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Miss? Penny, please.
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Miss makes me sound old -fashioned.
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My apologies, Penny. I am Jack.
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This is my paralegal, Lorelai. Please,
take a seat.
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Thank you.
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Um, I still can't wrap my head around
why I'm here.
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Understandable. It's not every day
someone gets to inherit an estate.
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Exactly.
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That's why it doesn't make sense.
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My grandfather, sorry to be blunt, but
he hated me.
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Well, he couldn't have hated you too
much, according to the will.
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You mean the same man who thought women
shouldn't speak unless it's spoken to?
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That I was too headstrong and I was too
independent for my own good?
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he hated me.
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He made sure I didn't exist in his
little perfect world.
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When I refused to join family business
and went on my own, he convinced my
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parents to cut me off completely.
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No calls, no help, no family,
everything.
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Everything just gone.
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And when your parents passed?
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He didn't even call.
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Didn't invite me to the funeral.
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As far as he was concerned, I was dead
to him too.
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So why all of a sudden he cares about
his
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will now?
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What game is he playing?
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What's going on?
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Is there something I need to know about
the will?
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So, there is a condition attached in
order
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for you to receive the will.
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I knew it. What is it?
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Alright, it says...
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It says here that you need to submit
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to a man.
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Excuse me?
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It actually says up there?
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How does my grandfather expect me to do
that?
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It says you must...
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Come to an agreement with the man where
he gets to have sex with you whenever he
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wants Even if someone else is in the
room He
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can't be serious It actually says on
there?
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It really does and since it doesn't
specify who the man should be
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It's my duty as executor to step in.
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Step in?
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How?
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I will be the man that you submit to.
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This
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can't be real.
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It's in the will, Penny.
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It's real.
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I know my grandfather is a pig.
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But this? This is insane.
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Isn't this insane?
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I mean, we've had crazier cases.
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Look, Penny.
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You don't have to do anything you don't
want to do.
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If you do want to claim your
inheritance, you're going to need to
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wishes.
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By having sex with you.
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How else would I know that you're
following his wishes?
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You can't be serious.
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Are you just sitting there?
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Hey now, Penny.
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We're just doing our jobs here, and I
think we're being pretty accommodating.
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And if I may speak so frankly, I don't
appreciate your attitude.
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So, how do you feel about anal sex?
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Because I'm going to add it in the will,
because I don't appreciate your
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outburst.
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You get out of your mind.
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I'm leaving.
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Are you sure you want to leave now?
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Penny? Why shouldn't I?
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Well, you would be leaving a lot on the
table.
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You said that you lost everything,
right?
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Because of your grandfather.
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Here's your chance to have it all.
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You are the last person of your family
standing.
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I have fight so hard for everything.
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Just because I want to be my own woman.
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And I want to try something different.
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You still get to be your own woman.
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with power think of everything you could
do with the
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resources your grandfather's estate has
to offer you're gonna get
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everything you're deserved and more and
all you have to
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do is agree to this one
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I hope, I hope my grandfather rot in
hell for this, for
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everything.
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But okay, I will submit to you
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and do whatever.
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Let's get started right here and now.
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What? But Lorelai... What?
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It clearly states in the will that it
doesn't matter if someone else is in the
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room.
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Oh yeah, I really don't care. Do
whatever you need to do.
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Oh my god.
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Oh!
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Hmm.
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Oh my god, Lorelai.
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I have a conference with Jamie tomorrow.
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I need to change that.
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Can you dictate an email?
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Yes, go ahead.
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Okay.
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Dear Jamie, I know we're supposed to
have our call tomorrow, but I'm sorry
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something came up, huh?
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And I have to change it.
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Monday works best for me at 3 p .m. Does
that work for you?
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And also,
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I promise this little
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inconvenience is going to be worth it
because I have exciting news
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about the Johnson merger.
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And then I'll let you know if he gets
better.
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Thank you.
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You like that?
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I do like that.
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You're going to love this estate. It's
beautiful.
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Am I doing a good job? You're doing a
good job. You're fulfilling your
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grandfather's wishes.
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So, yeah, you're doing great.
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I'm going to get my estate soon.
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You're going to get your estate soon.
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And then you're going to be a powerful
woman.
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We're doing the right thing.
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Can you open that mouth?
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Yes.
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All of it. Yes.
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You submit so good.
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Sweet, right?
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Yeah. Awesome.
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Short and sweet.
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Speaking of short and sweet, I need you
to call my wife because I want to make
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sure the dinner reservations are still
on for tonight.
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Sounds good. Which place are you
planning on going again?
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Well, we're doing that main place.
That's a few blocks from here.
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Well, that's why I'm paranoid to make
sure I don't lose those reservations.
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So, can you please call?
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Thank you. I appreciate that. Penny,
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are you aware of that new restaurant
that opened up a few blocks from here?
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Oh, yeah.
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I know about them. Their oyster was so
good.
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You know...
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The table's gonna be ready at 7
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There's going to be complications to
doing that. So it's part of the
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You have to. I would love to have you
fuck my ass.
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I would do everything you want.
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Is that so?
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I need to collect this.
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You come right here.
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Oh my God.
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You want to fuck my ass, don't you?
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You will.
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God, you are such a distraction.
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That was so good, huh? You couldn't even
think. I gotta send an email now.
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
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Yes, yes, the Chinese lawsuit.
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Thank you. I looked so forward to
arguing with them.
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It's gonna start on September 18th. It
might last a week.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Say that again?
It starts on September 18th, and it can
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last up to a week.
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Okay, okay.
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I
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do.
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I really do.
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Thank you.
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I just want to admire that for a little
bit
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You're out of state.
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Here's your chance.
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I'm going to be my own woman.
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My wife is.
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Me to strengthen.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Take note, Lorelai, she did shove me.
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No mustard?
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The mustard hurt, right?
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Yeah, you got a little bit of like a
chest burn.
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Yeah. I can actually put it on the side
in case you want a little bit. Thank
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you. Do that, please.
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Fuck, yes.
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Oh,
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yes, give it to me. Yes. I need back
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for it.
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I guess this is.
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I'm going to get my grandfather's
estate.
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So close.
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There's a lot of paperwork we still
gotta do just to finalize everything,
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the i's, cross the t's.
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You understand, so I'm going to need you
to come back in next week.
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Lorelai's going to schedule with you,
okay?
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All right, and remember, when you come
in, you're still under contract to be
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submissive, right?
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Yeah, all right.
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All right, Lorelai, who do we have next
coming in?
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have the jonathan divorce case jonathan
i'm gonna eat that guy up you're my
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pen
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