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Please state your real legal names.

What's up guys, are you under the influence of any drugs or alcohol right

No. Perfect, and you're here for consensual sex?

Yes. Awesome, and are you pumped and excited to make art, get your fuck on,

best of all, get paid for it?

Yes.

Let's go.

Hi. I'm Clara.

Good to meet you. Nice to meet you too.

Jason Clara, welcome to the HDL Experience Live!

And here we got some pretty faces.

Look at these cutie pies out here.

First impression of Mr.

Jason Clara. He's a hottie.

I had a feeling. I was like, these two, I think they're going to be a good

match. Oh yeah?

Yes, for sure.

Well, Claire, you've played one of these games with us before.

And I guess Jason, you've played one too.

So let's just keep it brief.

Grab that box, open it up, draw that first truth card, and let's get to know

each other.

You can go first.

All right.

Truth.

What is the most you've ever masturbated in a single day?

Oh, God.

A lot.

Can you give us a number? I don't know if I could give you a number.

Probably like six times.

That's pretty good.

I have nothing else to do.

Did you record?

No. Just having fun.

What do you think about all that?

Can you keep up with this morning, girls? You might need it. You might be

than one.

That one would be nice.

Hope they keep up.

All right, who's up on that next truth card? Let's keep going.

Okay. What's the naughtiest thing you've ever looked at online?

That's a very personal question.

The naughtiest thing?

Probably, like, tying people up.

Aw, see, that's pretty naughty.

I was waiting for some weird shit.

I mean, what happened after they got tied up? Was there more details

Like, it was like smackin', stuff like that.

Freaking nasty.

So kind of like BDSM? Yeah.

Yeah, I like that stuff.

Well, let's keep the game going. Who knows what's coming up here today.

Okay, it says, take off all your clothes except for your underwear.

I don't know if I can turn it.

That's it. Yeah, that's definitely a shirt. Yeah.

Alright.

Okay. Dare cards.

Who is it?

Oh my fucking god. Are you serious?

I hate you guys so much.

Read it out loud for us. We have no idea what it is.

It's the WAP underwear.

Oh!

Let's do a stand -up for me.

You're going to look great.

Let's see. I've never worn so much lingerie.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yay.

Male underwear.

Let's see.

Let's see it.

Yes. Oh, my God. I don't even want to put this on. There you go, Jason.

There it is.

I'm rocking the fucking Michael Seltzer, honey.

Jason, Jason, come on.

Do a spin for us.

Why don't both of you stand there? Do a little spin for us. Oh, hold on.

Oh, my God. What does it say?

What does it say on the back?

Oh,

my God.

Do you want to put them on directly?

Go to, like, a swim meet, buddy.

I'll be good, I'm really happy about this. Oh my god.

Holy shit. Alright, the game must continue.

Let's grab that next haircut.

Good work. Come on, he's another freaky one.

You guys just... Bro, I don't know what made you go to hell.

Sit on our cream pie plus note or vote your partner with your creamy ass. Ooh,

juicy. All right, bring it. Wait, what?

Brian. I'm, what? We're going to use the stuff that's over there.

Okay. We have some whipped cream. We're going to make a cream pie. Bro, I got to

reverse these. I cannot have my nuts hanging out right there. There you go.

a little comfortable for crying out loud. Jesus Christ.

You should have worn fucking panty loafers.

That's a little better.

Let's get a cream pie going.

This stuff is not good.

Max it out. Whatever we got left, that will be our pie.

Perfect.

Come on. You like what's going on here?

So,

you know what?

Probably going to have to get rid of the underwear for this one. It is one of

the upcoming steps. You know that. So why don't you strip out of those. I

wait to see those underwear go.

I can't look for you.

Pull out a chair.

There you go. You guys know what's going on.

So why don't you set the cream pie on the chair, sit on it, and then maybe

over the front of the table and just go for it.

Oh, my God. No.

Fitting with the fire.

Oh, yeah, okay. Okay, there we go. We get some cream.

It's definitely pretty creamy. Ooh, that is creamy.

Get that motorbike out of the way.

There you go, buddy.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, the studio audience loved it. That's it, perfect.

Oh, goodness.

Creamier whipped cream.

You want to help her out, yeah?

If you want to use your mouth to clean her up. Let's do it.

I'm just going to, I feel.

It's going to be a little sticky later.

There we go.

That was interesting, huh?

There's definitely still some in there.

I should taste its fire.

Well, you know what's supposed to come next. You both played this game, so

just keep going.

You know what? Actually, it is a bonus round. Since we have gone officially

naked, Grab the dice. Ooh, the dice.

Blow some luck on them, and let's see what we come up with. Here, you can do

dice. You had to motorboat my ass.

Suck privates for one minute.

Sounds like a hell of a good time. I can do that.

Here's a magic dice.

That was a hell of a good roll.

So, watch it.

Come ahead of the table. You can bend over. You can lay on the floor. You can

whatever. You can just sit right there.

You can chill out, okay?

This is our old bachelor office.

Bye.

About 25 more seconds.

Looks like that thing's starting to grow a little bit, Jason.

You're enjoying this.

Oh, yeah.

10 more seconds. Really take it in here.

Yes, when it was getting nice and fat.

Yeah.

Don't worry, guys. You're close.

You are very close.

But that's a hell of an icebreaker if I'm everything.

Okay, one more roll of dice.

Blow neck and ears for 15 seconds. Let's see it. Come on.

Blow my neck and ears.

Why don't you stand up? Come ahead of the table.

Try and tease her a little bit.

10 more seconds.

Oh, my, my, my.

The chemistry is getting hot. It's getting heated. Yes.

Studio audience, do you approve?

I'm excited to see you guys. You are brilliant.

Guys. Studio audience.

The studio audience. The studio audience approves. I approve.

And guess what? When it's time for approval, time for the epictope.

paperwork here.

Yeah, grab it and read it out loud for us. If you agree, sign it. It says, I am

here today for consensual sex. I am not under the influence of drugs and

alcohol. I'm at least 18 years old.

Have you ever had to turn off the phone?

Never, huh?

Well, have you had to make a video telling us why you thought you had to

off our videos?

Well, you're going to do it again. Stand up where you're at and hand me that

paperwork.

It's time, guys. You've got 30 seconds.

You guys are hot enough to be in one of our videos.

Okay. I think that I am hot enough to be on this thing because I like hot, sexy

men like this one right here. And I also like getting my holes filled. My big

dick.

Does that freak you out a little bit?

I don't know. I think I'm hot enough to be a hot guy's fuck because I love

fucking hot girls and she's definitely a hot girl, so.

Hot people.

There you go.

I think that works, guys.

It's time to talk. I know you guys are ready. Off to the room you go. To you,

audience. Here I'm on.

Off they go.

Oh, there they go.

I better keep up.

Holy shit.

Thank you.

Hmm. Hmm.

That feel good?

Oh, it feels good.

Thank you, Nick.

World's best photographer.

It's hot

I'm going to all over my tits, okay?

Yay!

You've got some yummy cum.

What does it taste like?

It tastes sweet.

Do you like that cock?

I love this cock, yeah.

Look at it.

The thing just kept growing and growing and growing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And with a delicious, literally facial.

Literally. Literally delicious.

Early. Early.

Lay that cock over the top of her face and let's see.

And just like blinders over there.

Don't give me a black eye. Yes.

Fuck.

Well.

Feel a little better, Jason?

Yeah, a lot.

She drained the tank on that one.

Jesus. Yeah.

It was almost like cock worship at the end. Yeah, definitely.

I think it was a little bit more.

You know, this cock deserves to be worshipped.

And worshipped it was.

Jason, you ever been with a chick this bad, dude? She's just willing to do

anything. It's crazy.

Yeah.

Welcome to Hawkeye's Fuck.

There it is.

Yeah, and the game was fun.

Game was really fun.

We had to get you to swap an underwear again. I know that you probably...

I've been eating Wonderware all week, dude. No, you're such a pretty guy.

You look so good in that. You look great in that. Great tan.

I mean, come on. Yeah, you should just be in Speedo always. Yeah.

You're pulling the Michael Phelps. Yeah, I'm pulling the Michael Phelps.

Just have a 100 meter stroke.

Yes, you're a good sport. You are too, Clara.

We appreciate it.

Strong fuck today.

Maybe the human jackhammer is his new name.

Yeah, he's poking my guts.

Poking.

Okay, well, anything else to say to your future fans or current fans out there,

anything like that?

No, not really. The Dr. Hot Guys fuck.

Yeah. And you too hard.

Too hard.

One and two, done and done. You can't be too nervous. Just give me too hard.

There you go.

That's good.

That's good. Print that on a fucking billboard.

Billboard.

All right, I know you guys cleaned up.

Peace.

Later, guys. Later.

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What's up, guys? This is Stefan.

from HGF, just here to tell you about my first experience.

I was a little nervous at first, but I ended up having one of the best weekends

I've had, and I can't remember how long.

They gave me some too hard.

I actually had three no -cut scenes.

Didn't feel any pressure at all.

I mean, it was super chill. Everything went super smooth.

Honestly, the first time I took it, I was like, shit, is this really me?

Like, it's that good.

Like, this shit works, and it's impressive.

I'm definitely going to be back. Definitely going to have to get some

bitches because I know they love this dick.

I know you've heard about it. I know you've seen it.

If you haven't tried it yet, you need to hop on it. Peace.

Back to the show.

What up, what up,

what up?

Hi. Beautiful people.

You definitely rock hard.

So, you're a type of chick?

Yeah, petite, blonde, beautiful.

What's your secret again for the fat ass? Snacks?

Snacks. Well, it's simple.

You guys are going to get your fuck on.

And I think it's going to be a show.

I'm going to let you guys go. I think I should just stop talking.

Whip it out.

Damn. Damn.

Shit.

Look back at it. Hey, hey.

How about this pole? Look, he doesn't want to go away.

Clara Fargo approved.

Very, very.

And our new hunk, Tommy Angelino.

The pizza parlor owner from Bronx, right?

The Italian stallion. Yeah.

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Have you ever cheated on him?

I think I'm hot enough to be a hot guy's fuck because I love fucking hot girls

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