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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,606 --> 00:00:08,541 NICE STOP, BUDDY. 2 00:00:08,641 --> 00:00:10,710 WELL, I AM MASTER OF THE ASS SAVE. 3 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:12,212 OKAY, LOOK SHARP. 4 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:14,447 PRACTICE UP FOR THE NEW SEASON. 5 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:16,383 OW! 6 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:18,485 THOSE ARE ROCKS, YA TOOL. 7 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:19,719 ALL RIGHT. 8 00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:21,388 HERE, WE'LL USE THIS. 9 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:24,391 YOU'RE NOT TOO SENSITIVE FOR A JUICE BOX, ARE YA? 10 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:26,359 I DON'T KNOW. STRAW'S STILL IN IT. 11 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:28,128 THAT COULD PUNCTURE MY WINDPIPE. 12 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:29,195 WIMP. 13 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,630 HERE WE GO. 14 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,298 I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK SILLY. 15 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:33,867 OH-HO-HO! LUCKY SAVE. 16 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,869 COME ON, GET BACK IN YOUR CREASE. 17 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,371 GET IN THE CREASE! I STARTED IN MY CREASE! 18 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:39,439 IN YOUR CREASE! GEEZ! 19 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:40,306 YOU'RE IN MY-- 20 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:42,542 CAR! 21 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,819 OH, GAS, RIGHT. 22 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:58,391 ♪ YOU CAN TELL ME THAT YOUR DOG RAN AWAY ♪ 23 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:01,895 ♪ THEN TELL ME THAT IT TOOK THREE DAYS ♪ 24 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:05,298 ♪ I'VE HEARD EVERY JOKE I'VE HEARD EVERY ONE YOU SAY ♪ 25 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:11,538 ♪ YOU THINK THERE'S NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪ 26 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:15,241 ♪ LOOK CLOSER BABY YOU'RE SO WRONG ♪ 27 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:18,878 ♪ AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN STAY SO LONG ♪ 28 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:21,981 ♪ WHERE THERE'S NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪ 29 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:27,720 GAS PUMPED BY NUMBER 01, BRENT LEROY. 30 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:31,257 ARE YOU GOING TO BE ANNOUNCING AT HOCKEY AGAIN THIS YEAR? 31 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,725 TIME, 11:31. 32 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:35,595 EXCELLENT. I LOVE THE WAY YOU CALL GAMES. 33 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,597 WHAT IS IT YOU CALL A GOAL? 34 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:38,298 TWINE TICKLER. 35 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:40,166 PREMATURE. AH, OFFSIDE? 36 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:41,801 SOMEBODY ELBOWS IN THE MOUTH? 37 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:43,236 BENDER IN THE BEER HOLE. 38 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:44,737 I MAKE A HUGE SAVE? 39 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,806 THAT'S NEVER COME UP. 40 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,109 HEY, HANK. HEY. 41 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:51,144 CHOCOLATE MILK, TO GO, PLEASE. 42 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:53,113 WHAT, NO COFFEE? 43 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,815 NO. GOTTA BULK UP. HOCKEY SEASON STARTS THIS WEEK. 44 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:56,950 WE HAVE A TEAM? 45 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,017 YEAH. 46 00:01:58,017 --> 00:01:59,352 WOW. WHAT'S IT CALLED? 47 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:00,887 RIVERDOGS. 48 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:02,055 AH. 49 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:04,357 THE DOG RIVER RIVERDOGS. 50 00:02:04,357 --> 00:02:05,792 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE ALLOWED 51 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,827 TO USE OTHER LETTERS IN THE ALPHABET. 52 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:10,897 WHAT IS A RIVERDOG, ANYWAY? 53 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:13,032 I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST SOUNDS COOL. 54 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,835 I MEAN, WHAT'S A BRUIN? IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 55 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:17,837 BRUIN MEANS BEAR. 56 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:20,340 YEAH, RIGHT. BOSTON BEARS. 57 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,241 NICE TRY. 58 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:23,076 YEAH. 59 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:24,644 HEY, HEY, BRENT. HI. 60 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,746 BETTER GET SOME LOTION FOR YOUR NECK. 61 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:28,381 KEEP WALKIN'. 62 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:29,983 WHY DO YOU NEED LOTION? 63 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,351 HANK WAS BEING HILARIOUS. 64 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:33,286 OH. 65 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,422 YOU SEE, I PLAY GOALIE FOR THE RIVERDOGS. 66 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:40,126 SO THE JOKE IS I LET IN SO MANY GOALS THAT MY NECK 67 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:42,795 GETS SUNBURNED FROM THE RED LIGHT GOING ON. 68 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:49,135 SO YOU'RE NOT THE WORLD'S GREATEST GOALIE, EH? 69 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:52,238 NOPE, HE AIN'T. BUT HE IS THE BEST DAMN GOALIE 70 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:54,307 IN THE ENTIRE PICKEREL VALLEY HOCKEY LEAGUE. 71 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:55,875 THE RIVERDOGS WOULD BE AN EMBARRASSMENT 72 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,844 IF IT WEREN'T FOR THIS BROAD BUGGER. 73 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,879 THAT WAS ALMOST A COMPLIMENT, KIND OF. 74 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:01,848 YOU SAID YOU WERE A LOUSY GOALIE. 75 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,384 I SAID I LET IN A LOT OF GOALS, 76 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:06,686 BECAUSE I GET ABOUT 110 SHOTS A GAME. 77 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:08,988 NO NEUTRAL ZONE TRAP FOR YOU GUYS, HUH? 78 00:03:09,088 --> 00:03:10,757 WELL, OUR DEFENSEMEN CAN'T SKATE BACKWARDS. 79 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:12,158 THAT'S THE CRUX OF IT. 80 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:13,893 SO WHAT BRINGS YOU AROUND HERE? 81 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:15,695 I'M HERE TO SEE YOU, ACTUALLY. 82 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,764 BUT I'M GLAD I SAW YOU . 83 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:19,399 I'M RONNY. CALL ME ROCKET. 84 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:22,769 I'M LACEY. YOU CAN CALL ME THAT. 85 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:25,238 RONNY, HERE, PLAYS FOR STONEWOOD. 86 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,440 WHAT DO THEY CALL THEIR TEAM, THE WOODSTONES? 87 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,775 NO. 88 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:30,243 THE SAINTS. 89 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:31,978 SO WHAT'S YOUR STORY, ROCKET? 90 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:33,246 ROCKET RONNY RAYMORE, 91 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:35,415 BORN AND RAISED IN STONEWOOD, SASKATCHEWAN, 92 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:39,319 WHERE HE GREW UP TO BECOME A GUY WHO GIVES HIMSELF A NICKNAME. 93 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:41,254 I DIDN'T GIVE MYSELF THE NICKNAME. 94 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:43,523 THAT'S OKAY. I USED TO CALL MYSELF XANADU. 95 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:46,626 IT'S A GOOD MOVIE. 96 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,563 I CAME HERE TO SEE IF YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED 97 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,165 IN SWITCHING SWEATERS. 98 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:54,734 BUT YOU WEAR LIKE, A MEDIUM. 99 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,502 HOCKEY SWEATER, SMART GUY. 100 00:03:56,502 --> 00:04:00,173 I'M HERE TO SEE IF YOU WANT TO PLAY GOAL FOR THE SAINTS. 101 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:03,176 WHAT? LEAVE THE RIVERDOGS? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 102 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:05,144 I'M A DOG THROUGH TO THE CORE. 103 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:07,513 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK-- UNLIMITED BAR TAB. 104 00:04:07,513 --> 00:04:09,249 I'M LISTENING. 105 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,554 OH! OH! 106 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,225 DID YOU TURN IT OFF? 107 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:21,194 YES, I TURNED IT OFF. 108 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,996 I THINK IT'S HAVING A SEIZURE. 109 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,330 IT'S FINE. 110 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:27,734 THE CARB'S SUCKIN' ON THE FUEL PUMP FOR A BIT, THAT'S ALL. 111 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,702 I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD SHOOT IT. 112 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:32,872 I'LL REMEMBER THAT THE NEXT TIME YOU START COUGHING. 113 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:36,376 IF I EVER MAKE SOUNDS LIKE THIS, I'LL WELCOME THE BULLET. 114 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,580 HA HA! 115 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,915 AND FERLIN TIRE IS ONE OF OUR SPONSORS. 116 00:04:42,915 --> 00:04:45,852 PLAY GOAL FOR US AND GET BOOTS FOR YOUR CAR. 117 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,220 SWEET. 118 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,454 STILL, THOUGH. 119 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:51,424 YOU'D LIKE PLAYING IN TOP OF THE LINE BRAND NEW EQUIPMENT. 120 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:55,061 AREN'T YOU THE KID THAT HAD TO PLAY WITH THE WOODEN GOALIE PADS? 121 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,267 NO. 122 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:03,436 WHERE'S BRENT? DO YOU HAVE ANY FRESH BREAD? 123 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:04,570 WHO'S MINDING THE PUMPS? 124 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:07,173 AT THE RUBY. NOT UNTIL 2:00. AND NO ONE. 125 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:09,876 HE JUST LEAVES THE PUMPS? SOMEBODY COULD ROB THE PLACE. 126 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:11,477 THEY COULD STEAL A SQUEEGEE. 127 00:05:11,577 --> 00:05:13,179 THEY'RE RIGGED WITH EXPLOSIVES. 128 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,782 MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE BRENT LOOK AT THE CAR. 129 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:18,251 WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE CAR? 130 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,519 OH! 131 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,087 WHAT? 132 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:22,455 I DON'T KNOW, RONNY. 133 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:25,325 I'M FLATTERED AND EVERYTHING, BUT I HAVE TO DECLINE THE OFFER. 134 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,393 HEY, YA FIVE-HOLE. 135 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:30,997 WHAT'S THIS JERK DOIN' HERE? 136 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:33,566 RONNY, HERE, ASKED ME TO PLAY FOR THE SAINTS. 137 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:35,034 WHAT? 138 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:36,669 YOU GOT A LOTTA NERVE, BUDDY. 139 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:39,605 I HOPE YOU TOLD HIM TO GO HUMP A STUMP. 140 00:05:39,605 --> 00:05:41,541 BETTER. I DECLINED THE OFFER. 141 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:43,042 HE HAD NO COMEBACK. 142 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:44,944 HEY, NO SKIN OFF MY NOSE. 143 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:47,347 BUT IF YOU WERE TO PLAY FOR US, 144 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,717 YOU WOULDN'T BE HUMILIATED BY ME SCORING ON YOU EVERY GAME. 145 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,285 NOT EVERY GAME. 146 00:05:57,056 --> 00:05:58,891 THIS NEVER HAPPENED. 147 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:00,493 SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY. 148 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:02,795 YEAH? WELL, WHY DON'T YOU SPEAK LEAVE-APHORICALLY? 149 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:03,996 SCRAM-APHORICALLY. 150 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:05,498 PISSOFF-APHORICALLY. 151 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:07,066 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS, SEVEN? 152 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:09,001 "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS, SEVEN?" 153 00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:14,040 BURN. OH, YEAH. 154 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:19,746 HEY, OSCAR. CAR TROUBLE? 155 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:21,247 IT'S FINE. 156 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:23,282 WHY IS THE HOOD UP? 157 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:27,086 EMMA'S AFTER ME TO FIX IT, SO I'M OUT HERE TO SHUT HER UP. 158 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:29,689 IF THE HOOD IS UP, SHE CAN'T SEE ME. 159 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:32,325 YEAH, A REAL SUPER SPY. 160 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:36,829 UH, I CAME TO USE YOUR SKATE SHARPENER. 161 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:39,265 GETTING READY FOR THE SEASON OPENER, EH? 162 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:41,267 GEEZ, I CAN'T WAIT. 163 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:43,269 I HEARD WE ALMOST LOST BRENT. 164 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:44,804 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 165 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:47,240 THE STONEWOOD SAINTS ASKED HIM TO PLAY FOR THEM. 166 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,275 THEY WHAT? SONS A-- 167 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:53,112 HOW WOULD THEY LIKE IT IF WE WENT THERE AND BURNT DOWN THEIR RINK? 168 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:57,316 THAT GENUINELY SEEMS LIKE AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO YOU? 169 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:04,090 HEYA. OH, HEY. 170 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,759 THE TEAM MEETING STARTED WITHOUT YA. 171 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:09,762 SOME BRILLIANT STRATEGIZING GOING ON, NO DOUBT? 172 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:11,531 YOU MISSED THE TEN MINUTE ARGUMENT 173 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:13,833 ABOUT HOW MUCH A PUCK WEIGHS. 174 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,836 LET'S REVIEW BRENT'S COMPENSATION PACKAGE. 175 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:20,440 WE GOT THESE COUPONS AND, UH, 176 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,609 THIS HERE CARD'S GOOD FOR A FREE SANDWICH. 177 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:27,280 WELL, TWO MORE STAMPS IT'S GOOD FOR A FREE SANDWICH. 178 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,349 AND THIS. 179 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,518 WHAT THE HELL'S THAT? 180 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:34,153 POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS TAPE. 181 00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:36,289 IT'S GOT A MILLION USES. 182 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,057 HEY, GUYS. 183 00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:39,926 WHAT'S ALL THIS JUNK? 184 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:43,229 THINK OF IT AS, UH, YOUR SIGNING BONUS. 185 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,932 WOW. COUPONS AND TAPE? 186 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:47,934 IF SALARIES KEEP SKYROCKETING LIKE THIS, 187 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:50,036 DOG RIVER COULD LOSE THE FRANCHISE. 188 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:52,104 LOOK, WE NEED TO FORMULATE A PLAN 189 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:54,073 FOR THE OPENER AGAINST THE SAINTS. 190 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:56,075 IN LIEU OF ACTUAL PRACTICE. 191 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:59,545 PRACTICING IS GOOD IN THEORY. IN REALITY IT TIRES US OUT. 192 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:02,014 THE IMPORTANT THING IS MORALE. 193 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:03,950 YOU'RE MORALE, BRENT. 194 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,719 YOU SCARED US WHEN YOU THOUGHT ABOUT LEAVING THE TEAM. 195 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:09,755 IT IS TEMPTING TO BE ON THE SAME TEAM AS RONNY. 196 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:12,124 HE'S THE ONLY GUY WHO SCORES ON ME. 197 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:15,928 YOU CAN'T BLAME BRENT. YOU GUYS ARE TAKING HIM FOR GRANTED. 198 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:17,163 NO, NO, NO, LACEY. 199 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,965 HE'S ONE HELL OF A GOALIE. 200 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:20,333 IT--IT'S FINE, REALLY. 201 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,436 YOU TELL HIM TO LOTION UP HIS NECK, CALL HIM FIVE-HOLE. 202 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:26,539 WANDA SAYS I NEVER MAKE ANY BIG SAVES. 203 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:30,142 ALL RIGHT. BRENT, YOU'RE A GREAT GOALIE 204 00:08:30,142 --> 00:08:32,778 AND WE NEED YOU BETWEEN THE PIPES. YEAH. 205 00:08:32,778 --> 00:08:34,914 IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME, 206 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,149 DON'T GIVE UP SO MANY SHOTS ON NET. 207 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:39,685 WHY DO YOU GUYS GIVE UP SO MANY SHOTS? 208 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:43,022 WE TURN THE PUCK OVER A LOT AT THE BLUE LINE. 209 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:45,458 SO THEY'RE PROBABLY BRINGING FORWARDS HARD ON THE FORECHECK, 210 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:48,861 PRESSURING YOUR D INTO BAD PASSES OUT OF THE ZONE, HUH? 211 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,632 PROBABLY. SURE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT. 212 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:55,134 YEAH, I THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE DOIN'. 213 00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:57,336 THAT'S SOMETHING YOUR COACH WOULD PICK UP ON. 214 00:08:57,336 --> 00:08:58,938 THAT BRINGS US TO NEW BUSINESS. 215 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:01,440 WE SHOULD REALLY THINK ABOUT GETTING A COACH. 216 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,443 A LOT OF TEAMS HAVE THEM, EVEN IN THE N.H.L. 217 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:07,880 YOU GUYS! I KNOW HOCKEY. I COULD COACH. 218 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,549 THINK ABOUT IT. 219 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:14,287 YOU'LL GET BACK TO ME. 220 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,533 DID YOU GET THE CAR FIXED? 221 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:29,101 UH, YEAH. 222 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:32,405 IT WAS A AIR POCKET IN THE FLEX INHIBITOR. 223 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,473 FLEX INHIBITOR? 224 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:38,210 IT'S RIGHT BETWEEN THE, UM, HEMI QUADS. 225 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,951 WHAT DOES BRUIN MEAN? 226 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,954 IT MEANS BOILING SLOWLY OR SIMMERING AT A LOW TEMPERATURE. 227 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:51,557 NO, NO, NO. BRUIN, B-R-U-I-N. 228 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:54,794 OH. THAT'S JUST A FANCY WAY OF SAYING URSUS. 229 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:56,729 URSUS? HIYA, GUYS. 230 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:59,465 SO, DID YOU THINK IT OVER? 231 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:01,233 OH, COME ON. 232 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:05,071 YOU DON'T HAVE A COACH, YOU NEED A COACH, I CAN COACH. 233 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:07,540 LOOK, LACEY, UH, NO OFFENCE, 234 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,476 BUT I TALKED TO SOME OF THE GUYS ABOUT IT AND, 235 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:13,479 WELL, WE'RE JUST NOT TOO KEEN ON THE IDEA. 236 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:14,914 AND, BY THE WAY, BRUIN, 237 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:19,418 IT DOESN'T BEAR, IT MEANS YURSUS . 238 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:23,122 BEAR! 239 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:26,425 WHY ARE THE GUYS SO AGAINST ME BEING THE COACH? 240 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:28,794 WELL, I'M NOT SURE. LET'S ASK YOUR PENIS. 241 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,796 EXCUSE ME, LACEY'S PENIS-- 242 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:32,798 WHAT THE? YOU DON'T HAVE ONE. 243 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:36,535 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS? I'M SERIOUS. I DIDN'T SEE ONE. 244 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:39,338 THEY DON'T WANT ME TO COACH BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN? 245 00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:41,974 DOESN'T THAT STRIKE YOU AS BEING SEXIST? 246 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:45,077 WELL, NOT SO MUCH SEXIST AS JUST-- 247 00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:46,812 WELL, YEAH, SEXIST IS RIGHT, YEAH. 248 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,781 AH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 249 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:51,751 CAN YOU AND I WALK OUT IN PUBLIC WITHOUT BEING MARRIED? 250 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,886 WILL I GET ARRESTED FOR WEARING PANTS? 251 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,554 I DOUBT IT. 252 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,491 I KNOW MORE ABOUT HOCKEY THAN ANYBODY IN THIS TOWN. 253 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,693 BUT YOU GUYS ARE SAYING NO WOMEN ALLOWED? 254 00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:02,728 HANG ON. NOBODY'S SAYING NO WOMEN ALLOWED. 255 00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:05,665 WHAT THEY'RE SAYING IS, THERE'S NEVER BEEN WOMEN BEFORE. 256 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,167 A WOMAN COACH IS NEW TO THESE GUYS. 257 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,803 THEREFORE IT'S, UH, WEIRDNESS NEWNESS. 258 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:13,039 THEY'RE FRIGHTENED AND CONFUSED BY THE WEIRD NEWNESS. 259 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:14,740 THE WEIRD NEWNESS. OKAY. 260 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:17,877 PEOPLE AROUND HERE WRANKLE AT THINGS THAT ARE DIFFERENT. 261 00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:19,679 THEY'RE WRANKLIN' AT THE WEIRD NEWNESS. 262 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,214 JUST GIVE THEM TIME. EASE THEM INTO IT. 263 00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:25,718 LIKE A FROG. 264 00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:27,353 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 265 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,389 IF YOU PUT A FROG IN BOILING WATER, IT'LL DIE, RIGHT? 266 00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:32,858 BUT IF YOU PUT A FROG INTO TEPID WATER 267 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,094 AND SLOWLY RAISE THE TEMPERATURE DEGREE BY DEGREE, 268 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:38,330 THE WATER CAN BOIL AND THE FROG WON'T DIE. 269 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:41,901 I THINK I'LL SKIP THE SOUP OF THE DAY TOMORROW. 270 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,571 COME ON, WOMAN. 271 00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,840 WE'RE GONNA MISS THE OPENING FACEOFF. 272 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,475 I HAD TO GET MY CUSHION. 273 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:52,945 THOSE COLD SEATS GIVE ME THE FROSTY PILES. 274 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:56,282 IF WE GET IN THIS CAR AND IT DOESN'T START, 275 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:59,218 I SWEAR, BY ALL THAT'S HOLY, 276 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,687 I'LL THROTTLE YOU WITH AN EXTENSION CORD. 277 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:02,888 DONE. 278 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:06,125 BUT IF IT DOES START, YOU HAVE TO SHUT UP ABOUT IT. 279 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,727 DONE. 280 00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:33,319 YOU'RE MY HERO. LET'S JUST GO. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. 281 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,154 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 282 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:37,389 IT'S ALMOST SHUT UP O'CLOCK. 283 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,096 HUGE CROWD OUT THERE, BOYS. 284 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,464 WHAT DO YA FIGURE? 285 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,099 IT'S GOTTA BE CLOSE TO 50. 286 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,135 LET'S NOT DISAPPOINT THEM, BOYS. 287 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,170 I HATE LOSING TO THIS TEAM! 288 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,872 I HATE LOSING IN GENERAL, BUT, 289 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,740 ESPECIALLY TO THIS TEAM! 290 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,276 AND YOU GUYS STAY ON THAT ROCKET RONNY. 291 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,445 I HATE GETTING DEKED OUT BY THAT GUY. 292 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,014 I HATE GETTING DEKED. IT'S LIKE BEING TRICKED. 293 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:04,917 HE SAYS "I'M GOING TO GO LEFT," THEN HE GOES RIGHT. 294 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,819 AND HE SCORES AND HE'S A HERO 295 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:09,088 AND I'M A GULLIBLE JACKASS. 296 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,627 SO, STAY ON HIM, IS ALL. 297 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,128 LET'S GO, DOGS! 298 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:19,632 HEY, HEY, DOGS, DOGS, DOGS, DOGS, DOGS, DOGS, DOGS, DOGS! 299 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,634 LET'S GO, BOYS! 300 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,670 WANDA'S NOT GONNA PLAY THAT WHO LET THE DOGS OUT SONG 301 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:26,539 AGAIN THIS YEAR, IS SHE? 302 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:30,009 I MADE HER PROMISE TO GET A DIFFERENT DOG SONG. 303 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,977 AND HERE COME OUR RIVERDOGS! 304 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,314 ♪ Woof, woof, woof, Woof, woof, woof ♪ 305 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,684 ♪ Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof ♪ 306 00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:41,020 WELL, THAT BACKFIRED. 307 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,126 DON'T FORGET YOUR CUSHION. GOT IT. 308 00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:48,994 YOU HAVE YOUR LOUD CLAPPING GLOVES? 309 00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:52,731 GO RIVERDOGS! 310 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,536 THE ELECTRIC LOCK MUST BE ON! 311 00:13:57,536 --> 00:13:59,705 GO ON, OPEN! 312 00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:01,740 IT'S THE FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON. 313 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:07,213 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 314 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,250 AN EXTENSION CORD. 315 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,024 SAINTS GAIN THE ZONE. 316 00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,061 HERE'S THE SHOT. 317 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,163 BIG-TIME SAVE! 318 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,100 PASS ACROSS THE CREASE. 319 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,035 DENIED! 320 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,239 OOH! OUCH! 321 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,541 HANK YARBO GETS HIS RIBS RATTLED. 322 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,244 HE LOOKS A LITTLE WOOZY, 323 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:41,413 REMINISCENT OF THE TIME HE WAS KICKED BY A DONKEY. 324 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,718 HEY, I'LL GET IT. 325 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:53,025 THERE YA GO. HEY, DON'T MIND ME. 326 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:57,062 I'LL BE YOUR DOOR GIRL, PERSON, DOOR PERSON. 327 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,333 OOOH! 328 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,369 A BIG HIT! 329 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:08,307 HE'LL BE PICKING PAINT OUT OF HIS PANTS FOR A WEEK. 330 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:11,243 SAINTS COME IN ON A 2 AND O. 331 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,212 HE STRIKES AGAIN! 332 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,147 REBOUND. 333 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,016 YEAH. WHOO! WHOO! 334 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,050 DAMMIT! 335 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,652 I MEAN, HE SCORES. 336 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,622 ARE YOU PUSHING THE DOWN BUTTON? 337 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:25,958 NO, I'M ADJUSTING THE REAR VIEW MIRROR. 338 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,993 OF COURSE I'M PUSHING THE DOWN-- 339 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:30,663 OKAY, NOW I'M PUSHING THE DOWN BUTTON. 340 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:34,133 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' OUT HERE? 341 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,668 OH! I'M--I'M SORRY. 342 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,202 I'LL LEAVE YOU GUYS ALONE. 343 00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:38,737 NO! NO! 344 00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:41,573 WE'RE STUCK, KAREN. WE CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR. 345 00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:42,775 OKAY, COVER YOUR FACE. 346 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,276 I'M GONNA SMASH THE WINDOW. 347 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,245 NO! 348 00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:49,682 WE'RE NOT SUFFOCATING. WE'RE STUCK. 349 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:53,886 GO FIND SOMETHING TO JIMMY THE LOCK. 350 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,888 OKAY. 351 00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:00,559 EARLY INTO THE SECOND PERIOD AND IT'S ALL SAINTS SO FAR. 352 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:02,528 THE DOGS ARE PLAYING LIKE MY GRANDMA, 353 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:05,164 ONLY LESS PHYSICAL. 354 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,504 I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF SUFFOCATING, 355 00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:14,006 UNTIL YOU MENTIONED IT. 356 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:20,779 THE CAR'S NOT AIRTIGHT, IT'S BARELY RAIN TIGHT. 357 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,350 WHERE THE HELL'S KAREN? 358 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:31,290 GOOD HUSTLE OUT THERE, BOYS! GOOD HUSTLE. 359 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,292 ANYONE SEEN MY PANCREAS? 360 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:36,195 COME ON, WE'RE ONLY DOWN A GOAL, BOYS! 361 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,696 WE CAN DO THIS! 362 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,898 YEAH, WE GOT A GOAL LAST SEASON. 363 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:41,934 HERE YA GO, HANK. 364 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,435 THANKS. 365 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:45,037 NICE JOB. 366 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,740 AH, NO PROBLEM. HOPE YOU GET A GOAL WITH IT. 367 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:52,044 PERHAPS FROM THE TOP OF THE HASHMARKS WHEN THEIR DEFENSEMAN COVERS OUR CENTRE. 368 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:57,583 YOU KNOW, OR HOWEVER IT PLAYS OUT. 369 00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:04,757 OSCAR! 370 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,458 I DID NOT! 371 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,460 YOU DID. 372 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:09,461 LET'S GO, BILLY. 373 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:10,729 PLAY SHARP, LLOYD. 374 00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:12,031 LOOKIN' GOOD, DAVIS. 375 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,133 LOSE THE SMOKE, FRANK. 376 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,802 IT'S A BARN BURNER, FOLKS. 377 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:19,772 MINUTES TO GO AND OUR BOYS ARE ONLY DOWN BY ONE. 378 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,273 ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN. 379 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,742 HEY! REMEMBER THE GOAL WE GOT LAST YEAR. 380 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,811 OKAY, SHORT SHIFTS, KEEP THE LEGS FRESH. 381 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:34,486 COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING TO USE ON THE LOCKS. 382 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:38,190 LOOK UNDER THE HOOD. 383 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:43,595 THERE MIGHT BE A BLOCK IN THE FLEX INHIBITOR. 384 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:47,800 TIME OUT, TIME OUT! 385 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,069 HEY, EVERYONE, OUR TEAM'S GOT A COACH! 386 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,739 TIME'S TICKING. WE NEED TO GAIN THEIR ZONE. 387 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,241 NOTHING GOES UP THE MIDDLE. 388 00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:58,877 DAVIS, CHIP THE PUCK UP THE BOARDS TO CENTRE, 389 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,045 HANK DRILL IT IN. 390 00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,247 WINGERS, DRIVE IT HARD TO THE CORNER. 391 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,683 D, GET SOME TRAFFIC IN FRONT OF THE NET, 392 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,385 PASS IT INTO THE CREASE, 393 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:09,088 AND THEN EVERYBODY GET LUMBER ON IT. OKAY? 394 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,256 WE MIGHT GET LUCKY AND TIP ONE HOME. 395 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,825 GO! 396 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,493 WHO'S YOUR MOMMY?! 397 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:21,266 ONE OF THE CABLES ON YOUR BATTERY IS JARRED LOOSE. 398 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,471 IS THAT THE THING YOU HIT WITH THE HAMMER? 399 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:39,351 PUCK GETS CENTRED. 400 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:41,220 THERE'S A SCRAMBLE. 401 00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,056 YES! 402 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,290 THE DOGS SCORE! 403 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,692 HOLY SHIT! 404 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,794 OH, SORRY, WRONG BUTTON. 405 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,929 WHOO-HOO! 406 00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:54,533 OKAY, HUSTLE UP, HUSTLE UP! 407 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,535 WHOOOO! 408 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,537 GOOD WORK, GUYS. 409 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,807 WE DON'T HAVE ANOTHER TIME OUT, SO I HAVE TO BE QUICK. 410 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,176 BUT DO YOU SEE WHAT COACHING CAN DO, 411 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,378 WITH THE RIGHT PERSON, WITH THE RIGHT PERSPECTIVE-- 412 00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:08,113 YOU GOTTA BE QUICK, RIGHT? 413 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,282 OKAY. WE'VE GOT LESS THAN A MINUTE. 414 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,384 THEY'LL TRY AND GET THE PUCK TO ROCKET. 415 00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:15,254 IF RONNY GETS A BREAKAWAY-- WE'LL STOP HIM! 416 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:17,956 IF HE GETS A BREAKAWAY, BRENT, CHEAT TO YOUR RIGHT, 417 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:20,259 YOU'LL FORCE HIM TO USE HIS BACKHAND. 418 00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:23,762 HE'S GOT A WEAK BACKHAND, HE'LL NEVER GET IT OVER YOUR GLOVE. 419 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,330 GO! 420 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,173 NICE D. 421 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,385 YEAH! 422 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:47,886 HUGE GLOVE SAVE! 423 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:49,288 HUGE! 424 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,455 YES! 425 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:54,059 WHAT HAPPENED? THE BOYS DIDN'T LOSE! 426 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:56,195 NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT HAPPENED? 427 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,063 GOOD WORK, BOYS! 428 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,000 WHOO! 429 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,174 CELEBRATING A BIT MUCH FOR A TIE, AREN'T WE, BOYS? 430 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,143 YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T WIN. 431 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:14,112 YEAH, YA POOR TIE-ER. 432 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:17,182 SLEEP WELL KNOWING YOU DON'T SUCK ANY LESS THAN WE DO. 433 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:31,763 HI, EVERYBODY. I'M DARREN DUTCHYSHEN 434 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,199 WITH THE RIVERDOGS' STAR GOALIE, BRENT LEROY. 435 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:36,134 AND, BRENT, THAT WAS A STUNNING VICTORY. 436 00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:38,270 AND BY VICTORY, I DO MEAN MORAL VICTORY, 437 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,272 BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALLY A TIE. 438 00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,641 IT WAS IMPORTANT WE DIDN'T LOSE THIS GAME. 439 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,776 YOU SET A GOAL AND GO FOR IT. 440 00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:48,280 BECAUSE OF YOUR MIRACULOUS SAVE IN THE DYING SECONDS OF THE GAME, 441 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,216 YOU HAVE BEEN CALLED UP BY THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS. 442 00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,285 IS THAT RIGHT? COOL! 443 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:56,221 AH, HANG ON. THIS IS JUST A DREAM, ISN'T IT? 444 00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:57,322 YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. 445 00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:59,324 I DON'T NORMALLY COVER SENIOR REC GAMES 446 00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,993 IN THE PICKEREL VALLEY HOCKEY LEAGUE. 447 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,628 YEAH, I THOUGHT THAT WAS STRANGE. 448 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:04,463 YOU STILL WANT TO DO THIS? 449 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:05,430 SURE. 450 00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:06,832 BUT--BUT HANG ON. 451 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:09,901 HI. 452 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,704 HOW YA DOIN'? 453 00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:18,644 Closed Captioning by 454 00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,979 Vertical Sync Closed Captioning Services Inc. 455 00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:22,981 www.verticalsync.com 456 00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:27,686 ♪ I DON'T KNOW THE SAME THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ 457 00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:35,661 ♪ I DON'T KNOW I JUST DON'T KNOW ♪ 458 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:42,968 ♪ IT'S A GREAT BIG PLACE ♪ 459 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:46,938 ♪ FULL OF NOTHIN' BUT SPACE ♪ 460 00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:48,940 ♪ AND IT'S MY HAPPY PLACE ♪ 461 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:52,644 ♪ I DON'T KNOW YES YOU DO ♪ 462 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:56,615 ♪ YOU JUST WON'T ADMIT IT ♪ 463 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:59,785 ♪ I DON'T KNOW THE SAME THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ 464 00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:02,788 WE'RE ON THE INTERWEB AT cornergas.com 465 00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:05,791 ♪ I DON'T KNOW ♪ 466 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:08,694 ♪ I JUST DON'T KNOW ♪ 33004

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