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Previously on Nurse Jackie...
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Jackie around today?
Try the nurses' station.
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You stole $12,000
worth of Roxies off me.
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I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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You don't want to fuck with me.
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Vermin! God's
off his meds again.
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You are an angel.
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There's one boy.
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Columbia Pres., I
know everybody in HR.
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St. Luke's, I trained
more than half their staff.
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So there is pretty much
no place you can go
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where I can't be in
24 hours. Please stay.
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Kev showing up at work? I don't
know what you want me to do.
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I want him to know
that I work at All Saints.
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Call him and tell him you just lost
your job and you're looking for work
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in a downtown pharmacy.
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Eddie lost his job today.
Wow. I'm sorry to hear that.
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Thought maybe you'd
put in a word at All Saints.
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Yeah, sure. I'll see what I can
do. Yeah, see what you can do.
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You are stuck with me.
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You're up early. Wow, waffles?
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I made you a couple of sandwiches
from the chicken last night.
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They're in the fridge
if you want them.
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Nice.
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You're drinking tea?
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Yeah, taking a break from
coffee. Makes me buzzy.
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Good. That's good.
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Keep an eye on the bacon.
I'm gonna go wake up the girls.
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Aunt Tunie and
the pilot broke up.
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So he breaks up with
me while I'm still at work.
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What a fucking
butt knuckle. Tunie.
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"Fricking." Sorry, Kevin,
but it's an emotional story.
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What's a butt knuckle? I
couldn't tell you, honey.
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It's a pilot, Fi.
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I will kill you if you
ever date a pilot.
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Are you gonna
start crying again?
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So he breaks up with me via
text fricking message at work.
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And then he puts this
bullshit sad face at the end
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like that's somehow gonna
muffle the fricking blow, right?
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So I take advantage of the British
Air employee discount on drinks,
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but as everyone knows, the pussy
British executive lounge closes at 10:00.
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And you didn't want
to be alone. Exactly.
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So I downed four
more Black Russians,
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like, two or six
Heineken, whatever.
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And the next thing you
know, I'm at your door.
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What time did you get
in? Mmm, it was after 3:00.
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I just used my key and
crashed with the girls.
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She's done it before.
Yes, but in all fairness,
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I'm usually gone before
you guys even get up.
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I'm never scared. I just
pretend she's the tooth fairy.
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Well, Aunt Tunie was shitfaced.
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You sure you don't
want a plate? I'm good.
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Okay, girls, show's over.
Time for school. Let's go.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Aunt Tunie gave it
to me. Yeah. Oh...
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Shit.
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I'm sorry, Gracie. This
is all I've got left of him.
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But I'll buy you some
fancy shampoo later, okay?
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All right.
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Um, I forgot to tell you,
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I put in a good word for Eddie
at work. I think he's got a shot.
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Really? Yeah. Yeah.
It was no big deal.
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Thanks.
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Kevin told me everything.
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Are you okay? Yes.
What did he tell you?
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He told me that he and that snotty doctor
you work with did an intervention on you.
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And I told him, "Kevin,
interventions are just fucking rude."
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Yeah, we're... We're... We're good,
Tunie. Oh, no, of course you are.
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I mean, Kevin can
be so overly dramatic,
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you know, because of our
mother's drinking and that red wig.
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But what I'm saying is
if you ever need me to,
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you know, calm
him down about stuff,
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I'm so here and there for you.
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Thank you.
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On that note, I
need a favor. Okay.
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I was gonna move
in with the, um...
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Gave up my lease and everything.
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Can I crash here for a few days,
you know, just till I figure my shit out?
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Sure.
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Thank you. Okay.
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Do you want another
waffle? Oh, yes, please.
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Okay.
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I didn't know Kevin
had a baby sister.
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Yeah. Yeah, she's gonna
stay with us a couple days,
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which is good, I guess.
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Yeah, good for you.
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Company can, you know, help
take some of the pressure off.
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Yeah, that's true. Sure.
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Look, you know what?
This... This is fucked up. What?
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I can't stand when you
take me off the shelf like this.
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It's, uh... Bullshit.
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You throw me this crumb and
I'm hooked. It's fucking pathetic.
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I'm sorry, Eddie. I... I
don't know how to do this.
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If you need for us not
to be friends, I get it.
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You might want to call your
buddy Kevin, tell him you got the job.
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He's crazy about you, you know?
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This is weird. So fucking weird.
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We've got a young mother of two,
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fell six feet into an open
sidewalk cellar door.
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Massive internal bleeding.
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They need to get her into
surgery to determine the source.
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What's her name? Geela.
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She and her husband
David are very orthodox.
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Her parents are
reformed, very suburban.
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Dr. O'Hara is confabbing
with them now.
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She needs to get to
surgery. What's the holdup?
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Her orthodox
husband would prefer
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that she be moved to
their doctor at Beth Israel.
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Her parents want her
operated on immediately.
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Take the parents to the family
room. Keep the husband in here.
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Call ICU and have
them ready for her.
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Let's go.
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Don't touch my stuff.
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Turf wars. These two
were fighting over a corner.
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Who hasn't?
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The vendor over
here burned this guy,
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who then retaliated with
a shish-kebab skewer.
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Bon appetit!
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Right, I have a hot oil burn
and a facial puncture wound.
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I am feeling generous
today, Dr. Cooper.
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I'll go with the burn.
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Holy moly.
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What did he say?
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He said, "Dogs should shit
on you." O'HARA: Lovely.
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Sam, will you hold the
kebab still while I have a look?
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So, Thor... Hilarious.
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What?
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That's the first time in two years
you've gotten my name right.
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Not true.
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You call me sport, chief,
wegian and Grande D,
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which I assume
stands for big diabetic.
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Busted. New chapter, my friend.
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I hear you're really
good at fantasy football.
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Yeah, I am outstanding.
I need your help.
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Careful, Thor. He might
sleep with your boyfriend.
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Hi, I'm Jackie. Why is
everyone wasting time?
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I'm sorry, what's
your name? David.
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This is very simple. I
need to get her out of here.
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Okay, we're just trying to understand
why you don't want her treated here.
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Her doctor is at Beth Israel.
Why didn't they take her there?
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The EMTs just brought
her to the nearest hospital.
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She wants to go to Beth Israel.
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The problem is when a
patient has internal bleeding,
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it can be very dangerous
to transport them.
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I'm trying to speak for my wife.
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Are you sure you
want to do this?
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We made vows. We have beliefs.
They either mean everything or nothing.
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I don't understand,
Father. Ah, it's a snafu.
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A snafu? Yes.
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When All Saints built
a new addition in 1978,
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the hospital and its property were
rezoned for commercial purposes.
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As such, the chapel was
officially deconsecrated,
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which means that any
statuary, relics, et cetera,
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should have been removed
from the space in 1978.
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You want to
deconsecrate my chapel?
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According to the books, the
move date was scheduled,
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canceled and rescheduled
half a dozen times.
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You were here in 1978,
weren't you? What's your point?
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We need them back.
Can't have them.
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Look at it as you were
blessed with having them
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33 years longer than
you were supposed to.
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Bureaucrat to bureaucrat,
can't you just look the other way?
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No. Forgive me,
Father, but this is bullshit.
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Those statues belong here.
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Not according to the books.
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I know Michelle Obama.
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What? You heard me.
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Tuna on raisin bread.
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You remembered.
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Uh-huh. Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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You're such a dork. I know.
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Oh!
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Shit! It's my house key.
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Oh, Jesus!
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I think I... I think
I cracked a filling.
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Oh, boo, I'm so sorry. It was...
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You put a key in my sandwich?
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Yeah, it was my romantic way of asking
you to come over whenever you want.
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I saw it in a movie. This
is the next level, boo.
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Don't put stuff in
my food, Lenny.
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But it...
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Those are the parents? Yep.
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I'm not sure how to
maneuver this one.
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Yeah, I tried with the
husband. It's not happening.
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With the parents, who knows?
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May I? Please.
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Okay, so here's the deal.
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Geela's injuries
are life-threatening.
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We've already signed
off on the surgery. No.
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This can't happen here.
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This is about Geela, not
some goddamn superstition.
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She makes her own choices
now. You've turned her into a zealot.
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We're wasting time.
Please, move her.
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Well, she's too
delicate to transport.
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I have faith that
everything will be fine.
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You're standing on
ceremony at a time like this?
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Can you help me? GEELA'S FATHER:
If you want her to help, let them operate.
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You dragged her into
this cult. It's not a cult.
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This is not about what I want.
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This is about what I really
believe Geela would want.
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She doesn't know what she
wants since she married you.
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She adopted this life.
I didn't drag her into it.
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I'm trying to give her what
she wants. Why won't...
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She's my wife.
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Why won't any of
you help me do this?
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I will.
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Lenny, I need your
rig. I can't. I'm on a run.
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Drunk with a broken
leg in Madison Park.
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No, I need you to transport
a patient to Beth Israel.
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You got to do it right
now. My hands are tied.
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Dispatch won't allow a driver
to pull off an existing run.
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I don't have a lot
of time. Call 911.
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Are you fucking kidding me? No.
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I need you to send an ambulance
to All Saints emergency room.
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Ask for Jackie.
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Yes, I know how this sounds.
Get your asses here ASAP.
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I am Catholic.
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I could have this entire
conversation in Latin if you'd like.
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The removal of statues
breaks my heart, as well.
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What will you do with them?
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A storage facility on
Staten Island. Staten Island?
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Can you at least give me
a couple of extra weeks
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so that my staff can
say their goodbyes?
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I'll see to it personally
that the statues will stay
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till the last possible day.
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And I assure you that their removal
will be handled with reverence and care.
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Pillaging a hospital chapel,
nice work if you can get it.
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The ambulance is here.
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Would you tell them
to keep it down, please?
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They're freaking
out about their carts.
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If a vendor even abandons
his cart just for a second
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to take a piss, they
get fined like crazy.
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He's got three kids. He
won't recover. Follow me.
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Hey, keep it down!
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Tell them to give
me their phones.
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Scroll for home. Talk to the
families. Tell them to get the carts.
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00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:01,959
That's smart.
239
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,268
Yeah, you might have thought
of that one yourself, Sam.
240
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,600
Pardon me.
241
00:16:19,829 --> 00:16:21,195
Hey, man!
242
00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:23,297
Guys!
243
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,395
I don't have what
you're looking for.
244
00:16:55,464 --> 00:16:57,064
I come in peace.
245
00:17:00,837 --> 00:17:02,302
Walk with me?
246
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,699
Give me your wallet.
247
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:20,171
I'm going out for a cup of coffee.
If I end up dead, this guy did it.
248
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:28,161
You're popular here.
249
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:30,475
I know them from meetings.
250
00:17:30,499 --> 00:17:32,667
AA, NA.
251
00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:36,120
Relax, I'm a former drug
and alcohol counselor.
252
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,490
Former.
253
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,610
I got tired of pouring my life force into
people who weren't ready to get sober.
254
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,180
How compassionate.
255
00:17:46,249 --> 00:17:48,226
Usually people who succumbed
to bullshit interventions
256
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,763
who then tried to get sober
for all the wrong reasons.
257
00:17:50,787 --> 00:17:54,671
I burned out watching people
relapse after getting sober too soon.
258
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,769
So I decided to specialize.
259
00:17:56,793 --> 00:18:00,311
I'm the guy who helps
people bottom out,
260
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:03,397
find their all-time low by
supplying them with drugs
261
00:18:03,465 --> 00:18:07,218
and then supervising their
downward spiral for a hefty price.
262
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,247
That's repulsive. I take
people right to the edge
263
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,250
till they beg for sobriety.
264
00:18:12,274 --> 00:18:15,827
I trawl the rooms looking for
the weakest pie-eyed newbies
265
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,295
with 30, 60, 90
days of sobriety,
266
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,998
wait for them to relapse,
and then I make my move.
267
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,750
Why are you telling me this?
268
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:26,437
I'm tired of lightweights.
269
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:32,125
This belonged to that woman over
there. She hit 30 days. Not ready.
270
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:40,656
What I'm saying is if you
need my help, I'll be around.
271
00:18:43,739 --> 00:18:45,272
No, I'm good.
272
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:48,504
I've dealt with
addicts for 20 years.
273
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:52,579
You took drugs off a man
having an epileptic seizure.
274
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,315
New low. Well done.
275
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:04,709
Hypothetically,
276
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,689
how far am I from
hitting bottom?
277
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:08,833
Not even close.
278
00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:29,083
I got lives to save.
279
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:41,273
You got a minute for a snack?
280
00:19:41,297 --> 00:19:43,798
A smoke? Nope, sorry.
281
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,054
Come on, that could be us.
282
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,326
Mmm, mmm.
283
00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:52,372
Honestly, I'm just
swamped today.
284
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,408
Rain check? Yes.
285
00:19:54,476 --> 00:19:56,277
You okay? Yes, go.
286
00:19:58,747 --> 00:20:01,860
I don't even get fantasy football.
Then problem solved. Bye-bye.
287
00:20:03,352 --> 00:20:06,903
This just isn't any
fantasy football league.
288
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:11,525
It's all the hotshot doctors upstairs
who've always looked down on the ER.
289
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:14,595
It's five grand a
head. Five grand?
290
00:20:14,663 --> 00:20:18,132
And you're trying to bribe me
with a Quiznos combo meal?
291
00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:23,404
Come on, these guys are
assholes of the highest order.
292
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,035
Seriously, they're only letting me in
because they think I'm easy money.
293
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,387
And why should I help
you join a club of assholes?
294
00:20:28,411 --> 00:20:32,346
We win this, the ER earns
the respect it deserves.
295
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,851
They're no different than the
bullies I knew in the fourth grade,
296
00:20:36,919 --> 00:20:39,937
the ones who gave me
shit for having gay moms.
297
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,614
Dude, they called me Martina.
298
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,799
Oh, my God, you're so
much prettier than she is.
299
00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:53,200
Thank you.
300
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,238
I'll help you. Yeah!
301
00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:01,141
Thor is the man!
302
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,802
A doctor bought me lunch.
303
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:14,805
Carry on.
304
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:27,752
He put a key in
my sandwich. I see.
305
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:31,555
I saw that once in a movie. He
wants you to come over more.
306
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,193
God, I'm conflicted.
307
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:38,896
Go on.
308
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:46,771
It's like one minute I'm just crazy
about him, I want to rip his clothes off.
309
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:52,843
And the next I just want to
stab him in the neck with a fork.
310
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:55,032
I saw that once in a movie, too.
311
00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:59,817
It's not just that he
cracked my filling.
312
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:02,252
I just wish he would,
313
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:06,657
you know, slow
the fuck down, son.
314
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:09,860
You trust your gut.
Date other people.
315
00:22:14,016 --> 00:22:16,950
I confess I wanted
to ask you out.
316
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:21,805
Thanks,
317
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:24,157
but it'd be too much
pressure to date God.
318
00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:25,959
Good point.
319
00:22:46,682 --> 00:22:49,917
Fuck! What did you do?
320
00:22:49,985 --> 00:22:52,163
I gave Zoey a key
to my place. Nice.
321
00:22:52,187 --> 00:22:55,588
Then I cracked
her filling. Romantic.
322
00:22:55,658 --> 00:22:57,535
I put my key in
her sandwich and...
323
00:22:57,559 --> 00:22:59,794
Holy shit, Lenny. I know, right?
324
00:22:59,862 --> 00:23:02,546
Please help a bonehead out.
325
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,381
Stop trying to handcuff her.
326
00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,570
Give her some space, she
will make a beeline to you.
327
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,202
I just want to be with her.
328
00:23:09,271 --> 00:23:12,640
Then let her come to you. Suffocation
is not really much of a turn-on.
329
00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:13,791
Lenny, please.
330
00:23:17,112 --> 00:23:18,690
Stop it. Wait.
331
00:23:18,714 --> 00:23:20,625
Stop it. Wait, wait. Why?
332
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:24,184
You have enough kickers,
okay? You need more defense.
333
00:23:24,253 --> 00:23:28,155
A good offense is a
good defense, isn't it?
334
00:23:28,224 --> 00:23:31,791
Look, do you want
my help or not? I do.
335
00:23:31,861 --> 00:23:34,328
Okay, then here's the
rule, you don't get to type.
336
00:23:34,396 --> 00:23:36,441
You get to stand
there and look pretty.
337
00:23:36,465 --> 00:23:37,548
I can do that.
338
00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:46,356
Oh, no. No, you
don't. Not these two.
339
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,936
They're architectural
embellishments
340
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,443
that do not fall within
the scope of the chapel.
341
00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:51,745
Nice catch.
342
00:23:55,450 --> 00:23:56,917
Jesus Christ.
343
00:23:59,088 --> 00:24:02,322
I'm an idiot. A little bit.
344
00:24:02,391 --> 00:24:04,825
I don't mean to pressure you.
345
00:24:04,894 --> 00:24:09,897
I just love being with you, you
know, no matter what form that takes.
346
00:24:09,965 --> 00:24:13,818
I'm sorry if it felt
like I handcuffed you.
347
00:24:18,273 --> 00:24:20,357
What?
348
00:24:20,425 --> 00:24:24,928
At this very moment, I have
no desire to stab you in the neck.
349
00:24:24,997 --> 00:24:26,096
Cool.
350
00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:43,781
Really, Miss Barkow?
351
00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:48,234
Really? Really?
352
00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:56,593
Get a haircut!
353
00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:01,956
Where did you get this?
354
00:25:03,402 --> 00:25:05,852
I made it.
355
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,415
You have till the
count of three.
356
00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:08,505
One!
357
00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:13,543
Jesus.
358
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,341
We're just waiting
for my father.
359
00:26:01,410 --> 00:26:02,542
We're not open.
360
00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:07,514
No, we're here for Dad.
361
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:19,877
Mwah!
362
00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:21,956
I have to tell you
something. Okay.
363
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:24,414
Aunt Tunie's pilot needed space.
364
00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:26,583
Is that right? Yeah.
365
00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:29,837
What's a sugar daddy? That's
nice. Did you have dinner?
366
00:26:29,905 --> 00:26:32,439
Beer nuts and cherries.
367
00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:35,042
Thank you. For what?
368
00:26:35,110 --> 00:26:38,356
Hey, girls, Aunt Tunie is going to
stay with us for a couple of weeks.
369
00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:40,047
Weeks?
370
00:26:40,115 --> 00:26:41,665
You're good with that, right?
371
00:26:41,734 --> 00:26:43,634
Yeah, yeah, it's fine with me.
372
00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:46,314
We shouldn't have to check in with
each other about every little thing.
373
00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:50,006
This is going to
be so good for us.
374
00:26:50,075 --> 00:26:52,909
I saw your friend Eddie
at work today. He called.
375
00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:54,639
Thanks again. Yeah.
376
00:26:54,663 --> 00:26:57,063
Eddie, that's the one you
want me to go out with, right?
377
00:26:57,132 --> 00:27:01,068
I don't know. Just a thought.
The last one broke his heart.
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