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We're the heroes.

We are cool.

We're the heroes.

We are young.

Here we go.

Nobody wants us. It's time to break the way you are.

Everybody says we're ugly. Everybody says we're tiny and shabby. But nobody

knows we have huge passion and guts and fiery hearts.

the meal, Mike's mom.

I mean, Tara.

You want an onion ring?

You ever wonder why they only have onion rings and not other jewelry? I mean,

I'd wear an onion watch.

Nick.

You're hiding something from me. I know it.

You know Super Awesome Man.

You're always the first on the scene.

You get the best shots, and your videos consistently have the most views.

My reporter's intuition tells me you're the man on the inside with Super Awesome

Man and X.

The police think these readers are criminals, but I... I don't know

about readers, but I do know that Super Awesome Man and X are totally the good

guys.

Now, if you excuse me, me and my onion rings are going home.

I agree.

They are the good guy. I want to interview them so they can tell their

Nick, can you help me?

This is a bad idea.

I'm totally getting caught.

Will you stop freaking out? You're making us all nervous.

You sure this is smart?

I mean, she's my own freaking mom.

How is she not going to recognize me?

Oh, Mike.

No one is ever going to recognize you in that costume.

Looks right. Your costume is an eyesore. I try my best not to look at you when

you wear it.

Besides,

this is the best way for us to clear our names.

Uh -huh.

Okay, guys.

I got a very important question.

Laser Madness or Oxford Library.

What? No laser library?

Oh, I wish.

Why is no one getting how serious this... Hi,

everyone. I'm Tara.

Hello, citizen.

I'm Super Awesome Mom.

Man. Super Awesome Man.

Uh...

I'm honored to meet you.

Uh, yes, average citizen, Tara, who I've never met before.

X and I super awesome appreciate you setting up this interview.

I think we got it.

That was great.

I'm seeing billions of views. Thank you both for sharing your side of the story.

Seriously.

No, thank you, Tara. Be safe out there.

I thought I almost got caught.

Good for you.

Guys, the Justice Boosters have got new intel for us.

What's a Justice Booster?

The Justice Boosters are a private page book group.

full of people who secretly support Super Awesome Man and X. When they see

guy stuff go down, they post to the group and tag, Justice Always Win.

Wow, how big is this group?

Oh, it's about... Well,

I guess that's at least six views we can count on. Whoa, look! There's a live

stream of some lizard -looking hero. Looks like it's down by the pier at some

warehouse. Lizard -looking?

Community!

When I look out at the vast universe, I feel it.

It's quite an extraordinary thing, isn't it? The night sky is an infinite ocean

of stars.

And yet this tiny meteorite, defying all odds, found its way to lodge itself

into my cranium.

Hmm. A meteorite hit you in the head and you survived?

Hmm.

A stupid question for something as juvenile as a comic book.

Uh, we're done for the day. Who are you?

What an incredible hero you have.

It would be a shame to waste his abilities in this sort of place.

Give him to me.

You think I'd take orders from some costume psychotic?

Stop wasting time.

I'll make good use of the hero.

Take it if you can. Professor Z, nightmare eyes!

Sorry, but it's going to be painful!

No!

Mommy! Wake up! Please!

Help!

Someone help my mom!

No!

Get out of my head!

How are you able to resist?

Next time, be careful before you go looking inside one's head.

Reckoned by his master, the cursed knight's gossiper body gathers a swirl

smoke. He has the hero book!

The doctor and the professor are faced with a choice.

Run, or accept their fate with the ghastly creature in front of them.

The ghost is on them like a cold wind.

Professor Z, do something!

Stop him from emitting light!

Nightmare! Inside the mist, even the sun cannot escape.

Who are you? Why are you doing this to

me?

I promise this isn't personal.

You just have something I need.

Mist.

On that drive is an hour -long exclusive interview with Super Awesome Man and X.

The comics, the readers, the bad guys, the city hall incident. They explain

everything. Are you serious, Tara? This could be the scoop of the decade.

You need to take this drive and mark it straight down to the features desk.

They'll know exactly what to do with it.

Features? Jerry, this is my story.

You're a pet reporter, Tara. Stick to what you know.

Huh.

How about... You stick

to this.

I quit.

And I'm taking my story with me.

Ooh,

looking for villains at the pier during sundown. Classic good guy, bad guy

stuff. Okay, according to the Justice Boosters, they should be around here

somewhere. Let's split up and look for clues.

Yep. Good idea.

Where are you, bat -

Not a single fly is around.

Are those Justice Roosters or whatever really trustworthy?

Blaze and Ruxpin!

Mike,

are you okay?

I think I found a clue.

It's Chameleon!

Do you have any idea

who I am?

Who you're messing with?

How much this suit costs?

Should I?

Jelly King, we don't need these guys anymore.

Let's go.

Crying Man was right. This is classic bad guy stuff.

Right, Lucy?

Lucy?

Sensing man.

Fish him out.

You

can't

just talk people into the bay, even if they are gangsters.

Who are these dweebs crashing our party? Wait a minute.

I know these dweebs. They got in our way and...

I remember now.

How nice of you to save me the trouble of hunting you down.

Even better than the super awesome man movie script I started writing.

I don't like this, Mike.

Something about that woman. She's not like any other reader I've ever met.

Are you home?

Yep, just got in.

Smells good.

Oh, really?

I saw this recipe for bean paste stew on a food blog.

Would you like to taste it?