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I love laying in bed with my boyfriend during a stormy night watching horror

movies.

I get all wet as the rain pours trickling on the window.

Sometimes I end up imagining what the movie would look like if it turned into

porno.

Oh, sweet orgasm.

You took the wrong road back there.

Yeah, I have no clue of where we are.

Like I told you to check it out on maps, but now you want to do it in the real

way.

Look, anyone can read Google Maps. It takes skills to read a real map.

Well, your skill just got us lost.

You could at least buy cigarettes, no?

I can't even figure out where Robin's place is.

I think that's Robin's place right there.

Well, adios Robin.

Shit, this place is like an Evil Dead film.

This place really gives me the creeps.

Hey, look.

I'm going to eat you.

Come on, we're lost.

Come on, really?

You're such a kid.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Wee!

you

That was way better than Robbie's party.

Oh, have you seen my panties?