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No, I'm not doing it.

How is this going to help the business?

One post of this and it will go viral. Social media will absolutely boom.

People are going to see it and think, what is that? And click on it, smallest

pod. At the end of the grand tour, they talked about it. I think the other lads

were saying they had proper jobs or something and that you could probably

on stage as buttons.

It's fantastic.

I can see it now.

It's going to go viral.

Yes, boss. That's fantastic.

After four rollercoaster years in the classic car restoration business... That

worked. I'm going to claim my thought on everything.

It seems I've finally cracked it.

Happy customer.

That's a good feeling.

We've dragged our PR department... You've got to get your asses over here

quick. ...into the 21st century.

Our reach on that day was 317 ,000 people.

And as brand ambassador...

If you happen to have a car in the UK, I'm leading the charge.

Hey, this is brilliant.

At least that's what I thought.

If you've over -promised, you can't under -deliver.

Until my mum arrived.

They won't listen to me. They'll listen to me.

And it turns out that once again, I'm in deep trouble.

I'm going to have to do something. I'm going to have to do something big.

Oh, my God.

Okay, so I don't have to do anything special, really. You'll just cover the

event.

Yeah, yeah, exactly that. Like, I just need you to be there. Just need to get

your face out there and get on our socials and it'll be fine.

All right, and you're not going to make me look stupid?

No. Richard, if you look stupid, it is not going to be down to me.

Oh, right. No, thank you. I'll see you there. Cheers, mate. See you soon.

That was Lewis.

I've known him a few years now. And that's a fact. When we had our band at

Carfest... He was assigned to run the stand for us. And he was really handy at

kind of social media and stuff. So he now heads up the smallish called social

media department.

And today is his first attempt at a big event.

It's Land Rovers. That's the theme.

People are coming from all over the country. We're all going on a little

cavalcade. And then we all meet up at the workshop where there'll be loads of

other people that have come along.

Lewis has put a lot of effort into it. Big promises.

If it works, it gets our name out there on social media.

If it doesn't work, it's taking a lot of time, everybody's giving up their

Saturdays, and we can look like idiots.

Real nice job.

Why is it pink?

I don't know. Richard hasn't even seen it. He'll like that, I think.

Oh, Izzy, I'm nervous.

Why are you nervous?

It was my first proper big event for the workshop, and it's like, Jesus.

Trying to make it look off -roady by putting on this rock.

This is what I don't get about off -roading.

It's just make a mess in your car and ruin it for... For what?

What's that looking like? Does it look good?

Yeah. Does it look like I know what I'm doing?

No.

Wow.

Well, I would say the boy's done good.

That's impressive.

The only thing missing is the boy himself.

Where is our head of social media?

Oh, I can see them!

Whoa!

Oh, for crying out loud.

What have you done?

Well, this is embarrassing.

Look at him.

He doesn't look very impressed.

Morning. You attention -seeking idiot. What have you done?

It's brilliant.

Look at it.

It's got flashy lights on it. I know.

You love it, don't you? You absolutely love it. You're like one of the escort

vehicles. And this is our social media, and then this is going to get people

taking photos of it and even more of your face in it.

Firstly, thank you very much for coming.

We're going to do a few laps around Rockham Y. We have got an off -road

and the guys in the workshop will be waiting for your arrival.

Oh, saddle up. Let's go.

Right, I believe we are off.

Well done so far Lewis, this is pretty impressive.

It looks fantastic.

Hello, Ross. These are my people.

I love Land Rovers.

There we go. Look at that.

Lots of noise. Lots of sirens.

Great for the social media videos.

Look at this flashing light.

Okay, let's go. Where are we going now? This way, forward. Does everyone know

where we're going?

I think so. You haven't told everyone where to meet after this.

We're all following us.

Are they all behind us? Yeah. Are they there?

Lewis, we've only got three Land Rovers, and that's including you and me.

Shit. Right.

It's all turned into a nightmare.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Let's spin round. Yeah, spin round. We're going up the main road now.

We're going to go to the pub. Oh, there's one more.

Yeah, they're coming. Here they come. Okay, so 11 .35.

I think we could be there by 12.

Beware. No, we don't understand how long this is going to take, doing this off

-roading thing.

Trust me.

And people will leave the workshop.

Oh, God.

Morning. Morning.

Won't be long now, I think.

Where are all the landowners?

On route.

So all those poor people out there have to stand in the freezing cold until they

arrive. No one knows.

Hello?

Lewis, what's the latest? We're on our way now. We should be with you in about

half an hour's time.

Listen, stop gibbering on. From a PR perspective, you've got to get your

over here damn quick, otherwise there'll be a refund required to all these

people. OK.

Bye. Bye, bye, bye.

Do come in and have a fabulous day, everybody.

Welcome. There's not a lot going on for them to see. The main attraction's Land

Rovers, and they're...

Bloomin' late.

Oh, that's a shot.

Unreal. Right, get up to the top of this hill and then we'll see them all.

Yeah!

We're having fun!

Yay!

On our way, don't leave.

Don't leave.

Film them leaving and show the clips and do it.

Oh, he's got a lean -on.

This is so mature.

Go on!

Yeah!

I don't want to get my... This is the Vodafone voicemail service for

07584. He knows.

He knows he's in for a roasting.

I've got about 45 missed calls from Zogziga. Yeah, but it was worth it. It

worth it. I mean, it sounded sick.

Yeah, I'm in trouble. Let's go.

Ten to one.

Ah, band over.

That's asked.

Hi, gang. Sorry we're late. Sorry we're late.

Hello.

How are you?

I'm very, I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry.

It's great to be gathering together here at the Smallest Cog just to celebrate

Land Rovers in all their different shapes and guises as I think we've

illustrated rather well here.

Thank you for coming. Great to see you all. Have a lovely afternoon.

This is just a legendary piece of kit.

That's a little bit of heaven. Can I go in?

Yes.

That's mad, isn't it?

That's proper Hasbro, that, isn't it?

This is his overlander. How did he get in and out of that?

Ladder. He's actually eight foot tall.

That was actually a really significant day, as well as been a huge amount of

fun. And the social media bit brings that to life and shares it.

We're infused with this new energy and enthusiasm for what we do, and we can

share it with people, some of whom might be customers.

That worked.

I'm going to claim my thought of everything.

Three, two, one. Hey!

Well done. Thank you very much. That worked.

On to the next. You can have an extra biscuit this week.

Winner. Just one. Just one. I'll take that.

Get something out of the way straight away.

There has been a slight change in my circumstances recently.

I got divorced, which means I now live here.

And I like it. It's got amazing views.

Place to keep some of my cars and bikes. And best of all, it's closer to the

workshop.

I am trying to put a silver lining on this. It's been a tough few years, but

it's not all bad.

Being closer to the workshop means I can commute in some of my more interesting

old cars.

Cars like this one.

And when I get to the workshop, things are looking up.

Welcome back to the workshop. Can you feel it? It's different.

It's tidy. We've got artwork on the wall. And there's work. That's Debbie

McGee's Mercedes SL.

The old Mankey interior gone. New one going in. The Maserati Indy. It is such

relief to see work happening on that car. It's nearly there.

The only thing you can't see is the team. But they are here.

Significantly, they're actually in there.

Every morning, about 9 o 'clock, they start the day with a meeting. They talk

about what they're doing. We communicate.

It's the smallest cog 2 .0.

It's working.

16, where are you?

17.

Oh!

I find myself upside down in Debbie McGee's Mercedes, and a lot has happened

with this car.

Disc's gone rusty, brake pads are gone, brake shoes are gone.

To be honest, the list is never -ending.

We took on Debbie's Mercedes after floodwater damage rendered it a write

Oh!

No, no, no, no, no.

I love everything about that car. Obviously, the emotional attachment to

And it was my dream car.

This is not good.

It's like it's been washed up in sea.

Because it's been sat for so long with water in it, corrosion has taken place

and it's actually broke off all the fuse holders.

So I've taken this one out and replaced it.

I'm one step closer to getting Debbie's car running so she can go back out and

enjoy the road again.

Debbie, I can hear you. Hello, yes, how are you? I'm pretty damn good, thank

you. Good. How are you? Very well indeed, thank you. I want to just show

thing. So if you're okay with that, come with me.

Right, here is your car.

Anthony is working on it for you, and here he is. Anthony Taylor to Debbie.

Hi, Debbie. Debbie McGee, this is Anthony.

Nice to meet you. She's actually running again now. Go on, do it.

There you go.

She's back.

Oh, I mean, that's the best news ever. And I wasn't expecting to hear the

this morning. All right, well, consider yourself updated. I'll send you some

pictures when we've got the interior in. Oh, please do. Fantastic.

Okay, great.

Bye. Brilliant. See, that feels so different because I can say, yeah, we're

time. We're on target.

It's going to be on budget.

This is the future. This is, it's working.

We're professional, Anthony.

Ish.

Change is definitely in the air, and there's been another one in my life

recently.

Eagle -eyed, astute observer that I know you to be, you'll have noticed this.

Something not in the workshop so far.

Something small.

Sort of circular in shape.

It's Neil.

Neil isn't there.

And with good reason. Neil is 62.

And setting up the workshop is one thing.

Overseeing it, watching it grow. Great.

But turning up every day with his lunch pail in his hand to clock off.

He's done that.

And now, to keep his brain alive, he's set up another workshop.

A little one at home. This is his own business, and I want to see it.

Shop. Hello.

Hello.

Hello, mate. Hello, how are you?

Wow. Blimey!

Look at this.

Welcome to Greenhouse Towers. This is it. This is my little workshop.

Mate, it's gorgeous. Yeah, yeah. I think you've done interior design.

Oh, yeah, it's good. I've got all the stuff I use on there for doing that

and I've got anything to do with mechanical stuff in this area, and

look at this.

Look down there.

That's the mat work department. That's the English wheel, the guillotine, the

shop, all down there. And then all the paint side is that side. I think that's

absolutely brilliant.

Yeah. It's fantastic.

It's only taken 60 years.

Mate, I'm tempted. And work's coming in. Well, yeah, I've got work. This is

where I wanted to get to. Working on the stuff you want to work on.

Special cars. It's special. It's rare. And this car's rare because it's the

but one ever made of an M6 BMW.

It's cool, isn't it? It's just nice to work on stuff like that.

If I'm here for 10 o 'clock at night, it doesn't matter to me. But if you're in

a working environment where everybody wants to knock off, like most people do,

o 'clock, then that's where you add the old time sheet to that. Do you do time

sheets here?

No. Well, actually, I don't need to. I've got an app on my phone, and I log

every minute of the day. Oh, there it is. Ask me now, what am I doing?

Right.

Neil, your meter's running, my meter's spinning. I'm going.

Prisonship Friday will happen. Yeah.

And I'll bring you a battered sausage.

See you soon. Bye -bye. Go steady.

It'd be nice, actually, to go back in time to when Richard and I first met

he used to come down to Tram Inn and we'd have fish and chip Friday.

And to be honest, we weren't really talking about businesses back then. We

talking about cars.

I know he's got the smallest car, but I think you have got to step away from it

now and again and just try and live your life a bit without the pressure of

running a business.

You never know. I might actually get Richard in here and get him to work on

e -talk, get some work out of him. He'd like that.

There was a point when Neil and I fired each other, as I recall, because I said,

I'm a terrible manager and you're unmanageable.

Because neither of us were going to fit into those roles.

So Neil's found his place, his role, his playing to his strength. I need to do

the same.

The workshop is actually going well now.

Thanks, if we're honest, in no small part to my stepping away a bit from day

-day managing things.

But if we are going to secure the high -end, ultra -rare jobs that I want to

become a calling card of the smallest cog, I need to go into full

role. That's my job now. So I've been looking for opportunities, and I think

I've got one here. Friends of mine, all ex -servicemen, are involved in

something. Amazing. It's to raise money for the Special Forces Club Benevolent

Fund. It's a charity thing.

But what they're doing is recreating Lawrence of Arabia's incredible trek. In

1917, 41 of them rode 685 miles on camels

across the uncrossable from Saudi to Akbar in Jordan.

I had volunteered to go and help for the last stretch as part of the support

team. But that gets me to Jordan.

Now, the previous king of Jordan was a massive petrolhead. They knew him as the

petrolhead king. He didn't just collect cars, and he did collect cars. He also

raced seriously.

And that ignited a sort of growing passion for classic cars in Jordan.

Well, I'm going to be there helping the charity, but I am an ambassador for the

smallest cog.

Put the two together, and if I can turn what looks like a jolly, albeit in aid

of charity, into a work trip, that's a win -win.

Front seat covers, ยฃ495.

So, Debbie McGee's leather interior, absolutely disgusting.

I've looked at a trimmer and they want ยฃ15 ,000 to ยฃ20 ,000 to retrim this car,

which is going to wipe the whole budget out straight away.

She needs brakes, exhaust systems, electrics, and we're not going to be

do it for that. So, I've had a little bit of a brainwave.

There's a place in Germany that make the seat covers, carpets.

Door cards.

It all comes as a kit.

I can get that for around ยฃ3 ,000.

But we're going to have to fit the interior ourself, which we've never

I'm going to order it, and then I'm going to get myself and Matt to fit it.

It's a gamble, but I think it'll pay off. I really do.

Here he is, Matt.

I've got you a present.

Is it what we're thinking?

I don't know. Depends what you're thinking.

Where's it from?

Germany. Debbie McGee. The lovely Debbie McGee's interior. So this is a whole

interior? Yeah.

Please be everything we need.

It's a carpet.

A blue carpet.

Nice.

Well, the main thing is it's the right colour.

Yeah. Genuine German interior.

I think Debbie's going to be one happy lady.

I made the mistake of telling Lewis about my imminent trip to Jordan.

Must remember never to tell Lewis anything.

Ever. Right, just...

Talk me through this again. With social media, we have to do abstract things. We

have to be out there to grow the business, right?

In your effort to publicise the Smallest Cog workshop, I have to ride a cab.

Exactly.

Good morning.

I'm Daisy.

Richard. Nice to meet you.

Hiya. Lewis. Nice to meet you. Lovely to meet you.

I will reluctantly concede I can see some point to this. If a shot of me on a

camel, that's what I secretly think.

Come on, come and meet her. She's called Soraya.

Soraya. Soraya, a cluster of stars, it means in Arabic.

I'm going to die. She doesn't like me.

We're going to pop Richard onto Soraya.

and let him have a go at moving her around himself and schooling her

and then we're also going to make sure that he has a chance to lie down on her,

because it's important he knows what it's like to lie down with a camel.

Do you want me to reword that?

Let's go.

Hello. Yes, I'm Richard, and yes, that is a camel. I'm here today to learn how

to drive this.

Wish me luck.

Hello.

Come on.

Lovely. Perfect.

Too sweet.

There we go. Easy. Right.

Oh,

I'm trapped in that.

I am trapped in that quite badly.

Oh, God.

Oh, there's a big lump at the back of the saddle. It's hurting my buttocks.

is fantastic.

This is great publicity. This is great for the social media.

Okay, Richard, I'm going to...

Let you loose. I'm now driving. And you can have it. You're now driving. You can

have a go. So, go left.

Yeah. Go left. Go left.

Pull more with your left brain.

Oh, no, no. Go right.

Go right.

Um, no, she's trying to eat the stick.

Yeah. I think maybe you should stick to a driving car.

This is going to be the difficult bit now, isn't it? Yeah. Pulling up tight.

So we've unpacked Debbie McGee's leather interior.

We've got most of the interior in the car, but we've left the trickiest bit to

last, which are the seats.

Once we get these seats in, we get the car back to Debbie, as promised by

Richard, on time and in budget.

So we've just got to clip these over now.

Firm, isn't it? Yeah.

Right.

So do we need to put sides on first?

I think so, yeah.

Oh, it will stretch quite a lot down there.

If I pull that down and try and hook this side up and over, that will go

That's it. This is really tight.

So that goes in there.

Yeah, that's really tight.

We've only just got that on there, look. So it's a bit worrying this is not

going to be strong enough, isn't it? Yeah, that stitching's coming away

isn't it?

Matt, I've ripped it.

Oh, you're joking.

Oh, bugger.

I've got a friend not far down the road.

He does, you know, household seats, and hopefully he might be able to just do a

little repair for us and return this.

Maybe he's got something stronger that he'd suggest, because it's under so much

stress. Yeah, we've got to do some work. All right, let me make a call. I'll be

back. All right.

I was hoping to get these seats finished today. That's not going to happen now,

so it's not ideal at all.

These are the risks you take, unfortunately.

All right, Matt, what have you got for me?

We tried to fit these covers.

Yeah. And this stuff's kind of unstitching. Yeah.

We've obviously ripped these, literally put them in too hard, like so much

pressure. I can see that you've got to really give it some pull to get it on.

which is why you've pulled the stitching away there. Yeah, we were, like,

properly tugging on that. Well, I'll have to take it off and restitch this

cardboard back in, and then I'll have to get some heat on the cover before I put

it all back on. Yeah, OK.

It gives it the stretch, because without that heat, that will probably just

happen again. Does this mean you're going to get this for us as well, not

repair it? Yeah, it does.

You're a lifesaver.

That's the... Yeah. That little nip and tuck there that makes all the

difference.

There's a door open.

I arrived in Jordan last night. I'm here to raise the profile of the trek and

hopefully some money for a good cause.

But after a night in a freezing tent, I'm the one looking for charity.

Chaps! Is there any hot water knocking around?

Still.

I can complain.

I'm just here for the tail end of the trek.

And mercifully, turns out I don't actually have to ride a camel.

I think you should book with another travel agent next year.

I think... Well, hang on. Who says anything about next year?

This is the sort of rhythm of the days on this trip. The camel

team sets off.

one of the cars will range ahead and find the route.

Normally, I'd be one of the defenders with one of the teams.

But the king sent this for me to have a go on.

It's fully electric, it's got a 500km range, and it's very good off -road.

I've been invited to visit the museum in Amman of all the king's cars.

So you see, I'm...

They've been closer to meeting the right people.

Look, I agreed months ago that I would do this trek, just as a supporter, but,

you know, in the back of my mind, I thought all the time I might get to pick

some contacts for the business.

That's how it works, isn't it?

They appear to be about to go through customs.

Yeah, it's customs and they're on camels anything to declare just a powerful

smell

I mean, these guys, 25 days of that, it has never been done, remember, since

Lawrence did it.

Nobody has ridden camels on that journey.

It's pretty cool.

And the town's gone berserk for it. It's fantastic.

So the Camel Trek finished yesterday, Nachbar, and it was fantastic.

Then a journey here to Amman, where I am today, and it's down to business. I

have had a few hasty conversations around the subject of cars here already.

From what I understand, the sort of collectible classic car culture is

and the enthusiasm for it. So I'm looking to see if there are

Might even meet some owners.

Jordan's love of classics started with the royal family.

First stop, a museum dedicated to the royal collection.

This should be good.

Hello. Are you Ida?

Richard. Nice to see you. How are you?

Good to have you here.

I'm looking forward to seeing this.

Hello,

how are you? Welcome to the museum. Thank you.

It's huge in here.

The museum uses cars to portray the history of Jordan and the royal family

the idea of what have these cars seen in their lifetime.

This is an early Cadillac 1956 armor, a gift from President Eisenhower to

King Hussein.

Very interesting Range Rover. They were used for Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth's

visit to Jordan in 1984.

Now, we go into the vault.

Any of these need any work?

Yes, some do.

Some do. Oh, you have a card.

Yeah, I don't know how you guessed.

I just saw it. Where shall we send them? Well, perhaps to perhaps a herald.

Okay, thank you very much. You're welcome.

Smooth, Richard, smooth.

Hopefully next I'm going to be whisked off to meet some classic owners.

We've got the seats back from Oz.

He's worked his magic, got it done quick time as well. Where we had stripped it,

he's restitched it all and made it all nice and tight again.

Everything just seems to line up nicely now.

You reckon this is going to fit?

Yeah. It's not changed shape, is it?

That's lovely.

I think Debbie's going to be impressed with this, Matt. It's starting to look

really good now. Yeah, it is, isn't it?

I reckon we'll get the heat in there. Yeah.

Shrink everything in, make sure it's all nice and tight, and then just do our

little final bit.

We don't want to do too much physical adjustment on this right away.

What we've got to do now is get some heat into the leather.

That'll make it really nice and pliable, so we can pull it around, and then

hopefully we'll get it all to line up.

Right, fingers crossed we don't get burned.

Or the leather.

Yeah.

Amazing how much of a difference it makes on being able to fly a bull and

it around.

Look at that. Yeah, look, you can really see where it's come really nice there.

That's why they're that lovely now.

Yeah, look at that. It's really nice.

I think that's been a... It's gone in an absolute treat.

If we'd have sent that to a trimmer's, the budget would have been gone,

completely swallowed the whole lot up.

So the gamble has paid off massively.

Matt's just going to finish heating the areas now, and then we'll get it ready

for a test drive.

We're now approaching the Royal Automobile Club, where we are meeting

owners and collectors.

Ida kindly put some feelers out to the city's classic car community.

And it looks like news of my international marketing mission has

Wow!

How do you... Thank you very much.

I'm pleased to meet you.

Time to be bold?

Come on, Hammond. Step up.

If you happen to have a car in the UK ever, we run a classic car restoration.

It's an English car. There will be oil underneath it. If you're ever needing a

bit of paint restoration fabrication, consider me.

Johnny, Richard, nice to see you. That is a very special car. Well, let me give

you a business card to drop me a line.

This is for you.

Oh, that's exceptional.

We're very honored to meet you in our club. Oh. And you should come back

Well, that is... That's fantastic.

Thank you very much indeed.

Well, as we're all here, I reckon we should do some driving. Yes, let's do

driving.

Right,

we're off.

So we're driving in a cavalcade, all of us. That's very cool.

Do people do this often here? No, never.

oh now we look really cool so did you guys talk about the workshop and the

possibility for us to in the future deal with you i'd love to yes or maybe what

if one day i set up a workshop over here i don't know how that would work that

would be a very good idea it's much needed here in golden

Obviously, I'm delighted because going anywhere in the world and finding people

that share your passion, whatever it's for, is good. I've already chatted to

quite a few people who are in the UK sometimes.

Maybe one or other of them could rock up their heritage one day.

No, this one's all done. Morning.

Morning. Morning.

Did you miss me? You missed me, didn't you?

Our trip was brilliant, thank you. I have done amazing ambassadorial work, so

much so.

Oh, yeah, look at that. What's that?

It's the Royal Automobile Club of Jordan, with compliments to Mr Richard

Hammond. Meanwhile, how are things here?

Yeah, devilish cars ready to go. The lovely Deborah McGee's work is ready to

All ready to go, yeah. Brilliant. I've got a bit of a plan. I want to take that

back to her, but...

I think I should take Neil with me.

Yeah. Because he really likes me, and she likes him, and he's there at the

beginning of the job. I think you should show him more magic tricks if he wants

to. Oh, God.

No, I'm going to do it. I've already told him I'm going to, so I'm going to

and put this where I'll get it. Yeah.

See you in a bit.

You all right? Nice to see you. Morning.

Lovely day.

Yeah, you up for a ride out? I am. You wore a hazmat suit last time you saw

car. That's right. I do remember. We've been through it, so hopefully we're

delivering her a nice working car again with an interior that you can survive.

A bit of magic.

There's going to be a lot of that today, isn't there?

Right, come on then. Let's get it back.

This is nice. Bit like the old days.

I do miss the road trip.

We've had a few experiences, haven't we? Well, yeah. It's been lots of few cars.

And hopefully this one will be well received upon its return.

Well, she'd be glad to see it back, wouldn't she? Because you love that car,

don't you? Yeah, it's that one that matters to her. It's not just a car, you

see, is it?

Rather than arrive with it on the trailer, why don't we stop somewhere

the corner?

Yeah. From the house.

Take it off the trailer and then drive it.

Oh, that'd be a good idea. Look, Ben, it's like an old truck coming home,

it? Exactly.

It's properly worth it.

Right. Okay. You're all good.

Power on.

That's a good sign.

Would you see me back?

You're okay. Come back steady.

Front wheel's good?

Yeah.

Perfect.

Oh, it's just like a charging with Bobby Ewing.

It's good, isn't it?

Here we are. This is it.

Yeah, last time we did this was in Monty's Roll. Yeah. And we drove a car

and we're done.

And we had a big round of applause and loads of people waiting for us.

We're not going to get that today, I don't think, are we? Well, I thought

get a very happy, lovely Debbie McGee.

Wow! Hello, hello.

Oh, my goodness.

How are you?

Oh, I'm, well, I'm a lot better now. I've seen my spot, guys.

Oh, Richard, you look fantastic.

Thank you. Oh, no foil as is necessary.

No, no, no more. Hello, hello, you're back. And the key thing to know is with,

you know, with what we have spent on it, we have spent it. Yeah.

We could have thrown it all at the interior, we could have thrown it all at

mechanically, so we've hopefully found the right balance. We shall get out of

your way, go and enjoy it in the sun. It works the same way it always did.

Yeah, I've got to remember now.

Bye -bye!

That smile says it all, doesn't it? Yeah, that's what it is when it's got to

that car.

Happy customer. That's a good feeling.

And not just because she is lovely Debbie McGee off television, but also

lovely and she loves that car.

And it's just right on that. You could just see. I think we did the best we

possibly could have done for the money. I'm really proud of what we turned out.

Enter! You wanted to see me, boss? I did. You have just been summoned. Thank

for coming. You know where this is going. Your social media campaign has

resulted in me dressing as Buttons, riding a frankly terrifying camel,

and driving my Land Rover dressed up to look like something that escaped a

circus. What I want to know is, is it working?

It is working.

Is it? Why don't I use the Land Rover day, for example?

Yes. Our reach on that day, across that weekend that we put all our stuff out,

was 317 ,000 people. And actually, we've got some work out there as well. It is

working, and, I mean, I'll be honest with you, I don't know why I've not done

this before, but this is great.

I can see it may be useful.

Yep. Are we doing any more of these events?

We are, actually.

We're... Going to do more here. And the smallest college is going to Wembley.

We're going to Wembley. Yeah. So we've got some cool things coming.

I'm not saying I'm glad to be dressed up as Buttons and stuck on a camel, but

if it's going to be worth it and it is putting us in front of people and they

eventually feel compelled to bring their cars to us to work on, then it's good

for the business and I'm happy. I'm going to view it as an experiment and

willing to continue, but not necessarily indefinitely.

We shall see.

That massive great Aston Martin in the Gondola. The owners, they want us to

paint it pink.

That's a lot of pink.

Oh, my God, what's wrong with you?

Why are you doing that?

Oh, Izzy, I hope you're OK, my darling.

I really do.

I bet you've never done something like this before.

Well, no, I'm not a burglar.

If I crash it now, am I insured? Uh, probably not, no.

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