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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,660 I think I might be in the wrong place. 2 00:02:05,020 --> 00:02:06,180 You must be Miss Health. 3 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:07,499 Carrie Health? 4 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:08,780 Well, yes, that's me. 5 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:11,440 We've been expecting you. Is this the retreat? 6 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:12,960 The communal resort? 7 00:02:13,540 --> 00:02:14,439 That's us. 8 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:15,440 Welcome to paradise. 9 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:17,700 But I'm not sure I'm supposed to be here. 10 00:02:17,980 --> 00:02:19,040 Well, you're here, aren't you? 11 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,220 Yes, but is this the religious studies retreat? 12 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:26,500 Of course it is, dear. What else would it be? Now, I just need you to sign in 13 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:27,500 right here. 14 00:02:31,850 --> 00:02:33,530 Great. Now I'll show you to your room. 15 00:02:34,350 --> 00:02:35,910 Do you think that's appropriate? 16 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,990 What? Your clothes. 17 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:39,690 I'm not wearing any clothes. 18 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:42,230 Well, that's what I mean. 19 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:44,590 I'm sorry, Ms. Howes. I'm not following you. 20 00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:49,110 Well, this is supposed to be a reconnecting oneself to spiritual life 21 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:50,610 right? Of course. 22 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:52,270 I mean in the scriptures. 23 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:53,469 Oh, those. 24 00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:56,590 Well, I'm sure you'll be finding your spiritual awakening soon. 25 00:02:57,570 --> 00:02:58,970 I'm just a little concerned. 26 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,920 Oh, it's all right, hon. 27 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:04,420 Let me take you to your room, get you out of your baggage, and you'll be 28 00:03:04,420 --> 00:03:05,259 much better. 29 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:06,260 Come on. 30 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,340 I thought I got a villa. 31 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,400 Oh, this is the villa. 32 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:27,720 But outside. 33 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:30,160 Those are for the preachers. 34 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,860 The preachers. 35 00:03:36,540 --> 00:03:37,940 Where else would they stay? 36 00:03:38,980 --> 00:03:41,260 Well, I guess we should honor our preachers. 37 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:42,820 Oh, of course. 38 00:03:43,420 --> 00:03:44,420 I'm a preacher. 39 00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:45,940 You're a preacher? 40 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:50,720 Yeah. Actually, I was born again several years ago. Then I came here. 41 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,760 Ever since, I've been a preacher. 42 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,080 That's wonderful. 43 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:57,100 It has been liberating. Has it? Yeah. 44 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,020 Perhaps you'd like to become a preacher. 45 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,740 I don't think I have it in me. 46 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,600 Oh, of course you do, silly girl. 47 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:03,819 No, seriously. 48 00:04:03,820 --> 00:04:05,040 It must be very challenging. 49 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:06,720 Well, it can be. 50 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,900 But all you need is a few good moves. 51 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,659 The moves? 52 00:04:10,660 --> 00:04:12,260 Oh, yeah. You need technique. 53 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,420 After all, how else are you going to please the flock? 54 00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:18,660 I've never quite heard it put that way. 55 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:19,880 What way? 56 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:20,940 Please the flock? 57 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:23,860 Well, being a preacher is all about giving. 58 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,980 Although, don't get me wrong. 59 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,180 The ecstasy that you receive from being a preacher is heavenly. 60 00:04:30,860 --> 00:04:31,860 That's why I'm here. 61 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:36,420 Oh, well, honey, I'm going to teach you. And by the time you leave here, you're 62 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:37,420 going to be a preacher. 63 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:38,640 Is that possible? 64 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:39,840 Why wouldn't it be? 65 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:41,420 In such a short time? 66 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:45,360 Hey, like I said before, all you need is a few good moves. 67 00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:47,940 Well, okay. 68 00:04:48,340 --> 00:04:50,260 All right, well, let's get you out of these. 69 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,020 What? Oh, your clothes. 70 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,760 I need to take everything. 71 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:59,660 We don't have many rules here, but the release of clothing is mandatory. 72 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,340 My clothes? Well, I'll place your suitcase in the vault, and you can have 73 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:05,340 when you check out. 74 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,960 And of course, you don't need any money. It's all been taken care of. And 75 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,140 there's no tipping allowed. 76 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:12,880 All of my clothes? 77 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:16,060 Everything. Although we do allow sarongs. 78 00:05:16,460 --> 00:05:17,940 You'll find them in every room. 79 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,820 So this is a lesson in humility, right? 80 00:05:27,270 --> 00:05:28,630 We're all humble here 81 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:40,010 Good 82 00:05:40,010 --> 00:05:45,770 here you go 83 00:05:45,770 --> 00:05:52,650 Good well make yourself comfortable and we're very glad 84 00:05:52,650 --> 00:05:53,650 to have you here 85 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:20,720 Oh, thank God. I've been looking for a preacher all day. 86 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:22,500 I was checking in a guest. 87 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:23,760 Let's do it in a preacher. 88 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,460 I think she's going to be a preacher. 89 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,400 Nice. A little more left of the world, huh? Yeah. 90 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,860 So you think you're in need of a lesson? 91 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:33,720 Absolutely. 92 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:40,870 Hey, you must be Carrie. 93 00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:42,390 Hi. 94 00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,530 I've heard you're the new preacher. 95 00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:48,510 No, I mean, I'd like to be. I just... What's wrong? 96 00:19:50,410 --> 00:19:51,750 I'm just not used to. 97 00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:53,890 Don't worry about it. 98 00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:55,030 You must be a newbie. 99 00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:56,290 A what? 100 00:19:56,950 --> 00:20:01,410 Yeah, you know, a newbie. A newborn, born again, whatever you want to call 101 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:04,170 You know, you're going to have to get over that fast if you want to be a 102 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,090 preacher. I suppose so. 103 00:20:06,610 --> 00:20:08,270 This is an interesting lesson plan. 104 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:09,479 What do you mean? 105 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,980 Well, the whole humility thing. 106 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:13,380 Humility? Are you a preacher? 107 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:14,700 No, student. 108 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,640 Oh, you must not have that in your lessons. 109 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,140 So when were you saved? 110 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:22,080 About four years ago. I was really entrenched in an Orthodox faith. 111 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,100 Then I found this place, and wow, the whole world just opened up. 112 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:28,360 That's great, but what do you mean Orthodox? 113 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,160 You know, deep religion. 114 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,520 Then I found real spiritualism. 115 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,540 Oh, yeah, okay. 116 00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:38,400 You know, you really have to transcend religion to get to the spirit. 117 00:20:39,189 --> 00:20:40,189 You do? 118 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,470 I'm sure you'll figure that out. 119 00:20:42,630 --> 00:20:43,469 Hey, Mark. 120 00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:45,870 We need to go over positions 11 and 12. 121 00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:47,570 This is Carrie. 122 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:48,730 She's the new preacher. 123 00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:50,090 Oh, hi. 124 00:20:50,190 --> 00:20:51,190 Nice to meet you. 125 00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:54,450 We should hook up later. I'd love to experience your moves. 126 00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:55,790 My moves? 127 00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:58,930 Uh, Carrie, do you mind excusing us? We've got to do some homework. 128 00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:00,370 All right, sure. 129 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:55,839 Hi, Nikki. 130 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:56,840 Welcome. 131 00:33:57,420 --> 00:33:59,740 I'm a little confused about this whole humility thing. 132 00:33:59,980 --> 00:34:00,799 The nudity? 133 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,200 Yes. And love? 134 00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:04,800 What? Oh, never mind. It'll come later. 135 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,020 You signed up for a spiritual experience, didn't you? 136 00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:10,560 Yes, but when do we do communion? 137 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,600 Oh, there's plenty of that already going on. 138 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,060 I haven't seen any. 139 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,600 It's just a matter of time. 140 00:34:17,739 --> 00:34:19,659 Why don't you rub some oil on me? 141 00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:21,280 I can't do that. 142 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:22,279 Why not? 143 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,400 Well, it's a little sexual, don't you think? 144 00:34:24,969 --> 00:34:25,969 Why wouldn't it be? 145 00:34:26,550 --> 00:34:28,330 The flesh needs to be caressed. 146 00:34:28,810 --> 00:34:29,768 Touch me. 147 00:34:29,770 --> 00:34:31,889 Don't you think that's a little inappropriate? 148 00:34:32,449 --> 00:34:34,830 Well, then you'll never learn to give, will you? 149 00:34:35,150 --> 00:34:36,850 Oh, it's a test? 150 00:34:37,230 --> 00:34:38,230 Do you think I'm beautiful? 151 00:34:38,989 --> 00:34:43,770 Of course I do. Well, I asked you to touch me. That's a form of communion, 152 00:34:43,770 --> 00:34:44,768 you think? 153 00:34:44,770 --> 00:34:45,850 I suppose so. 154 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:47,870 Then why do you hesitate? 155 00:34:48,330 --> 00:34:50,650 You'll never find your bliss with such firm walls. 156 00:34:52,110 --> 00:34:53,110 Maybe you're right. 157 00:34:53,310 --> 00:34:54,310 Maybe? 158 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,920 Oh, my God. 159 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:21,080 What happened? 160 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,400 Oh, thank God. 161 00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:27,220 It must have been a dream. 162 00:46:37,260 --> 00:46:38,260 Hey, preacher. 163 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:40,020 I'm not a preacher. 164 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:41,800 That's what I heard. 165 00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:43,900 What have you heard? 166 00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:47,340 Nikki says you're one of the best preachers she's ever had. 167 00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:49,299 I'm so lost. 168 00:46:49,300 --> 00:46:51,380 I came here for religion and I haven't learned anything. 169 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,740 Nikki says you've already emerged. 170 00:46:54,220 --> 00:46:55,500 Best sex she's ever had. 171 00:46:55,740 --> 00:46:57,980 How did you know about that? That was a dream. 172 00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,320 There's no secrets here. 173 00:46:59,660 --> 00:47:00,760 That's rule number two. 174 00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:02,820 Are there any more rules I should know about? 175 00:47:03,140 --> 00:47:05,260 Nope. No secrets. No clothes. 176 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:07,580 Look, I came here for Bible study. 177 00:47:07,820 --> 00:47:08,820 You came here for you. 178 00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:10,140 What the hell does that mean? 179 00:47:10,380 --> 00:47:12,200 You think you're going to find yourself in a book? 180 00:47:12,860 --> 00:47:13,860 That's sacred. 181 00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:15,020 No, that's truth. 182 00:47:15,660 --> 00:47:18,160 You think a bunch of guys herding sheep have your answers? 183 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000 Carrie, here's your wisdom. 184 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,460 You have your answers. 185 00:47:54,220 --> 00:47:55,440 Thank you for your work. 186 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,120 I didn't do anything. 187 00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:58,600 You're very modest. 188 00:48:01,060 --> 00:48:02,260 Why am I so confused? 189 00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:05,960 No one ever said liberation was going to be a walk in the park. 190 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,120 What's going on here? 191 00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:10,600 You're getting what you needed. 192 00:48:10,940 --> 00:48:12,260 That's what this resort is for. 193 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,260 I didn't sign up for that. 194 00:48:14,580 --> 00:48:16,860 What fun would life be if we could predict everything? 195 00:48:17,180 --> 00:48:18,180 You know what I'm saying. 196 00:48:18,860 --> 00:48:22,880 Having sex with a woman can be more spiritually redeeming than the best 197 00:48:23,450 --> 00:48:24,610 I'm not denying the inspiration. 198 00:48:25,090 --> 00:48:26,270 So you were inspired. 199 00:48:27,430 --> 00:48:28,530 A little. 200 00:48:28,810 --> 00:48:30,230 Give yourself more credit. 201 00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:33,410 The sex was wonderful because there was mutual trust. 202 00:48:33,910 --> 00:48:35,530 I didn't come here for the sex. 203 00:48:35,950 --> 00:48:37,930 Then why did you come to the naughty resort? 204 00:48:38,330 --> 00:48:39,750 What? Naughty resort? 205 00:48:40,330 --> 00:48:43,230 I thought this was the Spanish Fork revival retreat. 206 01:01:42,060 --> 01:01:43,200 Did you see the flames? 207 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:45,600 How did you know? 208 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,120 It's part of the awakening. 209 01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:49,000 The flames are our spirits. 210 01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:51,580 When you see the flames, you're reborn. 211 01:01:52,580 --> 01:01:54,120 It was quite beautiful, actually. 212 01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:55,860 We thought it was time. 213 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,000 For what? 214 01:01:58,560 --> 01:01:59,660 For you to see the light. 215 01:04:00,970 --> 01:04:01,970 Hmm. 216 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:23,960 Mmm. 217 01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:03,960 you 218 01:14:28,450 --> 01:14:29,710 Well, hello, Mr. Liguano. 219 01:14:30,070 --> 01:14:31,290 We've been expecting you. 220 01:14:32,170 --> 01:14:34,750 This is the Scriptures Canberra Tree, isn't it? 221 01:14:35,410 --> 01:14:37,150 You're in the right place, Mr. Liguano. 14504