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Third day of high school, and I,
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Victor Knudsen, was hit by an epidemic.
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And we're not talking about your
everyday epidemic like chicken pox.
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Or the flu. Nope, we're talking
a case of total, incurable...
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"Anya-itis".
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Hello, gorgeous.
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It's not so much the fact
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that she's the most beautiful
girl in the history of the world.
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It's that... well...
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- Whassup, ladies?
- Hey, Peter!
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Why don't you boys
go park my precious?
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Sure thing, Peter.
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If you scratch her, you die.
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Open house this evening.
Please come by.
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Nothing feels quite like expensive wheels.
Not even sex.
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You ladies should stop by Nick
and Ernie's party tonight.
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It's gonna be off the hook.
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Especially you mama.
I'll make sure you're on the VIP list.
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Take a hike, losers.
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They'd never set foot
at your retarded little party.
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Yo, Vic!
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Hey, Vic!
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Is he even alive?
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Come on, this is your big chance.
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Never mind the fact that she's the
world's most unattainable girl.
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And that's... maybe her boyfriend.
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Just walk on up to her and invite
her to Ernie's party tonight.
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So what if she's a Senior?
Nothing. It means nothing.
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Oh my god, what a smile!
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I don't think we've been introduced.
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Huh, no we haven't.
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Those eyes...
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My name's Vic...
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"Viccup"?
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That sure looks like your
geek brother trying to score.
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How freaking stupid can you
be, trying to score a Senior?
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Must run in the family.
You wrote Paris Hilton, didn't you?
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She's not a Senior now, is she?
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Besides, she's much more mature
than high school chicks.
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Right.
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We could make the catastrophic
film of the century
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about Victor and Anya.
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"What not to do when one
wants to get some ass".
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We're gonna win Sundance!
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You do the directing,
I'll cast the floozies.
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- Score!
- Yeah!
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I think Esmeralda is just about ready...
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Adios, mamacita.
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Now there's pussy in the air, boys.
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- She sure does slide nicely.
- Why Esmeralda?
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We can name her Anya if you prefer.
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What do you think Ernest?
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This is America.
We can all dream, right?
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- Do you think she'll come?
- Not the first few times.
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Victor, my man, she's a Senior.
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You'd have a better chance
trying to score Angelina Jolie.
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I don't exactly think she walks
around dreaming about a 15 year old
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who's never had any,
except his own right hand.
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- Get lost, you little rug rat!
- Alright, fine. I'll leave.
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I'm sorry,
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I thought you were my hideous little
brother and his stupid camera.
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I don't think Brian looks
this great in a dress.
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Very sexy. You're out for some
trouble tonight, aren't you?
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- Aren't I always?
- Yeah.
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- Anya's bedroom, take four.
- Marker!
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Brian and Zack, that's it!!
Get the hell out of my room!
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One more time from the top, Sis.
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And maybe you could lose
the bathrobe in this take?
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Out now!
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Keep that expression, Anya.
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You're totally challenging
Uma Thurman in Kill Bill!
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Get out! Scram!
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Come on Anya, get dressed.
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The Froshes are having a
party and we're crashing it!
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What, Freshmen?
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Sure you'll fit right in.
They don't have sex either.
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Thanks.
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- Hey, Ernie!
- What's up, baby?
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No sandals next time, buddy.
We're running a classy joint here.
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Luckily, I'm in a good mood. Hello.
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Wearing dancing shoes.
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So, have you seen her yet?
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If you are referring to your lady
friend Anya, she was just here.
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- I told her to take a hike.
- You did what?
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She didn't have an invitation, man.
What do you want from me?
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But she doesn't, she doesn't need a...a...
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Bu, bu, but...
Okay, geez, I'm just joking.
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That broad has totally
ruined your sense of humor.
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Madames, proceed to
the Garden of Eden.
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Nice!
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Yo, this place is packed with hotties.
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Forget about Anya and just
grab whatever you can get.
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Which isn't a whole lot,
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but, you know, there's gotta
be someone desperate enough.
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Man, you are a lost cause. Go make
sure Ernie's still standing, will you?
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Come on, lets just try to
get into Avalon instead.
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Peter just texted me and said
it'd be happening tonight.
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Peter should just be happy you
are practicing on some toddlers.
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Thanks for the confidence.
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- Are you still scared?
- Of what?
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Of actually doing it with Peter.
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No.
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I mean, when we're alone together
he's really nice,
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and he says all the right
things, it's just...
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Anya, if you don't wanna do
it, you shouldn't do it.
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I do want to, I'm ready!
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I don't know. I guess I'm just
not sure if he's the right one.
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Listen, you can't just throw away
a woman's greatest treasure,
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just because he wants you to.
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You have to wait for
your one true love.
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The one you're gonna marry.
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- What was that?
- It's in the Bible.
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You guys ever hear of role playing?
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You got it, doll.
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Two of Ernie's famous home juice.
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Get lost girls, Hanna Montana
starts in 5 minutes.
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What was that?
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Hi...
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Such a lovely dress
you're wearing, Anya.
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Nice fabric. They don't make
them like that anymore.
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I just bought it, so I guess they do.
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Okay, Tom Ford, fashion week is over.
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- I'm Victor.
- Hi.
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Are you coming or what?
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It's the nicest dress
I've seen all night.
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Okay.
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That freshie really liked your dress.
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Hey, let's make a bet,
whoever gets a freshie hooked first,
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has to pick up the tab
later on at Avalon.
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You're on.
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It's the nicest dress
I've seen all night?
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That's the dumbest thing
I've said in my entire life!
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Ooooh!
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Freak out time!
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Just, just, just walk
up to her and say
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"Anya, baby, let's, let's groove.
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I got some... R-rated moves for ya."
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Dude, what are you doing in here, boy?
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Okay. Don't mind me.
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Hey, come on, close the
door, it's not that big.
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Or, is it?
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Come on, you guys, walk!
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You can do it.
One foot after the other.
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Don't tell me you're
talking to your feet, Vic?
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- No, I, I....
- Just go on up to her, man. Come on.
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Just do it, Vic.
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Do it, man,
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Here comes your lover boy to
comment on your dress again.
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I sense your credit card's
gonna hit the limit tonight.
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Victor, my man, you obviously
have something important to say.
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I'm, I'm sorry, what was that?
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Any hiccup experts in the house?
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I know a good trick.
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Come on, you've tortured
Victor long enough.
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So Victor, do you want me to try
to fix these hiccups of yours?
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I'll give you a great, big kiss if
you can do one more hiccup for me.
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Victor?
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Victor?
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Victor!
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So, what will it be, big boy?
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Go, buddy!
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I, I can't do it.
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But the most important thing is that
your hiccups are cured, right?
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Guess I'm stuck paying
the tab tonight.
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That's the price you have to pay
for having such a "lovely dress".
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- Hey, I got the hiccups too!
- No, no, no, no, I do!
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She would have kissed me!
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Zachary Jaaaaaaaaames!!!!
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That's my name, don't wear it out.
I got the copyright, lady.
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You know I can't stand spiders!
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Then it's a good thing
it's made out of licorice.
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Where did I go wrong?
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- When you and Dad were getting....
- Yes, thank you, young man.
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Sounds like you woke
up your mom, Zachary.
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- Good morning.
- Hi, Dad.
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What about Victor? Is he up yet?
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The old booze hound is hung over.
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Oh, don't be silly.
Your brother doesn't drink.
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Yeah, and I don't dig girls over 18.
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Victor, breakfast is ready!
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Oh, good morning.
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So son, any nice-looking
girls there last night?
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- Yeah, did you get any pussy?
- Zachary!
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You need to use a different
language, young man!
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Yes, Mom.
Hizole consigue coño?
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Did you get to bump into any big jugs?
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Stop it!
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Back in my day, we called them melons.
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Christian!
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Well, some people did,
but, no, no, not me.
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You know, I better get back to work.
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- Oh, don't forget this one.
- Thank you, son.
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See you.
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So, what kind of trouble are you
boys planning on getting into today?
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Nothing out of the ordinary,
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Maybe knock over a liquor
store, hit the titty bar.
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Oh, that's great!
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Hey, Mom, did anyone call?
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No. Who would have called?
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Oh, I don't know.
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What if she's crazy about me,
but just doesn't know it yet?
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In theory she already kissed me.
It's all subconscious.
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She even smiled at me this morning.
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Anya's the type who'd smile
at a child molester.
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If she likes you so much, why don't
you go over and talk to her?
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Well, she's sitting
with all the Seniors.
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What about that smart-ass Peter?
Is she dating him or what?
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No, I'm sure they're just
really good friends.
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Is Victor Knudsen really
gonna go down in history
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as the Kentucky fried chicken who
didn't dare fight for his own woman?
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You're right.
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No, time out, time out. Are you sure
there are no hiccups on their way up?
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I got it covered.
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I didn't drink a single sip
of water today, or yesterday.
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Good luck, Titanic!
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Can't you faint from dehydration?
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What's up ladies?
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Is this Candid Camera or did you
just say "what's up ladies"?
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I just wanted to say how great
it was to see you at the party.
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Me and my dress?
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Don't you know little Freshmen
aren't allowed at the Senior table?
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Last I checked there was
no reservation sign.
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Listen, you punk, I don't know
what you're trying to pull here,
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but don't ever talk to
any of us ever again
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or I'll split your skull in two!
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Go buy yourself a Hershey's kiss, kid.
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No one in their right mind would
ever give such a loser one for free.
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- Nice one!
- Huh? You like that? Like that?
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Well done.
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"Go buy yourself a
Hershey's kiss, kid".
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- Hurry up.
- Relax already.
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Check the stalls, will ya?
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Clear. Make this quick.
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I seem to remember you never liked
it when I was too quick about it.
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00:20:06,307 --> 00:20:11,348
Look, I'm sick and tired of Anya and
her unspoiled, virgin bullshit.
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What is she trying to prove?
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Don't worry, she knows she
can't graduate a virgin.
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She said that?
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She said she wants to do it soon,
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and I told her the best way is to do it
with someone with experience.
243
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,318
Someone who know's what he's doing.
244
00:20:27,451 --> 00:20:29,740
Thanks for the compliment.
Can't you...
245
00:20:29,954 --> 00:20:31,578
Prepare her a bit?
246
00:20:31,789 --> 00:20:35,158
- Prepare her, are you crazy?!
- Just give her a few tips.
247
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,701
I'm going to her house on Wednesday
while her parents are playing Bridge.
248
00:20:37,919 --> 00:20:40,327
Seriously Peter, that's
between you two.
249
00:20:40,547 --> 00:20:44,331
I wanna see my girl happy and
I am not pushing her to do it.
250
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,513
It was a lot easier with
you back in the day.
251
00:20:52,725 --> 00:20:54,599
All it took was a ride in
the Precious Junior
252
00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:56,850
and a twenty buck dinner.
253
00:20:57,062 --> 00:21:00,431
Besides, when I've had Anya too,
you girls can finally discuss sex.
254
00:21:00,649 --> 00:21:03,270
So, I guess I'll basically
be doing you a favor.
255
00:21:03,485 --> 00:21:05,145
Chupa mi verga.
256
00:21:05,362 --> 00:21:07,817
Keep talking dirty, baby.
257
00:21:13,369 --> 00:21:17,283
Okay, Casanova. So you're gonna
tell this girl you barely know
258
00:21:17,498 --> 00:21:20,582
that she shouldn't sleep with her
boyfriend even though she wants to?
259
00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:25,253
Well, he's not really her boyfriend.
But... yeah.
260
00:21:25,464 --> 00:21:27,954
- Great plan, Vic.
- lt's not so bad.
261
00:21:29,259 --> 00:21:33,173
- Ah, God, you're so young.
- But Peter doesn't love her!
262
00:21:33,388 --> 00:21:36,175
So? When did that become
mandatory for love making?
263
00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:39,675
Come on guys, her house
isn't that far away.
264
00:21:40,853 --> 00:21:43,426
- Hancock Park.
- Oh, that's a rich neighborhood.
265
00:21:43,647 --> 00:21:46,399
Yeah, I bought the address off Zack.
He's friends with her little brother.
266
00:21:46,608 --> 00:21:49,064
Doesn't that make you two
practically related?
267
00:21:49,464 --> 00:21:52,664
- Woah!
- Woah!
268
00:21:52,777 --> 00:21:55,032
Yo, the girl that your in love with
269
00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:58,119
happens just to be your cousin,
270
00:21:58,327 --> 00:22:01,412
Oh, doesn't that hurt
a little buzzing...
271
00:22:01,622 --> 00:22:04,539
Going around in your
little wedgie stomach.
272
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:08,368
I can't believe your feelings
just took a plummet.
273
00:22:12,382 --> 00:22:15,217
I can't rap, man, but
I'm doing it for you!
274
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,041
It's right there.
275
00:22:17,262 --> 00:22:19,931
- Wow!
- Oooohhh!
276
00:22:23,726 --> 00:22:27,510
Damn! Your future wife is loaded!
277
00:22:29,189 --> 00:22:34,184
You guys stay here. I'll handle this.
278
00:22:35,695 --> 00:22:37,355
Heads up, Vic!
279
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:41,490
- Hi, Victor!
- Hey there, Anya.
280
00:22:42,619 --> 00:22:44,278
So, how about that?
281
00:22:44,495 --> 00:22:47,069
- It's almost Wednesday, huh?
- Yeah, I guess so.
282
00:22:47,290 --> 00:22:48,748
You live around here?
283
00:22:48,958 --> 00:22:53,370
Uh, yeah, yeah. Um... no.
284
00:22:53,796 --> 00:22:56,915
- Here, ah, let me get those.
- Thanks.
285
00:22:57,132 --> 00:22:59,623
So, ah, what's up with all the cans?
286
00:22:59,843 --> 00:23:01,218
Huh?
287
00:23:03,013 --> 00:23:04,127
Hi Anya!
288
00:23:04,347 --> 00:23:09,092
Well, we're turning great profits
from the party by selling them.
289
00:23:10,102 --> 00:23:11,347
I didn't know you were
such a business man.
290
00:23:11,562 --> 00:23:13,270
Oh, yeah, sure.
291
00:23:13,481 --> 00:23:17,063
You know, me and old Billy Gates, ha.
292
00:23:17,609 --> 00:23:18,854
Let the profits go to charity.
293
00:23:19,319 --> 00:23:23,233
China, Af-Africa, Ca-California...
294
00:23:26,326 --> 00:23:30,952
- So, it's almost Wednesday, huh?
- You said that already.
295
00:23:31,164 --> 00:23:34,248
I did, I did, yeah.
That must make it a fact then.
296
00:23:35,459 --> 00:23:39,042
Look, I came to tell you, um...
I wanted to ask you...
297
00:23:43,467 --> 00:23:44,925
You know my little
brother Zack, right?
298
00:23:45,135 --> 00:23:47,708
He's friends with your little
brother. Small world, huh? Ha, ha.
299
00:23:48,638 --> 00:23:50,796
So Zack's your little brother.
300
00:23:51,015 --> 00:23:52,807
Is that a good thing, or?
301
00:23:54,394 --> 00:23:59,600
Yeah, yeah, he is. Good old Zackie,
he's a real... bro.
302
00:24:00,024 --> 00:24:01,815
Victor, is everything alright?
303
00:24:02,026 --> 00:24:08,110
Hell, no. Yeah! Yeah, yeah,
everything's just... dandy.
304
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:11,569
- Well, I gotta get going.
- Are you going to Peter's? Or...
305
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:17,910
No, I actually have
an interview at USC.
306
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:22,375
I'm really nervous.
307
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:25,626
Do, do I look alright?
308
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,502
You look... beautiful.
309
00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:36,096
Cool. I, I mean, thank you.
310
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,724
I'll see you later, Victor.
311
00:24:49,945 --> 00:24:53,989
Oh, and I really don't want you to
sleep with Peter on Wednesday.
312
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,109
Come...
313
00:24:57,786 --> 00:24:58,735
I don't...
314
00:25:01,289 --> 00:25:02,202
Come on, what?
315
00:25:07,795 --> 00:25:10,547
It's a great opening.
We need to make it juicier, though.
316
00:25:10,756 --> 00:25:12,215
Not to worry. That's under control.
317
00:25:13,801 --> 00:25:16,718
Victor's going to a party on Saturday.
318
00:25:16,928 --> 00:25:19,087
Anya would be delighted to see Victor,
319
00:25:19,306 --> 00:25:22,010
Saturday, September 10th at 3 PM,
320
00:25:22,225 --> 00:25:26,223
for her 18th birthday celebration.
3 PM.
321
00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:28,477
That's an hour after all
the grown-ups arrive.
322
00:25:28,689 --> 00:25:30,682
I like where your head's at.
323
00:25:32,943 --> 00:25:33,857
One question gentlemen.
324
00:25:34,069 --> 00:25:38,114
The invasion of Normandy is what?
325
00:25:38,323 --> 00:25:40,280
Took place when? Lead by whom?
326
00:25:40,492 --> 00:25:44,240
Sorry, Mein Fräulein, that's
three questions, not one.
327
00:25:45,789 --> 00:25:49,323
D-day, 6th of June 1944.
328
00:25:49,542 --> 00:25:50,953
General Eisenhower.
329
00:25:51,169 --> 00:25:53,624
Damn, you ought to teach that shit!
330
00:25:53,838 --> 00:25:58,215
Yes. And you ought to get down
to the principal's office. Now!
331
00:25:58,425 --> 00:26:01,711
- Herut!
- Ooo!
332
00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:07,095
It's only an overnight trip, right?
333
00:26:07,309 --> 00:26:08,304
Yeah. So, I'm not gonna pass.
334
00:26:08,518 --> 00:26:12,101
- So it's Wednesday.
- Yeah.
335
00:26:14,232 --> 00:26:15,642
I can't believe that.
336
00:26:15,858 --> 00:26:16,889
Yeah in Study Hall.
337
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:20,029
I'm sorry we can't
help you out tonight.
338
00:26:21,405 --> 00:26:22,947
Yeah.
339
00:26:25,701 --> 00:26:27,029
Ernie...
340
00:26:28,286 --> 00:26:31,073
Sorry, we gotta bounce.
341
00:26:31,831 --> 00:26:33,824
The Lakers await us.
342
00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:37,669
You gonna be okay.
343
00:26:41,257 --> 00:26:43,498
Good luck, Vic.
344
00:26:52,225 --> 00:26:56,353
This Napa Pinot
is elegantly smooth,
345
00:26:56,563 --> 00:26:59,398
full bodied, with a hint of blueberry.
346
00:27:00,691 --> 00:27:03,692
And it has an exquisite nose.
347
00:27:09,533 --> 00:27:10,446
Cheers, darling.
348
00:27:11,201 --> 00:27:12,779
Cheers.
349
00:27:22,754 --> 00:27:25,209
I think it tastes a little stale.
350
00:27:25,423 --> 00:27:27,083
Stale?
351
00:27:28,759 --> 00:27:31,630
- I'll give you stale! Huh?
- What? Nooo! Nooo!
352
00:27:31,845 --> 00:27:32,675
Huh? Huh?
353
00:27:32,888 --> 00:27:34,596
What? Huh?
354
00:27:34,806 --> 00:27:36,716
Seriously! Stop!
355
00:27:51,697 --> 00:27:52,610
Your turn.
356
00:27:53,365 --> 00:27:57,279
- I'm actually a little cold.
- I'll keep you warm.
357
00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:09,620
What the hell?
358
00:28:12,675 --> 00:28:14,169
We'll pretend like no one's home.
359
00:28:14,385 --> 00:28:17,006
Oh, no, no, no, let me just
go check it out really quick.
360
00:28:24,728 --> 00:28:25,890
Hi, Anya.
361
00:28:26,646 --> 00:28:29,481
Hey, what are you doing here?
362
00:28:29,691 --> 00:28:33,819
Well, call me a mama's boy, but I
promised I would pick up Zack.
363
00:28:34,028 --> 00:28:37,278
He's not here.
Brian's with my parents playing Bridge.
364
00:28:38,199 --> 00:28:41,034
Really? You sure you don't have
him hiding in here somewhere?
365
00:28:42,828 --> 00:28:45,829
What the hell is hiccups doing here?
366
00:28:46,039 --> 00:28:48,708
Ah, I just swung by to
pick up my kid brother.
367
00:28:48,917 --> 00:28:51,324
But apparently he's not here.
368
00:28:51,544 --> 00:28:53,501
Why in the world would
your brother be here?
369
00:28:53,713 --> 00:28:54,876
He's friends with Brian.
370
00:28:55,089 --> 00:28:56,418
Exactly.
371
00:28:57,383 --> 00:29:00,170
Well, I hope I'm not
disturbing anything?
372
00:29:01,095 --> 00:29:04,179
Not anything we can't get back to.
373
00:29:05,307 --> 00:29:08,391
- Well, I guess you better be going.
- Peter, don't be rude!
374
00:29:08,602 --> 00:29:11,686
No, I'll, I'll leave
you two to do it...
375
00:29:12,772 --> 00:29:14,101
to it!
376
00:29:15,108 --> 00:29:16,685
See you later, Victor.
377
00:29:16,901 --> 00:29:18,645
Time for bed.
Kindergarten starts early.
378
00:29:18,861 --> 00:29:21,150
What? Huh...
379
00:29:27,578 --> 00:29:32,038
Okay. Where were we? Oh, yeah.
380
00:29:42,091 --> 00:29:46,919
Yeah, right there. Right there.
Yeah! You feel that? It's pectorals.
381
00:29:56,438 --> 00:29:58,976
Feel those pectorals, baby?
It's muscle.
382
00:30:00,317 --> 00:30:03,068
- What the hell is this?
- I guess tonight isn't our night.
383
00:30:04,821 --> 00:30:06,730
No shit, Sherlock!
384
00:30:14,121 --> 00:30:14,821
Victor?!
385
00:30:15,039 --> 00:30:19,617
I'm really sorry to bother you,
but I can't find my wallet.
386
00:30:19,835 --> 00:30:22,207
So I was trying to back track
my night, and I thought,
387
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:26,632
well, I couldn't possibly
have left it here, could I?
388
00:30:26,841 --> 00:30:29,130
Unless you threw the thing through
the door when we weren't looking!
389
00:30:29,343 --> 00:30:31,087
You, you didn't come in really.
390
00:30:32,013 --> 00:30:34,301
That's true.
391
00:30:40,103 --> 00:30:41,895
Is there something going on
that I don't know about?
392
00:30:42,105 --> 00:30:43,730
Do you drop by several
times every night?
393
00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:46,265
- No.
- Of course not.
394
00:30:46,860 --> 00:30:48,520
Are you trying to cock
block me or something?
395
00:30:48,736 --> 00:30:50,943
Look, I,
I hope you find your wallet.
396
00:30:51,155 --> 00:30:52,234
Thanks.
397
00:30:52,448 --> 00:30:54,322
Let's see, your little
brother, your wallet,
398
00:30:54,534 --> 00:30:56,573
Is there anything else
you want us to check for?
399
00:30:58,829 --> 00:31:00,786
Nope. I think that's about it.
400
00:31:00,998 --> 00:31:02,456
Great!
401
00:31:05,961 --> 00:31:06,874
You alright?
402
00:31:07,087 --> 00:31:08,285
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
403
00:31:08,505 --> 00:31:12,882
I'm fine, I'm fine...
Unless it wouldn't be too much trouble...
404
00:31:13,509 --> 00:31:15,751
Could I get a glass of milk?
405
00:31:17,930 --> 00:31:21,264
Whole milk. My personal favorite.
406
00:31:21,475 --> 00:31:26,018
Lots of energy. Tasty, yet...
407
00:31:26,271 --> 00:31:28,228
Whole.
408
00:31:43,287 --> 00:31:44,485
More?
409
00:31:44,705 --> 00:31:48,074
Ah, what the hell.
The night's still young. Fill me up.
410
00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:15,935
Well, thanks for the drink.
411
00:32:16,151 --> 00:32:17,894
You sure you don't want more?
412
00:32:18,111 --> 00:32:20,566
They say to drink a full gallon
when you're still growing.
413
00:32:20,780 --> 00:32:24,398
Naa, I shouldn't. Biking.
414
00:32:25,952 --> 00:32:28,028
I'll put this bad boy in the dishwasher.
Make myself useful.
415
00:32:28,245 --> 00:32:30,368
- No, that's not necessary, Victor.
- I got it.
416
00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:38,792
- Where do the dishes go?
- I'll take care of it! Useless!
417
00:32:39,423 --> 00:32:41,332
Guess I better be going!
418
00:32:42,217 --> 00:32:45,134
Thanks for stopping by, and if you
need a bedtime story or get hungry...
419
00:32:45,970 --> 00:32:48,591
- Do it at home. Okay?!
- Okay.
420
00:32:48,806 --> 00:32:51,095
- See you later.
- Much, much later!
421
00:32:51,934 --> 00:32:53,808
Jesus, God!
422
00:32:55,145 --> 00:32:57,553
I don't believe that kid!
423
00:32:57,773 --> 00:33:01,224
I bet you in five minutes he'll want
to borrow 3 eggs for a cup cake.
424
00:33:01,443 --> 00:33:03,151
Oh, he's not that bad.
425
00:33:03,361 --> 00:33:04,275
"What's up, ladies?
426
00:33:04,487 --> 00:33:07,607
My name is Victor. I'm a mama's boy
picking up my little brother!"
427
00:33:08,867 --> 00:33:11,737
I think he's sweet,
in his own dorky way.
428
00:33:11,953 --> 00:33:15,037
Sweet? Oh. I'll show you sweet.
429
00:33:25,424 --> 00:33:27,630
I only play to win, Roger.
430
00:33:28,677 --> 00:33:32,544
All I'm saying is, if I
open with two diamonds...
431
00:33:32,764 --> 00:33:36,298
It isn't particularly intelligent
of you to call "no trumps".
432
00:33:36,517 --> 00:33:39,352
I mean for God's sake,
there weren't any more spades!
433
00:33:39,562 --> 00:33:40,890
It's called bluffing, my darling.
434
00:33:41,105 --> 00:33:43,181
You saw it for yourself, they
had no idea what I was doing.
435
00:33:43,399 --> 00:33:44,312
Well, neither did I!
436
00:33:44,525 --> 00:33:46,683
They're probably perking
like pigs right now.
437
00:33:46,902 --> 00:33:49,060
Watch your language, young man!
438
00:33:55,243 --> 00:33:58,362
You know, maybe we should
ring the bell, just in case.
439
00:33:58,579 --> 00:34:01,284
We are the ones who
live here, are we not?
440
00:34:01,499 --> 00:34:03,740
Yeah, remember when your mother
and father walked in on us?
441
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:06,248
We were on the kitchen counter...
442
00:34:07,838 --> 00:34:09,546
I'm gonna ring. I'm gonna ring.
443
00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,544
That's it, you cock
blocking son of a bitch!
444
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:18,549
No more Anya to stand
between you and my fist!
445
00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:22,928
Why don't you fuck off so
I can finally fuck her!!!
446
00:34:27,106 --> 00:34:29,644
Mr. and Mrs. Benton. Hi.
447
00:34:31,151 --> 00:34:33,607
We were just doing some homework.
448
00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:35,813
Drama.
449
00:34:39,284 --> 00:34:42,119
You wanna put your shirt on?
450
00:34:43,329 --> 00:34:44,325
How was Bridge?
451
00:34:44,539 --> 00:34:48,287
You're right.
Peter's facial expression is priceless!
452
00:34:49,376 --> 00:34:52,745
I know, the sunglass cam was
definitely a good investment.
453
00:34:52,963 --> 00:34:55,252
Especially with the stuff of
my dad cheating in Bridge too.
454
00:34:55,465 --> 00:34:58,170
Yeah, that will make us
a nice blackmail payoff.
455
00:34:58,385 --> 00:35:00,461
So, what do you think
we'll make on this film?
456
00:35:00,679 --> 00:35:02,718
A couple hundred million at least.
457
00:35:02,931 --> 00:35:05,766
That's what those French folks got
from the animal video on YouPorn.
458
00:35:05,975 --> 00:35:08,548
Oh, the one with the porcupine
and the giraffe screwing?
459
00:35:08,769 --> 00:35:12,601
Dude! And those are mammals.
We're getting people!
460
00:35:12,815 --> 00:35:16,397
- People are mammals, stupid.
- Whatever.
461
00:35:30,289 --> 00:35:32,531
Benton residence, talk to me, bitch.
462
00:35:33,501 --> 00:35:36,537
Hi. It's Victor. Is Anya there?
463
00:35:36,754 --> 00:35:38,960
It's Victor. He's actually buying it.
464
00:35:40,174 --> 00:35:42,499
Well, she's out taking a dump.
465
00:35:44,553 --> 00:35:46,213
Are you coming to her birthday party?
466
00:35:46,429 --> 00:35:48,505
I know she really wants to see you.
467
00:35:48,723 --> 00:35:51,641
Really? Yeah, I'd love to come.
468
00:35:51,851 --> 00:35:54,057
Do you know what kind of
present she would like?
469
00:35:54,937 --> 00:35:56,894
The idiot wants to know what
she wants for her birthday!
470
00:36:06,740 --> 00:36:09,990
Well Vic, if you really wanna
make my sister happy,
471
00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:12,194
you'll buy her a tarantula.
472
00:36:12,412 --> 00:36:14,950
She's wanted one of those
things since she was little.
473
00:36:18,126 --> 00:36:20,877
A tarantula? Really?
474
00:36:21,087 --> 00:36:22,462
Hell, yeah.
475
00:36:22,671 --> 00:36:25,341
She's always dreamt of having a
wrestling match between her lizard
476
00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:27,590
and one of them black, hairy beasts.
477
00:36:27,801 --> 00:36:31,501
I didn't even know she had a lizard.
478
00:36:31,721 --> 00:36:33,631
Alright. Thanks for the tip.
479
00:36:38,811 --> 00:36:40,555
Are you sure you guys are related?
480
00:36:40,772 --> 00:36:43,808
I know! How can anyone be that thick?
481
00:36:46,402 --> 00:36:50,779
It balances the color.
That's what you gotta do, honey.
482
00:36:51,323 --> 00:36:52,354
Hey!
483
00:36:53,158 --> 00:36:54,438
Do you guys happen to know
484
00:36:54,659 --> 00:36:58,159
if tarantulas are like,
really deadly poisonous?
485
00:36:58,371 --> 00:37:01,325
- Why, did you see one?!
- No. No, I was just curious.
486
00:37:02,417 --> 00:37:05,168
They are one of the most dangerous
of all spiders, Victor.
487
00:37:05,378 --> 00:37:07,619
- If you see one, do not touch it!
- No.
488
00:37:08,964 --> 00:37:12,333
- What's in the bag, son?
- Just some homework.
489
00:37:12,551 --> 00:37:13,381
Wow!
490
00:37:13,594 --> 00:37:16,001
- He's so cool. Let's keep him!
- We can't keep him.
491
00:37:16,221 --> 00:37:19,257
Mom will go ballistic if she found
out we had a tarantula in the house.
492
00:37:19,474 --> 00:37:22,226
Besides, it's a present for Anya.
493
00:37:24,729 --> 00:37:27,302
- Let's name him Hugo.
- Don't piss him off.
494
00:37:27,523 --> 00:37:31,141
- Let's find a dog and feed it.
- They don't eat dogs, you idiot!
495
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:35,571
The big ones do. The Turners down
the street, they own a Chihuahua.
496
00:37:35,781 --> 00:37:37,987
- Zack, where are you?
- Mom! Mom! Get the door!
497
00:37:42,037 --> 00:37:43,235
Zack!
498
00:37:47,083 --> 00:37:49,122
Zachary James!
499
00:37:49,335 --> 00:37:50,117
What the hell?
500
00:37:51,546 --> 00:37:54,333
I guess he's stronger than we thought.
And hungrier...
501
00:37:54,548 --> 00:37:57,585
Oh, no! No, no, no, no.
We have to find him now!
502
00:37:58,427 --> 00:37:59,755
Where are you?
503
00:38:01,263 --> 00:38:02,294
Zach!
504
00:38:03,265 --> 00:38:04,510
Arrrhhhh.
505
00:38:05,642 --> 00:38:06,638
You're such a wimp.
506
00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:08,346
Whatever you're doing,
young man, don't!
507
00:38:08,561 --> 00:38:09,676
Zach!
508
00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:12,102
Get up! Get up! Get up!
509
00:38:13,566 --> 00:38:15,190
- Oh, you're in here.
- Hi, Mom.
510
00:38:15,401 --> 00:38:19,233
- How are you today?
- Zachary, what did you do this time?
511
00:38:20,197 --> 00:38:24,491
Nothing at all, Mom.
I'm just helping Victor with his homework.
512
00:38:24,701 --> 00:38:27,536
You know, WWII and stuff.
Great war.
513
00:38:28,914 --> 00:38:30,705
Is something wrong, Victor?
514
00:38:30,915 --> 00:38:32,196
You look a little worried.
515
00:38:32,417 --> 00:38:36,580
Ah, no, no, no, I just,
have a stomach ache.
516
00:38:36,796 --> 00:38:38,705
Does it hurt bad?
Do you want some yogurt?
517
00:38:38,923 --> 00:38:41,544
- Oh, I'm alright. It'll pass.
- We ate three packs of cream puffs.
518
00:38:41,759 --> 00:38:43,383
Well, no wonder!
519
00:38:43,594 --> 00:38:46,464
You have to eat something
more substantial.
520
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:50,049
That's what I kept telling Vic
here, but he kept insisting.
521
00:38:50,267 --> 00:38:54,050
I love cream puffs. What time is it?
522
00:38:54,270 --> 00:38:57,971
Oh, my God, it's already 5.30.
523
00:38:58,191 --> 00:39:01,891
I'm gonna start dinner shortly.
You boys better be able to eat something.
524
00:39:02,111 --> 00:39:03,985
We will.
525
00:39:05,823 --> 00:39:11,113
And it was freezing
cold in Stalingrad.
526
00:39:11,328 --> 00:39:13,783
The soldiers had bare feet...
527
00:39:13,997 --> 00:39:17,200
as they walked... where?
528
00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:19,623
That's question number 8.
529
00:39:20,628 --> 00:39:23,499
It'll make an awesome scene
when he gives it to her.
530
00:39:23,714 --> 00:39:25,956
Word. Hopefully she'll
punch him or something.
531
00:39:27,093 --> 00:39:28,291
Hey! That's mine!
532
00:39:28,511 --> 00:39:30,669
No one get's away with
cheating in my class!
533
00:39:30,888 --> 00:39:32,880
You can collect it later
at the principal's office.
534
00:39:33,098 --> 00:39:35,636
Out! Both of you! Auf wiedersehen!
535
00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:40,845
- Come on Zack, we're out.
- Yeah, this place is dead anyway.
536
00:39:42,649 --> 00:39:44,522
Question number 9!
537
00:39:50,281 --> 00:39:51,111
Ah.
538
00:39:52,199 --> 00:39:53,574
Are you feeling alright, Victor?
539
00:39:54,493 --> 00:39:58,360
Yeah, Mom.
I'm just going to a birthday party.
540
00:39:58,664 --> 00:40:00,407
At a girl's house.
541
00:40:00,624 --> 00:40:02,367
At a girl's house?
542
00:40:02,584 --> 00:40:06,416
A girl named Anya.
543
00:40:07,964 --> 00:40:10,087
Oh, my, my, what did you get her?
544
00:40:10,299 --> 00:40:12,173
Uh. It, it, it's a, it's a book.
545
00:40:12,385 --> 00:40:16,548
- Oh, it's a big book, isn't it?
- Yeah, she reads a bunch.
546
00:40:16,764 --> 00:40:19,599
Anya. Do you take classes together?
547
00:40:20,851 --> 00:40:23,805
No, uh, she's... she's a Senior.
548
00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:26,680
I don't really like
the girls my own age.
549
00:40:27,899 --> 00:40:30,853
Wow! That's amazing!
550
00:40:34,614 --> 00:40:35,942
Let me.
551
00:40:41,662 --> 00:40:44,413
You should invite her over for
dinner, so Dad and I could meet her.
552
00:40:44,623 --> 00:40:49,450
Uh, I don't think so.
We're just friends, ya know...
553
00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:53,255
Is that why you're
ironing your underpants?
554
00:40:55,717 --> 00:40:59,381
Sorry. So, what does
this Anya look like?
555
00:40:59,595 --> 00:41:03,972
She's... she's got dark hair and,
556
00:41:04,183 --> 00:41:07,598
she's so...
557
00:41:09,062 --> 00:41:10,604
She needs to be seen.
558
00:41:12,983 --> 00:41:15,556
Well, there you go.
559
00:41:16,528 --> 00:41:17,607
The socks...
560
00:41:18,654 --> 00:41:20,730
I'll let you do yourself.
561
00:41:20,948 --> 00:41:22,063
Who is getting married?
562
00:41:22,283 --> 00:41:26,530
He's going to a birthday party.
For a girl...
563
00:41:26,745 --> 00:41:28,156
who's a Senior!
564
00:41:28,372 --> 00:41:30,115
So he's not gay, huh?
565
00:41:31,583 --> 00:41:33,872
- I, I got it.
- Well, let me just get the other.
566
00:41:34,085 --> 00:41:37,335
No, I'm gonna leave them down. Mom!
567
00:41:57,023 --> 00:41:59,894
Please! Come on!
568
00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:03,563
Please, stop!
569
00:42:08,117 --> 00:42:09,777
So Victor, how does it feel
570
00:42:09,994 --> 00:42:12,449
visiting the girl you've had wet
dreams about on her birthday?
571
00:42:13,956 --> 00:42:14,905
Are you nervous?
572
00:42:15,124 --> 00:42:17,793
Brian Henry!
Go back in the living room.
573
00:42:18,001 --> 00:42:19,994
We're not buying anything today.
574
00:42:20,212 --> 00:42:23,995
Mom! This is Victor.
Anya's new boy toy.
575
00:42:26,634 --> 00:42:28,093
Really?
576
00:42:28,302 --> 00:42:31,220
Hi, Mrs. Benton. Victor Knudsen.
Very nice to meet you.
577
00:42:31,430 --> 00:42:34,182
I thought everyone was here.
578
00:42:34,391 --> 00:42:36,099
Victor?
579
00:42:38,103 --> 00:42:40,890
Happy Birthday.
Thanks for inviting me.
580
00:42:41,815 --> 00:42:44,057
You're welcome.
581
00:42:46,444 --> 00:42:49,647
What a lovely present you brought
for my daughter, Victor.
582
00:42:51,074 --> 00:42:52,865
Thanks.
583
00:42:53,075 --> 00:42:57,203
So, Anya, are you as excited as me
to see what's inside that thing?
584
00:43:13,886 --> 00:43:15,760
What the hell is nerd boy doing here?
585
00:43:18,641 --> 00:43:21,132
Why doesn't she just kick him out?
He clearly doesn't belong.
586
00:43:21,352 --> 00:43:24,685
She can't kick him out.
He dressed up and brought a present and all.
587
00:43:26,315 --> 00:43:28,984
Well, come on already,
Anya, open it.
588
00:43:33,696 --> 00:43:36,567
Slower, Sis. With feeling.
589
00:43:49,169 --> 00:43:53,083
Oh, look at that, there's
something moving in there.
590
00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:54,496
It's a....
591
00:44:00,430 --> 00:44:03,383
Oh, wow!
It's an Eximius Colosus Aranea!!
592
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:06,511
Oh, my God!
593
00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:09,300
Oh, Victor, that big, hairy fella
must have cost you a fortune, huh?
594
00:44:09,521 --> 00:44:11,063
His name's Hugo.
595
00:44:11,273 --> 00:44:14,973
- Does it attack humans?
- Only when it feels threatened.
596
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,156
But, it was to keep
your lizard company.
597
00:44:22,367 --> 00:44:24,193
I don't own any lizards, Victor.
598
00:44:24,410 --> 00:44:25,406
You don't?
599
00:44:30,291 --> 00:44:33,375
No, no, no, just keep breathing.
It's okay, now he's just,
600
00:44:33,585 --> 00:44:36,705
you know, just keep breathing.
Take a deep breath.
601
00:44:36,922 --> 00:44:38,665
It's in the box, it's
not gonna harm anyone.
602
00:44:38,882 --> 00:44:40,341
It's not funny.
603
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:45,047
Let me get you a piece of
cake to calm your nerves.
604
00:44:47,015 --> 00:44:48,425
Honey, it's okay.
605
00:44:49,851 --> 00:44:51,131
Thank you.
606
00:44:51,352 --> 00:44:53,261
Ooooohhh!
607
00:45:07,659 --> 00:45:09,532
Anya, I'm so sorry about all this.
608
00:45:09,744 --> 00:45:11,072
I'm sure you didn't intend
609
00:45:11,287 --> 00:45:14,323
on releasing a poisonous
creature in my house on purpose.
610
00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:18,584
Thanks for hiding me in your bedroom.
611
00:45:18,794 --> 00:45:21,367
Your entire family probably
wants to kill me, huh?
612
00:45:21,588 --> 00:45:24,957
For some reason my dad finds
you really hilarious.
613
00:45:25,842 --> 00:45:27,634
He seems like a great guy.
614
00:45:28,887 --> 00:45:33,465
I thought it was very sweet of you
to buy me such a lovely present.
615
00:45:33,683 --> 00:45:34,845
I'm glad you liked it.
616
00:45:35,059 --> 00:45:37,846
What on earth made you
buy me a tarantula?
617
00:45:39,146 --> 00:45:40,771
Brian said you always wanted one!
618
00:45:42,191 --> 00:45:45,310
That little turd had
something to do with this.
619
00:45:53,368 --> 00:45:55,325
You did that on purpose, didn't you?
620
00:45:56,204 --> 00:45:58,030
Not at all.
621
00:46:00,041 --> 00:46:03,955
- Never give up, huh?
- I guess not.
622
00:46:06,964 --> 00:46:10,498
Well, I guess I better kiss you, then.
623
00:46:15,472 --> 00:46:18,342
Well, we still can't find Hugo.
But the good news is,
624
00:46:18,558 --> 00:46:20,100
Aunt Lizzy didn't get bit after all.
625
00:46:20,309 --> 00:46:23,559
It was just her recent Botox
that made her face go numb.
626
00:46:23,771 --> 00:46:25,680
I hope I didn't ruin your couch.
627
00:46:26,982 --> 00:46:28,607
Hum. 22 grand.
628
00:46:28,817 --> 00:46:31,189
22,000 dollars?!
629
00:46:31,403 --> 00:46:33,028
No, I'm just messing with you, kid.
630
00:46:35,907 --> 00:46:37,188
You need a ride home?
631
00:46:37,409 --> 00:46:40,279
Yeah. Thanks.
632
00:46:44,207 --> 00:46:45,950
Sorry again I ruined your birthday.
633
00:46:59,429 --> 00:47:03,094
It's a, it's a really great motor.
You can't wear the crankshaft out.
634
00:47:03,308 --> 00:47:05,977
The pistons are cast
steel, and the brakes...
635
00:47:06,185 --> 00:47:08,012
work every other Tuesday.
636
00:47:09,188 --> 00:47:12,806
Since I don't have no Senior babe,
I have to drill what I got.
637
00:47:14,026 --> 00:47:15,769
Even if it was just a mercy kiss,
638
00:47:15,986 --> 00:47:18,821
I think I'll see if she wants
to go to a movie sometime.
639
00:47:19,031 --> 00:47:20,822
Woa, woa, woa, woa, woa.
640
00:47:21,033 --> 00:47:23,358
No, no.
641
00:47:23,577 --> 00:47:27,076
You can't take a girl you really
like to the movies on a first date.
642
00:47:27,288 --> 00:47:30,871
You have to do something
that will really impress her.
643
00:47:31,084 --> 00:47:33,574
Yeah. Something to get her panties wet.
644
00:47:35,337 --> 00:47:39,714
Imagine you and her alone together...
645
00:47:41,969 --> 00:47:43,926
Close those eyes.
646
00:47:44,137 --> 00:47:48,598
Somewhere romantic.
Somewhere that' II make her heart go
647
00:47:48,808 --> 00:47:53,351
"Victor, Victor, Victor."
648
00:47:54,105 --> 00:47:56,263
Where would you be?
649
00:47:58,526 --> 00:48:01,063
I got it! I'll take her
to Pyramid Lake and,
650
00:48:01,278 --> 00:48:03,105
and get some bananas, organic ones.
651
00:48:03,322 --> 00:48:05,943
Girls like that. And rent a row boat.
652
00:48:06,158 --> 00:48:07,616
Thanks boys, wish me luck!
653
00:48:10,870 --> 00:48:14,820
Bananas? I think we got a situation.
654
00:48:16,626 --> 00:48:18,702
I'm more worried about the row boat.
655
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,161
He doesn't really have the
arms for it, you know?
656
00:48:21,380 --> 00:48:23,622
- Truth.
- Got the legs, though.
657
00:48:41,190 --> 00:48:42,981
Hey Victor. What's up?
658
00:48:45,319 --> 00:48:48,486
I uh... wanted to make it up to you.
659
00:48:49,448 --> 00:48:51,524
For the mess I made.
660
00:48:53,952 --> 00:48:55,991
Give me five minutes.
661
00:49:07,048 --> 00:49:12,386
So, where's this apology at?
662
00:49:16,848 --> 00:49:17,963
Thanks.
663
00:49:18,183 --> 00:49:23,260
I was also hoping you'd
come with me somewhere?
664
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,187
For lunch.
665
00:49:25,648 --> 00:49:28,353
Nowhere near poisonous creatures,
I promise.
666
00:49:30,361 --> 00:49:33,564
- Okay.
- Okay.
667
00:49:43,248 --> 00:49:45,703
Sorry, it's my dad's.
668
00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:48,242
- No Lotus.
- It has character.
669
00:49:50,004 --> 00:49:51,747
Anya, what the hell you doing, baby?
670
00:49:52,673 --> 00:49:54,251
Shit.
671
00:49:54,467 --> 00:49:57,882
Victor's taking me out to
apologize for my birthday party.
672
00:49:58,095 --> 00:50:01,594
But, I was planning to take you
to the Four Seasons today.
673
00:50:01,807 --> 00:50:03,764
I booked a room... ahhh, a table.
674
00:50:04,518 --> 00:50:05,513
Sorry.
675
00:50:05,727 --> 00:50:10,139
Anya, come on, it's Victor, the
hiccup Freshman, for Christ sake.
676
00:50:11,399 --> 00:50:14,353
Are you seriously choosing to go
out with some 15 year old loser
677
00:50:14,569 --> 00:50:17,818
who's so not in your league, over moi?
678
00:50:18,030 --> 00:50:21,031
You can be such a
jackass, you know that?
679
00:50:23,660 --> 00:50:25,819
- Let's go, Victor.
- Yeah.
680
00:50:32,877 --> 00:50:36,412
If I hadn't just had a manicure
you'd be dead meat, hiccup boy!
681
00:50:36,631 --> 00:50:40,082
Fine. I hope you two are very
happy together, in your...
682
00:50:40,301 --> 00:50:44,429
1915 get-out-and-push
piece of shit wheels.
683
00:50:45,556 --> 00:50:47,513
Have fun at Dave and Buster's.
684
00:50:52,687 --> 00:50:56,519
- So, that went well.
- Yeah, I guess that was that.
685
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,868
I, I...
686
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:17,540
Try it now.
687
00:51:23,508 --> 00:51:24,752
Wow!
688
00:51:34,393 --> 00:51:37,393
Um. The Queen Nefertiti Rose.
689
00:51:38,146 --> 00:51:41,266
Named after the Roman Queen.
690
00:51:43,735 --> 00:51:47,566
Your pink-white, and your
white, and your white pink...
691
00:51:49,448 --> 00:51:52,734
- So, where are you taking me?
- You'll see.
692
00:52:05,630 --> 00:52:10,292
- Hi, we'd like to ah....
- Mr. Victor Knudsen, I presume?
693
00:52:10,510 --> 00:52:13,594
- Yeah...
- Everything is ready, sir.
694
00:52:13,804 --> 00:52:16,888
- Just like you requested.
- Requested?
695
00:52:18,308 --> 00:52:23,551
Oh, Victor, it's absolutely amazing!
How romantic!
696
00:52:25,357 --> 00:52:28,939
- Yeah, well...
- I wanna row!
697
00:52:29,903 --> 00:52:32,939
I'm glad everything is to
the young lady's liking.
698
00:52:37,868 --> 00:52:41,652
The rest is in your hands.
699
00:52:50,255 --> 00:52:54,584
Come on, let's follow 'em.
Maybe we'll get to see some live porn.
700
00:52:54,801 --> 00:53:00,043
No man, he's on his own now.
It's so romantic.
701
00:53:00,389 --> 00:53:03,722
Oh, it's so romantic, boo-boo.
702
00:53:03,934 --> 00:53:06,259
You know what's, what's romantic here?
703
00:53:06,478 --> 00:53:08,886
I like cheese fries.
I want some cheese fries.
704
00:53:09,106 --> 00:53:10,054
Let's get some cheese fries.
705
00:53:10,273 --> 00:53:13,274
Really? Cheese fries are fat.
706
00:53:23,411 --> 00:53:26,328
My family and I used to
come here when I was a kid.
707
00:53:27,331 --> 00:53:31,624
It's gorgeous.
I never knew this place existed.
708
00:54:07,618 --> 00:54:10,702
I'm sorry for what Peter said earlier.
709
00:54:11,288 --> 00:54:14,538
It's okay. He's right.
It's a piece of shit car.
710
00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:18,958
No, I mean; you're not a loser.
711
00:54:20,213 --> 00:54:22,621
And I'm not out of your league.
712
00:54:25,009 --> 00:54:25,958
You're not?
713
00:54:45,028 --> 00:54:47,317
I just wanted to make
sure that's clear.
714
00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:01,374
Victor?
715
00:55:02,127 --> 00:55:04,535
Have you ever done it?
716
00:55:04,755 --> 00:55:06,035
Done what?
717
00:55:07,465 --> 00:55:10,502
You know..."it"?
718
00:55:12,053 --> 00:55:16,347
Oh, oh, it! Yeah, sure, of course.
719
00:55:16,557 --> 00:55:19,130
All the time. Who hasn't?
720
00:55:25,190 --> 00:55:26,388
No.
721
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:33,985
Do you.... maybe want to?
722
00:55:37,118 --> 00:55:38,529
With me?
723
00:55:39,453 --> 00:55:40,948
Here?
724
00:55:41,163 --> 00:55:45,492
No, silly.
My parents play cards on Wednesdays.
725
00:55:46,502 --> 00:55:48,293
Oh, I know.
726
00:55:48,504 --> 00:55:50,295
You do?
727
00:55:51,965 --> 00:55:54,004
You could come by around 8.
728
00:55:55,218 --> 00:55:58,088
Eight? I can do 8, yeah!
729
00:55:59,013 --> 00:56:03,342
And bring something with you.
If you know what I mean.
730
00:56:05,686 --> 00:56:08,473
Right. Right. Something.
731
00:56:08,689 --> 00:56:10,563
Sure.
732
00:56:12,234 --> 00:56:15,021
I'm the king of the world!!
733
00:56:53,272 --> 00:56:56,688
Good day, young man, haven't seen you before.
How may I help you?
734
00:57:04,991 --> 00:57:07,233
My Miniature Pony?
735
00:57:09,412 --> 00:57:13,196
Yeah, it's for my little br... sister!
736
00:57:13,624 --> 00:57:15,664
Anything else I can get for you?
737
00:57:15,876 --> 00:57:18,747
Yeah, I, I really need some cond...
738
00:57:18,963 --> 00:57:20,872
Some, some cond...
739
00:57:21,423 --> 00:57:24,958
Some condensed milk.
740
00:57:25,177 --> 00:57:30,384
Condensed milk? Alright.
741
00:57:34,227 --> 00:57:38,354
- Is that all?
- No, no, I, I, I need some cond...
742
00:57:39,190 --> 00:57:42,060
- Some cond....
- Cond?
743
00:57:44,862 --> 00:57:48,230
Condoms...
744
00:57:51,368 --> 00:57:54,701
- I, I mean some rubb....
- Rub what?
745
00:57:55,580 --> 00:58:00,621
Some ru... bbing alcohol.
Rubbing alcohol.
746
00:58:01,377 --> 00:58:05,326
Hm hum. Yep, that, that's the stuff.
747
00:58:09,259 --> 00:58:12,213
And I really need some cond...
748
00:58:13,555 --> 00:58:18,263
Some co...
Ca, Ca, Castillo's, Cas, Castello's.
749
00:58:18,476 --> 00:58:19,306
Those.
750
00:58:19,519 --> 00:58:20,717
How old are you?
751
00:58:20,937 --> 00:58:22,929
Oh, no, I wouldn't touch those things.
752
00:58:23,147 --> 00:58:26,397
- They're for my dad.
- Ahh, someone's having a party.
753
00:58:34,157 --> 00:58:36,150
Yo, Victor. Whatcha doing?
754
00:58:41,497 --> 00:58:43,739
Didn't look like a Havana.
755
00:58:50,172 --> 00:58:52,129
You wanna make 5 bucks?
756
00:58:52,341 --> 00:58:55,045
Not really, but I
wouldn't mind making 20.
757
00:58:57,596 --> 00:58:59,635
And what may I get for you today, son?
758
00:58:59,848 --> 00:59:01,887
I'd like to buy some jimmy hats.
759
00:59:03,143 --> 00:59:05,930
I'm sorry I'm not familiar with the name.
What may they be?
760
00:59:06,145 --> 00:59:10,439
Dingers, johnnies, gloves.
761
00:59:10,650 --> 00:59:13,650
The thing you need when you're
banging a chick, of course.
762
00:59:13,861 --> 00:59:14,857
Oh, my!
763
00:59:15,070 --> 00:59:18,653
I suppose you mean condoms,
my young fellow?
764
00:59:18,865 --> 00:59:22,068
Duh, what are you deaf?
Rubbers with colors.
765
00:59:22,285 --> 00:59:26,034
And you don't suppose you're a bit
too young for that sort of thing?
766
00:59:26,247 --> 00:59:29,450
I don't think so mister, the fat
one's getting hairy already.
767
00:59:31,210 --> 00:59:32,870
I'm sorry, are you
feeling alright, ma'am?
768
00:59:33,087 --> 00:59:36,835
I just need to lean
up against something.
769
00:59:37,049 --> 00:59:39,421
Or should I rather
buy the ribbed ones?
770
00:59:39,635 --> 00:59:40,749
They're supposed to
prolong the pleasure.
771
00:59:40,969 --> 00:59:44,836
Listen, kid. We only have normal
kinds, no colors, knobs or flavors!
772
00:59:45,056 --> 00:59:48,508
Alright, I'll make do with the smooth ones.
A carton of Trojans.
773
00:59:48,727 --> 00:59:51,015
A carton? Are you completely
out of your mind, kid?
774
00:59:51,229 --> 00:59:52,343
There's 200 in a carton!!
775
00:59:52,563 --> 00:59:56,146
Yeah, I'm spending the
entire weekend with her,
776
00:59:56,359 --> 00:59:59,110
and she's a lush one so...
777
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,028
Alrighty then, give me two.
778
01:00:01,238 --> 01:00:04,192
- Two cartons?
- No, just two.
779
01:00:04,408 --> 01:00:06,281
I can always flip them over and reuse.
780
01:00:07,452 --> 01:00:10,572
- Four-fifty.
- Keep the change.
781
01:00:13,124 --> 01:00:15,330
You wouldn't happen to have
a dressing room out back,
782
01:00:15,543 --> 01:00:17,085
just so I can try them on for size?
783
01:00:17,295 --> 01:00:18,872
Get out!
784
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,255
I can't believe my brother's
actually gonna get some.
785
01:00:25,469 --> 01:00:27,296
It'll make great footage.
786
01:00:27,513 --> 01:00:31,130
It's gotta be possible to paint the
rain coats with luminous paint.
787
01:00:31,349 --> 01:00:33,508
So we can see the action in details.
788
01:00:33,727 --> 01:00:37,510
Not necessary, my man, this
baby's got night vision!
789
01:00:37,730 --> 01:00:42,725
Nice. Not sure how well the film will
sell with a "happy ending" though.
790
01:00:42,944 --> 01:00:46,608
Yeah. Right now Victor's the
only one who'll get one.
791
01:00:46,822 --> 01:00:50,107
- We need more drama.
- Perhaps we can think of something.
792
01:00:50,909 --> 01:00:54,112
Would you mind sharing what
you just said with the class?
793
01:00:54,329 --> 01:00:56,618
Yeah, sure thing Mrs. T.
794
01:00:56,831 --> 01:00:59,583
It was about my gang bang with
three playmates last weekend.
795
01:00:59,792 --> 01:01:02,627
Alright!
That's quite enough sharing, Zack!
796
01:01:02,837 --> 01:01:05,754
Hey, you wanted to know.
I also showed the chicks my trapeze stunt.
797
01:01:05,965 --> 01:01:08,456
Principal's office!
Both of you! Now!
798
01:01:08,676 --> 01:01:12,673
Yeah, we gotta bounce anyway.
Our bitches are waiting.
799
01:01:14,223 --> 01:01:16,298
We out.
800
01:01:30,321 --> 01:01:33,357
Hello baby!! Your man is back!
801
01:01:36,201 --> 01:01:37,779
What did you smoke today?
802
01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:41,114
Oh, good evening Mr. Benton, Sir.
803
01:01:41,331 --> 01:01:43,656
Call me Roger, Spider man.
804
01:01:44,793 --> 01:01:47,829
Did you bring us any other
dangerous animals this time?
805
01:01:48,046 --> 01:01:49,623
Not tonight, Mr. Benton.
806
01:01:49,839 --> 01:01:51,214
Oooh!
807
01:01:51,424 --> 01:01:52,254
Roger.
808
01:01:52,466 --> 01:01:57,211
Too bad. Still no Hugo.
809
01:01:59,264 --> 01:02:02,016
Come on, I'll take you
up to Anya's room.
810
01:02:02,934 --> 01:02:05,508
You two are working on a science
project for school tonight?
811
01:02:05,729 --> 01:02:09,097
Yeah. Yeah. For Science class.
812
01:02:09,315 --> 01:02:11,272
Okay.
813
01:02:27,457 --> 01:02:28,786
Hi!
814
01:02:29,459 --> 01:02:31,368
Hey.
815
01:02:40,886 --> 01:02:43,045
I'm almost done.
816
01:03:05,993 --> 01:03:08,484
And...I'm done.
817
01:03:12,249 --> 01:03:17,456
So, aren't your parents
gonna play cards tonight?
818
01:03:17,670 --> 01:03:19,081
I don't think so.
819
01:03:21,716 --> 01:03:25,250
They actually asked if we
could watch Brian tonight.
820
01:03:25,469 --> 01:03:26,928
Hope that's okay with you.
821
01:03:28,764 --> 01:03:31,967
Sure. Sure, yeah, that's, that's fine.
822
01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:36,639
Gotcha! They leave in 10 minutes!
823
01:03:38,398 --> 01:03:40,272
That is not even funny.
824
01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,143
- No.
- Okay.
825
01:03:44,112 --> 01:03:45,606
Stop!
826
01:03:46,989 --> 01:03:48,365
Hey, there.
827
01:03:48,574 --> 01:03:50,068
Just wanted to let you two
know that we're leaving.
828
01:03:50,284 --> 01:03:52,241
- Okay, see you.
- Bye.
829
01:03:52,453 --> 01:03:56,284
Get some work done.
We'll be back shortly.
830
01:03:57,541 --> 01:03:59,664
Have fun! Live free.
831
01:04:07,008 --> 01:04:07,754
So?
832
01:04:09,552 --> 01:04:10,715
So...
833
01:04:19,686 --> 01:04:22,853
You want a glass of milk?
To break the ice?
834
01:04:25,942 --> 01:04:27,520
Only if it's whole milk.
835
01:05:00,141 --> 01:05:03,141
Now that we've got
that taken care of....
836
01:05:03,811 --> 01:05:05,353
do you wanna go back to my room?
837
01:05:16,489 --> 01:05:18,612
Can you turn off the lights?
838
01:06:34,979 --> 01:06:37,896
Maybe it's a little too dark.
839
01:06:38,107 --> 01:06:40,348
No, it isn't, It's okay.
840
01:06:51,702 --> 01:06:53,529
Victor, what are you doing?
841
01:06:54,413 --> 01:06:58,078
- I'm touching you.
- No, no, no, you're not!
842
01:07:04,715 --> 01:07:09,625
- I thought it felt a little funny.
- Thanks for the compliment.
843
01:07:15,933 --> 01:07:19,717
Are you ready to get completely naked?
844
01:07:52,968 --> 01:07:56,917
Victor, did you... bring something?
845
01:07:57,305 --> 01:07:58,680
Of course.
846
01:08:03,519 --> 01:08:04,799
One second.
847
01:08:07,898 --> 01:08:09,309
Got it.
848
01:08:14,571 --> 01:08:15,318
One second.
849
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:23,659
I can't get this piece of crap open.
Come...
850
01:08:27,917 --> 01:08:29,577
Alright.
851
01:08:42,931 --> 01:08:44,425
Is it on?
852
01:08:44,933 --> 01:08:48,551
- Yeah, on my fingers.
- Relax.
853
01:08:48,769 --> 01:08:51,058
It's my first time too, remember?
854
01:08:51,272 --> 01:08:54,937
Yeah....
855
01:08:55,317 --> 01:08:58,900
It was a lot easier putting it
on Ernie's fingers in Sex-Ed.
856
01:08:59,780 --> 01:09:01,938
How in the... hell?
857
01:09:06,536 --> 01:09:07,911
I have another one!
858
01:09:08,121 --> 01:09:09,152
Okay.
859
01:09:20,049 --> 01:09:22,883
Aren't we lucky, it has a manual.
860
01:09:23,802 --> 01:09:29,092
"Roll slowly over erect penis".
861
01:09:30,058 --> 01:09:31,801
How poetic.
862
01:09:32,143 --> 01:09:33,518
Let me try.
863
01:09:40,401 --> 01:09:44,529
"Erect penis".
That certainly isn't a problem.
864
01:09:46,531 --> 01:09:49,568
Abracadabra.
865
01:09:51,661 --> 01:09:53,321
Voilà!
866
01:10:01,253 --> 01:10:03,827
- My parents! Already?
- What?
867
01:10:09,845 --> 01:10:11,125
Victor, that's my dress!
868
01:10:18,019 --> 01:10:20,640
The bed, the bed.
Help me, help me make the bed.
869
01:10:22,106 --> 01:10:26,020
I just don't think it's necessary!
She is 18 now, you know.
870
01:10:27,987 --> 01:10:30,477
Hey kids. We're back.
871
01:10:31,198 --> 01:10:32,194
- Hello.
- Hey.
872
01:10:32,532 --> 01:10:35,023
So, have you two been,
uh, behaving yourselves?
873
01:10:35,243 --> 01:10:36,987
What do you think, Dad?
874
01:10:37,203 --> 01:10:40,204
Well, your father seems to believe
that you are a responsible adult.
875
01:10:41,624 --> 01:10:44,080
Victor, my man, did you
hit all the angles?
876
01:10:45,336 --> 01:10:47,245
Okay, come on, Brian, time for bed.
877
01:10:47,463 --> 01:10:53,465
Hey. That's a nice science
project there, guys. What is it?
878
01:10:54,553 --> 01:10:59,629
- It's a...
- Lexington Hussil.
879
01:10:59,849 --> 01:11:01,759
Hussil. A Lexington Hussil.
880
01:11:02,477 --> 01:11:04,516
Oh, I see.
881
01:11:04,854 --> 01:11:08,768
Victor, could I have a little
chat with you for a minute?
882
01:11:08,983 --> 01:11:10,062
In the kitchen.
883
01:11:10,818 --> 01:11:13,024
For Christ sakes, Dad, does
it have to be right now?
884
01:11:14,571 --> 01:11:18,023
It's, it's fine. It's, it's fine.
885
01:11:18,492 --> 01:11:19,654
Victor!
886
01:11:19,868 --> 01:11:23,284
- Where did the other one go?
- I didn't have a chance to take it off!
887
01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:27,997
Cheers.
888
01:11:30,670 --> 01:11:34,963
One has to be careful not
to sit down on Hugo.
889
01:11:35,633 --> 01:11:38,586
Still haven't found that little bugger.
890
01:11:41,888 --> 01:11:46,016
You know, Victor, it's
become clear to me that
891
01:11:46,226 --> 01:11:50,804
my daughter likes you very
much and you like her, and
892
01:11:51,230 --> 01:11:55,275
Constance and I think that you're
just ah, well, you know...
893
01:11:56,777 --> 01:11:59,861
In fact, you remind me very much
of myself when I was your age.
894
01:12:00,072 --> 01:12:02,361
Always going after the hot, older gal.
895
01:12:03,659 --> 01:12:08,616
So, I hope that the two of you,
you know, could be together for
896
01:12:08,830 --> 01:12:12,875
- at least some time.
- So do I, sir.
897
01:12:13,376 --> 01:12:16,709
Yeah. So, I understand that the two of
you wanna have sex with each other.
898
01:12:20,591 --> 01:12:22,169
No. Hey, relax,
899
01:12:22,384 --> 01:12:24,756
It's, you know it's completely natural.
Completely natural.
900
01:12:24,970 --> 01:12:29,513
At your ages, you know. Even at
my age, I like to have it occasionally.
901
01:12:29,725 --> 01:12:32,050
Mostly with my wife.
902
01:12:35,105 --> 01:12:38,058
I'm in the cut-throat world
of advertising, alright?
903
01:12:38,274 --> 01:12:39,649
It's kill or be killed.
904
01:12:39,859 --> 01:12:43,275
We're working on a big campaign now,
spending millions of dollars in fact,
905
01:12:43,487 --> 01:12:47,271
to get young people to understand
that protection can be "hip".
906
01:12:47,491 --> 01:12:50,243
And that it's important for them
to have a condom on them
907
01:12:50,452 --> 01:12:52,610
every time they leave their home.
908
01:12:52,829 --> 01:12:55,320
Well, I don't mean on them, of course.
909
01:12:55,540 --> 01:12:57,497
- No.
- But with them.
910
01:12:58,334 --> 01:13:00,244
You know, in their wallet,
or their pocket...
911
01:13:00,461 --> 01:13:04,790
It doesn't matter where, as long
as they have the darn thing.
912
01:13:08,010 --> 01:13:10,133
So, can I ask you a personal question?
913
01:13:13,432 --> 01:13:15,092
Of course. Yeah.
914
01:13:15,309 --> 01:13:18,760
How often do you have a rubber on you?
915
01:13:21,648 --> 01:13:25,645
Well I, I, I just started having one....
916
01:13:25,860 --> 01:13:28,149
on me, recently.
917
01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:32,441
You know, everyone's so liberated
now that it's important to have one...
918
01:13:32,658 --> 01:13:34,532
on you, with you.
919
01:13:35,619 --> 01:13:38,703
Oh, I'm glad to hear that, Victor.
You know, you're adults now,
920
01:13:38,914 --> 01:13:41,239
and that comes with
some responsibilities.
921
01:13:41,458 --> 01:13:42,656
Of course.
922
01:13:43,626 --> 01:13:46,580
I'm glad you have such a
good head for these things.
923
01:13:50,842 --> 01:13:55,171
- Want another drink for the road?
- Yes, sir.
924
01:14:14,530 --> 01:14:17,566
Well, I'm glad we had this talk son.
925
01:14:21,495 --> 01:14:23,238
Me too, sir.
926
01:14:24,831 --> 01:14:25,745
Ow, alright.
927
01:14:27,459 --> 01:14:29,747
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
928
01:14:33,464 --> 01:14:36,880
- Sorry about my dad.
- It's all good.
929
01:14:37,677 --> 01:14:40,298
Your dad and I understand each other.
930
01:14:42,389 --> 01:14:46,469
So, do you wanna do something
after school tomorrow?
931
01:14:47,519 --> 01:14:49,559
I actually have to
hang out with Marisa.
932
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:52,603
Oh. Alright.
933
01:14:52,816 --> 01:14:56,019
- You should come.
- With Marissa?!
934
01:14:56,236 --> 01:14:59,770
You'll grow on her. Like a cactus.
935
01:15:02,867 --> 01:15:04,065
Good night, Victor.
936
01:15:04,285 --> 01:15:06,657
Sweet dreams.
937
01:15:23,136 --> 01:15:26,172
- Whatup?
- I think I have an idea for our ending.
938
01:15:26,389 --> 01:15:27,551
Nice...
939
01:15:34,354 --> 01:15:36,892
How the hell does
he forget to take it off?
940
01:15:37,107 --> 01:15:39,183
I don't know, we both
completely panicked.
941
01:15:39,401 --> 01:15:42,900
You'll never get your cherry popped
if you keep hanging with that kid!
942
01:15:43,112 --> 01:15:47,110
I don't know about that.
It was pretty damn close.
943
01:15:47,325 --> 01:15:49,151
Besides I really like him.
944
01:15:49,368 --> 01:15:52,654
I mean he's, he's sweet,
and sincere, and...
945
01:15:52,871 --> 01:15:54,247
Victor!
946
01:15:54,456 --> 01:15:58,667
Baby, Oh, I missed you so much.
Why haven't you called me back?
947
01:15:58,877 --> 01:16:00,336
Are you still dating that old hag?
948
01:16:05,842 --> 01:16:07,669
Victor, what the hell are you doing?!
949
01:16:08,970 --> 01:16:11,840
I... I don't, I don't know! Who are you?
950
01:16:12,056 --> 01:16:15,472
Good one. I'll see you tomorrow, stud.
951
01:16:16,894 --> 01:16:19,182
Anya, I don't know what's going on.
952
01:16:19,396 --> 01:16:21,305
Well, I do!
What, you just wanted to show off
953
01:16:21,523 --> 01:16:23,562
in front of your stupid
Freshmen friends, didn't you?
954
01:16:23,775 --> 01:16:26,776
- No, I, I would never...
- Was I some sort of bet or something?
955
01:16:26,986 --> 01:16:27,484
Not at all!
956
01:16:27,695 --> 01:16:30,269
Since you didn't "get any" last night,
you're done with me, is that it?
957
01:16:30,490 --> 01:16:33,360
- Would you listen to me?
- Don't touch me!
958
01:16:37,037 --> 01:16:37,702
Anya!
959
01:16:37,913 --> 01:16:40,784
- Leave me alone!
- You, bastard!
960
01:16:47,255 --> 01:16:49,960
But... I love you.
961
01:17:00,476 --> 01:17:03,927
- Oh, that looks great!
- Well, they travel, you know.
962
01:17:04,146 --> 01:17:07,100
Look. He's a little fat, but
you know, for what this has...
963
01:17:09,067 --> 01:17:10,442
Victor, are you alright?
964
01:17:10,652 --> 01:17:14,317
- You look terrible.
- Honey, what's wrong?
965
01:17:14,531 --> 01:17:18,445
- Oh, is it Anya?
- Has she fallen for someone else?
966
01:17:18,659 --> 01:17:20,403
Christian!!
967
01:17:22,246 --> 01:17:25,829
It doesn't matter. It's no use.
968
01:17:33,590 --> 01:17:36,875
- Why are you so dumb?
- Me?
969
01:17:37,594 --> 01:17:44,391
- No. Men!
- Oh, men. Yeah, I know, honey.
970
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:49,013
I guess we just sometimes
do the wrong thing, Anya.
971
01:17:49,938 --> 01:17:53,141
I thought, I thought he loved me, Dad.
972
01:17:53,358 --> 01:17:57,403
Oh, baby, maybe he
does, but he's young.
973
01:17:57,779 --> 01:18:01,278
He may not know how to
express it, that's all.
974
01:18:02,450 --> 01:18:05,119
We all make mistakes, sweetheart.
975
01:18:07,538 --> 01:18:11,405
Why did your mother have to go
to ballet tonight of all nights?
976
01:18:11,792 --> 01:18:15,327
Oh, baby, don't.
Come on, come on, come on.
977
01:18:21,176 --> 01:18:25,125
I put extra marshmallows in it,
so you could drown your sorrows.
978
01:18:26,889 --> 01:18:30,934
I guess there might be a chance
I'd get lucky enough to choke and die.
979
01:18:31,727 --> 01:18:34,265
Now tell me what happened?
980
01:18:35,481 --> 01:18:39,977
Anya and I are done and
my life is totally over.
981
01:18:40,235 --> 01:18:43,568
Nonsense.
Of course your life isn't over.
982
01:18:43,780 --> 01:18:46,816
It is! Nothing else
matters in this world.
983
01:18:47,033 --> 01:18:50,532
And she won't even listen to me.
984
01:18:52,163 --> 01:18:53,954
You just need to rest and you'll see.
985
01:18:54,165 --> 01:18:58,079
The world will look a lot brighter
in the morning, I promise.
986
01:19:19,563 --> 01:19:21,472
Rise and shine, playboy.
987
01:19:21,690 --> 01:19:23,849
We got something you're gonna love.
988
01:19:24,067 --> 01:19:25,099
Go away!
989
01:19:25,319 --> 01:19:29,398
I know it isn't blueray, but still,
I think you wanna see this.
990
01:19:29,614 --> 01:19:33,659
We shot a masterpiece. A film about you and Anya.
991
01:19:33,868 --> 01:19:35,825
Why don't we show you a clip,
so you can see for yourself.
992
01:19:36,037 --> 01:19:38,575
If you can afford it, of course.
993
01:19:42,751 --> 01:19:45,669
- I'll fast forward a bit.
- Shouldn't we call his bank first?
994
01:19:48,465 --> 01:19:51,466
Nice work bro, I personally never
thought you had it in you.
995
01:19:51,676 --> 01:19:53,219
You little bastards!
996
01:19:53,428 --> 01:19:55,670
Hold your horses and watch this...
997
01:19:55,889 --> 01:19:56,837
Open it.
998
01:19:59,851 --> 01:20:01,226
Oooooh!
999
01:20:02,436 --> 01:20:05,141
You think that was bad?
Watch this!
1000
01:20:07,816 --> 01:20:11,684
- Okay, but why would I do it?
- Lisa, you're my favorite cousin.
1001
01:20:11,904 --> 01:20:14,311
And... I'll pay you 100 dollars.
1002
01:20:14,531 --> 01:20:18,943
And a night out on the town
with my favorite cousin?
1003
01:20:20,703 --> 01:20:22,696
I can't believe this!
1004
01:20:22,914 --> 01:20:25,535
Wait. How did Peter even know
where we would be yesterday?
1005
01:20:28,127 --> 01:20:31,293
- Why didn't you tell me right away?
- We are businessmen after all.
1006
01:20:31,505 --> 01:20:34,126
And we had to finish the cut first.
1007
01:20:34,341 --> 01:20:37,176
Atrue artist never shows
his work until it is finished.
1008
01:20:37,386 --> 01:20:39,259
So bro, what will you pay for it?
1009
01:20:39,471 --> 01:20:44,678
We gotta start remembering to get
our blackmail money up front!
1010
01:20:45,393 --> 01:20:48,559
Dude, all I got from him was a
text saying his life was finished.
1011
01:20:48,771 --> 01:20:49,850
And he spelled finished wrong.
1012
01:20:50,064 --> 01:20:52,353
Ernie, buddy,
I need to borrow your Vespa!
1013
01:20:52,566 --> 01:20:54,191
- What's going on, Vic, you ok?
- There's no time to explain.
1014
01:20:54,401 --> 01:20:56,061
It's a life or death situation!
Please!!
1015
01:20:56,278 --> 01:20:58,271
Well, alright, alright.
Take a chill pill.
1016
01:20:58,488 --> 01:21:00,695
So look, the ah, the
blinkers are here and,
1017
01:21:00,907 --> 01:21:03,279
This is a visor for your face, gas.
1018
01:21:03,493 --> 01:21:05,901
Vic, most importantly, the brake.
Okay, yeah, whatever.
1019
01:21:06,121 --> 01:21:07,745
But how do I start this damn thing?
1020
01:21:07,956 --> 01:21:09,995
Perhaps you're better off
having your dad mail you in.
1021
01:21:10,208 --> 01:21:12,247
That way you'll get
there a little faster.
1022
01:21:12,460 --> 01:21:16,243
- Ernie, start it up!!
- Damn! Someone's got their period!
1023
01:21:18,424 --> 01:21:20,131
Do it.
1024
01:21:23,345 --> 01:21:26,262
Hey, Vic, be careful, the brakes
aren't what they used to be!
1025
01:21:35,690 --> 01:21:40,435
Oh! Damn!
1026
01:21:43,822 --> 01:21:45,400
Ahhh!
1027
01:21:53,206 --> 01:21:56,456
On the third day of high school I,
1028
01:21:56,667 --> 01:22:00,036
Victor Knudsen, was hit by an epidemic.
1029
01:22:00,254 --> 01:22:03,171
And we're not talking
chicken pox or the flu.
1030
01:22:03,382 --> 01:22:05,920
Nope, we're talking a case of total,
1031
01:22:06,135 --> 01:22:08,756
incurable "Anya- itis".
1032
01:22:09,596 --> 01:22:13,724
And I Victor Knudsen, didn't live.
1033
01:22:14,017 --> 01:22:17,599
Goodbye Anya, my love.
1034
01:22:32,034 --> 01:22:34,026
Anya?
1035
01:22:36,121 --> 01:22:37,615
Is it really you?
1036
01:22:38,498 --> 01:22:40,870
Hey, you.
1037
01:22:41,668 --> 01:22:44,205
I'm sorry I doubted you.
1038
01:22:44,420 --> 01:22:47,705
I was just so hurt when I
saw that girl kissing you.
1039
01:22:48,048 --> 01:22:50,622
But, how did you know?
1040
01:22:50,843 --> 01:22:52,503
I saw the film.
1041
01:22:53,262 --> 01:22:54,542
You did?
1042
01:22:54,763 --> 01:22:57,468
Zack and Brian had an extra copy.
1043
01:22:57,682 --> 01:23:00,387
Actually, they have
quite a few copies.
1044
01:23:01,811 --> 01:23:03,519
We may have to make
it worth their while,
1045
01:23:03,730 --> 01:23:05,521
So we don't end up on YouTube.
1046
01:23:06,941 --> 01:23:10,440
At least some of the footage
was used for something good.
1047
01:23:22,038 --> 01:23:23,367
Oh, my God!
1048
01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:29,418
This is gonna be good!
1049
01:23:34,258 --> 01:23:36,381
What the fuck?!
1050
01:23:43,183 --> 01:23:45,222
- Pervert Peter!
- Pervert!
1051
01:23:45,435 --> 01:23:48,886
But, she was only my third cousin!!
1052
01:23:49,814 --> 01:23:53,230
Bye! Bye, Peter, we'll miss you.
1053
01:23:55,528 --> 01:23:57,319
I brought you a cactus.
1054
01:24:00,532 --> 01:24:03,367
Oh! Thanks.
1055
01:24:05,620 --> 01:24:08,954
Anya, if I make it...
1056
01:24:09,541 --> 01:24:12,660
Do you think I could come over again?
1057
01:24:12,877 --> 01:24:14,206
On a Wednesday?
1058
01:24:14,420 --> 01:24:18,121
Seriously. I'm pretty sure
you're gonna make it.
1059
01:24:18,341 --> 01:24:20,831
And to hell with Wednesdays.
My parents are gone this weekend, ...
1060
01:24:21,051 --> 01:24:23,625
so we'll have the entire
house to ourselves.
1061
01:24:24,471 --> 01:24:28,006
But, what would we
do all weekend long?
1062
01:24:29,226 --> 01:24:31,349
But, what about my leg?
1063
01:24:33,021 --> 01:24:36,603
Victor, I'm pretty sure you don't
really need your leg to do it.
1064
01:24:40,069 --> 01:24:41,943
You really never give up, do you?
1065
01:25:16,978 --> 01:25:20,394
Oh, Victor will be so sorry he
didn't pay us for that footage.
1066
01:25:20,607 --> 01:25:23,857
And my sisterfound the stash of
DVDs and destroyed them all.
1067
01:25:24,068 --> 01:25:26,606
Plus all the hidden
cameras in her room.
1068
01:25:29,281 --> 01:25:31,108
What's that flashing red light?
1069
01:25:31,325 --> 01:25:33,234
Don't tell me you didn't
charge the battery again!
1070
01:25:33,452 --> 01:25:35,326
- It was your turn!
- Shiiiit!
1071
01:25:35,537 --> 01:25:38,372
- Gimme a break!
- No, no, no, no, no! Damn
1072
01:25:40,072 --> 01:25:45,272
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