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- Is he here already?
- I knew we were too late.

- Come on, come on.
- Please take the flag.

You know how much
it means to him.

- What the hell?
- What is that?

- Thank God, here he comes.
- Good old Egon.

It's strange.
He has no package with him.

- Egon. Good to see you.
- A warm welcome to you.

- Yvonne sends her regards.
- You have been pardoned.

Shut up!

Are you feeling well, Egon? You look
healthy. Yvonne sends her regards.

You have done that.

She's excited. When Egon comes out,
everything will be fine. He has a plan.

Plan!

Yes, Yvonne thinks it would be
good to have a plan with millions.

- Jesus Christ.
- It doesn't matter, it's dangerous.

Good grief!
I don't have a plan.

Do you think
you draw plans in a vending machine?

A plan takes care and work.
It needs to be organized.

I should have met with a lawyer.
A case worth millions.

Then you get released
on the Queen's birthday. Stupid!

What are we going to do? We can't go home.
Yvonne is waiting.

Oh, for fuck's sake.
We can use my fucking... plan.

- No fucking way.
- It's pretty damn good.

It's thought about.
It's timed and organized.

- What is it?
- Benny has a plan.

- Benny?
- Yeah. Uh... Why wouldn't I?

It's a damn good plan.

It's insane and dangerous.
It goes wrong.

Then we'll tell you. We have no plan,
Do we tell Yvonne?

If Egon thinks,
we could pretend...

- What's wrong with Yvonne?
- Nothing...

She's got a job.
She's all over the place.

Yvonne has just changed.
You don't recognize her.

Egon, it's so good to see you.
A very warm welcome.

Make yourself at home.

- I'm going to get a beer.
- Let me get it.

- There you have it.
- All the way around the floor.

So, Benny.

That's it, that's it. Everything is back to normal.

Before you tell us about your plan, Egon,
you should know that we've been thinking about you.

How do I say it?
We owe you an apology.

We have made great demands
on your patience.

Much has been offered to you,
much have you had to put up with.

Now it's over. From now on
you'll have no more trouble with us.

We haven't always understood you,
but we do now.

So... I have to say.

- And do you know why?
- No, I don't.

Because I got a job.
I had to do that.

Kjeld and Benny know nothing.
But do you think it did any good?

Employee is the name of the game.
Can I ask for my light blue ones?

48% of the salary
they keep for tax purposes.

And the rest goes to VAT,
which is also tax.

I asked someone at the IRS,
if it was true. And you know what?

He felt the same way,
that it was the same for everyone.

Except for millionaires
and stuff like that.

It occurred to me that this is what you've been
said, but we haven't wanted to hear.

Every time you've come with your
millions, we haven't understood you.

- I'm so sorry about that.
- Oh, my goodness.

I promise you,
it won't happen again.

This also applies to Kjeld,
and Benny, for that matter.

- How many millions is that?
- How can I find out?

How many millions?
So I can dispose of it?

Here's the thing...

It's hard to miss.
We also had to go over the plan.

All clear. Egon has just come out,
and he needs his lager.

Oh dear. I have to go to work too.
Don't drink all the beers.

Egon, I can't wait
for you to get started.

Going to work these days
is the most useless waste of time.

Our Lord be praised.

Can't you come up with something,
just for a couple million dollars?

Are you out of your mind? No, I'm not out of my mind!

Could I have stayed in Vridsløse
just one more week... A couple million!

So let's use my plan.
There's probably 50 grand in it.

It goes wrong.

Oh, come on.
It's timed and organized.

- Let's hear it.
- If Egon likes it, that is.

Benny has been around for a long time.

This is the company
Petersen & Johansson

- major exporter of metals,
which is extracted from iron.

- That kind doesn't have cash.
- Let's hear it.

Shut the fuck up. On the first Thursday
of every month, a convoy of trucks departs.

They leave in the morning,
so there's money in the office.

Money to bribe customs officers.
It'll be there Wednesday night.

They are located in an old safe
from Franz Jäger.

- There aren't more of them, are there?
- No, I didn't mean...

I've seen it myself.
They have found it used.

It's full of alarms,
and there's a security guard on duty all night.

- They think it's impossible.
- It is impossible. Isn't it?

Now let's hear Benny.

We need
steel wire, modeling clay, -

- shaving foam
elastic, twine, -

- A bobblehead doll,
a picture of the queen.

- Isn't that stupid?
- That's what Egon usually does.

- It's very good.
- Fucking great.

The action starts tonight at 23:20.

(a phone rings)

Vridsløse State Prison.

Hello, Olsen.
That was nice of you.

Are you feeling well?
What do you say?

Yes, we are expecting the lawyer
here tomorrow.

I'll tell him you said hello,
since you won't meet him.

I hope it will be a while,
before I see you again.

Goodbye, goodbye.

Hey, where are you going?

- Is it not here?
- Is something wrong already?

No, but we have to wait.
Everything is organized.

We can't rush in.
It's not until 11:20.

- That what?
- Uh, yeah. Then what's going on?

It's only five minutes.

Now!

Modeling clay.

That... shit!

How about that?
Fucking smart.

Fucking smart, eh, Egon?

- What if he had eaten herring?
- I knew it was eggs and tomatoes.

Bring on the rubber band.

Fucking great.

Fucking smart.

What do you think?
Isn't it just fucking great?

No, Egon, damn it. Are you out of your mind?
The door is full of electronics.

You go through that,
the whole clockwork starts.

Now you stay completely calm
and let me.

Kjeld, puppet and twine.

Kjeld.

Holy shit. What do you say, Egon?
I've learned something.

Then there is free access
to the holy of holies. This way, please.

Kjeld, the picture. We have to
fix the little TV up there.

Then there's the alarm.
Kjeld, Colgate.

The old number
is just as good every time.

Then it's Franz Jäger.
Stethoscope, gloves, talcum powder.

What do you say, Egon?
Now you'll see.

Holy shit, good old
Franz Jäger. Fucking easy.

So what do we have here.
Now all you have to do is watch.

Egon, damn it. Watch out, watch out, watch out.

(the alarm goes off)

Why did you do that?

- A warm welcome back.
- Thank you very much.

We are all happy
to have you back.

And flowers.

Congratulations on the case.
I'm glad to hear that.

The Bang-Johansen case
is our biggest case.

But with a capacity like yours...

Do you know why I got the case?

Why have I been dusted off
and brought back from the DMV?

Would you like to know why?
Because the case doesn't need to be solved.

That's impossible.

- Do you know what he is?
- A con man.

There are so many of them.
What kind is he?

Consulting engineer.

He is the head of the office
for consulting engineers.

They serve state, county and municipality.

This is all about construction fraud.

Collapsed highway bridges,
leaking roofs, concrete slums, hospitals.

Construction scandals.
Convenient bankruptcies and scams.

And every time, consulting
engineer Bang-Johansen.

If he's found out, they'll all go down.
all of them, the whole bunch of them.

And that's why you find
the worst policeman...

- because then the
the case will never be solved.

But thanks for the flowers.

- What will you do?
- Go to Canada.

I have a sister
who is married in Canada.

They have a house right next to the river.

There I can spend my days
fishing. Great sport.

What are you going to
to do about it?

I'll tell you.
Nothing, nothing in the world.

He is sorting out his finances.
He owes a lot of money.

Panty shenanigans, the whole shebang.
Then he says his goodbyes...

- and emigrate to Switzerland.
Then the matter is forgotten.

Then I'll take early retirement.
I have the boss's word for it.

If he's going to be exposed,
others will have to take care of it.

- Come on, Benny.
- The hell I will.

He looks happy.
You can't believe it.

That son of a bitch.
Fuck him so cruelly.

A warm welcome to you.
Yvonne sends her regards.

Thank you, thank you.

- Are you feeling well?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

You have a plan under your arm.
It's something with millions, right?

Answer. We are talking about
several million dollars.

Egon has a plan.
How about that?

He can stuff it up at an angle.

What a load of nonsense. You can't do that
not at all, the big package.

That's a nice welcome.

You ruined my coup.

- Me?
- You. You did it on purpose.

- You ruined my coup on purpose.
- You call that a coup? Fucking 50,000.

- I have a multi-million dollar score.
- You're mean. Apologize.

No way. I'm on my own.
It's all organized. Drop me off.

- Benny, you can't do that.
- Now drop me off!

Remember what Yvonne said.

It's clear. Don't take it
so hard. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I am a great admirer of yours, Egon.

You are brilliant.
But you're a little too naive.

You fall into bad company
and let yourself be led astray.

That's how it goes almost every time.
Last time you let Benny ruin everything.

- Me?
- Have you apologized to Egon?

- Honestly...
- So, Benny.

You must stick to your plan
and not let yourself be led astray.

Very well, then. What is it then?

It's a big case,
the biggest we've ever...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. As usual.
Fucking great. Cheers to that.

- No, Kjeld. We agreed on that.
- We always ...

Otherwise it will never happen.

Maybe we should have lunch.

Kjeld is on a diet.

When you reach our age, you only have
all you have left is the rest of your life.

You have to make an effort yourself and not
just give it all up. Also Kjeld.

We were in Solrød and went in the water. I took
took some pictures. As he looked.

You can have your skimmed milk,
while Egon tells you about his plan.

- So, what is it then, Egon?
- As I said, a big case.

The biggest we've ever had.

- Is it something with millions?
- I can assure you it is.

Here you go, Kjeld.
It's good for you.

- And then we have to travel, right?
- Yes, we're going to travel.

My sister and brother-in-law have just bought
house in Spain. He sells radios.

Then we should probably
be able to afford to travel.

Yes, we do. We have to leave.
We can't stay here.

- That's great. So what is it?
- Like I said, a big deal.

The biggest
we will ever come close to.

It will be our biggest coup.
The definitive ...

We know all that stuff.
Just bring it to us.

It is about the
the national registry.

What is it?

The national registry office!

The Danish National Registry in Lundtofte
is built by Danish architects

- After traveling to Washington,
Tokyo and Brussels.

It contains
information about Denmark.

Information that is of interest
to NATO, EC and other countries.

They are stored in card indexes
on magnetic tape, video tape and film.

They are stored there so that no unauthorized
unauthorized persons can get hold of it.

We need to retrieve a special movie
with highly classified information.

- which is worth a lot of money.

So many that for our share we can
live happily ever after.

- That sounds difficult.
- How much is there in dollars and cents?

Ten million.

Ten? I thought you said
it was a big deal?

Egon, honestly.
I have a scam.

No, I won't put up with it anymore.

- It's too much for a human being.
- Yes, Benny.

I come up with our biggest plan,
and all you guys can think about is petty squabbles.

Don't get ahead of yourself.
What's ten million these days?

Ten million DM.
And that's just for starters.

Then it's immediately different.

We work for a consulting
engineer with an office at city hall.

- We have no time to waste.
- So let's get started.

Yes, let's get started.

Isn't it difficult? Is it possible to
get into that rig's... equipment?

It's a public office.

But we're going into the secret
archive. We're following my plan.

We need smoked eel and scrambled eggs,
and tongue and Italian salad.

Shouldn't we have
roast pork with pork rind and red cabbage?

- Nonsense.
- It tastes better.

It should be heavy and Italian
salad. Three pilsners, Kjeld. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Don't we need any tools?
A crowbar. Just in case.

Quite redundant.

We intervene in the most vulnerable link
in an organization: lunch.

There are 700 employees,
because it's all automated.

They eat lunch in the canteen,
except for the superiors.

They eat lunch in the office,
and they decide the menu themselves.

Quick, heavy and Italian salad.

- Well, it was roast pork.
- Exactly. It's that way.

The security staff
also have the food brought in.

They have to make do with standard sandwiches
and 1/4 sweet per person. The smoked eel.

- And the pork roast.
- Fucking clever.

- And the three pilsners.
- Yeah, that's right.

- Here you go, sir.
- Thank you, ma'am.

- Didn't I say three?
- I don't have to.

Jesus Christ. How stupid are you
allowed to be? Now it's all ruined.

I'll take care of that. Two seconds.

Do you mind?

- Here you go.
- Fucking great, man.

- It took you long enough.
- It was busy.

Come on, quickly.

It must be the breakfast.

Finally. It's probably
the usual dog food.

Oh my goodness. Mr. Monberg,
Mr. Thorsen, a miracle has happened.

- Holy moly. Smoked eel.
- This must be a mistake.

- And pilsners.
- But if we hurry...

We can't eat
smoked eel without brandy.

- Why is it always me?
- Now you have to hurry up.

There's not much democracy left.

Hey!

Thank you very much.

- Shall we start with pork roast?
- I hope he doesn't take too long.

Pork roast without schnapps.
So maybe while we wait.

Section 7/17, journal no. 19.

- What did I say?
- What did he say?

We need a crowbar. Bring it to me.
It slides open like a sardine can.

What do you think happens
when you crack open the lid?

Let's grab the movie.

No, the magnum charge in the box will explode.
the magnum charge in the box.

What happens to undeveloped film?
You're too stupid for that.

The box can only be opened with a key,
the Permanent Secretary has in his office.

Let's go.

Then there's the smoked eel.
Now we could use the schnapps.

Where the heck is he?

I'm sorry.

Just for a moment.

Then I go to lunch.

Oh, no. Mrs. Hansen,
what is this?

Mrs. Hansen, where are you?

Why is she never around
when you need her?

Hello, is anyone here?

Hey, you there.
Stop immediately.

I have written and sent circulars.
I can't stand Italian salad.

Close both doors and slam.

No one will take responsibility.
Personal persecution.

Is there nothing
that works in this house?

Let's go.

I demand an apology.
I don't serve Italian salad.

It's personal persecution.

Here we are.
Now we just need the millions.

- It will only last a moment.
- Wouldn't it be better if we came along?

In case something happens.
They wouldn't want to screw you over.

Can I be free?
These are good people. Academics.

- I can't drag you with me.
- No, you can't. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

(the town hall bells)

I had to meet Bang-Johansen.

Here you go.

Very good.
And the film is undamaged?

- It just needs to be developed.
- Do you know what the movie contains?

Of course, of course. The master plan.

A copy of the master plan for Denmark's
division into utilization zones:

Holiday home construction, recreational areas,
campsites and airports.

In short: Operation Daisyland.

- I have to say.
- It will be presented to the EC in half a year.

The German holiday industry
wants to know the plan

- and will pay you
100 million DM.

I need 10%,
ten million DM. Isn't that right?

Yes, absolutely correct.
Now, if you'll excuse me.

Answer. Maybe you should
leave the movie here.

Yes, of course.

Damn it.
The idiot knows too much.

- We have to do something.
- I'll take care of it.

No, not blood.
For God's sake.

Not blood. Then I know
exactly how.

- Won't it last long?
- I guess it takes time.

- Has something happened?
- He has to count them.

- 10 million, it takes time.
- Oh yeah, and in DM.

- What the hell?
- What is that?

It's good enough. It's Egon's.
They've screwed him again.

The situation is under control.

Tell them it's only a matter of days and hours
a matter of days and hours

- then everyone will get theirs,
and I will disappear.

No, it doesn't. Yes, the movie will be developed.

Tomorrow the money arrives,
the day after tomorrow the board.

There!

No, shit.
He's kidding Egon. What are we going to do?

Hold on, I got it.
Fire?

- But what do we do?
- Can you see it?

Cut here.

(Egon sings)

Egon, please come here.

Be quiet now.
Yvonne is sleeping.

Shut the fuck up.
You could walk on your own for crying out loud.

Shut up!

What is it? What is that
time to come home?

We had to go and get Egon.

- He's drunk.
- No, not at all.

- Where is the money?
- They were kidding him.

- You must have drunk them up.
- Ten million?

Enough is almost enough.
It's every time you're in.

Me? Honestly!

Egon, tell us how we saved you.

Yvonne, are you there?

Are you standing there looking so gorgeous,
you lovely bitch.

So, Egon.
What's that all about?

You are my Marilyn, my Mae West,
my Marlene, my Sofia, my Carla.

Egon, what's wrong with you?
You can't do this.

You're ready to eat.

Not so loud.

The loveliest, most strutting.
Yvonne, I'm coming to jump you.

- What are we going to do?
- Oh, my God, he's...

- What do we do?
- That's your wife.

(rumbling)

Oh, no. Egon ... Egon!

Pick up Egon. He is not
good to lie on the floor.

Are you feeling well?
Did something happen?

No, nothing.

Oh, oh, oh, oh ...

Kjeld. Here's your skimmed milk
and vitamin pill.

A small piece?

You'll be glad you did.
See how Egon is holding up.

The skinny roosters, right?

So, Egon.
A cool morning lager is the best.

Do you have to make noise?

- Then we're going to go out and take care of that heist.
- I have a plan.

- That's very good, but...
- I have a plan, and it's urgent.

- They're fucking with you.
- Shut the fuck up!

I won't put up with it.

They think I'm an amateur,
a lukewarm louse.

I have a plan and it's urgent.

- It has ...
- Egon, you're not going to be sick, are you?

Benny, haven't you caused enough accidents?

Get Egon back on his feet.
You heard yourself that it was urgent.

If you can get him drunk,
surely you can get him sober again.

Kjeld, go to the kitchen.
Cold water is the only thing.

Benny, now you do as Egon says.
No more dirty business.

I've never played tricks.
It's Egon...

- Shouldn't you...
- No, that's not fucking fair.

Benny!

- I don't want to do it every single time...
- Benny!

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Shall we?

- Are you feeling better now?
- It's urgent.

There you go, Benny.
Now I'll get your hat, Egon.

The Germans are sending money up here today.
They're coming in private planes.

- led by the Black Baron.
Upon arrival, we strike.

Why is that?

A tape measure, chalk, a hammer,
cardboard nails and a piece of cardboard.

- Can you get in?
- No, but I have a plan.

Benny, three white coats.

Here's your hat, Egon.

The machine will land in 54 minutes.

We start in the flight kitchen,
where they cook the food.

- Shall we eat?
- Uh, no, we're not. We need the lab coats.

Hello, this is the food inspectorate.
You can continue.

- Fucking great, sister.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Do you remember it all?

- 4.5 from the intersection, 3.5 to the seam.
- And you have it all?

- Let me take a look.
- It is not necessary.

Egon!

Yes, there he is.

Kjeld, let's go!

- Come quickly!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Kjeld, stop it.
- Shut up, it's time!

Do you think this is a parking lot?

Now get rid of that junk box.

You screwed them, Egon.
Fucking great.

You're happy now, right?
Now we just need to get the truck...

And then we'll have lunch.
Yvonne said ...

Maybe we should buy
something to take home.

Shouldn't we get out of the way?

It is impossible.
It can't be true.

A little man
in striped clothes and a cigar?

It can only be... And you've taken care of him, haven't you?
You've taken care of him, haven't you?

There must have been a mistake.

That money needs to be recovered.
No mistakes. Understood?

Now I'm going to make sure
that someone takes care of Mr. Olsen.

I'll call the minister.

The right equipment and gear
are essential.

Otherwise you'll get nowhere.
Here you have a fly.

It's for the Canadian trout,
which is particularly lively and powerful

- a magnificent fish that truly
gives her man a fight to the death.

(phone ringing)

Detective Jensen's phone.
Who can I say it is?

Yes, hello. Of course, of course, of course.
One moment, please.

It's for you.
It's the minister.

Hello, this is Detective
Jensen himself.

I see... I see. Uh-huh. Know too much?
We can't have that.

The minister is right about that.
Arrested, of course.

What was the name again?

Egon Olsen?
Yes, it's an old acquaintance.

That won't be a problem.
Ex-offenders.

Once you have ...

- Holy shit, man. Fucking great.
- It looks so nice.

We should have a good time. Kjeld,
I have something very special for you.

- What is it?
- Cooked broccoli.

- No calories or carbs.
- Broccoli, holy shit.

We'll be traveling soon.
We're going where the broccoli grows.

Help yourselves.

Great.
There's a machine leaving at 16:05.

- What do you think?
- 16:05.

- Today?
- Yes, in about 3 1/2 hours.

No way.
We need to bring things with us.

- What kind of things?
- Everything.

I've booked a mover.
He will come tomorrow.

The old shit.
We have 100 million. Buy something new.

Benny, as usual you have
don't understand anything.

We've done it before.
Remember how it went.

You can't just like that
leave your homeland, the beaches

- the beech forest, the TV and everything,
and sit behind the beaded curtain.

Then it ends
with drunkenness and tragedy.

Then you learn what it means
to be Danish. You have to bring your soul.

And all the little things, potted plants,
pictures, the six silver spoons.

- Candles, cups from Dybbøl,
The Little Mermaid and Tivoli Gardens.

All the little intimate things,
that give life meaning.

So you don't feel lonely
out in the unknown.

Oh, come on, man.
They're just screwing with us again.

You have no say in the matter
to say. We have a genius in our midst.

Little have we estimated it in all these
all these years. Am I right, Egon?

- What is it? Uh, yeah.
- Listen to yourself, Benny.

When you interfere,
things go wrong. Here come the police.

- What are we going to do?
- We have to get out of here.

And then they run away,
in the middle of the food. Men, that is!

- Holy shit, there are a lot of them.
- Get the truck. I'm staying here.

- What the hell...
- What's next?

(police sirens)

- Hello, excuse me.
- What's the matter?

- Did you get lost?
- What time is it?

- Half past one.
- So much. It's just been 12.

There you have it. Bye, bye, bye.

They must be able to catch that pickpocket.
We've caught him every time.

Finkæm area.
Roadblock, house search.

He must be arrested.
This is an order from the highest authority.

Don't worry, Egon.
Everything will be fine.

Excuse me, do you know
what time it is?

- It's 2:45.
- Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

Here you go.

That's it.
They have the key, I know the code.

Once the movie is approved,
I get the key back.

The board is coming tomorrow morning.
We have an 8:30 meeting, right?

So you are going to visit
the sights of Copenhagen.

A little inspection tour in Daisyland.

- Egon, damn it. It's hopeless.
- I can't take it anymore. I'm starving.

The police are after you,
and everyone else wants to kill you.

Go home,
and we'll take care of this little scam.

What kind of a couple of assholes are you?
When the slightest thing happens, you give up.

- You're in deep shit.
- Can I be free?

Do you know what it's all about?

The others have millions and movies.
They've screwed you again.

Shut up! This is not about me
about me, it's about all of us.

About Denmark.
Do you know what this movie is?

Why someone would pay
100 million. DM for that movie?

- Is it a porn movie?
- Nonsense.

The master plan, which shows
where there will be holiday villages, -

- campsites
and golf courses in 10 years.

Denmark must be a holiday destination for
Common Market. Operation Daisyland.

- What about us?
- It will benefit employment.

People can work as hotel clerks,
folk dancers, and village idiots.

The German holiday industry will pay
big money for the movie.

Then they can make billions in ten years.

Shut up, the bastards.

You can't do that.
This is our homeland.

- Exactly. I have a plan.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.

We must stand together.
What is it? What is it?

- We grab it from the Black Baron.
- How are we going to do that?

With Absalon, Frederik VII, The Little Mermaid
Mermaid, the bodyguard and the queen.

Wow, wow, wow.

Are you with me?

- Fucking great, Egon.
- Now let's get started.

(Life Guard marching music)

Egon, you'd better duck.
There are plenty of police here.

Is it me now?

Such a pair of dog heads
and hanging asses.

Holy shit,
it's not fucking easy.

- Amalienborg is our last chance.
- What do we do?

I've got it. Do we have the binoculars?
Great. That's great.

- I'll show you Benny.
- What does that mean?

Fucking great, huh?
It's the queen's.

The queen, up there.

Holy shit, have you seen.

Shut up.
Did you see that?

This is the Queen's bathroom.

Thank you, you.
Bathroom.

Queen bathroom.

Splitter naked and...
You gotta fucking see this.

Yes, yes ... I see.

They have the movie?
Is it the right movie?

Oh, you're sure of that.
Surely we can talk about it.

No, not the newspapers.
That would be disastrous.

We would like to negotiate.

The board of directors will be here
tomorrow at half past eight.

If you could be present.
Very well, then. Until next time.

It was Mr. Olsen. He has the movie.
But he's willing to sell.

Sell?
That can't be your opinion.

We've just scored a great bargain.

Now I set the conditions.
They have to pay.

You can't sell.

We thought
that you were a good Danish man.

Do you realize,
that you are selling Denmark?

And why not?

- Yeah, that's...
- That's unacceptable.

That's great.

It's okay to complain.
I've never heard anything else.

The prices, the draw rate,
the government

- the parliament
the public, the television

- youth, students,
drug addicts and communists.

Not to mention the weather.
Have you heard anything good about it?

No, don't take it that way.

- This is our homeland.
- Can I be free?

Fatherland!
What do you want to do with it?

It's not about anything else
than traveling to Spain.

To leave as soon as possible.

Well, it...

Give me one single reason why we should
not to sell this ridiculous country.

No, of course not.

The Queen and the little princes.
We can't just...

Nothing will happen to her.
It's going to be called Daisyland.

Oh no.

Let's get started. I'll give you the movie.
Here's the key to the safe.

There is 100 million. DM. All you have to do is
break the code. It's from 1911.

I go underground.

You're going to be late.
Bring the movie.

We're ready to go.
Don't we have a meeting?

I have a meeting. Bring the movie.

Aren't we going?

I have a meeting with the board.

- Bring on the movie!
- Yes, go ahead.

- Who is he meeting with?
- Germans.

- Town hall pancakes in the morning.
- I get heartburn just thinking about it.

Do you think it will go well this time?
I mean, it could be, right?

He's the one with the movie.

We have discussed the matter in the board.

If the movie is approved,
we will agree to your terms.

We don't have a choice.
So if you would be so kind.

I apologize for that,
I'm sorry.

This must be a piece of ...
Undschuld, now.

Back with the same.
Please, please.

- I need to get the movie.
- Tell us where it is.

- It's a secret.
- We'll have to talk more about that.

No, no, you can't.

Has gone taken him? Can
You can't catch a little dog like that?

Do you want it to stay on you?
Is there no sense of honor?

Can I ask for results?
Deploy the full force, notify everyone.

I want that man arrested.
That's an order, stop!

What is that?

Where is Egon?

It was embarrassing.
The board is very unhappy.

They demand an immediate response.
We have half an hour.

- Half an hour?
- Yes, otherwise we have the scandal.

(the town hall bells)

Half an hour.

I have to ask the bank for an extension.
The matter must be resolved.

There can be no mistakes.

Don't worry,
there will be no mistakes.

I know exactly how.

(the town hall bells)

- Is there something you want to tell me?
- Not a thing. I'm complaining.

You can complain to the pigeons.

In half an hour, the big
show. Then there's no room for you.

If you have something to tell us, just give us a shout.
We'll be waiting in here.

Sunken into the ground?
Holm, you have to pull yourself together!

Head of Department Könich
from the Reichsregistraturen.

Do you have anything to do with the
Bang-Johansen case?

Yeah, it's...
What, what's wrong with it now?

It is an extremely
embarrassing affair.

He was also the consulting engineer
on our new house in Lundtofte.

He's the only one
who knows our security system.

- There's not a soul here. That's weird.
- What's that smell?

They're all fucking gone.

- Egon too?
- Can you see him?

He's disappeared too.
He has screwed us.

He feels high above us.

He doesn't give a shit
about us and everything.

- It smells of something good, of food.
- We can take care of ourselves.

- For fuck's sake, you. The safe.
- Are those meatballs?

They didn't bring the money,
because we have the key.

- It's not meatballs.
- Kjeld, damn it, come on!

There's also something sweet,
maybe liqueur.

And a little bit burnt,
a little bit.

Shut the fuck up. Give us a little help here.

- Maybe it's apple slices.
- Good grief.

No, now I know.
It's pancakes.

- Here are pancakes.
- Shut the fuck up.

What did I say?
It's pancakes.

Benny, look.
Pancakes, many.

It's hard to concentrate.

Don't you want one?
They're warm.

Shut up! You have nothing but
but pancakes in your head.

- Then you can leave them alone.
- No, you can't!

Can you understand it then,
dog head, hanging ass!

I won't put up with that. You can't
can't afford to do that. This is your fault.

Things are going wrong. Egon has left us.
What should I tell Yvonne?

I can't do it anymore.
Nothing is going to happen.

I'm tired and hungry,
and I don't want to do this anymore.

Kjeld, damn it.

Kjeld!

Kjeld, damn it!
Where are you?

Did you call?
You wanted to tell us something?

No way, asshole!

You keep track of time yourself, right?

(the town hall bells)

Benny.

Have you seen? What did I tell you?
100 million. Here you go. Here you go.

Egon...
Egon is out there.

- There, there, there.
- What's that?

- There, there, there.
- Egon, what the hell are you doing there?

Pull yourselves together.

- Holy shit.
- What are we going to do?

- Get a ladder.
- You're clear.

Arrest Bang-Johansen?
Is it possible?

- Catch him as soon as possible.
- What about the minister?

The case has changed completely.
It's time to act.

- Is that wise?
- Young man, listen to me.

There are moments when you
you have to take fate into your own hands.

Do you know what he is doing?
He's selling Denmark.

It won't happen, that's for sure
My name is William Hermod Jensen.

It's possible,
that everyone will close their eyes.

But not me.

I catch him in the act,
and secure the evidence.

- Took you guys long enough.
- Coming now, don't worry.

- Have they screwed you over again?
- It was the wrong movie!

Shut up, what do we do?
Kjeld, bring the knife!

- Me?
- Yes, come on. It's urgent.

Yes, I will.

- Come on, come on!
- Come on, let's go!

Come on, what do we do?
We have to stop it.

Kjeld, get up quickly
and hang on to the little one.

Hurry up!

- Kjeld, it's not enough.
- I can't do it.

Why the hell would you
lose weight for?

Fucking great, Kjeld.
Keep it up.

(the town hall bells)

So, damn good.

- I don't want to go anymore. I want in.
- Yes, we just need to get Egon in.

Egon, watch your back.

(the town hall bells)

Phew, now we have to
to get down.

- How to get in?
- There's a door. I got it.

You are under arrest. Anything you say
will be used against you.

- What are you charging me with?
- Crimes against the nation.

I want to talk to the minister.

Stay tuned. The Minister
I intend to speak to the Minister myself.

It's good enough, not a soul.
Now you'll see, Egon.

100 million.
How about that?

Where do they come from?
The safe? Do you have it?

It was nothing.

Here you go, Egon. 100 million.
It's for you.

You are the genius.

How can I thank you?

It was just missing.

You have saved my life.

I haven't always been,
as I should have been.

You have been selfless,
faced death, you have...

Hey, where are you going?

No, Mr. Secretary. That movie was not
what I expected.

I'm very sorry.
Something must have happened...

Bang-Johansen?
He's been released.

I would also like to
express my deepest...

I'm sorry? ... Uh-huh.

All right, goodbye.
Yes, goodbye.

That was the minister.

I have been dismissed.
In disgrace and without pension.

I'm sorry for your loss.

- What is it now?
- Then we got him.

- Who is it?
- Olsen.

It doesn't matter now.
Let him go.

He is a small dog.

Why lock up the little ones,
when the big ones go free? Let him go.

Mr. Olsen, you forgot your luggage.
I'm sorry, ma'am. Have a good trip.

We have made a small collection.
On behalf of our colleagues.

- It's all too much.
- Now it won't be Canada. Where then?

Going out to Langelinie
and do some fishing.

- Damn good to see you again.
- It's great to see you.

Yvonne, come and see
what Egon has brought.

What the hell?

God, Egon. Did you buy fishing equipment
with all that money?

It's a calming occupation
for someone your age.

The best is a double
wobbler with two hooks.

Primitive.
No, a fly.

I have made a fly myself.
A fly made especially for ...

The airport? To go fishing?

No, but there's a flight
to Canada in an hour.

It's great.

East, west, home is best.

- Now we're going to have fun. Come on, Egon.
- Where the hell is Egon?