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Invader Zim Dark Harvest s01e04B (s01e08)

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My organs!

Inferior human organs!

Oh, my squeedily spooch!

Squeedily spooch? Did you hear that, Gaz?

That's no human organ. Humans don't have squeedily spooches!

I've got a squeedily spooch.

If only I had some way of looking inside his body...

I'm looking for a Mr. Dib?

That's me!

It's my personal ex-scope! I ordered it from the back

of Crops Circles Magazine.

You had it delivered to school?

Hey! Throw it over here you filthy stinking friends.

Incredible! You see Gaz, to defeat my enemy

I must study my enemy, then become my enemy,

then move in with my enemy, then wear my enemy's clothes,

then... - You're in my light.

So you see, Ring Around the Rosie

refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease.

A disease which... a disease which...

Zim!

- Sir! - There's a pigeon on your head.

You've got head pigeons. Get to the nurse

before they spread to the other children.

Yes, Ms. Bitters.

No leaving the class without a hall pass, Zim.

Of course!

If you leave school grounds, it will explode.

You know Zim, when the nurse examines you, she'll notice that

you don't have human organs. Then it's just a short step

to a hospital and from there to an alien autopsy table

and then you're just another segment on "Mysterious Mysteries"!

I'll be fine. I bet my squeedily spooch on it.

Hey. Where's your hall pass?

Say, you're full of organs, aren't you?

Why yes, yes I am.

And you wouldn't notice if you were, say, missing a few?

Probably not.

And then the rats came for them.

Thousands of them, dirty, dirty rats.

And these weren't the cuddly kind of rats

you get in today's sewers.

Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain.

- Can I go to the nurse? - How far in your brain?

Pretty far.

Alright. Take the auxiliary hall pass.

I'm looking for the pigeon-head kid.

Nobody's come in with head pigeons, young man.

Zim?

- The green kid... - Oh, the green child!

He's right over there doubled over in pain.

The cooing... The cooing...

He's missing his liver. That's how some

kids react to the cafeteria food... The lucky ones...

No!

It's Zim! It has to be. He's stealing organs

and replacing them with... stuff.

- He must be stopped! - Don't forget your hall pass!

Right...

Must... warn... others...

Zim?

Zim?

Do not show fear. This is me without fear...

and a sixty-two pound hall pass.

Hey! Wait! Your organs!

In danger!

I don't feel so good.

The hall pass!

Look at them...

And it's not even ketchup and rice day.

Gaz!

Don't bother me, Dib. I'm in the zone.

That's it, Zim! This has to stop!

I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

Look at you! You've gone too far!

You're a hideous blob of stolen organs!

I've been working out.

You think you can fool a trained medical professional?

- Yes. - I suppose you've got a heart in there...

- Six of 'em. - Intestines.

- Large or small? - Spleen?

- In three different colors. - What about lungs?

You won't find lungs on my watch, Zim!

You! You look like you still got all your organs!

Yeah. So?

You're in danger! Come with me!

I have to go lift things...

Then I'll come with you.

And he wants to destroy us all. Now I know you think I'm crazy,

but you'll thank me... You'll all thank me!

Aliens are kind of a hobby of mine.

Well, more of a way of life, really...

Man, you're creepin' me out...

I have vague memories of being taken on board

of an alien ship as a baby.

And I'm not sure, but I think they were doing tests on me...

Trying to create some kind of genius super-baby perhaps...

Torque?

Torque Smackey, is that you?

Come on, man. Talk to me... Let me know you're still here!

Torque Smackeeee!!!

Nooooo!!!

Nooooo!!!

That one has head pigeons. The other one is just annoying.

Fix it.

Your stupid plan won't work, Zim.

You'll never pull this off.

You speak craziness, Earth boy! More organs

means more human. It will work...

There! Well, you're one of the healthiest little children

I've ever seen! And such plentiful organs!

And what's the matter with you, young man?

It isn't human! It's horrible!

But, he...

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