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We got two little boo -boos sitting here over on the couch, huh?

What's going on? We got Jane,

the always sexy and wild Jane.

What did you think, TJ, when you first heard? Did you think she was maybe a

little wild, a little freaky? Yeah, a little wild. It's the red hair.

Yeah, it is. The red hair is like, ooh.

I bet. Fancy, fancy.

Just on the look.

Do you think there's an element of mystery to a redhead like that, too?

Yeah. And then a freak just in there.

Well,

I'm not going to spoil the surprise totally, but you're pretty much right,

What about you, Jane? What did you think of this guy? You see his wild hair.

I don't even know. He takes off his hat and he's like, oh, I have long hair,

too. Oh. He's not the only one.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, what do you think of that, Jane?

I feel like he belongs on a beach. Ooh.

Right?

We could just do this on a green screen, make the beef in the bag.

Sounds kind of nice.

Right.

So, Jane and TJ, it's a little early in the morning, but are you guys horny? You

guys ready to get your fuck on the road? Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, hi.

Yeah, oh, hi.

How are you doing?

Because I was in the bathroom with him. Oh, is that right?

A little behind -the -scenes secret right there.

Was there anything else going on there? Were you guys talking? You know what?

That is confidential information. Oh, my gosh. That's like off -camera stuff.

Yeah. Wow.

They're not just going to tease us and shit?

I guess, just tell me this, Jane. Did you take a glance at that dick or what?

might have. Oh?

There was definitely some eye contact.

With? With the dick? You had eye -to -eye contact with the dick? Eye -to -eye

contact with the cock. Oh, the one eye. He was like, bro, she's looking.

He's like, don't judge me for my small dick size. And then it comes out.

Whoa. I was warned about you. You're not even wearing panties. Well, I never do.

I'm a gypsy.

You don't even know me.

I just feel like I meet you for the first time every time.

And TJ,

have you ever been with a super redhead? No, never. Never?

First time for everything.

Yeah, right.

Well, I mean, that pussy's super pink on her.

What do you think of that?

Does it look tasty?

I think you guys should just kind of get started right now. I don't think

there's any more talking to do.

One more

time.

Yeah.

Sherry?

thing. Is she as freaky as we thought? Yes.

Yeah.

Second. Okay.

Oh,

shit.

almost as big as you.

You're right. Holy shit. Just kind of hold it up next to your face.

Just like, what is this thing?

Ooh.

Little side note.

Behind the scenes inside info here.

I sent Miss Jane a text last night and I said, you going to be alright with a

big old dick? And she said, let me take the big old dick. I can take it. I

literally said, I can take a big old dick. You did.

And I did.

And that's all she said and now here we are.

Wow. I'm proud.

You should be proud of that camera.

Wow. It's a shower, too. Are you Picasso?

Leonardo da Vinci?

Leonardo. Leonardo.

Oh, look at that Leonardo da Vinci.

Yeah.

Damn, dude. That looks really good on you.

Looks like you didn't miss a single spot on her. Just covered.

Aim is perfect.

You guys take a quick little seat over here. Let's talk about this.

new timer nerve here. No. Clearly.

No.

What's your secret, man? I don't know.

Sex maniac?

I guess so.

That's just what it is.

Yeah. And that's too hard.

Yeah, it's too hard. Yeah, he's sitting over there.

He's part of the scene now. He's almost like a household name here at Hot Guys

Fuck. Aren't you glad you picked up?

Yeah.

Too hard, baby.

Can you kind of, like, flex your dick and, like, make it bounce? Kind of,

bounce it too hard off?

Like a catapult?

You ready?

Now,

the only thing that would really top it off is if he had the two pills on there

and flipped it up into his mouth.

Boing! You know what?

Next time.

Yeah, we'll have to try that next time when you rest it up. Don't we practice?

I mean... It looks like your dick is fat as hell even afterwards.

Did that, dude, did that too hurt, dude? Shit,

I don't know. Probably is.

I literally skinned part of my foot off while reverse cowgirling you. Woo!

Fuck. This carpet is no joke, you know? Dang it.

That was an intense scene in general. Yeah, it was pretty gnarly. A lot of

Yeah, Oscar, he's like, you know, that was wild.

Right.

Right. Yeah, you, Mr.

TJ, you had Jane squealing on that cut. It felt bad.

No, that's a good thing.

Yes, I've shot several scenes with Jane, and I know a pleasurable scream when I

hear one.

It seemed like she was having a good time. Looked like you were having a good

time. Correct me if I'm wrong.

No, you're right. How was your first experience with a bonafide redhead like

this? Spicy.

Spicy. Yeah?

Yeah, when I first saw it, I was like, yeah, this is going to be wild.

Yeah.

Right. And would you, how was that put?

A plus? Oh, you said that's a good.

Yeah.

Jane, you took on the fucking Mighty Cock.

That is TJ Chandler. I was a little worried.

A little, but I was good. I'm fine. I'm fine.

Yeah, and you look great.

We're proud of you.

We're all damn proud of both of you guys. That was super, super hot.

Just out of curiosity, how old are both of you?

21. Oh, same.

Both 21? Yeah.

That's why you got all that stamina, probably.

Combine that with that fucking two -heart. It's been doing all kinds of

stuff for our guys.

You guys are still, you're always welcome to take that. It looks like it

you guys' performance a lot.

Especially when you're a new timer, sometimes I know that, you know, there's

lot going through your mind rather than focusing on her. Everyone comes in here

with, like, a real, you know. Yeah.

They think they're going to do great, and then there's, you know, two cameras,

five people, and everyone's watching.

Right.

And it's true.

And, I mean, does this too hard? Does it kind of, like, help you with

concentration and stuff too, like your focus?

Yeah. Everything, like, afterwards, it's like.

I have, like, mental focus kind of. All right.

And I feel the blood flowing. That's awesome.

It's almost like we're doing experiments here with our models, which we're

seeing what kind of stuff they're experiencing.

Some guys even say they feel euphoric on it. It's not your run of the mill. It's

not combined with, like, blood pumping and pain.

Yeah, right?

I can imagine.

It's not your run of the mill garbage gas station dick pill anymore. We're

working with some outer space type stuff.

Produced by NASA.

By space disco performers. Look at Marty on there. That's his name. He's got

those alien guys. Space disco.

Yeah.

So who knows where Marty's getting these ingredients. Maybe it's on another

planet or something, but hats off to you too hard for sponsoring us, making sure

our guys are on point, enjoying themselves.

Sex is fun. You shouldn't be just crushing it without thinking about

Just the push, right?

Yeah. Hell yeah. All right, guys.

Well.

Let's sign off by pointing at the camera on the count of three and saying,

Hawkeye's fuck. Let's do it that way today. Cool?

One, two, three.

Hawkeye's fuck.