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Previously on Nurse Jackie...
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I can't get my
thoughts to slow down.
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I've seen success with
pediatric doses of Xanax.
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It's for my kid. That's rough.
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You pull me in here and tell
me I can't administer meds
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and you expect me not to push
you? What are you talking about?
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HR called me. They're under
the impression that someone
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in the emergency department
is abusing narcotics.
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I'm getting married. I
want to reserve the chapel.
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Stained glass windows, the
little candles, the mannequins.
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They're not mannequins.
They're statues and they're gone.
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We've gotta get them back.
It's my birthday wedding.
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What gets Michelle Obama
out of bed in the morning?
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Fat kids!
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I'm not handing over the
First Lady visit without a fight.
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We've got to get
out in front of this.
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It's Haiti, man, all right?
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And they got nothing.
And when I say nothing,
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I mean, like, I'm using a
shoelace to tie off a gusher.
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I'm a week off the pills, right?
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You're kidding.
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No, I'm not kidding.
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Hey, what's wrong?
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Nothing's wrong.
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I was gonna leave you a
note so you could sleep.
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I wanted to get in some
batting practice before work.
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Okay.
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You're in late today, right?
You can get the girls to school?
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Sure.
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Fi, honey, this is why you comb
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your hair right
after you shower.
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Stay still.
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No, I can do it myself.
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No, you can't. Please,
you've gotta stay still, honey.
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You're hurting my head.
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You know, do it yourself.
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You have five minutes.
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Dad set the clock on the
stove 10 minutes ahead.
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We won't be late. Don't worry.
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When did he do that?
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The last time we
were really late.
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Do you want a
vitamin? Yes, please.
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Keep combing, Fi.
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I am.
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You want one?
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No, thanks, sweetie.
Those are for you.
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Thanks for meeting
me. I know it's early.
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Hey, man, you call me
at 6:30 in the morning,
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I'm just happy no one's dead.
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Damn.
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That ball do something
to you personally?
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Let me ask you something.
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You see my wife every day?
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Technically, yeah.
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So do you.
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Well, I can't
look at her lately.
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It's fucked up.
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Yeah, well,
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you know,
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ignoring the person
you're married to
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is a big part of
making it work, right?
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There's all this unspoken
shit hanging there.
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Every day I wake up,
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I want to put it all out there.
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Fuck the consequences.
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It's the hanging there
that's making me crazy.
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It's...
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And I just...
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What do you want to say?
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You gotta know
what I'm talking about.
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I don't.
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But I have people here.
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Yes, I understand that
nothing was confirmed.
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Or announced.
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But we were in
contention for the...
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Uh-huh.
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Of course.
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But I have very
important people here,
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to meet the...
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Yes.
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Well...
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You could have called earlier.
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Is today the day?
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The day for what?
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The end-of-probation day?
The let-me-do-my-job day?
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Today is not the day.
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It's been two weeks, Gloria.
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I want to get on with my life.
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Jackie, I will
effectively notify you
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when your probation
has been lifted.
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Until that time,
hands off, head down.
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Really? That's what
you're telling me?
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Because I am at
the end of my rope.
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Well,
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make more rope.
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Now if you'll excuse me.
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I have just received word,
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that the First Lady has decided
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to visit another hospital.
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But that does not
mean we have lost,
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because you are still here.
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What I'm trying to say is that,
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even though the First Lady
has chosen another hospital,
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we will weather
the disappointment
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and still have a
great day together.
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry, I can't buy
this. It's stressing me out.
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Doctor Temkin, in
ortho, such a sore loser.
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He was convinced one of us
had some sort of inside info.
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Told him Terry
Bradshaw was my uncle.
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Awesome.
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Who's Terry Bradshaw?
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Oh, you are so lucky you met me.
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Your winnings. Big bills.
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Oh, my God!
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I know.
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It's like the bat mitzvah I
always wanted, but never had.
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I thought this was gonna
be the worst year of my life.
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But between this
and getting married,
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it could be the half-worst,
half-best year ever.
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So, do you have a
best man picked out yet?
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On the list. Gotta ask Eddie.
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Hmm. Really?
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Because I just helped
you win a small fortune.
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And I also got my braces
off a week early, on purpose.
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Pictures.
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But, Thor,
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you can't be my best man
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and sing at my wedding. Huh?
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You're totally right.
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Overkill.
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Look at you. A little
mascara. Going out?
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I am not.
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However,
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I would like to invite
you... Don't do it.
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To a gathering.
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A soiree.
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It's National Nurses
Appreciation Week.
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Jesus, Zoey, really?
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Yes!
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I have reserved a
room... Sounds awful.
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In the basement.
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Just because it's a
party in the basement
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doesn't mean it's going to suck.
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You guys,
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this party is important.
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And so fun.
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Appreciation
week is patronizing.
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It's for the overworked
and underpaid.
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Secretaries, teachers, us.
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It's bullshit. We
don't celebrate it.
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That's crazy. It's our week.
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If we don't
celebrate it, who will?
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Oh, my God, you're throwing
your own appreciation party?
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I appreciate us and I want
everyone to be together.
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We are together.
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And we're all gonna be
together at the wedding.
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It's not the same.
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Please come.
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Can't. Won't.
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I will make an appearance.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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We got a problem.
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There is no "we."
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Yeah, well, I think we
should be fucking freaked out.
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Kevin knows. Why
do you say that?
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Because he lured
me into a small space.
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He had a bat.
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He was swinging it and
he was talking about you.
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What did he say?
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He didn't seem like a guy who
wanted to renew his vows, okay?
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Look, marriage is hard, Eddie.
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Believe me, he
doesn't know anything.
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Incoming trauma.
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Cab driver versus
pedestrians, guess who won.
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All hands on deck.
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Uh, Jacks, would you
intercept the cab driver, yeah?
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Tough riding the bench, huh?
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Yeah, kiss my ass.
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How you doing? I'm okay.
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All right, let's
make sure, okay?
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I was turning.
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They went running across
the street somewhere.
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Her purse went
flying. I have it.
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I didn't see them
coming. I looked.
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Well, you can't always
see everything coming.
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It's okay. Did you
have your seat belt on?
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No. Okay, you're all right.
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I need some help here!
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I can't breathe.
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I got him, I got him.
Okay, you sure?
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Yeah, yeah. Over there?
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Yeah, over here's good.
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Unbelted driver, ran into
those pedestrians in trauma.
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He started gasping for air.
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Pulse ox is low. He's unstable.
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Not a show.
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Damn. He's got a tracheal
shift, pneumothorax.
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Probably on impact.
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He's gonna need a chest tube.
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I'll get O'Hara.
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No, wait, wait, wait.
Stay put, stay put.
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Betadine.
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What the hell are you thinking?
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A needle decompression.
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Pressure's dropping.
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Get me 10 of Versed. We're
gonna need that for after.
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You get it.
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Get the Versed, please.
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I can't get it.
I'm on probation.
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I can't handle the fucking meds.
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Prep him. I'll take care of it.
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There it is.
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Hmm. Nice work.
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Better call up to the OR.
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Tell them we've got a chest
tube to add to the parade.
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I'll get on it.
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Don't worry, I didn't do
anything I wasn't supposed to do.
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I followed all the rules.
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Well, thank goodness
somebody's having an exciting day.
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You're okay.
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Snickers.
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Skittles.
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Baby Ruth.
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What do all these
things have in common?
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Benjamin. Sugar?
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Very good. Sugar.
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Now, there's nothing good for
you inside of all of this candy.
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You know what I like?
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Raisins.
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And if you eat all of
them, you can do this.
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There were six of you.
Where are the other two?
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Thirty-year-old female called us
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because she couldn't
stop coughing.
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That's it?
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Yeah, just coughing.
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Put her in five.
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Nice day for a cabulance.
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What's your name?
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Ruth.
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Can't stop coughing.
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And you just did.
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Yeah, but... Ridiculous.
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This is a hospital.
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Yeah, I hear you.
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All right, everyone, count off!
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One! Two.
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Three. Start again.
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Sierra, stay with the group.
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One! Two.
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Three.
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No such thing as two threes.
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Start again. One!
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You have a minute for
something really important?
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Sure.
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I'm going to be here.
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And Eddie's going to be here.
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Oh, fuck, I forgot to ask him.
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And Thor's going to stand here.
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Or maybe here. I don't know.
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And the mannequins will be
back, so it'll look a lot nicer.
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But I still need someone
to pick up the cake,
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cue the music and make
sure everyone is seated.
265
00:14:42,832 --> 00:14:46,084
And I'd like that
person to be you.
266
00:14:47,504 --> 00:14:49,353
No. Oh, come on.
267
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,639
People are scared of you. You'd
be the perfect wedding coordinator.
268
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,286
Why don't you ask Zoey to do it?
269
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,210
Nobody listens to Zoey.
270
00:14:58,914 --> 00:15:01,694
If I were still talking to my
moms, I'd ask them to do it.
271
00:15:01,718 --> 00:15:02,950
My moms.
272
00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:05,631
It's your last
divorce card, Coop.
273
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,266
You sure you
want to play it now?
274
00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:08,989
Playing it.
275
00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:11,158
Wedding coordinator, check.
276
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,014
You know, she reminds
me of you. Who?
277
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:21,068
Cricket, my fiancee.
278
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,754
Really? Well, good luck, then.
279
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:42,506
Awesome.
280
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:43,724
You do this every week?
281
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:45,359
No.
282
00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:47,495
This is a special week.
283
00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:49,330
Yeah?
284
00:15:49,399 --> 00:15:51,198
Shit, is it our anniversary?
285
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:55,152
We haven't been dating long
enough to have an anniversary.
286
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,032
I love that you're
not the kind of girl
287
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:59,723
who needs to celebrate
every little thing.
288
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,325
Yeah, I'm good like that.
289
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,860
You are.
290
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:07,031
I only recognize
the really important
291
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,268
holidays.
292
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,837
Cool. Thanks for
the sugar, boober.
293
00:16:15,157 --> 00:16:16,523
Jellybeans.
294
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:22,279
Oh.
295
00:16:24,634 --> 00:16:25,866
Yay.
296
00:16:27,303 --> 00:16:30,387
What the... Look at this.
297
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,717
Lenny came in. He
couldn't tell what it was for.
298
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,858
Well, in much bigger news,
299
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,428
I am singing at Coop's wedding.
300
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,530
Wedding.
301
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:42,199
The acoustics in
here are insane.
302
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,135
That's because
it's an empty room.
303
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:47,523
Well, I'm gonna rehearse, just
until everyone else gets here, so...
304
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,891
♪ Ave Maria ♪
305
00:16:55,731 --> 00:16:56,863
No, stop.
306
00:16:58,301 --> 00:17:00,885
I need you to do
me a favor. Mmm.
307
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,820
Would you refill this?
308
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,332
If she's already out,
she's taking too many.
309
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:09,514
She's not taking too many.
310
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,051
Jackie.
311
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,453
Please.
312
00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:19,987
Okay? Please.
313
00:17:27,062 --> 00:17:29,363
What are you wearing
to my wedding?
314
00:17:29,432 --> 00:17:31,416
I'm not going.
315
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,816
Too painful?
316
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,126
Now I'm definitely going.
317
00:17:36,438 --> 00:17:38,873
Okay, we ordered
her some codeine.
318
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:40,741
Christ.
319
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,050
Chronic and persistent.
320
00:17:42,111 --> 00:17:43,288
It'll suppress the reflex.
321
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,411
Yes.
322
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:49,183
What?
323
00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:51,235
Is that bad, the codeine?
324
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,015
Look, if you have a cough,
you go to the drugstore.
325
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,055
You don't go to the ER.
326
00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:57,525
I don't want to get sick.
327
00:17:57,593 --> 00:17:59,093
Right over there, meningitis.
328
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,729
Over here, bacterial pneumonia.
329
00:18:01,798 --> 00:18:02,975
If you sit around
here long enough
330
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,815
with your cough,
you're gonna get sick.
331
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:09,787
And unnecessary opiates
can do more harm than good.
332
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:11,975
If I were you, I would
steer clear of the dairy,
333
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:14,342
get some Chloraseptic
before you go down that road.
334
00:18:15,912 --> 00:18:18,045
I do eat a lot of ice cream.
335
00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:22,910
So do you want
those? It's up to you.
336
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,269
No.
337
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,906
Okay, as soon as we rule out
strep, we can send you home.
338
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,720
What are you doing in here?
339
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,273
That was such a
rush, back in trauma.
340
00:18:46,341 --> 00:18:48,175
Let's go out and
celebrate after work.
341
00:18:48,243 --> 00:18:50,556
I don't much feel like
celebrating this job.
342
00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:53,397
This fucking probation
is... Jackie, um...
343
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,201
Your probation is my fault.
344
00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:01,205
I reported to HR after the pharmacy
run was flagged. The fentanyl...
345
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:04,193
I covered Eddie's ass and my ass
too, but I didn't name any names.
346
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,144
I'm supposed to believe that?
347
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:07,661
You should. It's the truth.
348
00:19:09,332 --> 00:19:11,381
Why not just tell them?
349
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,850
You know, confusion's the enemy.
350
00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:17,497
What makes you think
we're on the same side?
351
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,158
Why would I go out with you?
352
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:22,988
We can sit around and talk about all
the shit you have to hang over my head?
353
00:19:23,012 --> 00:19:25,045
Oh, I see.
354
00:19:25,114 --> 00:19:27,915
You want some shit
to hang over my head?
355
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,734
Come out with me after work.
356
00:19:30,786 --> 00:19:32,570
I'll think about it.
357
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,976
Don't you have a
brother or a cousin?
358
00:19:56,045 --> 00:19:57,711
No brothers.
359
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,058
I have a cousin in Iowa. Or
Indiana. One of those states.
360
00:20:00,082 --> 00:20:02,850
Yeah, well, I'm flattered, Coop,
361
00:20:02,919 --> 00:20:04,952
but I can't. Why not?
362
00:20:05,021 --> 00:20:07,232
Well, for starters, what I
think you're doing is crazy.
363
00:20:07,256 --> 00:20:09,290
Because I'm crazy in love.
364
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:12,188
Have you thought
this thing through yet?
365
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,972
You know what happens
when you get married?
366
00:20:13,996 --> 00:20:16,414
Someone comes
along, fucks your wife.
367
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:18,249
And then you crash and burn.
368
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,962
You're hopping along here like
everything's cake and sunshine
369
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,903
after what, a month of dating?
370
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,931
Three weeks. I'm
not getting involved!
371
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,906
Honey, maybe the signs
just weren't big enough.
372
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:31,962
No.
373
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,984
We could go see a movie... Stop.
374
00:20:38,854 --> 00:20:39,854
Fine.
375
00:20:41,891 --> 00:20:43,356
Are you lost?
376
00:20:44,593 --> 00:20:47,128
Uh... No, I was looking for her.
377
00:20:47,196 --> 00:20:50,114
Happy Nurses
Appreciation Week. Here.
378
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,782
Shut up. What?
379
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,578
Who sent you? What
are you talking about?
380
00:20:53,602 --> 00:20:54,918
Are you fucking with me?
381
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,453
What? No.
382
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,216
I brought you flowers. What
are you getting mad at me for?
383
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,158
Don't yell at her.
Why are you here?
384
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,761
Look, my mom's a
nurse. My sister's a nurse.
385
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,279
My sister-in-laws
are all nurses.
386
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:07,959
Not like this is the only week
387
00:21:07,983 --> 00:21:09,761
someone should get you flowers.
388
00:21:09,785 --> 00:21:11,284
You work hard.
389
00:21:11,754 --> 00:21:13,086
Thank you.
390
00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:15,489
Here.
391
00:21:19,295 --> 00:21:20,644
Thank you.
392
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,684
And you look nice.
393
00:21:29,304 --> 00:21:30,738
Those are good jeans.
394
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:40,114
Do you want to
stay for the party?
395
00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:42,349
This is a party?
396
00:21:42,418 --> 00:21:44,118
I know.
397
00:21:44,186 --> 00:21:45,266
I'm on duty.
398
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,440
Rain check? Okay.
399
00:21:52,161 --> 00:21:53,660
All right.
400
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,529
I'll see you around.
401
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,617
Um... Hello? Lenny.
402
00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:00,917
You should be on vocal rest.
403
00:22:02,605 --> 00:22:04,004
Oh, my God.
404
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,974
Hi! You can come in.
405
00:22:07,042 --> 00:22:08,875
Come on in.
406
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,580
Hey, dude, wait up.
407
00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:18,419
Coop, I'm not
trying to be a dick.
408
00:22:18,488 --> 00:22:19,953
I had a shitty day.
409
00:22:20,022 --> 00:22:21,467
I want to go home
and feel like shit,
410
00:22:21,491 --> 00:22:22,867
come back and
try again tomorrow.
411
00:22:22,891 --> 00:22:23,991
Wait.
412
00:22:26,462 --> 00:22:28,840
Look, I know everyone
thinks I'm an idiot.
413
00:22:28,864 --> 00:22:30,447
They do.
414
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,749
And this probably looks insane.
415
00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:35,152
But I love her.
416
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:38,371
I'm 35, my family
just fell apart,
417
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,941
I'm tired of eating alone.
418
00:22:41,010 --> 00:22:45,279
It's not the worst reason
in the world to get married.
419
00:22:45,347 --> 00:22:47,547
I just want to move forward.
420
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:49,967
I get that.
421
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,369
So come on,
422
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,638
best man it up.
423
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,225
Jesus. All right.
424
00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:02,029
But do not hug me.
425
00:23:02,098 --> 00:23:05,649
Hugging you in
my mind. All right.
426
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,596
All right, now, as your
best man, I gotta tell you,
427
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,637
I don't know too many
happily married people.
428
00:23:09,705 --> 00:23:10,954
We'll be happy.
429
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:13,290
Yeah. Maybe you will.
430
00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:15,220
Hope is the thing with
fucking feathers, right?
431
00:23:15,244 --> 00:23:16,710
I don't know.
432
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,418
Barneys, the big bags.
433
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,585
Uh-oh.
434
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,204
Close the door.
435
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,832
I refilled this for
your daughter,
436
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,096
but I want to help you.
437
00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:47,274
You are helping me.
438
00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:49,509
No, this is a band-aid,
Jacks. Real help.
439
00:23:56,152 --> 00:23:58,218
I will pay for rehab,
440
00:23:58,287 --> 00:24:00,721
which I think is a joke.
441
00:24:00,790 --> 00:24:04,124
I will take you to meetings,
which I know you won't go to.
442
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:05,804
I'll send you on
holiday to detox
443
00:24:05,828 --> 00:24:07,908
but I know you'll be miserable.
444
00:24:09,232 --> 00:24:11,098
So what else is there?
445
00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:16,770
Or I will prescribe
446
00:24:16,838 --> 00:24:20,173
what I think is best for
you in your situation.
447
00:24:23,478 --> 00:24:25,112
To get you clean.
448
00:24:26,949 --> 00:24:29,383
Consider me a very
fancy methadone clinic.
449
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,386
Are you comfortable with that?
450
00:24:32,454 --> 00:24:33,787
Of course not.
451
00:24:36,442 --> 00:24:39,109
But it's the least
of many evils.
452
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:43,180
I know what I don't
want and that is to hear
453
00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:46,550
from your husband or Gloria
Akalitus or the police, God forbid,
454
00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,980
that you are in over your head.
455
00:24:49,004 --> 00:24:51,305
I just want everything to be
456
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:55,859
better.
457
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,813
And it's the only
thing I can think of.
458
00:25:04,186 --> 00:25:05,285
Okay.
459
00:25:05,888 --> 00:25:06,888
Okay.
460
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,092
Thank you.
461
00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:24,671
That is some real
Hansel-and-Gretel shit right there.
462
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,509
I'm only having
one. One is enough.
463
00:25:29,412 --> 00:25:30,510
Good.
464
00:25:30,579 --> 00:25:32,062
Go tell that lady thank you.
465
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:33,291
Thank you very much, lady.
466
00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:36,516
You're very welcome.
467
00:25:36,585 --> 00:25:39,086
Would you like another cupcake?
468
00:25:39,154 --> 00:25:41,421
No, my mom says I
have to learn when to stop.
469
00:25:41,490 --> 00:25:42,789
It's hard.
470
00:25:42,858 --> 00:25:44,190
You'll learn.
471
00:25:44,259 --> 00:25:46,143
Don't worry, you will.
472
00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:49,662
Well done, Miss Barkow.
473
00:25:49,731 --> 00:25:52,643
I used to hide crumb cake
underneath my bed when I was seven
474
00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:54,012
because my mom
didn't believe in seconds.
475
00:25:54,036 --> 00:25:56,803
You keep telling them no,
they'll want it even more.
476
00:25:56,872 --> 00:25:58,338
That's right.
477
00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:00,140
Watch your tone.
478
00:26:00,209 --> 00:26:01,258
But yes.
479
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:06,763
Oh, my God, why
wasn't I invited?
480
00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:08,399
Where's Jackie?
481
00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:09,900
Married people scare me, okay?
482
00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:12,602
My sister got
married on Halloween.
483
00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:14,416
I'm not kidding. People
thought that was weird.
484
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,218
I didn't. I thought it
was very considerate
485
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:18,220
because that way we didn't have
to explain the bridesmaids dresses.
486
00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,789
You know what I am saying? Because
you're not gonna wear those again.
487
00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:23,747
Yeah, you guys are
exciting... Seriously?
488
00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:25,616
You're married, kids.
489
00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:29,219
You've been working at the
same hospital for what, 10 years?
490
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:32,189
You look like you could
use a change of scene.
491
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:33,368
Want a drink?
492
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:34,392
No, I'm good.
493
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,344
Tequila, please.
494
00:26:37,413 --> 00:26:38,495
Two.
495
00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,632
How long have you
guys been together?
496
00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:44,396
Seven minutes? Eight?
Yeah, five minutes, good.
497
00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:46,420
You can speak up. It's okay.
498
00:26:46,488 --> 00:26:49,022
I have news for you.
She will spend $250...
499
00:26:49,091 --> 00:26:50,874
Oh, my God, she's
dying up there.
500
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:52,982
Yeah, and we don't
have to save her.
501
00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:54,244
Yeah.
502
00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:59,333
Look, you don't know me.
503
00:26:59,401 --> 00:27:01,685
A week before you started,
I got in a car accident.
504
00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:05,205
Wrecked my back, so I
took a couple of patches,
505
00:27:05,274 --> 00:27:06,706
might have been four.
506
00:27:06,775 --> 00:27:08,335
Yeah? Yeah.
507
00:27:09,695 --> 00:27:11,061
I took six.
508
00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:16,299
And I've never been to Haiti.
509
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,790
Finally! Thank you.
510
00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:26,059
That was funny.
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