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HEY. HEY, BRENT.
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I SEE THEY'RE BUILDING
THAT NEW CALL CENTRE.
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WHERE?
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UP IN WULLERTON.
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WHY DOES
EVERYBODY DO THAT?
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DO WHAT?
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SPIT.
WE DON'T SPIT.
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YES, YOU DO.
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YOU SPIT EVERY TIME
ANYBODY SAYS WULLERTON.
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OH. DID WE DO IT AGAIN?
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I'M SORRY.
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IF IT BOTHERS YOU, WE'LL
MAKE AN EFFORT NOT TO SPIT
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WHENEVER ANYBODY
MENTIONS THAT PLACE.
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I'D APPRECIATE THAT.
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HEY! THEY'RE BUILDING
THAT NEW CALL CENTRE,
IN WULLERTON.
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OH!
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YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW.
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♪ YOU CAN TELL ME THAT
YOUR DOG RAN AWAY ♪
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♪ THEN TELL ME THAT
IT TOOK THREE DAYS ♪
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♪ I'VE HEARD EVERY JOKE
I'VE HEARD EVERY ONE YOU SAY ♪
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♪ YOU THINK THERE'S
NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪
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♪ LOOK CLOSER
BABY YOU'RE SO WRONG ♪
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♪ AND THAT'S WHY
YOU CAN STAY SO LONG ♪
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♪ WHERE THERE'S NOT
A LOT GOIN' ON ♪
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IS THAT
THE LIFE OF PI ?
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HAVE YOU READ IT?
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YEAH, I LOVED IT.
A LITTLE BOY TRAPPED IN
A LIFEBOAT WITH A TIGER.
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ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT LIFE OF PI ?
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YEAH. DO YOU KNOW IT?
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IT'S ONLY MY FAVOURITE
MARITIME TIGER NOVEL.
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OH.
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WHAT'S THAT?
LIFE OF PI .
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I'D LIKE
SOME PIE.
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IT'S A BOOK.
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THE LAST BOOK OSCAR READ
WAS THE OWNER'S MANUAL
TO OUR TOASTER OVEN.
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TALK ABOUT
DULL.
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HEY, GUESS WHO'S
COMING TO TOWN?
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SOME GUY?
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NO. YEAH.
BOB LANG.
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WHO?
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HE'S THAT STAND-UP
COMEDIAN WHO PLAYED HERE.
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GOOD GUY.
WE HUNG OUT.
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IT WAS A GREAT SHOW.
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I WAS LITERALLY
ROLLING IN THE AISLES.
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YOU WERE FIGURATIVELY
ROLLING IN THE AISLES?
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I WISH HE WAS FIGURATIVELY
ROLLING IN THE AISLES.
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HE'S GOING
TO BE ON TV TONIGHT.
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I MEAN, AIN'T THAT COOL? MAYBE
HE'LL MENTION DOG RIVER.
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ACTUALLY ROLLING IN THE AISLES,
LIKE ON THE FLOOR, LAUGHING?
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YOU REALLY HAD TO
NOT BE THERE.
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WE ALL LIKED LIFE OF PI
SO MUCH,
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WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER
AND TALK ABOUT IT.
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A BOOK CLUB?
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YEAH.
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I DON'T KNOW, WOMEN SITTING
AROUND TALKING ABOUT BOOKS.
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YEAH, IT SOUNDS
KIND GIRLY.
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WOULD WE ALL DRINK TEA
AND EAT LITTLE SANDWICHES?
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WE COULD.
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OH. THAT'S A BAD THING?
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YEAH.
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IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ALL
FEMALE. A MAN COULD JOIN.
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HMM, LIKE WHO?
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I DON'T KNOW.
BRENT.
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MY SON BRENT?
YEAH.
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BIG HEAD, RUNS
A GAS STATION?
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DON'T WORRY,
I'LL GET HIM TO JOIN.
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I HAVE A PLAN.
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BOOK CLUB?
YEAH, I'LL JOIN.
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OH. I THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO
COME UP WITH A PLAN.
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NAH, I LOVE BOOKS.
I'M A VOLUPTUOUS READER.
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YOU'RE EMMA'S SON, RIGHT,
THE GUY WHO RUNS A GAS STATION?
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PICKED A BOOK YET?
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I'VE BEEN ITCHIN' TO READ
THE SAINT IN NEW YORK .
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THE WHAT?
THE SAINT.
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SIMON TEMPLAR, BRITISH SLEUTH.
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OH, FORGET THE MOVIE.
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NORMALLY HE FIGHTS
BRITISH CROOKS
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BUT IN THIS ONE HE GOES TO
NEW YORK AND FIGHTS THE MAFIA.
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IT'S A SAINT OUT OF WATER STORY.
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OH. WELL, THAT'S GREAT.
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WE WERE THINKING
OF THE LIFE OF PI .
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IT'S LIKE
THE SAINT IN NEW YORK.
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REALLY?
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EXCEPT IT'S ABOUT A BOY
TRAPPED IN A LIFEBOAT
WITH A TIGER.
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ALL RIGHT.
I'M GAME.
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WILL THIS BOOK CLUB
HAVE LITTLE SANDWICHES?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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OH. I MEAN, UNLESS YOU'RE
BEING SARCASTIC.
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I'M NEVER SARCASTIC
ABOUT SANDWICHES.
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WOW. BRENT, THAT WAS
REALLY DRAMATIC.
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HEY, PAUL, CAN I
M.C. COMEDY NIGHT?
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DO YOU HAVE ANY MATERIAL?
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I GOT THIS GREAT BIT
ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS.
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MAKE ME LAUGH.
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OKAY.
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MEN AND WOMEN ARE
DIFFERENT IN MAY WAYS.
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YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
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OKAY, YOU GOT THE GIG.
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YES!
DO I GET FREE DRINKS?
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NO.
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IT'S A DEAL.
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HEY, HERE.
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I WROTE A SYNOPSIS FOR YOU
AND ALSO SOME OPINIONS.
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WHOA, WHOA!
WHAT ARE DOING?
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SO YOU'LL HAVE
SOMETHING TO SAY.
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BUT I'M READING
THE BOOK. OH.
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IT'S A WAKE-UP CALL TO THE WILD
ANIMAL TRANSPORTATION INDUSTRY.
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YEAH.
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YOU DON'T PUT A LITTLE BOY
INTO A BOAT WITH A JUNGLE CAT.
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IT WAS HARROWING
FOR HIM.
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AND FOR THE TIGER.
CATS DON'T LIKE WATER.
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TIGERS DO, ACTUALLY.
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THEY SWIM FROM ISLAND TO ISLAND
AND ALSO UP RIVER.
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AND BOUNCE AROUND
ON THEIR TAILS.
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WILL YOU LOOK
AT THESE?
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WELL, AM I MISSING
SOMETHING?
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YOU READ THE BOOK AND TALK ABOUT
IT. IT'S NOT SYNOPSIS CLUB.
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COOL. YOU GUYS STARTIN'
A HYPNOSIS CLUB?
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I SAID SYNOPSIS.
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THAT DOESN'T EVEN
SOUND LIKE HYPNOSIS.
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YEAH, WELL, MAYBE
THERE'S A JOKE IN THERE.
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LIKE INSTEAD OF HYP- NO -SIS,
MAYBE IT'S HYP- NAH -SIS.
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AND INSTEAD OF SYN- OP -SIS,
MAYBE IT'S SYN- OPE -SIS. HUH?
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SEE, THAT'S KINDA FUNNY.
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LIKE, OKAY, YOU SAID
"SYNOPSIS CLUB."
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WELL, MAYBE IT SHOULD
BE SYNOPSIS CLU ...
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C-L-U.
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IT'S A BOOK CLUB, HANK.
WE'RE READING THAT.
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AH, A DETECTIVE NOVEL.
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WHAT?
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LIFE OF P.I.,
PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.
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LIFE OF PI , PI.
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A COOKBOOK, HUH?
WELL, THAT'S KINDA DUMB.
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ANYWAY, PAUL'S GONNA
LET ME M.C. COMEDY NIGHT.
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I'M QUICK,
I'M SHARP,
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LIKE THE WAY I CAME UP
WITH THAT CLU THING.
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I MADE THAT UP
OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.
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WE DIDN'T REHEARSE THAT,
RIGHT, BRENT?
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NO, WE DID NOT.
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UNLESS WE DID AND YOU MADE ME
FORGET IT THROUGH HYP-NAH-SIS.
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STAND-UP CAN BE PRETTY TOUGH.
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I USED TO WORK
AT A COMEDY CLUB.
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GREAT. MAYBE YOU COULD
SHOW ME HOW TO GET LAUGHS.
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I WORKED AT A COMEDY CLUB.
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I WASN'T THE ONE
GETTING THE LAUGHS.
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OH. IMPROV ACT.
THAT'S OKAY, LACEY.
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THERE'S NO SHAME
IN BEING AN IMPROV ACT.
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I MEAN ONE OF
MY FAVOURITE SHOWS IS THAT
WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYHOW.
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YEAH, I LIKE
THAT SHOW, TOO.
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BUT, DOES THAT BALD
GUY HAVE TO DO A CAMEO
ON EVERYTHING?
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HEY, BRENT.
HEY, DAVE.
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ALL I'M SAYING IS
COMEDY CAN BE TOUGH.
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WHAT IF SOMEBODY
HECKLES YOU?
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OH, GEEZ, SHE'S RIGHT. WHAT
IF PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME.
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I--I DON'T THINK
I COULD HANDLE THAT.
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SO YOU'RE UNDER THE IMPRESSION
WE DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU?
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WHY CAN'T WE
WATCH WRESTLING?
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HANK WANTS TO WATCH
THIS COMEDY GUY.
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AH, COMEDY'S NOT FUNNY.
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THERE'S NOTHIN'
GOOD ON TV ANYMORE.
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YOU WERE LAUGHING AT
THE TV LAST NIGHT.
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TV Announcer:
And so the lion pounces
on the unsuspecting dingo.
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HA HA HA HA!
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN'.
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THAT STUPID DINGO.
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A LION ATE A DINGO?
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DO THEY EVEN LIVE ON
THE SAME CONTINENT?
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IT'S FUNNY.
DON'T OVERANALYSE IT.
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OKAY, IT'S HIM.
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TV Host:
And we are back with
funny man Bob Lang.
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TURN IT TO
THE NATURE CHANNEL.
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SOMETHING MIGHT
BE EATING A DINGO.
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Well, I had to go on
tour in Saskatchewan.
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You don't like
Saskatchewan?
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It's tough doing comedy in
these little one-horse towns.
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HEY, HE MENTIONED US.
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I WOULDN'T EXACTLY
CALL THAT A MENTION.
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Last time I was in
Saskatchewan, I did
a little hiking.
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And we had to cross
this rushing river.
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But the thing is, I have
this problem where I hear
people... wrong.
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So we're at this river
and one of my buddies says,
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"Don't worry.
We'll take a rowboat."
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And I thought
he said robot.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
THIS GUY'S STEALIN'
MY STORY. WHAT?
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THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN TO HIM,
IT HAPPENED TO ME.
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IT'S MY ROWBOAT
ROBOT STORY.
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I TOLD IT TO HIM.
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KEEP IT DOWN. I'M
TRYING TO HEAR YOUR STORY.
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So finally after holding
this in for like an hour,
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I--I finally blurt,
"What robot? What robot?"
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MAN, THIS IS MY BEST STORY.
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I CAN'T TELL THIS
TO PEOPLE NOW.
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COME ON, TURN IT
TO DINGOES.
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DING-OES,
DING-OES,
DING-OES!
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HOW MANY BEERS
HAVE YOU HAD?
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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ABOUT THE TIGER BOOK?
IT'S GRRR-EAT!
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YOU'VE BEEN WAITIN' FOR
SOMEBODY TO ASK YOU,
SO YOU COULD DO THAT.
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I CAME UP WITH IT
YESTERDAY.
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HEY, I THINK
I GOT THE SOLUTION.
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THAT'S GRRR-EAT!
SOLUTION TO WHAT?
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YOU WERE WORRIED THAT
PEOPLE MIGHT HECKLE ME
AT THE COMEDY NIGHT.
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I WAS, WAS I?
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YEAH. SO HERE'S MY PLAN.
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UNTIL COMEDY NIGHT, YOU GUYS
HECKLE ME ALL THE TIME.
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THAT WAY, WHEN IT'S TIME
TO DO MY ACT,
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I'M READY WITH
THE SNAPPY COMEBACKS.
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THAT'S THE STUPIDEST IDEA
I'VE EVER HEARD, YA BONEHEAD.
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REALLY?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
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I THINK BRENT'S
HECKLING YOU, HANK,
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BECAUSE YOU ASKED HIM TO,
LIKE TEN SECONDS AGO.
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OH.
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THANK YOU.
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SHUT UP. YOU SUCK.
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WHAT?
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WHY WOULD HE SAY
SOMETHING SO HURTFUL?
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THIS IS WHERE YOU DO
THE SNAPPY COMEBACK.
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OH.
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WELL, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T
DO THE SNAPPY COMEBACK,
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO THE
SNAPPY COMEBACK, BONEHEAD!
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GOOD WORK.
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LOOK, HANK, A LOT OF COMEDIANS
HAVE STANDARD LINES
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THEY USE
ON HECKLERS.
224
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,308
I COULD WRITE SOME DOWN FOR YOU.
225
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,510
COOL.
I CAN MAKE FLASHCARDS.
226
00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:38,978
YEAH.
227
00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:45,184
SO, YOU'RE GONNA
DO SOME HIKING, UH?
228
00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:48,521
ONE TIME I WAS HIKING
AND HAD TO CROSS
THIS DEEP RIVER.
229
00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:51,857
AND MY BUDDY SAYS,
"I KNOW WHERE WE
CAN GET A ROWBOAT."
230
00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,359
BUT I MISHEARD HIM.
231
00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:54,860
YEAH.
232
00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,462
I WATCH TV TOO.
233
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,037
HEY, LITTLE SANDWICHES.
234
00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,975
THOSE ARE FOR THE
BOOK CLUB MEMBERS.
235
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,210
SSSSS!
SISSY BOOK CLUB.
236
00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,779
I'M GOING FOR A SMOKE.
YOU DON'T SMOKE.
237
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:17,483
I WAS JUST MAKING AN EXCUSE
TO LEAVE THE HOUSE.
238
00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:21,554
NEVER FEEL YOU NEED AN EXCUSE
TO LEAVE THE HOUSE.
239
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:24,957
BRENT, YOU'VE BEEN QUIET. WHAT
DID YOU THINK OF THE BOOK?
240
00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,258
UH, WELL--
241
00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:27,994
MAYBE BRENT WOULD
LIKE TO TALK
242
00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:31,297
AFTER HE GOES INTO THE KITCHEN
FOR A GLASS OF WATER.
243
00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:35,835
I THOUGHT IT WAS
INTERESTING.
244
00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:38,004
BOTH THE BOY AND
THE TIGER ARE TAKEN
245
00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:40,072
FROM THEIR NORMAL ENVIRONMENT
AND THROWN INTO
246
00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:42,575
THE ARTIFICIAL CONSTRAINTS
OF THE LIFEBOAT,
247
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,144
WHERE THEY'RE FORCED
TO RECONSTRUCT THEIR
SOCIAL REALITY.
248
00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:47,847
GOOD POINT.
249
00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:49,715
HAVE A SANDWICH.
250
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,384
ALL RIGHT.
251
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,753
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS REMINDED ME OF?
252
00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:56,022
THE SAINT IN NEW YORK.
253
00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:01,060
THANKS.
254
00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,828
HEY, NICE SHIRT.
255
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,630
THANKS.
256
00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:06,632
NO, SEE,
I'M PRACTICING
MY COMEDY.
257
00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:09,802
"HEY, NICE SHIRT,"
IT--IT'S A PUTDOWN.
258
00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,937
OH, SORRY.
259
00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:14,473
YOU JUST CAME
ACROSS AS SINCERE.
260
00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:17,043
PLUS I THINK IT
IS A NICE SHIRT.
261
00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:20,212
IT DOESN'T HELP THAT
YOU GUYS NEVER HECKLE ME.
262
00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:23,015
OH, SORRY.
263
00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:29,422
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY AND
I DON'T THINK YOU'LL DO WELL
ON COMEDY NIGHT.
264
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,290
YEAH?
265
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,459
WELL...
266
00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:36,729
NICE SHIRT.
267
00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:39,265
I GOTTA GO PRACTICE IN
FRONT OF THE MIRROR.
268
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:40,900
YOU GUYS KEEP ON ME.
269
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,035
SEE, NORMALLY THE SAINT FIGHTS
BRITISH UNDERWORLD FIGURES,
270
00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:46,305
BUT IN THIS ONE HE'S IN
NEW YORK AND FIGHTS A MAFIA.
271
00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:48,974
INTERESTING.
SO HE'S BEEN TAKEN OUT
OF HIS ENVIRONMENT?
272
00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:50,576
EXACTLY.
THAT'S MY POINT.
273
00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:54,080
IS HE FORCED TO RECONSTRUCT
HIS SOCIAL REALITY?
274
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,248
NO, HE JUST
FIGHTS THE MAFIA.
275
00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:57,917
STILL, THOUGH.
276
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,318
THIS SAINT BOOK
SOUNDS GOOD.
277
00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:02,054
WAIT. WAIT, MAYBE WE SHOULD
WAIT, WAIT. READ IT NEXT.
278
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:05,291
UM, WE WERE GOING TO READ ONE
HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE NEXT.
279
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,027
I DON'T KNOW, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE A LOTTA SOLITUDE.
280
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,796
THE SAINT IN NEW YORK
HAS CON MEN AND GUNFIGHTS.
281
00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:13,432
AS A LAW ENFORCEMENT
PROFESSIONAL, THAT INTRIGUES ME.
282
00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,668
DOES THIS SOLITUDE BOOK
HAVE CON MEN?
283
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:16,802
NO.
284
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,170
GUNFIGHTS?
285
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,371
NO.
286
00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:21,107
YA GOT NOTHIN'.
287
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:26,912
THANKS.
288
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,948
OH, KAREN, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
289
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:31,350
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT BOOK CLUB.
290
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,719
THE FIRST RULE IS DON'T
TALK ABOUT BOOK CLUB.
291
00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:35,221
THAT'S FIGHT CLUB.
292
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,223
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT FIGHT CLUB?
293
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:40,593
HEY, I REALLY ENJOYED
OUR LAST FEW BOOKS.
294
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:44,897
I LOVED MACK BOLAN
EXECUTIONER #147 .
295
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:48,033
OH, AND FIRST BLOOD
WAS GREAT.
296
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:51,303
EMMA, I WAS JUST SAYING,
DON'T YOU THINK WE'VE SORT OF
297
00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:54,607
MOVED AWAY FROM THE KIND OF
BOOKS WE SHOULD BE READING?
298
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:58,144
I MEAN FIRST THAT SAINT THING
AND THEN THOSE TWO
JAMES BOND BOOKS.
299
00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:01,781
WE SHOULD BE READING MATERIAL
WE CAN LEARN FROM.
300
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,883
I'M LEARNING A LOT
IN BOOK CLUB.
301
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:07,119
I DIDN'T KNOW THERE
WERE JAMES BOND BOOKS.
NOW I'VE READ TWO.
302
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,588
I LOVE THE PART WHERE
YOU USE YOUR IMAGINATION
303
00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:12,191
TO CREATE ANY JAMES BOND
YOU WANT.
304
00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:16,595
I COMBINED ROGER MOORE'S ACCENT
WITH SEAN CONNERY'S LOOKS.
305
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,030
WHAT ABOUT
PIERCE BROSNAN?
306
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,165
HIS ASS.
307
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,833
OH.
OH.
308
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,735
SEE YOU AT BOOK CLUB!
309
00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:26,772
YOU SEE, WHAT I FIND INTERESTING
ABOUT FIRST BLOOD
310
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,208
IS THE PSYCHOLOGICAL COMPLEXITY
OF JOHN RAMBO.
311
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,677
HMM. YOU'RE RIGHT.
312
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:33,646
RAMBO'S JOURNEY SAYS
A LOT ABOUT SOCIETY
313
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,815
AND HOW WE TREAT PEOPLE
WHO PERFORM UNPOPULAR,
314
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,783
YET ARGUABLY NECESSARY TASKS.
315
00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:40,853
I LIKE THE PART WHERE
HE KNIFES THE GUY.
316
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:42,555
YEAH-HA-HA-HA,
THAT WAS AWESOME.
317
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,622
THAT WAS COOL.
318
00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:45,457
OH, ENOUGH!
319
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,293
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
320
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,495
THERE IS MORE TO LITERATURE
THAN--THAN DETECTIVES
321
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,931
AND--AND SPIES
AND MERCENARIES.
322
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:55,167
HOLD ON, LACEY. JOHN RAMBO
IS NOT A SPY OR A DETECTIVE.
323
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,770
HE'S AN ORDINARY MAN
WHO WAS SENT TO FIGHT
324
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,840
A BATTLE HE COULDN'T WIN.
325
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,509
IF YOU DIDN'T READ THE BOOK,
FINE, JUST SAY SO.
326
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,178
BUT DON'T BELITTLE IT BECAUSE
YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
327
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,713
NO, I--I--
328
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,215
AT LEAST READ A SYNOPSIS.
329
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,516
I--I READ THE BOOK.
330
00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:13,886
PERHAPS LACEY WOULD LIKE TO TALK
AFTER WE GO INTO THE KITCHEN
331
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:16,689
FOR A GLASS
OF WATER. OH, STOP IT.
332
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,191
IF WE'RE JUST GONNA
READ BOOKS LIKE THIS,
333
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,760
WE MIGHT AS WELL SIT AROUND
AND WATCH MOVIES.
334
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,762
YOU KNOW, SHE MAKES
A GOOD POINT.
335
00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:26,232
YOU'RE RIGHT, LACEY.
336
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,867
WE SHOULD JUST
WATCH THE MOVIES.
337
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,102
I'M SICK OF USING
MY IMAGINATION.
338
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,503
THEN IT'S DECIDED.
339
00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:33,572
FROM NOW ON WE
JUST RENT MOVIES.
340
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,141
THEN WE'LL SHOOT POOL.
341
00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:37,910
FIRST MOVIE,
DELTA FORCE .
342
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,578
OOH, GOOD IDEA. HAHA!
343
00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:41,447
OKAY, I GIVE UP.
344
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,615
REALLY?
345
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,885
OH, YEAH, THAT IS IT.
THAT'S IT.
346
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:48,454
NO MORE BOOK CLUB FOR ME.
347
00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:51,590
MOVIE CLUB.
348
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,129
WOW.
349
00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:59,031
DO YOU REALLY
THINK SHE QUIT?
350
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:02,167
WELL, IF THERE'S ONE THING
MACK BOLAN, EXECUTIONER ,
HAS TAUGHT US,
351
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:05,804
YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
THE GAME.
352
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,910
ANY LITTLE SANDWICHES LEFT?
353
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,478
LITTLE SANDWICHES LEFT.
354
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,613
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
AT ALL, DO YA?
355
00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:16,615
AH, SISSY BOOK CLUB.
356
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:18,651
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
FIXIN' A ROWBOAT.
357
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,819
ROWBOAT OR ROBOT?
BECAUSE I REMEMBER--
358
00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:24,456
I KNOW THE STORY, JACKASS.
I WAS WATCHING TV WITH YA.
359
00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:25,557
OH, YEAH.
360
00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:27,660
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE STOLE MY STORY.
361
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,628
IT SERVES YA RIGHT
FOR TELLING IT.
362
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:32,865
WHEN A FUNNY STORY HAPPENS
TO ME, I KEEP MY TRAP SHUT
363
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,634
AND FILE IT HERE,
SO ONLY I CAN ENJOY IT.
364
00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:39,138
I GOT SOME FUNNY ONES,
I TELL YA.
365
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,557
HI.
366
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:06,332
I'M SUPPOSED TO DO A SHOW
AT A PLACE CALLED, UH...
367
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,037
WELL, IT'S JUST SAYS
"TOWN BAR."
368
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,505
COULD YOU GIVE ME
DIRECTIONS?
369
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:15,140
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
OH.
370
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,843
I SAW YOUR SHOW LAST YEAR.
REMEMBER, WE HUNG OUT?
371
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,878
OH, YEAH, SURE.
372
00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:22,014
SO WHERE CAN I FIND
THE TOWN BAR?
373
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:24,516
OH, IT'S A BIT OF
A HIKE FROM HERE.
374
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:25,517
OH.
375
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:26,585
HIKE.
376
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,054
OKAY.
377
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,424
YOU MAY HAVE TO CROSS
A RIVER... IN A ROWBOAT.
378
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:35,661
YOU SURE WE GOT THE SAME PLACE?
IT SAYS "TOWN BAR."
379
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,429
I SAW YOU ON TV.
380
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,398
"TOWN BAR."
381
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:56,048
HEY, HANK. YOU SUCK.
SAVE YOUR BREATH.
382
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:58,450
YOU'LL NEED IT TO BLOW UP
YOUR DATE LATER.
383
00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,952
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.
384
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,054
AIN'T IT SAD WHEN
COUSINS MARRY?
385
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:02,988
HI, HANK.
386
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:05,090
SHUT UP, OLD MAN.
387
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,992
AS YOU KNOW,
IT'S COMEDY NIGHT.
388
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,695
WE GOT A GREAT SHOW,
WE'LL HAVE A LOTTA LAUGHS.
389
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,163
BUT FIRST, HANK.
390
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,036
WAY TO GO, HANK!
391
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,204
SHUT UP. I'M DOIN' MY JOB.
392
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:23,075
I DON'T GO TO WHERE YOU WORK AND
KNOCK THE BURGERS OFF THE RACK.
393
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:24,810
HEY, NICE SHIRT.
394
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:27,479
HOW MANY COUCHES DID YOU
HAVE TO KILL FOR THAT?
395
00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,548
WHY YOU MAKIN' FUN
OF A SHIRT?
396
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,685
THIS IS WORSE THAN IMPROV.
AH, POOR HANK.
397
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,622
I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GOING
TO MEMORIZE THE WHOLE LIST.
398
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,057
I THINK
HE'S PRETTY FUNNY.
399
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,192
NOT DINGO FUNNY,
BUT FUNNY.
400
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,194
OH, OSCAR,
I LOOKED THAT UP.
401
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,663
DINGOES LIVE IN AUSTRALIA
AND LIONS LIVE IN AFRICA.
402
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:48,100
SEE? THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD
NEVER TELL ANYONE
YOUR FUNNY STORY.
403
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,103
THEY JUST RUIN IT.
404
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,139
MAYBE IF HANK REALLY BITES IT,
HE'LL HURT BOB LANG'S SHOW.
405
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:57,810
GEEZ, I'D LOVE TO SEE
THAT GUY BOOED OFF STAGE.
406
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:03,315
THE WAY HE USED ME FOR MY STORY,
I FEEL CHEAP AND DIRTY INSIDE.
407
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:06,718
HEY. YOU WANT ME
TO RUIN BOB'S SET?
408
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,720
GIVE ME TWO MINUTES.
409
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,657
IS THAT YOUR FACE,
OR DID YOUR NECK THROW UP?
410
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,659
WHAT DO YOU THINK
SHE'S GONNA DO?
411
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,027
SSSHH. I'M
TRYING TO WATCH.
412
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:18,197
SAVE YOUR BREATH
SO YOU CAN BLOW UP
YOUR COUCH LATER.
413
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,732
AND YOUR SHIRT
IS STUPID.
414
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:25,070
MEN AND WOMEN ARE
DIFFERENT IN MANY WAYS.
415
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,407
HI. HEY.
416
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,709
I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO SEEING YOUR SHOW.
417
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:34,513
I HEARD YOU WERE REALLY FUNNY
THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE
IN WULLERTON.
418
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:35,547
WULLERTON?
419
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,382
I THOUGHT I WAS IN
WULLERTON TOMORROW.
420
00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:39,351
OH, NO, THIS IS WULLERTON.
421
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:41,286
STUPID BOOKING AGENTS
CAN'T GET ANYTHING RIGHT.
422
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:42,554
OH.
423
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:45,624
IS THERE A PLACE AROUND HERE
PEOPLE LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF,
424
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,659
LIKE A TOWN
PEOPLE HATE?
425
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:50,429
OH, YEAH. DOG RIVER.
426
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:52,931
THANKS.
427
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,103
THAT'S THE STUPIDEST SHIRT
I'VE EVER SEEN.
428
00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:01,306
ALL RIGHT, OKAY,
THAT'S IT FOR ME.
429
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,642
IT'S TIME TO BRING OUT
OUR MAIN ATTRACTION.
430
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,512
LET'S HAVE A BIG ROUND
OF APPLAUSE FOR BOB LANG,
431
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:07,846
EVERYBODY, BOB LANG.
432
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,585
AW, THANKS A LOT.
BIG HAND FOR HANK.
433
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:16,955
SASKATCHEWAN'S ANSWER
TO DON RICKLES.
434
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,825
WELL, AH, IT'S GOOD
TO BE HERE.
435
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:23,195
I WAS JUST IN DOG RIVER,
SO IT'S GOOD TO BE ANYWHERE.
436
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,500
LET'S JUST SAY
PEOPLE FROM DOG RIVER,
437
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,469
SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL.
438
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,571
BOO!
439
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,006
DON'T YOU GET IT?
440
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,575
ARE YOU FROM DOG RIVER
OR SOMETHING?
441
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,517
CHEERS TO THE BEST TOWN
IN ALL OF SASKATCHEWAN,
442
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,785
WULLERTON!
443
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,787
BOO!
444
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:51,790
BRING BACK MEAN HANK.
445
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:55,194
BRING BACK MEAN HANK!
BRING BACK MEAN HANK!
446
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,600
BOB LANG, EVERYBODY!
447
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,403
GEEZ, REMIND ME NEVER
TO GET ON YOUR BAD SIDE.
448
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,172
YOUR REVENGE IS
SWIFT AND BRUTAL.
449
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,041
AWW. THANKS.
450
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THE WAY YOU USED
YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF
LOCAL GEOGRAPHY
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00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,779
TO DEFEAT THE ENEMY
WAS REMINISCENT
452
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,815
OF MACK BOLAN,
EXECUTIONER #147.
453
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,051
THERE'S ALWAYS
ONE MORE MISSION.
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00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,120
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS
IN MOVIE CLUB.
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00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,555
YOU'RE BACK IN?
456
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,525
YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
THE GAME.
457
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:29,194
YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
YEAH?
458
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:30,529
YOU KNOW WHAT
ELSE IS DIFFERENT?
459
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,902
WHY NOT CHECK OUT SOME
OF THE BOOKS THAT WE
MENTIONED ON OUR SHOW?
460
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:40,005
THE LIFE OF PI ,
BY YANN MARTEL.
461
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:44,042
THE SAINT IN NEW YORK ,
BY LESLIE CHARTERIS.
462
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:48,146
DON PENDLETON'S MACK BOLAN,
EXECUTIONER #147 ,
463
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,716
PAYBACK GAME ,
BY JERRY VANCOOK.
464
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:53,852
AND IF YOU ENJOYED OUR
WILDLIFE SEGMENT,
465
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:56,688
CHECK OUT
DINGOES IN THEIR HABITAT ,
BY JAY ROBERTSON,
466
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:58,690
WHICH ISN'T EVEN
A REAL BOOK, ACTUALLY;
467
00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:01,693
IT'S JUST SOMETHING OUR PROPS
GUY, JAY ROBERTSON, MADE FOR US.
468
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,328
IT'S ACTUALLY
NOT A BAD READ.
469
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:04,796
SO VISIT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY
470
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:07,399
AND GET INTO
THE MAGIC OF READING.
471
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:11,503
PICK UP A BOOK.
READING IS COOL.
472
00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:14,539
THIS GUY'S GOTTA BE
IN EVERYTHING.
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00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,577
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I JUST DON'T KNOW ♪
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00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:42,167
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00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:46,171
♪ FULL OF NOTHIN' BUT SPACE ♪
480
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:48,206
♪ AND IT'S MY HAPPY PLACE ♪
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00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:51,843
♪ I DON'T KNOW
YES YOU DO ♪
482
00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:55,847
♪ YOU JUST WON'T ADMIT IT ♪
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00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:59,051
♪ I DON'T KNOW THE SAME THINGS
YOU DON'T KNOW ♪
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00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:02,020
WE'RE ON THE INTERWEB AT
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