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Whistle

Instead in it came slowly a hill

from the dreams of a tying of edna

And it rattled like a braid into one, same with thousands of separate

Shouns of the fishing line

Touch to a pause, baby, it flows

But come, eat it, try to sit here

I'm sick of feeling and fear at the center

And now, you're calling through the songs and the way

I hope you love me

All right ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming the new

Mr. and Mr. Greg Demopolis and Matthew K

American

It's the same as you can.

Nice and very good.

I'm gonna have a big one!

I'm so proud to hear!

I'm so proud to hear!

I'm so proud to hear!

I'm so proud to hear!

I'm genuinely excited to hear why you're the sole person already who dinner.

I have to go back to work.

I drew the short straw.

I can't leave before the best part.

That's why I'm meeting it now.

I'm about to give my toast.

Good for you.

I get it.

You have your makeup on.

You don't want to cry before work.

I hope you wrote jokes as funny as the idea of me crying at your toast.

Only one way to find out.

But then came Matthew's new assignment.

18 months in Omaha.

Where he apparently made exactly one friend.

I got home to find Greg on the floor of our living room.

Trying not to freak out.

Listening to a Dolly Lumgy YouTube, which wasn't really helping.

Because the Lum is never even had a boyfriend.

Much less cross-state lines to live with it.

Now, Greg was terrified.

The Matthew would learn exactly who he really was.

And not just trivial stuff like how he makes up random facts,

like Mark Twain and Benning the bra strap.

No, he did.

He literally did.

Anybody stand up.

Bingo.

So I said to Greg, stay with me.

Stay here.

And don't worry about getting your heart broken.

Because if there's one thing I know about Greg,

that he will always do the exact opposite of what I suggest.

So Greg was in Omaha the next month.

And the rest is history.

Which I think proves what I've long believed.

The Dolly Lumgy sucks.

Or instead, a heart that's afraid to break is a heart that's never used.

To Greg and Matt.

He Demom.

emptied form.

More amazing boys doesn't care!

May be boy.

I'm a couple of buzzers.

How's that?

I'm a tattoo.

I remember like the beaches, the food, the rich Cuban culture.

You son of a bitch.

What?

I thought that you were here to see me.

I am here to see you.

OK, you know what?

I want from you.

I want you to accept what you have with Olivia.

All right, you guys are friends.

Friends is, friends of Jason, ex-co-workers.

These are all really special, beautiful categories.

And as much as I fucking try, no one can take away

that little drunken hump set that you two have.

Look, I don't care for your tone, Greg.

And it was one drunken, love-making session.

Did you come when you had sex with her?

Because I don't hear any post-nac clarity.

Connor, God, I hate to be blunt, but it's time

to throw in the towel.

Honestly, Greg is a married man.

No, you need to move on.

I don't give up that easy.

Even when I'm literally begging him to.

So, you toast as a hit, huh?

All right.

No, it was good.

You a cup with anyone?

I mean, that's how you know if it was good.

I mean, it was a gay wedding.

And straight, single girls famously can't stand gay guys,

so.

Yeah, not this gay guy.

They actually find me really offensive.

They have only half the guests for yours.

All I'm hearing is this is your own special way of saying,

you're happy to see me.

Really?

And please keep in mind, the customer is always right.

And please keep in mind, your Greg's customer, not mine.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Bye.

Listen, buddy, I know it feels really romantic to pi,

but it is a super short walk to creepy.

Would you do a little house in your bag?

Oh, my hands are dirty.

I'm going to go watch that real quick.

I'll bring it back.

Can you get us some breadsticks?

What are you doing here?

This is, they don't come.

They tell you a chef to stop making such good food.

We make chicken fingers.

He came to fuck with me, like a child.

After I very gently goes to do, like in a dump.

See, you know, my wife fucks with you.

That's not my bra.

Oh, Christ, my words.

Who's she talking to?

No idea, but you know what's more interesting idea?

A little bit of that table.

You see her?

Do you know her?

No, but you're about to.

I really not in the mood.

Look, she just got stood up.

She is waiting for her handsome young political

who they're talking to.

Since that's the happening, maybe I can go ahead and stand.

Instead, say that at all.

That's all you.

That's all internal.

Look, if you're not going to do it for her,

do it for Olivia.

Show her that another girl sees so much we got you are.

Can you tell me that you are married?

I thought you'd be low-maintenance to set you

this black hole of weakness.

Maybe for once we skip the main thing you say,

I mean, you take back later.

You know, the easier you would have skipped it

is, don't show up at my work.

Thank you guys so much for coming.

Have a great night.

Thank you.

Get a real job.

Maybe I wouldn't have to.

I'm going to spit in your food.

Spit out.

Read the room.

Get in.

OK.

Whoo, where'd he go?

Do you leave?

No, he's just getting started.

Probably another.

So nowhere else, not even a study abroad.

Well, I've actually never not lived in my parents' house.

What?

It's practical.

Brenda's expensive, and I can commute to college.

He missed out on having a terrible roommate

who eats all your food and leaves her dirty underwear out.

I have that.

That's my dad.

Right.

Well, I did have a buddy that went to UALR.

I actually threw up in the fountain.

One visit?

That's bad.

Please, don't, don't, turn me in.

My loyalty is to my school.

I hope you'll understand.

Of course.

I will not tell you what happened in the quad.

Then, take this horse.

Nope.

Miss, is this going bothering you?

No.

No, not at all.

He's wanted in multiple states for indecent exposure.

She's kidding.

Oh, I am kidding.

He's my friend.

He used to work here back in the day.

That's how we met.

And we had sex once, technically.

Why did you have technical?

Kay.

I love your talk.

That is so cute.

Thank you.

I never really feel like a reason to wear it.

So Jenny had a pet rabbit as a child, which

committed suicide.

Well, allegedly, I wasn't home at the time.

And my dad's story doesn't really add up.

I haven't rolled out my gligens.

Thanks.

Correct.

Her father made a murder to rabbit.

But in brighter news, you play the viola.

I do.

Well, I play the recorder.

And my father murdered myself confidence.

So we're modern women cut from the same clock.

Go, Connor, you have so much to learn from us.

Mm-hmm.

We're about to close, but you want to stay?

Uh, yeah, sure.

What are you drinking?

What are they doing?

They're not falling.

We're in my way.

We're in my way.

We're the one who is waiting.

We're gonna run them out.

Run them out.

I follow.

I follow you.

We see me.

I follow you.

I follow you.

I follow you.

Come on in.

I follow you.

I'm so glad you guys stopped to me.

I really needed a night like this.

Why?

You're friends on Dan?

Um, I mean, I don't really have any friends.

I mean, people I grew up with, but I don't know.

You grow up and then you turn out different.

And yeah, do you ever think about like who you would become if you started hanging

around different people?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Of course.

I'm surrounded by bad influences.

You're so cute.

You have plenty of time to find your people.

And you'll know.

Yours are free.

What about the mess?

Yeah.

I love this.

I love the thing.

So what do you think?

What do I think about what?

Should we bang?

Yeah.

I can tell she's into it.

Uh, all three of us?

Yes.

Or maybe just your name.

Good.

Meet the moment.

Don't be such a puppy dog.

Oh, whoa.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

You guys, is going to ask me to watch you do it?

No.

But I understand.

Bye.

We were just playing again.

Okay.

Are they games?

What kind of game?

You're the door.

Yeah.

Oh.

Are you a played?

Yeah.

I was in like fifth grade.

I was there to eat a raw hot dog.

Oh, my God.

Well, then that's how I was going to do that one.

Uh, should we play?

I'm down.

Yeah.

Okay.

Once it go first.

I don't know first.

Truth or dare?

Um, truth.

Hmm.

Okay.

Have you ever kissed a girl?

I mean, like, gross playing, can I ask you?

Uh, have you ever really, really kissed a girl?

Do you want to?

That's two questions.

Which is totally fine.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Handsome.

Your turn.

Truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare you to give me the best kiss you've ever given.

I'm going to give you the best kiss you've given.

I'm going to give you the best kiss you've given.

Hmm.

I'm going to give you the best kiss you've given.

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Bad luck.

Cheers with coffee.

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