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Hey Giada, I'm looking back
at the inventory I did
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for the Tribunal and I never
checked off the Eye of Evilini.
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You think I made a mistake?
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Oh, yeah!
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That's what
I was worried about.
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Check! Check!
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Check it out!
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I guess I could go
check it out.
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I can't hear you!
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I said I guess--
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You can't hear me.
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Giada.
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Giada!
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Sorry, I just got caught up
making the playlist
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for the school dance
tomorrow night.
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I just want Billie's first
mortal dance to be special.
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Me too. With all the weird
magical things
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happening lately, I just want
Billie to have a night
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where she can be
a normal teenage girl.
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What was that?
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Oh, hey guys!
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What happened to you?
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I was just getting ready
for the dance.
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I've been practicing
on the electric slide I conjured.
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Billie-- and I can't believe
we're still having these conversations--
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In the mortal world,
the "Electric Slide" is just a dance.
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It's not a low-voltage
thrill ride.
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That is disappointing.
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But I guess
it'll still be fun.
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Yeah, it will! We're gonna
tear that place up!
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No, we won't.
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Anything we tear up,
I have to put back together.
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{\an8}♪ Everything is
not what it seems ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you can have
what you want ♪
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{\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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{\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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{\an8}♪ Because everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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So if there's no
Electric Slide,
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then what do you guys do
at a mortal dance?
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Mostly the guys stand
on one side of the room
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and the girls stand
on the other side
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until the girls realize
we got dressed up for nothing
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and decide to dance
with each other.
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What do the guys do?
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They pretend
to be on their phones
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so they won't look stupid
for not asking us to dance.
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Roman, you better make sure
your phone is charged.
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I won't need to
because I'm not going. I have plans.
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- What plans?
- To not go to the dance.
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Hello?
Is this thing on?
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Hello, Greenwald Middle.
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That sounds like that cute boy
you met in detention.
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I didn't meet a cute boy
in detention.
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Yeah, you did. Kevin.
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It's not Kevin, it's Quentin!
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I think. You know,
I could be wrong.
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This is Quentin Thompson,
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and I want to ask a very special girl
to the dance tonight...
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- Please say Billie...
- Please don't say Billie...
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- Billie--
- No!
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Will you--
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You can't be in here!
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What were you thinking?
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I think it's pretty clear
I wasn't thinking, sir.
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You are in so much trouble.
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Give me that microphone!
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Stop running from me!
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I'll stop running
If you stop chasing me!
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I'll never stop
chasing you!
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What are you gonna say?
Are you gonna go with him?
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Well, technically,
he never asked me,
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so I never have to answer.
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Billie. I don't have much time.
You. Me. Dance. You in?
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You. Him. Dance.
Don't even think about it.
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Keep it moving, Mr. Thompson.
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Shaggy haired...
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Oh, that was so embarrassing.
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Well, yeah, it was.
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A dance-posal, in public,
over the PA system.
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Come on, that was
the cringiest thing ever.
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Who would that ever work on?
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Good to know.
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Hey Mom, since you guys
will be at the dance,
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Roman and I need money
to order dinner.
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Tonight's the night
we find out
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what that square pizza's
all about.
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Oh, honey,
I forgot to tell you,
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Anita Bianchi's on the
dance committee with me,
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and she didn't have anyone
to watch Bella--
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I'm gonna stop you
right there.
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I am not babysitting
Bella Bianchi!
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Well, of course you're not.
You're 11 years old.
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Also, every time
she comes over here,
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we end up
having to wipe her memory.
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I told Anita
that I would bring a friend
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for Bella to hang out with
at the dance.
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Who's that
poor sucker?
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Mom, why are you looking at me
like I'm that poor sucker?
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Milo, it's only a few hours.
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You're acting
like it's dental surgery.
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Well, dental surgery is less painful.
Also, I get a toy at the end.
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So if I give you a toy,
you'll do this?
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Obviously, yes.
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I can't believe
Quentin did that
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in front of the whole school.
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It was... it was--
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The most romantic thing I or anyone
has ever seen in their entire life?
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There's nothing "romantic" about
Quentin Thompson asking me to the dance.
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What?
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You got asked to the dance?
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How did you hear that?
You were downstairs.
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I have ears like a bat
when it comes to romance.
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I once heard someone propose
in a hot air balloon,
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and I was on the ground.
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This is huge.
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This is your first date!
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It's nothing. You know,
I haven't even told him my answer yet.
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Why not?
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Oh no, is he weird?
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He's not weird.
But he is annoying.
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He's always making jokes,
and he thinks he's so charming
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and he's got this
dumb shaggy hair
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that falls into his
dumb sparkling eyes...
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- You got it bad.
- Real bad.
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Look, even if I did want to go
to the dance with him,
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which I don't,
it doesn't matter.
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Justin doesn't want me to.
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Well, don't worry.
I'll talk to him.
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What do you want to do?
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I guess... I kinda... sorta...
maybe... wanna go.
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Giada?
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Justin! Let me in!
Let me in! Let me in!
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It's Billie!
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What happened?
Is she okay?
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She got asked out by a boy.
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Oh that.
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She also said
you don't want her to go.
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Yeah, that's because
I don't want her to go.
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Well, I told her
I would talk to you
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because you're
a reasonable person
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who doesn't jump
to conclusions.
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What is this?
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That's my Board
of Conclusions.
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I told you,
there's a lot of weird,
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magical things
happening lately.
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The Changeling. The oracle.
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I even went to the Crypt,
and the Eye of Evilini wasn't there!
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Do you know what this means?
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- Do you know what this means?
- No idea.
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But I'm sure
it's all connected.
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I just gotta figure out how.
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Until then, I've got these.
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Hex-Ray Glasses.
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They let you know
if magic is being used.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Definitely the coolest
Hex-Ray Glasses I've ever seen.
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Justin, come on,
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let Billie go to the dance
with Quentin.
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I'm telling you,
the kid is trouble.
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Do you know what he did today?
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Broke into my office
and used the PA system to ask Billie out!
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Aww!
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That better be an
"I can't believe
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he disrespected
the school principal" aww.
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Justin, he's not some
evil wizard.
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He's a middle school boy
with a crush.
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Is he? We don't know
anything about him.
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I'm telling you,
he is up to something.
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In fact...
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He's going on the board!
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Oh, I get
what's going on here.
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You see Billie
as a daughter now.
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And you're feeling
overprotective.
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But Justin,
this is Billie's first crush.
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I know it's hard,
but it shouldn't be about how you feel.
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It should be about
how she feels.
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Fine!
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But I want to get to know
the kid better first.
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- That's a yes.
- It's a maybe.
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It's enough to start shopping
for a dress.
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You really think Mrs. Russo
can talk Mr. Russo
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into letting you go
to the dance with Quentin?
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Well, I saw her talk him into
wearing leather pants once.
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If she can do that,
she can do anything.
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It's Quentin!
What do I do?
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- Answer it! I'll take care of the rest.
- Okay.
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Hey, Billie.
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Looks like you've been
waiting for my call.
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What?
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Why would you think that?
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Because you have glam lighting
on you right now,
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and your hair is blowing
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like you're
in a shampoo commercial.
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Hi, Quentin.
I'm gonna go now.
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- No, you're not.
- No, I'm not.
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So, did you hear about
that guy
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who asked that girl
to the dance
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over the PA system
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and she didn't give him
an answer,
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even though
he got a month's detention?
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Well, after that big show
he put on,
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he'd look pretty stupid
if she said no.
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So, that's a yes?
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Mmm... it's a
"I got nothing better to do."
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You guys are bantering
at a tenth-grade level right now!
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So I guess I'll just meet you there?
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Or, unless you wanna meet
at my house, or your house.
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- But I don't know where you live--
- Yep! Sounds good!
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See you there!
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What's happening? I did it!
She said yes.
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Why are you doing this?
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A reminder
of what happens if you fail me.
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Once you've gotten Billie away
from the Russos,
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push the button
and it will bring her to me.
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I won't fail you Lord Morsus.
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I promise.
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What are you doing?
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Preparing for close contact
with Bella Bianchi.
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I gotta cover all my soft spots
in case she starts biting.
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I still can't believe
mom's making you go to the dance.
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Why aren't you going? The whole
eighth grade class is gonna be there.
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That's the problem.
Karina Kowalski and I have been talking
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ever since she came over
a few weeks ago--
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She's still talking to you
after Billie covered her in mustard?
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It actually brought us closer.
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It's good to have
a common enemy.
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But if I go tonight,
Karina's gonna want to dance.
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At a dance?
How could she!
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Yeah, yeah. It's just...
I can tap and waltz
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and don't even get me started
on my tango.
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Is that an option?
'Cause I'd love to not.
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It's just I need rules
and structure.
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But eighth grade dancing
is chaos.
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Nobody knows
what makes it good,
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but everybody knows
what makes it bad.
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Like that time
dad wore leather pants.
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What? No! Dad looked amazing
in those.
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Dancing is easy.
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Step one is
turn your brain off.
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Step two is I can't remember
'cause I turned my brain off.
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So I'll just... I'll just
turn my brain off.
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On second thought,
maybe you should just stay home.
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You do not want
Karina seeing that.
248
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,362
I wish I hadn't seen that.
249
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,323
What am I doing?
There's gotta be a spell
250
00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,033
that can make me
a good dancer.
251
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,285
I'm going to the lair!
252
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,539
Wait! I need you to tape
this Price-Co catalogue to my back.
253
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,124
I'm completely unprotected!
254
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,299
So listen, Billie.
255
00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,717
I've been thinking...
256
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,719
why don't you invite
Quentin over later
257
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,180
so I can get to know him better?
258
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,307
- Really?
- Thank you.
259
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,058
You've made us very happy.
260
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,435
I mean, Billie.
261
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,769
No, I was right
the first time.
262
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,354
It's us. We're very happy.
263
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:29,981
Don't get too excited.
264
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,941
I want to see
a different side of him,
265
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:35,111
and if I do, you two can go
to the dance later.
266
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,326
He wants to see
a different side of Quentin?
267
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,702
We'll show him
a different side.
268
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,078
Yeah, you will.
269
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,122
You just said "we" didn't you?
270
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,167
I can't invite
the real Quentin over.
271
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,794
Justin will just find
some reason not to like him.
272
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,339
So, I'm gonna use magic
to turn you into Quentin.
273
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,258
Billie, there's a million reasons
why that'll never work.
274
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,343
Name one.
275
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:00,803
Let's do this!
276
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,391
"Transform this figure, deceive all eyes,
277
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,185
cloak her
in the right disguise."
278
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:14,025
How does he pay attention
in class with his hair in his eyes?
279
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,152
Remember, just be pleasant
and polite.
280
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,820
And don't say
anything Winter-y.
281
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:18,905
Like what?
282
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,741
Man, I'm so nervous
my tongue is sweating.
283
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,786
Like that. Just don't say
anything like that.
284
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,832
This is ridiculous!
285
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,669
Not a single spell
that'll make me a good dancer.
286
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,213
Maybe it's a sign I should stay home.
287
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,340
"Hey loser!
288
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,842
Better not see you
at the dance tonight."
289
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,178
"You won't, 'cause I just
decided not to go."
290
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:46,349
- "I'm kidding! LOL."
- Dang it!
291
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,520
"Me too! LOL."
292
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:53,773
"Save me a dance?"
293
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:57,652
"Uh, you know I will,
'cause I am an excellent dancer."
294
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,238
Oh no.
Why did I just say that?
295
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,450
Come on,
there's gotta be something.
296
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,459
"Jerry's Enchanted
Boogie Shoes--
297
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,379
For Use In Case
of Dance-mergency."
298
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,756
Well, that's exactly
what this is.
299
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,386
Wait, wait, wait.
300
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,597
I'm using a magical shortcut
to avoid the hard work
301
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,725
of learning to dance
so I can have fun.
302
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,268
This is what
Billie always does,
303
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,478
and it always blows up
in her face.
304
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,398
So it's a good thing
I'm not Billie!
305
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,320
- Okay, Winter, you've got this.
- Yeah.
306
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,864
Justin! Quentin's here!
307
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,909
Mr. Thompson.
Thanks for stopping by.
308
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,161
Who's Mr. Thompson?
309
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,704
- You!
- Right!
310
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,456
That's me. Mr. Thompson.
311
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,833
Mr. Quentin Thompson. Q.T.
312
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,960
Aw, my initials are "cutie"!
313
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,546
Focus.
314
00:13:58,629 --> 00:13:59,714
Are you okay?
315
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,299
Sorry. Just a little nervous.
316
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,843
Nervous? I don't think
I've ever seen you nervous before.
317
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,679
It's almost like you're seeing
a different side of him.
318
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,181
Huh.
319
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:11,017
So, Quentin, why don't you
tell me about yourself?
320
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,936
Well, I'm a 14-year-old boy,
as you can see...
321
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,855
My locker's in the South Hall.
322
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,524
And... I like soup!
323
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:19,859
You like soup?
324
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,110
I mean, I hate soup.
325
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,195
Who hates soup?
326
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,405
I don't know. I'm so confused.
327
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,865
Tell me
how to feel about soup.
328
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,116
I just want you to like me!
329
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,994
Justin, stop grilling him.
330
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,621
He's the one
who brought it up.
331
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,291
Look, I know it took
a lot of courage to come here,
332
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,751
and I do respect that.
333
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,337
Maybe I was a little wrong
about you.
334
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,464
See? I told you.
335
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,007
Can I get you
something to drink?
336
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,759
What do you want water?
Lemonade?
337
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,428
Oh no, you're out of lemonade.
Mrs. Russo forgot to buy more.
338
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,932
How do you know that?
339
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,725
Uh, how do
I know that, Billie?
340
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,228
Hold on, I'm thinking.
This is a weird one.
341
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,731
Something's not right here.
342
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,316
What's going on?
343
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,902
Nothing!
Nothing's going on.
344
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,073
Winter!
345
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,867
What? Who's Winter?
Never heard of her.
346
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:12,995
"Reveal-us!"
347
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:15,706
Billie!
348
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,959
I can't believe
you tried to trick me.
349
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:21,003
I'm sorry. But you were never
gonna give Quentin a chance.
350
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,255
How do you know that?
351
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,966
You never gave me the chance
to give him a chance.
352
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,344
I can't get detention for something
I did outside of school, right?
353
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,721
- Winter--
- I know. I know. I'm going.
354
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,643
Okay, fine.
I won't go to the dance with Quentin.
355
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,146
Oh, you're not going
to the dance at all.
356
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,439
Who's excited
to go to the dance?
357
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:45,444
Oh man, the vibe in here
is... it's weird.
358
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,364
Billie, you used magic
as a shortcut,
359
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,158
and it blew up in your face.
360
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,951
You're grounded.
361
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,871
This is so unfair!
362
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,335
When is she gonna learn?
363
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,589
I know, I know, I'm going.
364
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,517
Hello, Milo.
365
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,605
Bella. I see they got you out
of the zoo for the evening.
366
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,024
Don't try to sweet-talk me.
367
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,569
I don't want to be here
any more than you do.
368
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,948
- What are you doing?
- It's these magazines.
369
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,950
I'm wearing them
in case you start biting.
370
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,621
Wait, I'm wearing magazines
in case you start biting!
371
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,083
It is pretty silly, isn't it?
372
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,960
Yeah. Besides,
if I was gonna bite you,
373
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,129
I'd just bite you
in your face.
374
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,590
Good to know.
375
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,008
Look, if we're both
stuck here,
376
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,427
- we should try to enjoy it.
- What do you have in mind?
377
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,305
We steal a charcuterie board
and cram our mouths with cured meats.
378
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,057
I don't hate that idea.
379
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,942
So, the dance is going
pretty great, don't you think?
380
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,444
Yeah. Yeah.
I just wish Billie was here.
381
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:11,447
I know why you grounded her,
but I just feel bad
382
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,449
she's missing her
first mortal dance.
383
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,368
I know. I feel bad, too.
384
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,870
But she tried to trick me.
385
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,623
Besides, it's probably best
she's home where we know she's safe.
386
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,001
I just can't shake the feeling
that something bigger is going on.
387
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,545
- That's why I brought these.
- Ah!
388
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,923
Glasses...
389
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,592
I was really hoping those were
a "lair only" thing.
390
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,887
What is that?
391
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,181
I knew it!
392
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,574
Your date stand you up?
That's embarrassing.
393
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,784
I'm trying
to think of a comeback,
394
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,537
but all I can
come up with is...
395
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,122
you look beautiful.
396
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,416
That's a good comeback.
397
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,088
Um, so... do you wanna dance?
398
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:12,800
Um...
399
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,512
Actually, maybe we should
dance back here.
400
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,687
So, why do I get the feeling
401
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,105
you're not supposed
to be here?
402
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,108
Because I'm not
supposed to be here.
403
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:31,902
And they say I'm trouble.
404
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,334
All right. this is it.
405
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,544
Time to get my dance on.
406
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,422
Thanks, Grandpa Jerry.
I owe you one.
407
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,432
Oh no! I look ridiculous!
408
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,480
Whoa. What is happening?
409
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,236
I can't go in there
looking like this.
410
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,365
Why can't I stop dancing?
411
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,134
Stop, I can't go to the dance!
412
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,224
Bad Boogie Shoes! Bad!
413
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,029
I think the slow song ended.
414
00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,199
It did? I mean...
I mean, I know it did.
415
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,578
So, should we stop dancing?
416
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,664
I will if you will.
417
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:12,044
Okay, let me start by saying,
you guys are adorable!
418
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,172
I could watch you all night.
And I have been.
419
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,093
Winter, you interrupted us
to say that?
420
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,971
No. I interrupted you to say
Mr. Russo's coming this way.
421
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,059
If Justin sees me here,
I'm in big trouble.
422
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,353
Then I guess he better
not see you. Come on.
423
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,314
I'll stay here and stall--
424
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,733
- Mr. Russo!
- Not now, Winter!
425
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:34,817
Well, I tried.
426
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,784
C'mon, shoes,
why are you doing this to me?
427
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,090
Please don't let
Karina see me,
428
00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,508
please don't let
Karina see me.
429
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,344
- Roman?
- Karina! Hey.
430
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,389
Did you just get here?
'Cause I just got here.
431
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,183
I was just about to get
some punch.
432
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,643
Punch. That sounds great!
433
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:14,690
Or we could check out
this photo booth.
434
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,525
Forget the photo booth.
435
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,653
Did you think
this was a themed dance?
436
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:22,656
That's the least embarrassing explanation,
so let's go with that.
437
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:24,992
Wanna dance?
438
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,994
Sure, I'll try and keep up.
439
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,966
I'm really glad you snuck out
to meet me tonight.
440
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,051
Me too.
441
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:50,476
Justin didn't want me to come
to the dance with you in the first place.
442
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,977
He thinks you're trouble.
443
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:53,979
He's not wrong.
444
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,691
He used to think
I was a troublemaker, too.
445
00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,985
If he would just give you
a chance,
446
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,946
he'd see that
you're more than that.
447
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,697
You don't know that.
448
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,407
Yes, I do.
449
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,786
'Cause I see the real you.
450
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,120
No, you don't.
451
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,789
Trust me I do.
452
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,792
I mean, don't get me wrong,
You're annoying and obnoxious.
453
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:20,256
But you're also sweet
and and caring.
454
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,050
I mean, who else would throw
themselves out of a vent
455
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,469
so that way I can
sneak back into detention?
456
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,013
You have a good heart.
457
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,181
Don't say that.
458
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,600
- Why not? It's true.
- It's not true.
459
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:34,562
Billie.
460
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,188
I was sent here
from the wizard world
461
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,940
to get you away from Justin.
462
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,446
What are you talking about?
Who sent you?
463
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,949
His name is Lord Morsus.
464
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:50,494
And if I push this,
it'll take you right to him.
465
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:51,579
So...
466
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,165
asking me to the dance,
pretending to like me,
467
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:56,584
none of that was was real?
468
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,043
It wasn't supposed to be.
469
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:02,631
But then I got to know you,
and Billie, I really like you.
470
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,343
That's why I'm not gonna
push this button,
471
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:08,846
Even if it means
I'll stay an Orc forever.
472
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,473
Wait! You're an Orc?
473
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,560
Get away from him!
He's a monster!
474
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,355
- Billie, I'm sorry--
- You stay away from her!
475
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:19,982
- Justin, no!
- Billie.
476
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,199
You let him get away?
He was gonna hurt you.
477
00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:31,577
No, he wasn't. You don't know
what you're talking about.
478
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,371
There's something
bigger going on and he is a part of it.
479
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,748
I know. He told me everything,
480
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,541
but... but he didn't
go through with it.
481
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,085
- Just trust me on this--
- Trust you?
482
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,880
He convinced you to lie to me,
to sneak out of the house,
483
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,798
to... to put yourself
in danger.
484
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,760
I told you he was trouble
and I was right.
485
00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:55,434
Congratulations,
you were right.
486
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,686
I guess
that's all that matters.
487
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:58,896
Billie.
488
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:15,037
You know what I like best
about these tiny pickles?
489
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,497
They make you feel
like a giant?
490
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,040
They make me feel
like a giant.
491
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,544
You know, I thought
hanging out with you was gonna be awful.
492
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:24,588
But it's been fun.
493
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:26,757
Yeah, this was
surprisingly un-terrible.
494
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,344
Aw, look at you two!
495
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:32,221
It's like
you're on a little date.
496
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,639
- Date?
- Gross!
497
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,100
- I'm outta here.
- Not if I'm outta here first!
498
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Oh.
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This could be such a fun story
to tell at their wedding.
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