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Billie,
I'm gonna teach you the secret
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to winning your first
mortal snowball fight.
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It's all about
the element of--
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Dang it!
As I was saying,
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it's all about
the element of--
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Double dang it! Whoo!
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The element of what?
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Never mind.
It doesn't matter.
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No, I want to know
the secret
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to winning
a mortal snowball fight.
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Fine. It's all about
the element of--
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Surprise!
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Nothing says "Merry Christmas"
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like pummeling someone
with a snowball.
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One might argue saying
"Merry Christmas"
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says Merry Christmas
just fine.
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What are you doing
in that snow globe?
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Uh-oh.
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You're lucky
I didn't shake this thing
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or we'd all be
spending Christmas in the emergency room.
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Hey, Billie,
think fast!
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Uh-oh.
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Yeah, "uh-oh" is right.
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What are you guys thinking
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transporting yourself into a snow globe
two days before Christmas?
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Are you trying
to get on the Naughty List?
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Please, that's not gonna
get us on it.
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Yeah, because the Naughty List
isn't real.
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Oh, no, it's real. But Santa doesn't care
about going into snow globes.
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That wizard's way too busy.
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It's almost Christmas.
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Wait, what did you just say?
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It's almost Christmas.
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No, no. The part about
the Naughty List being real?
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And Santa being a wizard?
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Of course he is.
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The man delivers billions
of toys around the world in one night.
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How do you think he did it?
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Christmas magic.
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Oh.
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Kind of makes you question your behavior
for the past year, doesn't it?
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In light
of this new information,
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I would like to apologize
to everyone for everything.
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Dad, can you talk
to Santa for us?
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You're on the Tribunal,
that's got to be worth something, right?
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Dad? Dad!
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Any second
they'll remember I'm in here.
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Any second.
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Any second.
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{\an8}♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you can have
what you want by the simplest of means ♪
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{\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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{\an8}♪ Because everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ You could run into trouble
if you go to extremes because ♪
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♪ Everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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{\an8}Let's see, June 7th,
I was pretty nice that day.
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{\an8}June 8th.
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{\an8}Also nice.
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{\an8}Ooh. June 9th,
the crossing guard debacle.
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{\an8}Salty language was used,
but I believe it was justified.
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{\an8}I'm gonna put that
in the "nice" category.
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{\an8}What are you doing
up so early?
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{\an8}This whole Naughty List
revelation kept me up all night.
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{\an8}I just laid there in bed, wondering if
I was nice enough to get the tablet
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{\an8}I asked Santa for. But then I realized
there's no need to wonder.
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{\an8}You're Roman Russo,
you journal every day.
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{\an8}- You do?
- Oh, yeah, I do. It really centers me.
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{\an8}But I've been going through my journals
to make sure I've been nice all year.
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{\an8}Six months in and
ya boy's feeling pretty good.
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{\an8}Please do not call yourself
"ya boy."
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{\an8}Funny, you said the exact
same thing on April 16th.
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{\an8}You didn't have to spend hours
going through your journals.
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{\an8}Any wizard could just check
the Naughty List out.
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{\an8}Let me see that.
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{\an8}Yes, Roman Laritate Russo
on the Nice List.
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Come tomorrow morning, I'll be journaling
about the moment I found out
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I was getting a new tablet
on my new tablet.
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Let's see. Milo's on the Nice List
and Winter's on the nice list.
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Don't even bother
looking for me.
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I've been on the
Naughty List so long
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they should call it
the Billie List.
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- I don't want to brag--
- Yeah, you do.
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Yeah, I do.
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This'll be my 10th
straight year on the list. It's a record.
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I hate to give you
bad news.
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- No, you don't.
- No, I don't.
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You're on the Nice List.
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What?
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But I've done tons
of naughty stuff this year.
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I ruined your date
with Karina.
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Turned you into a baby,
gave you duck feet.
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You never gave me duck feet.
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Oh, man, I spoiled it.
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Well, despite everything
you just said, you're on the Nice List.
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No way.
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I have until midnight tonight
to get back on the Naughty List.
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Let the naughtiness begin.
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Yah!
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You know, you could do naughty things
to other people.
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Babe, you are never
gonna believe
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why the Tribunal called me
in this morning.
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To downgrade your phone plan?
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This is the Tribunal Santa Phone,
and for the next 12 hours,
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it's the most important thing
in the entire house.
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That's right, ya boy
is on call this Christmas.
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I love it when you
call yourself "ya boy."
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Merry Christmas, babe.
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This is such an honor.
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I'm the youngest
Tribunal member ever
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to be asked
to man the Santa Phone.
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So if Santa gets in trouble,
the J-Man has got his back.
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What trouble
are we talking about?
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Santa needs
every last drop of magic
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in order to deliver
the presents on Christmas.
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So if any wizard uses magic
on Christmas Eve...
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Christmas is canceled?
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- Exactly.
- Oh.
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Has that ever happened?
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- Not one time.
- Oh.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
my mission...
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awaits.
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Oh, I get it.
The rest of the Tribunal enjoys Christmas
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while the new guy gets stuck
babysitting the phone.
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I didn't get stuck.
This is a very big deal.
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Of course it is.
If it rings, which it never has.
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But it might.
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But it hasn't.
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But it might.
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But it hasn't.
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But it might!
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You're right. It might.
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But it hasn't.
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Careful.
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Careful.
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What you doing?
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What do you think I'm doing? I'm doing
something I'm not supposed to be doing.
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You were
opening your presents.
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Yeah. I bragged to everyone at school
that I'd beat the new
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Super Giuseppe Bros.
game by winter break.
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But I haven't found it yet.
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This has to be it.
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The Curious Boy's Guide
to His Changing Body?
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{\an8}Mom and Dad gave me that book
when I was your age.
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{\an8}The pop-ups inside are...
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{\an8}disturbing.
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What was the point of putting
it on my Christmas list
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if Mom and Dad
weren't gonna come through?
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Well, I think
you're forgetting someone very important.
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Old. Loves to give gifts.
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Big white beard.
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Grandma?
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No, Santa.
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Okay? You're on the Nice List.
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You put the game
in your letter, so he'll get it for you.
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What letter to Santa?
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The ones we wrote together
last week?
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The ones you promised
I could trust you to mail.
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Doesn't sound like me.
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If I remember correctly your exact words
were "Yeah, dog, I got this."
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Ooh, that does sound like me.
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So did you mail them?
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I want to say, "Yeah, dog."
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But I'm thinking, "No, dog."
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Okay. I shrunk Roman's
Christmas PJs in the dryer,
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popped the inflatable snowman
in our yard
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and licked all the candy canes
and put them back on the tree.
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That explains why
this wasn't wrapped.
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What? I did all that and I'm
still on the Nice List.
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Well, I'm on the Nice List,
and it works out pretty well for me.
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Yeah, but you got me
to give you street cred.
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So when you think about it,
I'm being naughty for two.
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Aw, that's nice.
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Aw, man, it is, isn't it?
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If I'm gonna get off
this Nice List, I need to go big.
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As your friend I support you
in anything you want to do.
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As your friend,
I do not support this.
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Attention, shoppers!
Who's got two thumbs
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and is about to go on
the Naughty List?
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This girl... Whoa!
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Okay? Never mind. This girl
is keeping her thumbs on the tree.
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Billie, why didn't
you tell me "going big" meant
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you were gonna climb
the mall's Christmas tree?
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Because I didn't want
to get you in trouble.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Stop saying that.
I'm going for naughty.
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Not another one.
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Ooh, a security guard.
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This is escalating nicely.
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Hey, security guard,
look how naughty I'm being.
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Can you even believe it?
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I work at
the Staten Island Mall.
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Our pet store
sells sewer rats.
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Nothing shocks me.
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Now get down from there.
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No, not until you write me up.
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And if you give that
to Santa ASAP, that'd be great.
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Santa's not my supervisor.
Lance is.
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They both have beards, though,
so I see why it's confusing.
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Just please write her up
so we can get out of here.
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Tell you what,
I'm chock-full of Christmas spirit,
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so I'm gonna let you off
with a warning.
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What? A warning?
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You think I climbed
all the way up here for a warning?
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I'm going for the star.
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She's going for the star.
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Back away from the star.
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Whoops.
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Sorry. That was an accident.
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Well, unless you got me
on the Naughty List,
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in that case,
it was on purpose.
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All right, that's it.
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I'm reporting you.
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To Santa?
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No. To Lance.
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You do know
I'm not a real elf, right?
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I can't believe you didn't
mail our letters to Santa.
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I must have.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
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We had just finished
our letters
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and I put them in an envelope
and I licked it like this.
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But with both letters
in there, it popped open.
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So I licked it again.
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A real slobbery one
this time.
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But I licked all the glue off,
so I went to the desk to look for tape.
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I couldn't find any,
but I did find a piece of gum.
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Please tell me you didn't seal
our letters to Santa with chewed gum.
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Make no mistake.
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That was my plan.
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So I started chewing the gum, but it lost
its flavor in like, two seconds.
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Isn't it weird that we can
put a man on the moon
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but we can't make a piece
of gum that--
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Milo, focus!
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Right. So I was looking for something
to spit my flavorless gum out in,
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and luckily, I was holding
a piece of paper and--
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Oh, no!
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- Oh...
- Do you know what this means?
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Santa never got our letters. He doesn't
know what we want for Christmas.
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I'm not getting my video game!
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And I'm not getting my tablet.
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You need to find
a way to save Christmas.
242
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,344
Why me?
243
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,263
Because you're the one
who ruined it, dog.
244
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,557
You make a good point.
245
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,067
I'm sitting at the top
of a mall Christmas tree.
246
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,862
That has to be enough
to get me on the Naughty List.
247
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,534
What? I'm still
on the Nice List?
248
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,953
Oh, you're not
gonna get rid of me that easy, Santa.
249
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,747
I'm staying here
until the mall closes.
250
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,081
What?
251
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:51,711
Uh, Billie, I think
the mall's closing.
252
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,338
Christopher H. Kringle!
253
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,508
I guess my streak
really is over.
254
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,973
Oh, no. Winter?
255
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,268
Any chance the mall
just started swaying?
256
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,729
No. We're pretty
stable down here.
257
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,898
Okay, it's the tree.
258
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,317
Just use a spell to get down.
259
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,485
I can't.
260
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:19,113
If a wizard uses magic on Christmas Eve,
Santa's sleigh could crash.
261
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,573
I'm naughty, not a monster.
262
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,575
I'm gonna go get Mr. Russo.
263
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,369
No need.
264
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,747
I've got...
265
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:29,958
...everything...
266
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,169
...under control.
267
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,678
Six hours till midnight.
268
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,346
Not a peep from the big man.
269
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,641
Talk about a silent night.
Am I right?
270
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,187
I'll say it again
when someone's around.
271
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:55,650
What am I doing?
272
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,111
I haven't sung a single carol,
eaten a single cookie.
273
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,947
I'm wasting my Christmas Eve
staring at this ridiculous phone.
274
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,073
Giada was right.
275
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,658
This was never a big deal.
276
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,451
Nothing bad
is gonna happen today.
277
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,916
Usually when I say
stuff like that,
278
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,960
someone bursts in
with bad news.
279
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:18,423
Mr. Russo, Billie's stuck on the top
of a 50-foot Christmas tree.
280
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,507
There it is!
281
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,179
Roman. I've been looking
for you everywhere.
282
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,973
I figured out
how to fix our problem.
283
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,641
We go
to the electronics store,
284
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,561
turn ourselves into mice
so we can sneak in through the vent.
285
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,479
Then turn ourselves
into spiders
286
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,606
so we can lower down
to the ground,
287
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,442
then turn ourselves
into kangaroos
288
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,152
so we can carry out
your tablet
289
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,820
and my game in our pouches.
290
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,575
Yeah. No, you lost me at
291
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,368
"I figured out
how to fix our problem."
292
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,703
You got a better idea?
293
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,956
In a shocking turn of events
to no one, I do.
294
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,459
I found
a gift-conjuring spell.
295
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,918
We can just conjure the gifts.
296
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,921
Wait, and you let me waste my time
with that stupid animal plan?
297
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,006
Get casting.
298
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,425
"Made a list
and checked it twice.
299
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,385
Now bring me gifts
that will suffice."
300
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,638
Magic for the win.
301
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,432
Never has a downside.
302
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,148
Oh, no.
303
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:22,070
Uh, Justin, you know that
Santa Phone that never rings?
304
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,946
Well, it's ringing,
305
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:26,741
Justin!
306
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,622
What am I supposed
to call him? Sir?
307
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,706
Mr. Kringle?
308
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:35,666
Your Jolliness?
309
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:37,919
Giada!
310
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,837
Pull yourself together.
You can do this.
311
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:43,508
Just pick up the phone
and talk to Santa Claus.
312
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,053
What am I doing?
I just hung up on Santa!
313
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,556
Please don't call back.
Please don't call back.
314
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,645
Okay.
Russo residence!
315
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,855
I'm sorry.
316
00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:00,066
Justin's not here right now,
but I can help you.
317
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,151
No. Shouldn't have said that.
I can't help you.
318
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,448
Careful, sweetheart.
Just take your time.
319
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,659
Oh, great.
You found a ladder.
320
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,702
I was gonna get it.
321
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:12,954
But there was cake.
322
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,082
You know,
you look really familiar.
323
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,333
I get that a lot.
324
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:21,796
My mom says it's 'cause I have a smile
that lights up a room.
325
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,845
I'm so happy
I could kiss the floor.
326
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,931
But this is the Staten Island Mall.
So I will not be doing that.
327
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,685
Now that I know you're safe,
I should probably get home.
328
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,814
My family has this Christmas tradition
where we, you know, spend it together.
329
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,358
So that's the day.
Good to know.
330
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,193
Merry Christmas.
331
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,071
Well, that was fun.
332
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,823
We should probably
get home too.
333
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,993
Ah, ah, Billie, what were
you doing in that tree in the first place?
334
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:55,329
Why would you do something so reckless?
335
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,791
It's Giada. We're not done
talking about this.
336
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,252
Hey, babe, I--
Oh, no!
337
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,421
Oh, no!
338
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:04,922
Oh, no!
339
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,925
Any chance those were good
"oh no's"?
340
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,177
Oh, no.
341
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,970
Santa called
the emergency line.
342
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,138
His sleigh went down.
343
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,348
- Christmas is in serious trouble.
- Oh, no!
344
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,356
Wait. Santa's sleigh crashed?
345
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,526
Yeah, he said
he was just cruising along, spreading joy.
346
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,821
And next thing he knew,
he was boots up in a ditch in Greenland.
347
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,868
Some wizard somewhere
must have used magic.
348
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,121
Why are you looking at me?
349
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:40,791
I mean, I know why you're looking at me,
but this time it wasn't me.
350
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,044
Who could've done something
so irresponsible?
351
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,338
So diabolical, so naughty.
352
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:49,050
Mom and Dad can never know
that we used magic to conjure these gifts.
353
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,552
I won't tell
if you-- Whoa!
354
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,138
Hey, look,
the gang's all here.
355
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:58,351
Justin, you didn't tell them they're not
supposed to use magic on Christmas Eve?
356
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,728
I was a little busy
manning the Santa Phone.
357
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,481
Which kind of turned out
to be a big deal when you think about it.
358
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,068
You were right, I was wrong.
Merry Christmas.
359
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,778
What's going on?
360
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,530
You used magic and it made
Santa's sleigh crash.
361
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,367
So you're telling me
I ruined Christmas for everyone?
362
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,743
Not everyone.
363
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:16,827
I am loving this.
364
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,997
- What is that?
- It's the Emergency Santa Kit.
365
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,297
Okay.
366
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,551
"In the event
of a full-scale Christmas crisis,
367
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,594
initiate Operation Wizmas."
368
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:34,679
Where's Milo?
369
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,390
Guys, there are a ton
of presents in here.
370
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,686
I think we have
to deliver them for Santa.
371
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,605
Around the whole world?
We'll never be able to do that.
372
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,899
We'll have help.
Check this out.
373
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,651
Global Wizard Phone Tree.
374
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,819
How fun is that?
375
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,029
{\an8}Are you asking me how fun
a phone tree is?
376
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,323
{\an8}Because my answer is "very"!
377
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:58,244
Giada, do you remember that road trip
we took when the boys were little?
378
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,246
I remember flooring it
to get to a bathroom
379
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:04,375
because somebody swore that 32 ounces
of slushy isn't too much slushy.
380
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,918
Life comes at you fast, dog.
381
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,130
I need you to drive like that.
382
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,507
Roman, Milo,
bring these gifts into the car.
383
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,593
Billie, you're
in charge of distribution.
384
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,847
These are all the letters kids
in Staten Island wrote to Santa.
385
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,890
- Not all the letters.
- Let it go.
386
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,560
There's only one thing
left to do.
387
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:28,566
Time to suit up.
388
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,577
The J-Man's coming to town.
389
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,039
And I thought Dad
couldn't get any cooler.
390
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,249
Let's ride.
391
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,297
Justin, we can't drive to
every house in Staten Island
392
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,506
by Christmas morning.
393
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,300
Oh, we're not driving.
394
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,387
We're flying!
395
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,682
This is amazing.
396
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,477
I don't have to pay attention
to stop signs up here.
397
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,562
Yeah, Up here.
398
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,189
Whoa!
399
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,442
Minister Cravensbeard,
400
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,402
this is Tribunal member
Justin Russo.
401
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,363
Yes, the new guy.
402
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,325
Yes, I know. I know it's Christmas Eve.
Sir, this is not a drill.
403
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,285
I repeat, this is not a drill.
404
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,496
Operation Wizmas is a go.
405
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,122
Okay, Milo,
406
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,041
we need a soccer ball
and a stuffed turtle.
407
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,212
And a stuffed turtle.
408
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,296
Fine.
409
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,382
I'll always love you,
Turt-Turt.
410
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,092
You got a problem, man.
411
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,845
Yes. Another bull's-eye.
412
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,472
Sign me up for basketball
413
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,140
because I haven't missed
a house yet.
414
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,892
The presents
fall in the chimneys
415
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,687
because they're enchanted,
not because you got great aim.
416
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:48,854
Oh, thank goodness.
417
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:49,939
I hate basketball.
418
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,316
A skateboard.
419
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,193
- Skateboard.
- Skateboard.
420
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,114
FunStation 360.
421
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,240
FunStation 360.
422
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,491
And a yo-yo.
423
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,453
A yo-yo? Forget that.
You're getting a FunStation.
424
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:08,165
Minister Wobbletooth.
This is Tribunal member Justin Russo.
425
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,209
Yes, the new guy.
426
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,804
I can't believe Mom tailgates planes.
427
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,224
Well, I wouldn't have
to tailgate them if they flew faster.
428
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,476
Thank you, Mrs. Claus.
429
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,186
We sleighed it, didn't we?
430
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,941
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I'm just nervous to talk to you.
431
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,860
Merry Christmas.
432
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,571
We actually did it.
433
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:39,947
We saved Christmas.
434
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,866
Yep. Not bad for the new guy.
435
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,535
The Tribunal's lucky
they had their best member on call.
436
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,955
Should probably
get to bed.
437
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,499
The bed
is so far away.
438
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,669
I'm gonna take
just a little nap.
439
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,967
Look, Justin, I'm sorry
I climbed up that tree at the mall.
440
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,094
And shrunk Roman's PJs.
441
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,848
And popped our inflatable
snowman and licked all the candy canes.
442
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,475
What? I had three of those.
443
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,979
Billie, what was
really going on today?
444
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,941
It's just I've always been
on the Naughty List until this year.
445
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,611
I guess I was just, you know,
freaked out not to be.
446
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,946
That's not what this is about.
447
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:24,658
No, it's not.
448
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:34,418
At WizTech, I was always scared
I wouldn't have presents under the tree.
449
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,130
But if I was on the Naughty List
then that would be why.
450
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,384
Not because I was alone.
451
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,138
It's just...
Christmas is for family, so...
452
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:48,724
And you didn't have one.
453
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,521
Billie, you're not
alone anymore.
454
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:55,689
And you never will be.
455
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,484
Not on Christmas, not ever.
456
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:09,787
Besides, I don't know
if you noticed,
457
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,623
but, like, ten of those gifts
under the tree, those are for you.
458
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:19,755
Yeah, I guess Giada and I
did go a little overboard this year.
459
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,425
Should we wake them?
460
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,427
Nah. Let them sleep.
461
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:31,725
Hey, Justin.
462
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:34,812
Merry Christmas.
463
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,022
Merry Christmas, Billie.
464
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,175
Guys, wake up.
465
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,762
Billie, I know this is
your first mortal Christmas,
466
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,806
but the rule is
we don't open any presents
467
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,892
until Mommy and Daddy
have coffee.
468
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:14,935
Don't get too excited.
469
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:17,688
The gifts are mostly
socks and books about our changing bodies.
470
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,150
Milo! Did you sneak a peek
at your presents?
471
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,235
Huh. Guess I am a curious boy.
472
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,489
Where did all of those
extra presents come from?
473
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:28,741
Huh?
474
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,034
Oh!
475
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,954
Guys, listen to this.
476
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:38,500
"Dear Russos, thank you
for helping me out last night.
477
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:42,546
Forever grateful,
ya boy Santa Claus."
478
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,008
Told you it was cool.
479
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,593
Yeah, when Santa says it.
480
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:49,845
He made it here after all.
481
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,932
Whoo! Those are
a lot of gifts.
482
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:55,309
Maybe being on the Nice List
isn't so bad.
483
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,939
But Roman, why don't you put
on your Christmas PJs?
484
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,231
Oh, I put them on...
485
00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:07,446
But it's gonna take
a Christmas miracle to get them off.
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