1008 01:08:05,896 --> 01:08:07,363 There's a storm up there. 1009 01:08:07,564 --> 01:08:09,387 Well, thanks for the bulletin, Tom, 1010 01:08:09,388 --> 01:08:11,261 we can't even see the goddamn thing. 1011 01:08:11,434 --> 01:08:13,902 They won't let us fly up until the weather clears. 1012 01:08:14,104 --> 01:08:16,095 Well, when do they expect it to clear? 1013 01:08:16,273 --> 01:08:18,241 Next spring, sometime. 1014 01:08:20,210 --> 01:08:23,145 That's the really shitty news, in case you were wondering. 1015 01:08:31,454 --> 01:08:34,287 Well, maybe next time. 1016 01:08:34,958 --> 01:08:36,391 Yeah. 1017 01:08:37,260 --> 01:08:39,125 Next spring. 1018 01:08:41,665 --> 01:08:43,292 So now what? 1019 01:08:43,466 --> 01:08:47,960 Well, maybe your mountain's trying to tell us something. 1020 01:08:48,171 --> 01:08:49,661 What do you mean? 1021 01:08:49,906 --> 01:08:52,739 Maybe we've been gone long enough. 1022 01:08:53,243 --> 01:08:56,440 Gone long enough? Gone long enough for whom? 1023 01:08:58,315 --> 01:09:00,408 Oh. No, I get it. 1024 01:09:00,617 --> 01:09:04,144 The mountain isn't telling us it's time for us to go home. 1025 01:09:04,321 --> 01:09:06,888 The mountain is telling you to tell me 1026 01:09:06,889 --> 01:09:09,258 it's time for me to go home, right? 1027 01:09:09,426 --> 01:09:12,452 - Yeah. - You shit. 1028 01:09:12,662 --> 01:09:14,527 Why don't you worry about your life, 1029 01:09:14,528 --> 01:09:16,291 and let me worry about mine, okay? 1030 01:09:16,499 --> 01:09:18,831 Okay, okay. You don't have to get chippy with me. 1031 01:09:19,269 --> 01:09:23,137 - What's next? - Next, Hong Kong. 1032 01:09:24,007 --> 01:09:27,465 Silk suits and black walnut ice cream. 1033 01:09:29,813 --> 01:09:35,274 Tibetans call it Chomulungma, "Goddess Mother of the Snows." 1034 01:09:35,819 --> 01:09:39,118 "Goddess Mother of the World," actually. 1035 01:09:39,923 --> 01:09:42,653 In the traditional Tibetan translation. 1036 01:09:44,661 --> 01:09:46,424 I stand corrected. 1037 01:09:47,063 --> 01:09:48,792 Pinot Noir, please. 1038 01:09:49,699 --> 01:09:51,496 I take it you've been there? 1039 01:09:52,435 --> 01:09:55,029 I just left, actually. 1040 01:09:55,739 --> 01:09:57,832 We tried to go up, but it wasn't... 1041 01:09:58,008 --> 01:09:59,669 You're a little late in the season. 1042 01:09:59,843 --> 01:10:01,208 So they tell me. 1043 01:10:01,378 --> 01:10:04,245 - My name's Angelica. - Yeah, Carter. 1044 01:10:06,149 --> 01:10:09,585 I'm sorry if this sounds terrible... 1045 01:10:09,753 --> 01:10:11,572 but aren't you a little developed in 1046 01:10:11,573 --> 01:10:13,587 years to be running up a giant mountain? 1047 01:10:16,559 --> 01:10:19,585 "Developed," now that's certainly one way of putting it. 1048 01:10:19,963 --> 01:10:21,487 Well, I've been up there, you know. 1049 01:10:21,665 --> 01:10:22,723 Really? 1050 01:10:22,899 --> 01:10:26,027 I made it to 26,000 feet before we had to turn back. 1051 01:10:26,569 --> 01:10:28,400 Really? 1052 01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:31,234 What was it like? 1053 01:10:31,875 --> 01:10:33,069 Cold... 1054 01:10:33,243 --> 01:10:35,108 mostly. 1055 01:10:35,578 --> 01:10:39,446 During the day, the sky is more black than blue. 1056 01:10:39,616 --> 01:10:42,244 There's not enough air to reflect the sunlight. 1057 01:10:43,019 --> 01:10:48,013 But at night, you've never seen so many stars. 1058 01:10:48,858 --> 01:10:53,693 Seems like they're just out of reach, and so bright. 1059 01:10:54,097 --> 01:10:59,000 They're like little holes in the floor of heaven. 1060 01:11:06,443 --> 01:11:09,241 - Did you hear it? - Hear what? 1061 01:11:10,947 --> 01:11:14,439 I read an account of a man who made it to the summit... 1062 01:11:15,318 --> 01:11:19,414 and standing there at the top of the world... 1063 01:11:20,423 --> 01:11:24,257 he experienced this profound silence. 1064 01:11:24,627 --> 01:11:27,960 It was like all sound just fell away. 1065 01:11:28,965 --> 01:11:30,523 And that's when he heard it. 1066 01:11:30,934 --> 01:11:32,060 What? 1067 01:11:33,403 --> 01:11:35,564 The sound of the mountain. 1068 01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:41,235 He said it was like he heard the voice of God. 1069 01:11:48,051 --> 01:11:50,178 I've never done this before. 1070 01:11:51,688 --> 01:11:55,089 That sounds like such a cliché... 1071 01:11:57,694 --> 01:12:00,288 but I have a room upstairs. 1072 01:12:07,437 --> 01:12:08,995 Well, that's... 1073 01:12:11,574 --> 01:12:13,166 I mean... 1074 01:12:13,610 --> 01:12:14,975 I... 1075 01:12:18,782 --> 01:12:20,977 I appreciate that. 1076 01:12:22,118 --> 01:12:23,813 But you see... 1077 01:12:28,658 --> 01:12:30,626 She's a very lucky woman. 1078 01:12:30,827 --> 01:12:33,887 Well, I rather think I'm the lucky one. 1079 01:12:34,497 --> 01:12:36,294 Good for you. 1080 01:12:49,512 --> 01:12:50,911 Tom? 1081 01:12:51,681 --> 01:12:55,173 Three things to remember when you get older: 1082 01:12:55,351 --> 01:12:57,012 Never pass up a bathroom... 1083 01:12:57,220 --> 01:13:01,384 never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart. 1084 01:13:01,624 --> 01:13:05,390 I'll keep that in mind as I approach decrepitude. 1085 01:13:05,562 --> 01:13:07,757 Heh-heh. That's a good one there. 1086 01:13:08,398 --> 01:13:09,831 Let's go home. 1087 01:13:10,033 --> 01:13:11,227 Excuse me? 1088 01:13:11,401 --> 01:13:13,665 I want to go home now. 1089 01:13:13,837 --> 01:13:17,000 But I thought that... What about the silk suits? 1090 01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:19,374 That was very clever of you, Edward. 1091 01:13:22,745 --> 01:13:25,009 How'd you know I wouldn't go through with it? 1092 01:13:26,382 --> 01:13:28,043 I didn't. 1093 01:13:37,427 --> 01:13:39,258 I'm proud of you. 1094 01:13:40,063 --> 01:13:42,759 Nobody cares what you think. 1095 01:14:05,822 --> 01:14:07,687 America. 1096 01:14:25,942 --> 01:14:29,639 Hey, Tommy, this isn't the way to Crenshaw. 1097 01:14:30,713 --> 01:14:34,114 There's an accident on the 10. We're taking the surface streets. 1098 01:14:34,284 --> 01:14:35,751 Huh. 1099 01:14:49,866 --> 01:14:51,834 Why are we...? 1100 01:14:56,339 --> 01:14:58,204 Oh, my God. 1101 01:14:58,374 --> 01:15:01,639 He's kept tabs on her. Just in case you decided to... 1102 01:15:01,811 --> 01:15:03,472 This was your idea, Tom? 1103 01:15:03,646 --> 01:15:05,876 No, it was my idea. I talked him into it. 1104 01:15:06,049 --> 01:15:08,142 - Yeah, talked him into it. - Hey. 1105 01:15:08,351 --> 01:15:11,184 Wait a minute. Edward. Edward? Wait a minute. 1106 01:15:11,354 --> 01:15:14,016 Edward. What are you so afraid of? 1107 01:15:14,190 --> 01:15:16,529 Just because I told you my story does 1108 01:15:16,530 --> 01:15:18,684 not invite you to be a part of it. 1109 01:15:18,861 --> 01:15:20,488 Oh. Like the lady in the bar? 1110 01:15:20,697 --> 01:15:22,665 - That's different. - Tell me how. 1111 01:15:23,266 --> 01:15:25,359 - Because it is. - How is it different? 1112 01:15:25,568 --> 01:15:28,969 You have no fucking idea who I am. 1113 01:15:29,138 --> 01:15:32,073 I built a billion-dollar business up from nothing. 1114 01:15:32,308 --> 01:15:34,071 Presidents have asked my advice. 1115 01:15:34,310 --> 01:15:38,371 I have dined with royalty and I'm supposed to make out like, what... 1116 01:15:38,548 --> 01:15:41,210 this trip was supposed to mean something to me? 1117 01:15:41,384 --> 01:15:44,217 Like it was gonna change me? 1118 01:15:46,389 --> 01:15:48,603 How did you see it playing out, Carter? 1119 01:15:48,604 --> 01:15:50,485 I knock on the door, she answers. 1120 01:15:50,660 --> 01:15:52,423 She's surprised and angry... 1121 01:15:52,662 --> 01:15:55,825 but I tell her how much I love her and miss her. 1122 01:15:55,999 --> 01:15:58,866 And, "Oh. By the way, I'm gonna be dead soon... 1123 01:15:59,035 --> 01:16:02,163 so I'm reaching out to you because I don't wanna die alone"? 1124 01:16:02,372 --> 01:16:03,930 Everyone is afraid to die alone. 1125 01:16:04,173 --> 01:16:06,573 I'm not everyone. 1126 01:16:08,411 --> 01:16:11,744 This was supposed to be fun. 1127 01:16:12,849 --> 01:16:15,443 That's all it ever was. 1128 01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:20,016 No, you don't get in. Call a cab. 1129 01:17:58,187 --> 01:18:01,554 Dear Heavenly Father, we just want to thank you for this day... 1130 01:18:01,791 --> 01:18:04,954 for having our family here together, once again. 1131 01:18:05,128 --> 01:18:08,393 And, Lord, we just want to thank you for returning my husband... 1132 01:18:08,564 --> 01:18:10,293 their father, Lord, to us. 1133 01:19:12,628 --> 01:19:14,562 Is he crying? 1134 01:19:14,730 --> 01:19:16,391 I don't know. 1135 01:19:16,899 --> 01:19:18,924 He's usually so much fun. 1136 01:19:25,308 --> 01:19:26,866 Oh... 1137 01:19:30,546 --> 01:19:31,911 - Wait a minute. - What? 1138 01:19:32,081 --> 01:19:33,878 - I got something for us. - Oh? 1139 01:19:34,050 --> 01:19:36,450 I wasn't sure I'd need it. 1140 01:19:36,619 --> 01:19:37,984 Sure. 1141 01:19:38,154 --> 01:19:40,384 - Ow. - Heh. 1142 01:19:42,024 --> 01:19:44,049 Okay. 1143 01:19:54,971 --> 01:19:56,836 You know how long it's been? 1144 01:19:57,740 --> 01:19:58,900 Do I wanna know? 1145 01:20:01,344 --> 01:20:03,141 Well, it's been longer than that. 1146 01:20:25,134 --> 01:20:29,127 You know, I feel like a teenager. Like our first time. 1147 01:20:29,305 --> 01:20:31,694 If we were teenagers, we never would've 1148 01:20:31,695 --> 01:20:33,605 gotten out of that living room. 1149 01:20:33,943 --> 01:20:36,138 I remember the first time. 1150 01:20:36,312 --> 01:20:39,008 There was no tiptoeing around. 1151 01:20:39,181 --> 01:20:42,776 You were on me like... that. 1152 01:20:44,820 --> 01:20:45,878 Carter? 1153 01:20:47,323 --> 01:20:51,020 Oh, you playing hide-and-seek now, huh? Okay. 1154 01:20:52,528 --> 01:20:54,155 Carter. 1155 01:20:54,597 --> 01:20:57,964 Which resulted in a 15 percent increase in cash assets... 1156 01:20:58,134 --> 01:21:01,831 following the sale of the recovery centre to Phillips Medical. 1157 01:21:04,140 --> 01:21:05,801 Mr. Cole? 1158 01:21:07,043 --> 01:21:08,908 Mr. Cole? 1159 01:21:09,111 --> 01:21:11,739 You ever read The Divine Comedy? 1160 01:21:13,549 --> 01:21:15,016 Excuse me, sir? 1161 01:21:15,518 --> 01:21:20,854 The Divine Comedy, Dante Alighieri's journey into hell. 1162 01:21:24,894 --> 01:21:26,327 Maybe we should take a break. 1163 01:21:26,629 --> 01:21:28,324 We don't need a break. 1164 01:21:28,497 --> 01:21:31,762 I'm in remission. I'm a goddamn medical miracle. 1165 01:21:31,934 --> 01:21:33,925 I'm simply asking... 1166 01:21:34,136 --> 01:21:37,731 if you ever read The Divine Comedy. 1167 01:21:37,940 --> 01:21:39,498 Sir, you have a phone call. 1168 01:21:40,343 --> 01:21:42,277 Tommy, not now. 1169 01:21:42,511 --> 01:21:44,240 I really think you should take this. 1170 01:21:58,160 --> 01:21:59,684 Hey, Edward. 1171 01:21:59,862 --> 01:22:01,056 What's the prognosis? 1172 01:22:01,263 --> 01:22:02,890 It's metastasised to his brain. 1173 01:22:03,065 --> 01:22:06,034 Metast... Operable? 1174 01:22:06,202 --> 01:22:08,397 The odds aren't what we'd like them to be. 1175 01:22:10,473 --> 01:22:12,304 Odds. 1176 01:22:13,175 --> 01:22:14,472 Jesus. 1177 01:22:34,463 --> 01:22:35,623 How's he doing? 1178 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,431 He's doing okay. 1179 01:22:45,274 --> 01:22:47,799 He wanted me to give you this. 1180 01:22:47,977 --> 01:22:50,343 I was supposed to wait until after... 1181 01:22:50,579 --> 01:22:53,241 but then I thought... 1182 01:22:53,416 --> 01:22:55,748 She never listened to me before. 1183 01:22:57,620 --> 01:22:59,952 Why change a winning formula? 1184 01:23:02,725 --> 01:23:04,488 You look like shit, Ray. 1185 01:23:05,628 --> 01:23:07,118 Thanks. 1186 01:23:08,097 --> 01:23:09,621 How they treating you? 1187 01:23:11,434 --> 01:23:13,629 Pea soup still sucks. 1188 01:23:14,036 --> 01:23:16,334 I'll have a word with the owner. 1189 01:23:16,972 --> 01:23:18,837 You do that. 1190 01:23:30,519 --> 01:23:32,487 Can I have some water? 1191 01:23:32,655 --> 01:23:34,261 You can't have water, but I'll get 1192 01:23:34,262 --> 01:23:36,056 you some of those lemon swabs, okay? 1193 01:23:36,258 --> 01:23:37,316 All right. 1194 01:23:52,975 --> 01:23:55,808 You still drinking that fancy coffee? 1195 01:23:55,978 --> 01:23:57,536 What? 1196 01:23:58,080 --> 01:23:59,308 What are you, obsessed? 1197 01:24:04,820 --> 01:24:06,344 Read it. 1198 01:24:08,791 --> 01:24:12,852 "Kopi Luwak is the world's most expensive coffee. 1199 01:24:13,028 --> 01:24:15,664 Though for some, it falls under the 1200 01:24:15,665 --> 01:24:18,227 category of 'too good to be true.' 1201 01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:21,426 In the Sumatran village where the beans are grown... 1202 01:24:21,604 --> 01:24:24,368 lives a breed of wild tree cat. 1203 01:24:24,573 --> 01:24:29,408 These cats eat the beans, digest them and then... 1204 01:24:29,578 --> 01:24:31,409 defecate. 1205 01:24:33,182 --> 01:24:37,710 The villagers then collect and process the stools. 1206 01:24:37,887 --> 01:24:40,117 It is the combination of the beans and 1207 01:24:40,118 --> 01:24:42,290 the gastric juices of the tree cat... 1208 01:24:42,458 --> 01:24:46,895 that give Kopi Luwak its unique flavour... 1209 01:24:47,062 --> 01:24:48,962 and aroma." 1210 01:24:50,199 --> 01:24:51,598 You're shitting me. 1211 01:24:53,702 --> 01:24:56,102 Cats beat me to it. 1212 01:25:16,125 --> 01:25:18,855 - You got a pen? Give me a pen. - What? 1213 01:25:19,595 --> 01:25:21,062 What? 1214 01:25:43,485 --> 01:25:44,679 Here. 1215 01:25:50,292 --> 01:25:52,317 It's not finished. 1216 01:25:52,962 --> 01:25:54,327 Well... 1217 01:25:54,630 --> 01:25:56,928 It's not a one-man deal. 1218 01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,532 I'm afraid it'll have to be. 1219 01:26:23,959 --> 01:26:25,358 We're ready. 1220 01:26:33,936 --> 01:26:35,631 I'll be here when you get back. 1221 01:26:36,138 --> 01:26:38,163 Sounds good to me. 1222 01:27:20,582 --> 01:27:25,019 Dear Edward, I've gone back and forth the last few days... 1223 01:27:25,187 --> 01:27:28,520 trying to decide whether or not I should even write this. 1224 01:27:29,558 --> 01:27:34,518 In the end, I realised I would regret it if I didn't... 1225 01:27:34,697 --> 01:27:36,858 so here goes. 1226 01:27:37,866 --> 01:27:39,857 I know the last time we saw each other... 1227 01:27:40,035 --> 01:27:43,095 we weren't exactly hitting the sweetest notes. 1228 01:27:43,272 --> 01:27:46,503 It certainly wasn't the way I wanted the trip to end. 1229 01:27:48,610 --> 01:27:53,638 I suppose I'm responsible, and for that I'm sorry. 1230 01:27:54,917 --> 01:27:58,876 But, in all honesty, if I had the chance, I'd do it again. 1231 01:28:03,025 --> 01:28:07,018 Virginia said I left a stranger and came back a husband. 1232 01:28:07,963 --> 01:28:10,090 I owe that to you. 1233 01:28:11,934 --> 01:28:15,597 There's no way I can repay you for all you've done for me... 1234 01:28:15,771 --> 01:28:18,711 so rather than try, I'm just going to 1235 01:28:18,712 --> 01:28:21,573 ask you to do something else for me. 1236 01:28:22,344 --> 01:28:24,835 Find the joy in your life. 1237 01:28:27,082 --> 01:28:29,642 You once said you're not everyone. 1238 01:28:29,818 --> 01:28:32,286 Well, that's true. 1239 01:28:32,454 --> 01:28:34,922 You're certainly not everyone. 1240 01:28:35,457 --> 01:28:39,257 But everyone is everyone. 1241 01:28:41,997 --> 01:28:43,965 My pastor always says: 1242 01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:47,060 "Our lives are streams... 1243 01:28:47,469 --> 01:28:49,437 flowing into the same river... 1244 01:28:49,605 --> 01:28:54,008 towards whatever heaven lies in the mist beyond the falls." 1245 01:28:54,176 --> 01:28:57,612 Hello, sweetie. Hi. 1246 01:28:57,780 --> 01:29:00,578 Find the joy in your life, Edward. 1247 01:29:06,822 --> 01:29:08,722 My dear friend... 1248 01:29:09,358 --> 01:29:14,694 close your eyes and let the waters take you home. 1249 01:29:17,399 --> 01:29:21,961 Good afternoon. My name is Edward Cole. 1250 01:29:24,873 --> 01:29:29,970 I don't know what most people say at these occasions, because... 1251 01:29:30,412 --> 01:29:32,903 in all honesty, I... 1252 01:29:34,216 --> 01:29:37,185 I've tried to avoid them. 1253 01:29:41,190 --> 01:29:43,658 The simplest thing is... 1254 01:29:43,826 --> 01:29:47,922 I loved him and I miss him. 1255 01:29:53,202 --> 01:29:56,330 Carter and I saw the world together. 1256 01:29:58,073 --> 01:30:00,200 Which is amazing... 1257 01:30:00,375 --> 01:30:03,071 when you think that only three months ago... 1258 01:30:03,245 --> 01:30:06,078 we were complete strangers. 1259 01:30:11,220 --> 01:30:13,051 I hope... 1260 01:30:14,556 --> 01:30:17,957 that it doesn't sound selfish of me... 1261 01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:22,392 but the last months of his life... 1262 01:30:22,564 --> 01:30:25,863 were the best months of mine. 1263 01:30:28,370 --> 01:30:30,065 He saved my life. 1264 01:30:31,106 --> 01:30:34,200 And he knew it before I did. 1265 01:30:37,079 --> 01:30:41,413 I'm deeply proud that this man... 1266 01:30:41,583 --> 01:30:45,986 found it worth his while to know me. 1267 01:30:47,723 --> 01:30:49,657 In the end... 1268 01:30:49,825 --> 01:30:53,002 I think it's safe to say that we brought 1269 01:30:53,003 --> 01:30:55,559 some joy to one another's lives. 1270 01:30:55,898 --> 01:30:58,924 So, one day, when... 1271 01:30:59,635 --> 01:31:03,071 I go to some final resting place... 1272 01:31:03,939 --> 01:31:08,433 if I happen to wake up next to a certain wall with a gate... 1273 01:31:08,610 --> 01:31:11,807 I hope that Carter's there... 1274 01:31:11,980 --> 01:31:14,210 to vouch for me... 1275 01:31:14,416 --> 01:31:17,408 and show me the ropes on the other side. 1276 01:31:24,026 --> 01:31:26,859 Edward Perriman Cole died in May. 1277 01:31:28,030 --> 01:31:30,828 It was a Sunday, in the afternoon... 1278 01:31:30,999 --> 01:31:34,366 and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. 1279 01:31:34,536 --> 01:31:36,629 He was 81 years old. 1280 01:31:38,840 --> 01:31:43,174 Even now, I can't claim to understand the measure of a life. 1281 01:31:43,979 --> 01:31:46,539 But I can tell you this: 1282 01:31:47,149 --> 01:31:51,483 I know that when he died, his eyes were closed... 1283 01:31:52,254 --> 01:31:54,814 and his heart was open. 1284 01:31:56,258 --> 01:32:00,627 And I'm pretty sure he was happy with his final resting place... 1285 01:32:01,396 --> 01:32:04,695 because he was buried on the mountain... 1286 01:32:05,701 --> 01:32:08,499 and that was against the law.91850