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Working for the man at the company store, punching in early. It's all such

bore. Pound those keys and pray the clock won't rest.

Boss wants coffee, so you get up and make it. He stares at your blouse, so

just can't take it. It's summer and you need it. Sweat at the time of your

breath.

Working for the April Fool with a heavy load to carry. But your boss wants

coffee.

And you're the fool.

56, 57,

58,

59. Good morning, Mr. Jarvis.

8 o 'clock exactly.

100 % accuracy, which is more than I can say for your friend Molly Moore.

Ah, yes, sir. I just saw her in the hall, as a matter of fact.

She said that you had asked her to do some research at the legal library

yesterday. She wanted to get an early start.

Yes,

that's right.

Good attitude.

I'll send her into my office as soon as she comes in. I have some dictation I'd

like to give her. Yes, sir.

Pardon?

What did you say, Mr. Jones?

I said that time is money.

Now get to work, Miss Donaldson.

Where's Molly this morning? I'm calling her house right now. I'm sorry.

Are you going to get it, honey? I am.

Don't get it.

It's been a long time.

Hello. Some tea?

Hi. Hi, Jack.

Jack, I'm so glad I got hold of you. Yeah, Miss Lisa.

Yeah.

She's getting it, Miss Lisa.

She is. Jack, you're just so hard. Hold on.

Jack?

Can you hear me?

Jack?

Oh, God. Look, just tell Molly that I'll cover for her as long as I can, but

she's got to get here soon or she's going to get caught.

We made a promise to you that she's coming.

I promise you she's coming.

And she is coming.

Okay, now.

Miss Donaldson?

Is that something the whole office should be let in on?

As Miss Lisa showed me the promise, you were coming.

Oh, did you tell her you were coming? I told her you were coming.

So you gotta come for it.

Here. Oh, Jack.

Oh, yeah.

I love sex before breakfast.

Oh,

Jack.

Fuck you, Danny.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, Jack.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck you, I'm ordered.

Ready to come?

Oh, yeah. Come together?

Ready to come?

Yeah. Okay.

Oh, hey.

Woody.

Oh, sorry, Lise. I guess I put Stan's bouillon cube in your tea.

Taste this one, Kit.

I knew I... was missing a glass. Gosh, how silly. Just, I'll be right back with

your coffee.

My coffee.

It's not my day.

Oh.

Honey.

You better wake up. It's time to go to work.

Oh, I hate that job.

Mr. Jarvis is horrible.

Now, come on.

You know, you gotta go work now.

Come on.

Come on. My songs are doing good. My latest songs have been picked up by my

agent.

He says they ought to go real soon.

They'll reach the top of the charts.

They'll sell big.

And there's no more... There's no more 9 to 5 for you.

Jack, I still have so much faith in you.

I guess that job isn't that bad. As long as we're together in love.

Say that again.

Say again what you just said.

I guess it's not that bad as long as we're still together and in love.

That's good.

Jack, I gotta get to work.

You have a nice trip and I'll see you in a few days.

That was good, what you just said.

Thanks, honey.

We're together in love, darling.

That's too much time together.

I love you with my darling.

Oh.

Excuse me, miss.

Thank you. I have an appointment with a Mr. Jarvis.

It's about the executive secretary job.

Not one day.

I'm sorry. I didn't hear you.

I said of that job.

Do you have any experience as an executive secretary?

Well, Mr. Jarvis says it wasn't really necessary.

That all it would take was a good head on my shoulders.

Oh, so you've met our dear Mr. Jarvis. Oh, yes. I'm a cocktail waitress at the

Lewis Lounge. Where is Molly?

You said that she was already here, Miss Donaldson.

If she isn't here in five minutes, there's going to be hell.

Well, hello, Kathy.

How nice to see you.

My name's Julie.

Julie, Julie, of course. Isn't that what I said?

Julia, right on time, too.

Good move.

Way to impress the boss on the first day.

Now, look, you wait right here, and I'll take care of some business, and then

we'll have a nice little chat.

I'll buzz Miss Donaldson.

Yes, sir.

Listen, Julie. Here.

I'd like to give you some woman -to -woman advice.

Mr. Jarvis is a tough, uncompromising man to work for.

Now, he demands everything that a woman can possibly give. Do you understand

what I mean?

I think so.

He demands perfection, honesty, promptness.

And most of all, Julie, a woman that will go all the way with him no matter

demanding he is.

Got it? Mm -hmm.

Right there.

Okay, so that's him now. Now, you take your time. Remember, you're in complete

control. He's under your thumb.

Go get him.

You were supposed to bring me... I know you ordered coffee with sweet and low,

but they were out of the sweet most, so I brought you orange juice.

Uh -huh.

Thank you, Jane.

Sure.

Please sit down, Kathy.

Make yourself right at home.

Thank you.

Can I get you anything?

Some wine?

Martini? Mr. Jarvis, it's only 8 .30 in the morning.

I was just testing you.

And Mr. Jarvis, my name's Kat... I mean, Julie.

Now I can't even remember.

No need to fret, dear.

Who is the girl that just went into Jarvis' apartment?

That was some chick he met in the bar.

You know, some of his executive secretary schemes again.

However... She'll serve as a great stall into Molly's condition.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I wanted you to take these down for me and throw out some.

Sure.

Ben.

Jane, are you all right?

Yes.

You know, you're very pretty.

Thank you.

I, uh, never really noticed before.

Here, let me help you with these.

I'll help you take him down to the x -ray room, is that all right? Yeah,

Ralph.

Hey, no problem at all.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

When you said you were a big man at the office, I never thought...

Oh,

Kathy. You remember

my name after this?

Oh, yeah.

My throat.

It's a beautiful thing.

Yeah.

Come on.

Shove it down my throat.

Come on.

Oh, I want to get you nice and hard so you can fuck me.

Can you go fuck your little fucker, Terry? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I want to get you hard so you can fuck me.

Oh, it's getting harder.

I'm going to suck you.

I'm going to suck you.

And I want you to stick it in me.

I want you to stick it up in the back.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh, Mr. Jarvis.

Let me fuck you.

Yeah, come on. Fuck me, Mr. Jarvis. Come on. Fuck Julie.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

That's it.

Come here.

to pull my panties down. Oh, baby, why do I have to pull them down, right?

Sit in the chair with me. Sit

in the chair with me.

Oh, I think it's high enough now. Oh, yeah.

I think it's time you stuck it right in. You're right. Yeah.

Right now.

Oh, yes. Yeah?

Yes. Yeah, I want you to stick it in. Oh, yes. Yeah?

Oh,

yeah. That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, let me feed you. Slide down your cock.

Slide down your nice baby cock.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Yeah, fuck me.

Oh,

yeah.

That's it.

Yeah, Mr. Thomas.

Yeah. Oh, and a good secretary, huh? Oh, yeah, you'll do.

Oh. Oh, my.

All your secretaries come.

They're here all the time.

They're not with us too long.

Good little secretary.

Yes.

Oh, yeah. Come on. Come

on.

Oh.

Oh.

Come on. Take a chair.

Come on, deeper.

Tanya.

Oh, Mr. David.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

God looks so good coming all over my head.

I also hit my digiguide, if you'll notice.

Well, do you think I've got the job?

Kathy, I'm enjoying it.

I really envy you when you get to be the head of the secretarial pool.

You have so much power.

I think we're going to be working closely for a long time.

Osborne Insurance.

Ms. Donaldson speaking.

Hello, Mr. Osborne.

Yes, sir. Friday at 4 o 'clock.

I'll make certain that all of the department heads are aware of it.

Yes, sir.

We'll all be looking forward to seeing you.

Bye -bye, sir.

Yes,

Mr. Jarvis.

Ms. Donaldson, could you bring a towel in here, please?

We spilled something.

Yes, Mr. Jarvis.

Mr. Osborne called and he wanted you to know that... Just bring the towel in,

Miss Donaldson.

Here. I want this one.

I need two coffees of that.

Two coffees.

Do you know anything from that pretty room?

But, Janie, I think you're absolutely positively beautiful.

Please. I'm not here. Not here.

All right, then.

We can't do this here.

We're going to get caught.

Okay.

I could carry it away.

Oh, Janie.

How'd you learn how to do this so well?

From a book I found in Miss Patrick's office one night. You like?

Oh, I like.

I've got an idea.

Why don't we take a picture of you?

Of what?

Hmm. In the Xerox room.

Oh.

Lay it on there. This is ridiculous.

Hmm.

You're going to spread it around the office.

I'm not, I swear.

Okay, we have to put Betty in. Oh.

Kind of jerks on me.

You have my report ready?

Yes, sir, Mr. Jarvis. It's right here on my desk, and I'm just going to bring it

right into your office. Oh, I'm sorry. Not yet.

I'm entertaining a prospective employee.

Oh, really? For what job?

Yours, my dear.

Yours.

Now bring me some coffee. And remember... I know.

Three sugars and two creams, right?

Don't you get smart with me, young lady.

He's going to have to brew that coffee.

Oh, God, you're so tight.

Oh, it feels so good.

I can't believe I'm doing this here.

Oh, God. I don't care.

I don't really care either. Just fuck it.

Don't talk so much.

in this scene.

Excuse me.

Is that a rush job you've got there?

Well, sort of. But I wouldn't mind taking five.

Or six.

Or seven.

Or eight.

Sounds like a good idea.

Sounds like a great idea.

I agree.

Take a memo.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, come on. Give it to me. Oh, yeah.

Okay, that was my eight. Let's get to nine.

Nine.

Come

on,

baby. That's it.

Move. That's it.

Swallow it all.

Sure beats some rubber -stamping letters.

It was fun.

It's hot, Roger.

Come on, ram it into my mouth.

Oh, talk dirty. Wrap those lips around my cock. Take it deep.

Suck it for all it's worth.

Oh, come on, give me more.

Oh, you're so wet.

You're so hot.

Hello? Uh, copies?

Uh, yes, sir. They'll be ready in, uh, five minutes. Five minutes.

My heart raps.

Uh, can we just get some more action before I have to... I have to work.

Oh,

yeah. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, Jesus.

It's so hot.

It is way too hot.

Oh,

just run that cop right in. Make me come.

Rod, in.

Oh, come on.

Hello?

Right now?

I'll be there in two minutes.

One minute?

30 seconds?

All right, all right, all right.

God. Tell him I'm in the office.

And Miss Patrick wants to see you right away.

Oh, shit.

We'll do this later on, all right?

Hi.

Who got me in this trouble?

Me. I got caught.

It was opium on the front line.

Unless you wish to.

Reinstate your policy.

Your coverage is herewith cancelled.

And in conclusion, you know Molly, it's very hard for me

to keep my mind on my work when you're around.

It's very hard.

Yes, very hard, Mr.

Jarvis. Now, that's all.

It's almost five o 'clock, and I got a few things I want to do before I leave.

I could make you work late.

What would that be worth to you?

Ten,

nine, eight, seven, six, five, four,

three.

Shit. She always calls at 5 o 'clock. Miss Patrick.

Yes? Miss Donaldson, would you bring me the Chamberlain file, please?

Oh, yes, and see if you can get a quarterly statement from Mr. Belmont

leaves.

Thank you.

Miss Patrick, it is after 5 o 'clock, and I did have some plans for this

evening. Could this wait until tomorrow?

I guess you'll just have to make other arrangements, Miss Donaldson, because

you're going to have to work late.

Yes, Miss Patrick.

Great.

I'm sorry, you guys, but I don't think I'm going to be able to make it tonight.

Maybe tomorrow night, huh?

I just broke my date for tonight.

I got Jack out of town for a couple days, so I'm free.

Jesus. Okay, I know.

I'll give you the key to my house, and you guys can heat up the sauna.

I don't know how long all of this is going to take me, but I'll be there as

as I can.

Well, I guess we don't got much choice. I do.

Oh, okay. We got that little sucker in there.

Yes. All right. Now, which one is it?

This one that says schlage.

Looks like sludge to me.

That's the one.

Good night, Janie. Good night, Ralph.

How do you turn that thing on? You just turn it on?

Just put it on on. All right. We'll see you in a little bit, okay?

I hope so. You can have fun now.

Bye, Lisa.

Great. I get to sit here and work.

So I can't get to work.

Mmm. Ah, Mr. Jarvis, there was a very important message from... Save it till

tomorrow, Donaldson. I'm on my way home.

This is so relaxing. I just wish that Lisa could be here.

We should do something nice for her when she gets home.

That's a good idea. I just hope I ain't too drunk by then.

Hey, he needs more champagne.

Why don't we go into the massage room and I'll rub your shoulders for a while.

I'm game.

Oh, I just would have been good about that damn office tonight.

You're being removed.

Oh, here.

Watch out. This is going to be a bit cold.

Just a little bit. I can handle it.

You ever done this before?

You do get good with that thing.

Why don't you roll over?

You get the front and the back too?

Yep.

Okay.

I know.

I didn't know you could do the front, too.

I love getting the side.

Is this

the proper way of doing it?

Oh, of course.

You would not, would you?

Mmm, what a nice massage.

Oh,

I got plenty of red.

I love you. I love you.

I want you to come.

Just keep that up. I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

Oh, Mommy.

Oh, Mommy. Oh, Mommy.

Lisa must be home.

Let's pop champagne and start partying.

That was very good.

Thank you and goodbye.

Ms. Patrick, I'd like to speak with you for a moment if you have some time.

Well, all right, if you hurry, though. I have a very important interview with

someone at 2 o 'clock.

I'll be right in.

Um, Ms. Patrick?

Yes. I'd like to talk to you about the office manager position that's coming

I feel that I'm very qualified. Did you see someone waiting out there?

No.

As I was saying, I've been with the company for six years now, and I feel

confident to handle the job as well as any other... There's someone here to see

you, Ms. Patrick. Send him right in.

By pure coincidence, Mr. Hayward is here to interview for that particular job.

He has a degree, Ms. Donaldson, which you do not.

And although you are being talked about, you do not have a degree.

But we'll talk about it later.

How do I look?

You look fine.

Thanks a lot.

That'll be all, Miss Donaldson.

Close the door on your way out.

Good afternoon, Miss Patrick.

Mr. Haywin, have a seat, please.

Okay, thank you.

You've come to see about the job.

Yes, I wanted to at least find out some things about it first.

Well, tell me about yourself.

Well, my academic qualifications are varied.

I got my original degree in electrical engineering from MIT.

I recently finished up an MBA at Stanford, some of the same area.

You know, all I do from 4 .30 on is sit there and stare at that clock.

I can't take it anymore. Not much longer, anyway. This is... Yeah, we've

change it somehow.

You know, if we just changed it from within, I'd get that giant -ass Jarvis

fire. Now, that'd be a start.

Do more analytical studies, business forecasting procedures and such. Mr.

Haywood. Yes.

That's excellent.

Thank you very much.

Would you come over here for a moment?

It's all right. Come over here.

Oh,

Mr. Haywood.

This is the only qualification I need.

I think you're going to like this job, Mr. Hewitt. I think I like the

if nothing else.

The job will be very nice.

You have a beautiful cup.

You have a beautiful mouth.

Well?

You should have heard what she said to me in there.

God, if I could have her position.

Then we'll see some real changes.

Oh.

um um

Take it. Take it.

Earth to Lisa. Earth to Lisa. Come in, Lisa.

You know, I have got the perfect plan to get rid of Jarvis. I just thought of

it.

You want to hear about it? Well, hell yes.

Well, are you aware of the fact that he doesn't know that Osborne is coming in

today at all?

No, no, just... Miss Patrick, is this all you wanted to know about me?

Yes, yes.

But call me Pamela.

Put it in me before I wet my pants.

Miss Patrick, Pamela, you don't have any pants on.

That's a figure of speech, stupid.

Oh, yes.

Now fuck me as if this job depended on it.

You better make it good, Mr. Haywood.

Ah, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Deeper.

Wave my nipples.

Get your fingers wet.

Wave my nipples.

Stop,

Mr. Haywood.

Stop. Just for a moment.

Yes.

I want you to stuff my pussy.

Well, I think it can work that out.

Help me clear off the desk.

Be careful with that. It's an antique.

Real careful.

The charts.

Okay.

Let's see now.

Just bring your beautiful body right over here.

Right there.

I hope you know what to do.

I think I can work this out real nice.

You have talent, yes.

Suck that pussy.

So that's the letter I told you about, didn't we? Hey, y 'all.

Look, look.

I just talked to her. She's on her way down here. She's going to be perfect.

She's been a friend of mine for a long time, so I got this magazine over.

Is she going to blow a Jarvis's mind?

Oh, my God.

That's perfect.

Perfect. Look at that.

I just hope she gets here before Osborne does.

Well, she always comes on time.

And speaking of which, I got to go to the bathroom, if you know what I mean.

I'll see y 'all later.

Mr. Jarvis, there's someone here to see you.

She's inside.

Who is it? I'm not expecting anyone.

She's very pretty. I thought that you'd want to see her.

Blonde?

Yeah. She's got a very nice body, too.

Must be that chick from the gym.

Look, Donaldson, I don't want to be disturbed until five.

Understood? Oh, yes, sir. Understood.

Very good.

What are you doing here?

I know what I'm doing here. Sit down.

You heard me.

Would you like to see?

Would you like to touch?

Oh, no, no, not yet.

Doesn't that look nice?

Yeah.

Not yet.

Would you like big tits?

Do you?

Oh, yes.

Would you like to see my tits?

Would you like to suck my tits?

But you're not going to.

Do you like them?

Yeah. Aren't they big?

Aren't they nice?

Do you like them?

Yes, you do like them, don't you?

Would you like to suck them?

Don't suck shit, but you can't.

Not yet, anyway.

Not yet, then, baby.

You're my girl.

Not yet.

Just for you.

Bad, baby, bad.

Oh, Mr. Osborne.

How very nice to see you.

Okay, we haven't got all day. Let's see, what's her name? Miss Patrick first.

She should have the quarterly statements ready for analysis.

Miss Patrick is very anxious to see you. Right now, she's interviewing a very

bright young man for the new office manager position.

Employees of Osborne Insurance should have nothing to hide.

Yeah.

Come on.

That's it.

That's it.

More.

Does this mean I'm hired, Pamela?

Oh, Miss Patrick.

Mr. Osborne is here to see you.

You just did, lady.

Do you like this office?

It's yours.

Does this mean I'm not going to get the job, Pamela?

Yeah.

Lucky you are to be stuck in here all the time.

Yeah, you like that, don't you?

Yeah.

You want to fuck my cunt?

That's good.

You don't deserve my cunt. It's too good for you.

I'm sure you do.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Who do you think you are?

My cunt is too good for you.

And you stand too good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I... Oh, you're going to get sucked.

Do you want to get sucked? Oh, I don't want to suck you.

Please, please. Maybe, if you're good.

Good, good.

Please, please.

If you're good.

Suck me.

Yeah, suck you.

Maybe.

Maybe.

How bad?

How bad?

How bad?

How bad?

So they do.

Yeah, you like it. You like it. Yeah.

Oh, this is baby's lucky day.

Yeah.

Such a good baby.

I got a big surprise for you, sweetheart.

Just the thing.

Good baby.

Oh, yeah.

You've been a good, good baby.

Let's see you talk your way out of this one, Jarvis.

Hell's job, ass. You look ridiculous.

You have to believe me.

And what are you doing for dinner tonight, sweet thing?

It's five o

'clock

on the dot.

Another day gone.

Business as usual.