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Invader Zim Bestest Friend s01e2A (s01e03)

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That new kid's a freak.

I think his name is Zip or something.

He's been here long enough to at least

make some loser friends, like the creepy kid, Dib...

Or those rejects in the corner.

But look at him, all by himself! I mean, what kind of kid

doesn't have any friends? It's so... inhuman.

Congratulations on discovering the grotesque space monster!

Tell us, how did you know he was an alien?

Well, we noticed he had no friends.

"Friends, friends, friends, friends!"

I'm looking for a friend. Would you be...

I was born with webbed fish toes.

Like some kind of horrible fish boy. Wanna see?

Would you...

Squeally fools! These human filthies should be

honored to even be considered as possible friends of Zim!

Who among you feels they are worthy enough to be my best friend?

Good. I have devised some simple tests

to determine who is the worthiest.

We begin by testing your absorbency.

Hey!

Next, I test your electrical conductivity.

And now, the final test.

We have a winner! What is your name, friend?

My name's Keef! Wow, I've never won anything before!

I promise I'll be the best, most loyal friend ever!

- I'm so happy. - Don't touch me.

I'd like you all to meet Keef.

He's my best friend.

- Not yours! Mine! - Get lost, you losers!

Very well. I am going to get lost.

But notice I am getting lost with my best friend.

And then tomorrow there's the circus!

We can go to the circus, I love the circus!

You wanna go to the circus, Zim?

I want to congratulate you, Keef, on a job well done.

You have been a most convincing friend,

but now that the world seems satisfied with my

knack for companionship, I don't think I'll be requiring

your services any longer. Our mission together is done,

good job soldier, be gone with you.

- Hey, you got any video games? - Yes.

A job well done.

- Hello? - Heya buddy, how ya doing?

Keef? I told you I do not require your...

I understand, Zim. I was thinking maybe you'd want to...

Hold on, I've got another call. Hello?

Heya buddy! You're gonna love the circus!

GIR!

Yes, my master.

GIR, I'm going down to the lab, do not let anyone into the house!

Yes sir!

Leprechauns!

Hey Zim! You showed up just in time for the waffles!

Get out of my house! I told you you're fired!

You don't like waffles?

Out, out, out, out!

Oh, we can walk to school together!

I'm sick. I'm not going to school today.

Poor sick Zim, no wonder he's so sad!

I have a great idea, GIR! I think we should throw

our Zim a surprise party! It'll cheer him up!

I'll get a bunch of kids and bring them over after skool.

Now this is supposed to be a surprise, do you

understand, GIR? A surprise!

Zim can't find out!

Meow!

- What are you doing, GIR? - Nothing.

Nothing... or something?

I can't take it, you're too smart for me.

Keef is planning a surprise party for you after skool.

He gonna bring all the kids because he loves you!

That boy loves you so much!

I'm makin' the cake!

He's bringing all the children to our secret lair?!

Do you realize what this means?

Yes. Wait a minute... no.

- It means our mission is in jeopardy! - Aw, man!

Something must be done about this Keef!

If he succeeds the whole population of Earth will show up on our doorstep!

Party after school at Zim's house! Everybody's invited!

- Who's Zim? - He's the green kid.

- You know him. - Oh, you mean the freak?

With that one friend that makes him even freakier?

I don't think so.

Humans and their filthy friendship!

It brings nothing but trouble! I can see them now.

Party!!!

Par-ty!!!

Okay, now you guys wait here while I get him.

Then jump out and yell "surprise"!

He'll be so happy!

I've never been to a party before.

Do they hurt?

Hey Zim! I'm home!

For me? Oh, you are my bestest friend!

Thank you, Zim!

- Keef? - Yes.

- Who's your best friend? - That would be Zim.

- Today, he got me... - Silence!

When I snap my fingers, the next living thing you see

you will believe to be your best friend.

- I like Zim. - I know you do...

but pay attention!

What happened?

Zim? How'd you get out there?!

Hey, wait up! I have a surprise for you!

Humans and their friendship!

Invaders need no one! No one!

Hey guys! This is Zim!

It's Zim!

Forget this weirdo. Hey, you guys

wanna see something really neat?

Hey, I'm hungry. Can I get some of that?

No.

You don't like waffles?

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