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someday just finish film school I get a job first I've just

always had this fantasy about you and I going to Paris and you asking

me to marry you at the Eiffel Tower that's oddly specific

what can I say I'm a die hard romantic oh hi

Anna I didn't know you were stopping by

Yeah, I just came to see Ricky.

I missed him.

And I was wondering if he wanted to go for a hike today?

Oh, I'm afraid not. He has a brunch date with me today.

What? You didn't say anything about brunch.

Yes, I did.

You just forget everything.

And please don't disappoint me. I was really looking forward to it.

Do you want to go?

Well, Anna's going on a hike, so I'm sure you'll be fine away from her for a

hours.

Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

You guys go do your thing.

Just call me later, Ricky.

Yeah.

She's not even remotely in your league, honey.

I just don't get it.

Rachel, I appreciate your advice, but I'm in love with her.

I really wish you would start calling me mom.

I called my real mom, mom.

All I'm saying is she's just too young to realize what she has. And you're too

young to realize that she's too young.

I don't even know what that means.

I'm sorry, it doesn't even matter.

Come on, we have a brunch date.

Hey, what are you doing?

Nothing, just getting laundry together.

Okay, don't forget about my gym clothes, okay?

I know, right.

Do you need any help with anything?

No, I'm fine. I've got this taken care of, thank you.

Okay.

Look, I am not going to lecture you on this.

I hope not, since you're no better.

In fact, you're the one that gave me the idea.

That's not true. You were talking about your stepson all the time.

At least Nick and I were separated before Lucas and I hooked up. Oh, I'm

that made him feel better.

Like you fucking his son as soon as his suitcases hit the curb.

All I'm saying is be careful.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

I can try.

That being said, I totally get the rush.

The first time I hooked up with Lucas, it was mind -blowing. I mean, it

definitely makes me horny just thinking about it.

Hey, do you sometimes, like, smell his clothes when you miss him?

Um, no.

That's just fucking weird. Please tell me you don't do that. Of course not. I

mean, I've heard stories of people doing that.

Well.

So, do you have any idea what you're gonna do?

I have a plan, I think.

Anyways,

I better get out of here.

I've got so many errands to run.

Alright. Alright, I'll call you later. Alright.

Alright, bye.

Bye.

Lucas?

Mommy's horny. Come over.

Whoa. What's gotten into you?

Nothing. I'm just feeling a little reminiscent.

Oh!

Aww.

Tricky one.

Bye.

Tasty.

I don't even know what I like.

That's my girl.

Thank you, honey.

Fuck. I don't want it. Fuck. Can you help?

Yes, there we go.

That's so good.

God, there's really nothing better than fucking my stepson.

Yes, ma 'am.

What's up?

Did you enjoy watching me have sex with your father?

No, I was trying to hear where the noise was coming from.

Well, when you found out, you didn't leave.

Not right away.

I have a confession to make.

When you were standing there watching, it was the most turned on I had ever

felt.

I imagined you inside of me.

Rachel, this is taking things too far.

I know that we're close.

I know we're tied together, but we can't do this.

Of course we can.

We just gotta let it happen.

What? Do you not find me attractive?

Yeah, but... What about Dad?

And I'm in love with Anna.

Aw, we all think we're in love at 21.

But I'm talking about pure love.

can find out.

Hmm.

That's enough.

What do you mean?

Look how cute we look together.

You've been taking pictures all week.

And then you've been posting them on your social media.

And then you've been tagging me. And then they're all over my social media.

Can't a mother be proud of her son?

Rachel, you're not my real mom.

This needs to stop.

Calm down.

You're all worried for nothing.

Mommy's boy?

What the fuck, Ricky?

Your stepmom is obsessed with you.

I think she's going through a thing.

Midlife crisis or something.

Two times.

Two times this past week you have blown off plans with me because you were

spending time with her.

Is there something going on?

Absolutely not.

Ricky?

I think... Oh!

Hi, Anna.

Lovely seeing you again.

I was just leaving.

Wait, I thought we were going to the mall.

I don't think your stepmom gave you permission.

Oh, here they are.

What the actual fuck?

They must have just got mixed up in the laundry.

I said stop.

I just want things to go back how they were.

That's impossible now, Ricky.

No, wait.

Wait. Get your fucking hands off me.

We're done.

Why are we done?

This thing with your stepmom is just too fucking weird.

I know that you have some issues because you lost your real mom, but I can't be

in a relationship with Mama's boy.

Hey, what's up?

Hey, Dad.

I was thinking.

Maybe it's time I, uh, moved out.

Okay. Did you suddenly start making money to pay rent that I'm not aware of?

No.

It's just I'm 21 now and I have this useless degree.

So I was thinking maybe it's time to go out and get a real job. Make some actual

money.

Okay.

I think you have a pretty good deal here, son.

Yeah, but I think there's some things you and Rachel need to work on.

There's definitely some things Anna and I need to work on.

Well, what happened with her?

I cheated on her?

I didn't mean to.

She's been fine.

Who was the girl?

Was she even worth it?

No, it was just a stupid mistake.

No, it wasn't.

I finally have you and I'm not going to lose you.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I can't lose the only real man in this house.

What the fuck is she talking about?

Rachel, what the hell are you doing?

Tell him the truth, Ricky.

What the fuck is going on?

I'm so sorry, Dad.

You cheated on Anna with your fucking stepmother? We couldn't help ourselves.

There was just too much pent -up desire.

It had to happen.

No, it didn't. You weren't objecting when your dick was inside of me.

My own fucking son, you motherfucker.

No, no.

I'm a better man than that.

I'm gonna hit you where it really fucking hurts.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You just destroyed this family.

I destroyed it to save it. Now we don't have to hide how we truly feel about

each other.

I don't feel anything for you, Rachel.

Not anymore.

I never want to see you again.

I knew he was fucking her.

Oh my god, it just kept getting weirder and weirder.

This makes so much sense.

You had some suspicion.

I was totally blindsided.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't even think about how this could be affecting you.

I'm just... I'm so angry.

Well,

there is a way for us to get a little bit of revenge.

Only.

Ugh.

Oh.

Yeah, that's what I want. That's what I fucking want.

That's what I fucking want.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

That's fucking terrible.

Oh, my God.

could teach her son a thing or fucking two. That song is incredible.

That song is incredible. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, that feels so good. That feels so fucking good, yes.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, please.

Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it.

Yeah,

that's good.

Yeah, that's good.

I do.

Well, I did.

Ricky, just tell me she forced you to do it or blackmailed you or something.

I mean, I definitely had a dysfunctional relationship with my stepmother.

But I have to own the sex part.

Rachel was really attractive.

I was 21 when my dick got hard.

Well, thanks for being honest with me.

Whatever happened with my dad, him and I don't really talk much anymore.

Um, I kind of got a little carried away.

We thought that we could...

start a relationship.

So we tried and quickly realized that we both wanted something more than

just revenge.

So it didn't work out.

Why'd you text me?

Your dad told me to.

What?

Ricky.

He knew I was never his.

Because I was always yours.

So, are we... Yeah, that's the reason.

I was hoping that's why you reached out to me.

I wanted to ask you...

Do you want to maybe go to Paris with me next month?

What?

Really? How?

Well, I finally sold my script.

I was about to get a job washing cars when my worthless college degree pulled

through.

Oh, my God.

Ricky, I am so happy for you.

For us.

Hmm.

Thank you.

I have to go to the doctor.

UGH!

Okay.