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Please state your real legal names.
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What's up guys, are you under the
influence of any drugs or alcohol right
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No. Perfect, and you're here for
consensual sex?
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Yes. Awesome, and are you pumped and
excited to make art, get your fuck on,
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best of all, get paid for it?
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Yes.
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Let's go.
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Hi. I'm Clara.
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Good to meet you. Nice to meet you too.
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Jason Clara, welcome to the HDL
Experience Live!
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And here we got some pretty faces.
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Look at these cutie pies out here.
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First impression of Mr.
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Jason Clara. He's a hottie.
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I had a feeling. I was like, these two,
I think they're going to be a good
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match. Oh yeah?
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Yes, for sure.
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Well, Claire, you've played one of these
games with us before.
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And I guess Jason, you've played one
too.
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So let's just keep it brief.
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Grab that box, open it up, draw that
first truth card, and let's get to know
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each other.
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You can go first.
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All right.
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Truth.
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What is the most you've ever masturbated
in a single day?
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Oh, God.
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A lot.
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Can you give us a number? I don't know
if I could give you a number.
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Probably like six times.
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That's pretty good.
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I have nothing else to do.
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Did you record?
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No. Just having fun.
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What do you think about all that?
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Can you keep up with this morning,
girls? You might need it. You might be
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than one.
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That one would be nice.
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Hope they keep up.
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All right, who's up on that next truth
card? Let's keep going.
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Okay. What's the naughtiest thing you've
ever looked at online?
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That's a very personal question.
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The naughtiest thing?
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Probably, like, tying people up.
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Aw, see, that's pretty naughty.
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I was waiting for some weird shit.
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I mean, what happened after they got
tied up? Was there more details
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Like, it was like smackin', stuff like
that.
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Freaking nasty.
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So kind of like BDSM? Yeah.
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Yeah, I like that stuff.
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Well, let's keep the game going. Who
knows what's coming up here today.
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Okay, it says, take off all your clothes
except for your underwear.
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I don't know if I can turn it.
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That's it. Yeah, that's definitely a
shirt. Yeah.
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Alright.
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Okay. Dare cards.
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Who is it?
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Oh my fucking god. Are you serious?
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I hate you guys so much.
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Read it out loud for us. We have no idea
what it is.
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It's the WAP underwear.
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Oh!
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Let's do a stand -up for me.
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You're going to look great.
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Let's see. I've never worn so much
lingerie.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yay.
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Male underwear.
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Let's see.
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Let's see it.
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Yes. Oh, my God. I don't even want to
put this on. There you go, Jason.
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There it is.
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I'm rocking the fucking Michael Seltzer,
honey.
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Jason, Jason, come on.
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Do a spin for us.
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Why don't both of you stand there? Do a
little spin for us. Oh, hold on.
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Oh, my God. What does it say?
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What does it say on the back?
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Oh,
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my God.
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Do you want to put them on directly?
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Go to, like, a swim meet, buddy.
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I'll be good, I'm really happy about
this. Oh my god.
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Holy shit. Alright, the game must
continue.
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Let's grab that next haircut.
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Good work. Come on, he's another freaky
one.
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You guys just... Bro, I don't know what
made you go to hell.
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Sit on our cream pie plus note or vote
your partner with your creamy ass. Ooh,
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juicy. All right, bring it. Wait, what?
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Brian. I'm, what? We're going to use the
stuff that's over there.
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Okay. We have some whipped cream. We're
going to make a cream pie. Bro, I got to
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reverse these. I cannot have my nuts
hanging out right there. There you go.
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a little comfortable for crying out
loud. Jesus Christ.
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You should have worn fucking panty
loafers.
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That's a little better.
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Let's get a cream pie going.
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This stuff is not good.
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Max it out. Whatever we got left, that
will be our pie.
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Perfect.
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Come on. You like what's going on here?
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So,
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you know what?
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Probably going to have to get rid of the
underwear for this one. It is one of
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the upcoming steps. You know that. So
why don't you strip out of those. I
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wait to see those underwear go.
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I can't look for you.
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Pull out a chair.
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There you go. You guys know what's going
on.
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So why don't you set the cream pie on
the chair, sit on it, and then maybe
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over the front of the table and just go
for it.
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Oh, my God. No.
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Fitting with the fire.
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Oh, yeah, okay. Okay, there we go. We
get some cream.
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It's definitely pretty creamy. Ooh, that
is creamy.
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Get that motorbike out of the way.
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There you go, buddy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes, the studio audience loved it.
That's it, perfect.
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Oh, goodness.
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Creamier whipped cream.
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You want to help her out, yeah?
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If you want to use your mouth to clean
her up. Let's do it.
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I'm just going to, I feel.
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It's going to be a little sticky later.
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There we go.
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That was interesting, huh?
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There's definitely still some in there.
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I should taste its fire.
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Well, you know what's supposed to come
next. You both played this game, so
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just keep going.
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You know what? Actually, it is a bonus
round. Since we have gone officially
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naked, Grab the dice. Ooh, the dice.
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Blow some luck on them, and let's see
what we come up with. Here, you can do
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dice. You had to motorboat my ass.
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Suck privates for one minute.
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Sounds like a hell of a good time. I can
do that.
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Here's a magic dice.
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That was a hell of a good roll.
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So, watch it.
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Come ahead of the table. You can bend
over. You can lay on the floor. You can
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whatever. You can just sit right there.
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You can chill out, okay?
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This is our old bachelor office.
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Bye.
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About 25 more seconds.
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Looks like that thing's starting to grow
a little bit, Jason.
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You're enjoying this.
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Oh, yeah.
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10 more seconds. Really take it in here.
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Yes, when it was getting nice and fat.
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Yeah.
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Don't worry, guys. You're close.
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You are very close.
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But that's a hell of an icebreaker if
I'm everything.
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Okay, one more roll of dice.
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Blow neck and ears for 15 seconds. Let's
see it. Come on.
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Blow my neck and ears.
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Why don't you stand up? Come ahead of
the table.
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Try and tease her a little bit.
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10 more seconds.
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Oh, my, my, my.
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The chemistry is getting hot. It's
getting heated. Yes.
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Studio audience, do you approve?
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I'm excited to see you guys. You are
brilliant.
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Guys. Studio audience.
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The studio audience. The studio audience
approves. I approve.
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And guess what? When it's time for
approval, time for the epictope.
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paperwork here.
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Yeah, grab it and read it out loud for
us. If you agree, sign it. It says, I am
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here today for consensual sex. I am not
under the influence of drugs and
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alcohol. I'm at least 18 years old.
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Have you ever had to turn off the phone?
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Never, huh?
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Well, have you had to make a video
telling us why you thought you had to
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off our videos?
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Well, you're going to do it again. Stand
up where you're at and hand me that
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paperwork.
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It's time, guys. You've got 30 seconds.
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You guys are hot enough to be in one of
our videos.
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Okay. I think that I am hot enough to be
on this thing because I like hot, sexy
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men like this one right here. And I also
like getting my holes filled. My big
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dick.
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Does that freak you out a little bit?
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I don't know. I think I'm hot enough to
be a hot guy's fuck because I love
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fucking hot girls and she's definitely a
hot girl, so.
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Hot people.
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There you go.
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I think that works, guys.
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It's time to talk. I know you guys are
ready. Off to the room you go. To you,
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audience. Here I'm on.
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Off they go.
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Oh, there they go.
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I better keep up.
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Holy shit.
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Thank you.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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That feel good?
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Oh, it feels good.
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Thank you, Nick.
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World's best photographer.
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It's hot
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I'm going to all over my tits, okay?
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Yay!
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You've got some yummy cum.
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What does it taste like?
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It tastes sweet.
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Do you like that cock?
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I love this cock, yeah.
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Look at it.
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The thing just kept growing and growing
and growing.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And with a delicious, literally facial.
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Literally. Literally delicious.
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Early. Early.
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Lay that cock over the top of her face
and let's see.
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And just like blinders over there.
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Don't give me a black eye. Yes.
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Fuck.
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Well.
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Feel a little better, Jason?
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Yeah, a lot.
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She drained the tank on that one.
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Jesus. Yeah.
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It was almost like cock worship at the
end. Yeah, definitely.
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I think it was a little bit more.
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You know, this cock deserves to be
worshipped.
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And worshipped it was.
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Jason, you ever been with a chick this
bad, dude? She's just willing to do
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anything. It's crazy.
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Yeah.
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Welcome to Hawkeye's Fuck.
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There it is.
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Yeah, and the game was fun.
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Game was really fun.
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We had to get you to swap an underwear
again. I know that you probably...
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I've been eating Wonderware all week,
dude. No, you're such a pretty guy.
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You look so good in that. You look great
in that. Great tan.
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I mean, come on. Yeah, you should just
be in Speedo always. Yeah.
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You're pulling the Michael Phelps. Yeah,
I'm pulling the Michael Phelps.
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Just have a 100 meter stroke.
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Yes, you're a good sport. You are too,
Clara.
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We appreciate it.
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Strong fuck today.
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Maybe the human jackhammer is his new
name.
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Yeah, he's poking my guts.
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Poking.
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Okay, well, anything else to say to your
future fans or current fans out there,
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anything like that?
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No, not really. The Dr. Hot Guys fuck.
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Yeah. And you too hard.
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Too hard.
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One and two, done and done. You can't be
too nervous. Just give me too hard.
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There you go.
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That's good.
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That's good. Print that on a fucking
billboard.
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Billboard.
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All right, I know you guys cleaned up.
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Peace.
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Later, guys. Later.
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Now, class, we all know that two plus
two is four.
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That's not too hard.
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This is too hard. A supplement if you're
having a hard time getting up in the
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morning or at night.
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We also know that the foot bone is not
connected to the mouth bone.
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That's not too hard.
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This is too hard. Size, stamina,
hardness.
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Now, class, turn to page two of your Too
Hard comic book.
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And safe.
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Made in the USA.
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Class dismissed.
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first experience.
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I was a little nervous at first, but I
ended up having one of the best weekends
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I've had, and I can't remember how long.
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They gave me some too hard.
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I actually had three no -cut scenes.
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Didn't feel any pressure at all.
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I mean, it was super chill. Everything
went super smooth.
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Honestly, the first time I took it, I
was like, shit, is this really me?
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Like, it's that good.
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Like, this shit works, and it's
impressive.
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I'm definitely going to be back.
Definitely going to have to get some
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bitches because I know they love this
dick.
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I know you've heard about it. I know
you've seen it.
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If you haven't tried it yet, you need to
hop on it. Peace.
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Back to the show.
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What up, what up,
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what up?
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Hi. Beautiful people.
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You definitely rock hard.
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So, you're a type of chick?
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Yeah, petite, blonde, beautiful.
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What's your secret again for the fat
ass? Snacks?
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Snacks. Well, it's simple.
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You guys are going to get your fuck on.
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And I think it's going to be a show.
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I'm going to let you guys go. I think I
should just stop talking.
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Whip it out.
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Damn. Damn.
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Shit.
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Look back at it. Hey, hey.
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How about this pole? Look, he doesn't
want to go away.
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Clara Fargo approved.
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Very, very.
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The Italian stallion. Yeah.
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You. can never be too hard.
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Latin lover type of vibe? Oh, Bob.
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Have you ever cheated on him?
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I think I'm hot enough to be a hot guy's
fuck because I love fucking hot girls
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and she's definitely a hot girl.
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