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IT'S GOOD, YEAH?
MM-HMM.
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HMM-MMM, MLI.
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THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
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ON THE APPLE CRUMBLE SCALE,
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WHICH I'M PERFECTLY AWARE
DOES NOT EXIST,
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THAT WAS A 9.99.
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THANKS FOR INVITING US.
IT'S VERY GOOD.
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WELL, I THINK IT'S GREAT.
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WOULD YOU LIKE
ANOTHER BOWL?
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NO, I MEANT GETTING
TOGETHER LIKE THIS.
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OH.
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WE SHOULD DO IT
MORE OFTEN,
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LIKE WHEN WE WENT
TO GREY CUP.
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OH, YEAH... THE GREY CUP.
THAT WAS A--A GREAT GAME.
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A HELL OF A GAME.
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OH-HO, YEAH.
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THERE'S A GAME NOT TO MISS.
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I'M GLAD
I WAS THERE.
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THAT'S HOW TO SEE
A FOOTBALL GAME.
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IT'S JUST TOO BAD WE
COULDN'T HAVE ALL SAT TOGETHER.
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YEAH.
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YEAH, DAVIS.
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WELL, BY SPLITTING UP INTO
PAIRS, WE GOT BETTER SEATS.
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LIKE NOAH'S ARK.
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THANK GOD IT DIDN'T RAIN.
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YEAH.
YEAH.
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♪ YOU CAN TELL ME THAT
YOUR DOG RAN AWAY ♪
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♪ THEN TELL ME THAT
IT TOOK THREE DAYS ♪
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♪ I'VE HEARD EVERY JOKE
I'VE HEARD EVERY ONE YOU SAY ♪
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♪ YOU THINK THERE'S
NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪
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♪ LOOK CLOSER
BABY YOU'RE SO WRONG ♪
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♪ AND THAT'S WHY
YOU CAN STAY SO LONG ♪
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♪ WHERE THERE'S NOT
A LOT GOIN' ON ♪
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YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS
THOUGHT OF A SHORTCUT
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AS SOMETHING
THAT SAVES TIME.
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I NEVER SAID
THIS WAS A SHORTCUT.
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DID I USE
THE TERM SHORTCUT?
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YES.
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YOU SAID, "LET'S TAKE THE
GRID ROAD. IT'S A SHORTCUT."
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OH, YEAH. WELL, DON'T WORRY.
WE GOT LOTS OF TIME.
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WE'RE STILL GONNA
MAKE THE GAME.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S
WRONG WITH THE CAR?
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THIS IS A 1968 OLDSMOBILE
CUTLASS, 350 4 BARREL.
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IT'S GOT NO
CATALYTIC CONVERTER.
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I DON'T WANT TO GET
OVERLY TECHNICAL.
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WE'RE OUTTA GAS.
WE'RE OUTTA GAS.
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OH, GREAT.
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I FEEL LIKE I'M IN
HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN.
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DON'T WORRY, I WON'T
PUT THE MOVES ON YA.
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NO, IN HIGH SCHOOL
WE RAN OUT OF GAS A LOT.
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OH.
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THIS MUST BE KIND OF
EMBARRASSING FOR YOU,
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RUNNING OUT OF GAS WHEN
YOU OWN A GAS STATION.
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I GOT A JERRY CAN
IN THE TRUNK.
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WELL, THIS MUST BE KIND
OF EMBARRASSING FOR YOU,
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HAVING AN EMPTY JERRY CAN
WHEN YOU OWN A GAS STATION.
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WERE YOU THIS ANNOYING
IN HIGH SCHOOL?
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I'LL CALL A TOW TRUCK.
NO.
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I SAW A FARMHOUSE.
MAYBE WE CAN GET A RIDE.
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WELL, BRENT, JUST LET ME
CALL SOMEONE FOR HELP?
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THIS IS KIND OF
EMBARRASSING FOR ME.
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I OWN A GAS STATION.
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WHY ARE WE STOPPING?
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BECAUSE I WANT TO VISIT
MY BUDDY, RUSSELL.
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HE OWES ME 20 BUCKS.
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WHO'S RUSSELL? MY BUDDY.
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RUSSELL'S QUITE
A CHARACTER.
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I COULD TELL YOU
SOME FUNNY STORIES.
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OH, YEAH? LIKE WHAT?
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NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
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HAVE WE GOT TIME FOR THIS?
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WE GOT TIME, JACKASS.
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IF I WANTED TO HEAR COMPLAINTS,
I WOULDA DROVE HERE WITH EMMA.
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THANKS FOR LETTING
ME TAKE A DETOUR.
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AS LONG AS
WE HAVE THE TIME.
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IF I WANTED COMPLAINING,
I WOULD HAVE COME WITH OSCAR.
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I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
I LOVE SHOPPING.
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SOMETIMES A GIRL HAS TO
TAKE CARE OF HERSELF.
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SAY TO HECK WITH IT
AND SPLURGE A LITTLE.
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HEY, HERE WE ARE.
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I BUY EVERYBODY'S TICKETS
ON MY CREDIT CARD,
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THEN I GET THE PEOPLE TO PAY ME
BACK AND THAT WAY I GET
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THE FREQUENT FLYER POINTS.
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BUT YOU DON'T
LIKE TO FLY.
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I KNOW. I JUST LOVE
COLLECTING THE POINTS.
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WHAT ABOUT MILES?
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OH, NO. I'M OFF MILES.
JUST COLLECTING THE POINTS.
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DO YOU HAVE
THE TICKETS?
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MAYBE THEY'RE BACK
IN YOUR TRUCK.
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DID YOU CHECK THE
GLOVE COMPARTMENT?
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THEY'RE NOT IN THE
GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
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HOW CAN YOU BE SURE?
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BECAUSE THAT
COMPARTMENT'S
FOR GLOVES.
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YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
PUT OTHER THINGS IN THERE.
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I HATE TO THINK WHAT
YOU KEEP IN HANDBAG.
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HELLO?
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I DON'T THINK
ANYBODY'S HOME.
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I WONDER WHERE
THEY COULD BE.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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IT'S AS IF THERE'S
A HUGE FOOTBALL GAME ON
IN A NEARBY CITY.
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MAYBE THEY GOT THERE BY PUTTING
SOME SORT OF FUEL IN THEIR TANK.
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WILL YOU LET ME
CALL A TOW TRUCK?
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NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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FOR A GAS MAN, THIS EMPTY
JERRY CAN THING IS LIKE
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A BIG PURPLE BADGE OF SHAME.
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LET ME GO LOOK
AROUND BACK.
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HI.
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MY CAR IS BROKEN DOWN,
OR--OR MAYBE IT BROKE DOWN.
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WE DIDN'T RUN OUT OF GAS.
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BUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU
HAPPEN TO HAVE SOME,
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MAYBE YOU COULD BRING
SOME ALONG WITH YA.
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DO ANY OF YOUR STORIES
ABOUT YOUR BUDDY, RUSSELL,
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INVOLVE HIM NOT ANSWERING
THE DOOR?
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SHUT UP ABOUT THE STORIES.
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HE'S NOT HERE, OSCAR.
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HE'S HERE.
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JUST TRY THE DOOR.
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RUSSELL?
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I LOVE SHOPPING HERE.
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I BUY ALL MY CHRISTMAS
PRESENTS HERE.
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CHRISTMAS?
CAN'T PEOPLE TELL?
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NAH. ONCE YOU RIP
THE PRICE TAG OFF,
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PEOPLE DON'T KNOW IF
YOU SPENT A HUNDRED BUCKS
OR SEVEN CENTS.
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LET'S FACE IT,
PEOPLE AREN'T VERY BRIGHT.
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WHAT ABOUT THIS, UM,
BRACELET YOU, UH, BOUGHT
FOR ME FOR CHRISTMAS?
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WELL, YEAH.
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YEAH, WHERE--WHERE
DID I GET THAT?
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I GOT THAT, UM--OH,
HEY, LOOK, STRING.
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RUSSELL!
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HEY, OSCAR.
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DOES YOUR FRIEND, RUSSELL,
LIKE TO LIE ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR
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WITH A PHONE IN HIS HAND?
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NO.
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THEN EITHER THIS GUY
AIN'T RUSSELL
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OR YOUR FRIEND RUSSELL IS DEAD.
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I TOLD YOU HE WAS HERE.
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SUCCESS.
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I FILLED IT FROM A JERRY CAN
I FOUND IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK.
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NO LONGER A BADGE OF SHAME,
NOW A BADGE OF TRIUMPH.
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I WILL NOT BE DEFEAT--
OW, THAT'S HEAVY.
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BRENT, YOU CAN'T TAKE
SOMEBODY ELSE'S GAS.
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I LEFT A NOTE
AND SOME MONEY.
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WE'VE STILL GOT TIME
TO MAKE THE GAME.
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I'M JUST GOING TO
MAKE A QUICK CALL.
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WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
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MY MOTHER.
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RIGHT NOW?
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YEAH.
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HELLO.
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HI.
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UH, YOU KNOW THAT PROBLEM
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT EARLIER?
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HELLO?
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I'M CUTTING OUT.
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HI. YEAH, LISTEN, UM,
EVERYTHING IS TAKEN CARE OF.
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WE'RE ON OUR WAY, SO YOU
DON'T HAVE TO DO THE THING.
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OKAY? I LOVE YOU.
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SHE SAYS THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.
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THEY MUSTA CAUGHT
A RIDE BACK TO TOWN.
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SHE SAID SHE LOVES ME.
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SO, SHOULD WE TOW?
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WHEN IN DOUBT, TOW.
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GOOD OLD RUSSELL.
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HE WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR YA
WITH A KIND WORD AND A SMILE.
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WE'RE NEVER GONNA
MAKE THE GAME.
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AH, THE JERK WAS
ALWAYS MAKIN' ME LATE.
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WE CALLED THE POLICE
LIKE AN HOUR AGO.
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WEREN'T THEY SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
WITHIN 45 MINUTES OR SOMETHING?
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THAT'S PIZZA.
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LET'S JUST
WRITE A NOTE.
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A NOTE.
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MAYBE THAT'S ALL
I'LL GET, IS A NOTE.
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DID YOU EVER
THINK OF THAT?
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NO, NOT EVEN ONCE.
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"DEAR POLICE."
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WHAT ABOUT THE AMBULANCE GUYS?
YOU DON'T WANT TO SNUB THEM.
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"DEAR EMERGENCY WORKERS."
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THAT'S A REAL NICE BELT
RUSSELL'S WEARIN'.
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I LOVE
SHOPPING HERE. ME TOO.
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IT'S SO EASY TO KEEP A
RUNNING TALLY ON WHAT YOU SPEND.
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FIFTEEN ITEMS,
FIFTEEN BUCKS.
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WILL THAT BE EVERYTHING?
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YES.
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ARE YOU SURE?
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I DON'T LIKE YOUR TONE.
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WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT BRACELET?
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FROM HER,
YEAH. FOR CHRISTMAS.
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REALLY?
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HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN
THIS, THEN?
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WELL, I'LL HAVE TO
GO TO A SCALPER.
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ISN'T THAT WEIRD FOR YOU
TO GO TO A SCALPER?
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WHY?
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BECAUSE I'M A CREE MAN?
I RESENT THAT.
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BECAUSE YOU'RE A POLICE OFFICER
AND SCALPING TICKETS IS ILLEGAL.
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OH, YEAH.
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BUT WE CAN'T MISS
THE GREY CUP.
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WHY DID WE HAVE TO GET HERE
THREE HOURS EARLY?
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FOR SITUATIONS
JUST LIKE THIS.
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FINE.
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WELL, THERE'S A
SCALPER OVER THERE.
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YOU'RE CALLING
YOUR MOM AGAIN?
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AH, YOU KNOW? I WANT TO USE UP
THE MINUTES.
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00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,869
SHEESH. TIME TO CUT
THE APRON STRINGS.
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OH, I CAN'T GET SERVICE.
WE'LL BE AT THE CAR SOON.
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YEAH.
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YOU KNOW, I NEVER KNEW
IT SNOWED IN VEGAS.
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COME HERE AND HELP ME.
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WHAT ARE YA DOIN'?
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HE OWES ME 20 BUCKS.
HE'D WANT ME TO TAKE IT.
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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ALL RIGHT.
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YOU WANT TO HEAR
A FUNNY RUSSELL STORY?
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HERE'S A FUNNY RUSSELL STORY.
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IN 1963...
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OSCAR?
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WHEN I DIE, I WANT YOU
TO HAVE MY BELT.
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THAT'S NOT A FUNNY STORY.
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COME HERE, YA LITTLE WIENER,
AND HELP ME WITH THE BELT.
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ALL RIGHT, FINE.
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BUT WHEN WE GET THAT BELT
OFF HIM, I'M TAKIN' ONE
OF HIS SNOW GLOBES.
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GRAB HERE.
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THAT'S IT.
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OKAY, NOW,
ONE, TWO, THREE.
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OKAY, WE'VE DEFINITELY
GONE FAR ENOUGH NOW.
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NO, NO.
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00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:18,044
I--I THINK I SEE A--
I SEE IT JUST UP THERE.
226
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,248
OR MAYBE WE WALKED
PAST IT.
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I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF
IF I LET YOU CALL A TOW TRUCK.
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OH, COME ON.
229
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,489
DON'T BEAT YOURSELF
UP ABOUT IT.
230
00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:33,526
THINK OF THIS AS A--
AS AN ADVENTURE,
231
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,928
YOU KNOW, WALKING ALONG,
ENJOYING NATURE.
232
00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:37,129
YEAH.
233
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,031
PHYSICAL ACTIVITY
AND DIRECT SUNLIGHT,
234
00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:40,566
TWO OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS.
235
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,568
IF YOU WERE PLAYING
THE BAGPIPES,
236
00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:44,370
THIS WOULD BE
A PERFECT DAY.
237
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,441
COVER ME.
I'M GOIN' IN.
238
00:11:56,649 --> 00:12:01,087
I WOULD LIKE TO BUY SOME
MERCHANDISE FROM YOU.
239
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,622
SORRY?
240
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,126
I SAID I WANT TO BUY SOME
MERCHANDISE FROM YOU.
241
00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,028
I'LL PAY.
242
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:11,130
YOU CAN USE WHATEVER
WORD YOU WANT.
243
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,965
I'LL PAY.
244
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,067
OKAY.
245
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,603
YOU'RE UH...
246
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,172
UNDER ARREST.
247
00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:21,707
FOR SCALPING?
248
00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:24,844
FOR SOLICITING.
249
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:38,324
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT CAUGHT
STEALIN' A DEAD GUY'S BELT.
250
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,693
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL TALK US OUT OF THIS.
251
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,094
WITH YOUR
FUNNY STORY?
252
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:44,430
HE WANTED ME TO
HAVE THAT BELT.
253
00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:47,666
OH.
254
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:50,269
YOU KNOW HOW YOU COULD
MAKE IT FUNNIER?
255
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:56,876
OSCAR, WHEN I DIE,
I WANT YOU
TO HAVE MY BELT.
256
00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:04,650
HONK, HONK.
257
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,388
OKAY, IT'S TIME TO FACE FACTS.
MY CAR'S BEEN STOLEN.
258
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:11,791
LET'S NOT JUMP
TO CONCLUSIONS.
259
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,592
DO YOU HAVE
A BETTER EXPLANATION?
260
00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:15,094
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
261
00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:18,197
MAYBE--MAYBE YOU LEFT IT
IN NEUTRAL AND IT ROLLED AWAY.
262
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,833
DOWN ONE OF THESE STEEP
SASKATCHEWAN HILLS?
263
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,067
I DON'T KNOW, BRENT.
264
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:25,871
WHY WOULD SOMEONE
STEAL A CAR THAT WAS
OUT OF GAS, ANYWAY?
265
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:28,007
I--I BETTER CALL MY MOM.
266
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:32,711
YOU CALLED A TOW TRUCK.
267
00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:34,213
YEAH.
268
00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:37,850
BUT I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE
GOING TO COME AND TOW YOUR CAR.
269
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,852
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED
TOW TRUCKS.
270
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,587
I'M SORRY.
271
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:45,291
IT'S ALL RIGHT. JUST CALL THEM
NOW AND WE'LL GET THE CAR BACK.
272
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,592
OKAY.
273
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:52,231
MY PHONE DOESN'T WORK.
274
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,270
LET'S HEAD BACK
TO THE FARMHOUSE.
275
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:01,407
BRENT, YOU'RE LEAVING BEHIND
YOUR GASMAN'S BADGE OF TRIUMPH.
276
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,809
BELIEVE ME, IT WEIGHS
HEAVY ON MY CONSCIENCE.
277
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:07,246
BUT IT WEIGHS EVEN
HEAVIER ON MY SHOULDER.
278
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,950
DO YOU EXPECT ME TO
BELIEVE THAT SOMEBODY
279
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,486
GAVE YOU A 99¢ BRACELET
AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT?
280
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,690
THIS IS A WASTE OF
EVERYBODY'S TIME, HUH?
281
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,092
IN THE FIVE MINUTES
WE'VE SPENT ARGUING,
282
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,294
WE PROBABLY ALREADY COST
THE COMPANY A DOLLAR.
283
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:23,896
THAT WOULD TAKE TEN MINUTES.
284
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,331
OH, I'M SORRY.
285
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:26,832
GIVE ME THE BRACELET.
286
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,335
I WOULDN'T TOUCH HER
IF I WERE YOU.
287
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:31,370
I NEED
TO SEE IT.
288
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,172
OOF!
289
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:37,776
HONESTLY, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE A PROSTITUTE.
290
00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,411
I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE.
291
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,814
I'M A POLICE OFFICER PRETENDING
TO BE A PROSTITUTE.
292
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,549
I KNOW, I GET THAT.
293
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:47,052
I JUST DIDN'T THINK
YOU WERE A PROSTITUTE.
294
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:50,589
THE OUTFIT REALLY
DIDN'T SELL IT FOR ME.
295
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:54,226
ARE YOU SAYIN'
I DON'T KNOW MY JOB?
296
00:14:56,528 --> 00:15:01,533
NO, I DIDN'T--I MEAN YOU--
YOU LOOK VERY TRASHY.
297
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,569
THANK YOU.
298
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,671
HEY, LISTEN,
OFFICER.
299
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:10,709
LOOK, I'M A COP, TOO.
300
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,344
YEAH, RIGHT.
301
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:15,547
IF YOU'RE A COP, THEN
WHERE'S YOUR BADGE?
302
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,454
HEY.
303
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,657
I CAN'T MAKE BAIL.
304
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,592
WHY NOT?
305
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:29,728
I MAXED MY CREDIT CARDS OUT
BUYING THOSE GREY CUP TICKETS.
306
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,467
WE'RE GOING TO BE BUSY
WITH GREY CUP ROWDIES,
307
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,436
SO WE'RE GOING TO LET YOU GO.
308
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,905
BUT DON'T LET IT
HAPPEN AGAIN.
309
00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:41,807
I WANT MY BELT.
310
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:44,376
AW, OSCAR. GEEZ, MAN.
JUST LET IT GO.
311
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:48,047
RUSSELL, THE DEAD MAN, HE
WANTED ME TO HAVE THAT BELT.
312
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,348
OH, HEY, GET THIS.
313
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,984
THEY'RE WEARING THESE
FUNNY HATS, RIGHT?
314
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,987
AND THEN--HONK, HONK.
315
00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,456
I WANT MY BELT.
316
00:15:57,556 --> 00:16:02,461
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE FOR
YOU AND ME TO WORK THIS OUT?
317
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,634
WHAT SIZE JACKET'S THAT?
318
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,772
WELL, NO ONE'S
AT THE HOUSE.
319
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,608
OH, MY FEET
ARE KILLIN' ME.
320
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,644
MAN, TOO BAD THIS
WASN'T A WALKATHON.
321
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:20,646
WE COULD HAVE
RAISED SOME MONEY.
322
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:24,149
YOU JUST WANTED TO GET ME OUT
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,
323
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,585
ANOTHER OF YOUR INNOCENT
VICTIMS, LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL.
324
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:30,089
IF WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL,
YOU'D HAVE PUT THE MOVES ON ME.
325
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,224
I'D LOVE TO PUT
THE MOVES ON YOU,
326
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,626
BUT I'VE GOT
JERRY CAN ELBOW.
327
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:37,396
YOU WANT TO PUT
THE MOVES ON ME?
328
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,131
I DIDN'T MEAN IT
LIKE THAT.
329
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:42,568
I JUST MEANT OBVIOUSLY I'D LIKE
TO PUT THE MOVES ON YOU.
330
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:45,237
RIGHT. YEAH,
YOU'VE SAID THAT TWICE.
331
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:48,607
NATURALLY I WOULD WANT
TO PUT THE MOVES ON YA.
332
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,609
THAT'S THREE TIMES.
333
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:53,012
EXPLAIN THIS
WALKATHON IDEA.
334
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,447
I HAVE TO CALL
THE COPS,
YOU KNOW?
335
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:56,749
GO RIGHT AHEAD.
336
00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,986
YOU WILL BE BANNED FOR LIFE
FROM ALL THE DOLLAR STORES.
337
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,789
YOU MEAN NOT ALL STORES ARE
SEPARATELY OWNED AND OPERATED?
338
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:08,193
OH, YES, BUT WHEN IT COMES
TO MATTERS LIKE THIS,
339
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,596
THE DOLLAR STORES
WILL STAND UNITED.
340
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:13,132
HA-HEY-HEY,
HEY, CHAMP.
HAH-HA.
341
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,868
THAT'S--THAT'S SILLY,
ISN'T IT? YOU KNOW?
342
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:19,204
UH, WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE
YOU OUR GREY CUP TICKETS, HUH?
343
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,573
REALLY?
YEAH.
344
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:24,309
WOW.
WELL, YEAH,
O--OKAY.
345
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:27,813
BUT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
WITH TWO TICKETS?
346
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:30,149
OKAY, I BAIL YOU OUT
WITH MY CARD,
347
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,851
BUT I GET A TRIP
WITH YOUR POINTS?
348
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:36,755
CANADA OR CONTINENTAL
U.S. SHORT HAUL?
349
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:41,393
LONG-HAUL BUSINESS CLASS
OR I WALK AWAY RIGHT NOW.
OKAY, FINE.
350
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:43,028
LET'S JUST GET
OUT OF HERE.
351
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,164
NEXT?
352
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:48,033
HI. I'D LIKE TO--
353
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,234
HELLO?
354
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:52,604
I JUST SCORED TWO TICKETS
TO THE GREY CUP.
WANT TO GO?
355
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,939
SURE.
356
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,877
HEY.
357
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,215
YOU DON'T THINK I'M WORTH
PUTTIN' THE MOVES ON?
358
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:05,551
NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
359
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:09,254
IT'S JUST THAT I'M LACKING
IN THE MOVE DEPARTMENT.
360
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,657
WELL, YOU'VE
NEVER EVEN TRIED.
361
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:14,593
YOU KNOW, THAT KINDA MAKES
A GIRL FEEL UNAPPRECIATED.
362
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:17,296
YOU'RE NOT UNAPPRECIATED.
TRUST ME.
363
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:20,833
I MEAN YOU'RE SMART,
YOU'RE PRETTY,
364
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,469
WE HAVE LOTS OF FUN TOGETHER.
365
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:26,738
AS FAR AS I KNOW, WE'RE
NOT RELATED IN ANY WAY.
366
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,743
THEN WHY NOT?
367
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,250
HEY, CAROLINE.
WHAT ARE YOU--
368
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:41,120
OH, SORRY. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE MY COW.
369
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:49,695
I GOT MY BELT AND I GOT RID
OF THAT STUPID JACKET.
370
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:51,930
THIS IS THE BEST
DAY OF MY LIFE.
371
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,932
YOU GOT THE TICKETS?
372
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,569
CRAP!
373
00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,605
HEY, RANDY.
374
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,373
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAN.
375
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,275
OH. THANK YOU.
376
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:09,815
GREY CUP TICKETS?
377
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,350
WELL, YEAH.
378
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,085
ALL RIGHT!
379
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,921
IF WE HURRY, WE CAN
STILL MAKE KICK OFF.
380
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,229
I STILL GET THE FLIGHT,
THOUGH, RIGHT?
381
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:28,267
WELL, I GOT
SOME GOOD NEWS.
382
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:31,036
IT ISN'T THE ENGINE THAT'S
BROKEN. IT'S THE GAS GAUGE.
383
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:32,571
BUT DON'T WORRY.
384
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:35,374
I GOT A JERRY CAN
IN THE BACK.
385
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,913
WAIT FOR IT.
386
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:45,517
WHAT THE HECK?
IT'S EMPTY.
387
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:56,228
YEAH, THAT WAS
A GOOD GREY CUP.
388
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,629
SURE WAS.
389
00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:00,365
I'LL SEE YOU IN TWO WEEKS.
I'M GOING TO HAWAII.
390
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:01,466
DON'T RUB IT IN.
391
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,869
BEST GAME EVER,
EH, HANK?
392
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,704
YEAH, SURE, OSCAR.
393
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,806
I REALLY ENJOYED IT, TOO.
394
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:10,042
YEAH. TOO BAD, THOUGH,
WE COULDN'T SIT TOGETHER.
395
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,243
LET'S GO.
396
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,445
WELL, I'M GOING
TO THE BAR.
397
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,281
YEAH, I'LL BE THERE
IN A SECOND.
398
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:23,889
HEY.
399
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,024
HEY.
400
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:28,093
YOU KNOW WHAT?
401
00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:31,830
I WAS THINKING WE SHOULD
GO TO A FOOTBALL GAME
FOR REAL SOMETIME.
402
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,865
YEAH? OH, THAT
WOULD BE GREAT.
403
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:37,169
AND MAYBE THIS TIME ALL EIGHT
OF US CAN ACTUALLY GO TOGETHER.
404
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,904
ALL EIGHT OF US?
405
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,206
OR IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE ALL EIGHT.
406
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,008
NO. NO, THAT WOULD BE GOOD.
407
00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:44,243
OR, I DON'T KNOW.
408
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,844
IT'S OKAY.
409
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,779
IT'S LIKE AT THE FARM,
YOU KNOW?
410
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:50,582
I MEAN SOMETIMES THINGS HAPPEN
AND SOMETIMES THEY DON'T.
411
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,685
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA
JUST SEIZE THE MOMENT.
412
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,420
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
413
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:59,625
GEEZ, THAT CAR
HAD ALASKA PLATES.
414
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,427
HOW FAR AWAY ARE WE
FROM ALASKA?
415
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,763
I'M GOING TO
CALL IT A NIGHT.
416
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,633
I'LL SEE YA TOMORROW?
417
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,211
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