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Why would Piper sketch
this vision of me about to blast Roman?
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I can't think of
a single reason why I would ever do that.
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Stop whatever dumb thing
you're doing.
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What I'm about to say
is way more important.
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Okay, there's one reason.
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The changeling's back.
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The changeling?
But we chased it away.
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Yeah. Tell that to the purple goo
that's splattered all over our bathroom.
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We gotta do something!
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By "we" I mean "you."
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Yeah. Yeah, I know
what you meant.
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- Justin, there's a--
- Changeling. I know.
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I tracked it from the bathroom
to the boys' room.
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And this goo could take
the form of anybody.
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We've got to do something!
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- Heads up, by "we" he means--
- Yeah, yeah, I know what he meant.
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Oh, no!
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- I can't look.
- Is that--
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The coolest new sixth grader
in Greenwald Middle? Why, yes it is.
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Roman, that's not
changeling ooze. It's purple hair gel.
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In my defense,
I'm an alarmist.
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You all know this.
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We gotta clean this up
before somebody slips.
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Why is the floor covered
in hair gel?
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Hey, nobody says anything.
She'll never know it was me.
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I think she will.
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{\an8}♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you can have
what you want ♪
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{\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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{\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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{\an8}♪ Because everything is not ♪
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{\an8}♪ What it seems ♪
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♪ You could run into trouble
if you go to extremes because ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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I should of
made my popcorn.
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You should have
made more popcorn.
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I know. That's why I said it.
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{\an8}No, you said "I should've."
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{\an8}The correct grammar
is "I should have."
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{\an8}Okay, Roman, if my teachers
can't get through to me, you have no shot.
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{\an8}Hey,
I didn't know you guys had a doorbell.
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{\an8}Well, we do, And I invite you
to give it a try any time.
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{\an8}Good one, Mr. Russo.
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{\an8}Uh, listen. I invited a new
transfer student over.
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{\an8}I thought it'd be nice if she made
some friends before school starts.
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{\an8}Her name is Karina Kowalski.
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{\an8}Karina Kowalski?
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{\an8}Is she related to your boss,
Superintendent Kowalski?
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{\an8}You know, now that
you mention it...
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{\an8}I think it's his niece.
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{\an8}What a coinkydink.
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Trying to score points
with your boss, huh?
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No!
Yes.
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Listen, last time Kowalski saw me,
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{\an8}I was six inches tall
and riding a guinea pig.
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{\an8}Okay? I don't need anything
like that happening around his niece.
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{\an8}All right. Got it.
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{\an8}Be nice. Be normal.
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{\an8}Yeah.
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{\an8}Normal.
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{\an8}Ah!
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{\an8}Hey, there.
You must be Karina.
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{\an8}And look, you've got that
neat streak in your hair.
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{\an8}Isn't that neat, guys?
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{\an8}I'll tell you what,
I think it's neat.
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{\an8}I don't know how
to respond to that.
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{\an8}You're the one
not being normal.
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{\an8}I know. I heard it.
I'm gonna go into the kitchen.
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{\an8}Hey, Karina. I'm Billie.
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{\an8}- This is Winter.
- Hi.
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{\an8}- Hi.
- Listen, I was new last year,
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{\an8}so you can ask me about
all the important stuff.
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{\an8}Unless it's teachers, classes
and homework.
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And I am Roman.
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Greetings, new Badger.
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We're the Badgers, huh? The mascot
at my old school was the zebras.
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Oh, well, here's a fun fact.
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{\an8}If you shaved a zebra,
they'd appear almost entirely black.
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The white stripes only appear
because the pigment is absent.
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No, no, no. A fun fact is, a cockroach
can live a week without a head.
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I will see your fun fact and raise you
the most fun fact I know.
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A strawberry isn't
a berry, but a banana is.
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Mine was grosser,
but yours' was fun too.
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Karina's cool, right?
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- Definitely.
- And Roman's...
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- Roman?
- Sure. Let's go with that.
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So explain to me why
this is happening?
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You are so funny.
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- I am?
- He is?
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Milo, what are you doing?
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Mom! You don't knock?
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I could have been in here
doing something weird.
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Well, I'm so glad you're not.
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Sweetie, you're gonna be late
for school.
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Hey, I was thinking
maybe I shouldn't go today.
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It's just...
the vibes are off.
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- I get it.
- I knew you would.
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Can you write me a note?
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You know, for the vibes.
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Starting middle school
is a big deal.
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It's normal to be nervous,
but sometimes you just have to be brave
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and face your fears.
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Think of it as an exciting
new adventure.
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- So no note?
- No note.
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Now, hurry up, okay?
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And don't squat in your closet
like that.
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I don't know why it's bad.
I just don't like it.
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All right, egg. I have been
sitting on you
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since I took you from that dragon's nest,
but I gotta go to school.
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So if you're gonna hatch,
do it now.
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Hatch now.
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One, two, three, hatch.
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Actually, it's probably better if you wait
until I'm home from--
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Oh, no, it's happening!
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I'm gonna be a dragon daddy!
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Aren't you the cutest thing?
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What should I name you?
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I'm great at naming things.
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I know! Milo!
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No, wait. That's my name.
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You almost scorched
my eyebrows!
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Hey, should I
call you Scorchy?
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- Then Scorchy it is.
- Milo!
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Listen, Scorchy,
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I need you to stay
in my closet until I get back.
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Aw, don't cry. You're gonna
make me cry.
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Okay, fine.
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Taking a baby dragon
on my first day of middle school?
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I got a good feeling
about this.
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Oh, wait, actually,
I wouldn't use that water fountain.
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Brandon S. puts his whole
mouth around it.
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But don't worry.
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I brought you a water bottle.
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Okay, I get it.
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You're in love with me.
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What?
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No!
It's just a water bottle.
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I'm kidding.
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Hey, Karina, how's your
first day of school going?
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It's school.
So, you know, it's--
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The best school
you've ever been to?
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I can see you need this.
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So sure.
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I-- I don't need this.
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It would just be nice to,
you know, hear it.
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And if you happened to mention it to
your uncle, that would be...
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- Neat?
- Super neat.
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So where should I
sit at lunch?
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Well, the cool kids sit by the window,
but I sit at a table by the bathroom.
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Then I guess I'm sitting
by the bathroom.
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No, I said the cool kids--
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Oh!
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Ooh.
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I can't believe this is
still going on.
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Something is definitely up.
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Don't you think it's
suspicious that a girl as cool
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and pretty as Karina
is into Roman?
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- That's mean.
- It's not mean.
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I'm just saying, that girl
is out of his league.
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She's out of his universe.
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They're not even
the same species.
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You hear yourself, right?
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Not even the same species.
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Wait, Winter. That's it.
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They're not the same species.
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Karina Kowalski's
the changeling.
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You know, ever since Piper gave me this
sketch, I've been trying to figure out
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why I would be attacking Roman
What if I'm not attacking him?
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What if I'm protecting him
from the changeling?
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I don't know.
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Superintendent Kowalski's
niece?
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A changeling?
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You should totally
consider modeling.
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It makes more sense than that.
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How's my favorite little guy?
Did you have a good nap?
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Got you some loose meatballs
from the cafeteria.
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They're a little cold, but...
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This is awesome!
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I'm never eating
cold meatballs again.
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Aw, your first words!
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I gotta go to my next class.
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You stay here and be good.
Okay, buddy?
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Winter, you'll never guess
what I learned last period.
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I was researching changelings.
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- What'd you find out?
- Well, a changeling's sole purpose
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is to take the form of someone
in a group and sow dissension.
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- Huh.
- I know. I didn't know
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what "sow dissension" meant
either, so I looked it up.
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It means to turn everyone
against each other.
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So what do we do now?
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I found a bunch of tests we can do
to prove Karina's the changeling.
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Follow my lead.
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Hey, Karina. I was thinking, after school,
would you want to come over to our house?
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That depends.
Is this loser gonna be there?
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Well, I don't have to be
if you don't want me to be.
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I'm kidding.
I want you to be there.
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Then I will definitely
be there.
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Then I will definitely
be there.
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Okay, great.
We're all gonna be there.
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All right, after school,
we prove Karina's nothing
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but evil purple ooze out
to turn us against each other.
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Either that or we're about
to start a really weird rumor.
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Yes, sir, Mr. Kowalski,
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your niece is having
a fantastic first day.
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She even told me this is
the best school she's ever been to,
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completely unprompted.
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Uh-oh.
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No, I didn't say "Uh-oh."
I said "Gotta go-o."
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Gotta get back
to work. Love you. Bye.
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Did I just say "I love you"
to my boss?
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We better not have
raccoons again.
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I've hunted monsters.
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You think I'm afraid of a--
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That's a dragon. I got to get rid of it
before Karina Kowalski sees.
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Or anyone, for that matter.
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Where'd he go?
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Oh!
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Ugh, dang it!
I'm gonna need help.
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But it's got to be
someone discreet.
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Someone who could blend in.
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Someone who could walk the halls of
middle school without drawing attention.
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Thorn Blazeheart,
dragon hunter, at your service!
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Could you be any louder?
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Oh, you want the big horn?
Well, that's in my van. I'll go get it.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Just go get the dragon, quietly.
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Well, that's no problem.
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Old Thorn Blazeheart
has a three part foolproof system.
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I find them
and I catch them...
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You had me find them
and catch them.
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Good day, sir.
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He didn't even let me
get to the third part.
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That's where I turn them
into boots.
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Gotta get Scorchy
out of that locker.
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Argh, of all the lockers,
why'd he have to burn a hole in mine?
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Oh, right. Because I put him
in there.
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I'm glad you came over.
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Me, too.
240
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,814
You know, I was kind of
nervous to start at a new school.
241
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,066
Thanks for making my first day
a good one.
242
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,652
Oh, she is good.
243
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,487
This changeling is very good.
244
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,407
You know, if I didn't know better,
245
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,034
I'd think Karina is just some random girl
246
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,452
who actually likes Roman.
247
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,870
But we know better.
248
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,663
He's so lucky he has us.
249
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:51,669
Okay, while Karina is chatting up Roman,
we'll run the changeling test on her.
250
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,421
And what exactly
are these tests?
251
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:57,300
Well, for starters, whenever a changeling
smells a Were Cat, they sneeze.
252
00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,470
- Do you have a Were Cat?
- Oh-ho, better!
253
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,096
Were Cat in a can.
254
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,932
All the stink.
None of the shedding.
255
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:11,856
Do you smell that?
256
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:12,982
It's working.
257
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,486
It smells like a cat fell into
a bowl of mushroom soup.
258
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,573
Oh! That is
a perfect description.
259
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,997
Oh, I can't stop...
260
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,791
I can't...
261
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,751
I can't...
262
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,419
...stop...
263
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,879
Sneezing?
264
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:36,631
Yes.
265
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,051
Let's get you some fresh air.
266
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,683
Stupid Roman sniffed up
all the stink.
267
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,767
Time for phase two.
268
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,061
Another thing
about changelings.
269
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,562
They don't show up
in pictures.
270
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,439
Winter, go ask for a pic
with Karina.
271
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,400
Or you ask for a pic
and I'll take it.
272
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,277
I borrowed my mom's sweater
without asking.
273
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,528
I do not need evidence.
274
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,407
Hey, guys, I had a great idea.
275
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,325
Let's get a pic with our
new friend Karina.
276
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:05,702
Uh, right now?
277
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,079
On three.
Everyone say, "Friendship."
278
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,914
One, two...
279
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,208
Friendship!
280
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,419
Got it? Great.
281
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,338
I'm fine, by the way.
282
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,133
How is she in the picture?
283
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,759
Boy, this changeling
is tricky.
284
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,678
And nailing her angles.
285
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,347
She's left me no choice.
It's time for the
286
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,725
Spray Her With Mustard
And Turn Her Into Ooze Test.
287
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,560
- That's where I--
- Yeah, I got it.
288
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,104
Hey, Karina!
289
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:36,566
Billie!
290
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,859
How's it feel? Does it burn?
291
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,569
No, but it's gonna stain.
292
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,653
It didn't work.
293
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,196
Roman, I'm just gonna go home.
294
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,364
No, Karina, wait!
295
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,410
Billie, this is the worst
thing you've ever done to me.
296
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,912
And you turned me
into a baby two weeks ago.
297
00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,922
Finally, everyone's gone home.
298
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,550
Gotta find Scorchy
299
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,261
before that Dragon Hunter
turns him into boots.
300
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,680
Scorchy,
where are you?
301
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:09,849
Milo, what are you doing?
302
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,143
I've been circling the school
like I'm at the airport.
303
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,978
- Come on, let's go.
- I can't leave.
304
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,731
I... lost my retainer.
305
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,858
You don't wear a retainer.
306
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,401
Darn my perfect teeth.
307
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,196
Milo, what's going on?
308
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,739
Fine.
309
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,240
When I went to that
dragon's nest
310
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,659
with Billie, I took an egg
and it hatched this morning.
311
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,745
So I brought it to school
and it got loose
312
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,121
and Dad called
a Dragon Hunter.
313
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,415
And that jerk's gonna take
away my beautiful baby boy!
314
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,251
I knew you were doing
something weird
315
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,628
in your closet this morning.
316
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,298
All right,
let's find this dragon.
317
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,424
Thanks, Mom.
318
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,259
Also, I missed,
like, four classes.
319
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,261
So I'm gonna need
you to write a note.
320
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,430
We should've let you
get a dog.
321
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,684
Here, Scorchy,
Scorchy, Scorchy.
322
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,020
Here, Scorchy, here...
323
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,900
It's your dragon, isn't it?
324
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,694
I should've let him get a dog.
325
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,533
I don't get it.
326
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,701
None of the changeling
tests worked on Karina.
327
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,286
I guess I was wrong.
328
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:13,955
Unless...
329
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,790
No, forget it.
It can't be that.
330
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,835
Can't be what? Maybe it is.
You know it's got to be that.
331
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,629
Those changeling tests didn't
work on Karina,
332
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,506
but they did work on Roman.
333
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,509
Roman. Of course!
334
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,052
The Were Cat made him sneeze.
335
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,929
He practically dove out
of that picture.
336
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,347
And he freaked out when
I sprayed
337
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,765
mustard all over Karina.
338
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,350
He thought
you were gonna get it on him.
339
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,519
Exactly. Classic changeling.
340
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,355
Billie, why would you invite
Karina over just to mess with her?
341
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,941
Are you jealous that a cooler
girl than you showed up?
342
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,734
Did you just say she's cooler
than me?
343
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,236
That's what I heard.
344
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,989
And Winter, why are you
helping her?
345
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,574
You're supposed to be
my friend.
346
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,200
Now, he's trying
to sow dissension.
347
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,411
- What and huh?
- Tear us apart.
348
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,829
Right! That's what they do.
349
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,999
I can't believe I thought
Karina was the changeling.
350
00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,709
Why would you think
it was Karina?
351
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,252
Well, she really liked you.
352
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,379
- And she's so--
- So what?
353
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,463
I don't wanna say it.
354
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,340
Why not? Tell him
what you told me.
355
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,926
There's no way a girl that
cool would ever be into Roman.
356
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,470
That's what you think.
357
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,056
- No, I just--
- I just thought Karina liked you.
358
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,601
But Billie was like,
"No, she's definitely the changeling."
359
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,477
- But now we know it's you.
- What?
360
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,062
We know you're the changeling.
361
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,439
- Billie--
- Stay back.
362
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,155
I'm not the changeling.
363
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,781
- He's coming for you.
- No...
364
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,033
Don't come any closer.
365
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,534
What are you doing?
366
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:34,785
Banishing you.
367
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,584
- Stay back, changeling.
- Billie,
368
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,668
if I were a changeling,
369
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,503
and could be anybody
in the world,
370
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:45,963
you really think
I'd pick somebody
371
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,089
whose this does this...
372
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,841
...when he does this?
373
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,011
That is a good point.
374
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,388
Don't listen to him. He's just
trying to confuse you.
375
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,140
Billie, please,
I'm not the changeling.
376
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,433
Nice try.
377
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,936
Got any last words
to say to Winter and I?
378
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,020
"Winter and me."
379
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,480
What?
380
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,441
Grammatically, it should be
"Winter and me."
381
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,485
You're correcting
my grammar now?
382
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,403
- Just blast him!
- Right.
383
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,780
Well, Winter and me
say goodbye.
384
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,864
Okay, really quick.
385
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,325
In this instance, it would be
"Winter and I."
386
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,035
Would you just blast
him already.
387
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,584
You missed. You never miss.
388
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,127
You're right. I never do.
389
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,714
It was Winter the whole time.
390
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:33,261
Yes, I am the changeling
and I came to sow dissension.
391
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,097
- That means tear us apart.
- I know what it means.
392
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,349
It took you long enough
to figure it out.
393
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,645
I will destroy you and Roman.
394
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,730
Roman and you?
395
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,358
Grammatically both are correct
but either way, not a fan.
396
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,030
I can't believe you brought
a dragon to school
397
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,699
on your first day
of sixth grade.
398
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,075
Really? You can't believe it?
399
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,119
'Cause it feels
very on brand for Milo.
400
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,496
Dad, we have to find Scorchy
401
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,956
before that
Dragon Hunter does.
402
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,333
Please. I've never loved
anything so much.
403
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,626
It's like a piece of my heart
404
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,253
walking around
outside my body.
405
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:11,007
Aw, that's what the cover
of Milo's baby book says.
406
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,467
But buddy,
Scorchy is a dragon.
407
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,136
He doesn't belong
in the mortal world.
408
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,555
We need to let Mr. Blazeheart
do his job.
409
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,557
But he's gonna turn Scorchy
into boots.
410
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,434
That's what he does?
411
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,145
And you hired this guy?
Justin Russo!
412
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,522
I didn't know, okay?
413
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,524
Don't worry, I'll just tell
him the job's off.
414
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,735
You can't call the job off.
415
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,153
You signed a contract.
416
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,071
But... you're not really gonna
417
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,157
turn a baby dragon
into boots, are you?
418
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,118
Nah, he's probably too little for boots.
419
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,871
Make a heck of a belt, though.
420
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,375
We gotta find that dragon.
421
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,963
We have to catch
that changeling
422
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,715
- and figure out why it's here.
- Okay, uh,
423
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,717
one of us could distract it
while the other blasts it.
424
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,053
- Oh great, I call blast.
- Okay. What? No!
425
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,765
Hey, Winter.
So you're a changeling.
426
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,558
That's cool.
427
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,519
Ah! Billie, it's got me.
428
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,064
Yeah, she's got me, too.
429
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,483
Did you know it could do
this beam thing?
430
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,567
Obviously not.
431
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,031
Are you sure he's in here?
432
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,282
Only one way to find out.
433
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,661
Excuse you.
434
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,330
Scorchy!
435
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,839
Milo...
436
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,551
Oh, thank goodness!
Scorchy, we found you.
437
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,178
Hands off my dragon!
438
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,014
Hey, that almost hit me.
439
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,349
That was a warning shot.
440
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,809
You leave my baby alone.
441
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,310
And my baby's baby.
442
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,897
Come on.
Let's get Scorchy home.
443
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,857
Milo, Scorchy already
has a home.
444
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,403
Think about it. How would you feel if
Scorchy came into your bedroom,
445
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,737
scooped you up,
and took you to live
446
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:57,905
with a family of dragons?
447
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,532
Dad, I know what
you're trying to do,
448
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,034
but it's not working,
because that sounds awesome.
449
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,495
Milo, Scorchy's a wild animal.
450
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,164
I know you love him.
But he doesn't belong here.
451
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,460
You're right.
452
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,302
Scorchy.
453
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,388
You're the best dragon
a kid could ask for.
454
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,515
I really wish
you could stay but
455
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:25,641
you have to go home,
456
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,101
where your mama
can keep you safe.
457
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,354
I know it's hard,
but sometimes
458
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,523
you have to be brave
and face your fears.
459
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,900
Think of it
as an exciting new adventure.
460
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,361
Aw, I taught him that.
461
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,738
Argh, give me that dragon.
462
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,072
Did I say you could move?
463
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,198
No, ma'am, you did not.
464
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,244
Milo, it's time
for Scorchy to go.
465
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,623
I'll never forget
you, Scorchy.
466
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,136
Well, now that we don't have
a dragon in our school,
467
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,180
we will no longer need
your services.
468
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,307
I suppose you don't.
469
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,475
But I'll be back.
470
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,728
Because you signed up for the
Blazeheart Protection Plan.
471
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,898
I'll just stop by
twice a year, check the traps.
472
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,149
Y'all have a great day now.
473
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,030
Milo.
474
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,199
That was a very
grown up decision, letting Scorchy go.
475
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,202
I shouldn't have had him
in the first place. I'm sorry.
476
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,412
Maybe it's time we talk
about getting you a pet.
477
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,705
- Really?
- Yeah.
478
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,540
In about a month,
when you're done being grounded.
479
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,125
You brought
a dragon to school.
480
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:39,965
Why are you doing this?
481
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,384
You Russos
are too powerful together.
482
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,471
That's why I'm here, to turn
you against each other,
483
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,057
to break you apart.
484
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,350
That's what he wants.
485
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:52,353
For Billy to be
alone, unprotected.
486
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,230
Then no one can stand
in his way.
487
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,481
Who's way? Who sent you?
488
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,565
Lord--
489
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,200
I did that!
490
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,409
Why'd you do that?
491
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:10,246
She was just about to tell me
who was behind the plan.
492
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,414
Uh, you mean,
thank you for saving our lives
493
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,416
with nothing but mustard
and my wits.
494
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,003
Yeah.
495
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:19,964
That's what I meant.
Thank you.
496
00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:23,634
And hey, I'm sorry for thinking that
you weren't cool enough for Karina.
497
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:24,718
Well...
498
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,762
Actually, she already
texted me
499
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,389
to see if we can
hang out tomorrow
500
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,391
as long as you're not there.
501
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:31,559
So if you think about it,
502
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,519
you're not cool enough
for Karina.
503
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:36,647
I deserve that.
504
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:40,025
But how did you know
I wasn't the changeling?
505
00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,570
Only my annoying brother
would use his last breath
506
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:43,696
to correct my grammar.
507
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,531
Aw, you called me
your brother.
508
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,617
- I also called you annoying.
- Heard it. Choosing to ignore it.
509
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,541
How'd the changeling pretend
to be me?
510
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,042
You guys knew I was in Mexico.
511
00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,627
- Of course, we did!
- Totally!
512
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,546
You forgot I was in Mexico,
didn't you?
513
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,089
- Of course, we did.
- Totally.
514
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:05,384
If you forgot I was gone,
who fed my cat?
515
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,970
I guess the changeling did.
516
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,597
That was nice.
517
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,808
I hope she did well
on my math test.
518
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,727
Oh no, she did not.
519
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:15,853
She copied off of me.
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